#literally such a lucky woman

[pedro-pedrito-pascalito]

"she is thriving" - @the-blind-assassin-12

[teaitis]

Silly little darling!

[darkrootmushies]

Practice doodles!!!! Holding her hand (she cut it off blehhhg)

[niuxita21]

Auntie P being the most beautiful woman at the party despite only being there for 2 seconds. Her power!!!!!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

job applications: this is entry level! anyone can apply!

job applications: ...as long as you've done at least six months of highly specific work, or have this exact degree, or if you kissed a chicken during the last moon of 2012-

[rileys-battlecats]

PSA, keep your dog on a leash when you're in a public, unfenced area. dedicated to the lady that just tried to reassure me, "no she's nice! put your dog down! she's nice!" babe i believe you when you say your dog is nice. what you have not considered is that the dog I am holding is NOT nice and WILL attempt to attack your dog if I put him down. also we are RIGHT next to a busy road and there is Nothing stopping your dog from running into traffic. pls put her on a leash im literally begging you it is SO dangerous for her to not be on a leash here

[july-19th-club]

like it's really genuinely not the buck show to me but i post about him a lot anyway because as a character he is simply hysterical. refers to himself in terms of 1.0 2.0 etc because he's like hyperaware of his own capacity for change but also doesnt really do anything on purpose he just sort of encounters things. got into the job he's obsessed with and has no friends or hobbies outside of more or less on accident. like it just happened. wound up dating a woman sixteen years older than him because they got crushes on each other over the phone and when he found out she was 42 was like oh nice! i wondered why you always call instead of text but that makes sense. spends six whole seasons not figuring himself out but going 'can it be for the girls the gays and evan? if it's not too much trouble?' hated his best friend slash crush slash situationship for a single day for being hotter and better at everything than him, then became insanely attached and within a year was more or less coparenting with the man. has NOT thought this through. once sued his department to get his job back after a career-altering injury and then after a couple weeks he got the job back and it was never an issue again. kind of figure-obsessed but also doesnt care at all. he believes in ghosts, full-moon madness, and curses. introduced as that one overly reckless guy in the company who disregards the rules for his own daredevil whims and then gets one lecture from his boss and becomes so responsible that he turns into that one overly regulations-conscious guy in the company who walks around with a list of memorized specifications and gets antsy when stuff isn't up to par. i dont even think he has a written character i think it's just oliver getting out there throwing on his best american accent and going to town on it

[strawberryfaced]

i just simultaneously cried and danced for the past 2 hours. i love u and everything but also fuck the world kind of. i am holding u so close to my breaking heart

[zadien]

I find it fascinating that a whole plot line in season six episode one was dedicated to Nolan having the last shift "curse". Nolan, of all people. Like that wasn't just a normal day for him. Like he's not the most cursed man in the precinct. No disrespect or anything, but Nolan made an enemy of the entire Motor Dept in the first season because he couldn't stop destroying his shop. He went on holiday and found himself in a gun fight. The man is a trouble magnet but no, it was the curse of the last shift.

[lovesickeros]

mayhaps I may one too many jokes about sagau characters rigging my pulls because this is getting ridiculous now..

[monarchamos]

chuuya would complain that dazai is way more irritating and annoying and even more of an asshole now, but hed never have any real bite behind those words. hes actually really glad that dazai looks so much more alive and happier than he did in the mafia. he's glad that dazai is living a good life, that he is able to live in the light even though he has grown in the dark.

dazai would whine that he no longer has his little pet dog to do all his paperwork and fighting for him, but he really means that he misses having chuuya by his side. he would shit-talk mori and mess with chuuya's missions in an attempt to bring chuuya with him into the light

[lilacerull0]

EXAMINERS ARE OUT HEHEHEHEHE

[glimmerbolan]

reminiscing on my lemon twigs shows and missing my silly little guy so fuck it enjoy this Michael Compilation™️ of him in every pic we have together

[likesummerrainn]

ROH Weekend of Champions | 04.28.06

[shevr]

Just saw an irl picture of you after months of following and holy moly you’re super cute! And at this point anyone who misgenders you must be blind or a jerk because you really don’t look masculine at all(if you don’t mind me saying).

thank uuu u honestly i generally get decent luck on that i think the recent uptick in it lately is maybe due to another hair removal session some time ago that made my remaining facial hair a bit more visible for a while & that'll have played in it bc really people kinda just make a quick subconscious judgement on that based on a random sum of things they notice

(thanks to you as well hell yeah keep on likin girls they're worth it)

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I can now officially declare that there is in fact a plot to the Fast & Furious movies, and the plot is "group of poly overdramatic morons trip and faceplant into being international special ops, probably because they're given the jobs nobody else wants. news at eleven."