#literally cannot catch a break

[lilbreed1ngdoll]

i need to move out asap.

i have grown very sick and tired of my sister's constant criticism and harsh judgement about everything i do.l

[glitter-stained]

Me explaining Jason lore to a friend:

Me: So his dad goes to jail and then he takes care of his mom while she's sick and develops addiction but she dies and then he's on the streets, where he's like, starving. But then he tries to steal the wheels of the Batmobile and meets Batman!

Her: oh nice

Me: yeah, after a quick stint in a terrible group home he's taken in by Batman and becomes Robin and he's an absolute sweetheart, he has his issues sometimes but like they're so understandable and he's the cutest! And then he may or may not kill a man after finding the body of his victims who killed herself, and then he finds out his mom wasn't his bio mom so he runs away to find her, but he tells her he's robin and then she betrays him and sells him out the Joker, who brutally beats him up with a crowbar! And then there's a bomb that explodes and he tries to shield his bio mom from the blast! And she still dies! And he also dies! At fifteen years old!

Her: wait what

Me: and then he wakes up in his grave

Her : oh no

Me: and he has to dig himself out.

Her: what

Me: and then he immediately gets hit by a fucking car and is brought to the hospital where he immediately falls into a coma

Her: wtf

Me: and then he's catatonic because of brain damage

Her: ...

Me: It gets worse.

[a-pit-of-lies]

Yknow as a trans man who also happens to be of ukrainain descent( my dad), brought up and lived in England and now living in the states, things have felt pretty rough the past few years in terms of uh the fucking war and insane transphobia in my home countries

[andi-o-geyser]

*record scratch*

Yup, that’s me, watching my future wife fall to the ground dead from a trap I set off. I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation. Well, my life’s a little crazy, but it all began when my family was murdered in a political coup and I made a pact to create the first gun with a smoke demon...

[ugly-anarchist]

Ace-centric aspecs will literally call alloaros "violently aphobic" for politely asking to be included and to stop pretending like we don't exist

Who cares that I constantly get kicked out of aspec spaces for being alloaro and talking about my sexuality

Who cares that I have people in real life constantly be like "you're ace right?" When I've mentioned being aro before

Who cares that other aspecs tell me that I'm invading their spaces

Who cares that other aspecs throw me under the bus as an argument against exclusionists

Who cares that 90% of alloaros don't know they're alloaro because they either don't know what aro is or assume they have to be ace to be aro

Who cares that aces constantly derail every single non-ace aspec post to make it all about them and erase every single trace of alloaros

Who cares that people specifically want me to be ace because having sexual attraction without romantic attraction is disgusting and shameful and it makes them more comfortable if I lack attraction completely

Who cares that every single aromantic character in media is immediately assumed to be aroace and my representation is seen as "lesser" and unimportant compared to asexual representation

Who cares that the aro flag is constantly left out of pride merch lineups because either people don't know what it is or assume the ace flag is enough

Who cares, right? Who cares that I don't feel safe in either the aspec or the allox2 queer communities?

You can't separate aro and ace so clearly that means you get to tell me I'm aphobic for saying that I don't want to be called aroace.

Fuck me, right? Clearly it's a lot to ask that people just make an effort to include non-ace aros in aro posts that apply to us. Clearly it's too much to ask that non-ace aros just don't fucking derail OUR explicitly alloaro posts to make it about them, right?

Clearly alloaros are the aphobic ones for asking the most represented part of the community to stop actively silencing us.

I'm just a violent aphobe who's disgusted by the mere existence of aroaces.

No no no. Aroace are the victims because I *checks notes* asked them not to contribute to my oppression.

[vigilskeep]

wyll just critically failed on a persuasion check where he needed to convince a frightened animal “i’m not a monster” and would’ve succeeded if he rolled anything above a 1, which in his situation is one of the single most depressing things i’ve experienced in a video game

[sevikas-biceps]

Vander died, Silco died, Vander came back to life, Isha died, Vander died again, Jinx 'died'...I can't even imagine what Sevika feels like. Two men she looked up to and two girls she watched grow, all dead in some capacity.

Being the symbol of Zaun just looks like a curse-

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

kunikida save me…..

[ihavemanyhusbands]

Basira: So what happens if he doesn’t do a statement? Does he get constipated?

Jon: Absolutely no—

Martin: Yeah, basically

[sharptoothed-gaze]

on bad’s stream sunny said q!phil makes her feel unwanted and like a burden. q!phil feeding chayanne and tallulah in front of her, and then turning to her and telling her to find someone else to get her cookies seemed to really affect her emotionally. and she’s confided with tubbo on older streams that she feels like q!phil is a lot meaner towards her and her dads (tubbo and slime) than he is with everyone else, and it makes her feel singled out like she did something wrong.

Oof… yeah I was familiar with the past stuff. I honestly find it heartbreaking since I know Sunny has had it rough all through her little life.

I had only missed Sunny’s most recent signs anon, but yeah! You’ve made me realize how I totally didn’t even think about how feeding the other two cookies might have impacted her!

Philza genuinely wants Sunny to feel welcome in his home, but I also fully understand how prioritizing his kids so obviously would sting.

After all, she just lost the one who always prioritized her.

[serapheseraphim]

The people from across the road stole my entire shopping order. Guess who’s eating ice soup for dinner.

[girlwiththegreenhat]

having just made it to KITT vs KARR i stand by my point that KARR has done nothing wrong ever in his life

[mercutioscrackpipe]

Opened twitter to Scottie falling off so hard and calling women mid…..

[boughkeeperdain]

I have never seen Danny phantom nor read a batman comic but my gosh if I havent been sucked into rhe batpham void these last few weeks

Theyre all so incredible and if I ever write anything I will base my knowledge purely on what I have read.

[vargamornight]

i got REAR ENDED on my way to see my partner. because OF COURSE I DID

[stvivi]

who in the shadowhunter chronicles has suffered the most and why is it simon?