#lizard feeding

[confirmedgeckos]

It’s not Digiorno, it’s Dubia!

[sukunastoy]

AWWWWWWWW YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

LIZARDSSSSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOO

ILL ALWAYS BE READY TO SHOW PICS OF MY REPTILIAN CHILDS

Have a video of Texas chasing some crickets in the tub.

SOUND UP 🔊 The little bonk 😭😂😅

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[kaijutegu]

Have you ever seen an animal this passionate about eggs?

Look at her. That is the face of a creature who has seen the cosmic egg at the center of the universe and eaten it.

[claitea]

friends :)

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

MY POWER IS BACK

[barksbog]

another locust lunch time

[clickbeetle]

i’m screaming.

i just saw a youtube short where a woman stated that feeding your pets (she said dogs and cats for some reason.. they’re feeders for lizards) things like hornworms is bad, because they’re living creatures too. so she “rescued” hornworms from a pet store and raised them into moths….. and released them into the wild…… they’re an invasive species.

[londondungeon2]

a concept with yokai!malleus! ♡ඩ⌔ඩ♡

after years of proving yourself to be a good wife — despite your inability to make good food, despite your inability to socialize fluidly with his parents’ business partners, despite everything that has been working against you — you manage to get the blessing to marry mr. leech’s firstborn son, jade.

it has been a harsh trial of endurance. with only your grandfather as your family, you are not the type of lineage that should marry jade. your grandfather developed arthritis years ago, so you have been tending to the estate’s garden since you were young. that is where you first became friends with the firstborn and your love has blooms from those very gardens like a beautiful rose.

now, summer heat slithering in the air, you grow flustered with mr. leech’s timid ‘yes’ — finally? your eyes ask, finally! your eyes celebrate when you realize this is not a joke. you two are going to be wed.

you run to jade, throwing yourself at him in joy. you two did it — almost four whole seasons of asking again and again. your little worlds are going to be officially together at last. your kisses are full and bright, bursting with love.

while you may be so entirely grateful that this has come to fruition, you are so tired. you feel you could sleep for a thousand years. and you deserve to!

so, sleep you do, the night after receiving your blessing, you curl yourself in bed not by the estate’s housing for you and your grandfather, a building that looks ready to collapse in on itself like a poorly made muffin, the building right by the gardening shed, like usual. no! no, you sleep curled up in jade’s arms, so enamored and happy.

despite all the love in the air, you have a nightmare.

it is an awful abomination. you dreamt the quarters you usually slept in collapsed and killed your grandfather. you wake up with tears on your face, jade worrying at your side.

you rush to the building, but everything is perfectly alright. nothing more than a terribly realistic nightmare. a bad midsummer’s dream.

so, you and jade prepare for the wedding. you are already know what will fill the venues — Akaibaras, red roses, dozens upon dozens of red roses — so pick them, you and jade do, and arrange them, you and jade do. you are in bliss.

you have another nightmare — you were choking on thorns and blood, the mixture of both so violent you feared your innards would be shredded. you wake up queasy at the thought of roses, but you persist. you want this marriage more than anything.

but, nightmares keep happening. they kept happening to the point where you are confusing your nightmares with your reality.

you have a wedding coming up at the end of the summer and you look fatigued as the dead. jade suggests a hike to get away from it all, perhaps the stress of the wedding is causing this. that night, nude under blankets, warmed by fire and his touch, you try to dream a dream rather than a nightmare.

it starts off good, it’s you and jade dancing by the bonfire, practicing for the wedding. it is only until jade trips over the ring of stones making up the fire, falling in, does the dream sour. the arm you grasp in a panic, the man you pull out in a panic is a entirely different man.

light red from the fire paints his body in an evangelical glow. his wispy black hair flows behind him in hypnotic rivulets. he is a sturdy figure in white, loose robes. there is no bottom half to his body, it fades into nothing.

he calls you his bride. it is maddening. you know what type of yokai it is. you awake with a scream.

yume no seirei, the yokai believed to cause nightmares. and for some forsaken reason, it is you he wants. exorcisms, rituals, you don’t need a wedding right now, you need one of those.

you go to grab jade, shake him awake, but his face is bone. you scream. you awake a second time. jade is there, comforting and hushing, asking what’s wrong. you shake like a lamb in his arms.

deeper and deeper you fall into a pit, confusing your nightmares with your reality.

it’s only a matter of time until one of your nightmares cross over into reality.

would be titled KAGEROU (follows along to the lyrics of the buck-tick song) or titled THE SKY IS A POISONOUS GARDEN (follows along to the lyrics of the concrete blonde)

[somnisweet]

Homura sketchh!!

[ghoulie-gal]

Y'all know that list of reverse tropes?? The one that was like "Too many beds; really sweet guy that only hates you; hate at first sight" etc.?

If I remember right one of them was "accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss" instead of getting kidnapped by the mafia and i think that has some kind of hilarious potential with Sinostra...

People who ship Taiga with their OCs or absolutely hate him. Just imagine it

I think the key word here is "accidentally" too like no plan no intent it just happened somehow and now you gotta deal with not only him but also Romeo losing his shit (or alternatively hindering you from returning him because now he can get work done without having to babysit) and Ritsu trying to convict you for a heinous crime just because their freak boss broke into your car and fell asleep in the back seat or something and you were in too much of a hurry to notice

[slitthelizardking]

*kicks in the door after 8 years of inactivity, sipping a boba tea* What the FUCK is up

[tinyalechardy]

Dog

Also what do you think the dog should be named?

[jazzzzzzhands]

So a Welcome Home Theory!!!

and quite possibly my main one that i might add onto and

talk about from time to time!!!

(Image from @/partycoffin ofc!)

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Good Morning!

Welcome Home!

Welcome Home is about Love!

All kinds of love! It's about the Sun and the Moon!

And about the sense of Self as a person!

"As Above" and "So Below"

Are so beautiful!

They represent the two types of people in the world!

The Sun and The Moon

BUT

It isn't as simple as that, as we are complex beings!

Capable of being both, leaning to one side, or even eclipsing

I'll go into more detail, but in a very very short sense;

Suns tend to be uplifting! Energy! They tend to lift people up when they are down!!!

Moons tend to be calming! Tranquility! They tend to pull people gently down when they get carried away!!!

They are two Halves of the same Whole

A Yin and Yang of sorts

But they can be very very dangerous if unbalanced

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BUT

I'm only going to be talking about the Sun for now.

or "As above" Because that is all we have seen so far!

Because Wally is the Sun, He is a sun, he is "As Above"

And so is everyone else! All of Wally's neighbors are Suns!

Because they are all a part of Wally!!

Pieces of his personality! They all represent different traits of the Sun!

Fun! Theatrical! Anxious! Humble! Charming! Funny! and Orderly!

(A Side note, that Frank is Wally's inner moon!!!)

Firstly, of course, there is Wally

and he is the center of everything, As Well as Home!!

Wally represents the Self, the love of the Self, and the balance of the Self.

Wally Is also Home, and YOU!! All three play a very important part!!

Wally is the Mind, the creativity, who is longing to learn and grow.

The mind is a funny thing and needs lots of care, or it may Spiral

Home is the Body. Where Wally Lives!! It speaks in its own special way! The Body also needs a great deal of care or it will Rot

You! You are the soul!! Right now, Wally is looking for You!

He is a bit separated at the moment and is searching within himself!

I might get back on this point after we see "So Below"

Because I believe You will have a part to play in there as well!

The Goo/Mold/Rot:

I believe this to be representing Obsession.

It could be for anything; Friends, Work, Hobbies, Love, etc.

You do need obsession! but not too much!

You can easily lose yourself if you have way too much, or not enough at all

If you have too much, it gets very easy to forget to take care of yourself

If you don't have any, then it would be very hard to live without having things to love!!!

But a lot of this is things we haven't seen Yet!!

Because we haven't seen "Down Below" yet

I think there will be 8 more neighbors down there (and a house)

and I think that's where we will meet The Moon!!!

I think that's where we will meet

Dolly

It would be funny if the center person we get to meet is named

Dolly, but i would be so feral if it was!!

But this is where i leave things for now!

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

Forgive me if this prompt feels gross, but-

[dragonanon]

Moving to Unova with your team and Koraidon after graduating from Naranja Academy, and being quickly labeled as the “cool and mysterious badass biker chick” that rides an exotic motorcyclesque Pokémon through the streets of Nimbasa city.

This is the initial impression of you the Submas have when you first meet. This notion is quickly proven to be false upon them both arriving at your house just in time to watch you ask Koraidon “Boo-boo wan sammich??” in a silly voice, and repeating the question in an ever increasing amount of silliness each time Koraidon screeches in affirmation and excitedly shuffles his feet.

They ask you on a date that same night lmao.