#live poker games

[swinging-through-the-stars]

crime doods doing activities

[meymey-draws]

GREEN DAY AND POKER FACE ON JD25?????!!!! WTH AAAAAAAAAAA

[poisonedapples]

Horrifying Husk concept I can’t stop thinking about:

The most popular headcanon is that Husk committed suicide (which I really hope is true because I need that angst). And considering Husk is very obviously and horrifically depressed, while also growing up in a time where mental health awareness was Not a thing, I bet he was suicidal way before the attempt that actually ended him. Especially considering all his self-destructive behaviors.

Husk is also a gambling man. Who, in death, had no problem gambling with souls.

So imagine: What if Husk used to play Russian Roulette during his life? And what if he had won multiple times?

[theminecraftbee]

25 for the wrapped drabble!

25: "Bremen", PigPen Theater Co.

It was part of the plan, everbody would stand On their hind legs, hands holding high the other Like a tower of brothers, and the one on the top Would crow warnings and call in the morning And call out the storm that was coming The one on the bottom would steer 'til the road was clear And people would learn to rejoice and to fear our coming

It is, ironically, a mild, wet temperature over Dogwarts, the sort of weather that mostly feels dreary rather than being properly cold, or snowy, or icy, or any of the sorts of things that the kinds of people who claim to bring forth winter would be expected to have over their fortress.

"Oh, come on, you've gotta be cheating!" says Skizz, throwing his cards down on the table. They're stained a strange purple. "Dippledop, tell them that he's cheating."

"I mean, I don't know, Skizz," Impulse says. "You aren't good enough at cheating to have taught me how to spot it..."

"I mean, you're the one marking cards," Martyn says idly.

"You know I can't help it!" says Skizz. "It's my ender-what's-its. My purple scales. My, my general, uh, what's a good word for it -"

"Ourple," Etho says.

"What?" Impulse says.

"He's ourple," Etho says, and then doesn't elaborate at all.

"You know, if you're going to accuse me of cheating, why not accuse him?" Martyn says. "I mean, look at him. He's wearing a mask while we're playing poker. That's basically against the rules."

"I don't have a face, man," Etho says.

"Did you mean -" Big B starts. Impulse puts a hand on his leg. Big B stops.

"I'm just saying," Martyn says, as he takes the distraction as an excuse to palm one of the cards using and replace it with a king he's been keeping in a pocket. He knows the king won't be suspicious largely because he's been keeping track of the cards Skizz has had, and the king he's about to put in his hand is the same one that Skizz had three hands earlier.

Martyn is going to win, like, so many meaningless favors from people who are all definitely going to die before Martyn can call them in, but hey. He's definitely going to die before he has a chance to worry about it, either.

(At one point, it had been about winning. He's good at cheating.)

"You know what, yeah! That is cheating! Show us your face, huh, Etho?" says Skizz, pointing dramatically. Big B snorts into his cards.

"Uh, I mean, I don't know, man," Etho says, putting his hands up and nervously backing up. "It's like - you know I don't take this off..."

"Actually, yeah," Impulse says. "I sorta wanna see you try to keep a poker face. Take it off, Etho."

"Woah, woah boys. I know we're all friends here, but I don't know if I'm ready for a strip tease," Martyn says, which makes Etho turn bright red, and also makes Big B flustered enough that Martyn can see his hand. Okay, that's not a threat. Not that Big B's a threat to anyone, really, but he's still green for a reason.

Skizz isn't a threat for a completely different reason. His heart's right there on his sleeve. He has a shit hand this round. He gave that given that well away the moment he drew it.

That leaves Etho and Impulse to figure out.

"I - oh, geez, guys," Etho says. "I -"

"Take it off!" Skizz starts chanting. "Take it off! Take it off!"

"I'm - I like you guys, but I'm not taking off my mask!" Etho says. "Impulse, Impulse, we're buddies. You should understand!"

"Yeah, but like..." Impulse says, before shrugging. "I mean, if it really upsets you, I guess... Guys, maybe we should stop."

"Naw, don't try to talk him out of it!" Skizz says.

"Haha, you know, I want to see it too," Big B says. "It's a bonding thing, right?"

"Oh, well you can't argue with the bonding thing, now can you," Martyn says.

"Guys," Impulse starts saying, and then there's the sound of a creaking door, and everyone stops at once as the courtyard changes from dreary and wet to a certain chill. If Martyn didn't know any better, he'd say it's the chill of the grave, but there hadn't ever been any for him, so. Probably not.

Instead, it's just...

"My loyal Dogwarts," says Ren, quietly. "What is all of this commotion about?"

"We're playing cards, My Lord," Martyn says immediately. "See?"

He shows his hand to Ren. Ren chuckles.

"Well, laddie. Show me how you win at cards."

Well, the answer to that's 'by cheating'. But he can't really show Ren that, now can he? He's got to keep some things in his pocket. Besides, it's not like any of the favors in the pot matter.

They're all gonna die before they matter. Some of them already are.

Martyn loses the hand to Impulse. He collects the favors with a sheepish grin. Ren barks out a laugh. "You'll get them next time, laddie."

"I'm sure I will," Martyn says.

"Mom, Ren's playing favorites," Etho whines.

"That's - that's unbecoming a knight of -"

"Yeah, Ren's playing favorites," Big B says.

"I mean, dudes, uh, I mean - my loyal Dogwarts -"

Martyn laughs so hard that he forgets to pay attention, and loses the next hand too.

[workingforitallthetime]

can you draw a diagram of the housing situations 😂

sure, i guess? black text is confirmed, red is evidence-based speculation. the residence i'm referring to as the senior house can be seen, memorably, here and here, and next door can be seen here. sorry for the typo in jaybone's name, i don't care enough to go back and redo it.

graphic design is my passion.

[writ-in-violant]

Ive committed myself to getting every bazaar permit i need for a room in the Bazaar through theft solely bc the concept of a rash of 50 thefts of Bazaar Permits striking London and Professor Vivian Levy showing up the next day like "Here are all my permits :3 check to see if the paperwork is in order but I believe you'll find they're genuine Bazaar Permits :3" delights me like what are they gonna do? arrest them? there's no proof. Vivian is a law-abiding citizen of London as far as anyone knows and they're good enough that it's gonna stay that way

[milkweedman]

My favorite coworker just told me his 82 year old mother also spins and knits all day and i was like "thats very cool !" and then he just casually dropped that what shes spinning right now is (parsing his non spinner vocabulary) super bulky cashmere for a sweater, and also, she's blind

What ive taken from this is that 1) she must have an incredible amount of skill to spin super bulky cashmere by touch and 2) she must be completely crazy, as even in the dead of winter youd sweat thru even a worsted weight cashmere sweater here

[mariogman25]

TONIGHT! A double feature of some conversations I've written while I foreshadow the next Decor Set.

Wanting some normalcy once again, The Player decides to put the décor of The Inventory back to normal as they buy a new felt for the table... one featuring... a rather silly yet demonic visage that Hat Kid is all too familiar with.

It takes a few tries to grind up the necessary tokens for the next set of Décor.

(Source)

Also, got a special gift from the artist of the title card.

[vixlenxe]

Beach Time!

Violet & Edward, Ivy & Haurchefant, Tiffanie & Akihito(@thelazyeditor)

[timeisacephalopod]

One of the dumbest criticisms of Glee that I've seen is questioning why will Schuster (is his last name spelled right? Don't care he fuckin sucks I hate his character lmao) doesn't have adult friends.

Setting aside that he does, he regularly hangs out with Beiste and Sue after school, and last I checked Emma is also an adult (I won't count Terry). But the reason he "doesn't" have adult friends is because of how shows work structurally. The setting is a high school, the audience is high schoolers, it makes no sense to follow will Schuster into his after school adult life to hang out with all his adult friends because that is not the premise of the show- because again that is how the structure of a show works. You have a set of characters in a set environment, you don't just randomly split off from that because a bunch of edgy 16 year olds on Twitter interacting with the show runners think they noticed something Sketchy™️ when all they noticed is how the structure of a show works. After School Will Schuster doing Adult Things isn't the premise of Glee and therefore his adult life outside the kids and the school isn't mentioned much if ever, because it doesn't need to be, that'd be a different show.

Frankly a lot of Glee criticism is bad faith and stupid, which makes no sense in a show that has really blatant biphobia and Kurt fucking Hummel in it. Technically nothing is "wrong" with Kurt it's just that I hate him and also he's the first character to do the aforementioned biphobia.

[emmathompsonegot]

Wilson: You do know that I don't actually have magical powers

House: I have faith

[gamesline]

Our final GOTY list for 2022 is Solon’s, who played a whole heap of games as usual.

[ambfurniture]

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[sharkspez]

Badge: 🚬 🚬 🚬

💣 Military good for us proletariat just trying to survive and willing to give up our ⛓️ freedom for a chance at retirement and healthcare 🏥 and to 🎲 gamble with our life for survival without risking 💀 criminal acts and prison 🔒 unless you choose to as in the 💣 military you don't have to be in the streets.

[bk8bio]

Theo danh sách bình chọn những địa chỉ ấn tượng nhất năm 2023, B29 Club luôn nằm trong top dẫn đầu. Tại đây sở hữu đa dạng các thể loại game cũng như nhiều tính năng độc đáo. Cùng chuyên gia BK8 khám phá về siêu cổng game cực kỳ hấp dẫn này ngay nhé. [...]

[watchingxover]

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