#liza is me ok

[adainesfroggieboggy]

heard the funniest story today about a guy i want to meet so bad just because he’s hilarious in my head, and i will try to do it justice. this story is about my friend and his coworker.

my friend tells me that this coworker is the kind of guy that’s tall, scrawny, and so sure of his ability to win a fight against anyone. he talked about this regularly, saying he could win a fight against literally anyone. my friend would get bored and just talk to this guy, because he was the most unintentionally funny guy he’d ever met.

my friend decides to ask him, “you say you can win a fight against anyone. what if i hired a seven foot tall, 300 pound, just pure muscle guy to fight you. would you win?”

to which the coworker replies, “oh, easy. done it. i’d win.”

“what about two?”

“light work. i’d beat them up.”

the questions continue, from three to four to five and so on.

“okay, but what about ten? you don’t even know they’re coming. they just come out of nowhere and jump you. do you think you’d win?”

“absolutely. i’d wipe the floor with ‘em.”

“okay, fine. what about eleven?”

“nah, couldn’t do eleven.”

(this is where the room dissolved into laughter and you think it’s over. that is the funniest punchline i can imagine.)

“dude, i wish i could hire ten guys to come best you up.”

“do it. i’ll beat them up and take the money.”

“what if they catch you in the bathroom and you have your pants down or something?”

“i’ll pull up my pants and beat them up.”

“you think they’re gonna wait for you to pull your pants up?”

“they better.”

[gooch-cancer]

(spoilers in the vid and following text!!) no cuz i totally understood what she meant by this scene cuz like omfg I WENT THRU THE SAME THING!!! i mean the dude wasn't sleeping with my sister but STILL !!!!

[plusultraetc]

I have a lot of Thoughts about Stick Season (We'll All Be Here Forever) but every time I hear "The View Between Villages" I am punched directly in my rooftop gang feelings.

Feel the rush of my blood. I'm seventeen again. I am not scared of death. I've got dreams again.

[leezuhh]

god dungeon meshi got way hornier HAKDJSKDKS i thought y'all might've been exaggerating a LITTLE bit at least but no. nobody was lying

[m00sebaby]

just having a bit of a ramble dont mind me

[ropebuny]

could you please post a list of kinky movies???

other than Secretary cause I already know that one haha

I actually haven’t seen that one yet ! it’s been on my watchlist for forever, I need to get around to watching it. and I haven’t actually seen many kinky or erotic movies unfortunately, so pls ignore how bad this list is but. I did my best ok. also pls keep in mind I haven’t seen every single one of these listed movies yet but I added them because their descriptions seemed to fit in here

bloodsisters: leather, dykes, and sadomasochism (1995) dir. michelle handelmann

videodrome (1983) dir. david cronenberg

crash (1996) dir. david cronenberg

from beyond (1986) dir. stuart gordon

good boy (original title: meg, deg & frank) (2022) dir. viljar bøe

belle de jour (1967) dir. luis buñuel

blue velvet (1986) dir. david lynch

the night porter (1974) dir. liliana cavani

venus in fur (2013) dir. roman polanski (🤢🤢🤢🤢)

venus in furs (1969) dir. massimo dallamano

sleeping beauty (2011) dir. julia leigh

the slave (1969) dir. pasquale festa campanile

liza (1972) dir. marco ferreri

the laughing woman (1969) dir. piero schivazappa

the forbidden photos of a lady above suspicion (1970) dir. luciano ercoli

the punishment (1973) dir. pierre-alain jolivet

successive slidings of pleasure (1974) dir. alain robbe-grillet

the story of o (1975) dir. just jaeckin

crimes of passion (1984) dir. ken russell

tightrope (1984) dir. richard tuggle

seduction: the cruel woman (1975) dir. elfi mikesch, monika treut

tie me up! tie me down! (1989) dir. pedro almodóvar

female misbehavior (1992) dir. monika treut

bitter moon (1992) dir. roman polanski (🤢🤢🤢🤢)

basic instinct (1992) dir. paul verhoeven

bound (1996) dir. lilly & lana wachowski

strictly speaking (1998) dir. kirk demorest

tops & bottoms (1999) dir. christine richey

first love (2004) dir. matteo garrone

s&m judge (2009) dir. erik lamens

be my slave (2012) dir. tōru kamei

kink (2013) dir. christina alexandra voros

wetlands (2013) dir. david wnendt

folsom forever (2014) dir. mark jensen

mr. leather (2019) dir. daniel nolasco

saint-narcisse (2020) dir. bruce labruce

divinely evil (2020) dir. gustavo vinagre

I cut your flesh (2020) dir. samhel

the pleasure of rope (2015) dir. bob bentley

fetishes (1996) dir. nick broomfield

venus in furs (1995) dir. maartje seyferth, victor nieuwenhuijs

new love in tokyo (1994) dir. banmei takahashi

the bedroom (1992) dir. hisayasu satō

beyond vanilla (2001) dir. claes lilja

the piano teacher (2001) dir. michael haneke

salon kitty (1976) dir. tinto brass

the duke of burgundy (2014) dir. peter strickland

pvt chat (2020) dir. ben hozie

in the basement (2014) dir. ulrich seidl

leap year (2010) dir. michael rowe

fruits of passion (1981) dir. shūji terayama

o fantasma (2000) dir. joão pedro rodrigues

a snake of june (2002) dir. shinya tsukamoto

islands (2017) dir. yann gonzalez

querelle (1982) dir. rainer werner fassbinder

sex, lies, religion (1994) dir. annette kennerley

love (2015) dir. gaspar noé

moonlight whispers (1999) dir. akihiko shiota

cruising (1980) dir. william friedkin

trans-europ-express (1966) dir. alain robbe-grillet

[teenangstenthusiast]

🎓 student--raskolnikov

i swear to god if my landlord gives me any more shit im going to kill someone

#shut up rodia #vent

🎓 student--raskolnikov

oh my god

🎓 student--raskolnikov

what the fuck. what the fuck what the fuck

#my sister is getting engaged to some fucking douchebag #why???? she doesnt even like him they dont have ANYTHING in common #i dont understand #it doesnt make any sense this isnt like her at all #apparently she & my mom have some fucking. plan to ''help'' me by convincing him to let me work at his law firm #this isnt fair. she shouldnt be tying herself to some asshole she barely knows just for my sake #im not going to let this happen i cant have this happen #what kind of brother would i be to let this happen to her #god fuck you dunia why do you have to love me so much #fuck #i feel so guilty i dont know what to do #shut up rodia #vent

🎓 student--raskolnikov

ok u know what im gonna go on a walk i need to. calm down.

#shut up rodia

🎓 student--raskolnikov

??? theres a. drunk girl on the street. god she looks like 15 years old & some dude is perving on her. im gonna get him to fuck off

🎓 student--raskolnikov

a police officer got the guy to leave her alone & i even gave him money to get her a cab. why the fuck did i do that. i dont even care anymore. nothing matters. i hope everyone dies

#im such a shitty person just giving out money #my mom is taking that out her goddamn pention #shut up rodia #vent

🎓 student--rasknolnikov

ok uh. just as a hypothetical. if there was like. someone who took advantage of ppl & everyone hated would it be morally good to kill them

#i mean like . if society would be better off without them it shouldnt be a problem right #shut up rodia #rb for larger sample size please

🧹 lizavetaaaa

whhat the hell oh mmy god oh ny g;od

🧹 lizavetaaaa

my half sisster got fucickcing mur

💔 sadgirlsonia

liza ? what were u going to say ??? are u ok bestie???

#u havent replied to my dms pls im worried

[angel-shaw]

Had a little mini fic idea inspired by this post

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“Hay did you ever get your license?” Asher asked

Darlin had just parked their motorcycle and taken their helmet off right before heading into a pack meeting.

Before they could respond they felt a looming presence behind them.

They turned to be meet with David, looking at them with what could only be described as shock horror and the hope of a man about to be shattered.

“Hayyyyyyy buddy! Was wondering when you’d show up! How’s was your weekend? Have a good time with your mate? Do anything fun? You know we really should get into the meeting cuz we wouldn’t want our own Alfa being late now would weeee?”

Asher reacted a lot faster then Darlin did, also seeing David’s mortified face only a second to late to avoid asking the question but soon enough to start his damage control.

In their heart, they knew, they both knew that they were screwed. Darlin had been driving their entire life, granted most of that had in fact been without a license.

They had drove David sound during said no license time but never bothered to tell him about that. At the time it didn’t matter to them, now they just didn’t want to get a 45 minute scolding from David.

They were both, so so screwed. Darlin for their years of driving without a license and Asher for his now obvious compliance with said crime.

Before they knew it both Asher’s and Darlin’s mates where called and stairing them down as David asked them just exactly what Asher ment by that.

It didn’t take long for the truth to come out. Asher broke first. (Can you blame him? His mate is scary)

“Ok ok ok but don’t be mad!”

……

“….please?”

……..

“Ok fine! Tank has been driving since they were like 14 but never took their driving test so never got their license!”

“….i have it now..”

“When exactly did you decide to get your license then.” David’s question didn’t feel like a question.

“……when we got the department involved with the quin situation….”

“WHAT”

“They had to check my ID and I would have gotten in trouble if they relized I didn’t have a license so I had to get it then! But it’s not like it matters, I’ve always been able to drive and it’s not like I was ever caught”

“What you’re telling me. Is that every time I got into the car with you…you didn’t have a license!?”

“I got on that damn bike of yours and you didn’t have a license?!?!??!?” Sam was more distraught than angry, mostly about the motorcycle thing.

“……if I say no will you belive me…”

“NO”

(This is short and small but I want to get back tk wrighting so I figured just a little mediocre  blerb is fine lol.

[plusultraetc]

ACTUALLY I am going to make World Heroes' Mission it's own proper post. I made one for Two Heroes and You're Next, so it feels incorrect not to do the same for this movie because omg it was really good

As I mentioned before, I watched this one with my mom, which unfortunately means I didn't take as many notes but also more fortunately means I got to watch her go from surprised by Bakugou to bewildered by him to deeply amused. She'd never watched MHA before but I think he might be her new favorite character. (Funnily enough, when I saw You're Next with the bestie she also could not stop laughing at Bakugou, so whoever is writing his material for the movies is killing it. I have now gotten to hear my mother's Bakugou impression, which was an unanticipated addition to the World Heroes' Mission experience.)

The villain looked like a cross between Mr. Freeze and Doctor Manhattan, and also was very much giving Young Justice vibes with his character design and bad guy methodology, which was strangely nostalgic. (On the topic of villains, what happened to Beros?? That was??? ????)

We were VIOLENT in this movie which really caught me off guard! That first trigger bomb especially was certainly something, and the like... vision(?) of the pile of hero bodies was A Lot especially so soon after You're Next, where I feel like the physical 'danger' was often much more. Cartoonish. Or video game-ish?

"Are you positive that nothing's wrong with you?" SENT me. Rody & Izuku were an absolute delight. Their goodbye actually made me so sad.

PINOOO. So cute. I loved Rody's quirk. Catch us chanting 'little bird, you can do it! go little bird!' when they were trying to plug the deactivation thingy in at the end.

I really, really enjoyed the hero teams around the world in this movie!! Not only were they just a lot of entertaining groups, but it was fun to see MHA characters in a very familiar place. I was a little sad that we only got one (1) second of Aizawa, but we did get a Mic Moment which was chef's kiss etc.

(I'm not going to lie, I don't actually remember off the top of my head why Iida et al. would still be at UA and not on one of the hero teams at this point in the story. Like. I think that only certain students were doing work studies maybe, but I don't really remember why which means it's time for a refresher. In my defense I Am Very Tired and there are a lot of things vying for brain space rn ack)

My one tiny criticism is simply that I do wish we got more of Izuku doing clever things later in the series. I briefly mentioned this in the Sports Festival rant a couple months back, but after a certain point we stop seeing him being resourceful as often and focus more on OFA being Really Strong. Again, this is just kind of the way of the story, so it's not a legitimate criticism of this movie, but I really thought he was going to come up with some clever way to combat Mr. Doctor Freeze Manhattan's quirk instead of just punching him until it gave out.

[whowantslovergirl]

Kevin Ball x daughter reader ?

An: YESYESYESYES btw this is not a biological daughter so you can be yourself 💖💖😍😍💋💖😍🤓💖🤧 hope you enjoy my lovers 🤍

The Balls

Kevin ball x daughter! reader (THIS IS PLATONIC WE DONT DO THAT INCEST SHIT HERE but reader is female with she/her pronouns 🤭)

warnings: just cursing and suggestive cause its kev and reader is in a secret relationship with lip (just wanted to add that in) and that’s it hope you enjoy my lovers 🤍 miscellaneous masterlist

Summary: Cute moments with Kev and his daughter

posted: June 18,2023

first time you snuck out for a party:

You were walking downstairs to see your dad and your stepmom V dancing and making out in the kitchen. You make fake gagging noises. They turn around to see you.

“Blah! You guys are disgusting.” You say while laughing and getting something to eat out of the fridge.

“Ohhh but Y/N you are going experience this ‘disgustingness’ sooner or later.” Your dad said while going next to you to steal your bread. “Hey give me my bread back!” V laughs while seeing this cute little moment between you two. While you guys are chasing each other your phone buzzed.

V heard this. “Ooo who’s texting us?” She said with a smile. You check your phone. “Oh it’s just my friend Maddie-.”

“Ughh is that the weird one with all the piercings?” Kev asked while being disgusted.

“No that’s Mandy babe.” V answered for you.

“Hey back to my text. Anyway it’s just her asking to go to a party together but don’t worry I’m not going.”

“Hey what! Why aren’t you going?” Kev asked. You just shrugged. “I don’t like parties. I sneak out every time you guys have one in the bar.”

“With who?”

“Li- Liza…” It was Lip but they don’t have to know that. They both narrowed their eyes at you but didn’t say anything. “I’m going to the Gallaghers for a little bit.” They both nodded and you walked to your neighbors.

_____

You were in Lip’s room just talking and giggling with each other. “You know if my parents ask you anything about me sneaking out of the bar that one night, I snuck out with Liza ok?” He just nodded with a confused look on his face. “Do you wanna go to a party later tonight?” You nodded and realized that you already told your parents that you weren’t going.

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing it’s just I told them that I wasn’t going.”

“Just sneak out.”

_____

As you were sneaking in after the party, you see your dad under a light.

“I thought you weren’t going to that party Y/N?”

fuck

“Ok before you get mad Liza convinced me and-.” You cut yourself off when your dad held up his hand. “I’m so proud of my little girl!” He got up and squeezed you in a hug. You are so confused. “You’re not mad?”

“No! Wait did you have sex of any kind?”

“No dad!”

“Then I’m not mad!”

when they find out you have a boyfriend:

You guys were sitting in the living room watching tv. And you get a text. You check to see who it is and it’s Lip saying and showing some dirty stuff. You giggle and put your phone face down. V saw this and nudged Kev.

“Why are smiling at your phone Y/N? Who’s texting us?” V asked with a smirk on her face.

“Nothing just Liza sent something funny.”

“Well can we see?” Kev asked.

“No it’s an inside joke.” You said while giggling.

They made a face at each other. You can hear them whispering and your dad gets up to the kitchen. “Y/N can you help me in the kitchen?! I need help!”

As you were getting up V got your phone, put in your password and saw ‘L ❤️’

“This picture definitely is not from a girl.” She whispered to herself.

You turn around since it was way too quiet and you see V on your phone. “Hey!” You run over and snatch your phone. “You have a boyfriend!”

“Oh my god my babygirl has a boyfriend!” Kev said while cheering.

Then you got bombarded with questions.

“Do we know him?”

“No he’s from the north side.”

Then the questions got worse.

“Oh my god you have a rich boyfriend!”

“Does he buy you stuff?”

Why did he have to send that?

when they find out the boyfriend is Lip:

Since your parents were out at the bar. You guys were in your room, making out and smiling at each other. “So they know you have a boyfriend now. What did you tell them?”

“Well I said that he’s from north side and my dad calls you you my rich hot daddy boyfriend.” He let out a little laugh. “And he’s right except for the rich part.” You laugh at the face he makes.

“Now let’s stop talking and keep making out with each other.” You lean in and he smiles into the kiss.

“What the fuck.”

You guys jumped off each other.

“Lip is the rich hot daddy boyfriend?!” Your dad yelled. He ran out to tell V.

“V come in Y/N’s room!”

She ran in and gasped. “Lip?!”

This is the worst.

An: HEYEYEYEYEYE guys ik y’all probably are like ‘this bitch said they were gonna be posting then haven’t posted’ SO IM SORRY im rewriting shocked and scared bc it was fucking terrible but until i post again my lovers 🤍 *hint: it’s a surprise* (i have no idea)

[leezuhh]

since when is it not normal to have a comfort blanket that u need to have wherever u sleep and that u smell for comfort

[pressplay-if]

hi im not sure how to word this in a less dumb way, but do you have something you'd like us to call you? you're credited as GTFC on the dashingdon demo, but im not sure if you have your name/title you'd like to be referred by somewhere on the blog that i missed?

Ok I guess I forgot that some people don't know my other account at all. I'm "girl from the crypt" on the forum and also I have another blog titled that here. For a more personal touch, you can call me Liza Jane.

There's a reason I chose that as a pen name btw, and if you get the reference, I do love you.

[bbybrahms]

Btw the main reason this would be so funny is because Brahms absolutely would completely have zero issue at all with beating up a child

Liza would be like "omg he's just a kid!!!!1!" and Brahms is like "yeah so am i hes not special" *punt kicks Jude across the room*

Also the demon-fighting market is over-saturated with action figure men. We need a demon-fighting man who's a shyboy in a cozy cardigan. We need the representation. It's a must.

Initially I was like "the third film better ignore the second one >:( " but now I'm appreciating the comedy of Brahms fixing his doll for the second time ("WILL PEOPLE PLEASE STOP COMING INTO MY HOUSE AND SMASHING MY BELONGINGS") then it's him and his doll versus Jude and the demon that Brahms had no idea about until he saw it screwing around in his basement with some random family that decided his house was theirs? This is based on my fantheory that the reason the demon wasn't in the first one is because it's scared of Brahms, btw

[raindrop-on-a-spiderweb]

Is there a time in which you plan to share the plot/ending of stories that have been shelved, like Wayfaring Daughter? I finished my second reread of the chapters published and I am soooo interested to know what happens next and what is the endgame for those well-developed characters!!!

Or is that something you want to keep close to you? I imagine long, multi-chapter original stories are so difficult to finish, it is insane you already have one completely finished and one nearly done! Props to you!!

Keep up the great work!!! 💗

Answering these both at once if that's ok!!

I've come to a sad conclusion that Wayfaring Daughter will never be completed. It's a hard pill to swallow, but I bit off more than I could chew with this story. The world circumstances at the time in which I was working on it intimidated me, and I made the worst decision an author could do--I let fear and self-doubt creep in, and inspiration get away from me. So I'll tell you what I had planned for Wayfaring Daughter.

Here is what I had planned:

Rosannah gets pregnant while in the attic and is forcefully married to Robert, while Jeremiah still prowls around. Leland threatens them into a threesome because he knows that Rosannah is still wanted by the FBI.

Meanwhile, it also turns out that it wasn't Robert who was fucking his mom Perdita. It was her brother Harland. Rosannah had the two rooms in the back wing switched. The argument that led to Josiah's death was that Robert was Harland's son, and not Josiah's, as he had the recessive pale hair of the Beauforts instead of Leland, who was a brunette and Josiah's legitimate son–and that's why Josiah hung himself in the coat rack room.

This was revealed to Robert and Rosannah during a scene with ranting, dementia-riddled Ezra in his bed, who had walked in on his brother and sister fucking each other.

Knowing that if Leland–the only legitimate son–would inherit Bethlehem Hall that it would fall into ruin, Rosannah smothered Ezra, as Robert was unable to do it. Connected to that, it was also gradually revealed that as a child, Rosannah had purposefully slit the threads that sewed the rattlesnakes' mouths shut so they couldn't bite during church services. Resulting in that the next time her Pentecostal father had a snake-wielding service, the snake got its mouth loose and bit him fatally. 

Rosannah finds a diary in a nook, about a house slave girl named Philomena, who was the unwilling paramour of her half-brother Clement. She is the many-greats grandmother of Noah Broughton, who had inherited all the land in Savannah from the Beauforts and is why Letitia had hated the Broughtons so much. Clement had gotten Philomena pregnant, who hated Clement and was sickened by his abuse because she regarded him as a brother.

Philomena fell in love with a field slave called John, who is the many-greats grandfather of Arletha. This was the crux of Noah and Arletha's love, the descendants of two star-crossed lovers who could never be together.

This ties into the basement plot. Uriah was a serial killer and rapist of the slave women of Bethlehem Hall, as well as Maudelynn at a party when she was a young girl, as she had retreated into PTSD when she was asked about him. As the Union forces approached Bethlehem Hall, the fathers and brothers of the women who'd been murdered and raped by Uriah rose up, stormed Bethlehem Hall, caught him in the wine cellar and burned him alive. That's where the dark scorch mark comes from, and the spirit in the basement is him, trapped there forever. While the slaves are freed, Philomena is already pregnant and doesn't dare approach John, feeling unworthy of him as she is already pregnant. They part without ever seeing each other again. This is where it was implied that the Broughtons got their fortune, from Clement willing his land to Philomena and her son.

Liza Ann, Linney Belle's mother, arrives at Bethlehem Hall to take her daughter back at one point. While Rosannah liked her and she was completely apologetic and looking forward to connecting with her daughter, Rosannah was wary and angry that she would dare take Linney Belle away from her, and got Robert and Leland to strangle her to death and bury her in a grave out in the Bethlehem Hall lands.

When Linney woke up the next morning and asked what happened to Liza Ann, Rosannah tells her that her mother abandoned her again, and hugs her.

While investigating Liza Ann's death, Jeremiah finally makes his way back to Bethlehem Hall and confronts Rosannah, Leland and Robert.

From there, there were a lot of endings that I had in mind.

1. Rosannah was executed by hanging, but her spirit still haunts Bethlehem Hall. Linney Belle, an impoverished old woman, gave tours of her dilapidated old home Bethlehem Hall, and after one of the tour groups left, she walked into an empty room and saw Rosannah in her familiar dress turning to meet her, and she died on the floor.

2. Rosannah holds the men at gunpoint, kills Jeremiah, and restrains her husband Robert and Leland with rope. She flees into the night, but even after Linney's entire worldview of her is shattered, she still runs after her, begging to come along with her. Rosannah kisses her and says when she is old enough, they will be reunited. On Linney's 18th birthday, she receives a postcard of an American state and a PO Box. She travels there, and the PO box contains another postcard of another state. On and on it goes until Linney crosses the border to Mexico, riding donkeys across the Darien Gap, traveling hundreds of miles until the final postcard is simply an address. She walks into the Colombian forest until she comes across a gate, and a pale-haired little girl (Robert and Rosannah's daughter) greets her and tells her she knows who she is. Linney follows her up the winding road to a house, and in the distance she sees a figure with curly black hair, and Linney lets go of her suitcase to burst on the ground to scatter clothes all over, and she runs.

3.  The 3rd ending is the worst one. The same series of events happen with Rosannah killing Jeremiah and running from Bethlehem Hall, but this time she accepts Linney coming along with her. They leap on a train going out west, then it segues into a flashback of how Rosannah's first baby died. It's from the point of view of Jack Semple, and he spies through a sliver of door Rosannah pushing her daughter under the water and drowning her with a blank look in her eyes.

After the funeral of their baby, they trudge back to their shack, and Jack hesitantly asks if she really did it. Rosannah seems inhuman in that moment, and tells him he saw nothing and was imagining things.

And then he went to the liquor cabinet and swigged from a bottle of whiskey to forget his memory, although he had never done so before. Implying that he had started drinking because of Rosannah's manipulation and to forget what he had seen, and that what we've seen from Rosannah's point of view had been totally false, and that perhaps she had been the real villain the whole time--manipulative enough to get Leland and Robert to kill Liza Ann, manipulative enough to kill her father, and brutal enough to kill her husband.

Then the scene cuts to Rosannah and Linney on the train, Rosannah pregnant and Linney resting her head against her belly as Rosannah caresses Linney's hair.

The last scene is Rosannah, not pregnant and no longer with Linney, coming across a rural Mexican village. She smiles, says she's from out of town, and asks if she can take a teaching job. After all, she loves children.

[sweetsugarcakes]

How about Liz(Soul Eater) getting trick my her s/o into going into a haunted house.

okk I can do that😌

Liz x gn! reader

You, liz and the friend group were going somewhere Liz doesn’t know is a haunted house. It was the groups idea saying for you to trick Liz into going to going since she’s your girlfriend. They knew if they told her, she’ll not come and they would hate to leave her behind. Even her sister Patty was ok with it.

When you had the chance, she was doing her nails as she looked up at you. She was happy to see you, “Hey [Name]! Is something up?” She asks you while focusing her attention on her nails. “Um yeah tonight we’re going to a festival. Do you want to come?” You asked. You technically you weren’t lying you just left out the haunted house part. She smiled and looked up at you. “Yeah I’m down is everyone going or just us?” She asked a bit slyly. You smile and blush a bit “everyone is going…unfortunately.” You mumbled the last part thinking she didn’t hear. She did in fact hear it as she got up and kissed your lips. You kissed back as you two broke for air. “There’s always next time.” She smiled and laughs as she went back to her nail work.

You were thinking about that moment when you, Liza and the others walked into the festival. You felt bad that you tricked her but on the other hand it’s a bit funny seeing Liz all scared. You all arrived as Liz gave a confused look. “What is this [Name]?” She asks you and you look at the others who signaled you not to tell her. “Um it’s a f-fun house trust me it’ll be fun.” She in fact trust you as the group went in. Everyone went in pairs so you and liz were alone with each other. “Finally some privacy between us. I love our friends but sometimes I love being alone with you.” She then heard screams and door creaks which were from the voice machines. She’s now more confused until someone in a costume jumps out and scares her. She clung on to. “[N-Name] is this a haunted house?” She looked up at you with a bit funny but scared look. “Y-yeah sorry the others told me not to tell you.” You two continued walking as people jumped out, the sound machines were loud and scary as this was happening Liz clung to you tightly as she was mentally crying. She just wanted to finish this so you two went super fast through the attraction. You made it out where everyone is waiting for you.

They were a laughing a but seeing liz all up on you scared for her life. She yelled at them saying it wasn’t funny and what not. The group went on their way as she looked at you. “You lied to me!” She says a bit pissed off at you for lying. “S-sorry like I said they made me do it.” You held her hand. “I’ll make it up to you I promise. I’ll do your hair, nails and everything for the month.” You say as she could see how bad you felt. Liz smiled as she patted your shoulder. “You’re forgiven, but I’m not giving up that opportunity. Now let’s catch up with the others and you’re winning me a stuffed animal.”

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

You know what, I'm gonna say it. I thought Con O'Neill did fine in season 2. Just ok. He's a professional don't get me wrong but he's certainly no Liza Minnelli. Personally I was way more impressed by Samba this season he didn't get much to work with but he had me cackling every time I noticed him, even when he wasn't talking. Like I'm not saying this to be mean but people truly talk about Con as if he's giving some stand out performance and I just don't see it. Especially not against Rhys and Taika who had good improv and both nailed the kind of rough job of rough job of being both clowns and Romeo and Juliet simultaneously. One moment that jumped out to me was in episode 2 when Ed was crying on the floor and it was a really upsetting scene and then there was a flashback to the same exact scene with the same character same emotion presenting a completely different tone. She showed versatility. O'Neill was middle of the pack please be serious.