#little piss princess

[meitantei-lavi]

a non-comprehensive list of things that scare my cat when they come on the TV:

the Netflix intro logo thing (yknow, the du dummmmm)

the doctor who intro

any time a digimon evolves (maybe it’s the whistling? Idk)

[pigdemonart]

And the not super thrilling lost in translation conclusion… 🇮🇹 mamma mia! I listened to this video to get the vibes for Mario and Luigi‘s argument lmao

Read Part 2 here

Also!! The Smasha you on a rock line is from the mario heritage post itself. It never fails to make me sensibly chuckle. :]

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[sweetestlittleangell]

I ended up soaking through this diaper 🙈 see more on my patreon!

[cradle-quill]

Piss yourself for me.

Disclaimer: All content is fictional, consensual, and intended only for mature audiences. All characters depicted are adults aged 18+ _

Piss yourself for me. Lay in bed with me and wait until after I fall asleep, then wet yourself right then and there without a care in the world. Feel the warmth spread throughout your pajama bottoms and seep into the bedsheets. Relax and drift off to sleep in a puddle of your own making, knowing full well we'll both wake up in it the next morning.

Take a seat on Daddy's lap and wrap your arms around my neck while you bury your face in my shoulder and grind away against my leg. Start slowly letting a few trickles out here and there while you profusely apologize and get all blushy, and then just unleash and let the whole flood out as you mindlessly hump and fill your pants and panties. Tell Daddy how sorry you are that you just can't stop humping because it feels so good to be such a dirty little girl for Daddy.

Go on a long drive with Daddy. He'll sit you in the passenger's seat and buckle you in, then halfway through the drive, when we're nowhere close to a potty, put your hands between your legs and start squirming in your seat. Let out little whines and tell Daddy you hafta go potty so bad, and you don't know if you can hold it until we get home. And then, right as Daddy pulls into a gas station, piss yourself all over Daddy's car seat and act like a total baby about it. Whine for me, even let a few tears out.

Hold Daddy's hand and cling to him as he drives you to the nearest supermarket and drags you inside in your soaking wet pants with a noticeable damp stain on the butt. And blush bright red while struggling to hide your face as Daddy takes you down the diaper aisle and makes you pick out pull-ups to wear, right in front of all the other shoppers. I'd make you carry them and hand them to the cashier yourself, all while your face was bright red.

Be Daddy's good little girl and piss yourself for him <3 _

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[bigfatbreak]

now that you’ve fucked around, would you like to find out?

[l1ttle-m0use]

do you think daddy can tell I had a accident...? >.<

[meitantei-lavi]

how could i forget, happy birthday to the worst girl in the world ❤️

[skullfragments]

Muriel is left at the Cliffs of Insanity to "deal with" the Man in Black once he reaches the top. They might not know the intentions of this mystery man, but why assume the worst? He seems grumpy but nice enough. Muriel doesn't see why Sandalphon insists on killing him, and especially why they have to be the one to do it. Either way, it's always best to lead with a smile!

Crowley is hanging on for dear life. He was built for swinging his slinky hips while he walks, not for clinging to a rockface by his fingertips. Crowley just wants his angel back, for somebody's sake!

more good omens x the princess bride, as promised

[polarmary]

What do you mean this never happened?

[milkbreadtoast]

random but i resolved to post abt it every time i find a webtoon that I enjoy... and lately I've been having fun reading this one...

*rubs nose* heh... I do dabble in het from time to time... no but seriously it's a p straightforward lighthearted enemies to lovers romcom, not groundbreaking or anything yet im over here kicking my feet and giggling the main couple is SO cute to me... i luv them... I actually couldnt wait to find out what happens next so ive been slowly reading ahead in the kor whenever i have time and they're sooo cute😭😭 I also like the art style and costume design a lot!! it gives me like. a nostalgic 90s shoujo anime vibe tbh... w the puffy hair and babyfaces...

[homeofhousechickens]

Perfect baby boy who is in this small area so he will socialize with women who aren't just Princess Cream and Beeper. Also so Princess Cream will socialize with the other women without trying to maul them.

I actually have the vision partially blocked because he ended up getting a bit stressed last time so I'm going to slowly uncover it each day.

Also, tornado mode

[challengers]

[jamiesfootball]

Always lowkey simmering a Leverage AU in the back of my head hear me out:

Ted is an ex-insurance investigator who was able to get his son life-saving medical treatment because his first, original Crime Pal Beard was like ‘Ted if your company doesn’t come through with the coverage, we’re doing things my way.’

The company did not come through. The company did let him go due to suspicion of Ted’s involvement in the incident, but Ted will happily remind folks that no charges were formally pressed. Henry is alive and healthy and living with Michelle, who divorced Ted shortly thereafter (not just because of pre-existing marital problems, but because Ted wouldn’t tell her anything about why the doctors “””suddenly decided to do the procedure for free”””). Shortly thereafter, Ted fled the country.

What Ted learned from the whole experience is that there’s a lot of people out there, good people just trying to live by the rules, but sometimes things happen that are just out of their control. And well- if we’ve got the means to help the good people out when no one else will, then shouldn’t we try?

“We’ve got means,” Beard agrees. “And motives.”

They do things Beard’s way now.