#literally screaming lmao this person deserves an award

[gunsatthaphan]

someone made them do this at the Book Expo today and I'm just kjsdhfs 😭😩🫶🏻🫳🏻🥹

[acehoons]

zb1’s reactions to their idol!s/o’s performance at an award show . . !

☆! ot9 x reader. fluff. 740 words. requested. ‎‎‎‎‎‎ㅤ[ 🎧 ] now playing . . favorite girl by justin bieber

a/n: reader is only a best friend in yujin’s part! you can look at it romantically but it was not written that way.

% . . kim jiwoong

literally the MOST excited

has to physically stop himself from jumping in his seat once the hosts announce that your group was about to perform next

does not gaf if there are cameras, he WILL cheer you on

smiling the whole time lmao

brags to the other zb1 members about you

“see that? that’s my s/o!!!”

has dozens of fancams of him hyping you up from where he’s sat

your biggest fanboy, i swear

more utc.

% . . zhang hao

turns into a pageant mom

has his eyes glued to the screen, monitoring your moves

honestly fans thought he was upset at u or something, but in reality he was just so utterly focused and transfixed by you

smiles so wide by the time your performance finishes

won’t be able to talk to you right after because of the show

but expect a tight hug when the two of you meet backstage

“i’m so proud of you”

if he cries no you did not see it. yeah you did

% . . sung hanbin

another proud mom bf

is probably the loudest person in that venue/stadium

cheers your name extra loud during your group’s fanchant

forces the other members to cheer you on as well

has a clip of him trending online where he could be heard screaming

“go [y/n]! that’s my girl/boy!”

acts all shy after your performance ends

like he didn’t just yell at the top of his lungs moments ago

is just so incredibly happy for you

% . . seok matthew

smiling the whole time

this boy’s cheeks r probably gonna ache from how wide he’s smiling throughout the performance

would def sing along to your parts

tells the other members about how hard you’ve been practicing

“s/he practiced that high note for an entire week!!!”

can be seen taking videos of you on stage

will melt if you look at him mid-song

doesn’t care if people are filming him

his attention is all on YOU

% . . kim taerae

clapping the whole time

his eyes will never leave u i swear

cheers during your adlibs

def the type to praise u A LOT after performance

“babe you were AMAZING !!!”

laughs when he sees videos and photos of him reacting to your performance online

even shares some memes with you

he doesn’t mind it, just shows that he’s probably the proudest bf in the world when u perform

% . . shen quanrui

tries not to react much at first

gotta keep that cold image,, or so he thinks

def forgets that he’s supposed to be stoic and yells during your part

claps extra loudly and gives u a standing ovation after your performance

tries to praise you after but just gets embarrassed and shy

“you did.. well..”

might have secretly bought some flowers to give u after the show

i mean,, you deserve it right

% . . kim gyuvin

BOY

the stadium is going to SHAKE with how loud this mans is

cheers louder than ur fans istg

the type to be dancing with you during your performance

doesn’t care if and when the staff scolds him lmao what r they gonna do??? kick him out???

you could even hear his voice in one of the fancams for ur performance

“LET’S GO [Y/N] !!!!!!!”

will absolutey lose his mind if you get a killing part

someone save this boy

% . . park gunwook

will try his best not to cheer too loud

but he’ll lose his composure during your part and just screech

like. pterodactyl screaming.

prepare your ears after because this boy is not going to let you go until he’s praised you a thousand times

you thought your fans were loud? wait til’ you hear him backstage

“[Y/N]YOUWEREAMAZINGIMSOPROUDYOUDIDSO—”

will take photos of your performance and post it online to brag to everyone

i swear he’s probably the president of your fansclub or something

% . . han yujin

is absolutey mesmerized by you

his boba eyes would be twinkling while he watched you perform

would probably be speechless, unsure of how to react

wouldn’t even be able to cheer or clap for you, because he’s just, so shocked !!

“woah.. s/he’s so good..”

would congratulate you by giving you a real tight hug backstage

will definitely want to watch all of your other live performances from now on

you just got yourself another fanboy

acehoons © 2023

[rachadoodz]

ACT 2 HOLY SHIT

Well I get to scratch some things off my bingo card lol lol

Holy THEMES batman. If anyone is missing the message of this show, like, there is no hope. They are being way more obvious about it than I had expected, but all the better maybe.

I spent hours of my life yesterday pondering over the story design of this show and its really amazing to see it playing out. I might still have to write about it. It's a fantastic system for building characters and it works so fucking well. Lmao Caitlyn and Maddie. I guess she's not a spy?...Be just have another gay ass enforcer on our hands. What a miss matched couple, but she seems nice I guess? A counter to Ambessa whispering in her ear...? Caitlyn was way less wrathful than I thought she'd be. She was really just depressed, turned colder. I'm still a little underwhelmed with her story tho. Thought we'd get an important "stepping back from the brink" moment. I wanted that honestly. But perhaps that will come later and be specific to Jinx. Also I thought we'd spend more time seeing her weaponize her pain and see much more up close and personal dictatorial ugliness. The oppression and class tension was there, but we didn't get to dig into it? Kind of...mmm about that. I'm sure tumblr.com will have plenty of thoughts like "The show glossed over it to keep her likeable!!!!" But I'm guessing its more due to the limited run time of the show in general. The story as a whole doesn't get the time it really deserves to breathe. But that's the cost of LOTS of story with limited time. Just the realities of a really, really expensive tv show.

MAGICAL MEL, MAGICAL MEL. DOOMED TO CURSE HER FUTURE CHILD. AHHHH. Again, it's a curse this show is so short. Goddamn it, I want more time with this story.

I cried, ep 6 made me shed tears. Its a new favorite episode. God damn. Also also the mixed media memory montages are so, so touching and brilliant. Just so beautiful.

Not beast man vander in a trench coat!!!!!! loooool Also holy symbol bat man. Vander is the loved one we can never change for the better, even with all the love and support in the world. Doomed to harm you, even though they still love you deep down. Some things can never be repaired.🥲

The dying scream of the Arcane is the stuff of nightmares. The sound team deserves all the awards. ALSO i love that windchimes are a universal hippy co-op SFX. I laughed. Fucking hippies and their windchimes.

Sort of sad tho, that Caitlyn and Ambessa legit bonding. Cait hurt her feelings! Lol! On top of just political betrayal. You can tell Ambessa had wished for this relationship with Mel, much like how Jinx enjoyed being girly with Isha, something that just wouldn't happen with Vi. Thats fuckin juicy. That fucking ending. I was literally aghast. OH so the old jinx will flare up. And paired with the still grieving Caitlyn...OKAY there we go. Maybe I'll get more of what I wanted to see then.

Also if Caitlyn doesn't build a memorial on the bridge by then end of ACT 3 I'll eat my shoe. It's a symbolism. The cutting between the makeshift undercity memorials and the one to the council. LIKE COME ON. Reconciliation BRO. THEMES

Less sure about a Cait/Vi love scene now tho. Because they just worked together like instantly. Caitlyn didn't have to do much to win back her trust..but maybe I'm wrong, maybe Vi will be extremely romantically guarded and that tension will be payed off with a love scene... but mmm. Less angst between them than I thought.

[virtual-toast]

Scream Queens VH1 recap - Season 1 Episode 2

Michelle, Sarah, Kylah, and Jessica come back from the grand ballroom and the rest of the girls are shocked and/or pissed that Jo-Anne went home instead of Kylah. Lindsay says “This house will mourn the loss of Jo-Anne” and Sarah, in tears, calls her “such a sensational actress”, which are both super melodramatic reactions, you knew Jo-Anne for three days, but okay. Meanwhile Kylah has no idea why everyone is upset that she’s still there haha.

The following day sees Kylah declaring the house has been divided into the “queen bitches” (herself, Michelle, Lina, and Angela) and the “more homely girls” (Marissa, Lindsay, and Sarah). I’m assuming she’s put Tanedra and Jessica in the latter category too but she doesn’t mention them specifically. The bitchy girls talk shit about the other girls behind their backs, specifically about how they think Sarah didn’t deserve to win the previous episode, that she’s ugly and annoying, etc.

The girls meet up with Shawnee who tells them they have 15 minutes to dress themselves up and impress a casting director (Kelly Wagner, who seems pretty cool tbh) with the winner getting a guaranteed callback. While getting ready, Michelle and Angela mention that if the winner is not one of the bitchy girls, the competition must be rigged. An awful lot of confidence for week 2, lol.

The girls go back into the room with Shawnee and meet Kelly. They take turns doing a sort of one on one interview / audition, which I’m gonna summarise in dot points because they each get a small amount of screen time:

Lindsay talks about being a child actor and Kelly says that means she probably actually has a harder job than someone just starting out. Lindsay is wearing a weird sort of frilly top and skirt with polka dots but it somehow doesn’t really work for her shape, and Kelly mentions it as well as Shawnee straight up calling her frumpy. True, but also, rude.

Lina goes up and immediately shakes Kelly’s hand. She doesn’t even get a word out before Kelly is like “yeah no, don’t shake casting directors’ hands, personal space / germs” etc.

Kylah talks about playing Price is Right with her brother which Kelly says is a bad choice because she’s automatically associating herself with being a model rather than an actress. Kylah proceeds to mention that she wants to “get ugly, get dirty, like Halle Berry did in Monster.” cringe

Marissa gets up and starts off on this huge spiel about how horror films are like modern Greek tragedies and everyone is just staring at her like GIRL WHAT.

Michelle introduces herself and Kelly asks if she primarily does theatre because of her big personality. Michelle proceeds to brag about being Miss Teen Texas.

Jessica is wearing a smart-casual outfit of jeans and a simple white top with her trademark giant hoop earrings. Kelly comments on her look being unique. Jessica is kinda speaking like a cute little girl who doesn’t want to let the evil out??

Angela mentions how she thinks she has the stereotypical horror “look”. Her outfit isn’t relevant but I have to mention it anyway - it honestly looks like she cut the top off a blue evening gown to wear as a shirt?? and then just jeans. Like idk.

Sarah introduces herself and Kelly immediately comments on her unique nasally voice.

Tanedra tells Kelly that she has no formal training. Kelly says “And you think you can beat out all these girls?” and Tanedra’s like YES. Fuck yeah get it girl.

So Kelly goes ahead and gives her overall impressions - Kylah has no personality, Angela has the best horror look, Lindsay looks like the best friend rather than the leading lady, Marissa is the one she didn’t remember, and she liked Jessica’s personal style. Ultimately she gives Jessica the guaranteed callback, and also sends Lindsay and Marissa for makeovers which Michelle finds hilarious.

The girls go back into the house and Kylah proceeds to have a tantrum about not winning, stating that if the casting director was a man the results would have been different. But get this, she DOES NOT CHANGE EXPRESSION THE ENTIRE TIME. Even when she’s yelling “I’M ABOUT TO CRY” she literally just has this blank look on her face like is she actually made of wax?? Meanwhile Lindsay and Marissa have their makeovers, Lindsay gets a cool short reverse A-line bob cut and looks really badass, while Marissa gets her hair dyed jet black and cut in choppy layers. It looks fine but you can tell by her face Marissa is not happy.

The girls go to Homa’s class and since the week is all about first impressions, they have to do freeze frame shots of particular expressions, I guess so they can see what they actually look like vs. what they think they look like or something. Most of the girls do pretty well, Tanedra kills it again, Marissa bombs, and Kylah once again LITERALLY DOES NOT CHANGE EXPRESSION. What the fuck.

Back at the house the girls are all gushing over Lindsay and Marissa’s makeovers, Michelle voices her jealousy despite earlier thinking it was hilarious, and Angela is mad that she’s no longer the only one with her “look”, even though she and Marissa don’t look the same at all, the only similarity is the colour of their hair?? Marissa goes and has a cry about her hair because she’s now lost all her confidence and honestly it’s actually kinda sad / hard to watch.

The next day they find one of the rooms in the house has been filled with creepy dolls and of course one of them is actually a person that jumps out and scares them because omg what a funny prank haha. The “doll” tells them their director’s challenge is a photoshoot which many of the girls are stoked about. They’re basically given generic horror themes and have to shoot the poster. Dot points again!

Lina gets “Tie Die” and her costume is literally a length of rope that’s wrapped around her. She immediately cracks the shits and goes into full blown diva mode, complaining about her costume, how apparently difficult her theme is compared to other girls, telling the makeup and hair people how to do their jobs, etc. Whaaaaat, Lina is a bitch?? This is brand new information!! Unfortunately she still does a really good job with the photoshoot.

Lindsay gets “Blinded By the Fright” and her costume is a hospital gown and white contact lenses, which she has difficulty putting in but is EXTREMELY polite about it with the makeup lady (a nice juxtaposition to Lina’s bitch fest). Lindsay also does really well in the photoshoot.

Kylah gets “Thin Skin” which she comments sounds like a porno, lmao. Her costume is literally just black liquid latex painted all over her body and the other girls are fucking FROTHING with jealously. Kylah proceeds to completely bomb the challenge, giving absolutely no emotion and James literally has no idea how to direct her.

Michelle gets “Don’t Go in the Water” and is basically just wearing a bikini, but then James dumps a bottle of cold water all over her. She does really well in the photoshoot.

Sarah gets “Blood Skate”, her costume is just a bloody ice skating outfit, and she does okay.

Tanedra gets “Prom Scream”, she is wearing a bloody prom dress, and she does really well.

Jessica gets “The Butcher’s Girl” and she’s literally wearing a hat, gloves, no shirt, just an apron and shorts? And there’s blood? This one confuses me. She does okay.

Angela gets “Monster’s Wedding” which some of the other girls (correctly) complain is SUPER easy - she’s literally in a wedding dress posing with a bloody hand prop. She does fine but I mean all she has to do is stand there and smile??

Marissa gets “Mummy Maker” and she’s wrapped in what I assume are bandages but it looks like toilet paper? She’s pretty covered, including the bottom half of her face, and she’s supposed to be seductive but honestly it kinda just feels like an awkward interpretive dance??

The next day back at the house, Marissa vents to the other girls about her insecurity with her new hair. Like I know it’s just hair but it’s kinda sad, they completely changed her look which obviously fucks with her confidence. The girls get their photoshoot posters and everyone is stoked except Marissa (rightfully) and Lindsay, who basically has an anxiety attack and hates hers even though everyone is telling her how great it is. Whoo boy I relate to Lindsay so hard. Jessica reads the list which summons Marissa, Kylah, Lindsay, and Lina to the grand ballroom. They all think they’re at the bottom except Lina, who of course thinks she’s top shit.

In the grand ballroom, Lina gets pulled forward and despite doing well in the challenge, the judges straight up read her for being a bitch, which is hella satisfying let me tell you. Lindsay gets pulled forward and the judges tell her that she did an awesome job and that she needs to go easier on herself, before awarding her the week’s leading lady. Marissa and Kylah are predictably the bottom two, Marissa gets told she’s overthinking everything and Kylah just that she’s completely emotionless. Kylah gets the axe and Marissa lives another week.

Stay tuned for Season 1 Episode 3!

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#5

Get to Know ME! tag game

Tagged by: @hyuckworld and @junepops thanks guys for the tag ^^

Tagging: @kookaine @cypherchuu @taemin-jaemin @words-in-purple

what day is your birthday? december 9, 2003 (all i want is boba)

what's your favorite color? purple

whats your lucky number? 7, 3, and 9

do you have any pets? three cats (scamp, princess, and little bit)

how tall are you? 5'5

how many pairs of shoes do you own? uhm...maybe 5? I honestly don't know

favorite song? maybe Tired by NIve (or anything I have on repeat atm)

favorite movie? Titanic, or Call me by Your Name

what would be your ideal partner? Kim Taehyung ;)

do you want children? yes

have you gotten in trouble with the law? nope, and hopefully not anytime soon

bath or shower? shower

what color socks are you wearing? clear ones ;)

favorite type of music? maybe kpop or ballads and R&B (literally i have such a wide range I can't tell which is my favorite type anymore)

how many pillows do you sleep with? 4, it used to be like 10 but then we moved ;-;

what position do you sleep in? all positions...once I literally rolled off my bunk bed and was asleep on the floor

what you don't like when you're sleeping? people screaming for me to wake up or being interrupted from a dream

what do you have for breakfast? breakfast who? when i do have breakfast, it's mostly cereal or cinnamon rolls

have you ever tried archery? yeah, and I was pretty decent, I'd like to say

favorite fruit? pomegranate or apples

favorite swear word? i don't really swear...if i'm swearing i'm probably pissed off or angry

do you have any scars? yep, all over my body. half of them i don't even know how i got them. there's one on my forehead that reminds me of harry potter lmao

are you a good liar? i can be

whats your personality type? enfj

what's your favorite type of girl? ...uhm idk i like all girls ;-; what am i supposed to say?

innie or outie? innie

left or right handed? right handed

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#4

timestamps : haechan

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#3

I am so tired of people saying other groups can't achieve half of what BTS has achieved.

Istg some of you ARMY's act like BTS is the only kpop group to ever exist in the world and its a problem. The reason I'm upset about MAMA is because even if some of the awards weren't fan voted for and judge voted its so clear that the judges are catering towards the most popular people.

There is NO WAY any qualified judge in their right mind would think "Butter" choreo was better than "Thunderous", "Hot Sauce" or even "Sticker" choreo. Say what you want but coming from a dancer, "Butter" choreo is generic at best and did not deserve Best Dance Performance against all those other nominations. Heck even "Ready to Love" choreo was better than "Butter"

When it comes to SOTY, no I don't believe "Butter" should have won. There were multiple other songs that were better and more iconic than "Butter" was. But I don't have as much of a strong opinion on it because I don't know who else was nominated.

However for album of the year, yes I believe BE deserved that title, although I don't know why it was included considering it was released last year not in 2021 but back in 2020.

For Artist of the Year I wasn't surprised they won, but music wise I don't think they should have won. They didn't even release an album this year and their only Korean related song was a song where they were featured. I think other artists deserved it, like Brave Girls for example. And they'd probably benefit greatly from it but I know it was an unrealistic hope.

In other news, even the nominations were biased towards more popular groups. For example, ATEEZ was only part of the Worldwide Fans Choice and wasn't nominated for anything else despite releasing like two albums this year PLUS other singles and are preparing for a new album AND their participation in Kingdom. They deserved so much but weren't nominated for anything like -_- how tf does that make sense.

In my personal opinion ATEEZ should have at least been nominated for Best Male Dance Performance and yeah I believe they should have won. Fireworks was a slap and the choreo was some of the best I've seen this year and not to mention Deja Vu? They deserved so many for those comebacks but Mnet so obviously clowned them and used them.

Not to mention TXT which should have at least gotten SOTY or some other award to recognize their success and clout this year, but no we got nothing.

Bottom line is, the only reason BTS won those is because of their popularity and the fact that some of you are even admitting to that but still saying they deserved it astonishes me. It wasn't based on talent it was so clearly based on popularity and that's what makes it so frustrating.

Now if "Film Out" was nominated I'd understand, heck even if they'd somehow nominated "My Universe" I could see why. But they didn't, they only nominated "BE" and "Butter" and I personally don't believe "Butter" deserved that award. It was only given because it was BTS

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#2

Chapter 1

𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔡 𝔠𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱: 5K

𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔯𝔢: romance | slice of life | fluff | angst | bts x female!reader | ot7

𝔰𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔶: You watched them from the sidelines ever since you were a young teenage girl. Now you're grown up, they've returned after 2 long years and everything has changed. What happens when you pull back the mask and find the darkness within? What happens when you see that they're broken?

𝔞/𝔫: This is the first part to a series I've been working on for a while

𝔴𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰: cliffhangers | angst | fluff | slight mentions of self hatred | occurs in the year 2024 | set in a timeline where BTS went to the military together

tags: @kookaine

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#1

Welcome to the Infinite Stars masterlist ^^ Here, you'll find all the chapters to Infinite Stars.

𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆 : You watched them from the sidelines ever since you were a young teenage girl. Now you’re grown up, they’ve returned after 2 long years and everything has changed. What happens when you pull back the mask and find the darkness within? What happens when you see that they’re broken?

𝘁𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁 (𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀) : 108,116

𝗻𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗸𝘀 : @ficscafe | @houseofincantations

𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 [𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡] : @kookaine | @fangirl125reader | @kookiebbyxx | @taradevonne | @rae-bear | @mangminnie | @pixiekooo (not taggable) | @cana | @eridanuswave

𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 : cliffhangers | angst | fluff | slight mentions of self hatred | depression | mental health illness | self harm | occurs in the year 2024 | set in a timeline where BTS went to the military together | slight language |mentions of rape | childhood trauma | multiple forms of abuse

𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗿 | 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁

Chapters

chapter 1

chapter 2

chapter 3

chapter 4

chapter 5

chapter 6

chapter 7

chapter 8

chapter 9

chapter 10

chapter 11

chapter 12

chapter 13

chapter 14

chapter 15

chapter 16

chapter 17

chapter 18

chapter 19

chapter 20

chapter 21

chapter 22

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[astrofireworks]

cha eunwoo | astro

An introduction to Astro, lights of our lives, for new Arohas!

(done with @rockoaroundthechristmastree, @rockytheastroid​, @astrofireworks​, @jinwoosmile, @ongbins and @jakganim)

masterlist 

Born 30 March 1997

Gunpo child

How to recognise Eunwoo: look for a literal angel there you go there he is

Literally looks the same in all his eras bc he looks good with dark hair and fantagio Knows it

^ At time of writing anyway; he just came out with light brown hair for dream pt. 02′s jacket and everyone is fucKIN SHOOKT

Fuckin unreal smdh

Baby: light blue car

Visual 3/6

@jakganim (in a fic LOL but it was FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY PUNY LIL HEART) said once that Eunwoo’s as beautiful outside as he is on the inside and honestly i’ve never heard a sentence that describes eunwoo so perfectly 

in short, a heart as radiant and beautiful as he appears????

Researches everything bc he’s a diligent and worried bub

Whatever shows he goes on???? He researches them 

researched every single person going on law of the jungle and also researched what the climate was going to be like and how to build different things 

researched the MCs he was going on with when he went on Happy Together 3 and got exposed they read his unfiltered notes out loud in detail he got so shy ajsdfhlaskjd

researched everyone in crime scene 3 because he didn’t want to make a fool of himself 

got so nervous about variety show training programme bc they didn’t let him know who was going to be on the show with him so he couldn’t research them

puts so much effort into things what the fuck ! 

Real Name: Lee Dong Min 

Nickname: Buttmin (Lee Dongmin: 이동민) where second letter 동 sounds similar to the second letter in butt (엉덩이) because he thought he had a big butt asjdhlfakjsd

he can spell his name with his butt thanks variety show training

Actor 

Was MJ in The Best Hit/Hit the Top (and the members made jokes about it)

had a thing with the members where they’d call him Fake MJ 

Starred in their webdrama To Be Continued as the “lead” but not really (cries forever)

Was part of a miniseries called “Replies that Make us Flutter” where they took send-in answers for topics and incorporated them into short drama episodes. 

Bin starred in one with him as well. He tried to be a bad boy that hated Eunwoo. It was not convincing.

Won Male CF Star at the MTN Broadcast CF Festival

He’s currently in Revenge Note as the “leader” of Astro, it’s weird

#SmartBoi

goes to Sungkyungkwan uni, prestigious uni in SK

was also the top 3rd student in his school AND was student body president in middle school i’m truly weeping

Introduced on a few shows with the hashtag #차파고 (Cha-pha Go, a spin on Alpha Go) because he’s so damn diligent and detailed 

Also went on 1 v 100 with bin and mj but he got into the finals/semi-finals WOW WE STAN BRAINS AND BEAUTY 

Knows japanese and chinese and is nearly fluent in english bless his heart

Also speaks Chinese because his younger brother studies in China

DONGHWIIIIIIIIIIIII

Cute as fuck during new year’s when the rest of astro were in the fantz celebrating new year’s he went home to visit his brother bc he came back from china so he video called into vapp

I need to stop saying fantz someone shoot me i started ironically and now i can’t stop

Once upon a time was in the jungle with Yuri, apparently picked up aegyo there

Gets made fun of all the time by astro for the aegyo asjdfkhlskjd they make him sing the aegyo song literally every time 

And they annoy him by singing it too

Always gets iconic lines / killing parts in songs 

내꺼할래 !! (wanna be mine?)

같이 갈래? (let’s go together?)

Iconic line in polaris

Here’s a compilation you didn’t know you needed

Again made fun of by astro for doing the 같이 갈래

That one astro play where he’s just talking and then lil bitches sanha and jinjin pop up behind him and go 같이 갈래!!! and he just looks so done

The centre of all of Astro’s arm symbol formations 

Makes sure that you know who he is (bc he’s cHa-A e-EUN Wu-UU *thumps chest*) 

This ALSO gets mimicked by the other members, and poor boy tried to chug a soda and do this as well but ended up burping on camera as a result ;v;

Also the stiffest dancer my poor son

Got sent on some programme for idols who can’t dance it was Hilarious

But he also put so much effort into it i’m rly crying he made sure to get help from rocko in dancing the choreography right ;;;;

And he’s improved so much i’m !!!!!! so proud he puts in so much effort and he works so hard and he practices so much fuck i’m emo 

Literally ??? is perfect whatever he says his bad sides are are actually good points smdh 

Was asked once if there was anything he couldn’t do, to which he replied that he wasn’t good at relationships and the MC replied that wtf it just made him more attractive

farewell i am on the floor crying 

oh right okay yes one bad side:

MINIONS 

Smdh he loves them so much

The glasses he wore in the cicada video

that one video of them playing with the minion helicopter

that MINION HAT

160108 DDOCA when they’re playing with the minion blanket and jinjin opens it up and promptly looks horrified  

What the hell is this

European Bagel: once said he was eating an ‘european bagel’ on ok!ready episode 1 if anyone knows what that means pls let us know

He gets anxious about being a burden to astro

Talked about it in Astro Project watch at your own risk I cried

Listen he does so much he juggles acting and photoshoots for CFs and astro promotions he’s constantly trying to improve himself he’s never a burden and if there's one member in all of astro i want to hug and just !! tell him he's okay and that everything will be okay and tell him that he’s perfect and that he’s enough and deserves love it’d be Eunwoo for me ;;;;;;;;

Also Eunwoo: (sits quietly) / 5stro: let’s fuck with him

was playing with the ducks when jinjin and sanha come up behind him and screamed lmao he nearly fell on his face

A compilation or two… or three of Eunwoo being bothered by the other members lolol

Once Jinjin had to pull a secret camera on him and tell him that Astro accidentally broke a camera and without hesitating he offered to pay the full 1.5k$ that camera was worth adsfjkasd what a pure gullible bean ;A;

ICONIC BASEBALL DDOCA THAT SLAYED ALL THE BINU STANS THERE EVER WERE i’m writing this from the grave

Cutest whine? He goes like aaAAa or something like that idk but he does it when he gets annoyed it’s the cutest thing ;;;;;

Literally the (^▽^) face

Mouth opens up into a really wide triangle, width depends on how embarrassed he gets

My favourite laugh in the entire universe

heck I’m so in love,,,

LOVES KIDS 

during one ASC a baby came on and asked all of astro to go to their house to play for christmas eunwoo got out of his seat right away he was 1000% ready to run out of the studio and hop on that airplane

Actually a lil bitch lmao 

“Haha u were going 2 sleep?? Nah stay up & watch me on vlive fam”

Makes fun of hyung line’s height i live for this 

After arohas missed the “MJ” during the first fanchant he joked saying “why don’t y’all just come in on ‘jinjin’ instead?” #LetMJLive2k17 also #LetArohasLive2k17

Voice like moonlight 

Need him singing??? Here

Titles his v-lives “차은우의 Just one 10 minutes” but they’re never 10 minutes they’re nearly an hour long 

His voice is just really really soothing and comforting and if you ever need something to calm you down when you’re upset or if you need a background voice for when you’re studying here he is

Singing voice has improved so so so so so so much from Spring Up, his live singing shakes me to the core

Also sang opera in ASC so really hoo boy he’s improved so much I’m so !!! :’)

Literally can we pause and take a moment to appreciate his baby photos I looked like a rat when I was younger and here he is, snatching, 

My favourite baby ever ajkdlhsfakjsdf i lovE

Did some modelling campaigns pre-debut 

Shara Shara

I bet you needed all these pictures in your life

Cute lotion video :’)

Still king of CFs he recently did a baskin robbins one (with Yoo Seung Ho)

It’s pretty funny

He’s so cute what the heck

After the whole thing, he got addicted to ice cream; he mentioned in a vlive that at some point he could just eat sandwiches and ice cream the whole day

But fantagio also probably feeds all of astro ice cream for breakfast so really,  

A Lafuma ad with Seolhyun (AOA) 

A Polham ad with Doyeon (Weki Meki)

A Ceci spread with Doyeon too!! 

A Lotte Water Park ad with Sejeong (Gugudan)

Won an award for best male CF smdh 

Wears frickin glasses and makes everyone cry 

That one DDOCA where it’s him preparing for a hit the top shooting I would like you to know that this is coming to you from the grave

Got scouted by a Fantagio recruiter when he was in middle school, then bugged into joining the fantz

He was the school president, in the top three of the entire school, wanted Seoul National University to become a judge bless his fuckin heart

Apparently rejected Fantagio the first couple times they asked, but gave in bless him thank god

Astro claimed pre-debut walking anywhere with him meant everyone doing double-takes

Re-enacted on ok!ready: sanha and mj talking in a coffeeshop then stopping and sTARING THE FUCK OUT OF EUNWOO LMAO

Literally blew up on male-dominated sites for being PRETTIER THAN THE FEMALE MCs AT SHOW!MUCORE

So pretty that Hello Venus thought he was prettier than them when starring in their video

Some weibo arohas describe him as the kind of handsome where “even if you’re already married, you’d still take a second glance at him if you passed by him on the street” ("那种虽然有老公了但是对路过的帅哥还是想多看两眼的感觉") I 10000% agree 

weibo arohas also call him "车车" car car / cha cha i'm fuckinjasdfkjdf

In case you wanted a heart attack

Labelled a “Face Genius”, but wants to be acknowledged for more than his looks

“Someone who’s more reliable than anyone else and who always gives his all to the people he treasures, who’s very hard on himself and there are times where it gets too much but because of that, he’s someone who’s detailed and earnest.” (creds to @astrotranslations)

Dony on Weekly Idol called Rowoon (SF9) a face genius once but Rowoon politely deferred and said that title belonged to Cha Eunwoo :’)

Said once in an interview that he’d take whoever he likes out to dinner, give them a necklace then confess asdjfhlaskjd a true romantic bby

Also said that he was an “FM” boyfriend (field manual) asjdhflaksjd my heart is weak don’t attack me like this

You know what, Binu gets a section to themselves smdh 

Just so you know, arohas didn’t come up with the name ‘Binu’, they came up with it (”Team Soap”) themselves 

explained it by saying 빈 (Bin) + 우 (Woo) = 비누 (Soap)

Roommates!!

Picked each other in OK!Ready and have been living in the same room ever since 

in the recent Night Night show they did Eunwoo said that if he could pick roommates again, he’d still pick Bin 

Is apparently scentless to Bin 

Smdh we all know what habituation is it’s bc he smells Eunwoo too much Eunwoo doesn’t have a specific smell anymore

Also together like 24/7 stuck to each other’s side if you’re looking for eunwoo ever just look for bin you’ll find him there

Bin claims Eunwoo is the most beautiful creature on earth tbh same 

“Is he really human? How can someone that looks like him exist?”

Eunwoo thinks Bin is the most handsome too I love supportive friendships ;u;

IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN WAKE BIN UP AMAZING

Literally though sanha and jinjin posted a twitter video of them trying to wake bin up it doesn’t work it apparently only works when eunwoo gets him to wake up 

Sleeps through sanha and jinjin prodding him but wakes up when eunwoo starts talking in a vlive

Bin said in the harper’s bazaar interview that he doesn’t wake up when the manager calls him to get up but his eyes naturally open when he hears Eunwoo sighing (creds to @astrotranslations)

Bin’s mom even sent in a concern to hello counsellor bc he wouldn’t stop sleeping and couldn’t wake up so really… eunwoo = magic?

Want more Binu? Here, here and here!

Friends with Mingyu from Seventeen

Mingyu called him once for advice on what to bring to the jungle since he too was going on law of the jungle

Said in Night Night that he gets cold really easily

Yet in OK!Ready (as pointed out by @jinwoostro) he stood outside waiting for Jinjin and Sanha to come even though he was freezing ;u; 

A sweetheart!! Who cares so much !!!! for other members!!!!!!

Listen this boy works so hard and he does so much for a 20 year old: he models, he acts, he’s learning 3 other languages for Aroha, he handles university courses AND he still keeps up with astro’s promotions I’m really crying he’s worked so hard he deserves the world

Im rly fukcing criyng i gotta sotp i love this boy, 

[twinsimskeletons]

Bett Goldfinch for @futurecarrie‘s DRSE2

This dude has a chronic problem of never taking anything seriously. It's not even that he hides behind a confident exterior, he literally doesn't get bothered by anything. His goals in life are to play football, look good, and get the ladies. Everything else is water off a duck's back. 

He plays the social game and he plays it well. He's pretty perceptive which helps with this, knowing what makes people tick, and what to say to get himself off the hook. He's rich with a heavy inheritance, doesn't want to work a day in his life, and coasts on by using the gift of the gab. He could easily be called the ultimate douchebag, and that would be just as fitting, but no; he's the ultimate jock.

(Also, he's one of those "only real men can wear pink" guys but sort of ironically does it. Would probably also wear sandals with socks but I couldn't make myself do that. He just likes getting a rise out of people, getting under their skin).

Traits: Perceptive, Athletic, Mean Spirited, Irresistible, Charismatic

Questions under the cut:

1.)    What is the most important thing to them? (meaning a person or thing specifically i.e. friends/family) 

For all his confidence and inability to care seriously about almost anything, the only two important things to him would be his old man (who is his coach and inspiration, and someone Bett wants to always make proud, but is super pressuring and encourages anything that makes Bett the ultimate jock, i.e. being an arse) and his ability to play sport, particularly american football.

2.)    Do they have any deep, dark secrets? What are they? Is their biggest secret the fact they killed someone, or is it more like they wet the bed until they were 8? 

Bett genuinely hates his little sister. She’s thirteen and a brat, and he has purposefully left her in tricky situations like abandoning her when shopping, giving her bad directions, making her run dangerous errands. He hides this from his father, who would be disappointed because family is important in america or some shit like that.

3.)    If something bad happened (i.e. their mum was killed), are they more likely to cry or get angry?

Bett would get mad. Not red-mist angry, but cunning, deadly mad. it would be like he was on the field. His vision would narrow to his target for revenge.

4.)    What’s one of their favourite generic items (meaning something that isn’t special to them in any way, but if someone gave it them they’d be very happy)?

Anything sports related (but none of those ‘fake’ sports like golf, darts, snooker, anything that doesn’t require a tonne of physical training. He also thinks tennis is crap). Anything relating to social status too, like a gift that showed he was someone’s favourite, or a crush.

5.)    What is one of their least favourite generic items (again meaning something that isn’t special/unique to them (like a chocolate bar or something))?

A fake trophy or award that he hasn’t earned. He has a massive ego and needs his achievements rewarded, but fake rewards are not tolerated. Also anything he needs to spend effort making, doing, or looking after. Don’t give him a fucking tamagotchi or he’ll hammer it to pieces. 

6.)    What’s their relationship like with their parents?

His mother has always been distant with him and dotes on the sister (Alexa), perhaps a reason he hates her as he always has to be best, but he doesn’t really give a fuck about his mother (though he wouldn’t be disrespectful of her). His old man is everything. 

7.)    Do they have any fans (if their talent permits them to have fans)? Do they like said fans?

He would definitely have fans for being Awesome at Sport. and yes, he loves his fans because they feed his ego. Also they sleep with him sometimes, so, you know.

8.)    Do they have any siblings? How do they feel about said siblings?

Covered.

9.)    What three words would they use to describe themselves?

Awesome. Sexy. Legend.

10.)  What three words would others use to describe them?

bit-of-an-arse (he covers his arsehole ways quite well, esp. because he is pretty charming to make up for it), attractive, frustrating.

11.) Any fears?

Somehow losing the ability to play sport - an injury for example - and fading into obscurity. 

12.) If they were offered 1,000,000 of their currency to do something immoral, would they do it?

Mmm it would depend. Killing someone, no, because Bett doesn’t value money that highly. He’s in it for the fame and stardom, not the cash, though it is a convenient plus. 

13.)  What’s their stance on religion?

Sport is his religion, but he’s Christian by birth and his dad is Very Religious so he would pray before every game and say grace and go through the motions without it really having any say in his morals. He wouldn’t say God’s name in vain because his dad would come down with the fury of a thousand suns, so tends to say “oh my G,” instead, or ‘Christo’

14.) What’s their stance on the supernatural?

Bett doesn’t believe in it, but if he saw it with his own two eyes he’d accept it because his senses don’t lie (he’s a simple man). He wouldn’t believe anyone else until he did see it, though.

15.)  If they had one day left to live, what would they do?

Play a game, enjoy the rest of the day with his adoring fans.

16.)  What makes the earth turn according to them: Money or love (or is it because when the earth was a gas cloud it started to spin and hasn’t quite grown out of that phase yet) ?

Why does that matter? Bett doesn’t question these things. It turns because it turns. Maybe because God made it turn.

17.)  Knowledge, power or relationships: what’s the most important?

Power. Power in fame, in particular, or brute strength.

18.)  Do they like animals? What’s their favourite?

Bett doesn’t mind animals if they’re not in his way, being a nuisance or needs to be cared for. He thinks raccoons are funny because they annoy his neighbours.

19.)  Any weird talents (besides their ultimate/shsl) that they’re secretly proud of (like rapping for example)?

He’s pretty good at The Sex. He can dance the typical white boy dances, like the worm. He can do a ridiculous number of press ups and run for miles.

20.)  Tell me a random story about them!

Once upon a time Bett’s little sister was screaming and crying and generally sending him up the wall, so he covered her mouth to stop her without realising he actually covered her nose too. She almost died before his mother came in and realised what was happening (to be fair, he was also young-ish and didn’t understand what he was doing). It was then that he realised a) he was less caring than other people and b) he had to hide that under a layer of charm or he’d get into big trouble and be a social outcast.

21.) Do they have any illnesses or disabilities?

Bett looks down on weakness. But he has mild dyslexia. he just doesn’t consider that a problem since he shouldn’t need to read or write or do maths. People can do it for him.

22.)  Left handed or right handed?

Left handed for almost everything, but he uses scissors and writes with his right hand because that’s how he was taught by his teachers and father (because left handedness is a sign of the devil or whatever).

23.)  How would they react to being locked up in a school with no foreseeable time of leaving?

Can he play sport? No? Then man, he is pissed off. He wants out so he can be reunited with his fame. But, similarly, he’d also figure that said fame would get him freed at some point so he might as well enjoy it, if the surrounding area is luxurious, as he deserves.

24.) Will they miss their old high school? Why?

Nah. Bett doesn’t miss people or things. Waste of energy.

25.) Do they like the outdoors? If so, what’s their favourite outdoor activity and any memories linked to that?

Bett likes the outdoors because it lets him play sport, but he doesn’t care for it other than that. His favourite activity would be american football, his best memory being when he was still a rising star and helped his team reach a very coveted title or w/e the Big Thing would be for american football lmao. Do they get man of the matches? If so, he would have remembered getting that.

26.) How important is their talent to them? Does it not mean much or would they die for it?

Bett would die for it, yeah. Sports and the subsequent fame is the most important thing to him, the only thing that makes life worth living.

[ghostie-hoe]

MY THOUGHTS ON 7x19 'FAREWELL MY LOVELY'

OMG I LOVED THIS EPISODE AND I NOW HAVE MANY SUSPECTS MAINLY EZRA AND CALEB HOLLYYYYY SHIT PLL 7x19 REWATCH - Very predictable that Aria was able to save her ass and retrieve her keys before that cop saw the body and dragged her tiny lying butt to jail. - Ezra dragging the girls to the ground, pointing out that they've all made mistakes they have to live with and Aria is no different. This episode was lacking a snarky comment from Hanna or Alison shading Ezra for being a lying, stalking predator. (I can dream, I just want them to say it out loud again!!!)!!! It's my aesthetic. - Directly after a scene where someone hid Aria's keys in the trunk of her car along with the body, Caleb mentions Aria having spare keys???? Caleb has been so shady this episode like, my heart couldn't take him being AD, just for the fact of Hanna, her reaction would destroy my soul, I mean she's targeted the most and Halebs love seems the most pure:((((( - pie????? And the Alison Varjack / Holly Golightly reference???? HELLO EZRA, I SEE YOU - Mary Drake is my favourite. I actually love her Idc - wtffff? We waited so long for that classroom scene only for it to be a gas leak related dream Emily had???? Wtf Marlene really does know how to disappoint - Why cant Emily tell Alison she loves her? I mean Emily is the one that has been pining over Alison for years and Ali has said it twice, but Emily can't seem to say it. Marlene just sort your ships out ffs - 'You have an alibi, you're in the clear' at what point did Aria speak to Ezra about this little prize AD gave Aria? Hmm hmm or should I say, the prize he gave her. - Are all these scenes of team Spahaleb together to make us as viewers forgive Marlene for the ATROCITY THAT WAS SPALEB??? The whole situation wasn't fair on any of them. - Can we just talk about that Mona and Caleb scene for a second, it's like when they were talking over coffee that time and seemed very comfortable around each other. Well, in that scene or was almost as if Mona was expecting Caleb, as if he were the one she were meeting with. The way Caleb takes control and literally gives Mona a order as if being at an a team meeting. - wow there's a secret passageway between the three crows diner and where Charlotte was killed. Ironically, Caleb knows exactly where to look hmmm - Oh Ezra aren't you just the biggest hypocrite "I think they gave up the right to be your friends." Well Ezra Fitz, I think you gave up the right to roam freely after breaking the law and involving yourself with two minors, one of which you built a relationship with on lies, stalked, lied and manipulated whilst writing a book about the other. You my lovely predator can't say shit. - Ezra my masters degree In American literature will help me dispose of a body so that the police won't find it and trace it back to either of us Fitz. Can you please dispose of yourself in prison now thanks - THE BODY IS GONE???? WHAT A SURPRISE???? NONE OF US SAW THAT COMING... HUH EZRA..? - Wow what another disappointment. Honestly Marlene should get an award for the biggest disappointments. We all really wanted that kissing rock video to have some relevance but nope we can't have that - AD DOESNT GET MESSAGES, THEY SEND MESSAGES. IS CALEB HINTING AT HIM BEING INVOLVED. OMG OMG THERE ARE SO MANY EZRA AND CALEB CLUES ITS LIKE THEY COULD BE SECRETLY IN CAHHOOTS - Have I ever mentioned how much I love Troian the director, producer, writer and actress???!! Have I ever documented my love for her talents and screamed to the rooftops about how much this woman deserves the ultimate happiness in life and millions of Grammys?????? - ITS PROBABLY JUST TROIANS ABILITY TO AMAZE ME WITH HER ACTING SKILLS BUT THAT SPALEB SCENE WAS .. sweet - Alison apologising to Aria. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. QUEEN BITCH ACTUALLY APOLOGISED 👏 👏👏👏 - STOP. MAKING. MENTALLY. ILL. INDIVIDUALS. THE. VILLAIN. WE. WOULD. NEVER. HURT. ANYONE!!!!!! - UMMMM IM REALLY IMPRESSED WITH VANESSA RAY'S ACTING IN THE MONA VS CHARLOTTE CONFRONTATION SCENE. LIKE IM LIVING FOR IT. AND DID I MENTION HOW FABULOUS JANEL PERFORMED IN THAT SCENE TOO. ALSO MONA HAULED HER ASS OFF THAT ROOF LIKE MY GIRL IS STRONG. BUT WHY DIDNT WE GET TO SEE IT??? AND WHY IS THE BELL TOWER SIGNIFICANT TO THE SHOW I MEAN, CECE WAS LITERALLY SHOVED BY ARIA OFF IT AND IAN COMMITED SUICIDE THERE??? - Mona's the most intelligent person on this show. When the doctors and Alison were blinded by Charlotte and believed that she was getting better, Mona had doubts and she knew that Charlotte wasn't sorry, she knew that Charlotte was going to start the game again and I seriously don't believe that Mona had any intent on killing Charlotte, just wanted to scare her. - 'Not only did you lose the game, you lost the story' Why does this seem to me that Charlotte is low key hinting at stealing Charles's story thus not actually being Charles???? I hope. Please Marlene - Mona is so precious. I'm so in love with her. I want to protect her. - 'She went back to a safe place. Where she only had to worry about you being mean to her in the cafeteria.' - Spencer throwing shade at Alison again 2k17. I'm here for it. This also sticks out to me considering they have been shoving this kind version of Alison down our throats since she came back in season 4, and it could totally hint towards the whole Alison we seeing now isn't actually Alison, reminding us that the bitch still exists - EZRA MONA AND CALEB. THE A TEAM HMM - The relevance of the body being buried in the fake Charles one to me, emphasises Charles being alive and not CECE. Also lmao they go to leave and Tanner turns up. And then Mary drake makes the ultimate sacrifice and CONFESSED TO BOTH MURDERS BUT TANNER JUST FUCKING LETS THE GIRLS LEAVE EVEN THO SHE CAUGHT THEM WITH A SHOVEL LMAO WHAT - These bitches get away with everything and I'm so fucking done with it. Lock them up. Kill them. I'm done - SASHAS ACTING IN THE SCENE WHERE MARY CONFESSES TO KILLING JESSICA HAD ME CRYING LIKE SASHA IS SO GOOD AT PORTRAYING EMOTION - don't ever try to convince me that Mona vanderwaal doesn't love and care about Hanna Marin. Mona would sacrifice everything for Hanna, and although I love Haleb, IM HERE for Mona and Hanna running away together and having Vandermarin babies ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ - AS A MEDIA STUDENT I REALLY LOVED THE END SCENE WITH AD DRIVING OFF INTO THE SUNSET BUT WHAT BITCH WANTED TO LESVE ROSEWOOD THIS EPISODE??? EZRA PREDATORY RAPE FITZ THATS WHO

[junker-town]

The 7 best things that will happen in the WNBA this season

All of these predictions are totally coming true.

The 2019 WNBA season tips off on Friday night, and it’s set up to be one of the best season ever. The best-of-the-best teams are STACKED this time around, making the champion virtually unpredictable. Four teams stand out with similar title odds — Mystics, Sparks, Aces and Mercury — and each is equipped with multiple All-Stars.

Liz Cambage, the league’s leading scorer, is a Vegas Ace now. Chiney Ogwumike, an All-Star center, joined her MVP sister Nneka AND Candace Parker in Los Angeles. The Mystics’ Elena Delle Donne is (hopefully) healthy again and can team with elite scoring big Emma Meesseman, who’s back in the league after a one-year hiatus. Once Diana Taurasi returns from a back injury, Phoenix will roll.

This is going to be FUN!

To ring in the new season, I won’t give you the usual awards prediction list, because frankly, it’s hard to guess and I’m not trying to get things wrong. Instead, here are seven moments I’m confident will happen at some point.

In no particular order:

1. There will be a new Liz Cambage meme

If you don’t know Liz Cambage, it won’t take you too long to learn how entertaining she is. The 6’8, three-point shooting, league-leading scoring center is incredible to watch on the floor, and she matches that energy off it.

Liz went viral when she fixed a nail on the bench:

lmao I broke a nail tonight :( https://t.co/4WjekOAlhA

— Elizabeth Cambage (@ecambage) July 11, 2018

And when she told a ref to open her eyes:

liz cambage getting ejected for screaming and motioning "OPEN YOUR EYES" to a ref 3 times (with some cursing) is absolutely incredible pic.twitter.com/mVuHlMkEqh

— Matt Ellentuck (@mellentuck) July 12, 2018

She danced on a bus when her technical foul got rescinded:

we dont deserve liz cambage pic.twitter.com/exhpYDQRgK

— Matt Ellentuck (@mellentuck) August 1, 2018

She twerked with hummus:

liz cambage reaaaaally likes hummus pic.twitter.com/O01SE91FqO

— Matt Ellentuck (@mellentuck) July 31, 2018

And with a speaker:

3. I'm even less sure lmfao pic.twitter.com/ZMK90qwYYL

— Matt Ellentuck (@mellentuck) July 28, 2018

And did whatever this is:

2. I'm just not even sure pic.twitter.com/iUh8dDe4rK

— Matt Ellentuck (@mellentuck) July 28, 2018

Liz, we’re ready for more!

2. Indiana Fever guard Kelsey Mitchell will cross someone up

Don’t mess with the Fever’s No. 2 pick from last season As a rookie, Kelsey shattered the ankles of anyone in her path in embarrassing fashion.

kelsey mitchell is filthyyyyyy. yes the fever are winless this season but this is their rookie who is literally a month out of college and i think they're gonna be fine in the future. pic.twitter.com/h79UA7v6V6

— Whitney Medworth (@its_whitney) June 12, 2018

Imagine Kelsey in Year 2!

3. Gabby Williams will make The Pass, Part 2

If you haven’t seen this pass from former UConn star and current Chicago Sky forward Gabby Williams yet, please stop reading and watch:

This Gabby Williams bounce pass is amazing! pic.twitter.com/UkRfydLak5

— SB Nation (@SBNation) June 13, 2018

Part two is coming. I promise.

4. Odyssey Sims is going to hit a buzzer-beater over the Sparks

The L.A. Sparks and Minnesota Lynx have storied beef and an addiction to playing nail-biting close games. They can’t help themselves. It’s only right that the rivalry between teams who split to back-to-back Finals in 2016 and 2017 enters a weirder chapter.

In the offseason, Minnesota traded trade for Sims, a point guard who was once their mortal enemy. Former Lynx player Lindsay Whalen flagrant fouled her and called the fine she received the best $200 she ever spent.

That was it for the buzzer-beaters, but the beef... THIS IS WHERE THE BEEF TRULY REHEATS. Lindsay Whalen is gonna be a HOFer. She's known for being tough as hell. That's why she had no trouble flagrant fouling Odyssey Sims, her nemesis-to be. pic.twitter.com/J4IF5sb2Tr

— Matt Ellentuck (@mellentuck) August 21, 2018

Now, Sims is her replacement! It’s only right Odyssey becomes a Lynx legend.

5. A Diana Taurasi dagger will ruin someone’s night

Taurasi is known for landing knife-to-the-chest daggers in crunch time for wins. It’s what she does, and always has. Last year’s semifinals was no different.

Down 3 with 7.3 seconds left. Enter, Diana Taurasi. pic.twitter.com/zxwR5hNgXm

— espnW (@espnW) August 29, 2018

Taurasi will miss some time due to a back surgery, but when she returns, she’ll be back in business.

6. A’ja Wilson and Liz Cambage are going to do something hilarious on the court

Teaming two of the best talents in the world and two of the league’s most hilarious personalities off it is an absolute dream for fans. If there’s one thing other than play basketball that these two know how to do, it’s HAVE FUN.

They’ve been teammates in Las Vegas for a week, and already we have this:

You better work @_ajawilson22 @ecambage pic.twitter.com/oawJgJyo09

— Las Vegas Aces (@LVAces) May 22, 2019

7. The famous Katie Lou Samuelson meme will make a return

Real UConn fans will remember this meme that Gabby Williams used of her then-teammate, Katie Lou:

him: oh you play ball?! bet i could beat you one on one tho me: pic.twitter.com/XWr9j3VfbY

— gabby williams (@gabbywilliams15) September 18, 2018

It’s hilarious and perfect.

I’ve tried using it, and you should too:

[dudes unpromptedly blowing up my mentions about how much they hate the wnba] me: pic.twitter.com/Tpsb6hCt3W

— Matt Ellentuck (@mellentuck) April 17, 2019

Now that Williams and Samuelson are reunited as members of the Chicago Sky, it has to come back, or else I’ll make it.

[4swearitsight]

Ok so I stayed up until like 3 am yesterday (today?) finally reading live free, and it started to get intense so I decided to liveblog it like a third of the way in. So, @livelivefastfree​, hope my slow descent into incoherence makes you smile a bit, because the fic is really really awesome (X)

-why these father daughter feels rn ;_______; - Chuck u anxious bean ily - I LOVE THIS WORLDBUILDING I LOVE TEXAS KNOWING THINGS I LOVE NATIVE MOTORCITIAN TEXAS - ;___________; even I miss him at this point pls - Can the Duke even fight??? Foxy is going to knock him out in 3 seconds istg - OOOOOOOH SICK BURNS OOOOOOOOH - good to know I'm not the only one thinking that the duke is going to get wasted - duke u shitbag - tHAT ESCALATED RATHER QUICKLY DAMN FOXY - :O!!!!!! Mike!!!!! - oh bby noooooooooooooo - I'm yellign save him pls - BBY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - /planning montage/ jfc Texas I love u - Those colours :O sick art toasty wow - more art wowowow honestly this whole thing is just 👌🏼 - AAAAAAART I love splickedylits chuck ahhh c: - // T E X A S  P L S // - TBH I'm feeling blessed w all this art rn you go Dutch four for you Dutch - hahaha he said traps - tag urself I'm chuck having a mental breakdown - is this foreshadowing. Are we going to see chuck and mike Vulcan mind melding. - FUKFULFYLFRICKFRICKSHIT - KICK HIS ASS BBY - nooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO - NO NOT HIM PLS NO ;;______;; - I haven't breathed in 5 minutes and my friend just texted me with my alert on full volume I think I just had a minor heart attack - OOHHHHHHHHHH YOU SMART BOYS - same Texas - SAME TEXAS - Texas deadass has no idea how he's going to survive this and he's still laughing JFC this boy - //DUTCH CONTINUES TO BE RELATABLE PLANNING ART PROJECTS IN THE FACE OF IMMINENT DEATH// - I miss mike :'( - SHIT I MISS MIKE D': - I love this censorship TBH. Who's going to get the PG 13 one allowed f bomb? Pls let it be chuck. - K A N E C R O C S - It's mike motherdumptruckfuckshit it's MIKE OH MY GOD YOU KNOW I CALLED IT BUT THEN I DIDNT AND NOW I FEEL DUMB AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! AAAA SHIT JULES JULES IMMA CRY RN - no legit I'm going to cry - *screeching* - THERE HE IS THERES MY BOY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD - I'm trying to figure out who drew that last one and drawing blanks but my point is *leans in so lips touch mic* how dare you - mikes story uptown fuck me up man - I'm not emotionally prepared for this - YOU LIL SHIT I MISSED YOUUU - shiiiiiiiiiittt - SHIIIIIIITTTT - this hurts me A Lot Okay - OHHHHHG MY GOD IM GOING TO DIE - ;______________; he's so pure literally end me - CHUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK IM MCFREAKING LOSING IT Mike loves him so muchhhh - MIKE 👏🏼 LOVES 👏🏼 CHUCK 👏🏼 SO 👏🏼 MUCH 👏🏼 - hahaha lmao tfw you accidentally set up your science guy w your daughter - hella art hella hella hella - it's 3 am I've been reading for 2 hours holy shit - IT LITERALLY JUST CLICKED TO ME THAT MIKE WAS THERE WHEN THEY BROKE IN OH MY GOD IM SO SLOW THAT WAS HIM - yay buicks. Love buicks. - Mike, on a super serious first mission: time for some parkour flirt with Alex and give a girl a bandaid (real talk tho you pulling on my heartstrings here :'( ITS WORTH IT) - Alex and Mike are both puppies and deserve better - hm... I'm worried about chuck, but this guy's messed up too he'll do in a pinch - ;__________; Mike bby - Shoot me directly in my entire face Mike did not fight his friends after a building fell on him are you serious rn - Seriously Dutch lmao - LET HIM REST - Go Harley....... He's so positive and happy....... Someone help him - my son ;_____; - AND THE AWARD FOR MOST RELATABLE LINE IS "He’s never met Julie before. Mike would die for Julie." LIKE SAME DUDE - where's that Martin freeman gif of him screaming I AM IN HELL, STOP - y done hecked up Alex - Oh My Lord No I did not Ask For This - another Martin freeman gif here too - I've been reading for 2 and a half hours I can feel my coherence slipping - MY GOD SERIOUSLY MY HEART FEELS LIKE ITS IN A SLAPCHOP - I'm going to Cry - NVRM I AM CRYING - OK SO I JUST ASSUMED THEY MADE HIM GIVE THAT CALL I AWAIT DEATH - fuk u Jenzen - HIS 👏🏼 BEST 👏🏼 FRIEND👏🏼 - RAD ART RAD ART - omfg same Julie - I ran intO MIKE WITH MY CAR - CHUCK DRIVING my god - julie is like 3 seconds from having a breakdown - I DREAM THAT TOO SOMETIME S - he's literally a puppy omg who's a good boy you are - if you're going to die tomorrow have pizza for every meal - tag yourself im the artist that made a giant mural to Mike showing off his cheekbones - wow Julie not softening the blow at all here wow Jesus - cHUCK JESUS CHRIST - if he thinks,,, he can hurt my kid,,,, D': - I can't believe Julie is going to kidnap Alex - *screaming* - *LOUDER MORE URGENT SCREAMING* - *SCREAMING REACHING ITS PEAK URGECY* - AAAAAAAAHHHHHH KANE JFC - NOOOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE SCREW THIS - throat punch!!!! Hell yeah - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Plot twistz - I want to give Alex a hug - OOOOOH Mike nice clapback bby - red is like "no one can kill him but me wth" - Dutch honey ilysm kick his ass baby - MIKE IS WINNING - Why didn't they figure out how take off the collars before all this..... YALL THINK AHEAD - I love how everyone in motorcity thinks of the burners as kids like, shit, the stupid kids are here hold up or we're going to shoot one of these idiots and I don't want that on my conscious - Mike wtf man come on seriously - is chuck just screaming and clinging to Mike? Bc same - IM NOT OK WITH THIS ENTIRE SITUATION - Texas........ Daddy, why - HE KNOOOOWWWSSS - AAALEXXXXXXXXXXX YEEESSSSSS - jfc red come on Alex is trying to be a good person rn - JULIE HOLY SHIT THATS METAL AS HELL - good decision Alex - aaaaaand that was the last chapter. Hhhhhnngggg ok I can be patient it's cool I'm cool - rad art tho