#llama party

[coldstormyday]

I think the real losers of MCC Party were the Lime Clowns' digestive systems after chugging popcorn and slushies for an estimated 25 minutes for no reward whatsoever

#worthit

[ingravinoveritas]

nightingalecottage replied to your post "Then:…”

It’s the sequence of the events for me. GT made an inappropriate post about her kid’s bday as an excuse to brag about her sex life. The next day MS goes unleashed on xitter, with 4 posts revolving around DT, starting with liking that beautiful half naked aziracrow art and then the “i set david on fire fairly regularly” tweet. He doesn’t feel the need to brag, but he isn’t subtle. People can read this however they like, but…

The astonishing thing is that Michael's streak on Twitter (I'm sorry, I can't call it X or Xitter, it's too ridiculous) has continued today. He replied to an Aziraphale/Crowley fanart this evening, and he also responded to this:

And there were a lot of things happening this weekend (as we saw in this post from @invisibleicewands), so the fact that he again chose to focus on David seems very telling.

This all becomes even more intriguing when you realize that he was in London this weekend, so very possibly could have been in attendance at Birdie's birthday party, which also adds some interesting potential implications to Georgia's Insta post/Michael's "I set David on fire regularly." And if he is set to remain in London for the next month or so rehearsing to play Aneurin Bevan on the West End, then regularly seems like it could take on a whole other, more literal meaning.

What you said really sums it up, though: That unlike Georgia, Michael doesn't feel the need to brag, but he's definitely not subtle about things, either. So taking all of this together--the events of the past few days, knowing Michael is London, and the probability of him seeing David--it definitely does make it difficult to not see all of this as euphemisms/coded expressions for whatever is actually going on. I guess we'll just have to see if Michael keeps tweeting/replying to tweets about David. I'm betting he does...

[druidberries]

it's time for the love day party! everyone is having a great time except for Sophia :( Anthony said he'd be there but he hasn't shown up or responded to her texts

previous // next

okay raven 👍

[minecraftbookshelf]

I think AntVenom’s name just got added to the post it notes Impulse keeps on his mirror to look at in the morning and remember his grudges against them.

[cunt-hole-bitch]

COOL DUDE DALIEN

[fourse]

Party llama!! XD

[punkeropercyjackson]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL8x5a9o/

Angsty Atla tiktok

OH GOD.OH GOOOOOOOOOOD THIS FUCKING HURTS OMGGGGGG /very pos

[letuce369]

??? cyan went from 8th to 2nd, green and orange went from 1st and 2nd to 4th and 5th, and pink went from 5th to 1st

the two teams who made it to dodgebolt were nowhere near it before the bonus crowns

[ratleyland]

Jennifer Garner

[idkuhhhheadcannons]

I’m stoned and my brain just went llamas with hats but it’s a late night commercial break on an adult comedy network in the 80’s that the young adults of Hawkins snuck around to watch growing up. Thst Steve and Eddie end up referencing it one day post Vecna (or alternatively while involved in upside down bs) in front of the party and then proceed to reenact it hats and all in the Munsons’ trailor or the theater hats and all. Also let’s say Chrissy came back so. There’s no angst

Just Eddie going

And imagine the Paul reveal

😱😂

I feel like a little dark humor would help fill the depressed traumatized void in those kids’ hearts it certainly kept me and my friends from offing ourselves

[newyorkthegoldenage]

A llama (and a kangaroo, a monkey, some goats, several dogs, and a couple of cats) got a bath and then attended a party at 331 West 18th St., 1959. The party was given by adwoman Lorrain D’Essen, who realized there was a market for trained animals to be used in commercials.

Photo: Robert W. Kelley for Life magazine via Head Topics

[fluffallamaful]

I see sleepy-anon’s Backfired Protection From Tickles and I raise you Sacrifice Tickles. (DSMP version because I don’t tend to like writing irl stuff.) (Nothing against it! Just don’t like doing it myself :) ) (Also I am so starved for c!Dream fluff I have been living in a desert for so long and then an angst!heatwave hit with the final lore stream someone please help me I need the most concentrated dose of fluff you have) (Do you know how desperate I had to be to brave the ask box, even on anonymous. I’m starving, man!)

Let’s say… there’s some sort of Manhunt going on where Dream is convinced that he has to protect both himself and Punz from the rest of the server, even though the rest of the server already know everything and just want to take him home because he’s in horrible shape :(. But also, Dream still has plans to reset the server soon, because he doesn’t know that there’s another way, and so the rest of the server wants him safe and also wants to disable whatever he’s done. Anyway, they manage to catch him but not only is he not talking, but he also doesn’t trust any of them and will not tell them anything. ESPECIALLY anything that might endanger Punz.

I think you can guess where I’m going with this.

The server needs answers, but they also really don’t want to hurt him because. Look at him. There are zombies in better shape than him. Dream thinks that he needs to protect both his plans and his ally. As it turns out, tickles may not be good way to get him talking, but they are good at 1) assuring him that they really don’t want to hurt him and 2) providing much-needed comfort. The final straw is when he finally realizes that they know Punz is his ally, and Punz is still safe.

He starts crying and scares the shit out of everyone — but it’s not because they went too far as they initially feared. Instead it’s the culmination of nearly three years of building stress and loneliness all finally finding a way out as he finally feels like he’s somewhere safe, and suddenly all of his plans also start tumbling out. Everything, all at once, it’s actually kind of hard to listen to both because it’s so jumbled and because it’s heartbreaking to hear him so upset, and it takes a while to get it all out, but eventually he finally manages to do it. And he’s finally given a bowl of hot soup, and kisses, and plenty of cuddles. He falls asleep in a giant cuddle pile. (Please.)

(I like the idea of Quackity and Sam being two of the interrogators because that is Dream’s worst nightmare, and he’s STILL feeling okay at the end. There’s nothing for him to be afraid of — not even Quackity and Sam. Bonus points if others suggest slightly more extreme ways of getting him to talk (just slightly! hell, maybe they’re even jokes: “we should make him listen to your annoying music” “let’s feed him your terrible cooking”) and Quackity and Sam stubbornly veto everything else because they really doesn’t want a repeat of what they did before.)

(Ah — I don’t know if I even need to say this, but: anyone’s free to use any prompts of mine, yeah? Use them as many times as you want, you and anyone else who wants to do it. :) )

@sleepy--anon you have inspired

also,,, Anon The Destroyer has given permission for people to write about their AUs!!! please make sure to credit them if you do!!

(discussion under cut)

🦙🦙🦙…

ok ok ok so kinda like the manhunt AU,, except that part of the reason that dream is on the run from everyone is also because he desperately wants to protect punz from harm from the server as well 🥲

he’s captured and brought back to the community house, where sam and quackity attempt to coax answers out if him

the idea of him clamping up the same way that he did during his non-verbal phrase in prison is heartbreaking :(( like just absolutely reverting to old habits and techniques that allowed him to keep information in whilst he was being tortured in prison :(( and if it’s quackity and sam doing the interrogating, then it would probably feel all too familiar to all of them.

which is maybe why they leap at dream’s suspicious reaction to sam’s thing squeeze of reassurance. he had placed his hand just above dreams knee during his explanation for them needing information, and a light squeeze to the muscle had quite literally sent a shockwave through dream’s fatigued body. perhaps the sight of dream’s lips quirking at the sides and his shifting posture was almost addicting, but not only that, the subtle increase of thigh squeezes in sam’s explanation appeared to get more and more head nods of understanding from dream.

it’s not long before the subtle squeezes and words of reassurance progress into straight up comfort tickles, from both sam and quackity. they are sure to make it clear to dream that they don’t want to hurt him, and that they only want to help. and my god it’s nice to see him smiling? come on let them see! they can all work this out together, they just need to know what dream knows. they all want it to work. punz said the dream would know how to stop what’s coming! he’ll be so happy to see dream smile as well.

and that’s what does it. the mentioning of punz and his safety breaks dream right then and there. soft giggles turn into sobs. soft tickles turn into hugs and hushed, worried murmurings. after their 5th time reassuring dream about punz safety and alliance-status, the broken man finally breaks further, collapsing into the hug and admitting all his plans through his blubbering tears. he’s showered in reassurance and praise, and then is promptly ushered downstairs to the awaiting rest of the server.

the server dwellers greet him gently and warmly. they offer him a place on the many beds that they’ve set up in the main room of the community house (because slumber parties are cute). dream spots punz and collapses into his arms. he spots george and sapnap and bursts into tears again. they bring him into a hug and play with his hair. he’s offered soup. he watches tommy and sapnap battle it out in a pillow fight. he giggles when george’s hair brushing starts to include the back of his neck. he starts to feel like he belongs :((

🦙🦙🦙…

[waakemeupppppp]

all night long

nie pasuje tu

trzezwy swiat nie liczy liczb

pijany ma wiele mozliwosci

byc prawdziwym

chociaz od momentu doroslosci

klub gra caly

powietrza nie umiem zlapac

probuje sie wspomoc fajkami

nic nie pomaga

zawsze czekalam na ten moment

a gdy juz nadszedl

juz nie smakuje dobrze

drink juz niektorym wszedl

moze to i dobrze

pedze z pracy do pracy

kurwa wieczny bieg

nigdy sie nie ogladaj w tyl

bedziesz wiecznie zyl

pierdolenie o szopenie

rozpieta koszula

pranie mozgu

papka zrobiona

wymiekasz? ;)

na wspomnienie Twojego dotyku robi mi sie mokro

dalabym miliony zebys dala mi sie dotknac

jeszcze raz

zgrywasz pozory

powiem Ci szczerze ze zamknelabym Cie w klatce

tylko przy Tobie czuje te motylki

szalejace synapse

x

p.s. ujęcie z mojej trzeźwej tym razem perspektywy na imprezie, szczerze? Nie wiem co jest gorsze- pić, czy nie pić.

[stevviefox]

This needs to be a picture book

I got a phone call from the police station about my teenage llama this week, telling me some tourists had called them upon seeing a llama crossing the road, who “stopped when she saw us�� and “refused to give way” (their complaint in French sounded amazingly traffic-related, “elle n’a pas cédé le passage”…) The policeman told them yeah that’s our Pampe! don’t worry about it she’s living her life, you can try to pet her but she’s shy with strangers… Imagine calling the police about a llama refusing to abide by basic road rules and being told haha that’s our girl! Give her a pat for me! Pampérigouste, you are very annoying and very loved.

I started following that road looking for her, occasionally calling her with my special I Come Bearing Muesli whistle (and it was a lie), and as soon as I got mobile reception I received a text from a neighbour telling me “Ton affreuse est là” (“your horrible one is here”). I turned around to go pick her up, and discovered that he had locked her in the Horny Bull Pen, aka his most securised enclosure. When Pampe escapes to his farm just to be a pest she usually hangs out with his cows until I arrive and he doesn’t mind, so it was a little joke, and it was so funny finding Pampe languishing in a high-security prison. She looked very put out and I told her she absolutely deserved her sentence. Then I opened the gate and I didn’t even need my rope, she was happy to be pardoned and to see Pandolf, and followed us readily, on the road and then through the woods to my farm, it felt so companionable, the three of us walking home together.

[stall51]

As you can see, I have changed a Llama's Face wearing a Chef Hat on his head and changed the font by Adobe "Italia Std" this means standard

[cunt-hole-bitch]

dan and phil get down is my favorite video on earth just pure sillyness and vibes.. do not summon bleeding llama dance party at 3am yall