#litterally them

[alyasartblog]

Emmet So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Baby I did. I broke it…

Emmet No. No, you didn’t. Tom?

Tom Don’t look at me. Look at April.

April What?! I didn’t break it.

Tom Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

April Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Tom Suspicious.

April No, it’s not!

Deedee If it matters, probably not… Meagan was the last one to use it.

Deedee Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Meagan Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Meagan I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Deedee!

Tom Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Emmet.

Emmet No. Who broke it?

 …

Emmet I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[pangur-and-grim]

he's graduated from bringing twigs in from the catio, to dragging in full branches

[kaipassedgo]

every day i wake up and am mad at the end of steves storyline and the full and complete lack of people who GET IT

[peapodsinspace]

[Image ID: a text post, over an image of Roy and Riza from Fullmetal Alchemist. The post reads: “relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. Try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead”. /End ID.]

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[darkmuffinstudios]

HAD THE MOST INSANE DREAM JUST NOW AND THESE TWO WERE IN IT AND I WAS JUST LIKE JSVFIJVFSJIVFSIKVSFIKSFV STEALING YOU GUYS

LIKE I LITERSLLY ROLLED OUT OF BED AND GRABBED MY TABLET AND SCRIBBLED THESE GUYS BEFORE I FORGOT

SO SO SO! THE IDEA IS THAT SOMETHING SOMETHING WHEN PPL DIE, THEY GET THESE HALOS ON THEIR HEADS WHICH TIE THEM TO THE LIVING WORLD AS A SORT OF LIKE “THEY CANT MOVE ON” SORT OF THING

AND WHEN KILLER GETS KILLED, HE HAS SO MANY DIFFERENT REGRETS AND SO MANY DIFFERENT WANTS THAT HIS SOUL ESSENTIALLY SPLITS INTO TWO—. UT THEYRE STILL VERY MUCH CONNECTED? LIKE THEY ARE DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF HIM BUT NEITHER CAN MOVE ON UNTIL THE OTHER IS SATIATED AND EISJCNDJSKCSKCMDLD

GOD THESE TWO ARE SO BADASS DISJCJCJC MY OWN BRAINROT IS GOING NUTS

MAYBE MORE TO COME SOON OK BYEEEEE

[moonfableflor]

Bonus: explain who your cats are and how you got them in the tags

[phoenixcatch7]

Dp x dc twin au where Danny and Damian were in fact conjoined/siamese twins, but the most dangerous type - one head, two bodies.

Their early removal from talia being because their shape would not have allowed for natural birth, they were written off but talia begged for the chance to send them off in the lazarus pit.

By some bizarre miracle, before she turned to leave, two small bodies bobbed to the surface - identical in every way, except for the eyes. The previous blue eyes now split in two, one left, one right, and the new eyes, pit created, a bright green.

She took her child, her two children, and together, they survived.

Being removed prematurely, their early years were tough, but soon they blossomed into promising heirs for the league. In sync with every step, the closest of brothers, the league was certain the old fairy tale of twins being telepathic had been granted by the pit that separated them, the remnants of being born as one mind, one brain, one skull.

But then Danny had to flee, and leave his other half behind. Stretched by distance for the first time, the bond grew thin and stretched, and Damian grieved his brother as dead. When he started being sent on public missions, he hid his distinctive heterochromia, choosing the green in memory of the pit that had given him and his brother life.

Danny, hiding his pit aura in the ocean's worth that was Amity park, took to blue, the colour that he and Damian were born with.

Damian moves to Gotham, and continues to mourn his brother as dead, right until one day when he is twelve, when he learns what the death of your other half truly feels like.

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Their reunion is a thing of family legend. Violence runs hot in both bloodlines, ghosts are highly emotional and prone to fighting a the drop of a hat for bonding, playing, testing, every reason under the green sun. Their training and play often consisted of friendly spars, competitive spars, furious spars, venting spars. Both have been exposed to unhealthy amounts of ecto since before their birth.

There is a long, long minute of staring, before they rip themselves away and lunge at each other like wolves.

The bat family are horrified by their brutally efficient youngest suddenly barreling towards a clone (?) and trying to claw his throat open with his bare hands while openly sobbing.

It ends with them wrapped around each other crying into the others shoulder as their minds finally meet again and relax from the painful stretch for the first time in years.

But nobody else has any idea what to do.

[ghostfiish]

More brainworms

[fandommothfreak]

I think movie buff Duke Thomas should force Jason to watch the LOTR movies and literature nerd Jason Todd should force Duke to read the books.

They should make a movie night out of it and then a weekly book club that's really just Jason periodically hacking comms during Duke's patrol so he can yell at him to finish each chapter like a deranged English teacher that follows you around at work. And then they should get into heated arguments about Tom Bombadil; and Duke should get really invested in overanalyzing all the poetry in the book trilogy; and Jason should rewatch all three movies like seven times at least so he can scribble thoughts into the margins of his paperback copies, write dissertations in his head about the effectiveness of different story changes, and cry at Sam's "But I can carry you!" without having to stop reading.

And then they should repeat all of this with The Hobbit. They're both a little psychotic about it and the rest of the family is tired.

[cloud-ya]

my reaction to sonic 3 post credit scene but as shadow because I had my very cool shadow hoodie on lol

[ghosthoodie]

agent lineup!! lol:)

[xochimillilili]

Desperately need to punish, yet reward a cute little puppy, give them what they deserve after being such a cute little tease towards me all day, finally coming home to use them like they were begging for

So don't get all whiny now my love, you were just being such a fucking tease all day, getting my cock throbbing at the sight of your gorgeous body. Only right for a cute slut like you to be treated and used~ Good precious boys like you are just made to be stripped and bent over~

What's that pup? You aren't ready yet? I'm not sure baby, your pretty cunt looks real drippy just from me slapping your throbbing clit. And I can tell that you got into your toys and stretched that cute little ass of yours to be ready for me to fuck. Seems you really were all needy for this all day you fucking preciously adorableee bitch in heat~

Awww, look at you~ My cute little puppy slut seems to have run out of big words, mmh? You're whining just like a little puppy should~ That's okay little one, you don't need words now, just relax and let me take care of you. You and I are just gonna have some extra fun before our usual evening cuddle n nap time my love. I know you've been waiting to be my precious cumslut fuck pet all day~

Let's see how fucking well you can take what you beg for then pup. That's it, good boy~ I'm so proud of you baby. I bet you'll become a shaking whimpering adorableee fucked out puppy soon enough. A pup can only only take so much pain and pleasure before getting all empty headed after all~

[intriga-hounds]

i miss my puppies :(

[mixtercandy]

made bookmark designs for a zine that got canned :/

[l3irdl3rain]

The Breakfast Babies went in for another checkup today. They’re 5 weeks old now. Pancake has a little bit of an eye infection going on so she has to get some eye ointment, otherwise everyone is healthy.

There’s no question that The Flat One’s chest is starting to round out. She’s also able to climb up onto the hammocks in their cage, whereas before only Bacon and Pancake could do that.

The Flat One has also earned her real name and now has Bianca on her records. However she also will always be The Flat One to me.