#literally such a lucky woman
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"she is thriving" - @the-blind-assassin-12
#literally such a lucky woman#sorry i had to cut the last one short because tiddies#i might add that one tho just to mess with tumblr again#i am a rebel#lol#jose pedro balmaceda pascal#game of thrones#got#oberyn#oberyn martell
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Screaming crying her little smile her sweet eyes how can those munchkins hate her HOW DARE THEY HURT MY SKRUNKLYS FEELINGS MUNCHKINS WHEN I CATCH YOU-
#no but like Elphaba literally is the most beautiful woman in Oz on god#Glindas so lucky she gets to tap that 😔#wicked#elphaba thropp#gelphie#galinda upland#glinda x elphaba
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Silly little darling!
#utahime#jujutsu kaisen#Jjk#iori utahime#utahime iori#Art#My art#Artists on Tumblr#The way mappa gave her all that screen time with the emotional range of a silly young woman with a earnest heart#Ma'am I'm in love wichuuu#Also her voice actress is so goood#Now I wait for shibuya just to see her again for 5 seconds and repeat#It's literally 1 Utahime appearance per arc if we're lucky
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Practice doodles!!!! Holding her hand (she cut it off blehhhg)
#melisha tweedy#mrs tweedy#chicken run#chicken run 2#fanart#art#doodles idk brah#im literally ilove w her#my first ever woman crush#i wanna actually try draw her more often bc shes my fav#shes so hawt anyways#mark reggie and willard were lucky mfs damn
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PSA, keep your dog on a leash when you're in a public, unfenced area. dedicated to the lady that just tried to reassure me, "no she's nice! put your dog down! she's nice!" babe i believe you when you say your dog is nice. what you have not considered is that the dog I am holding is NOT nice and WILL attempt to attack your dog if I put him down. also we are RIGHT next to a busy road and there is Nothing stopping your dog from running into traffic. pls put her on a leash im literally begging you it is SO dangerous for her to not be on a leash here
#rye.txt#the dog I was walking is my grandma's dog and#for the first 10 years of his life#he was NEVER around other dogs or socialized with them#he is CRAZY reactive but it's never been a problem because I keep him on a short leash+harness so there's no chance of him#slipping out and charging at another dog#bUT THAT DOESNT HELP WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER A DOG THATS NOT ON A LEASH AND SPRINTS DIRECTLY AT YOU#im lucky he wears a harness for walks because I was able to just snatch him up directly with the leash#and then spent a solid two minutes dodging the excited dog with her owner going 'put your dog down! she's nice! put him down!'#trying to explain to this woman that I cannot in fact put him down because he WILL start a fight with your dog#it literally took several minutes before the woman realized I was saying 'yes your dog might be nice but MINE ISNT'#'NOW PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT HER ON A LEASH'#augh im so frustrated. like I get what she was saying. she was trying to diffuse the situation like#the dogs just need to get acquainted and then they'll play#but like. GIRL. you are at least in your mid 40s you should be old enough to be able to listen when people tell you that a situation is bad
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Auntie P being the most beautiful woman at the party despite only being there for 2 seconds. Her power!!!!!
#me?? obsessed with the older supporting character on a show with young canon lesbians?? seems pretty on-brand if I do say so myself#not my fault that I'm old lol#anin and pin are adorable but they are BABIES your honour!!!#I need someone age-appropriate to crush on I don't make the rules#anyways not to be a sappy lesbian but oh to be the lucky woman that gets to put a smile on that beautiful face le sigh#also I'm in love with her dress!! it's literally a shade of my favourite colour#absolutely gorgeoussssss#sidenote: I gotta tell you that making these shitty screencap posts with these youtube shows is a nightmare and a half lmao#bc of the way print screen works on my computer and the fact that you can't pause youtube w/o the progress bar showing up and staying there#and yet here I am painstakingly spending half an hour on 2 screencaps#just to have her beautiful face immortalized on my blog for all eternity#the things I do for you auntie p! the things!!!!#the loyal pin#shitty screencap posts (TM)
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As much as I love hanging out with my girlfriend in vc, it does have one fatal downside. When she goes to bed, she tells me she loves me before we disconnect, and of course I tell her that I love her too, but then I cannot keep shouting about how much I love her for the several hours afterwards that I spend with that consuming my every thought
#So instead I'm posting about it on www dot Tumblr dot com#I love her so much oh my God#I've literally never been as happy as I am when I'm spending time with this woman#She is so incredible and I'll never know how I was lucky enough to end up with her#So I'm just going to enjoy every moment we get to share together#wlw lesbian#wlw mood#wlw positivity#wlw sapphic#wlw post#wlw yearning#wlw love#wlw longing#Wlw long distance#wlw#lesbian pride#lesbian love#lesbianism#lesbian yearning#t4t lesbian#lesbian#sapphic things#sapphic love#sapphics#sapphic#t4t yearning#wlw t4t#t4t love#t4t
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like it's really genuinely not the buck show to me but i post about him a lot anyway because as a character he is simply hysterical. refers to himself in terms of 1.0 2.0 etc because he's like hyperaware of his own capacity for change but also doesnt really do anything on purpose he just sort of encounters things. got into the job he's obsessed with and has no friends or hobbies outside of more or less on accident. like it just happened. wound up dating a woman sixteen years older than him because they got crushes on each other over the phone and when he found out she was 42 was like oh nice! i wondered why you always call instead of text but that makes sense. spends six whole seasons not figuring himself out but going 'can it be for the girls the gays and evan? if it's not too much trouble?' hated his best friend slash crush slash situationship for a single day for being hotter and better at everything than him, then became insanely attached and within a year was more or less coparenting with the man. has NOT thought this through. once sued his department to get his job back after a career-altering injury and then after a couple weeks he got the job back and it was never an issue again. kind of figure-obsessed but also doesnt care at all. he believes in ghosts, full-moon madness, and curses. introduced as that one overly reckless guy in the company who disregards the rules for his own daredevil whims and then gets one lecture from his boss and becomes so responsible that he turns into that one overly regulations-conscious guy in the company who walks around with a list of memorized specifications and gets antsy when stuff isn't up to par. i dont even think he has a written character i think it's just oliver getting out there throwing on his best american accent and going to town on it
#everybody else has clearly defined arcs. relationships. personality quirks. not this guy!#athena might be a new divorcee attempting to loosen up who possesses a strong set of principals and livetweets everything she watches#bobby might be a recovering alcoholic who is literally at fault for the deaths of his family and doesnt feel he deserves anything ever agai#chim might be a happy-go-lucky family man who pushes down any pain & uncertainty in order to continue being The Reliable Guy until he break#maddie might be squashed down and lack confidence after a long-term abusive relationship and have trouble knowing who she is anymore#hen might be a beautiful wonderful woman with a soft heart and a friendly attitude who often makes devastatingly stupid decisions#BECAUSE she's nice#eddie might be a single parent whose army machismo background prevents him from understanding when he needs help or asking for it at all#but evan buckley just has one goofy brain cell ping ponging around in there and occasionally it bonks him in the brow chakra#and he says something incredibly wise#weewoo#q
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i just simultaneously cried and danced for the past 2 hours. i love u and everything but also fuck the world kind of. i am holding u so close to my breaking heart
#for context if anyone cares - one of my favourites artists ever came to my country for the first time#and for reasons i was not able to go. so my wonderful wonderful wonderful friend who i am genuinely so lucky to have facetimed me during my#favourite songs and i swear i cried all the tears i have in me. maybe it’s just because i have literally never gotten close to interacting#or even just seeing any of my favourite artists in real life and this wasn’t even real life but it was live and in my home and wow. god.#music means the goddamn world to me i think and i am feeling. like a changed fucking woman but how will I ever repay my friend for this lif#altering experience FUCK I LOVE. YOU. AND FUCK#(also it doesn’t help that this artist kinda literally saved my life. FUCK X2)
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With series like supernatural, there's this weird habit of writing the women so horribly or one note that it circles around to making so much of the men be inadvertently written as some form of queer/queer coded. Especially since so much of the women they go on conquest for are so plain or have no ambitions or depth of their own, all the men that pursue them just feel like characters going through intense compulsory heterosexuality.
#juno.txt#spn#be warned this might change since im in season 7#but lisa. jo. ellen. and literally every woman up to that point play three roles#the helper/mom. the conquest/sex appeal. or the evil enchantress that they will slay by the end of the episode#if your lucky youll get a hybrid like ruby
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mayhaps I may one too many jokes about sagau characters rigging my pulls because this is getting ridiculous now..
#I am literally at a loss for words THIS CANNOT BE REAL??????#I feel like ive finally lost it. no words to describe the absolute devastation i felt upon seeing her on my screen AGAIN#SHES BEEN HAUNTING ME FOR YEARS#I rerolled for her and venti at launch and this is the price i pay for benching her. she ruins my 50/50s and other pulls.#80 pity. for the record. on the dot. exactly#on standard.#no tighnari or dehya or like#anyone new. no#c8 jean. for the record. my highest con besides her? c2 diluc & c2 cyno.#do you understand. C2. MY JEAN IS C8.#made one too many jokes but i dont think its a joke anymore this is literally not even funny HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN#am i really lucky to only ever jean in pulls or really unlucky to get only one character bc the chances of that have got to be like#impossible#will this woman ever stop haunting me??? I am leaning towards no.#hoyo needs to pay for my therapy after this#also yeah i blocked out my uid i dont wanna be percieved as real 🏃♂️
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chuuya would complain that dazai is way more irritating and annoying and even more of an asshole now, but hed never have any real bite behind those words. hes actually really glad that dazai looks so much more alive and happier than he did in the mafia. he's glad that dazai is living a good life, that he is able to live in the light even though he has grown in the dark.
dazai would whine that he no longer has his little pet dog to do all his paperwork and fighting for him, but he really means that he misses having chuuya by his side. he would shit-talk mori and mess with chuuya's missions in an attempt to bring chuuya with him into the light
#soukoku#ah yes the sixth love language: shit-talking#they are literally so bad at communicating you could lock them in a room for a year and theyd only say 'i love you' on the last day#and thats if youre lucky#they miss each other but also not rlly bc its canon that they both watch each other a freakish amount#dazai who constantly thinks about chuuya ever since they met. chuuya who keeps track of every woman dazai takes out.#they both complain(read: talk about extensively in a down-bad way) to their co-workers about the other even after dazai leaving
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EXAMINERS ARE OUT HEHEHEHEHE
#i got that evil anatomy woman but she knows me and i know her and she drew a heart in my student card when she signed her name lmao#she expects me to geek out so if i don't it isn't likely for her to fail me?#and for histology i got ANOTHER person who knows me i was literally alone in the amphitheatre with that woman dhsjufisjfid#either wayyyy pretty lucky i'd say!!!!#jo in the tardis*
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reminiscing on my lemon twigs shows and missing my silly little guy so fuck it enjoy this Michael Compilation™️ of him in every pic we have together
#my boy… how i miss my boy#(it’s literally been a week akdhdkdhk i am dramatic)#i’ll have been to lucky number 13 shows by the end of the year !!#anyway! he is like a beautiful woman to me.#the lemon twigs#michael d’addario
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SORRY BUT IM JUST TOO PRETTY TO BE UPSET
#like you genuinely think god doesn’t love me#I don’t even BELIEVE and I get to look like this AND IM OLD#I lol randomly all the time about it honestly#like if I just do a HEH to myself it’s because I remembered#im literally pretty lol and such an asshole#and like just for being honest mind you#not a making shit up asshole not a violent asshole not a malecious asshole just like a normal oh that hurt your feelings why why WHY DID IT#you fucking know why it did and that also why I said it cause IT TRUE you dumb cow#you MADE PEOPLE and you care about screens over all else like like like hfksbekfkgjevdb die the death you deserve#me? PRETTY AND LUCKY ME??? imma die in my sleep like a mf princess#actually they got some quantum chip now I think it possible you could die body wise but your brain forever could think it alive because chip#I don’t understand it lol it was scary to listen to the man explain it actually and then I was like oh maybe that why aliens arecoming more#i am rambling in the tags like a heathen#it’s fine#it’s not 11pm or anything#tomorrow won’t be a long ass day or anything#CHRISTMAS IS IN A WEEK#we better go see the mf lights#im getting my car inspected tomorrow and im nervous about it#is $500 enough monies for things they would need to fix for it to pass lmao cause#if not i gotta use a credit card and i hate doing that with them#also they usually just make it do a pass and then make me come back to fix the things later cause they know where i work lol#and also i am loyal as shit#and also the lesbians i know who not approve of my trans-woman-are-just-men stance which isn’t illegal to have lol biology isn’t illegal#yet
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Just saying once Assassin's Creed Shadows comes out and I can actually afford it I will be so annoying about it. gimme those beautiful MCs nowwwww
#You get to play as an Asian woman and a Black man literally how did we get so lucky#RARE ub*soft w#I'm so so happy the white male players are so angry about it too I hope they choke to death on their own bigotry for real#I'm actually so excited for this game I haven't been excited for an AC game since valhalla
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