#lindsay felton

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Supergirl (Cir-El): No Coat, No Problem! by me!

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some of my 2023 predictions 😁🤗🥳💫 (this is just for fun and rather random)

ariana grande will release an album that’s a concept new to her after finishing wicked and record it in a short amount of time

jordyn woods and karl anthony towns get engaged

[redacted] kpop group will disband or [redacted] will leave the group and company leaving the group on indefinite hiatus

marsai martin will be cast in a major “breakthrough” movie role

[redacted] and [redacted] major buzzed movies will drastically underperform at the box office despite having huge ensemble casts 

kamala harris will have to step in as president for 2 months

the little mermaid will “overperform” and be a stand-out of the year

zayn and harry styles will be seen out together

the flash movie will not reach 200m domestically and perform worse overseas after another ezra scandal...just chaos for dc all around 

megan fox and mgk finally break up 

5 more commonwealth countries will leave the commonwealth 

normani won’t release her album after once again starting the year saying it’s coming soon 

a twice member will get married

kim kardashian will date a politician 

guardians3 will not be a hit with fans but ant man3 and the marvels will be unexpected hits (especially the marvels) 

tom felton will get some real employment outside harry potter nostalgia/draco+hermione shippers

vanessa hudgens will get pregnant 

there will be a spider sighting near a daredevil filming location 

barbie movie will not let all of us (me) down

meghan markle pregnant with twins

[redacted] gets into a major controversy after an interview (but don’t stress! he’s white so he’ll be alright)

beyoncé will drop the visuals for renaissance 

grey’s anatomy will announce the final season and another long running show will announce their final season

lindsay lohan will be cast in the role that truly revives her career

pete davidson will get someone pregnant 

tiktok will have a major shutdown for 2 months+ forcing people back to youtube etc or never return to the platform altogether after it undergoes major changes

a kardashian grandchild will get an unexpected acting role and they actually get praise for it

the fantastic 4 casting will be revealed using gorilla marketing in the cities the actors are from and people assume it’s a joke at first (we’re getting the cast this year simply)

[redacted] takes a shower for the first time in 8 years

timothée chalamet will be in a relationship with someone 10+ years older than him

megan thee stallion will have a peaceful and successful year

harry styles is recast in the eternals before official announcement for second movie

at least 3 couples will reveal they’ve been secretly married for years

bts will all enlist before their anniversary in june 2023

kendall jenner gets married to (i’m thinking it will be [redacted] lowkey lollll) someone she is seen dating only a month (and it’s a good match?)

euphoria season 3 is announced as the final season..or just cancelled..either way, to freedom!

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this is rather long so i’ll leave it at this

if the stuff happens i will let you know

any questions can be taken up with management ♡ 

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Gene Hackman

- GISELE BUNDCHEN'S TYRANNICAL LIP

- USHER'S WOODED CHEEK

- FLOYD MAYWEATHER'S UNSUPERVISED ANKLE

- TAYE DIGGS'S ONCOMING EYEBROW

- AMERICA FERRERA'S MAROON EAR

- KERR SMITH'S ENCASED CHIN

- ELLIE GOULDING'S WHIRLWIND THIGH

- ELISABETH HASSELBECK'S LAMENTED FOREARM

- NICKI MINAJ'S DIRTIER WRIST

- PAUL MCCARTNEY'S OPAQUE LOWER LEG

- KEIRA KNIGHTLEY'S LOWERING THUMB

- JON HEDER'S THREATENING TONGUE

- CAITLYN JENNER'S SIGNED LOWER LEG

- JILLIAN MICHAELS'S FAVOURABLE EYEBROW

- DAX SHEPARD'S HOT-BUTTON LEG

- LEONA LEWIS'S ELECTORAL EYEBROW

- ERIC DANE'S PARALYZED TOOTH

- MATTHEW FOX'S TECTONIC FOREARM

- JENNA FISCHER'S PHILOSOPHICAL EYEBROW

- VIENNA GIRARDI'S FOGGY THIGH

- JOE MANGANIELLO'S TIMED HEAD

- TOM FELTON'S REMORSELESS LOWER LEG

- CALVIN HARRIS'S INTERDEPENDENT WAIST

- AMY POEHLER'S INSINCERE LOWER LEG

- KARA DIOGUARDI'S SCEPTICAL EAR

- LINDSAY LOHAN'S FLOWING HEAD

- JENSEN ACKLES'S FATED ARM

- JANICE DICKINSON'S FUNDED BACK

- CHELSEA CLINTON'S DISCONNECTED LOWER LEG

- TONY PARKER'S MATERIAL BUTTOCKS

- TAMRON HALL'S BOUNDING CHEEK

- KEYSHIA COLE'S FREELANCE THUMB

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“A Bird of Praise” Face Claims

So a lot of people have face claims for their original characters, so I hopped onto that bandwagon! There are some canon characters in here, too, so enjoy that! I have some AI renderings for some of them, so if I have an AI rendering/photoshop edit for that character, I’ll hyperlink that to the post! Character names by themselves don’t have a face claim yet, but I am always open to suggestions!

Tara Newman - Barbie Ellen (me lol)

Daniel Newman - Nat Wolff

Eleanor Newman - Drew Barrymore

Kathryn Fox-Newman - Sigourney Weaver

Eugene Maldonado - Pedro Pascal

Emmanuel “Manny” Castellanos - Mario Lopez

Alice Castellanos (nèe Maldonado) - Morena Baccarin

Tabatha “Tabby” Castellanos - Ariana Greenblatt

Julia Maldonado (nèe Horowitz) - Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Gabriella “Gabby” Maldonado - Vanessa Hudgens

Samuel “Sam” Ortega - Ryan Guzman

Theodora “Dory” Maldonado

Kenzie Michaels - Julia Garner

Brenda Simpson - Saorise Ronan

Spencer Christiansen - Tom Felton

Coach Maya Jelavich - Natalia Osipova

Reefer Rick - Jonathan Spencer (a friend of mine lol)

Franklin - Adam Conover

Josephine “Josie” Carter

Alanna Alvarez - Camilla Cabello

Lindsay McIntyre - Elizabeth Moss

Dr. Pearl McFarlane - Linda Blair

Principal Higgins - JK Simmons

Matthew Golding Esq.

Patti - Emma Mackey

Debbie- Nicola Peltz

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Scream Queens VH1 Recap - Season 1 Episode 4

Once everyone comes back from the grand ballroom, Tanedra is surprised that Marissa went home instead of Michelle, citing Michelle's acting as "not believable, at all. It's godawful." Lindsay also comments that Michelle "thinks she's a better actress than she actually is." Lina claims herself as "one of the better actresses here". Meanwhile Angela voices her frustration that she hasn't yet been to the grand ballroom or received any direct feedback. I guess that's what you get for being average.

The girls meet up with Shawnee for their mini challenge, and guess what? It's horror-comedy week! What could possibly go wrong? The girls have to perform a super lame scene from a black and white horror movie as just a head on a table, with a male model (aka. a terrible actor) as their scene partner. Lindsay correctly points out that you have to play the scene genuinely because the comedy comes from the cheesy dialogue. She basically kills it by committing fully to the seriousness of the scene with just a touch of over-acting. Tanedra, Angela, and Sarah also do well but over-act a little too much. Michelle plays it like an over the top Disney Channel skit while Lina tries to make it a musical and sings all her lines for some reason?? Like honestly they're both so cringe. But you are not prepared for Jessica. Oh lordy. I honestly don't know how in the world she thought her choice would be a good idea, but apparently she did. She plays it like someone making fun of a disabled person. Her speech pattern, mannerisms, everything she does, it's like... words can't even describe it. It's like a train crash that you can't look away from. If you don't believe me, click here.

Anyway, obviously Lindsay wins the guaranteed callback. Later in Homa's class, the girls are introduced to Melissa Cross, a "scream teacher" who ngl is pretty awesome. She gives them a mini lesson on how to scream without hurting their voices, then each girl is challenged to give a specific scream based on a particular scenario suggested by Homa. Everyone does pretty well except for Lina who gets told off for over-acting, and Jessica who gets in trouble basically for back-talking and not taking things seriously. Angela again privately voices her frustration over no direct feedback from Homa.

Later during dinner, some guy dressed as a zombie comes into the house and the girls all run screaming because omg what a funny prank haha. Angela takes an envelope from around his neck containing their scripts, and a note that tells them they will be auditioning for individual roles in a mock comedy-horror movie trailer called Reform School Zombie Squad. Once she's done reading the note, however, the zombie fucking pukes on the ground and it's like... why?? Who has to clean that up? Why was it necessary? Seriously wtf producers. The girls read through the scripts and find that two of the characters have a make out scene, which Michelle and Lina both say they would not be comfortable doing. Angela has a cry about not getting feedback.

At the audition the girls meet James, the scriptwriter Caleb Emerson, and James' brother Sean Gunn (from Gilmore Girls and Guardians of the Galaxy) who will be the girls' co-star. In their one-on-one auditions, Lindsay goes first and kills her audition for Luwina, which Sean says is "pretty good". Angela auditions for Dana and basically just screams the whole time, which James calls "weird". Tanedra auditions for Carrie and kills it, followed by Jessica and Sarah auditioning for the same character and bombing. Michelle auditions for Shannon and does well, and when asked, tells James she wouldn't be comfortable kissing a girl. Lina bombs her audition for Luwina, doing a pseudo-impression of a black person which Sean calls "borderline racist" and "the worst". James asks her TWICE if there's anything she'd have a problem with or any characters she wouldn't be comfortable playing, and she says no. I'm sure that won't come back to bite her later. The cast is announced as follows:

Michelle as Shannon, the slutty prostitute with the "great vagina" (which Lindsay comments was an "obvious choice, basically playing a tackier version of herself")

Jessica as Lisa, the rich girl with a ball gown and tiara

Lindsay as Luwina, the tough girl from the streets

Angela as Vanessa, the cat burglar and one half of the kiss

Lina as Cat, the Catholic school girl gone bad and the other half of the kiss (HAHAHAHA)

Sarah as Dana, the crazy hockey mask girl

Tanedra as Carrie, the surfer chick and leader of the group

Lina of course complains that she was cast as one half of the girl on girl kiss, and then (probably when she realises the grave she's already dug herself) decides that she's just going to "pretend". lol okay girl. That's the least of her problems though, because for some reason she decides on a horrible screaming voice and lots of tongue-wagging and screeching for her character which just does not work in any way, and refuses to drop it even when James specifically and repeatedly tells her to. Sigh.

Everyone else does pretty well in the challenge tbh, taking James' directions well and also working well with Sean, doing some improv etc. Michelle, to her credit, has a hilarious scene which she kills, in which she gets naked in front of Sean's character along with the line, "Review this record, warden. And by record, I mean VAGINA." It's fucking hilarious.

The time has finally arrived, and Angela and Lina are in their bikinis preparing to shoot the kiss in the hot tub. James describes the kiss in graphic detail which finally gets Lina to admit to him that she doesn't want to do it. Angela mentions that Jessica is down to do the kiss instead, so while she gets subbed in, James basically reads the riot act to Lina (politely, bless him). She tries to make excuses and he's like, "I asked Michelle too and she said no", so she finally apologises to him. In her talking head, Lina says she's "not difficult to work with" and "not a diva" which are both blatant lies, and that her acting isn't an issue which I'm like - girl look in a fucking mirror. Meanwhile Jessica and Angela do the make out scene and it's hilarious, with lines such as, "God, this feels so wrong!" and, "But we can't, we're sisters!"

The next day Lina has a go at Sarah out of nowhere about her apparently leaving a mess in the kitchen / living room, even though Sarah says none of the mess is hers. Sarah (correctly) accuses Lina of being insecure about her shitty work during the main challenge. They have a full on screaming bitch fest in each other's faces while most of the other girls basically just watch them lmao. Lindsay reads the list which mentions Michelle is the week's leading lady, and summons only Angela and Lina to the grand ballroom. Michelle bursts into tears because they are her two closest friends in the house.

There's not really much to be said about this episode's judgement to be honest. Angela gets called out for being really average and fading into the background. Meanwhile the judges go all in on Lina for not only lying about the kiss and stalling production, but also for her terrible performance. Lina gets the axe, and even in her exit talking head, insists it's not because of her acting. Bye, you delusional asshole!

Stay tuned for Season 1 Episode 5!

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Lindsay Felton posting for MIMP.  

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Supergirl (Cir-El) aka Caitlin Seeger listening to some tunes while the sun's setting down. Mostly inspired by this classic pic of Ms. Seeger below the drawing. 

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Mongolian chop

• Caroline Manzo's austere buttocks

• Liam Payne's leathery eyebrow

• Portia De Rossi's bitter nose

• Christina Milian's acidic cheek

• Derrick Rose's structured head

• Anne Hathaway's food friendly hand

• DSquared2's round thigh

• Stephen Amell's charcoal knee

• Lucy Hale's oaked hair

• Florence Henderson's vanillin thumb

• Djimon Hounsou's fat belly

• Henry Cavill's refined hip

• Julie Bowen's tight hair

• Ellen DeGeneres's silky buttocks

• Helen Hunt's minerally ankle

• Jim Parsons's smooth hand

• Levi Johnston's flat wrist

• Lisa Marie Presley's full waist

• Blake Lewis's brilliance ankle

• Heidi Klum's lees nostril

• David Copperfield's musty hair

• Tom Felton's flabby foot

• Kathy Griffin's oxidized ankle

• Johnny Knoxville's grassy hip

• Jessica Simpson's lees arm

• Bobbi Kristina Brown's lean hand

• Jeff Lewis's dry nostril

• Lindsay Lohan's supple foot

• Benedict Cumberbatch's lees nostril

• Dennis Rodman's bright elbow

• Jay Lyon's laser-like nostril

• Ronnie Ortiz-Magro's vanillin calf

• Shakira's balanced buttocks

• Lauren Graham's fresh toe

• Jim Carrey's unctuous ankle

• Mel B's food friendly thumb

• Elizabeth Olsen's autolytic arm

• Zach Braff's reticent neck

• Joe Jonas's smooth eyelash

• Mena Suvari's fresh knee

• Pink's soft fist

• James Woods's alcoholic toe

• Kris Humphries's oaky head

• Ashley Judd's cigar box forearm

• David Letterman's unctuous waist

• Emily Blunt's tannic eyebrow

• Derek Jeter's dense lip

• Daniel Radcliffe's big foot

• Jenna Dewan's spicy eye

• T.R. Knight's leggy belly

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Whoa....Matthew really did well in this scene! One of the best examples of how to hit the right emotional beats!

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(Hopefully by this point you’ve finished watching ‘Belle’, the kind of person who isn’t bothered by spoilers, or are just deciding if you still want to keep watching.)

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After a loooooong...long wait...I finally got to watch the film with captions! I noticed that the On Demand title on SBS doesn't have captions...which is odd (maybe in a couple of days...they'll load it?). Every time I spot this in the TV guide...I instantly get it onto the DVR and of course...I'd be disappointed that there wasn't captions. This one was different though...as I noticed that there was Audio description...

...and of course...I hoped that it also meant that it included captions!!!! Glad I took a chance...even the DVR was filling up again (I'm down to 1 hour of space! So...I'll have to frantically delete!!!)

I did not expect how watchable this would be. I mean...maybe because I was lucky that my first Gugu film was 'Miss Sloane'? There are definitely other roles that she wasn't able to stretch.

Plus Tom! Wow! Come on....he was also killing it!!!

PS: The English so scandalised when it's revealed that their kids speak French (or at least show off their French fluency)!

PPS: It's a shame that we don't see Gugu and Matthew have a scene together...that would have been really interesting to see how capable Matthew is (which I know he is!).

PPPS: I did not expect the number of times I found certain scenes and dialogue funny! Was expecting really...dramatic moments (which there are...but at least it's not...well...the kind that I need to pick myself up sobbing on the floor...or having gone through a mountain of tissue like 'Beautiful Boy'

PPPPS: I considered cutting off the highlight 'Screen To Script' right when John says: "It's about all of us. It's about everything. Everything that's important." --- but then decided to go until the scene finishes as it's a reminder that sometimes...we have made an impact...but it isn't obvious that we have.

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EXT. HOUSE OF COMMONS - DAY

JOHN catches up to LORD MANSFIELD as he approaches his carriage.

JOHN

M'lord if you find for the traders you would be formalising the law of the concept of insuring human cargo.

LORD MANSFIELD gives JOHN a glance, takes off his hat---

LORD MANSFIELD

That's correct.

---- puts his hat on the seat, turns to the chauffer ---

LORD MANSFIELD

Drive.

--- then climbs into the carriage.

The driver closes the door and goes to take his place. JOHN steps closer.

JOHN

Then know when you are gone, your legacy would have left Miss Lidnsay in a world worth more dead than alive.

The carriage starts moving.

LORD MANSFIELD

Miss Lindsay is not a slave.

JOHN starts walking to keep up.

JOHN

By the very grace of God!

LORD MANSFIELD gives the roof two knocks and the carriage stops.

LORD MANSFIELD

This is not about Miss Lindsay.

JOHN

Of course it is.

The nobleman stares back, seemingly stoically. But those eyes are drawn to fellow human equally as passionate about justice. A human teetering between anger and tears.

JOHN

It's about all of us. It's about everything. Everything that's important.

The father looks into the eyes of this young man intently. Searching. Clearly moved.

JOHN just stares back. Earnest.

LORD MANSFIELD breaks it. A small smile escapes as he considers what's been said.

LORD MANSFIELD

Mr. Davinier...

He stares at the youngster dead in the eye.

LORD MANSFIELD

...The world is a devastating place. You must learn to protect your emotions if you wish to prevent both matter of the law and love from devastating you.

JOHN casts his eyes down. Defeated. -------- My verdict of the film: 7/10 Link to the timestamp commentary: I was tempted to do one as I had a couple of reactions but then decided to just watch the whole way through (I'll put one up if there are requests for it! A Formal Review: None More of my comments about the film: None Instagram Entries: TBA? (Maybe? Maybe not?)

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Scream Queens VH1 recap - Season 1 Episode 3

The girls come back from the grand ballroom and everyone’s generally happy and/or unsurprised that Kylah went home. Michelle says that her odds of winning have “skyrocketed up”. The others talk about their feedback, everyone congratulates Lindsay on her win, and Lina complains about how the judges read her for her shitty attitude - there are some great shots of Tanedra rolling her eyes and mouthing “It’s the truth, asshole!” behind Lina’s back.

The next morning’s mini challenge sees the girls pretending to be chased by a killer and ultimately jumping out a second storey window. They’re taught how to do the basic jump with a stunt woman and coordinator, and then go for it. Everyone does pretty average to be honest, Michelle way over acts, Marissa gets in her own way once again, and to her credit Lina actually does the jump despite being afraid of heights. Tanedra is the only one who really fully commits acting wise, and not only that but she does a FLIP out the window and, I mean, it’s obvious who the best one is. Jessica, who up to this point was super excited to jump, now decides she’s afraid of heights and has a full on crying emotional meltdown before saying it was all part of the acting?? Okay girl. Clearly, Tanedra wins the guaranteed callback.

The girls are awarded a night out at a local club, because what could go wrong?? They get dressed up and go out for drinks. Things quickly go off the rails with many girls getting super drunk. Several of the girls criticise Michelle’s over acting but for some reason she decides to only snap back at Sarah, who proceeds to have a cry about it. Meanwhile Lina says some racist shit about Tanedra so they have their own little fight going on. They get on the bus to go home and Angela is crying in Lina’s lap and literally NOBODY KNOWS WHY. Meanwhile Jessica goes in on Sarah for getting drunk, so Sarah calls her fat, so Jessica calls her an ugly Jew. And the whole cast is just like WHAAAAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

After all this has gone on, for some reason the producers thought it’d be a good idea to fake a bus breakdown and scare the girls with Billy the Puppet from Saw, because omg what a funny prank haha. Shawnee gets on the bus along with the guy dressed as Billy and gives the girls info about their director’s challenge, but honestly they’re all drunk and they’ve literally just had that verbal stoush so do you really think they’re taking any of this on board?? And while they’re looking at their scripts Lindsay says something about how it’s exciting to have a real scene and Jessica LITERALLY SHUSHES HER - TWICE. What is wrong with this girl ahhhh

The next day the girls go to Homa’s class and Scott and Katie, the stunt coordinator and stunt woman from the mini challenge, are there to teach them some fighting combat for screen. They get taught how to punch, stab, take hits etc. Then they all get paired up to have a go at the scene from the director’s challenge. Jessica gets called out for being crazy, Michelle and Sarah for over acting, and Marissa for being in her head. Lina and Tanedra get paired up together because of course they do. Lina says some more racist shit in her talking head, and also “accidentally” hits Tanedra on purpose. But because Tanedra is the fucking best she keeps her cool and does her job.

The girls go to the director’s challenge and they have to do a scene where they wake up in a creepy lair, are confronted by the killer, and then fight him off. They’re getting bloodied up by the makeup team and in her talking head, Lina literally says, “We look like crack whores. In Inglewood.” Like DUDE JUST STOP TALKING YOU RACIST POS. Anyway.

Jessica goes up and she’s like... far away?? She’s in some sort of headspace and she literally just looks even crazier than ever, like she can snap at any moment. And honestly it comes across in her performance. Marissa bombs completely because she can’t get out of her own head. Michelle goes WAY over the top and James describes her as “frantic”, while the other girls laugh behind the scenes because her wide-stance scream of rage looks like what Angela calls a “power dump” and it’s honestly hilarious. The best part is that Michelle thinks that she killed it and goes backstage with her arms in the air, and the rest of the girls literally laugh in her face. As fucking awful as Lina is, she kills the challenge. Everyone else does okay, and then Sarah gets up and just completely bombs, which is unlike her as she’s been so consistent up to this point. Unlike Michelle, Sarah knows she fucked up, too.

The next day, Tanedra reads the list which summons Sarah, Jessica, Michelle, Marissa, and Lina to the grand ballroom. When they get there, Sarah is pulled forward and told that her director’s challenge was the worst in the group, but she had done so well otherwise that she still gets a callback, and the judges warn her not to let her emotions get the best of her. Lina gets leading lady because she killed the director’s challenge (and she was smart enough to keep her racist bullshit away from the judges smh). Jessica once again gets called out for acting crazy and told to calm down, but gets a callback. The bottom 2 is Michelle and Marissa, because honestly they both sucked this week, and Marissa gets the axe.

Stay tuned for Season 1 Episode 4!

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Lindsay Felton in Two Star State of Mind.