#little my is probably spying on them from the bushes

[rotamonat]

it's winter so take this low quality picture of Moomintroll and Snufkin in the forest. birds told me they're on date.

also ignore the fact Snufkin lefts moominvalley for winter. he's staying a bit longer this year okay?

[mellywritesstuff]

hey melly!! hope you’re doing well, can I request the male harbingers (expect that one dude 😭 and seperate) w a really weak reader (like she can’t fight for shi..) and they are always worried about her and are quite protective ..

hope this is ok .. feel free not to do this request if you’re uncomfortable!!

~mari :)

(Male) Fatui Harbingers x (weak)Fem!reader

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Character(s): Pantalone, Dottore, Tartaglia/Childe, Scaramouche

A/N: didn’t know if you wanted scara or not so I included him anyway! I haven’t written in awhile, note to however has sent a request: I’m so SRRY I’ve haven’t written them yet they’re all in my drafts just been busy!!

Warnings: not proofread, 1 suggestive section, Cussing.

Genre(s): crack, fluff

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Pantalone

Questions life decisions. He’s constantly stressed whenever you step outside (grass is overrated) insists on going with you everywhere. For protection.

If you won’t let him go with you he’ll either force you to take a fatui agent (as a bodyguard) or just suffer in silence while you’re gone.

He’s constantly worried.

“What if she comes back hurt?”

“What if she gets kidnapped?”

Wishes he could just lock you in his basement

He worries even more since he’s a fatui harbinger. People are out to get him, and especially you. Would NEVER let you near his fellow harbingers (Dottore) for fear that they might take advantage of your weakness and snap you in half.

And they’re hot

Starts to panics when he can’t find you when in reality you’ve been 2 ft away from him, hiding. To mess with him.

He loves you and all, but can you do anything else but to put yourself in danger? Please? (He’s so tired)

Dottore

For the love of god, stop moving, just stay with him in his lab, it only slightly reeks of death and chemicals.

An average day will just go by like:

“Dottore! Dottore! Look what I found”

“What the? Y/N put that down! It’s dangerous (it’s a rock)”

So once he dodges your rock, and you disappear he starts to panic.

“What the? Where’d you go?”

He’ll start frantically searching for you, you were right behind him.

EXTREMELY protective of you. Won’t hesitate to add another skeleton to his collection to anyone he deems a threat.

Luckily he’ll (force) a fatui agent to go with you everywhere. Or he’ll spy on you from a bush because he trusts no one, and really loves you.

Why would you want to go outside anyway? Wouldn’t you rather get railed by Dottore?

Tar-tar-Tartaglia

Literally goes “L bozo” and tackles you.

In all seriousness he’ll teach to fight if you want! Probably not a good idea since he’ll forget your fighting skills are the equivalent of a sheet of paper, then break every bone in your body

He trusts you enough. But since he’s constantly away on missions he worries you’ll get hurt and can’t stand to be away from you.

Will purposefully challenge you to arm wrestle just to throw you off the table.

Sees you as a tiny little duck, and protects you at all costs while simultaneously bullying you.

Will go, “hey wanna go Inazuma with me? Oh wait you can’t fight….later bozo” (he’s so mean)

One day you’ll beat his ass up for all that teasing.

Scaramouche

Another one that goes ‘L bozo’ in you form of “Skill issue”

Constantly on your back for getting yourself in dangerous situations when you follow him around.

“Are you an idiot?”

“Don’t do anything stupid…”

You’ve heard it too much, he may be a little emo boy but he just wants to keep you safe.

Wishes he could go everywhere with you, in a panicked state when you’re god (he doesn’t show it though)

Won’t teach you to fight, thinks you’re an unworthy opponent (ouch)

Sometimes he wants to cuddle and protect you and sometimes he wants to throw you off a cliff in frustration.

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Hope you enjoyed! Melly out <3

[istadris]

[Previous]

Bowser pushed aside a couple of branches to spy through the bush he was hiding in.

On the other side of the bush, sitting in plain sight, was a quaint little house with a red roof, a green door and a blue letterbox. A cozy, unassuming house, barely bigger than any other home of any other Toad of the kingdom. All that was lacking from the scene was a rocking-chair with a knitting Toad granny on the porch.

"You're kidding me, right? This is Mario's house??"

Without a word, Kamek pointed with his wand at the big "MARIO" sign above the door. And they dared to call Bowser "tacky" or "self-absorbed to the point of ridiculousness". Pah!

"He's the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom. Their saviour. The champion of their princess. He could live in a castle! He could live in Peach's castle!! Don't they even pay him for saving the world??"

"I'm not sure, Sire, I think he's doing his hero work for...free?"

"What's the point of being famous for saving people if you can't make money out of it??"

Kamek probably answered that question, but Bowser didn't actually care for the answer. In fact, it would probably only piss him off more : of course that pretentious plumber would make himself look good and virtuous by living in that...that shabby tool shed! As if he couldn't afford better! As if his nemesis wasn't the greatest king who ever lived!

More and more annoyed, he decided to focus instead on his reason to come here, and after looking around, he found ...or rather, him, as he walked past the house towards a hedge.

His first thought was: I didn't know Mario wears green sometimes.

His second thought was : Wait, am I going colorblind?

His third thought was : And since when is Mario so skinny?

And then he realized that instead of a green, lean Mario, it was instead a different guy who started to trim the hedge while whistling a little tune.

"So? What did I tell you, Your Incredulousness?"

He did look very similar to Mario, Bowser had to admit it. Taller and skinnier...

"Ow ow ow!"

...And clumsier...

"Aw, come back here, shears! I don't wanna lose another pair, I'm running outta neighbours to borrow them from!"

...And chattier...

"Hey, what's that-AWAWAWAWAWA!!!!"

...and whatever-ier the term was for poking through a hedge with a stick and disturbing a wasp nest.

"AAAAAHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!"

Treated to the sight of his potential saviour running all around the garden in a panic to escape a wasp swarm, Bowser was left speechless. Only for a moment, though, as he suddenly turned toward Kamek, eyes burning with anger :

"You sleazy little liar!! You think I'm an idiot??"

"Sire!! How could you?! What even do you mean!?"

"You really expect me to believe that this-" he pointed to what was now a blur of green and blue running in circles "-this moron is Mario's brother??"

"But it's true!! Our spies are certain of this!"

"Then they're slackers and deserve to be fired!"

"He lives in Mario's home! He looks almost the same!"

"He could be some crazy fanboy! How could he be related to my most dangerous enemy?!"

As if on cue, their target dashed and jumped inside the warp pipe near the house, disappearing for a moment. Then coming back up, checking for the wasps...who were still waiting around, forcing him to duck back inside the warp pipe. The little scene went on for a couple more times until the wasps seemed to get wiser and managed to force the human out of his safe place, forcing him to run in circles once again, swatting aimlessly through the air to keep the wasps away.

Bowser aggressively waved his hand in the direction of the spectacle, as if to say "see??"

"...Well, that might explain why Mario never takes this brother of his along his adventures."

Bowser facepalmed.

"That's it." He said abruptly as he let got of the branches, hiding once again the little house. "This whole idea's a bust. Let's go home."

"Well, Your Stubbornness, if you know of another human you might be able to convince to help you, be my guest!"

It made Bowser halt. He could not afford to remain in his current state, but going to his only other options was simply not conceivable.

"HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!"

"Look at it this way," Kamek said cheerfully, "at least you have an easy in with this oaf: if you rescue him first, he might be willing to help you!"

Bowser grunted. He could already feel the headache coming.

[pseudoartistpostsstuff]

Ik you said you’re on break but that’s okay! I can wait lmao

I’m obsessed with your yandere lu writings. I would love a yandere Time x fem reader where he like extra creeps on reader? I’m talking like spying on them n shit and maybe stealing an article of clothing just bc it smells like them

Lord help me that sounds so weird

Why am I like this

Help

Thank you so much for requesting for my boy Time!

Notes: No no I like your way of thinking, give me your worst. Me, personally, I can be way worse than that lol

In fact, I may have accidentally made this creepier than I meant to, idk

By the way, when I said underpants in this I meant those white pants thing Link uses, which is probably called tights or something, but I didn't want you guys to read this and imagine reader with, like, fishnets by accident lmao

Time has anxiety and I'll not elaborate

I was gonna post this tomorrow, but ya know

TWs: Yanderism, stalking, suggestiveness, clothing stealing.

Yandere! LU! Time x Reader

In a way, Time was like a cat.

There was no way you could just ignore random articles of your clothes going missing every time you went to bath.

No matter where you went to clean yourself, it was like one part of your outfit was picked out by hand and evaporated, be it your undershirt, underpants, socks, and sometimes even your underwear!

You tried everything to prevent it, hiding your clothes, setting up traps… You only drew the line when it came to anything to do with poison, since you couldn't bear to possibly end up killing an innocent animal just for the sake of clothes.

Even if said clothes somehow always ended up randomly returning unscathed to the rest of your laundry.

Time and time again, this topic was brought up in conversations with the men you traveled alongside. Yet, for some reason, the matter was also time and time again swept under the rug. It never got solved, neither did it ever get discussed, more often than not.

Starkly different from your point of view, Time found it pretty cute how you got all fussy over some little clothes, clothes which he could easily just make you throw away and buy new ones, it's not like he was lacking the rupees for it, after all.

Yet, he couldn't find it within himself to keep pressing on that matter, not when you looked just so embarrassed protesting against the idea of throwing away your under clothes, stressing about how comfortable your clothes were and about how they were your favorite because of that exact reason.

From what he's noticed, you barely ever wore anything else, no matter how many clothes they could offer you, which was proof of just how much you adored that outfit, each part that composed it having been carefully thought out before being picked out by your hand back when they first went to the market to look for an appropriate Hyrulean attire for you.

It was more than obvious by now that you weren't planning on getting rid of it any time soon.

Still, despite all your best attempts to keep your clothes safe, you couldn't really stop them from randomly disappearing, that is, unless you stopped bathing, and that was something you obviously couldn't even consider doing.

So, you simply sighed with resolution as you took off your clothes to once again go into the river next to the camp, wanting to wash off any grime that may have rubbed on you from the last battle the Links went through before you guys left for the next village.

A little ways down in the same river, you knew the other men were washing themselves, that way, a scream would be all they needed know to come over to help you, should anything happen.

Not that anything had ever happened to you while you were bathing.

You kind of felt like you were being watched, but then again, you learned to not pay attention to that, after all, your brain always seemed to like playing tricks on you, be it making you think you saw the shadows in the corner of your eye moving, or strange noises coming from bushes, all of which always proved to be absolutely nothing at all. Especially the strangely distinctive smell of Time rubbing off on your clothes...

Besides, whenever you looked around yourself to see if your senses were correct, you'd only be able to hear the calm silence of the river waters, almost as if the fish itself held back from swimming every time you tensed up.

The regular calming ambiance noises returned when you finally stopped being paranoid, going back to washing yourself with a relieved sigh, knowing the feeling of being watched was just a product of your tricky mind.

Sound doesn't travel much underwater. Should it be sounds of heavy breathing, sounds of something much larger than the river fish swimming, or even the heavy sounds of metal boots sinking into the sandy floor of the river with every step their wearer took.

Time observed with certain amusement as you walked around the shallow part of the river, your head just above the surface, your feet dangling dangerously near the deeper part. One wrong step and you could risk drowning.  

However, you seemed to be having fun while cleaning yourself, enjoying the cool, clean water. The elder, though, was having his own fun watching you.

He had to give it to you though, no matter what you did, your movements were always so captivating to him. He had already seen a lot in his life, many races, creatures and even monsters. Yet you had such a… Human way of behaving. Even if humans were so alike hylians, you still seemed different in a way, a very good way in his eyes.

What was even more interesting to him was the fact that you were still different from the other humans he'd met through his life.

More often than not your actions were unpredictable and random, not at all serious, it was like you somehow weren't very phased after getting kicked out of whatever universe you originally belonged in and into another. An universe that was extremely dangerous and distinct from yours. His universe.

You were very, very far from your home, yet he could still see some of it in the way you spoke, behaved and reacted to the things and beings around you.

Sometimes, he'd catch himself becoming infatuated again with the stuff that he was already used to, simply because you seemed so surprised and excited by them. 

Things he saw in his everyday life and just happened to ignore. Places, people, animals, creatures, plants, you name it. You gave him a renewed view of life, the whole "enjoy the small things in life" a concept so simple that still managed to make him feel truly alive again.

When he was with you he felt like Hylia and the Golden Goddesses themselves were paying him back for all heroic deeds he performed. In his eyes, you saved him.

In no time, watching the stars with you became a new routine, you were always so interested in them, yet still didn't seem to mind when he preferred to do something else, as to avoid looking at the moon.

Therefore, counting and catching fireflies was the next best thing.

And before he even noticed, he had bought an extra satchel at the market just so he could collect and buy those things that reminded him of you, things he noticed you pointing out whenever you saw. Pretty rocks, shiny crystals, colorful shells, and even those silly little trinkets that, in his eyes were useless, yet brought happiness to yours.

You'd even managed to make him blush the other day, when you told him he was acting like a cat, placing gifts by your bedroll at night, while you were asleep.

Yes, you made him blush. Him, The elder, The Hero Of Time that was also The leader their group, a group made up of the strongest men known in the history of Hyrule.

But, in a way, you were actually correct. 

Cats are very attached to their favorite person, enough to follow them around and watch them do the most simple things, like sleeping, or bathing.

He didn't feel like admitting to those things though, especially not to stealing your clothes.

At first, he assured himself that he was doing all that watching just to make sure you were safe, after all, bathing time was the only moment of the day when you were “fully alone” or so you thought. Time would never forgive himself if you accidentally got hurt because of his lack of attention to you, even if the “hurt” in question was merely a scratch on your knee from accidentally slipping while bathing.

He knew better than anyone that too much peace meant something bad could happen at any time, and too little peace was even worse! Therefore, there was no middle ground, you needed to be protected at all times. And the fact he also got a little fun out of guarding you didn't hurt anyone. After all, what the eyes don't see, the heart doesn't feel.

He didn't even try lying to himself about stealing your clothes, he wasn't that delusional, after all, liking your smell didn't sound like too good of an excuse to tell you, should you find out about that little habit of his.

In a way, he wasn't even hidden right now, per say, he was just not in plain view. 

In fact, sometimes even hoped you saw him, so that he'd be able to stop just watching and join you already.

After all, you wouldn't be able to get hurt if he was right there beside you, right?

Let him keep pretending that's the only reason he wanted to join you in the bath.

[dracarialove]

📄 F it, I'm posting my finished fics here, too 📄

Buried Desires

*Check the 'buried desires' tag if you haven't read chapter 1

[Chapter 2: Intoxicated]

From the bushes across the street from Doctor Golvin's private estate, G.U.N's most skillful agents watched and waited for the scientist to leave. It was still early in the morning, which would give them time to find what they were looking for once he went off to work.

Though the view of his house wasn't entirely clear thanks to the high fence that surrounded the property, it didn't seem to be guarded, at least on the outside.

"He probably assumes the gate is enough," Rouge commented, faint arrogance in her tone. "Sure, he's on the edge of town – but does he really think he's not in danger of being robbed here?"

Shadow merely shrugged when she glanced at him, using their time in hiding to get familiar with the handheld device Tower had given them to locate the stolen weapon.

His partner tugged at the long strips of cloth hanging from the back of her head, tightening the hood of her spy outfit, and kept her eyes on the area near Golvin's front door.

Shadow, of course, found a disguise to be unnecessary; and she knew it was pointless to advocate for one. He didn't really need one if they were going to make it a quick mission. She just liked to be prepared.

Then, Rouge spotted the man walking away from his house, already talking on the phone while he strolled to his car. She kept her gaze on him but held her hand out to the hedgehog, gaining his attention. "There he is, leaving now."

Shadow shifted his position to crouch beside her, the dastardly pair watching the scientist get in his vehicle and pull out of the long driveway. Just to be safe, they kept an eye on his car until it disappeared down the slope of the hilly road, then shared a glance.

"It's clear," stated Rouge, getting a nod from him before they sprang into action.

They approached the backside of the fenced area, Shadow teleporting past it to hug the home's wall while the bat flew over to dismantle any cameras – but she was surprised to not see any around.

'What kind of rich asshole doesn't have security cameras?' she thought, hovering level with the second floor. 'Even I have them...'

She looked down at the Ultimate Lifeform, who looked at the Commander's device and then up at her. He raised it towards her, then tossed it in the air for her to catch, being careful not to speak too loudly as he did so. "I don't think it's on the first floor. What color is the dot at that height?"

Rouge studied the black screen and the steadily blinking spot that sat on the right side. "It's yellow."

"It was orange down here," he replied, "so it must be up there. Try the windows."

The flying spy turned to the two windows on their side of the building, attempting to nudge each one open, but they were locked. When she looked at Shadow again, his expression silently acknowledged the hindrance, but she didn't hesitate in reassuring him as she dropped the device down into his grip.

"No worries, a little lock won't stop me." She pulled out a putty knife and a hammer, going to work on disarming one of the windows while her teammate waited.

He admired her skill, watching the thief pry the window open in less than a minute. And once she was able to lift it from the sill, she gave him a thumbs-up.

Shadow assumed she must also be smiling behind the veil of faded purple fabric; the same sly smile she always had when she succeeded at something sneaky.

He smiled, too, and reached his free hand out for her to take, then she hauled him up to the second story and they let themselves in. The agents ended up in a hallway, dark hardwood beneath their feet and light gray wallpaper sitting behind spatterings of paintings and decorous art pieces.

Rouge took a look around and said to Shadow, "Lead the way, master tracker."

They cautiously wandered the halls, him walking ahead and watching for the tracking dot to change color as it moved according to their location, while she scanned their surroundings for cameras or guards.

It put them a bit on edge how little security there seemed to be in the Doctor's home, but they eventually found the room they were looking for. Shadow stopped when the spot turned green, their wander ending outside a brown mahogany door.

"I believe it's in here," he said, pointing at the door, then tried the knob.

It was locked, as well, so the stolid hedgehog gave a slight bow to Rouge and stepped aside. She used the simpler tool of a metal paper clip to open the door, kneeling and pressing her ear against the wood as she fiddled inside the lock.

When she heard an affirming click, she hopped to her feet and eagerly nodded at Shadow, a mischievous twinkle in her cyan eyes. He could tell she was giddy to finish the mission so quickly and leave the Commander's office thousands richer by lunchtime, and it amused him to see the lady in such high spirits.

He opened the door, holding the device in front of him to follow it even closer to their target. The room was a decently sized lounge that seemed to double as a small library, judging by the bookcases that lined the walls.

Rouge closed the door behind them, looking around but unfortunately noticing too late that there was a keypad on the wall beside the entrance.

Shadow, a few steps ahead, unknowingly crossed one foot into the path of a near-invisible laser. A harsh hissing sound filled the air above them, which made him look up as water spurted from a handful of sprinklers on the ceiling.

"Ah!" exclaimed Rouge, throwing one arm above her head.

But as Shadow quickly saw, it couldn't be ordinary water bursting from the flower-shaped fixtures – purple liquid rained down on them, causing the hedgehog to cry out when a drop of it fell into his eye. It stung a little, making him clutch his face and grit his teeth.

Once she was past the initial surprise, the bat was quick to jump up and kick the nearest sprinkler off the ceiling, dispatching the rest while her companion stood briefly incapacitated. With the downpour halted, Rouge stepped across the soggy carpet towards him, worry in her voice.

"Are you okay? You're not blind, right?"

Grimacing, Shadow removed his fingers from pinched eyes and opened them, squinting and blinking the sting of the liquid away. "I'm alright... it doesn't burn that badly, just... smells flowery."

The scent was strong once it set in, a sickly-sweet aroma that strangled the air around them and buried itself in his quills. But despite his claim of being unharmed, Rouge began swiftly removing her spy suit, stripping to her usual outfit underneath.

"We don't know what was in that stuff," she said, pulling off the drenched material and dropping it on the equally wet floor. "It clearly wasn't normal water – we need to get it out of your fur. I'll be right back!"

Without hesitation, she ran out the door, leaving him in the perfumed room. Shadow took a moment to check his tracking tool, assuring that it still worked before continuing to follow the direction of the dot.

It pointed him to the right-side wall from where they'd entered, and when he walked up to the wide bookcase in between two thinner ones, the spot on the screen started blinking more rapidly.

It didn't change color until he held it closer to the books, turning blue to alert him that they were close to the object they were hunting. But when the soaked being reached out to grab one of the novels – intending to test if it was a secret entrance to another room – he suddenly felt woozy and had to steady himself.

One gloved hand clutched the government device tightly while the other splayed at his side, his arm straightened for balance and one foot planted farther behind his body to keep him from falling backwards.

'Shit, what is this?' his mind asked, while his physical form stood frozen in fear of his legs giving out. His view of the bookshelf became slightly warped, the once-straight edges of the hardcovers seeming to bend. '... Not good...'

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, letting it out slowly before fixing his posture. However, he didn't trust himself to try testing the books again, standing still a moment and trying to work out what the hell had been in the sprinkler system, or what exactly it was doing to him.

Doctor Golvin clearly wanted to inhibit intruders' rational thought and coordination; as much as he lacked security elsewhere, Shadow decided he was a strange man for booby trapping this room using such an odd method. Though, it was working to cloud his mind from completing the next step of his task...

Thankfully, Rouge didn't take long in returning with a towel, rushing back into the room and immediately throwing it over the hedgehog's head. "Good to see you're still standing! I was afraid I'd come back and you'd be passed out on the floor or something."

Instantly, Shadow knew things were worse than he initially thought – her voice sounded stronger, almost angelic while retaining a charming mature timbre.

And when she started rubbing the towel against his quills to dry them, his heart rate spiked. He placed his free hand against the bookshelf, his vision partially blocked by the shuffle of the towel and his head swimming with flustered nerves.

His dear friend's annoyed tone sounded sweeter than it normally would as she spoke, "Ugh, the stink of lilac is so strong – even for me! Sorry, Shad, I don't think this scent is coming out any time soon..."

The man let out a shaky breath and raised his hand to weakly grab the towel, trying to pull it from Rouge's grip. "I can dry it... myself."

When he managed to look at her, his heart pounded harder than before. She was so close to him, Shadow almost felt like he couldn't breathe, and the glow he saw around her silhouette scared him. 'What the fuck is happening?'

He didn't notice how quickly he was breathing, but she did. Combined with the faraway look in his eyes and his limp grasp on the towel, the ivory-haired huntress recognized an alarming amount of incoherence in his demeanor. "Shadow? You're not gonna faint on me, are you? Hey..."

She placed one hand on the side of his face, trying to establish eye contact, but it only served to freak him out further; because instead of calming the hedgehog down, Rouge's touch made him feel flush and more anxious than before.

He inhaled sharply and fought through the urge to lean closer, pulling away and taking better control of the towel. The colors of everything around him were slowly becoming more vivid.

"I'm fine." His tone was solid and steady, as close to normal as he could muster, and he managed to act calm and collected while drying his fur. "Take this... I'm pretty sure that bookcase is fake."

Shadow handed over the tracker, trying not to look directly at her. Rouge took it, but kept her eyes on him for a second, wary of his behavior.

When she turned to inspect the shelves, he couldn't resist the gravitation of his gaze towards her body, blood-red eyes lingering over womanly curves that taunted him as she pulled on different books.

The pretty super spy made finding a secret entrance look graceful, her figure elegantly posed even as she didn't acknowledge how stunning she appeared.

His stare trailed down the arch of her back to the sight of shapely hips – and more – snugly hugged by a flattering bodysuit, before he realized what he was doing.

'Damnit...!' Shadow's thoughts rushed forth, and he forced himself to look away. 'This is a side effect of that... liquid, whatever it was. I shouldn't be looking at her... like that.'

He began dragging the towel across himself more fervently for quicker results and a distraction from the scene in front of him; meanwhile, Rouge found the cluster of faux books which opened the shelf. It cracked inwards like a door.

"Yes!" she blurted, balling her fist in triumph before pressing onward through the newfound entrance.

The room it led into was made of pearl-colored tile flooring and reflective silver walls. It was like a hallway, with glass tables on either side that held different technological projects and inventions. She looked down at the tracker while walking inside and noted the more frantic flashing of the blue dot.

"Shadow!" she called over her shoulder. "You were right, I think it's in here. Come on!"

The Ultimate Lifeform dreaded following, as even the click of her heels on the solid floor rang through his head like a melodic chime. But he didn't have much of a choice, so he took another deep breath and steadied himself, dry enough to discard the towel.

In the long room, Rouge reached an area that was sectioned off from the rest by a half-wall, where the device she held showed a white dot when she pointed it at one of the objects on a square of marble counterspace. The item was stark white in color, covered in buttons and shaped like a spiky trapezoid.

"Found it!" announced the bat, taking a moment to study it in amusement. "Man, this thing looks weird. What the hell could all these buttons possibly do?"

She didn't dare touch any of them, instead thinking of the Commander's offer. She turned around and beamed at her partner in an expression of victory. "Ooh, Shadow, we are gonna be so set after this!"

Unable to contain her excitement, Rouge impulsively threw herself towards him, hugging the hedgehog and chuckling gleefully. Her gushing admiration of the sizable payout to come was drowned out by the shock coursing through Shadow's body at her sudden affectionate outburst.

The harmony of her voice became a string of music as warmth overtook him, the intoxicated G.U.N agent fully engulfed by ardor brought on by the scientist's strange trap.

He felt dizzier as his heart thumped more forcefully at the feeling of her body against his. He didn't even realize he had hugged her back until the astonishment passed, suddenly recognizing the squeeze of his arms around Rouge's familiar form.

Shadow was holding her tightly, feeling as if time had stopped for them both, until she tried to break the hug. Only after she realized he wasn't pulling away did her voice manage to cut through the pheromone-fueled haze of their embrace.

"Shadow...?"

[akiraiscute]

Haruhi Fujioka X Fem!Reader

Tw ; Tamaki being a BIT CREEPY … and jealous<3 (p.s i may off put haruhi a bit ooc im sorry if i did😕)

You were a often customer at the host club, that is as Haruhi Fujioka came to be in it. You often find yourself trying to get closer but still kept your distance as you were just a customer, just a customer.. you wanted to be more but you couldn’t just ask as you two probably weren’t friends until you finally moved classes to one of.. hers. You found out Haruhi was a girl as you two grew to be more closer and she trusted you enough which… you were grateful for.

You still came to the host club as it’s another reason to see your friend(crush..)!You were happy to talk to haruhi often as you did, you also hoped that she was happy as well.. As you grew even more closer to haruhi, you met the host club officially. And you hanged out with them after the host club as well! You enjoyed watching it all happened, that is until.. you and haruhi were hanging out. Just you and her, not the host club (they were spying as for tamaki’s request to spy.) as you two talked, she rambled a bit about what happened at the host club when you were with your family yesterday as she did. She ended up confessing which was honestly unexpected, even the host club was shocked.

“You know, tamaki was complaining that i was spending too much time with you..”

“Oh? Really? Wow-”

“I mean, i like spending time with you, he literally acts like my dad.. and you act like what-.. what i love, you know? You just act so. I don’t really know how to say it.”

“Wait what?”

“…wait what?”

Haruhi looked at her, god she ruined it! Why did she have to ramble, she ruined something that she was finally enjoying, ruined a friendship other than the host club! She looked at her friend or.. ex friend… Haruhi didn’t know how to read her face well as she was a bit, a bit panicked.

“So.. you like me? Right?”

“I- well, yes but if you aren’t comfortable with tha-”

You smiled softly as you kissed her cheek. You looked at her with love in your eyes… the host club spying from the bushes were even more shocked, is haruhi getting a girlfriend?! What?! Tamaki was even red, he looked away as he let out a small dramatic sniffle…

“I am comfortable haruhi, i like you too.. like, a lot. Since the day i probably met you even!”

“Really?.. wow..”

Haruhi looked at you a bit shocked before she gave you her own soft smile. It was small but it was a smile, that made you smile even more! You were glad that you finally got to confess after knowing she liked you too. Would you confess to her even if you didn’t know, probably not- but as you started to talk to haruhi but something was different, probably because you two made it clear that you two were dating which made the host club actually so shocked! Mainly tamaki as he did even more dramatic sighs. The twins were done with him as well, which they always were..

As you two were heading back to the school, mainly to talk to the host club for the next session for Tomorrow. You were talking to haruhi about anything you could remember really, she nodded and nodded as she admired you and listened, until you reached the host club doors.. you opened it as you saw tamaki almost sobbing in the corner. You looked at haruhi in confused before looking back at everyone, you shrugged before realizing.. you sighed softly before giggling which made everyone realized you two were there. Which made tamaki look at haruhi as he sobbed and appeared at her legs hugging them.

“My little girl is growing up!!”

“Tamaki senpai..”

You looked at him, giggling even more as haruhi sighed. Now crossing her arms and shaking her head as she grew a little annoyed.. the first thing she sees after getting to finally date you is tamaki sobbing about her "so called growing up." Haruhi finally got him off. She held your hand as she talked to the others, her voice soft and her usually tone of voice. You were just playing with her hands as to not bother them at all.. you were happy, this is what you wanted. Dating haruhi<33!!

HIII, im back, im getting a idea of when ima post!! But i may not follow it sometimes as i get writer block alot lately but I GOT MY HARUHI !!!! IM SO HAPPY EKEKE!!! Now i have maybe 5 more but im getting more ideas as i realize how much ppl i can write for.. anyways!! Im just happy:D now bye bye!!

— akira.. Akira… logggingg.. Logging off!

masterlink - <3

[starsfic]

Since its looking more like season 4 will occur in the past/in the pages of JTTW

Mortality Swap Bai He getting sent to the past and dealing with the whiplash of meeting pre breakdown Wukong

Okay, new resolution.

Lady Bone Demon was banned from ever sending her into weird scrolls again. Bai He wasn't even sure why she needed to go into this scroll in the first place, beyond the fact that the spiders had been sucked in, and no, she couldn't get them out from outside. Thankfully, Red knew enough magic to teleport them through...until the scroll interrupted the teleportation ritual.

Where even was she? Or, better yet, where was she?

Bai He looked around, rubbing her elbow where she had landed on it. She looked to be in the jungle somewhere. But there was no sign of the boys anywhere. She took a deep breath.

"GUYS!" A bird flapped up at her call. "HELLO?! RED?! XIAOTIAN?! ARE YOU THERE?!" More birds flew away, but no voices responded to her. Bai He hissed, looking around. Okay. So she was alone. That...

That was fine!

All she had to do was find her way out of the jungle. Maybe there was a path somewhere that would lead to a village! Bai He nodded at the plan and looked around. Now, where to start walking? North was a good option, right? Yeah!

"North is..." She rotated around, glanced at the sky, and hazarded a guess. "This way!" Hopefully. With that, Bai He began to walk.

At least the jungle seemed way nicer than the alligator swamp. The sun was bright and warm, with beautiful plants blossoming around her. The dirt under her feet was nicely even. There were even birds singing and people laughing-

Wait.

Bai He paused, cocking her head. That was people talking! She must've been close to a town! She couldn't help a relieved laugh as she began to laugh. She could hang out there, blending in, until Red found her! She was sure of it!

She grabbed a bush, pushed it out of her way, and froze.

A large table stood in a forest clearing, full of fruits and other food. Six demons sat around the arrangement, eating and drinking goblets of wine between rich laughter. And there, on the table, dressed in sunshine yellow, was Sun Wukong.

"And then I-" His eyes met hers and Bai He felt her blood chill.

No, no, no... He was supposed to be far away! He was supposed to be somewhere else, licking his wounds after the battle of the Samadhi fire! He wasn't.

"Hello there!" A male voice broke through her thoughts. All the demons were turned, staring right at her, including Macaque and Sun Wukong. The person sitting in front of her was a blonde lion, who was starting to stand. "Little girl, are you alright? How did you get here?" His voice was concerned, but Bai He was more scared of the monkey than anything.

"She's probably a spy!" An eagle was standing up now, holding a spear. "How else could she get on this mountain?"

This...mountain...oh no.

"I'm sorry," she squeaked, turning away. "Wrong table!"

Before she could break into a run, a warm hand landed on her shoulder, halting her in place. "Kid, it's okay! Peng's not gonna hurt you." She froze. Sun Wukong was holding her. Sun Wukong was talking to her.

Sun Wukong...was leading her to a chair?

"How did you get here, little girl?" His voice was concerned. "Humans don't rarely come on my mountain, especially ones as young as you." Bai He blinked, unsure of how to respond. Wukong stared back but sighed. "I think she needs a minute, boys." He pulled away and Bai He watched as he pulled out a hair and summoned a bowl. The lion was by his side in a moment, helping him fill the bowl with food, mostly fruit. When it was full, Wukong set it in front of her. "Eat up. When you're done you can answer my questions."

A realization made her stomach twist.

Oh. This is what he was like before.

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159 SENTENCES??? 159?????????????

Luckily, I live for the challenge.

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“Right,” Sophia nods. “Okay, so, what? He’s ashamed? Nervous of how we’ll react?”

“Maybe,” Buck agrees. “I mean, that makes sense, right? The last time we saw each other, he…”

“Tried to eat you,” Sophia fills in.

Buck frowns. “I wouldn’t call it that.”

“Well, what would you call it? EIther way, I know my brother. He feels like shit about it.”

“Yeah, I know,” Buck sighs. “But he shouldn’t. It wasn’t his fault. He wasn’t in control.”

“Is he now?” She asks.

“I don’t know.”

They decide that Eddie’s main priority is almost certainly finding Christopher. His next stop, therefore, might be Pepa's. If he stopped by and found that Buck doesn’t have Christopher, then she is probably where he might go to find intel on Helena and Ramon. They decide Sophia will drive to Pepa’s and wait for him there. Ensure Pepa is safe, if it comes to that. 

And Buck? Buck is going to go out there and do what he’s been doing for months now. He’s going to search. 

🩸🩸🩸

Eddie watches as they realize.

He’s not sure what tipped them off. The photo or the oats. Maybe the screen didn’t pop into place quite right. 

He doesn’t mean to be so underhanded or creepy but he doesn’t know what else to do. He doesn’t know if he’s safe. And he doesn’t know how to find out about Christopher without outright calling his parents. He needs to find a way to determine who he can talk to. 

Eddie finds a better place to hide. He doesn’t rely on the mailboxes to conceal him anymore. As it turns out, a little bit of snooping into whose houses are collecting newspapers on the front tells him that his neighbor two doors down, Mr. and Mrs. Langley, are out of town. Have been for at least four days. Mrs. Langley also keeps quite the garden, with a big, thick shrubbery. It is behind one of said shrubs that Eddie finds himself currently situated. 

He could be embarrassed. Maybe he even should be embarrassed. But he’s been in much worse positions over the past year. He’s been as low as a person can be. He’s done much worse than hiding in a bush and spying on his sister and best friend. He’s sure if Hell exists, this won’t even make it onto the list of tickets they’re sending his way. 

So he sees them pull in. He sees them walk into the house, twin stressed expressions on their faces. Buck’s tie discarded, collar askew. He watches them disappear into the house, and he watches them re-emerge from it not even ten full minutes later, changed into different clothing, looking entirely distraught. Sophia, in a dark hoodie, is crying. That gnaws at his conscience, even if he is potentially mad at her for potentially hooking up with Buck. Buck is wearing a fucking turtleneck and heavy jacket, like it’s a fall day in New England. They’re each carrying separate sets of car keys. 

“Text me when you get there,” Buck says to Sophia. “And, uh, I guess say hi to Pepa for me.”

“If she lets me in,” Sophia retorts, wiping her eyes. 

What? Why the hell wouldn’t their tia let Sophia in the house? Is the family that pissed about Sophia and Buck? Why should they be? Only Eddie knows why it hurts so much. Unless it was some sort of affair and things with Hernan ended messily. Jesus, but to be so cruel about that? Especially after how Eddie fucked up with Kim. 

Wait, why is he defending her right now? They’re vampire hunters having some sort of romantic tryst. He’s mad at them. 

Buck gives Sophia a quick, one-armed hug. It feels shockingly ordinary. Platonic. Separate bedrooms, boring hug… Maybe not a romantic tryst? But the wedding rings, the church, and the fact that she’s even here… Eddie doesn’t know what to think. He wishes he could ask them without risking being shot or stabbed. 

They both get in vehicles and drive off in separate directions down the road. If Sophia is looking for him at Pepa’s, where could Buck be going? Eddie tries to think. It’s obviously somewhere he thinks Eddie would go, having fled here. And he’s probably operating under the assumption that this is Eddie’s first time visiting the house. That he hadn’t checked on things yesterday. So where?

Not the loft. Eddie crosses that off his list immediately. Unlike yesterday, where Eddie hadn’t seen inside the house, they both know now that Eddie knows where Buck is living. The loft is a waste of time. Eddie’s next move had been the firehouse. That matches the direction that Buck drove off in. That’s where he’s checking. 

That’s where Eddie has to follow him. 

Between Sophia and Buck, Eddie thinks he can guess Buck’s next moves better. He knows his instincts, the way he operates and solves problems. Besides, if Soph is going to Pepa, then he risks a third person as a variable. No, it has to be Buck. 

Eddie has spent months avoiding being hunted. He’s spent months judging danger, assessing risks. He knows how to hunt back. So he’s going to follow Buck, and he’s going to assess the threat he poses to Eddie reuniting with Christopher, and then he’s going to figure out how the hell to get back to his son. 

💧💧💧

Buck calls Bobby as he drives to the station. The line rings four times before he answers. 

“Buck?” He sounds surprised. Maybe a little apprehensive.

Buck wants to cry. They’re so close. They’re so close to finding Eddie, and then Buck can fix all of this. Maybe Bobby will stop being disgusted by him, no matter how hard he works to try and hide it. 

“Bobby, I-I need to call in sick for tomorrow.” There’s no way he’s wasting a full twenty-four hours. “Maybe for the next two shifts, I’m not sure yet.”

He’ll take a full leave of absence if he has to, between Chris and Eddie. 

There’s a long pause.

“Are you driving?” Bobby asks. Shitty car speaker connection giving him away. Though, Buck isn’t sure why it’s relevant. 

“To a walk-in clinic,” Buck lies. “I’ve been having stomach issues. Want to get it all sorted before Chris comes home.”

He does feel nauseated. At least that much is true. Only, he knows the cause. 

“Fine. Okay.” Bobby says. “Keep me updated.” 

It’s like he doesn’t even care anymore if Buck is sick. Buck feels cold. He didn’t know it had gotten that bad. Where does the love and goodwill built over years and years end? Is it soon? Buck may be at the end of his rope, but he can’t stop. Not yet. 

“I will,” Buck promises. He will do everything he can to win Bobby’s respect back. Soon. 

Bobby ends the call. 

🩸🩸🩸

Eddie sits in a cafe and watches as Buck watches the back parking lot of Station 118.

He has about forty-five stolen dollars left to his name. The remainder of his morally sound acquired dollars having gone into gas refills. So he doesn’t really have the extra bucks for fancy coffee. He’s drinking the cheapest thing on the menu; a cup of peppermint tea. 

Caffeine doesn’t really hit the way it used to. Neither does alcohol. Or drugs. Well, not that he’s tried much beyond marijuana. But from what he’s heard. So anyway, he makes decisions based on flavor these days, and mint tastes better now than it ever has to him. 

It was a bold move coming in here. This was their usual coffee run place during shifts, if they didn’t want whatever was in the kitchen. Probably still is. But they didn’t choose to purchase too often. Buck and Ravi were the usual culprits, when they did. More of their paychecks were disposable. So Eddie is banking on the staff not recognizing him. Besides, from what he’s heard, Los Angeles has had a lot of turnover lately.

Eddie blends in, thankfully.

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[ashdreams2023]

hey there! this may be an odd request but can you do something where it’s like avengers x reader and maybe like Nat, tony and others try to set up reader on dates but she keeps trying to back out and then gets an argument with them and admits that she’s aromantic?? (I hope this makes sense lmao)

thank u lovely :)

Sure honey it’s ok

Avengers x fem reader {platonic}

Stop it!

Your coffee got cold as you were for the lack of word…speechless, the guy sitting across from you was rambling around his collection of vintage cars for the past hour and it wasn’t that the topic was boring it was just you couldn’t utter a word the entire time and it got worst when he admitted that he expected a hot spy like Natasha and an average looking girl that’s usually called cute instead of smoking hot.

The minute you had a chance to speak you excused yourself to the bathroom and walked out of the cafe and never looked back.

Natasha was disappointed to say the least, even though you told him you rather not date anyone now but she insisted that you might click with this one guy from the tech department.

"I told you he’s not her type, I know this smoking hot ceo who would love to take you on a nice dinner on her private island"

You blinked at Tony then took a step back "Tempting but I’m not really interested now…"

Wanda then appeared from behind you with the biggest grin on her face "Oh ignore them I have the perfect match for you! He works in the bakery down town and literally has the cutest little British accent"

"Hey no thank-"

"What about a warrior my friend? I know a well respected one from Asgard!"

"Thor not you too! Get none of you get it stop!"

"But finding a suitable mate is only nature for a young girl like yourself" said vision and that was your last straw.

Bruce just shook his head as you ran out the room and got on your motorcycle for a ride, away from all their love matching attempts.

You drive until you were out of the main part of new York and sat by a cliff, it was the most quiet you’ve felt all week.

"I see you came here as expected" your sighed in defeat at the voice of Steve coming closer to earshot.

"There’s no escaping is there?"

He chuckled and sat beside you on the cliff "I heard about your date…wasn’t so…glamorous ha?"

You snorted then sniffed "No one listens, why is it so hard for everyone to understand that I don’t want to date!" You turned your head towards him.

He stared at you for a minute then looked back at the view "Have you explained why? I mean why would a young beautiful woman not want to find someone that gives her butterflies?"

"…what if I can’t experience that?"

"Of course you will with the right person one day-"

"No!…Steve I don’t- I can’t feel romantic love, I feel platonic love, any sort of love but not that…and I have tried and it always ends the same way, I’m aromatic Steve"

Steve seemed caught off guard which you expected since he was probably familiar with term but you didn’t expect was the bushes moving from behind and the whole team popping up.

"Why didn’t you just say so? I just thought you didn’t find anyone good enough" said tony.

Natasha rubbed the back of her neck and looked apologetic while the others just seemed guilty.

"…uh, I should’ve said something earlier but yeah…"

The group all apologized for basically harassing you into dating when you had not intention of doing so.

"The more you know" said Steve.

You chuckled "The more you know"

[zlobonessa]

well since the coup thing here just kinda sorta ended i guess i think this is as good time as ever to tell yall about my silly little modern au because why the hell not. i had this au for a while as a source for jokes but it just kept growing and growing untill. well I'm actually writing fic about (parts of) this but again it's in russian so i just want to outline the ideas. this is totally went off the rails but i like it that way

so

the catalyst of all is regurein of course

i have several variations of why the hell are they dating but one of my favourites is the one where they engage in passionate fight about twilight saga on the internet

joke about twilight saga belongs to koa. thanks koa.

the second favourite is about coffeeshop au set in two rivaling coffeeshops with questionable work practices and with money laundering probably happening in the background (or something worse?) of one of them

but anyway

reinhard's friends are taking the news very well

which means they are not, in fact, taking the news very well

julius is heartbroken

he has that wlw experience where your infinitely pretty incredibly smart unimaginably cool friend (homoerotic undertone) starts dating a guy who can be characterized only as Human Garbage

out of Friendly Concerns he and the others start the secret operation of Breaking Your Best Friend Relationships

they are not very successful

observing disgustingly sweet and/or horrifying dates with binoculars from the bushes does not bring any results

ferris suggested poisoning several times already

somewhere along the line felt is involved

she is neither the participant nor regurein's matchmaker but a secret third thing

(not entertained by any of this bullshit but forced to observe it)

probably is blackmailing julius

lye is also here

he is tagging along with regulus for some reasons idk i never thought it through

he and felt form unexpected friendship based on common annoyance of being forced to third wheel all this mess

perhaps they start the punk rock band???

the music is terrible

joshua thinks soo too

yes he is also here

he desperatly pretends to be a big fan

that's his late teenage rebellion

felt and lye do not like him anyway but it's not like they have a lot of fans so they keep him to buy them alcohol or something

when julius finds out he almost has a heart attack

and also regulus had some malicious plan all along! oh no!

but oh well he is not the smartest guy yknow

certainly NOT GOOD with being subtle

also has very Weird relationships with feelings

and accidentally catches them for reinhard for real

his mental stability: destroyed

but it's fine and reinhard keeps him anyway because he is absolutely bonkers

again julius is very close to an emergency room

but also in the (failed) attempt to stop this shitshow he Finds His True Love

emijulisuba happens! yay

bonded by spying and perhaps discussion ls of common crush on reinhard

so it's fine. it's totally fine. it's so fine he swears.

IN THE MEANTIME

the subplot happens. it involves wilhelm.

reinhard informs him that he has a boyfriend and plans to introduce him at the family dinner. in the desparate attempt to repair their broken relationships wilhelm decides that it's time to be An Ally

i'm giving him a lot of credit here but that's also a bit of copium for Me Personally so it's okay

so wilhelm googles "who are.gay people"

accidentally ends up on gay dating app

as an ally

matches with petelgeuse there

as an ally

has sex with him

as an ally

tries to think how exactly he is gonna tell reinhard that he has a new grandma now so he is forgiven

(that was a joke)

so reinhard comes to the manor/apartment/penthouse with regulus

and regulus and petelgeuse recognise each other because of course they do! they are colleagues! (or were something more? who know)

well now this is awkward

do you think somebody gets murdered here

credits roll

scene after credits: emilia finds out that her dead aunt and her somewhat-uncle who went out for milk years ago are actually both alive in complicated relationship and working in the coffeeshop-slash-money-laundering-scheme-slash-sect

[many-gay-magpies]

HELLO CAN I HEAR MORE OF THE WOLF GIRL MURDER CRYPTID???

She sounds so. So. I beg yuo………..

YES YES OH MY GOD ABSOLUTELY

dude you do not even know I have been trembling like an anxious chihuahua just waiting to be able to go full feral about her to someone. this rocks

OKAY SO. the entire story kind of started because i was listening to a song and i was like you know what this would be great for? being the backing track to a cold open where some girl is running through the woods mid-panic attack after having just killed someone. then it kind of grew a plot from there.

(me, foolishly: oh this will probably not take too long or take up too much space. clearly i forgot just how Able i am to ramble when prompted. put the rest under a cut bc it got LONG)

the cryptid wolf girl herself is named rosalind, or roz for short, or possibly rory for short once she figures out some gender stuff later on... the Central Relationship in the story is between her and her little sister anna. they did... NOT have a great life growing up—dad was an abusive alcoholic, mom was a DEPRESSIVE alcoholic and even when they split up, mom kinda left roz to raise/take care of anna completely on her own... things are better now; mom has cleaned herself up and is trying to be better—but like. that messed roz up lmao. go figure.

so for their whole lives growing up, roz and anna were kind of glued together... ROZ was more of a parent to anna than their own mom, and anna went to her for everything. but in the time of the story, anna's started to Grow Up and Grow OUT of needing her big sister for everything, AND ON TOP OF THAT she's just got herself a boyfriend who fucking sucks and reminds roz WAY too much of their dad... (in my mind I feel like when their parents split and dad left, roz was old enough to actually understand how abusive and shitty he was, but to anna it just seemed like he'd abandoned him, so she's probably a bit stupid about relationships because she's searching for the love she never got from her father/searching for a bandaid to the feeling of abandonment she has from him, but she isn't exactly the healthiest about that and latches onto the first guy that shows her attention, thinking it's Love.)

anyways, this whole deal—anna getting distant, anna being stupid about her bf—makes roz feel Some Type Of Way. she's kind of latched onto her position as anna's pseudo-parent as the crux of her self-worth, so now that anna seems to not NEED her anymore she does not take it well. she wants to protect anna from her toxic bf and from HERSELF, but she can't do a thing and just feels useless because everything she TRIES just ends up pushing anna further away from her. then on her birthday, when she's at her friend's house to celebrate (the best friend she's gay af for, zoe), she makes a wish to be able to protect anna like she used to—aaand the literal moon overhears and basically goes "you have a noble desire, i'll give you my blessing" and turns her into a werewolf (sort of - it's not a whole "turn every full moon" deal, just whenever there's a specific trigger)

anyway like a week after roz's bday when she makes the wish, it's homecoming, and her mom (who is also stupid and just thinks roz hates mark (anna's bf) because she's jealous) has asked her to drive anna to this party mark invited her to... which is in the middle of the woods. with a whole bunch of older high school guys. sure, mom, that's bound to be perfectly safe and legal.

roz has been feeling a little off all week and having weird dreams (unbeknownst to her thanks to her new lunar benefactor). after homecoming, she drives anna to her party... but there is NO FUCKIN WAY she trusts those dudes with her, so she sneaks up to spy on them from the bushes to make sure they're not getting up to any unsavory shit and hurting her little sister. (spoiler alert: they absolutely get up to tons of unsavory shit.) so roz is watching these guys, and it's literally all guys, like anna is the ONLY girl, and they're all older—and they're drinking alcohol, getting progressively more wasted, and anna is refusing but mark keeps pressuring her, and eventually he makes some vague allusions to ah... "loosening her up" with the alcohol so he can have his way with her, while touching her in not-so-great ways... and seeing that triggers roz's first transformation. she just full-on catapults in and tears him to SHREDS, literally. then someone stabs her with a beer bottle and she flees, turns back human, and starts freaking the fuck out because she just killed mark.

okay um. i did not intend to just tell you the entire story up to the point that ive written it. but OH WELL I DID! hope u enjoyed that lmao.

the whole premise of the story is that, despite how much it sucks at first, roz being a werewolf actually kind of brings her, her mom, and her sister closer together... the thing is, the moon, when it heard her wish, it didn't just give her what she asked for—it gave her what she NEEDED. and in general i have lots a feelings about werewolves as the representations of our deepest, most repressed emotions and desires, like if you've seen the whole thing about like "the werewolf is the part of you that LOVES YOU. it is the part of you that is mad at how wrongly you've been treated and wants to PROTECT you." yeah. and i have lots of feelings about the MOON and moon deities as gods of honesty, vulnerability, and seeing the truth of our deepest emotions...

so the wolf is kind of all roz's anger issues just smushed into one big wolfy body. a big theme ive started exploring with the story is that being a werewolf isn't exactly CHANGING roz or making her feel things she's never felt before (like, you know. the murder urges), it's just bringing things she ALWAYS FELT to the forefront and making them unignorable. because above all what roz NEEDS is something to force her to face herself to be able to overcome all the self-hatred she has (because BOY SHIT THERE'S A LOT OF IT). which is also where her relationship with zoe (who ive thought, written, and posted about almost more than the relationship between roz and anna... whoops) comes in.

roz and zoe are best friends. they have been since they were five years old, and zoe has been with roz through like ALLLLL the shit of her seventeen long years. roz is incredibly gay and absolutely in love with zoe, but doesn't realize because she's a fucking dumbass and thinks that's a normal way to feel about her best friend (or, like, maybe she kind of knows something's Different and knows what it IS, but she can't ever let herself realize it fully because ✨internalized homophobia✨).

when the whole wolf thing starts out, roz doesn't tell zoe what's happening, because she's afraid zoe will be afraid of or disgusted by this part of her... which she likes to think is the wolf's doing, but she knows it's really ALWAYS been a part of her. roz keeps the secret from zoe for a WHILE because of this, and keeps pushing her away, but zoe (who Knows roz and loves her back just as intensely) will NOT fucking let her. so there's gonna be like this whole stage of incredibly painful pining, where the moon goddess makes roz realize that she's in love with zoe, but she still hasn't even TOLD zoe about the whole werewolf thing, so there ensue events like: roz in wolf form subconsciously seeking out zoe, breaking out of her house in the middle of the night, going to stand below zoe's window, and then waking up in the morning thinking it was a dream until she sees her window is open and her pajamas are shredded to all hell and goes "shit".

eventually, of course, zoe DOES find out (either by accidentally witnessing a transformation one day or because roz finally caves and tells her, i havent decided yet), and spoiler alert, she isn't disgusted or afraid—she's actually, like, wildly attracted to the feral bloodthirsty vengeful side of roz, because that's the embodiment of roz's deepest, more true self, and zoe has wanted nothing more than to know roz completely—and of course it still takes roz a while to realize zoe's wide-eyed, drop-jawed stares at her are not FEAR but I'M SO GAY IM GONNA OASS OUT HOLY SHIT, because she's fucking stupid.

another honorable mention character: himbo soccer team boy tentatively named matt (gonna change either his or mark's name cuz they're too similar) who witnesses roz partially-transform by accident one day and decides he's going to be absolutely ride-or-die for this tormented lesbian werewolf. he's there for her until she finally gets her shit together and tells zoe what's going on, and long after that. they become a cute little bestie trio and matt ABSOLUTELY realizes how gay roz and zoe are for each other before roz does and he's like JESUS CHRIST JUST KISS ALREADY

(also. most worthy of mention in the yet-to-be-written zoe-and-roz scenes i feel feral about: there's gonna be one after zoe finds out where roz has a really bad transformation, and passes out still wolfed-out in zoe's lap... and she's visibly having a nightmare (plus she's still a wolf which means she's still in crisis mode even though she's sleeping), so zoe starts reading aloud to her while she sleeps until she calms down enough to turn back human... and it starts out as just zoe doing what she's ALWAYS done to comfort and soothe roz, but since roz is ASLEEP it devolves into zoe pouring out her true feelings without roz awake to hear them... then roz wakes up in the middle of zoe reciting shakespeare's sonnet 57 to her and it's like. INSANELY gay. and the whole time matt's off to the side like holy shit.)

ANYWAYS YEAH THAT WAS. A LOT HAHA. I hope u like my feral unhinged asshole werewolf girl :)

[richardsphere]

Leverage Log: The Rundown Job

Pig farm. (please dont be a serialkiller feeding his victims to his pigs. Please dont be a serialkiller feeding his victims to his pigs. Please dont be...) Angry farmer calls about rent. Guy stabs him with syringe gun. "know your sacrifice will save millions of lives." Probably not a serialkiller, either a conspiracy theorist, or a government agent part of a conspiracy.

--- Ok we've got a government hearing about a guy (not the same guy) doing "counterterrorism" (read: Murdering innocent civilians in Rome)

Oh no, we're doing one of those "cop who doesnt play by the rules is actually right" copaganda stories arent we? (but like, for US Blackop squads)

i already hate this episode with every fiber of my being. (and I eat a lot of fiber.) --- Oh, nice. The fight-scene in front of the elevator has a shot from below that lets us just see the overhead vent-passage Elliot just dropped behind the guard from. --- Not a fan of the Hardison HUD. It feels like we're stretching his already god-like hacking powers a bit too far. (like he's good dont get me wrong.) --- Parker definitly stole one of the diamonds. Those are way too many diamonds for any orphans to need and she is a legitimate kleptomaniac. (Like remember the 12 step job, she legitimately needs medication y'all.) --- Ok so this is our Elliot episode (already had a Parker one with the Broken Wing) Also this is probably happening simultaniously with the previous episode with the painting. Which means its three episodes in a row with the gang split. (that is... interesting. Either a scheduling thing or foreshadowing the season ending with the gang splitting up as Nate and/or Sophie retires and/or dies) --- "you stole a michelangelo with tinfoil and a chewing gum, Figure it out!" Nice callback to the Davids.

Oh disguise the sniper in a golfbag. Nice idea, unfortunately this means Elliot gets to practice his driverswing. --- They always were illegal, and I do not like that we're going the "US government black-ops are morally right to do their shit" angle on this story. --- "Better or worse, we change together", good line. simple. 9.5/10 Oh right, Parker is a dangerous driver. (i dont like that form of humor) Oh no, we're going for extremely racist bearded middle-eastern terrorist because god forbid the terrorists be anything but an affirmation of Bush era bigotry and propaganda. --- Ok old pre-CDC lab. (the pigs from the cold open are definitly of the Guinnea variety. Expect them to be dead if we ever see them again) Oh, we're dealing with the Spanish Flu. Well this episode definitly didnt age badly with an entire generation of people having suffered Plague-based traumatic experiences in the inbetween. (im not blaming Leverage for not knowing the future im just worried how this episode ends up handling such a now-sensitive topic)

--- 150 million, thats a big number.

Bro-trust moment between Elliot and Hardison. Hardison is so going to steal the "creepy spy truck" isnt he? I will not be satisfied if this episode does NOT relieve the US Government of 1 creepy ass violation of civil liberties and gives us a new Lucille. --- his name is Ahmed, because it couldnt just be Jim or Jordan or anything, had to be the most stereotypically propaganda name for a terrorist ever.

--- Oh thank god its just a white guy using xenophobia as a distraction to hide his real identity. (thank fuck)

Trailer is a trap. --- Ok good, well explained use of the hacking powers. (like the little detail about "always a little power, its how electric locks work") Tiny note: Usually an SOS means you are about to die. (either way it would've worked here. cause Vance could've turned around to find you and abandoned the trailer.)

--- Parker has stopped the train, Subject has cuffed himself to his briefcase (as if handcuffs are gonna stop Parker.)

--- Wow, this nutter actually managed to shoot Elliot. She kept the diamond, (I get its meant to be foreshadowing, but there is no way Parker doesnt regularly carry glasscutting equipment on her anyway. Im fairly certain its one of the first tools we saw her use back in the Nigerian Job)

And Parker with the little torch-thingy. (she is definitly the next Nate) --- Were Elliots eyes always this blue? (also how overlit is this scene? He's got like, no pupil)

But yeah, somehow this guy has been the most dangerous person Elliot ever had to fight. Even the guy they had to blow a Looney-tunes style hole in the ground around with C4 didnt hurt Elliot this much.

---

Ok on to adress the 2 concerns i mentioned with this episode: The plague thing was fine, everything was contained and the thing didnt explode. If anything the real pandemic made this episode age better by giving it an escapist value. The Islamic Terrorism as a fakeout was... insensitive. I didnt like it, felt bad but not as bad as it could have been.

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Electing to be insane on main: Merc Dick Edition

Soldier: most average out of all of them, 5 inches on the dot with almost nothing special save for the fact that he’s cut. Has a shag carpet from above his dick back to his ass.

Scout: slightly below average, but he’s got a little bit of a right curve. Cut. Some hair but it’s pretty pathetic

Engineer: slightly below average but fucking girthy. Won’t hit your cervix but will fill you up, y’know? Cut. Trimmed pubes, sometimes does them in a Texas shape.

Sniper: fattest pussy on the whole team without a shadow of a doubt. Not only does it grip, it also stink bark. Hairy.

Medic: this cunt has had more dicks than most people will ever see. Literally changes on a fly. Smallest he’s ever had was 3 inches and longest was 10. Has had both cut and uncut. Has had boydick AND girldick. Has also had pussy. On occasion had both at the same time. King. Only thing that doesn’t change is his 60’s pornstar bush.

Spy: surprisingly endowed. 6 1/2 but barely any girth to speak of. Uncut. Waxed clean.

Demo: My man’s rocking 7 inches and some decent girth. Has whatever the opposite of whiskey dick is. Uncut and has an absolute rug of pubes. Shockingly well maintained pubes at that. (He keeps the edges trimmed clean and does shave his ass on account of liking it eaten, one of those people who shaves like once a week)

Pyro: nobody knows what’s down there. Is it cock? Pussy? What it is is a fun little surprise. Most people agree they probably don’t have a bush on account of the fire, but that just adds to the surprise

Heavy: motherfucker is hung like a steel reserve can. Uncut and you’re EXTREMELY thankful for it. They say size doesn’t matter it’s just how you use it, and he has both. This man is like a fucking mink coat with how thick his bush is.

Sniper does NOT have a fat pussy what are u on about. He gives completely mediocre hole

[xxgamefr3akxx]

Bands I listen to that I think Carl Grimes would listen too because I said so. (I'll probably make a part 2 of this) he's so emo

🎸Pierce the veil

-Definitely a big fan of them

-His favorite albums is probably colid with the sky and misadventures!

-DEFINITELY crys to hold on till may!

-his favorite songs would include: today I saw the whole world, stained glass eyes and colorful tears, tangled in the great escape (especially that song!) Cheap bouquet, yeah boy and doll face.

🎸Avenged sevenfold🎸

-hes such a big fan of them!!

-seize the day is HIS song

-his two fav albums are city of evil and nightmare

-relates to afterlife

-definitely rights a bunch of lyrics from their songs on his shoes

-he first heard of them on the radio in the car

-the song that was playing was bat country. He really enjoyed it Lori was about to skip it but carl told her not too

-his fav songs include: seize the day, afterlife,almost easy,bat country and buried alive

🎸system of a down🎸

-you already know this boy is a big fan of them!

-I like to think before the apocalypse happened he was walking home from school when he heard a group of older kids listening to them

-he was scared too scared to ask them what band this was and who they were so he had behind a bush so the older kids couldn't see him

-long story short one of the older kids noticed him and asked him to come out of there. Here's how it happened:

"What the- hey kid!" The older kid shouted to carl. Carl froze. They noticed him. He tried to walk away but the older kid stopped him. "Hey kid wait!" The older kid shouted. Carl hesitantly turned around "what's your name?" He asked the little kid. Carl noticed that now that the entire group of older kids were staring at him with confusion. "I-im Carl. Carl grimes sir!" Carl stuttered "well Carl grimes why were you hiding behind that bush and watching us? You a spy or something?" The older boy asked "no sir!" Carl replied "okay listen kid you don't have to call me sir I'm not a cop" the older boy chuckled "but why were you watching us?" Carl stayed quiet for a bit and then he told the truth "because I wanted to hear the song you guys were listening too, I thought it sounded cool" he confessed "oh, well kid you could have just asked us" the older boy said with a smile "yeah we'd be happy to tell you what the song or band that's playing" one of the older girls in the group spoke up "oh okay" carl smiled "so what's this band called I think they sound awesome!" Carl said with a big smile on his face. "Well Young carl grimes this band is called system of a down and the song that is currently playing by them is radio/video" the older boy said "cool, well I have to get going now my mom must wondering where I am" Carl told him "okay then but hey kid you seem cool and if you enjoyed system of a down we can show you more songs by them or better more bands that we'd think you like. We're always here just stop on by!" He said to carl "okay thank you! I'll definitely come back!" Carl said to them "oh and kid! Be careful out there it's a dangerous world out there" the older boy said to carl as he was walking away "okay I will!" Carl replied back before walking back home.

-end scene-

-his fav songs by them include:innervison, radio/video, old school Hollywood, loney day, and darts

|well these are some of the bands that I think Carl Grimes would listen too. I'm probably going to make a part 2 because there a some more bands I think he would listen too! What bands do you think he would enjoy? Also these are just my personal head canons!|

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1118: Another Chance(?) (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

1:45 p.m. at the Smash Town's Park.........

Samus: (Walking Next to Chun-Li on the Parkway Walk) So you're telling me that he kidnapped Li-Fen just to test you?

Chun-Li: ('Sigh') Pretty much. Apparently, he was told that I would entering the sixth Street Fighter tournament at the time. So rather than formally challenge like any normal person would do, he made me fight him by, in his words, "Taking the most precious thing you possess the most."

Samus: And you've manged to beat him afterwards?

Chun-Li: (Simply Nodded) I did, but the match itself felt.....surprisingly easy for, at least compared to the other opponents I've faced in the past. And him and this "Secret Society"organization of his whereabouts still remains to be unknown to this day....

Samus: (Shrugs) I wouldn't worry too much about them if I were you, babe. (Chuckles a Bit) They're probably licking their own wounds right a- (Eyes Slowly Begins to Widened) bout....now.......

Chun-Li: (Turbs to her Now Stun Girlfriend) Sammy? What's wrong? Why did you stop walking all of a sudden?

Samus: We need to hide. Now.

Chun-Li: Hide from-AH!

Samus quickly grabs Chun-Li by the arm towards and brings her to a nearby bush for the both of them hide and take cover in.

Samus: (Sughs While Looking Up at Something that Caught her Attention Seconds Ago) Shit. Picked a really bad day not to bring my binoculars with me.....

Chun-Li: (Pouts at her Girlfriend Next to Her) Sammy, what is going on now? Are we being followed or something?

Samus: Not quite. (Gently Moves Chun-Li's Chin to Where She's Currently Looking at) Take a look at that bench over there.

Chun-Li: Hmm? Oh it's Foxy. (Sees Fox Seating Down With a Blue Female Looking Vixen Next to Him in the Mid Distance) And is that a woman he's talking to right now?

Samus: That's not just any woman. (Turns Back to Chun-Li) Remember tha time I told you about his ex he dated years ago?

Chun-Li: Yeah, I think so- ('Gasps') That's her!?

Samus: Yep. Krystal, former member Star Fox and Star Wolf....(Glares a Bit More Harshly at the Blue Vixen in Particular) And the bitch who broke his heart to pieces. She better not try to fuck with him this time......

Chun-Li: (Watches the Supposed "Ex Couple's" Casually Talking With One Another) I dunno. It looks like they're getting along just fine for the most part

Samus: True.......

Chun-Li: But that won't convinced you to stop spying on them, will it?

Samus: Nope. I don't trust overly friendly conversations.

Chun-Li: ('Sigh') Of course you don't..... Can we at least move to closer hiding spot this time? I wanna have a better look.

Samus: (Looks For a Closer Hiding Spot) I see another bush nearby, but it's a little shorter than the one we're in.

Chun-Li: Close enough. Let's move.

The couple swiftly moves from to bushes to bushes without getting themselves notice (At least to the eyes of Fox and Krystal's) until they've managed to find and hide in the closest one available.

Krystal: (Giggles Softly) She sent him flying towards a nearby pole?~

Fox: (Chuckles Lightly) With one kick to the stomach. It was priceless! It almost made me feel bad for Wolf for once. But yeah, other than that, Wolf and his team are doing fine, even more so now that he got himself a girlfriend to looking after.

Krystal: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) The savage, cold-blooded Wolf O' Donnell got himself a ladyfriend? Impossible!

Fox: (Chuckles Some More) It sounds crazy, but it's true. Her name's Isabelle, an assistant of the mayor in her universe and one of the few people who could actually bring the best out someone like Wolf on occasions.

Krystal: (Giggles Softly) Well, isn't that sweet~ And I can assume you and your team are doing good as well right now?

Fox: (Happily Nodded) Of yeah, big time. Peppy's out enjoying his retirement, Slippy's became a full time mechanic, Falco's still bird brain.....(Looks Up at the Blue Skies) and I'm just sitting back and enjoying life here as usual and as I should. (Turns Back to Krystal) How about you, Krystal? I heard you've made big in the elite air force nowadays.

Krystal: (Smiles Sheepishly Why Gently Waving the Back of her Hair) I wouldn't exactly say role in the force is as bug as my associates per sat, but we have gotten lot busieras of late. (Hears a Buzzing Sound in her Jacket Pocket as She Takes her Phone Out and the Message She Received Before Sighing) And speaking of which, I'm afraid it's time for me to get going.

Fox: Yeah, I....(Gets Up From the Bench Along with Krystal) Wouldn't want make you late or anything.

Krystal: (Snickers a Bit) You wouldn't make me late at all. (Slowly Starts to Frown) But.....Fox.

Fox: Hm? What's up?

Krystal: (Looks Away While Slowly Rubbing her Arms in a Guilty Manner) I....want to apologize. For leaving the team, leaving you.....(Squeezes her Arm Tight as Tears Begins to Fall From her Eyes) Breaking your heart KNOWING you were at your absolute worst and-

Fox: (Gently but Cautiously Place his Hand Onto Krystal's Shoulder to Calm her Down) Hey, hey, hey. Simmer down a notch. It's okay. I'm not mad at you for happened.

Krystal: (Turns Back to Fox) ('Sniff') Y-You're not?

Fox: I'm not. I mean, yeah, what happened in those few days was the worst I've ever experienced, but I don't blame you for any of it. ('Sigh') If anything, I should be apologizing for causing you to leave in the first place. I knew you were capable of fighting your own battles and yet here I was holding you back and pushing you away at the same time.

Krystal: But you only acted that way because you were worried about my safety.

Fox: Yeah, but that still doesn't excuse the way I treated you. And even if I want to try and fix it, what happened in the past still happened and there's nothing I can do but to accept that and move on with my life.

Krystal: (Sighs as She Looks Down on the Ground) True.....

Fox: But even still....

Krystal: (Looks Back Up at Fox) Hm?

Fox: (Holds his Hand Out With a Soft Smile on his Face) Even if it was rough for the both of us in the past, I don't mind us starting over. (Smiles Quickly Turns into a Sheepish One) A-As friends, of course.

Krystal: (Stares at Fox For a Brief Second Before Giggling Softly) Yes!~ (Hugs Fox Lovingly) I don't mind us being friends again at all~ I missed you so much.

Fox: (Hugs Krystal Back) Missed you too, Krystal.

'BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ'

Krystal: ('Sigh') And there goes the alarm. (Pulls Away From The Embrace) I hate to cut our reunion short, but I must take my leave. (Bows to Fox) It was so nice to finally meet you after all this time.

Fox: Likewise. You uh.....Still got my phone number I gave you minutes ago?

Krystal: (Giggles Softly) Yes, Fox, I got it. Amd I'll be sure to text the moment I land to base. (Happily Winks at Fox) Promise.

Fox: Happily Nodded in Agreement While Blushing a Little) R-Right. So, take care and....good luck out there, okay?

Krystal: (Nods Back) I will and you take care too. (Waves Goodbye to Fox Before Sprinting Off) Ciao!~

Fox: See ya!

Fox waves back to Krystal as he watches her sprint off.

Fox: ('Sigh') So, you wanna come out right now.....(Finally Cease his Waving as He Puts On a Deadpinned Look on his Face) Or are you ladies gonna keep playing hide n spy inside that bush of yours?

?????: Ah shit.

Samus and Chun-Li get themselves out of the bush they were hiding in, finally revealing themselves entirely.

Samus: How did you know it was us in there the whole time?

Fox: Your buns were showing.

The girls let out and eeep sound as they cover up their respective hair buns.

Samus: (Turns to Chun-Li) I told you these buns would get us caught eventually.

Chun-Li: (Glares at her Girlfriend Next to Her) Then why did asked me to make your hair up in twin buns then!?

Samus: Cause it looks cute on me! (Turns Away While Pouting and Blushing) You said it yourself.....

Chun-Li: I did. But next if you wanna spy on people, maybe try wearing a hairstyle that DOESN'T blow your cover too easily!

Samus: (Glares Back at Chun-Li) I could say the same right back at you, girl scout!

Chun-Li: Make me, delinquent!

Samus: Oh I'll make you all ri-

Fox: Okay, let's calm down before you two start passionately making out with one another in public.

Chun-Li: (Gasps Loudly Before Pouting at Fox) Foxy! We would never do something so rexkless and vigor!

Samus: Well.....

Chun-Li: (Quickly Turns Back to her Girlfriend) Sammy!

Samus: (Quickly Hold her Hands Up in Defense) Kidding, kidding. Of course we wouldn't do that in public. But behind close doors however-

Chun-Li: (Sighs While Facepalming Herself) Just wait until we head back to the mansion, okay hun?

Samus: 'Kay. (Turns Back to Fox) So about you and Krystal-

Fox: I know. You don't trust her completely.

Samus: (Scoffs While Putting on an Awkward Look on her Face) Whaaat? Who? Me? Of course I don- ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay, fine. You got me. Sorry.

Fox: (Simply Nodded) ('Hmph') As you should be. (Smiles a Bit) But I figured you only did this to look out for me and I appreciate it. (Points at the Couple) Never do it again.

Samus: I would, but.....(Gives Fox a Playful Smirk) How else am I gonna tell if you two are dating or not?~

Fox: (Comically Glares at Samus) Well, if that's the question you want answered, then here it is: We're NOT dating!!

Chun-Li: (Place her Finger on her Chin) You sure? Your was tail wagging an awful lot when the two of your were hugging each other.

Fox: (Quickly Turns to Chun-Li While Blushing Bright Red) That's obviously because I missed seeing her for do long! It doesn't automatically means I have crush on her all over again!!! (Turns Away While Crossing his Arms) And besides, I meant it when I said I want the two of us to start over on a clean slate. The last thing I wanna do is rush it into romance, at least not yet.

Samus and Chun-Li look at each other for a brief second before turning back to Fox.

Samus: Alright. We'll try and back off on spy you guys going forward.

Fox: ('Sighs in Relief') Thank you.

Samus: Buuuuuut~

Fox: Oh goddammit.

Samus: (Walks Over to Fox and Place her Arm Around his Shoulder with a Cheeky Smile on her Face) If you guys do end up going out in the future, don't be afraid to come to us on dating advice, 'kay?

Chun-Li: (Happily Hugs Fox on the Other Side) We'll be happy to whatever we can to help out!~

Fox: ('Sighs in Defeat') Then I guess I'll keep that in mind for the foreseeable future.....(Turns to Samus) But you sure you don't mind seeing her more often if we do hang out? I can tell you're still not happy with her.

Samus: You're not exactly wrong on that assumption. But I know how important this is to you, so I'll give her a benefit of a doubt.

Fox: Wow. That's.....actually mature of you, Samus. (Smiles Softly) Thanks.

Samus: (Pulls Out her Plazma Blaster With a Dark, Intimidating Smile on her Face) However, if the bitch do try and break your heart again, she WILL have me answer for, one way or another!~ (A Spark Starts Sizzling Out From her Blaster)

Fox: (Rolls his Eyes With a Deadpinned Look) Forget I said anything.

Chun-Li: (Smiles Sheepishly) Sammy, please put the blaster away. You're gonna scare everyone away.

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[miracana]

*some of the guilds boys ( natsu, gray, gajeel, fried, warren ,alzack elf man, wakaba , jet and droy ) are having a little … get together. They’re all totally wasted and are on a “man’s only” camping trip ( as said by elf man, gajeel and jet ). They’re sat around a large campfire made by natsu himself and are drinking straight out of barrels.

Gray “HEY WATCH WHERE YOURE GOING WITH THAT BARREL NATSU YOU ALMOST KNOCKED OUT WARREN WITH IT”

Natsu “HEY SHUT UP YOU SNOW MAN ILL TAKE MY BARREL WHEREVER THE HELL I WANT TOO!!”

They both argue.

* a small handful of the guilds girls ( juvia, lucy, levi, cana, and bisca) over heard about this little get together the guys planned and decided to go on a little trip of their own… a spying trip. Currently they are making there journey through the East forest in an attempt to find the camp their guild mates have set up.

Juvia “now right as they set off I saw them all go into the forest in this direction so they must’ve set camp ahead”

Levi “yeah their plan for not getting lost was to ‘stick to the same direction they entered the forest in’ so juvias right they wouldn’t make any turns”

Cana “I must say stalking this trip is giving me quite the thrill”

Bisca “I think we should probably give this a different label, ‘stalking’ seems a little much”

Cana “Well that’s exactly what we’re doing is it not?”

Lucy “I suppose”

Juvia “I am not STALKING my darling gray, I’m simply making sure he get up to no trouble whilst on this trip. I need to make sure he doesn’t go anywhere near a person of the opposite gender, I need to track his every move, EVEN IF HE THINKS IM NOT AROUND I WILL ALWAYS BE THEIR BESIDE HIM!!”

Lucy “yep that’s stalker behaviour alright”

Juvia “WHAT DID YOU SAY”

Lucy “AHH IM SORRY IM SORRY DONT KILL ME”

Levi “hey how come Erza isn’t here? We did invite her didnt we?”

Cana “yeah but she believes this is a ‘major invasion of the boys privacy’ and she ‘will not be associated with the destruction of the net of trust between our guild mates, although interesting I’m afraid I’m unable to join you’ ( her exact words, precisely )

Bisca “boringggg”

Cana “god I know”

Lucy “what do you think they’re doing right about now?”

Levi “I’m not sure probably-

Levi was cut of by a faint sound ahead

Unknown “YOURE SO WEAK WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GROW UP AND BECOME REAL MEN HUH?”

Cana “there’s only one fool that could be, elf man”

Juvia “THIS MEANS WEVE FOUND THEIR CAMP, FINALLY !!!”

She squealed in excitement

Bisca “shhh juvia, we’re gonna have to keep a low profile if we don’t want to get caught”

Lucy “guys look! the ring of trees over there, there’s no way they’ll see us there”

The girls go and set up their own small camp. They all opted to have no tents and just sleep under the stars with sleeping bags.

Wakaba “So alzack, when are you finally gonna get with bisca huh?”

Everyone “PHAHAHA YEAH”

alzack “I- uhh what- erm- I mean- no- no not no- I MEAN”

Elfman “you loveeee her, only real men love alzack. I’m so proud of you’re achievement”

Elfman pats alzack on the back

Bisca “WHATTT!!”

Juvia “now it’s getting interesting”

She says while giggling

Lucy “I mean bisca you guys do seem pretty in love of you know what I’m saying”

natsu “oh come on dude we all know you got the hots for her *drunk hiccup*”

Alzack “what like you have the hots for Lucy?

All boys “PHAHHA YOUVE BEEN CAUGHT DUDE”

Lucy “WHAT THE HELL”

She shouts from the bushes

Cana “now this is the juicy stuff I wanted to find out, see I told you this trip would be worth it”

Bisca “HAHA you can’t talk now Lucy”

Lucy “HEY NATSU DOESN’T LIKE ME LIKE THAT THEY’RE JUST TEASING. CANT SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU AND ALZACK THOUGH”

Bisca “WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!”

Gajeel “BAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING”

Natsu “yeah as if you can talk with your levi wevi ‘OH MY GOD LEVI I LOVE YOU I WANT YOU TO BE WITH ME OH MY’

All boys “PHAHAHAHAHAUA”

Gajeel grabs natsu by his scarf

gajeel “HEY DONT TALK ABOUT LEVI LIKE THAT YOU FIRE FREAK SHUT THAT TRAP OF YOURS BEFORE YOU GET AN IRON FIST TO THE FACE”

Jet “woahhh I guess we went from having a happy drunk to an angry drunk just like that”

Gajeel “AS IF YOU CAN TALK YOU AND DROY OBSESS OVER LEVI DAY AND NIGHT!!”

Droy “WHY AM I GETTING BROUGHT INTO THIS”

Lucy “oh my god he’s getting really angry over that huh?”

Lucy looks at Levi who appears to be to surprised by gajeels reaction to respond

Warren “hey everybody calm down there’s no need to get so upset over this, surely we can all talk about the girls we like without fighting.”

Alzack “alright. Yeah yeah I like bisca so what”

All boys “WHATTT”

Wakaba “wow- I mean we all knew but I never thought I’d see the day where I’d hear it”

cana “OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY SAID IT-“

Bisca is to shocked to speak

*thud* gray falls to the floor, drunk

Fried “oh goodness gray are you alright?”

Wakaba “bro just leave him their he ain’t getting up anytime soon, anyways-“

Juvia “GRAY MY BELOVED HAS FA-“

Juvias mouth gets covered by canas hand

Cana “shhh”

All the boys turn to face natsu in unison and there’s a few second of silence as natsu looks confused

natsu “WHAT YOURE WAITING FOR ME TO SAY I LIKE LUCY NOW?!!!”

Elfman “obviously”

Natsu “I’ll talk about Lucy right after gajeel droy and jet admit their eternal love for Levi”

Gajeel “WATCH IT ASSHOLE”

Droy and jet “we- uh”

Cana “THIS IS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER. I MEAN WE WANTED TO FIND OUT JUICY SECRETS BUT THIS ?!! IT TOPS IT ALL!!”

Bisca “look at gajeel getting all defensive”

Alzack “elfman care to talk about evergreen or Cana”

Elfman “shut it alzack.”

Levi “i don’t know about this anymore guys. I mean if gajeel really does like me I don’t want to invade his privacy like this”

Lucy “what about jet and droy?”

Levi “oh they’re idiots I knew they liked me already”

Gajeel “I ain’t saying another word about Levi just drop it already”

Natsu “ok ok dude I didn’t realise *hiccup* that it was so *hiccup* personal”

Wakaba “I for one think Miras the hottest but with laxus around I don’t stand a chance”

Warren “me and you are on the same page wakaba but if laxus heard that you’d be dead”

Wakaba “she’s just so beautiful I wish I could-“

Elfman “you better shut your goddamn mouth and remeber that’s my sister your talking about!”

Wakaba “YES SIR”

Natsu “we’ll I guess that just about covers us all”

Gajeel “not quite.”

All boys “huh?”

Gajeel “Fried.”

Fried looks up at them alarmed

Gajeel “you’ve been real quiet.”

Fried “don’t forget gray-“

Droy “oh come on man he’s passed out cold”

Fried “I-“

Natsu “we all know he has the hots for laxus *hiccup*”

all boys “BAHAHA”

Lucy “PFT I MEAN ITS TRUE

Fried “I DO NOT. I LOVE HIM BUT IN THE FACT THAT HE IS MY VERY BESTEST COMPANION IN THE WORLD AND I WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH HIM”

Jet “DUDE ARE YOU HEARING YOURSELF?!”

Fried “SHUT UP”

Gajeel “damn man I didn’t realise how personal it was to you”

Natsu “AS IF YOU CAN SAY THAT”

Gajeel “SHUT IT FIRE FACE”

In the background

Wakaba “OBVIOUSLY Erzas hot have you seen those-“

Warren “Hey don’t go forgetting about Lucy”

Lucy “EW ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT OUR-“

Bisca “hey juvia?”

Juvia is sat under a tree a few meters away crying

Cana “oh no what’s wrong?”

juvia “MY DARLING GRAY IS THE ONLY PERSON THAT HASNT BEEN ASKED THAT QUESTION WHEN AM I EVER GONNA GET ME TIONE-“

Juvia is interrupted by hearing

Wakaba “juvia too, she’s so hot I ever got the chance I’d totally p-“

Gray “don’t say another word.”

Everyone turns to face him confused

Natsu “hey man I thought you were out cold?”

Gray “don’t be childish waka and keep juvias name out of your goddamn mouth alright pal?”

Levi “is gray…”

Juvias hands fly up as she grows heart eyes

Juvia “MY DARLING GRAY LOVES ME”

“Loves me, loves me, loves me”echos all throughout the east forest and all the sleeping animals wake up and fly or run far away.

Cana “oh cra-“

Wakaba “JUVIA?!!

The girls realise they’ve been caught and slowly pop their heads out from behind the bushes

Gajeel “LEVI!”

Natsu “LUCY!”

Elfman “CANA!”

Alzack “BISCA!”

All boys “YOU FOLLOWED US HERE”

fried “STALKERS”

There’s a moment of silence

Natsu “well at least erza isn’t here am I right?”

Theres another moment of silence

A sound comes from the bushes

Unknown “actually …”

everyone “ERZA?!!!”

Lucy “WHAT THE HECK YOU SAID YOU WEREN’T COMING !!”

Erza “I wasn’t going to but then my curiosity got the best of me. I was going to go over to you guys but was afraid that if I did I’d be spotted by one of the boys”

Gajeel “forget not coming WHY ARE YOU HERE?”

Cana “well we all fancied a night out and we wanted to hear what you guys were gonna say. We thought it was gonna be embarrassing stories from your younger days or something along the lines of that, but what we got was WAY BETTER”

All the girls can’t help themselves they burst out laughing

Natsu “well now that you’re here why don’t you *hiccup* join us?”

Elfman “NO HELL NO”

Jet “GUYS ONLY!”

gajeel “actually I don’t see why not”

All the boys turn to gajeel looking shocked because they knew how against he was having girls there at the beginning of the night

Levi “all right !!”

Gajeel smiles at the sound of Levi

Gray “I see that smile man”

Gajeel “SHUT IT PERVERT

Gray “PERVERT WHAT-“

Gajeel “YOURE ALMOST NAKED ALL THE TIME

gray “WHAT NO IM NOT”

Gajeel “LOOK AT YOU NOW”

Gray “WHATTTT HAVE I BEEN LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TIME ?!!”

Everyone gathers around the fire and start telling stories from the start of their time at the guild. It was a loving heartfelt moment

Natsu “*hiccup*”

Lucy “gosh natsu if you keep hiccuping like that you’re gonna hiccup a whole load of”

*BOOM* an explosion of flames engulfs the whole circle

Lucy “FIREEEEEEE”

Everyone “RUNNNNN”

The end :)