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seiwas · 7 months

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atsumu’s pr team the type to put him into every possible thing—sports ads, energy drink endorsements, hair care commercials, tiktok trends, the whole thing.

at some point the miya twins try to start a podcast but it’s 30 minutes of them bickering, so it ends after 5 episodes. a youtube channel doesn’t do any better.

but it’s in his mid-late twenties that a movie is pitched to him and his pr team is all over it, marketing him as the up-and-coming romcom heartthrob of the next decade.

atsumu has never acted a day in his life, and sure, he’s hot, has a charmer of a smile and the physique of a god. but the moment he speaks, all of that gets thrown out the window immediately.

#my love language for atsumu is bullying him lovingly 😔#they book him the role bc sales think he has enough pull to break the box office 🥲#(he does) (but osamu never lets him live it down)#when he has to do a kissing scene with the opposite lead his lips won’t stop quivering #and they have to do 10 takes to get the shot right LMAO #you are his trusty assistant through all this #and you’re hiding your laugh behind your hand as he fumbles his lines for the nth time #bc he’s practiced this with you TWENTY times 🥲#atsumu doesn’t believe for a second that he’s cut out for this but his pr manager is insistent #and has somehow managed to convince him that he’s at the peak of his youth AND his career—that he should grab every opportunity ahead of hi #thank GOD he just has you by his side through all of it #shotorus.bubble #atsumu

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warlenys · 2 months

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the glenn macdennis comment hurt obviously but also so necessarily cause i’d gotten too delusional i was too obsessed with the potential final prize instead of fully enjoying what i love about what macden is rn which is the saddest awfulest gay tragedy ever written this is such a good catalyst for lowering my expectations and just living laughing loving in the doomed queerbait this is what shipping’s about what fandom’s about what life is about let us rest peacefully knowing that we absolutely will still get shit and it’ll be crazy and funny and sad but ultimately the power to make it beautiful lies with us. as the queerbait gods intended

#or is this just coping. who knows #do still need a five minute sex scene but they can be friends after it #because he is right. it’s funny #it’s also horrible which is the show #but yeah stings oh boy it stings but also this is so so good and fun #and then if it does end up happening we didn’t expect it which makes it better lmao #overall very important thing i think. this is how queerbait should be done it’s beautiful #but yes hush hush don’t worry this is better in the long run i promise #unless it stunts the character development but i don’t think they’d let that happen #that’s like glenn’s favourite thing #but yeah macden is so beyond normal queerbait anyway and i’d honestly been forgetting how fun it was before s16 when it was so unknown #i’m so ready to get back to that complete lack of trust in anything before s17 #seeing that tweet did feel like being shot though #‘we need more doomed toxic queerbait’ you couldn’t even handle glenn howerton saying macdennis will never be fully canon #iasip #macdennis #+

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edains · 1 year

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Mhairi McFarlane

#mass effect #shepley #ashley williams #male shepard #cyrus shepard #was gonna go with a shot on mars where he reaffirms he wants her #but i wanted to include the little bit of me2 in here #the man is straight dedicated to her #spent a disgusting amount of time trying to get his face right in me2 #only to realize i don;t even need it for this scene LMAO #soon as i saw that quote i knew i needed to do something for shepley

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shirogane-oushirou · 3 months

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trying out procreate brushes again but with more Purpose. i found a fantastic ballpoint pen, alongside some ink-based brushes that give you Sloppy Effects... which i appreciate as someone whose ballpoint drawings always ended up a smudgy mess no matter how hard i tried to avoid it ;;;

(and a colored version to play with his fursona's colors a little + see how he looks with slightly more accurate paws and proportions hehe)

#(tbc -- the one on the left is digital. that's allll procreate babey. v proud of the effect i managed.)#gonna tag r!ren as well bc like. it's a fursona. maybe his fursona DOES have his dream job idk!!!#the decision to add the blue ballpoint made me So Unwell. He's Right Here and writes in the corners to be playful. <333333 #(and tbc: this design is MORE accurate but i still need to find better ref before i lock in his design jnsfdj #this just in: otters are difficult to get good detail ref shots of bc they're In The Fucking Water lmao ;;; show me your paws dude!!)#📌 [ my posts. ]#🎨 [ 046 art. ]#046 art #🍄 [ lying on the blade of an emotion. ]#🧃 [ who is in control. ]#🦦 [ can't escape it. ]#🐸 [ look ahead. ]

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ohtendril · 8 months

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two of you. always in sync

#you know what i wasnt gonna do this but i rewatched prodigal son and uh. some of the frames made me crazyyyy this time around #and i love imagery it has to be said #its like. this time around i actually Perceived them. and not watched them like. every time liv looks at el its like. she cant believe it #like she's looking at a ghost. like he's gonna disappear any second #and at the same time. she can barely look him in the eye. she looks at him when he isnt watching. lest he sees. lest he recognizes her #and what shes feeling. lest she recognizes that he still knows her and *sees* her even after all this time. and she cant have it. she wont #so she watches him and observes him like shes both memorizing him and recognizing him.especially in that interrogation room... fuck me bro #that metaphor. of her standing right between el and the suspect. up against that mirror. and we're seeing her reflection.#the present liv the captain watching like a hawk and the past liv. right behind her back in the room with el sensing him and seeing #him getting ready to pounce. like the shot of her with el's fists in the background. oh mama. she just knows “do you need a break detective #and then them being literally divided in some of those shots. by the window binds by kathy and space and actual doors #(and her sliding those doors in the first place and then watching from the other side and the cut to her again watching through the door an #OPENING IT???)#and i havent even talked about el lmao. but it's svu it's supposed to be liv centric (well) but anyway #i havent essayed in the tags in so long i forgot to tag this in the beginning oopsie daisy #svuedit #bensleredit #eo #lawandorderedit #svu #benson x stabler #*mine #*svu

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super-max-verstappen · 1 year

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Lewis Hamilton is for people who like dogs

Max Verstappen is for people who like cats

No I will not elaborate

#JUST KIDDING #I will 100% elaborate #tell me I’m wrong I dare you #dog people act the same about cats as LH fans act about max #and cat people act the same about dogs as they do about Lewis - personally he’s just a lot 😂#and of course some people are both #and some people are neither #that’s fine maybe y’all are Ferrari fans #ruining my analogy just like Ferrari ruining Charles’s shot at the 2023 championship #but like #Lewis is a dog person and Max is a cat person and their personalities clearly show that #and you know how people tend to give off the same vibes as their pets.. well they definitely do lmao #you gotta get Max to warm up to you but Lewis is right there with upbeat energy off the get go #max is SO cat coded especially #this isn’t that serious by the way I swear to god if I get hate for relating drivers to ppls favoryite animals I will lose it #max verstappen #Lewis Hamilton #f1 #formula 1

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akkivee · 1 year

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ichiro’s new outfit is kinda cute!!!!! 🤭

#this is vee speaking #the arb chronicles #like i can see ichiro as a flag boy next to one of miku’s racing figurines or maybe as the racecar driver lol #i may not be able to spend shit in arb for the far foreseeable future lol #but i’m trying to play it more!!!!!! i don’t particularly miss it but i also kinda do lmao #in the occasional times i did log in to play i managed to get enough sudden scratch coins to buy ichiros new card but only one of them lmao #so at least i have it lol!!!!!!#the story is shaping up to be very nice lol ichiro just got really swamped with requests and resolved to get shit done by himself #esp since his bros were in school but the story ended just as he heard ‘nii-chaaaaaan!!!’ and ‘ichi-niiiiiiiii!!!’#baby bros coming in with the assist lol let’s go bb let’s go bb!!!!!!!!#what is that symbol on ichiro’s jacket tho lol?????? it looks kinda korean but it can’t be right???#a 9 for rei’s secret online identity lol??? some brand we haven’t seen yet???? or we have in the bg of some shot that i haven’t noticed lol #if it isn’t new i’m sure some jp twitter user with encyclopaedic info will recall it lol

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alessandramortt · 3 months

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cannot believe the thing that finally gets me to romantically ship furymax is, of all things, my issues with furyjack sjdhskdjd so on brand for me tho

#dont get me wrong furiosa and jack loved each other. in whichever few or many different ways #but like. its like comparing a leaf to a tree. or a seed to a tree.#it was trying SO HARD to be half of what furymax was it would be funny if it wasnt so blown out of proportion #just the seamless teamwork and silent understanding and (manufactured by circumstances) slow trust build up #the two ppl whove been thru so much and have a extraordinarily hard time letting anyone in #learning to trust each other. going from trying to kill each other to giving so much of thenselves to keep the other alive!#like it was so obvious hats what miller intended with furyjack he tried SO HARD #but it was Too Much. back to back 5 sec long shots of them furiosa abd jack looking at each other #like see? SEE? theyre seizing each other up! theyre communicating! theyre gonna eventually work together! SEEEEE??? lmao #and then jacks entire backstory and motivation is one (1) line #and their time together all that trust build up? a single fucking cut #with furymax it was the whole fucking film (it was relatively quick but so well done. just the necessary lingering shots but the rest was #body language and visual storytelling and so well done #maybe bc it wasnt intended to be anything romantic which was absolutely the best fucking choice #probs to tom burke for getting it mostly right. them being romantic only when theyre actually safe is also my preferred version #if it had to happen at all #bc boy dont get the started on the power dynamics and the way his inclusion was a nice lil way to Not have to deal with ppl and joe just #accepting a woman in any position of power at all. and how it kinda takes away from her having probably clawed her way there #also. you cant compete with tom hardys* lips sorry burke #furiosa #furymax #maxiosa #max rockatansky #anti furyjack #more like #furyjack critical #why am i like this tho 😫#i want to like them so bad #furiosa a mad max saga #mad max fury road

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the-cooler-king · 4 months

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One of those texts I kind of need to sit on before I decide how I'm going to word it.

I never know how to start these, but I always have an idea on what to say. Your opinion of me actually matters a lot & the implication that you believe that I lie to you or I'm not doing enough is kinda hurtful. It comes across to me like my effort is worthless to you & that what I want doesn't matter at all. I wouldn't bring it up if I didn't think you cared, and I know you're going through a lot and shouldn't have to worry about me, but I'm getting mixed signals that are really throwing me off. What do you want from me? Am I asking too much of you and you don't know how to tell me? I sincerely want to be there for you, regardless of what it looks like to get to that point, but if you don't want me there you can tell me! What you want matters just as much, if not more, to me. I'm not the kind of person to be hostile about things if they don't work out. I don't want to be another source of stress or negativity for you, and I don't want you to be afraid of being honest with me. I constantly question if you're just too nice to tell me you aren't interested anymore, and even if you are, I might need more reassurance than you can give me because I don't think I'm very worth it to anyone for anything. If you don't think I'm trying hard enough then tell me what I need to do to change that! I'm at the point of just not knowing what I bring to your life, if anything at all. You don't need to deal with me on top of everything else, so, I'm sorry for this. Even if you don't text me back I'll feel better once I get it out there. The only thing I've ever been afraid of is not communicating exactly how much I care about you & how much you mean to me - even if it doesn't matter to you, or you don't believe me. If there comes a day where we aren't in each other's lives anymore for whatever reason, I don't want either of us to question what could've been said or done differently or regret not doing more.

#I'm gonna sleep on this one. This could be a Monday night text. Or tomorrow #I'll refine this better. I think it's important to stress the whole Gemini factor here #REALLY mixed signals. If you want me to go just say it #I don't have time for the bait and switch yknow #I don't even think he's aware. Micheal said it pretty straight up and I know he's probably right #But I will be goddamned if I don't give it my best and most honest shot.#I think about Sean a lot sometimes and how much I miss him. It could make me cry #I never got the chance to tell him anything. To show him I made it #He will NEVER get here. He will always be stuck when and where and how he died and that fucking kills me #That pain and raw grief are what keep me going at this point.... he will never experience life after that moment in time #And I am so scared that the same thing will happen to my s/o and he will walk into it with eyes open #And I can't communicate that fear to him. That profound sadness. Watching a movie over and over and hate the ending #It's *hard*. How many times can I watch it happen? How many times will it keep happening? Take my fucking revolution or whatever #I woke up angry today and im committed to being empty and full of resentment I think #I just want to talk to Sean. He would say the same thing micheal did I bet.#God I really miss him huh. Crying and shit or whatever. I don't have time for this #Sean would laugh at me for crying over some hot guy who I am clearly the side girl to #Lmao I would laugh too. Yeah. Get it together.#It's just another relapse so relax sit back and take a deep breath......

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skitskatdacat63 · 2 years

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2023 Saudi Arabian Grand Prix - Post-Qualifying - Fernando Alonso(ft. Sergio Perez & Charles Leclerc)

#obligatory 'adjusting race suit' shot i cant help myself #its funny that i have gifs of nando drinking water both 18 yrs ago and 18 yrs later #im also gonna gif a bit of oscars post race interview bcs i am very proud okay????#was hoping for nando pole but i will take p2 i will take it #lmao nando is the only driver my dad knows(bcs of me) and he was so upset abt him not getting pole LMAO #he came back in and is like 'hes not on pole??? i wanted fernando to get pole :(' me too dad me too #fernando alonso #2023 saudi arabian grand prix #sergio perez #charles leclerc #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #of course right after i post this they show his post race interview NOOOOOOO well ill have to go without

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freebooter4ever · 10 months

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I have more Geno pictures from behind the bench, do you want me to send them your way? They aren’t super different from what I have posted but some of them could be good references. Anyway, love your art and I hope your conference is going ok!

Oh my gosh i would love that!!! Your photos are great! A total different perspective than the publicity shots or official camera boys. i do have an email for this account: freebooter4ever @ gmail . So if that's easiest ^_^ i will gladly take any and all references for my collection lol! Sometimes i never know which one i want to draw until i try drawing it. Thank you so much!!!! (the conference, for better or worse, is over, and im still unemployed but now with extra sadness and depression and total hatred towards myself and my art, yay1 haha)

#Thank you #I finally looked through the photos and videos i took during warm ups #I swear i think my brain shuts down when that close even with the pexiglass barrier #He was Right theRE like feet away from my camera and i couldnt get a single good shot #its all of his back or he is halfway out of frame lmao i really...my head was in the clouds it was hopeless #Like i thought i remembered catching the video moment of geno making goofy faces at whatever kid he gave the puck to #But then i looked at my videos and i caught the end of it when he skated away but not when he was right there lol #I think i must have thought i hit *record* but really it was hitting *stop recording*#Anyway im just sayin i very much appreciate good photos!!!!

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waluigisgaybf · 9 months

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GOD I JUST LOVE MY BOY NALNOR SO MUCH 😭

Changed his gear up this time so hes in mostly black instead of red and I miss the red but he look looks 👌

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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I keep seeing those "character without trauma" depictions and they seem like fun but I can't really picture it for most of The Faves... I guess Arakawa would've stayed an actor and Mine would've stayed at his company (or who knows, maybe he would've pursued baseball instead to begin with), but other than that I'm coming up blank...

its hard to imagine traumaless depictions when A Good Portion Of Characteristics are a product of trauma tbf 👁️💋👁️

#snap chats #like even with daigo. sure his trauma might be considerably less severe compared to others #but even still his internalized loneliness and want for an Actual friend is a product of his childhood neglect and surroundings #trauma has a range like that going from things some people might be like 'oh well thats not THAT bad' to like.#walking in on your dad after he was shot 👀💋👀 i mean daigos dad was ALSO shot but at least he didnt have to see it--#jo might be the hardest to imagine. if thats what you were lowkey alluding to when it came to coming to a blank #at least with mine and arakawa- mine especially- we got to see them Somewhat have a normal life #mine esp like if he just learned to better communicated he wouldnt have a need to join the yakuza right #but with jo we never get even a lick of that #at most he was a construction worker but i mean.. p sure that was more of Needing to do it opposed to naturally going towards it yk #not that construction work is bad of course but we know what im saying its not exactly a lot of people's Top Five occupations #especially at 15 but anyway. im prattlin too long THIS IS WHAT I WAS SAYING DURIN STREAM YESTERDAY LMAO #I BE LIKE 'weh wah my hand hurt i hate typing' and then i type an essay in the tags #literally go outside i hate you <- @me #anyway. i forgot to say in my last bitching post that my mom also nicked my ear so thats fun #so now my ear hurts and theres a skin flap i wanna rip off thats great #ok that was more tmi than usual ima cut it here BYE

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surpriserose · 2 years

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Ohhh i hate youtubers so much

Im watching this video on umm this shitty the shining theory this one guy made and its literally just like DARVO the theory oh my god and this guy covering it is just like.....not acknowledging that i could make a better video essay on this 🤨

Okay maybe im being a little harsh on the guy rebuking the theory im just so tired of people being like ummm i dont hate the guy who made this misogynistic ass theory well i do so 🤨🤨🤨 get into twitter beef about it at least put some hate in your heart where is your anger...RISE

#Idk i can elaborate on the shitty theory but its um 🤨 pretty fucking obviously just misogynistic #And im personally more interested in the reasons why this theory is so popular now when we've had how many ummm intense domestic abuse #Cases in America to say the least #And while sure debunking this shitty theory based on CONTINUITY ERRORS ALONE LMAO is a good place to start id also like to consider that #Not only is it based on kubricks reputation among um well film bros as a genius perfectionist who will do anything to get the right shot #It kind of ends up justifying the um...everything he did on set because look hes such a perfectionist even his mistakes are intentional #Just like everything he did on set including abusing shelley Duvall (whos character is actually just a hysterical abusive bitch to her #Husband who has done nothing wrong now i guess like)#Like this makes sense right? Im saying things that make sense sorry im angry lmao #And like yeah people will wildly misinterpret movies to fit their views can we please talk about that too pls.....#Also darvo is ummm it stands for deny and reverse victim and offender idk how much that's like a useful term but thats literally what this #Theory is like...lol. LMAO EVEN #domestic abuse mention #Sorry anywayd had to get that out

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cryptidofthekeys · 2 years

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ya know,, mental health’s not been so great recently BUT on the bright side

my spamplush has really gotten me through these tough times, like not even joking- im very happy to have the lil guy by my side while my brain tries to figure out everything

#Chase Gets Serious #havent used that tag in a long time-#but he's really been getting me through tough ass times #if that doesnt prove hes a VERY big comfort character for me then I dunno what does lmao #outta all the lads that could be a source of comfort- its the goddamn sleazy salesman #just- after everything that's happened- my brain's just tryna piece together what to do next #how i can get outta this godforsaken place- away from my stupid ass dad #...but until then I suppose- at the very least I have my lil big shot right here for extra comf

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keeps-ache · 9 months

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heghhehheghe i've had a soda

#just me hi #llsllslsldjjsjfvhsbdcsjdhvbfskalkdjfsadfkvadjkvsabfv #ehehehehehgh #i'm waiting for the weight of the world to calm me but so far i've smacked my thumb (just my thumb. ???) against a box and Ow #oooooouooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #it's not even productive excitement i just gotta. bite something i think hfbshdbcd #WOW #oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo #does anybody else make a like. T-t-ts-t-t-ts-t noise when they get excited because Whheee #how much caffeine is in doctore perrder. i must know #66 mg... nnniceee #did you know there's about 194 mg of caffiene in a triple sot of expresso?? i just learned that #i can also remember my mom's entire starbucks order. which makes sense but we're wasting memory space on this hfbshd #a venti java chip frappeccino with 3 shots of expresso on the side #it HAD to be on the side because something something they never got he shots right lmao #she stopped going ot starbuchs like years ago though because well. it sucked in like 5 different way lol #and also we had to tease her into not going so :) now she makes coffee at home #like we had a win but why am i suffering now hdbsd!! coffe smells like skunk stink. so bad so sad man hsfhs #okkeyy.... i'm slinkying away now.. oOoOoOoOoOO!!! :0 :D

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