#living rent free

[jyjkj]

This. This right here is my new Roman Empire.

[doomedtokill]

hii, do you have any evanreg headcanons? :D

yes yes yes. my favourites atm

• prettiest boys, both could be models, people see them walking together and stare

• they are the same height but Regulus is petite and stoic whereas Evan is broader shoulders and always smiles

• both are introverts and appreciate quirt time together, not saying anything

•both switches but Evan prefers to be in control as he finds it hard to switch off

• always seen holding hands in public

• love going to the beach together, Reg loves paddle boarding and Evan is seen tanning whilst reading

[thedragonofbadasstemple]

A little theory about Noiz and his piercings: but what if the whole reason for his piercings is more than just fashion and foreshadowing his inability to feel pain, but to actually further foreshadow that what he wants more than anything is to feel. Although the effect is hit or miss depending on the person and location, but piercings do have the ability to increase sensitivity in a person by stimulating nearby nerves. This is why he has so many of them and across various places on his body. It wasn't ever about looking cool, but rather him trying to increase his body's sensitivity.

This would also explain why in his good end he gets rid of almost all of the piercings: they have served their purpose. If he is able to feel like a normal person then he doesn't need the piercings anymore (further maybe they were over stimulating potentially). The only ones he does keep are ones that serve a practical function (the ones in his groin) and/or ones he thinks Aoba finds attractive (his navel).

You could probably go even further and infer that his piercings are a symbol of his otherness, as they mark him visibly as a punk or a delinquent, a person who doesn't conform to normal society, but also tie directly to his biggest insecurity and source of trauma, aka his inability to feel pain and react to stimuli like everyone else. So while visually his good end design looks boring, emotionally it hits pretty hard as you realize it symbolizes Noiz has begun to reconnect with the world and people around him, and is healing.

Writing this out Its also started to make me wonder if his animal motif being rabbits is also meant to tie into his story as well and not just be gap moe. Rabbits... animals that are highly sensitive and highly social, two things Noiz is not but wishes he could be...

[muppetjokersbiggestfan]

i am receiving hate for believing in croaker. this will not deter me.

[draqonsblues]

we may not have gotten a kiss as compensation but at least we got trust and the overwhelming respect and love to protect each other and a whole lot of good monologues

and that's something we equally deserve, its a good compensation.

[dark-mnjiro]

I don’t talk enough about how Vasto Lorde!Ichigo’s roar short circuited my brain the first time I heard it.

Or how my mouth fell open the minute I saw Zangetsu in his Vasto Lorde form in TYBW.

I—

Goodbye. I’ll never know peace again.

[corvidirge]

a 26yo homophobe? being this childish and insensitive at your big age? you really gotta pick a struggle fr

I don't know where this is coming from, but I am gay and if you were paying attention, it says so in my bio. I posted all throughout pride month with pro-LGBT content - so not a homophobe. This person blocked me after they sent the ask, so I don't understand the point? They have 'rad' in their name so I'm assuming they are a TERF and think I'm 'straight'. Don't send them messages - these close-minded people aren't worth your time and more likely than not, will not listen to you. If you ever get something like this in DM or Question, please remember you are always valid - that sometimes people online do not know how to behave or respond like a decent human being. Block and stay safe.

[scyllamoonlight]

Word Vomiting about my Warden OC’s Selene Amell and Eos Surana how they met.

Amell was brought to the circle at the age of 4, exceptionally young. Due to this she was able to be heavily indoctrinated into the circle and hardly thought about the darker side of being a mage, in fact, she was incredibly dissmissive to it. She hardly experienced anything overly negative in her time within the circle, partly due to Irving being her mentor and partly due to her own blind obedience to the system she was raised in.

Additionally, Amell being brought into the circle so young meant that she had a good 3-5 years of hardly anyone her own age. During this time Irving and Greagoir were both heavily drilling the chantry mindsets into her, with the knight-commander ensuring she wouldn’t want to leave, and Irving ensuring she would focus entirely on studies. By the time she was able to interact with others she had a very “katniss everdeen” social mindset, she figured most people were only nice to her due to Irvings influence, and she heavily missed most social cues. She ended up secluding herself naturally, she had read nearly every book in the tower library by the time she was 12. Which brings us to Surana.

Surana was brought to the circle at the age of 12. An intensly rebellious city elf boy who wanted to join the dalish but was caught by templars after electrocuting a shopkeep who chased him after he stole appples.Surana deeply valued his freedom and adventure. The circle was his worst nightmare. He tried running from the templar at every chance but efforts were (evidently) futile. When he reached the circle it was decided he would need a “companion” *cough* supervisor *cough* who he wouldn’t be overly hateful towards and who could possibly mellow out his personality. Which is how Surana and Amell came to be friends. 

Upon their first meeting, Surana was struggling in a Templars grip whilst the Templar told Amell to introduce Surana to the circle and be his “mentor” to the lifestyle. When Surana finally calmed he managed to somehow rope Amell into an “experiment” in which he attempted to climb down the tower rapunzel style using Amells insanely long hair, which quickly escalated upon a 15 year-old anders finding them and deciding to also try his luck. All three were inevitably stopped with anders going into solitary for two days, Surana recieving 3 days of cleaning duty and Amell recieving a soft chiding from an amused Irving.

Whilst Greagoir was begining to wonder if the introduction of Surana to Amell was a bad idea, Surana was completely set upon the plan of making the most, gullible, socially inept child in the circle, his friend.

[lightningandfireinmybones]

What AU or one-shot are u planning to write after u finish the modern AU one? 👀

There are SO many ideas that have been floated and discussed but realistically, the next two things I’ll write (I might get crazy and start writing all of these concurrently whomstever knows)

1. First baby

2. Kingsguard AU!

[teaboot]

Sometimes I think a lot about my mom's cat

My mom's cat is a common domestic shorthair we found on the side of the road as a kitten

Regular cat, not a maine coon or one of those massive breeds. His mom was smaller than a loaf of bread

But in a sort of a Clifford The Big Red Dog situation, he grew super fast, and really really big, and took a super long time to stop growing

Worried that she was overfeeding him, she eased back his portions, but he stayed a massive round baby

When he started having kidney problems, she took him to the vet.

The vet took a look at him and said, "holy fuck, what are you feeding him", checked the nutritional listings on his chow, and told her "Yeah, maybe he's reacting badly to the amount of grain in this, try a meatier diet"

So my mom wound up special-ordering this specific high-protein prescription cat food made of like. Kangaroo meat or some shit that cost like sixty bucks a bag

And, as typical act two in an episode of House, he somehow got worse on the fancy specialized stuff that was supposed to be Primo Athlete Olympic Feline Blend

Like. WAY worse. His guts were inflamed and his kidneys were shutting down and he was all sore and HE WAS STILL HUGE, just miserable and sad

So shetook him back to the vet, where they had to help him pee (he was apparently close to bursting and had some kind of blockage too) and went "Yeah no this is NOT normal and we don't know what's going on, we're gonna do some tests but in the meantime you should go back to what he was eating before, at least that wasn't actively killing him" so she did

And he still wasn't great, but he also improved

And so they take his blood and do an ultrasound and a couple g's later she gets a call back like "this is gonna sound crazy, but we want you to put him on a low-meat diet. Just the least amount of protein and iron and shit. We need you to find the grainiest, filler-iest dollar tree kibble available and give him some of that bad bad shit"

And my mother is a woman of science. So she did

And he GOT BETTER

His energy picked back up, inflammation went down, he started drinking normally again, got back to pissing like a fuckin champion

And so it turns out that out of all the random ass freeway bonus cats we possibly could have scooped out of a ditch, WE got the one-in-a-million freak of nature with a SPECIFIC genetic defect that means a paleo protein free range diet is essentially poison and he THRIVES on cheap ass garbage

Like. He medically NEEDS junk food

I dont really understand how that works, but i cant argue with results.

If we had four of him, they'd outweigh my mom. And he's FINE

Also blind, but that's unrelated

Im not using him as a symbol or a metaphor or anything. I just keep catching myself thinking about my mom's Big Fucking Cat

[heritageposts]

[jyjkj]

— Now living rent free in my head —

[capoteera]

[exposing-yusuf-olatunji-fatai]

Homeward Mortgage Inc. VS Yusuf Fatai

In the fall of 2022, Yusuf Olatunji Fatai misled the Gwinnett County Superior Court about his living situation, claiming he resided on someone’s couch while actually renting a condominium the year prior and had recently acquired a brand new home. Over two years he lived rent-free, and he deceived them into purchasing a house for him. Accusations against the author followed, coinciding with Homeward's legal actions against Yusuf, raising the suspicion of manipulation by Yusuf and 2 low-hanging fruit attorneys for custody.

24-C-04215-S I learned of Homeward Mortgage’s relationship with Yusuf Olatunji Fatai sometime in the winter of 2022 meanwhile Yusuf had given the court the impression he was living on Franklin Ezeh aka “Frank” couch in Norcross, Georgia. However, it was not true, as Yusuf had entered into a contract with Homeward Mortgage to dupe them into buying him a house. From 2021 until spring or summer of…

[lambment]

Dont know if you were joking about needing catboy references a couple of weeks back but here ya go

Theres one for sheep too if you need that

the sacred texts.... thank you for bestowing it upon me

[diabloku]

The #cursedcatalastor is all over Twitter so Alastor is making good use of his new army 😌