#literally.

[fmab]

he lets him hit because he’s silly

[wretched-meadow]

Can't let them know I'm a multishipper💪

[soracities]

Günther Anders, from "Philosopher of the Apocalypse" by Audrey Borowski, pub. Aeon [ID'd]

[skeletoninthemelonland]

Fusionsprunt Hunter: *buys baby diapers* Personally I don't consider myself a parent *buys infant formula* a lot of energy goes into raising a child *buys baby clothes* sounds like a lot of responsibility *buys a baby carrier* and I'm way too busy and unprepared for the matter *signs the adoption papers* you could say I'm only providing the care, love and attention necessary for my apprentice to grow up into a healthy, happy and smart individual *proceeds to speak to the baby in a silly tone of voice* If I'm honest, I wouldn't be a good parent anyway-

[ranfren-confessions]

randal haters are so funny to me hes literally The Protagonist. like he's in every single lucid. you are losing by being into ranfren

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[shivroy]

shiv roy not passing me the blunt drawn on mcnuggets packaging

[minatist]

this is set after i cancelled my therapy appointment

[hunybody]

[daemonskitty]

I sleep so I can see you, but I hate to wait so long.

[im-getting-help]

I mean yeah, all is not really well but I have this little guy. Look at him, he's perfect, I love him, his mere existence brings me joy.

[motherarts]

i pressurized myself 💥💥💥💥💥💥

because i could

the creatures were chosen randomly

so my pressured sona is called ZX-192 (still MA but like :p), and was mixed with a pistol shrimp, a galapagos bullhead shark, a crocodile, an angelfish, a japanese fan lobster, and a olive sea snake

more info below

they are NOT a befriendable monster, and will kill you but they are a rare appearance so you'll most likely be fine

there are two badges that you can get, death "What'd you expect?" and surviving "HOW THE HELL?!"

they are like blitz and pandemonium, as they appear fast and will kill you if they see you, but unlike the two it doesn't matter if you hide, once they see you (unless you get into sebastians shop or they get distracted by a wall dweller) your run is basically done

their death animation (locker), they will come up to the locker, and they'll peer into it by the slit, before grinning and backing up, and aiming their pincer at you. then death

if you're not hiding then it's just they aim and then you die.

the way to tell if they are coming is the lights flickering and a scraping/scratching sound (tail against ground), sometimes even a clicking noise (pincer snap)

with the "HOW THE HELL?!" badge, you can get a suit themed around them too, with a pinkish red base and yellow secondaries and blue patches on the legs.

like the pistol shrimp, they can make their pincers (the yellow fingers in image) to their main body size.

but the mix of large and small creatures they mutated with, they just stayed a simple 5'6

they were turned over to Urbanshade after they were sentenced to death because of accusations of 1st degree murder and cannibalism of three people, these accusations weren't false either and they don't feel remorse.

Sebastian's voice line when you first die to them is simply just "I heard you die all the way from my shop! pretty loud bang you went out with eh? Lemme get you that file."

other then that his recommendation is to hide when you hear the scraping/snapping noise.

BTW EDIT THEIR VISION IS S H I T

LIKE REALLY SHIT

so the only way they'll really see you is if the lights were already off, or if you move

[spinebuster]

[jamespottersmixtape]

barty and evan can do no wrong btw

[pnkhalo]