#lizard feeding

[confirmedgeckos]

It’s not Digiorno, it’s Dubia!

[sukunastoy]

AWWWWWWWW YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

LIZARDSSSSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOO

ILL ALWAYS BE READY TO SHOW PICS OF MY REPTILIAN CHILDS

Have a video of Texas chasing some crickets in the tub.

SOUND UP 🔊 The little bonk 😭😂😅

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[hellworm-fr]

forgot to check the AH for these before now...safe to say that's not the normal rate

[kaijutegu]

Have you ever seen an animal this passionate about eggs?

Look at her. That is the face of a creature who has seen the cosmic egg at the center of the universe and eaten it.

[claitea]

friends :)

[tenspontaneite]

At least three scavs hanging from a single pole moment

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

MY POWER IS BACK

[barksbog]

another locust lunch time

[clickbeetle]

i’m screaming.

i just saw a youtube short where a woman stated that feeding your pets (she said dogs and cats for some reason.. they’re feeders for lizards) things like hornworms is bad, because they’re living creatures too. so she “rescued” hornworms from a pet store and raised them into moths….. and released them into the wild…… they’re an invasive species.

[vomitspit2]

a concept with yokai!malleus! ♡ඩ⌔ඩ♡

after years of proving yourself to be a good wife — despite your inability to make good food, despite your inability to socialize fluidly with his parents’ business partners, despite everything that has been working against you — you manage to get the blessing to marry mr. leech’s firstborn son, jade.

it has been a harsh trial of endurance. with only your grandfather as your family, you are not the type of lineage that should marry jade. your grandfather developed arthritis years ago, so you have been tending to the estate’s garden since you were young. that is where you first became friends with the firstborn and your love has blooms from those very gardens like a beautiful rose.

now, summer heat slithering in the air, you grow flustered with mr. leech’s timid ‘yes’ — finally? your eyes ask, finally! your eyes celebrate when you realize this is not a joke. you two are going to be wed.

you run to jade, throwing yourself at him in joy. you two did it ��� almost four whole seasons of asking again and again. your little worlds are going to be officially together at last. your kisses are full and bright, bursting with love.

while you may be so entirely grateful that this has come to fruition, you are so tired. you feel you could sleep for a thousand years. and you deserve to!

so, sleep you do, the night after receiving your blessing, you curl yourself in bed not by the estate’s housing for you and your grandfather, a building that looks ready to collapse in on itself like a poorly made muffin, the building right by the gardening shed, like usual. no! no, you sleep curled up in jade’s arms, so enamored and happy.

despite all the love in the air, you have a nightmare.

it is an awful abomination. you dreamt the quarters you usually slept in collapsed and killed your grandfather. you wake up with tears on your face, jade worrying at your side.

you rush to the building, but everything is perfectly alright. nothing more than a terribly realistic nightmare. a bad midsummer’s dream.

so, you and jade prepare for the wedding. you are already know what will fill the venues — Akaibaras, red roses, dozens upon dozens of red roses — so pick them, you and jade do, and arrange them, you and jade do. you are in bliss.

you have another nightmare — you were choking on thorns and blood, the mixture of both so violent you feared your innards would be shredded. you wake up queasy at the thought of roses, but you persist. you want this marriage more than anything.

but, nightmares keep happening. they kept happening to the point where you are confusing your nightmares with your reality.

you have a wedding coming up at the end of the summer and you look fatigued as the dead. jade suggests a hike to get away from it all, perhaps the stress of the wedding is causing this. that night, nude under blankets, warmed by fire and his touch, you try to dream a dream rather than a nightmare.

it starts off good, it’s you and jade dancing by the bonfire, practicing for the wedding. it is only until jade trips over the ring of stones making up the fire, falling in, does the dream sour. the arm you grasp in a panic, the man you pull out in a panic is a entirely different man.

light red from the fire paints his body in an evangelical glow. his wispy black hair flows behind him in hypnotic rivulets. he is a sturdy figure in white, loose robes. there is no bottom half to his body, it fades into nothing.

he calls you his bride. it is maddening. you know what type of yokai it is. you awake with a scream.

yume no seirei, the yokai believed to cause nightmares. and for some forsaken reason, it is you he wants. exorcisms, rituals, you don’t need a wedding right now, you need one of those.

you go to grab jade, shake him awake, but his face is bone. you scream. you awake a second time. jade is there, comforting and hushing, asking what’s wrong. you shake like a lamb in his arms.

deeper and deeper you fall into a pit, confusing your nightmares with your reality.

it’s only a matter of time until one of your nightmares cross over into reality.

would be titled KAGEROU (follows along to the lyrics of the buck-tick song) or titled THE SKY IS A POISONOUS GARDEN (follows along to the lyrics of the concrete blonde)

[somnisweet]

Homura sketchh!!

[seabeck]

I have the best boyfriend though, he took care of me and rubbed my back when I threw up

[slitthelizardking]

*kicks in the door after 8 years of inactivity, sipping a boba tea* What the FUCK is up

[ghoulie-gal]

Y'all know that list of reverse tropes?? The one that was like "Too many beds; really sweet guy that only hates you; hate at first sight" etc.?

If I remember right one of them was "accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss" instead of getting kidnapped by the mafia and i think that has some kind of hilarious potential with Sinostra...

People who ship Taiga with their OCs or absolutely hate him. Just imagine it

I think the key word here is "accidentally" too like no plan no intent it just happened somehow and now you gotta deal with not only him but also Romeo losing his shit (or alternatively hindering you from returning him because now he can get work done without having to babysit) and Ritsu trying to convict you for a heinous crime just because their freak boss broke into your car and fell asleep in the back seat or something and you were in too much of a hurry to notice

[tinyalechardy]

Dog

Also what do you think the dog should be named?