#literally everyone is a hybrid

[fuckmeyer]

if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

[anemicjellyfish]

Something about the way Blitzø will flirt with anyone, anytime, for any reason

Except Stolas (after their arrangement was made)

Blitzø, you are denial personified

[dismas-n-dismay]

Psst. She's got something to show you!! Check it, Tiny Falin!

[cephydeluxe]

the quietest csm chapter incoming in 14 hours how y'all feeling about that

[unnamed-atlas]

Finally finished sweet tooth s3. Having incredibly mixed feelings

[nexus-nebulae]

settling an internal debate

*an external item or force has to be something that they need Every Time they shapeshift, like a spellcasting scroll or magical item. If it was a one-time boon, like a spell/curse/bite that permanently gives them the ability to shift, in our eyes that means they simply are a shapeshifter now regardless of past status.

If they have to already have a propensity for magic to use the magical item (ex: only wizards being able to use a spellcasting staff, and you have to be born a wizard) then where they fit is up to you

[clowndensation]

work updateeee <3

our ceo wanted to do a ride along with one of our techs. they got into a fight because that tech essentially said that he's been doing this job for 10 years, and he doesn't want someone who has never been in the field telling him how he should do his work. so now he's riding along with me (the most agreeable tech we have atm lmao).

anyways i spent the last half of my day going over everything with him, and in that time i've discovered that one of the new sop's we're following was made by chatgpt, one of the other changes we're making I didn't know how to implement, and so we couldn't do it because our ceo doesn't know how to do it either, and the big overhaul isn't ready yet, so now i have to go into the shop an hour and a half early to prepare it tomorrow.

[mirandahamilton]

just an update now that i’m working my dream job: it’s cool but i hate my fucking life!!!!!!!

[goldeneyedgirl]

I've been reading your babyfic snippets and I have so many questions about it. I love the concept, it's so cute and funny and a bit dark – since now the cullens have one more thing to protect. I think you mentioned in one of the snippets that Jasper tried to cook for Ollie (and failed) and I'd love to read anything you have about this. Also, I see Maria and Alice's mom are potential problems (?), but are you thinking about making the Volturi a problem too, aka Renesmee Cullen plot??

Don't worry if you don't have snippets to post, I'd be glad just to know your thoughts <3

Thank you :D I'm having a good time turning baby-fic into something with a Plot.

I can add Jasper trying to cook to the list of potential ficmas posts!

Neither Jasper or Alice are good cooks and rely entirely on Alice's stepfather to teach them (mostly so that they aren't forcing cooking-food scents at the Cullens, not because Esme is unwilling; Simon has High Standards when it comes to food, so he's determined to make sure Alice knows her way around the kitchen).

Alice manages okay with practice - she's never going to be an amazing, passionate cook, but she can definitely feed herself and Ollie. She has the advantage of being able to smell and taste, and Jasper can't tell temperatures as well as Alice. Jasper comes from an era where food was very, very different and everything was made from scratch, and he has only the vaguest memory of eating. But by god, he's going to try so goddamn hard to get it right.

(Esme hovering every time he's left home alone with Ollie, desperate to help, but Jasper's so determined to be able to do this one damn thing for his son because it's a basic human need. It would be hard to be a vampire that can learn anything with ease for decades, and then be faced with something that can't be mastered instantly.)

So the plot between main Hybrid-verse and Baby-verse will be different. Basically, there will be main Hybrid-verse, and a secondary fic that basically diverges into Baby-verse.

They will, at this point, have different villains. Hybrid needs a major overhaul, tbh, so a lot of details are up in the air (right now, I've reached the equivalent of New Moon in major scenes; I'm leaning towards Hybrid being one giant fic instead of divided up, but that's not set in stone either.) I need to ramble at beautlilies about main-Hybrid to see if the existing plan is ridiculous or usable, before I confirm or deny who the villain is.

Maria is not the villain in either of them; she's kind of there to stir the shit and when she's around, it's solely to remind everyone that only she may harass, torment, and manipulate Jasper and his possessions (family, friends, Alice), and anyone else who tries is added to the top of her shit list.

(Maria on discovering Jasper has a kid because neither of them was using birth control: "...I changed him because he was pretty, not because he was smart.")

[philtatosbuck]

mikaelson stans are deeply unserious but the worst kinds are the klaro klaus stans, the “klaus is a big meanie” elijah stans and the “kol is so mistreated” kol stans

[steeleyespan]

i would never get a pedigree dog due to health problems unethical breeding practices The price and i kind of disagree with the whole idea of breeding for form not function especially when the standards are so specific and narrow HOWEVER. i do love knowing dog breeds and i love walking down a street and seeing an ouppy and being like . I know what you are

[textualviolence]

HYBRID-CYBORG DUALISM IN ONE BEING MY BELOVED

[niphuial]

Katerina instantly knows something is wrong, and she gently touches Elijah's cheek, eyes warm. "Elijah, you bit me," she tells him softly, voice calm. "Aren't werewolf bites deadly to vampires? You, yourself would never harm your siblings but your wolf....it did not like what Niklaus insinuated at all." She murmured, voice firm. "I love you, and I expect you would do the same for I should Lucian ever do the same thing and irritate I into trying to bite him. Siblings do such things, I'm afraid. Luke once cut off all my curls because I wouldn't let him play with Charlotte," at Elijah's confused look, she elaborates. "My doll. She would have been on my dresser at home. Luke and I took turns playing with her after Pa-Viktor melted down Lucian's toy knight to make something with it," she admitted, frowning slightly. "Anyway it was my turn with Charlotte, and Lucian didn't like that, so when I was sleeping he gleefully cut off every curl he could find. Mama was furious. Grandmother, unfortunately, had to cut my hair so short I could play as Lucian again so long as I wore baggy clothes." She finished, grinning as she felt Elijah chuckle.

"Really now, Katerina?" Lucian called, a happy smile on his face. "Telling all and sundry about my sins?"

this would be fun to watch

[netherzon]

Was excited to read a book about spirituality this morning

The preface: there are two distinct types of human beings genetically, I elaborate in Ch 9

Me: .....*jumps to Ch 9, suspicious*

Ch 9: The ancient astronauts theories of civilization make sense for explaining how fucked up “Judeo-Christianity” is in its relationship to the natural world, and its a shame academia has disregarded them just because some non-intellectuals have argued in their favor poorly

Me: ._.

[mlembug]

yeah there's a lot of discussions about racism in usa but at least it's a well known problem that is being discussed, meanwhile poland being currently mostly ethnically monolithic (as a result of WW2 and then having closed borders for significant amount of time), racism isn't really discussed that much in here but this merely means the problem is swept under a rug rather than it not existing, which I'd argue is actually worse, especially with smaller population (percentage-wise) that results in more difficulty in creating support groups/community.

Tell a European person that their idea of an ethnostate is extremely racist and based in extreme white supremacist ideas and watch what sort of bullshit they will come up with when you say that a brown person can be swedish

[the-massive-simp]

Question! Of! The! Day! 🍑🍓

Which Genshin Men have the biggest dicks 👀

Ohhhh~ I like the way you think 👀 I left out hybrid/dragon/non human characters because it would have been unfair🤭 (and too obvius)

♡ Childe

He might be rather skinny and lean, but it doesn't match his dick at all. And I'd bet on the fact he wears those grey trousers just to make you stare at his dickprint all the time. And just like he gets you everything you look at in shops, he also gives it to you every time he catches you staring. Get ready to be sore. Big dick + the highest sex drive on this list is a dangerous combo.

♡ Diluc

The headcanon that he's beefy (leaning toward dad bod in the years to come😋) lives rent free in my head so of course his dick is going to be as thick as him. And it comes paired with the nicest breeder balls, so heavy and aching to fill you with his seed <3 It doesn't really matter to him if you can have his kids or not, he is going to stuff you full of his dick and cum. And his cock is just so big that it can reach so far inside of you, making sure none of his seed goes wasted, pumping it deep inside.

♡ Wriothesley

Biggest dick in this post. I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. He knows it, and always makes sure to tease you when you start whining about how he's "Too big" and "Won't fit". He'll make it fit<3 Could spend literal hours fingering you or eating you out, but usually he tries to get you nice and ready as quickly as possible because he can't wait to feel you around his cock. It's physically impossible to look at this man and don't associate him with one of the thickest dicks ever. Every single inch of his body gives off that vibe.