#lmao angsty life

[hollys-fairy-hell]

Prompt: Peri isn’t back to normal after the effect of his magical back up.

Some lingering side effects could include but are not limited to:

Trouble doing none wish related magic

Soreness and aching when changing and maintaining other forms (in some cases this is still a symptom even if the change was a wish)

Discomfort, or pain in extreme cases, to continuously granting wishes or larger scale wishes

Dizziness and fatigue when using magic for long periods of time

Discomfort and pain when going long periods without granting a wish

Magical outbursts or magic spasms due to magical build up within the body

[galaghiel]

Both Jack and Maddie stared at him, speechless. Silence blanketed the lab, everything but Danny’s strangled crying, his hand pressed over the muzzle as if to hide it. No- to hold it still, to still the dozen wicked barbs that were digging into his tongue, probably ripping it with each sob.

a little sketch of @liketolaugh-writes amazing one-shot fanfic that you can read here

[moeblob]

I'm so tired today. Take the Ringleaders of the group.

So I mentioned that I was a little nervous about talking about the plot and it still stands but uh. Basically, the friends all live in reality. And their "reality" is like our reality (obviously with exceptions that I make to the current time line) but some people can create portals. The portals lead to other dimensions. Some are alternate dimensions similar to reality. Some are dimensions to peaceful lands. Some are dimensions to magical lands.

This dimension maker can lead his friends to an alternate dimension in hostile lands with violent monsters but. The thing is. When they die in the other dimension, they just get booted back to their reality. So the Ringleader (Real) recruits his friend group to go die for fun, like a very mentally stable young adult would do.

Also, this is not the same in every dimension. It's simply the same dimension destination every time, so Ringleader (Real) isn't about to generate a portal to some Other Dimension where death could be permanent. He's content just traveling to the one violent dimension.

[seriouslycalamitous]

I FINALLY HAVE MY AWARD SHOW AU FULLY WRITTEN!!!

Title: Plus One

9K Words

Celebrities/Fake Dating AU, Hideduo

Link

[oceanwithouthermoon]

its crazy to me how people sometimes see kusuo and kusuo transformed as kuriko/kusuko as like.. different people but not ??

im not sure how to phrase it but like.. i once saw fanart of kuriko being shipped with one of the boys and then she transforms back into kusuo and the guy lets go of her and is like "ew.." LIKE BRO WHAT😭

what do u mean u ship kusuo as a girl with someone but not kusuo as a boy.. are YOU being homophobic or do you think the character is homophobic?? either way, what ???

[ohhgingersnaps]

Stars The Same As Ever (Hallmark AU)

Ch. 1/? — This City Always Hangs A Little Bit Lonely On Me T+ | Sebastian/Farmer

It’s the first week of winter, and Sebastian is having a bad day. He wakes up at six, nearly an hour and a half before sunrise— too early, in his opinion, but his boss is a morning person, so their standup meeting is at eight (spirits, really, who’s awake at eight in the morning?)— and he spends thirty minutes hitting snooze on his alarm before he hauls himself out of bed. Brushes his teeth. Hops into his little five-square-foot excuse for a shower, which has absurdly low water pressure, and then tries not to freeze as he towels off, because baseboard heaters are useless against the cold, and the windows in his studio apartment are drafty. This apartment may suck, he reminds himself with chattering teeth, but it’s his.

I've decided to start posting the Hallmark AU I've been working on, because it's about 30 chapters long and I want it posted before the end of winter! Buckle up for some holiday sweetness, angst, mutual pining, and a sprinkling of mountain family dynamics.

(Read the prologue on AO3!)

[fadelbison]

received devastating news literally half an hour after announcing I was going to resume circus posting - this whole thing is so cursed 😂

[mogamingthe1st]

Sometimes I'm watching the life series and I just remember that both Lizzie and BigB are canonical Minecraft Story Mode characters. I can't handle this. Mostly because Minecraft Story Mode is MADE to allow other series to be connected to it. Like, there's portals n stuff. Life Series could be canon to Story Mode and we would be none the wiser.

Don't mind me I'm just having a silly little crisis that other people have definitely already had

[supermarine-silvally]

💜 Yara

Thank you very much for the prompt, dear Anon!! <3 I hope you enjoy it!

💜 surprise kiss / impulsive kiss

This fucking Marine would not leave her alone. 

“And so there I was, surrounded by forty of the nastiest, ugliest pirates in all of the South Blue! They were pointing their weapons at me, creeping closer and yelling curses far too crude to repeat in front of a lady. Bunch of disgusting savages.” The man took a swig of alcohol, pounding his mug against the counter.

Yara’s teeth gritted, staring down at the bottom of her glass as if it had gold in it. If it wasn’t for this ridiculously overpriced beverage-- some kind of pomegranate-flavoured thing that didn’t taste half as good as it looked on the menu board-- she would’ve been out of this shithole bar ages ago. 

It was the first day that the Moby Dick had made shore in almost a month, and she had somehow managed to spend far too long of it stuck next to this loser who had just spent the last hour bragging about his impending promotion to Captain of the 453rd Branch or whatever. The shit-eating smirk on his face told her that women were usually fawning over him by this point, and the fact that she wasn’t apparently meant that she needed a little more persuading. 

The Marine leaned closer to her, his breath reeking of cheap liquor. “So you know what I did next?”

“I couldn’t care le--”

“I grabbed hold of the steering wheel and swung the ship around! The bastards were so surprised, they didn’t even have time to grab hold of anything, so they all ended up tumbling into the ocean!!” He roared with laughter. “Can you believe that? See, the thing about pirates is that they’re all so hopelessly stupid.”

“Are they now?” Yara said flatly. She was increasingly tempted to push the edge of her dress back, fully revealing the tattoo that adorned her left leg. The only reason why she hadn’t so far was because she was loath to make the man think she was trying to entice him. 

“You better believe it, sweetcheeks.” He winked. “And if you want my opinion, Gold Roger was the stupidest one of all. Some ‘King of the Pirates’ he was. I heard there wasn’t even much of a fight to bring the brute down.” Swallowing another gulp of his beverage, he turned to face her. “Now, enough about me. What’s a pretty little gal like you doing all alone in this part of town?”

“Who said she was alone?” a familiar voice spoke from behind them. 

Yara’s heart leapt, a small smile creeping onto her lips as she finally glanced up from her half-empty glass. 

Ace flashed the both of them one of his usual cocky grins before draping an arm over Yara’s shoulders. “There you are. I was looking everywhere for you.”

The Marine’s expression soured. He shuffled closer to Yara, his tone dropping. “What do you say we get out of here? A man of my rank can get a room at any hotel you fancy.”

Ace tsked. “Whispering isn’t polite, y’know. And there’s a big problem with your plan.”

“Oh? And what’s that?”

A devilish grin spread across the young pirate’s face. He withdrew his arm and reached forwards, fingers brushing gently under Yara’s jaw as he tilted her chin up ever so slightly. “She’s mine.” 

Without a moment’s hesitation, he leaned in, his lips colliding with hers. Yara’s eyes widened, surprised by the sudden burst of affection, but they quickly fluttered shut. Ace’s hands had found her waist, pulling her in closer, the taste of pomegranate lingering between them as he deepened the kiss. Finally, he pulled away with a gentle nip to her bottom lip, leaving her breathless. Keeping one arm wrapped firmly around her midsection, he shot the Marine the most satisfied smirk Yara had ever seen.

The man’s lip curled as he slid off the bar stool and took a step towards Ace, trying to look menacing. “Oh, yeah? Who do you think you--” He stopped, his eyes landing on the ASCE tattoo on Ace’s arm. All the colour instantly drained from his face. “W-Wait a minute… I know you… You’re… You’re Fire Fist!!”

Ace tipped his hat at him. “That I am. Pleasure to meet ya.”

“But… that means…” His gaze slowly shifted over to Yara, finally noticing the tattoo poking out from under the hem of her dress. He gulped. “H-Hellcat Yara… It’s-- It’s the Whitebeard Pirates!!”

“And you say we’re the stupid ones,” Yara said disdainfully, watching as the man’s shaking hand reached for the sword strapped to his belt. “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

His hand stilled for a second before grabbing the sword and whipping it out. “I’ll… I’ll capture you both! You have a combined bounty of almost one billion Berry, right?! I’ll be rich-- and a hero!!”

Ace and Yara looked at each other, then back at the quivering Marine. Yara let out a sigh, lifting up her glass.

Thunk!!

Before the man could move, she brought it down over his head. He slumped over, his sword clattering to the ground. The rest of the pomegranate-flavoured beverage splashed from the glass, dripping down his blank face.

“Wow.” Ace looked impressed. “That’s one way to solve it.”

Yara shrugged. “I’ve been wanting to do that for over an hour now. Besides, his flirting game sucked anyways.” She placed the glass down on the bar’s counter, sliding it over to the bartender who had apparently seen enough brawls to be completely unbothered by the situation. 

Side by side, the two young pirates left the bar, stepping out onto the sunny street. 

Ace’s stomach growled as they walked, making him chuckle. “All that excitement and I’m completely famished. Now whaddaya say I take you out for dinner? My treat.”

She laughed. “You say ‘treat’ as if you haven’t skipped the bill on every single date you’ve ever taken me on.” 

“That’s true,” he conceded, grinning sheepishly.

 Yara looped her arm around his, twining their fingers together. “I would love dinner. And to spend time with you as long as you’ll have me.”

Ace pretended to ponder it. “Well, if that’s the case, then… How about forever?”

Smiling, she leaned down and pressed a kiss against the crossed-out ‘S’ of his tattoo. “Forever sounds nice.”

tagging: @auxiliarydetective @oneirataxia-girl @daughter-of-melpomene

[cobaltfluff]

I would protect him with my life!!!!

[quietwingsinthesky]

just going to keep this au tucked into the back of my mind for the rest of the show btw. doctor who if his companions literally would not leave him alone. he keeps getting new companions and they’re just. integrated into the tardis family. bonding over how much they all love this weird pathetic spaceman who has enriched and/or ruined their lives.

[flowerygn]

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[crazy-fangirl2524]

there’s something so inherently wrong with me when i tick to include major character death in the warning for ao3

[quillkiller]

sorry to young royals but *haymitch voice* simon could live a hundred lifetimes and NEVER!!!!!! ever deserve wilhelm

[spaztastic-headcannons]

Fun idea: A bit of the All Spark (the tiniest splinter of a shard) embeds in a human. It's still powerful but not nearly as much as a larger chunk would be. The worst this one does is overtime adapt the human to better understand Cybertronians. But somehow it gets missed in surface and casual scans of the body. Maybe mixed in with other shrapnel from whatever launched the piece into the body. Maybe it's sentient enough to know to hide out because fuck this shit, it's been a long war and now it's shattered, wtf.

Let's say you're someone who has come to work with the Autobots and the humans they ally with (this can be almost any universe in the Transformers fandom though I always end up with a pretty fun mix of Bayverse, G1, Prime, and sometimes MTMTE for funsies). And you're going about your business on base, have some headphones on/in bopping along to music or a podcast to make the work easier and time fly by. And suddenly you're picking up weird noises between the music. And over time the weird noises start to sound a lot like the language the Cybertronians might speak to each other. Very concerning! So you report the bugged headphones, turn them in, and leave the experts to figure out if there are weaknesses in the signals and systems that allowed that to happen. could be a fluke! (they're hoping for a fluke....). Headsets and other listening devices all over the base are tested repeatedly, but none of them can repeat the issue that yours does. And even then, over time the issue seems to resolve itself. A sigh of relief as the defunct headphones are destroyed and Red Alert manages to calm down.

Music and headphones return to regular cycle and all is well.

Except you get a replacement set and they start to do the same thing over time but now you're starting to understand what's being said.

It's hard to tell if it's a case of you understanding Cybertronian in Cybertronian or if it's being translated into English. Things feel a bit fuzzy about that.

Once again you report a problem, except now you're under the scrutiny of Red Alert and Ratchet.

This sucks! Especially because now you're picking up some of what they're saying to each other out loud!

End result? You have a shard of the AllSpark and you can understand Cybertronian languages. Yes, all of them.

[Uncertain if I would want to include something like the frequencies are also picked up without headphones and maybe some hurt/comfort/hilarity of trying to figure out how to control them as a human? You're pick]

Could be the fun start of you catching Decepticon frequencies too, like if Ravage was sneaking in on a secret and hidden one and you're the only one to pick it up? Also how would you respond?? You physically cannot make the noises to communicate but maybe you start to be able to read it in text and can message on a specially made phone? Lots of fun directions to take this in!!!