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realasslesbian · 2 years ago

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Public apology 2.0: sorry everyone I got the straight man's identity wrong again🤦🏻‍♀️ Actually he identifies as The Victim:

#lmao #like im just always amazed how self-absorbed men are #you got upset bc a lesbian said men were ugly #then every heterosexual on the planet offered you your binky #and came for the lesbian that made you cry with her mean lesbian opinions #(that tbh weren't actually mean like I could have done better lmao)#so she's out here battling the lesbophobic hordes #ppl telling her it's wrong to be a lesbian and she deserves to die over it #and pretending like their heterosexual takes are woke #and not in fact literally the views of the taliban and al qaeda and nazis and every other major villain of the last century #but nvm about the violent lesbophobia bc a straight man had to endure a lesbian on the internet telling him men are ugly #lmao THE HUMANITY #how will this straight man cope with the meanness and negativity of a lesbian not worshipping him #like lmao bro how do you survive in the real world?#are you literally just that coddled and catered to that you think this whole heterosexual outrage is proportionate?#that's crazy #anyway my lesbian ass always gonna find men ugly #and gonna find straight dudes like bogleech especially pathetic #but keep up the heterosexual outrage y'all #it's getting to hilarious proportions #lesbian #lgb #lesbophobia

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wasabi-gumdrop · 7 months ago

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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16 #he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him #Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios #like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj #Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life #everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down #Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery #Kabru is so locked in #Kabru used signature move: charming smile #Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #wasabi rambles #seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian #baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO

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ink-the-artist · 1 year ago

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Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol

#i think its cute #they took the mars rover approach #humanizing the space craft making it cute making us (me) project emotions onto it #the soviets also used imagery of laika in propaganda a lot #which is pretty fucked up imo #but if i grew up in the soviet union that shit wouldve definetly worked on me lmao #the narrative of a heroic little dog going to space and being honored by the whole country #as cruely wrong as it is its very appealing #the soviets knew what they were doing man they didnt reveal how laika really died until like. the 2000s #bc they knew people really cared about that dog #they liked the narrative around her

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wanologic · 5 months ago

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reminder to take care of your loser human body

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syruubi · 10 months ago

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The Hydro Sovereign comes to Mondstadt

#genshin impact #venti #neuvillette #furina #my art #I effing forgot to post this here I suck at this #yes I know the whole reborn as a human thing is exclusive to Neuvillette for some reason but what if dragons can change their form #and Neuvillette is the only loser who can't do it LMAO

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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago

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You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.

Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.

Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.

The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???

I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.

#batman au #batman #dc #dcu #prompts #cryptid batfam #cryptid batman #technically human batfam but doing their darndest to convince people they aren't #and it's working #Justice League #batfam #They are making LORE for themselves #batfamily #Hilariously there's gonna be some panic from a few of the rogues that B has been with lmao #Somehow they convinced several people that the stabby Robin was made by Batman alone #There was no mother and people are very confused and a little scared to ask #I just want Chaos

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sunlit-mess · 5 months ago

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taking off my anxiety over a license exam ☠️

#messyr #IM GOING TO CRY IF I FAIL THIS EXAM BUT DAMN I ALREADY FEEL LIKE THROWING UP!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAH #I keep thinking about the fkin adobe license yet im still out here drawing projects for a media visual novel and egames art concepts AAARGH #Also still drafting stuff for this AU bc it doesn't just focus on ships- rather the plot itself LMAO.#doodle #artists on tumblr #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel au #hazbin hotel: Michelin Stars AU #hazbin hotel human au #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel alastor #lucifer morningstar #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie morningstar #radioapple

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stilitrash · 1 year ago

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BRO I rewatched ALL adventure time as an adult and Ice king SURE says some... interesting stuff huh

#adventure time #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #finn the human #ice king #SUPER FREAK PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND #I personaly interpret ice king as ' simon without filter' do yeah I pretty sure those are his actual kinks lmao #SIMON IS CANONICALY A SUB!!! A BOTTOM!!!!! A LITTLE SLUT!!!#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #I drew betty p3gg1ng him hehehe had to post it on twtr of course

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kayawolfhorse · 9 months ago

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Discuss

#this isn’t necessarily based on creature or sanity levels it’s what would be funniest for the Bit #also the idea of muppet & human duos is amusing to me. false and ren. pearl and gem. bdubs and etho. do you see it #zed and cub as unethical scientists is fun it’d be solid enrichment for them both #mumbo is equal parts muppet and man. maybe he’s a muppet that got turned into a guy idk #mumbo being over the line vs under it doesn’t mean anything i just ran out of room and didn’t feel like changing it btw lmao #kaya posts #hermitcraft #1k

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peterpcrker · 3 months ago

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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE 2024 | dir. Shawn Levy

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maibeloved · 3 months ago

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More gravity falls doodles! Currently reading and decoding Journal 3! Its…its alot 😭

#gravity falls #gf #standford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #bill chiper #stanley pines #human bill cipher #canon human bill cipher #his human design was so fun to draw i cannot lie lmao #fiddleauthor #billford #the book of bill #gravity falls fanart #yea drawing the pine twin brothers is very fun ahaha #btw already going nuts reading journal 3! i can’t believe i finally own it.. a childhood dream come true 🥹💜

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xiakeik · 1 month ago

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You think Pyramid Steve to Bill is like Doodlebob to Spongebob or something like that

#gravity falls #my art #fan art #doodles #art #pyramid steve #gravity falls bill cipher #bill cipher #bill gravity falls #remind me to never draw those human bills again btw it was... a struggle LMAO #like design wise and everything theyre aight ig but MAN its just so. Off for me-#this is why i keep my boy as a shape bc although i CAN draw humans i HIGHLY prefer simple shapes/objects instead #glad i was able to squeeze this out just before uni starts again #xiakeik arts #id in alt text

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gen-toon · 9 months ago

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#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc kaufmo #kaufmo #tadc characters #tadc previous humans #midge lmao #worm on a string #abstracted characters

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oddzo · 3 months ago

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Twink death but make it literal

Monster Falls au my beloved

I don’t have a human Bill design so I used that old popular twink design lmao

Below is the photo that started this entire drawing- I had the thought “what if that but monster falls and t-posing?” Then “what if I put Bill in the family guy death pose too?” And now we have this. I love my brain sometimes :]

I’m currently on a trip so no more sculptures for a hot second, sorry bout that :’)

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bunnieswithknives · 3 months ago

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In which Dev finally talks about what happened to Peri :3

part (1/2): next

#fop nature au #fop #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop peri #fop dev #dev dimmadome #art #digital art #comic #Peri thinks this is about to be a very different conversation LMAO #the changeling stuff is not something they are proud of LOL #Fairies evolved to be brood parasites hc lets gooo #modern fairies have a more mutualistic relationship with humans since they dont have have kids often anymore #I have a wall of text I sent to my friend about fairies relationship with humanity over time maybe Ill clean it up and post it eventually

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gr1mmweeper · 6 months ago

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#art #meme #lmao #smokey the bear #the human torch #lol #memedaddy #gw

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