#literally kill me wtf
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finally finished this hat. closed it out and knotted it and everything and then realised I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THE RIBBING ALL THE WAY JUST FOR 5 ROWS it looks SO DUMB. LOOK AT THE BUTTCRACK!!! I HATE IT HERE!!!!
#it looks ugly :(#might fuck around and knit a different white hat#because i wanted a polar bear but ugh this is so#idk#tried it on that horrible doll and it's too big so it's probably too big for my nephew anyway#ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh#and i finished it really nicely too#usually my ends are sloppy but i tried really hard#this sUCKS#and i was so fucking proud of myself for remembering the ribbing each time correctly#literally kill me wtf
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I hope they find each other <3
#how have I not drawn timerogue yet wtf#a little screenshot redo because art block is killing me and I miss doccy who#doctor who#timerogue#fifteenth doctor#ncuti gatwa#15th doctor#Jonathan groff#rogue#season 1#series 40#minsart#my art#fanart#literally just realised they are blue/red gays holy shittt
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zoro who is so caught off guard by sanji’s kinder actions towards him is one of my favorite tropes. sanji crafting him specialized post workout snacks personally adjusted for him but still down to fight and call him names. he’s still the biggest asshole zoro has ever had the displeasure of knowing, and he’s horribly considerate. he’s a little confused but doesn’t reject any of sanji’s specialized treats. it’s not like sanji is fawning and doting over him like he does nami, so zoro feels like he can cross off sanji actually liking him from his list of reasons as to why sanji is acting like this. but it’s still fucking strange..
meanwhile sanji is in his kitchen wondering how zoro hasn’t taken a damn hint yet
#i always thought sanji was really weird about showing affection to anybody who isnt nami or robin#bcz with them its just second nature like he likes them so much its so easy to shower them in love#meanwhile you have ZORO who is like#‘is that asshole trying to kill me?’#zoro who thinks its similar to when you get a dog excited to get into the car only for them to go to the vet#thinks sanji is ‘buttering him up’ for his own sick desire#sanji whose sick desire is literally just to make snacks for his crewmate as a display of care#doesnt even have to be romantic just wants to show a bit of appreciation#still tagging as zosan because. luv my babas#zoro: wtf is your problem#sanji who just made him lunch: MY problem??#zosan#one piece#txt#roronoa zoro#headcanon#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#zoro#prompt
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are we ever gonna talk about this
#my posts#my aftg posts#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#the sunshine court#if you haven't read the extra content you are in a lot less pain than me#because there's so much. just so much#and this. he kills himself to draw attention to the raven's abuse#AND TO SHOW HIS SUPPORT FOR KEVIN WHAT DO YOU MEAN?????#it happens on the day/night of graduation!!!! which means 2 years post-tkm??? unless the timeline is different in other drafts#just imagine kevin in every draft. but especially in that one#oh my god ohhhhhhhhh my god im so glad we did not have to see that#and at one point nora says jean has complicated feelings about neil and kevin but he was always willing to die for them#???????????? literally wtf
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like i’ve said time and time again, i haven’t watched bbc merlin in years but i was just wondering when the first time merlin called arthur by his name to his face and im scrolling thru the transcripts on the fandom wiki (supposedly it was s1ep4 btw) and im skimming the script for all these episodes and getting angrier and angrier. gaius was wrong for all that. morgana deserved so much better. edwin muirden was valid as hell (for targeting uther AND gaius. yeah. i said it.). also kilgharrah ate with that one lil line “then turn a blind eye. that is, after all, your talent” okay lizard brain pop offff.
#gaius telling merlin to stop using magic so casually in the privacy and security of their quarters?????#wtf is wrong with that???? ur only instilling unnecessary fear and shame into him#gaius KNOWING morgana is a seer but gaslighting her into believing its nothing more than dreams#same shit#making her feel crazy for something shes going thru#OOOOO GAIUS GOT ME PISSED OFF#SORRY#IM NOT NORMALLY ANTI GAIUS BUT WHEW#reading back thru these transcripts got me heated#gaius and uther and kilgharrah were all wrong#there were hints of arthur being accepting of magic in s1#when gwen was accused of healing her father arthur literally stood up to his father about it#ABOUT MAGIC!!!!!#and told him that even if gwen had used magic she used it to cure her father#he described it as an act of love and kindness#FUCKKK#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#morgana le fay#morgana pendragon#anti gaius#sorryyy#but im actually not#like uther committed a genocide and we hate him yeah but gaius stood by and did NOTHING and even built off of uthers actions#yeah sure he didnt kill anyone or turn anyone in to uther but he used uthers actions as a way to instill fear and shame into magic users#who came to him for HELP#merlin repeatedly about other magic users circa s1: but theyre like me!!#gaius and kilgharrah: no they are bad and evil and need to die!!!#everything wouldve been so much better had merlin just followed his heart and made his own choices
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Raka: the human girl followed you all the way from your camp?
Noa: yes. it’s very annoying
Raka: and an Eagle follows you as well? You have TWO animal sidekicks that follow you??
Noa: I guess
Raka: and you can SING?????
Noa: well—
Raka: the old books have spoken of this phenomenon before. Animal sidekicks & singing. By any chance, was one of or both of your parents the leader of your clan?
Noa: actually yes. how’d you know?
Raka:
Raka: have you ever heard of this mysterious ancient creature known as a “Disney Princess” Noa?
#Raka’s ‘wtf why are u so popular’ killed me#and he considered humans simple creatures so#Noa and his animal sidekicks#and he SINGS#literally a Disney Prince / princess#kotpota#kingdom of the planet of the apes#kotpota spoilers#kingdom of the planet of the apes spoilers //#planet of the apes reboot#babbles
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Rin: so I was going home from middle school and this asshole jumped me so I obviously beat the shit out of him and he went to the hospital for a broken nose and internal bleeding
Bon: I'm so glad you stopped doing that like a week before we met
#Bon is like 'wtf was going on in your town'#To me rin lived in a low income area#Also rin was like hella close to going juvy he only didn't cuz his dad is the town priest#We love nepotism#Rin is loved by old ladies and the homeless and hated by literally everyone else#blue exorcist#ao no exorcist#Bon knows in his heart if he met rin in middle school rin would have fucking killed him#He wouldn't have but he could and that scares him#rin okumura#ryuuji suguro
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Duet Fanzine | Poem by Maria Shaw, art by Doreen DuBois (1980)
--poem transcribed into plain text below--
EXPRESSION In the after time, when the ebb-flow passion's tide has subsided... Leaving us spent and enveloped in hazy warmth. I search in vain for a way to tell you of the poetry whirling through my mind, of the singing within my heart, of the fierce joy coursing through my veins... And to convey to you... my gratitude... for your opening of the door into this new world you have shown me. But words, can sound so glib, so false, And even the heart's most well meant phrases, sometimes sound like a tired cliché. So, I'll just say, "I love you." Because that's the truth.
#literally dying#wtf maria YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE#spirk#poetry#fanfiction#1980s#vintage#fanzines#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the original series#k/s#the premise#space husbands#fan art#spock#fandom history#love#poem
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Everytime something happens in France in a comic, I realize how little researches comics writers do. And like, if they are this bad with my western country, how bad it is with third-world countries they talk about???
In Nightwing (2016), Raptor is from a circus that was near Paris during Mary Grayson's childhood, so more than 40 years ago at least.
In this flashback, they accuse the mayor of Paris of having given leprosy to the romani and of keeping away the meds they need. Already, with our healthcare's system, it's hardly possible, as they would be able to go to a hospital to get the help they need. Do they think "public healthcare" means the state has a direct control on medication, because that's not the case at all. The French gov control the money put into medication, how much is bought, but a mayor has no power over this. I just don't understand how something like this could happen. You can totally write a racist medical scandal in France, but makes it make sense with our system.
But also, Paris didn't have a mayor until 1977, so if it's before 1977, impossible. And, Paris' mayor from 1977 to 1995 is JACQUES CHIRAC, who was the PRESIDENT after. They wrote a story implying that a French President kept medications away from sick people, was discovered and was still elected President. And, yes, the French government is far from good and they have deeply harmed the romani, but like, maybe don't write shit like that. (Also, Chirac was really against the war of Iraq, and stood up against the US, which France is still paying the price for to this day. So I don't really like an USAmerican to criticize Chirac. Like, we can do it, others can do it, but not USAmericans, y'all have done enough) I'm pretty sure that wasn't the goal of the writers. No, what happen is that they didn't do researches about Paris' mayor and so, wrote that shit.
This may be inspired by the contaminated blood's scandal in the 80s-90s, which was worst in France, but no mayor was found guilty, it was doctors who knowingly contaminated patients with a deadly illness. And the French government was held accountable, even if they had no hand in it, as a matter of principle.
I understand it's a fiction, and they didn't literally wrote "Chirac did this", but it's kind of clumsy. (Especially because of everything I wrote earlier about Chirac's politics and how the US is still punishing France for being against killing civilians and destroying Iraq. France was doing the right thing, and the US worked so France would go back in line and treat Arabs like shit. Do not think western countries are free from the US' imperialism)
And in no way I'm saying that you cannot write France being awful, I know my gov's crimes (rn, they have deported homeless out of Paris for the Olympics, the President is refusing to acknowledge the left won the elections and to take a leftist prime minister so we have no prime minister since mid July and fuck democracy I guess, they support Israel's crimes against humanity, and are behaving like the colonizers that they are in New-Caledonia, sending the armies against the Kanaks that have not enough power on their own land), I'm just saying it should at least be believable enough to work. (Easiest way: make the cops racist. Boom. Also, French cops talk like vilains, it's insane.) And also, not about someone touchy like clumsily painting badly a president that was punished by the US for doing the right thing.
#batman#Nightwing#dick grayson#dc comics#there are other example but this one killed me#it's so funny but I also know that some french politicians would lose their marbles if they read it#I have so much to say about this flashback like pls#the romani living in wooden caravans? lol no pls what in the orientalism is this?#my ramblings#But also Bruce Wayne really? At least kill Bernard Arnault Raptor! Or Sarkozy the French President that is a criminal and went to court#Or Bruno Le Maire#Or the director of Lafarge they literally worked with terrorists#in Red Hood and Arsenal Jason using guns in Paris is also unbelievable to me it would not fly at all#in Red Robin Tim stops robbers who stole from a luxurious jewelry store and killed 3 people#and like robbers nearly ever kill in France because wtf would you make the cops go after you and risk murder charges#when you can get away with stealing goods more easily#also the people don't care when a luxurious store get robbed we go “good for them” so everyone disliked that tim#this is not a “first time?” kind of things btw I have a long list of usamericans handling France badly
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two reverse - adrienne lenker
#patrick is so strong because if my best friend yelled at me like that I'd kill myself on the spot#just saying#this didn't come out exactly how i wanted it to but capcut kept crashing so this is what we get#anyway#they make me sick#genuinely#like my stomach HURTS#screaming crying throwing up#also art looks like a literal angel in that scene where he's looking down at patrick wtf 🫤#challengers#patrick zweig#art donaldson#tashi duncan#challengers 2024#artrick#art donaldson x patrick zweig
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He wouldn't be able to hide it, even if he wanted to. So why is it not there?
#AHHHHHHHHH#im just#so dead inside#guys dont make a non canon ship ur reason to live its not fun#saiou is literally the death of me#more specifically#kokichi#the worst thing he did was that he died#saiouma#danganronpa shuichi#danganronpa kokichi#kokichi ouma#shuichi saihara#saihara x ouma#drv3 kokichi#drv3 shuichi#drv3 killing harmony#ndrv3#ndrv3 kin#my art#comic#the tags are getting so long lmao wtf
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thinking about my little meow meow
sol emeralds and sol energy fucking her up 😱
#sth#blaze the cat#au stuff#me n my friend have crafted lore for the sol emeralds#cuz there's literally nothing canonical lmao#they're like foils to the chaos emerald#and simultaneously reflecting blaze's personality vs sonic's#so they're like chaos vs order here#I luv the hc that chaos energy spurs the growth of plants and flowers#and it's important in this au#so the sol emeralds sorta do the opposite#cause destruction and wilt and kill any surrounding plantlife etc etc#sonic's beauty of chaos vs blaze's downfall via order#u feel me#and her powers are 'fueled' by sol energy ig#I'd need to dissect my brain to truly explain wtf I mean by all of this#but in essence the sol emeralds don't like anyone and barely tolerate blaze LMAO#must maintain the order and stability quite literally to a fault#so all that is fucking her up! caused scarring from using her powers!#so the bangles r to help regulate and disperse that energy so the scarring doesnt really go past the wrists#ok bye i'm talking too much here sry#luc arte
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ueueueueueuueueueuueuee when will these ovarian cysts heal??? ive been suffereng for 3 months already and i dun think the meds they prescribed to me is working ueueueueueueueuueueueueueh
#nobu.nobu.chat#literally curling up into a ball bc i have no balls and the balls i have inside of me are all killing me#i fucking hate ovarian cysts#yknow what? i hate the female anatomy in general#wtf u mean my nipple is itchy?#wtf u mean my uterus is leaning backwards further and has a high possibility to cause me lower back problems?#wtf u mean i have a special sort of water forming on my balls that i happened to have inside me??????#i did not ask for a spoiled egg#ueueueueueueueueu#biology hates women
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Now I've finished Umbrella Academy season 4 I can officially delete Netflix forever and never have my heart broken again
#seriously they should be paying for my therapy#stop giving me beautiful shows and then taking them away or ruining them#although ngl I didn't hate this season too much#even if Five's arc made me wanna kill somebody#it's the ending that killed it for me#literally finished just a few minutes ago and more it sets in the more I don't like it#like seriously wtf#but at least I can finally leave this red and black prison and engage in media that can last#justice for the following:#inside job netflix#the hollow netflix#and the final season of tua#tua#tua season 4#tua spoilers#the umbrella academy
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“ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀꜱᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴇʟᴘ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀꜱ ᴄᴏᴘᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱʜ*ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.”
pov: we’re at blitzø’s hate party and we make eye contact😍😳
(i would never be at that party because blitz is my silly child and i love him.. mmmooost the time. But ill go there for you bbg🥰 /Jomfg)
ANYWAYYSYYSTSTSY… she poutin😞
IM NOT RLLY SATISFIED WITH THIS HAHHA SO ILL PROBABLY TRY HER AGAIN SOON AFTER REQUESTS SLOW DOWN😭
ignore the realistic cup tee hee. I HAD TO GIVE HER A NOSE. IVE DRAWN WITHOUT NOSES BUT. IT WAS BOTHERING ME. IM SORRY😭😭 also heart pupils.. because yes. She has hearts everywhere else so she can have heart pupils.
ya’ll already know i suck at backgrounds so uhhh-
ILL MOST LIKELY POST IT ON YT!! @jasongotdripforrealnocap, or ill edit the post later and link it hehe
also.. a yap. (Its stupid, ignore😍)
im glad stolitz didnt get back together immediately after the fight but like… why did stolas move on so quickly. It’s like he’s not hurt at all by it which is like he never cared to begin wit- we know he cares and loves b but like, take time to heal. i get that stolas is trying to fool himself by moving on but WHY CANT HE REALIZE THEYRE CANONNN😭.
I don’t hate either of them, they both are very much in the wrong but like.. in full moon Stolas could have given him time to think. All their relationship has been is just s*x- like ever since the pilot, blitz has been named a “plaything” or whatever by Stolas himself. blitz never realized he was more than that. so why does stolas expect blitz to reciprocate unclear and we suddenly known feelings? Then stolas moves on with another guy barely an episode later. Idk im just… i feel bad for blitz more than i do for stolas. Blitz messed up too but i understand his pain, being suddenly abandoned. Stolas loves words. WHY CANT HE READ IN BETWEEN THE LINES??? Like what do you expect? GIVE HIM A MINUTE… anyways. Ahem. I love them both and i also hate them both but.. like i relate more to blitz. I don’t push people away like he does but i get why he’s scared to be vulnerable.
#ALL HAIL QUEEN VEROSIKA🙏#I was almost gonna type queen velverosa wtf💀#For those of you who don’t know queen velverosa is from a webtoon called ‘mage and demon queen’ and it’s SOOO GOOD BUT THE DAILY PASS#Is killing me#artists on tumblr#art#uh#verosika#verosika mayday#helluva boss verosika#hb verosika#verosika fanart#helluva#apology tour#blitz#artist#small artist#drawing#artwork#art on tumblr#helluvaverse#helluva boss#helluvaboss#blitzø’s type is literally just famous people that are taller than him omfg#vivziepop#stolitz#helluva boss season 2#stolas x blitz#stolas
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oh fuck merlin following after arthur for five seasons, at his heel following him into every battle, every fight, every quest without regard for his own safety. arthur dying on the shore of that damn lake and merlin dying with him but his body remains. arthur goes to avalon and merlin is forced to stay on earth. merlin can’t follow arthur this time. this is one journey merlin and arthur can’t take together. two halves split and kept apart for over fifteen hundred years. goddamn it. these fucking assholes never fail to make me cry. i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them
#merlin screaming at the lake - screaming at arthur - at how he left him. he left merlin all alone.#merlin is alone and arthur is with all their friends in avalon#gwen tryibg to console merlin over arthurs death by saying that they’ll all be reunited in the otherworld#and that may be true for her and the knights of the round table#but not merlin#merlin will roam the earth for centuries ALONE#its one of the cruelest jokes of the gods#making two people soulmates. theyre each others other half. they are destined to meet and become a legend#they only get ten years together#arthur is taken from merlin. they take his other half. and instead of roaming for forty years in grief and sorrow#they doom him to roam for eternity. soulmates. one who died too young and one who will never meet his end.#soulmates who were destined to meet but never destibed to stay together#FUCK THEM#I HATE THEM#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#angst#its an angst kinda night#i hate them so much#imagine meeting ur literal soulmate. ur other half. half of your soul. and holding them as they die. and end up being immortal.#i would fight god#wtf do you mean by that#nahh nah nah cmere and catch these immortal hands#what are u gonna do? kill me??
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