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karlyboyyy · 2 years ago

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Just… this whole chapter. Their friendship is so precious 🥹

#yes I said FRIENDSHIP #purely platonic #literally zero romance #I’m sorry but that’s one ship I just will not get on board #they are so cute AS FRIENDS I SAY #and hinata sent this photo to kageyama #AND he very excitedly asks oikawa if he’d seen any of Kageyama’s games #clearly he is in a long distance relationship with kags at the moment and is still very much in love #ok rant over #thanks for listening #karly re-reads haikyuu!!#hinata shoyo #oikawa tooru #haikyuu time skip #haikyuu!!#haikyuu!! manga

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babyb1ues · 2 months ago

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xavier’s dynamic with mc is the most goated to me because first and foremost they chill with each other like friends do. Like that’s the foundation of everything, like sure it’s the nature of the game for it to be romantic but take that away and they would still get along so well—they’re friends and they meet each other in the middle as equals and at the end of the day it’s still love. sometimes no one else will know you the way a friend does

#friendship so goated bc u show up for no reason other than love #no physical attraction to move u forward just the act of fondness for someone else #being with someone without liking them as your own friend makes Zero sense to me #love and deepspace #xavier love and deepspace #love and deepspace xavier #lads xavier #lnds xavier #xavier x reader #xavier #this came to me in a visceral reaction when that man called me kitten and i was like #I don’t even know YOU #they literally started as high school friends #u can cosplay the high school romance but u will never have it #that’s me being shady

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galedekarios · 11 months ago

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truly love how slowly but surely every companion is turned into a spineless doormat so as not to offend the fragile egos of the lowest common denominator of their playerbase or inconvenience them ever so slightly 💀

#larian has zero integrity when it comes to their own characters and story #it's just sad to witness at this point lmao #i can't believe they 'fixed' gale getting upset over the player denying him useless junk items #which was already nerfed so horribly from ea to the point of where it undermines his story #when he's literally dying slowly and in pain #gale has a list of bugs that render his romance almost unplayable #and this is the absolute non-issue that gets 'fixed'#ch: gale dekarios #vg: baldur's gate 3 #series: baldur's gate #text: personal #bg3 critical #larian critical

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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I feel unwell

#thank you to suzuki-ecstar for mentioning this to me!!!!!! 🥺#AGHHHHHHH im just dying over all the cute moments this event has caused #seb shows up on the grid and there is suddenly peace and love in the world #nando showing off the insect house is so 🥺🥺🥺🥺#and then seb coming over and complimenting it STOP IT #'new home' ah yes for bee fernando and bee seb to live in <3 🤭#okay but god damn it the bee movie has tarnished this for me #i cant even joke like 'au where they're both bees!' CAUSE THEN ITS LITERALLY JUST THE BEE MOVIE SO THANKS FOR THAT #anyways old man romance is alive and well and i am so pleased #also we got fed strollonso today but i have zero mental capacity for it! apologies!!!#f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #2023 japanese gp

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thekidsare-not-alright · 1 year ago

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autumnoakes · 3 months ago

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thinking about it actually that i do not think hecate will be very happy if melinoë and nemesis end up together. she doesn't understand why mel defends nem to her, and isn't a big fan of nemesis to begin with.

#in case we needed More cause for future drama. lmao #my hot take is that i don't think eris will be romanceable but that's just a wait and see one #(although i think everyone would be extremely confused if eris is romanceable. i think it would be funny)#hecate has like. zero problems with moros from what i can tell and she says nothing bad about icarus or arachne #(in fact she thinks of them sort of fondly)#it's Just nemesis sodjskdjdjcjdj #there's also the fact that mel just hasn't told hecate about nemesis sneaking out to go kill chronos. ever.#and she thinks that nemesis is better suited for it down to asking hecate why she hasn't taken mel's place #like on multiple occasions: 'why not send nemesis instead?'#the funniest part too is that melinoë and nemesis butt heads so often that so many people would be like o_o if they start dating #literally moros thinks they hate each other #hades 2 #melnem #hades 2 spoilers #<- idk how spoilery this is but jic

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moeblob · 5 months ago

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OCs today because I really missed them. Since I wanted details still but with less effort (aka no shading) I opted for their DND AU versions.

Not pictured: Paul (a Pauladin if you will) messing up and probably nearly dying for the fifth time.

#my characters #oops i fell in love #silly lil plot tag for my silly lil traumatized people (minus Rick he's not traumatized)#right is the cleric here and he's the main character and is best friends with brent the black haired guy #brent has ABSOLUTELY no room to talk about weird best friends #right literally calls brent fuckwad (affectionate) and has him saved in his phone as that and brent thinks its endearing #you have NO ROOM to call karen weird because she craves eldritch blasting paul #rick is just a v nice and polite guy who matches with karen on dating apps all the time #they went on one date and then promptly ghosted each other and then matched again and were like hmmmm awkward #and eventually the two become friends and she hangs out with him and there is zero romance #right and brent do eventually do the talking and the communication and eventually date im proud #since rick doesnt actually really hang out with the whole group just karen im p sure she convinces chris the gm #to make her an npc to replace best friend status because killing paul is really tempting with no consequences #right however is v much NO WAIT THERE ARE MANY CONSEQUENCES EVEN IF HES USELESS #paul off to the side hey wait thats mean :c im trying #anyway sorry i love my ocs and talk about them a lot once i start bye

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mermaidsirennikita · 10 months ago

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literally one of my favorite historical romance micro-tropes is when the hero goes to the heroine's brother (usually because the heroine has been all *Eartha Kitt voice* "Ha!!!!!! STUPID!" to a marriage proposal) to be all "waaaaaaa go make your sister marry meeeee"

and the brother is all "I shall not make her do anything she does not wish to do because I am properly the hero of a previous book or the hero of a future book and that means I must exhibit a minor regard for gender equality""

to which the current hero goes "welllllll 🥺 she may be pregnant lmao idk it's been like half an hour but SHE COULD BE"

and you just have this long dramatic pause where it sinks in and you can feel the brother hulking out

#romance novel blogging #and then it's FISTICUFFS AT DAWN!!!!!#or FISTICUFFS IN THIS FOYER!!!!#I BITE MY CHEROOT AT YOU SIR #it combines three things i love #a) dumb boy fights b) historical romance heroes' innate confidence in their virility c) romance heroes being WEIRDLY broody #they're always like 'i can FEEEEEEL my future child PERCOLATING you wouldn't UNDERSTAND a MAN KNOWS'#to this woman who's like 'i literally feel absolutely nothing'#they either need an incredibly overblown belief in their ability to sense pregnancy #or they need to have zero concept of pregnancy #to the point that the heroine could be 7 months along w their kid #and they only register DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNN SHE'S FILLED OUUUUUT

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episims · 10 months ago

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Paige "-I didn't think you'd appear after all that whining."

Alicia "Well, I didn't think so either, but Paloma's intolerable today. Even this pigpen beats her fussing!"

Talia "-oh, right, you're Felix's brother! Aw. I didn't recognize you."

Hugo "Um... I-I guess we don't look much alike."

Talia "Looking like your sibling is dull, anyway—whoops. Is Cia listening?"

Hugo "I don't think so?"

Talia "Thank watcher! Don't mention to her that she looks like Paloma. She starts this weird rant about her ears, duh. I don't get it."

Hugo "Haha... I'll keep that in mind!"

#ts2 #ts2 gameplay #the sims 2 #the sims 2 gameplay #sims 2 #sims 2 gameplay #foxfire forest #playing foxfire forest #paige shorey #talia shorey #alicia storm #lillian wells #hugo howl #hugo literally crushing on the first girl who talks to him #and at the same time paige the romance sim has zero bolts with everyone #lovely stuff

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blushouyo · 16 days ago

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"not bad, rook... for a crow." 🥲

#arrgghh #davrin why are u so mean to me #(i know why. rook annoys him lol)#their relationship is so funny to me #hes the least buddy buddy out of all the companions #makes getting under his skin amusing #side note. im a little worried that im behind romance wise #since i havent take every flirt opportunity #but i have zero idea how far through the game i am #and when romance stuff beyond flirting is supposed to trigger #if anyone could tell me. i literally just started the siege of weisshaupt quest #*praying hands emoji*#veilguard spoilers #<< just in case #personal

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zeroducks-2 · 8 months ago

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Baldur's Gate 3 Ending Spoilers Ahead :)

Okay why The Fuck can't we have a romance ending with the Emperor. Why THE FUCK NOT. WHY. THIS IS UNFAIR. LARIAN YOU ALLOWED ME TO FUCK THE GUY, YOU ALLOWED ME TO TRUST HIM AND BE THERE FOR HIM AND TURN INTO A MINDFLAYER MYSELF, AND THEN I CAN'T HAVE A ROMANCE ENDING? THE FUCK???

#okay the fact that he basically goes 'do your thing and I'll be waiting for you for as long as it takes' is sweet but #BUT #I TURNED INTO AN ILLITHID TO SAVE HIS STUPID TENTACLY ASS #(and not to have to kill Lae'zel either)#I LITERALLY TOOK THE BURDEN UPON MYSELF FOR THOSE TWO IDIOTS AND BECAME SQUID #I did all that PLUS I forsook my romance with Lae'zel and then the game fucking ends with A LETTER?#NOT EVEN AN IN-PERSON GOODBYE?#LARIAN??? HELLOOOO?#I had a whole sequence of Karlach going to Avernus with Wyll which don't get me wrong I'm glad she's fine!#I was so scared she was going to die!#but why is that the only cutscene I get #nothing about the other characters and most of all NOTHING ABOUT THE EMPEROR #the narrator goes 'you won't have to face this burden alone anymore' and my shippy ass was already smiling ear to ear #thinking 'cause I'll be with the Emperor right'#'I'll be with the Emperor right...?'#and then cuts to black. what the fuck. What the actual fuck.#Larian you buffoons shouldn't have let me have sex with him if you didn't have a romance ending. No I'm serious I feel scammed #'Zero are you really complaining about not having a romance ending with the tentacle fucking thing' YES #YES DO YOU KNOW ME YES HE'S THE BEST CHARACTER IN THAT GAME

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feathercreates · 1 year ago

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Me: Why yes, I'm having a wonderful time playing Baldur's Gate 3! (:<

My character: Literally just Genesis Rhapsodos isekai'd into DnD

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #genesis rhapsodos #final fantasy vii #crisis core #final fantasy 7 #genesis #I have zero shame #look at my boy he is perfect #how I cope having no new content of him bar CCR for 15 years #I MAKE MY OWN CONTENT BABY #also he is basically down to romance ANYONE so I'm having a tough choice over here #kind of gunning for Astarion #but TBH he'd be happy with Gale because yay magical/weird illnesses #and Karlach because she's amazing and literally on fire

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meguwumibear · 6 days ago

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sure my irl tells me he loves me but does he ever tell me that every part of my body whispers temptation? that it's as if the gods made me just to ruin him? i dont think so

#started this playthrough thinking i might romance gale #but im sticking with astarion lmfao #though i had no idea that if you agree to sleep with him at the celebration that all the other companions know fjdsahjlas #also when does the dark urger start urging because literally the only time it made itself known was with alfira and there was ZERO #consequences for it #im at the forge so i'll be in act 2 shortly

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sea-jello · 1 year ago

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