#literally not joking

[tooquirkytolose]

It's all "oh can you remove the rainbow balloon topper on the cake this is for a BOY do you have anything for a BOY no not the blue roses, roses are for girls the sprinkles are multicolored but there's pink ones mixed in can you remove the pink ones this is for a BOY hello my daughter wants a spiderman cake *rolls eyes* haha so I GUESS we'll do that but can you add some PINK to the cake since it's for a girl?? He wants a wonderwoman cake so we're gonna do superman instead because he's a BOY"

[missanthropicprinciple]

I love Dracula Daily because it always reminds me of my first memory - crawling out of my crib face down at 20 months old.

[aurazoo]

wanna come home to an unemployed girl who will play video games for me when I come home from work till I pass out wrapped around her arm

[rainingmbappe]

I feel very inappropriately about him.

[the-teapot-collection]

just finished s2 of good omens.

actually going to the woods to scream now.

[regularmarioenemies]

hey sorry i havent posted in a bit. my main account this one is linked to got terminated because i made a post using a transphobic slur while high (i'm trans and was reclaiming it for the purposes of a hilarious joke) and it took like a week to get back

[clandestinegardenias]

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[goldensunset]

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

[moonscape]

[rhinestonesox]

When Senshi was young in the dungeon the majority of the adults he were with ostracized him. All except Gillin, who died to make sure Senshi had something to eat: unseasoned boiled meat that may or may not have been one of their comrades.

It really puts into perspective why he was so nurturing towards Chilchuck. When Chil reveals he’s 28 to the party, Senshi responds by telling him that he thought he was older. Senshi was in his 30s when he and his comrades got trapped in the dungeon, so it’s safe to assume that he thought Chil was at a similar age.

He met a young boy who was, from his perspective, forced to do dangerous work in the dungeon just like he was, and so, Senshi made an effort to look after Chilchuck in the same way Gillin looked after him.

Mind you, when Senshi was young in the dungeon he had to starve for weeks, eat the horse he loved, and finish it off spending the next i don’t know how many years wondering if he committed cannibalism.

Senshi understands first hand the value of nutrition and proper eating, so when he’s with the party he makes an effort to make sure they’re all eating a full and balanced diet. Not only that, but Senshi INVOLVES them in the process of getting food to eat, always preparing it in front of them and narrating every ingredient in the process so that there’s no doubt about what they’re eating.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory and Glamrock Freddy’s dynamic in FNAF

[frostedpuffs]

does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it's always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don't have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn't even enough because my days off aren't consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this

[thekingofthenameless]

The King of the Nameless is an adaptation of Arthurian Legend, except… it takes place in an entirely fantasy world. Wizards, demons, dragons, mermaids, and spirits are just five of the magical creatures that inhabit (WORLD NAME NEEDED).

Alongside magic being everywhere, corruption runs just as deep in the country of Avalon. Seaside towns that imported benign items like silk are now infamous for attracting contract killers and magic hunters.

The idea of murdering magical creatures for their body parts, as well being a falsely presumed threat to humanity, is slowly becoming more widespread through rumors of what their magic can do to heal and harm, no matter how much Merlin Ambrosius tries to stop it.

He’s a wizard himself, of course. Everybody knows that.

What they don’t know is that he’s hiding a lot of secrets: being half-demon, being born a girl, and trying to cope with madness that makes it difficult to tell falsehoods from reality, for one thing.

However, he has his dragon familiar and found family, Charlemagne Ambrosius, to keep him grounded and understand him when no one else will.

Unbeknownst to them, the very heart of corruption is in Camelot itself.

Uther Pendragon has just become king after his father’s death, and he’s been waiting for this. Maybe now that he’s ruling, he can finally kill Merlin and rid himself of the rebellious, soft, mad advisor. With the most powerful wizard in the land dead, then no one will be able to stop him from killing the monsters that plague it.

Or, in a crappy summary: “Traumatized Mentally Ill Trans Male Protagonist Who Has The Best Dragon Ever Tries To Stop The Creepy Asshole King From Ruining Everything”

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[flagellant]

yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

[celecatto]

im not a furry, i just genuinely cannot process trying to draw a human