#literally.

[zketylers]

JOSH HARTNETT as EBEN OLESON

30 DAYS OF NIGHT (2007) dir. David Slade

[ukelele-boy]

I switched to apollo POV and he immediately began to monologue

Sudden 600+ words appeared

Plot was advanced 0%

Man won't shut up

[fmab]

he lets him hit because he’s silly

[wretched-meadow]

Can't let them know I'm a multishipper💪

[soracities]

Günther Anders, from "Philosopher of the Apocalypse" by Audrey Borowski, pub. Aeon [ID'd]

[narcissisticpdcultureis]

NPD culture is constantly having to grin and bear being compared to Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher, Donald Trump, and Elon Musk

.

[skeletoninthemelonland]

Fusionsprunt Hunter: *buys baby diapers* Personally I don't consider myself a parent *buys infant formula* a lot of energy goes into raising a child *buys baby clothes* sounds like a lot of responsibility *buys a baby carrier* and I'm way too busy and unprepared for the matter *signs the adoption papers* you could say I'm only providing the care, love and attention necessary for my apprentice to grow up into a healthy, happy and smart individual *proceeds to speak to the baby in a silly tone of voice* If I'm honest, I wouldn't be a good parent anyway-

[ranfren-confessions]

randal haters are so funny to me hes literally The Protagonist. like he's in every single lucid. you are losing by being into ranfren

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[shivroy]

shiv roy not passing me the blunt drawn on mcnuggets packaging

[minatist]

this is set after i cancelled my therapy appointment

[hunybody]

[daemonskitty]

I sleep so I can see you, but I hate to wait so long.

[im-getting-help]

I mean yeah, all is not really well but I have this little guy. Look at him, he's perfect, I love him, his mere existence brings me joy.

[ask-steve-cobs]

bro really said "mods, send a deadly robotic phone that produces alarm noises towards this person"

A lovely feature, isn't it?

Really goes for the kill.

[spinebuster]