#literally forgot about this

[lord-shitbox]

oh shit i got a bisexual certificate in the mail

[sporadictimetravelgarden]

reading voltaire’s candide for class. holy shit guys

the chapter titles are basically structured like friends episodes

the main character’s love interest is his cousin

he’s kicked out after getting caught kissing his aforementioned cousin by his uncle/boss/future in-law

some army recruitors are trying to get him to enlist but this dumbass just confesses his love for his cousin (and is then forcefully enlisted)

his army arc lasts like one chapter before he ends up in lisbon

their token philosopher is caught fucking a maid in the woods

they end up in actual el dorado bc why not

marty???? is my fav, love him and his pessimistic view of life, same

[mania-sama]

was scrolling on tiktok and i was BLASTED with this official VLD art:

WHIPLASH. FUCKING WHIPLASH. and now i want ALL of you to be reminded of the WAVES this art caused. civilizations COLLAPSED

they don’t make fandom like voltron anymore. they just don’t. bakudeku ending still doesn’t hold a candle to klance.

[inkskinned]

you're in the habit of denying yourself things.

if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.

but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?

what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.

and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.

you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.

so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.

it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.

sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.

oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.

[wasyago]

joel with a ponytail ( best kind of joel tbh )

( plus an attempt at drawing him with green skin but idk i don't think im gonna use it )

[pandakong]

[ID: digital fan art on an aged parchment-like texture of a Decidueye, the arrow quill Pokémon, leaning and laying his head on crossed arms on the implied grey desk or table. Only his beak poking out from the hood. / end ID]

Decidueye 100% is that student that pulls his hoodie strings all the way and puts his head down during class

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)

THAT LAZYBONES!!

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[anthyies]

the thing about disco elysium is that it has women in it. what you see on the internet about it might lie to you about that but it has women, gay women even, very compelling women even, in it.

[bamsara]

if you keep a emergency car kit in your car that contains any gels or liquids or spray (medicine in a first aid kid, water bottles in an emergency, gel ice packs, ect) you should go check on it and maybe take it out of the car for the time being and set it by the door to grab whenever you go driving or otherwise it might. explode from the heat. dont be like me.

[cozylittleartblog]

girl help i have been transported back to middle school

artfight attack on @necrotic-nightshade !!

[jinglebunns]

Happy Birthday Kirby!!! 🌟🌟🌟

[the-pobble-terrarium]

[ringing a dinner bell] COME GET YALLS FOOD

I don’t think he’s normal about that, Scrabby

[impsandstars]

[heartorbit]

catch us if you can! ☆

[burst-of-iridescent]

if he’s your man then why is he jumping in front of lightning for me after he dumped your ass in prison and forgot about you

[clouvu]

Save me french yuri... Save me