#literally cannot catch a break
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i need to move out asap.
i have grown very sick and tired of my sister's constant criticism and harsh judgement about everything i do.l
#she picks on E V E R Y T H I N G#literally cannot catch a break#shes constantly making me feel like a terrible and incapable parent#no one can do anything right in her eyes#god help her future partner unless hes just as despicable jesus christ
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Yknow as a trans man who also happens to be of ukrainain descent( my dad), brought up and lived in England and now living in the states, things have felt pretty rough the past few years in terms of uh the fucking war and insane transphobia in my home countries
#literally cannot catch a break#it also drives me CRAZY seeing americans on here like “oh my god i need to stop living through historical events”wah#Bro my family are refugees and my bodily autonomy is being made illegal#maybe this isnt about you?#just some thoughts~~~
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*record scratch*
Yup, that’s me, watching my future wife fall to the ground dead from a trap I set off. I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation. Well, my life’s a little crazy, but it all began when my family was murdered in a political coup and I made a pact to create the first gun with a smoke demon...
#poor guy cannot catch a break#percy de rolo is the only character ever actually#fucked up nerdy preppy angsty white haired anime gun boy with a secret soft side who makes clockwork presents for his friends?#literally nobody is doing it like him#you go gunslinger; get that trauma!#try to make up for your curse and atone for your sins but fuck everything up anyways! go crazy have a mental breakdown!!#decide to say ''fuck it'' and insult your love intrest's father to his face in such a savage verbal dressing down he'll never recover!#i support him in all his endeavours and hes never done anything bad actually#critical role#percy de rolo#percival de rolo#including his full name for kicks#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#cr1#critical role spoilers#the legend of vox machina#legend of vox machina#lovm#tlovm season 2#tlovm s2#vox machina#perc'ahlia#andis thought geyser
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Ace-centric aspecs will literally call alloaros "violently aphobic" for politely asking to be included and to stop pretending like we don't exist
Who cares that I constantly get kicked out of aspec spaces for being alloaro and talking about my sexuality
Who cares that I have people in real life constantly be like "you're ace right?" When I've mentioned being aro before
Who cares that other aspecs tell me that I'm invading their spaces
Who cares that other aspecs throw me under the bus as an argument against exclusionists
Who cares that 90% of alloaros don't know they're alloaro because they either don't know what aro is or assume they have to be ace to be aro
Who cares that aces constantly derail every single non-ace aspec post to make it all about them and erase every single trace of alloaros
Who cares that people specifically want me to be ace because having sexual attraction without romantic attraction is disgusting and shameful and it makes them more comfortable if I lack attraction completely
Who cares that every single aromantic character in media is immediately assumed to be aroace and my representation is seen as "lesser" and unimportant compared to asexual representation
Who cares that the aro flag is constantly left out of pride merch lineups because either people don't know what it is or assume the ace flag is enough
Who cares, right? Who cares that I don't feel safe in either the aspec or the allox2 queer communities?
You can't separate aro and ace so clearly that means you get to tell me I'm aphobic for saying that I don't want to be called aroace.
Fuck me, right? Clearly it's a lot to ask that people just make an effort to include non-ace aros in aro posts that apply to us. Clearly it's too much to ask that non-ace aros just don't fucking derail OUR explicitly alloaro posts to make it about them, right?
Clearly alloaros are the aphobic ones for asking the most represented part of the community to stop actively silencing us.
I'm just a violent aphobe who's disgusted by the mere existence of aroaces.
No no no. Aroace are the victims because I *checks notes* asked them not to contribute to my oppression.
#sarcasm#me: dont call me an identity im not pls#some aroaces: this is literally disgusting how could you be so violently aphobic#just cannot catch a break#like just say youre uncomfortable with no longer being the center of attention#just say youre uncomfortable with alloaros and non-ace aros being just as important as aces#you dont have to call us violently aphobic for wanting a place next to you#its exactly the same as every other group with some amount of privilege over another#we want to be on the same level and youre freaking out and being all “you want us gone!”#aromantic#alloaro#aro#arospec#aspec#aroallo#aromanticism#alloarophobia
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wyll just critically failed on a persuasion check where he needed to convince a frightened animal “i’m not a monster” and would’ve succeeded if he rolled anything above a 1, which in his situation is one of the single most depressing things i’ve experienced in a video game
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kunikida save me…..
#why is there so much on my schedule#I need beautiful tgirl kunikida to come save me#I literally cannot catch a break
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Basira: So what happens if he doesn’t do a statement? Does he get constipated?
Jon: Absolutely no—
Martin: Yeah, basically
#IM LITERALLY SVRSKSKDKSKWLWLSLSON#cackling like a witch#Jon CANNOT catch a break not even from his own boyfriend#mag 176#tma#tma podcast#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#basira hussain#martin blackwood
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on bad’s stream sunny said q!phil makes her feel unwanted and like a burden. q!phil feeding chayanne and tallulah in front of her, and then turning to her and telling her to find someone else to get her cookies seemed to really affect her emotionally. and she’s confided with tubbo on older streams that she feels like q!phil is a lot meaner towards her and her dads (tubbo and slime) than he is with everyone else, and it makes her feel singled out like she did something wrong.
Oof… yeah I was familiar with the past stuff. I honestly find it heartbreaking since I know Sunny has had it rough all through her little life.
I had only missed Sunny’s most recent signs anon, but yeah! You’ve made me realize how I totally didn’t even think about how feeding the other two cookies might have impacted her!
Philza genuinely wants Sunny to feel welcome in his home, but I also fully understand how prioritizing his kids so obviously would sting.
After all, she just lost the one who always prioritized her.
#I just want Sunny to be happy damn it!#Philza means well but Sunny is also valid for not trusting him#Also he’s been an asshole to her before but damn even I missed the unintended implications of the cookie thing#Sunny literally cannot catch a break and she is just a small child#qsmp#qsmp text post#Someone asked Sharp!
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The people from across the road stole my entire shopping order. Guess who’s eating ice soup for dinner.
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having just made it to KITT vs KARR i stand by my point that KARR has done nothing wrong ever in his life
#liz blogs#karr#kr#knight rider#BRO WAS DEALT SUUUUUCH A DIRTY HAND IN LIFE. GOD. HE CANNOT CATCH A BREAK#maybe if people were nice to him and everyone wasnt always using/abandoning him for no reason he wouldn't be mean :(#listen if i was a robot and i was programmed poorly/Evil and then blamed for it shut down and left to rot in a warehouse#I WOULD BE PISSED OFF TOO !!!! UNFAIR. MEAN TO HIM. RUDE. Y'ALL ARE ASSHOLES !!!!!!!!!!!#and then you get woken up and try to Leave and everyones calling you evil for it. like. bruh he has consistently been the victim of bullshi#leave him aloooooooone hes scared :(#karr haters do not interact. he is misunderstood#like yeah maybe he almost did a little homicide and a fuckton of theft but. i could fix him#i think if he had One (1) friend he would be normal. one guy on his side that isn't trying to do crimes#rip this is the 1980s my man is NOT getting understanding and a redemption arc but he DESERVES one#WE *CAN* STEVEN UNlVERSE OUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE GUYS. TRUST ME#also love that he drove off a cliff and EXPLODED in his first ep and now hes just. there. under the sand. in one piece. for some reason#built like the iron giant he literally pulled himself together but could not pull himself outta the sand#making a get-along shirt the size of a two car garage and shoving kitt and karr both into it. be nice. make up. right now
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Opened twitter to Scottie falling off so hard and calling women mid…..
#NEVER TRUST A M*N EVER!#bb26#actually so sad about this his nerd ass got jacked and suddenly entered inceldom#literally first Johnny Mac being republican Mac and now this I just cannot catch a break with my bb men
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I have never seen Danny phantom nor read a batman comic but my gosh if I havent been sucked into rhe batpham void these last few weeks
Theyre all so incredible and if I ever write anything I will base my knowledge purely on what I have read.
#danny phantom#batman#batpham#dp x dc au#your honour i love them#its literally so cool#the things that danny gets put through though#cannot catch a break#at all#poor guy#batfam#i do love all of the dynamics though#whether it he the danny and jason undead bros#danny and damian as twins#(a personal favourite i think)#and also the “danny becomes a student in gotham academy and is in classes with x member of the batfam”#usually tim#i love tim
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“doomed by the narrative” this, “doomed by the narrative” that, literally none of your blorbos are him
#for anyone who doesn’t know starkid’s stuff this isn’t actually a joke#he dies in literally every single timeline he is in and often dies twice because his insane future self#is nearly always wandering around the same timeline#and eldritch god looked at him and for no apparent reason went ‘ooooh the skrunkle 💖💖💖 I hope he explodes’#and then made sure that he does and goes insane and ruins his own life in every single timeline#and then when he dies in his physical form he goes to the bastard box so that eldritch god can torture him more#like ‘facilitates him traveling through time so he can accidentally kill his first love and best friend who he thought left his life’#‘without any warning and who he has been grieving and ruining his life over ever since’ type messing with#and there’s like no reason for the god to be so obsessed with this man he is LITERALLY just a sleazeball office worker#AND said god has a weird fixation on his little brother too!!!#literally cannot catch a fuckibg break#also said god is usually called Tinky which is just another layer. imagine your life being ruined by a game named after a teletubbie#the narrative HATES this guy
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hi hella I read the first 2 chapters of aftg and this is how it went
ok tbh I was planning on going further than two chapters like I said I'm in a mountain shack rn internet isn't always great and also my dad would prefer that I'm not constantly on my phone so I was SUPPOSED to do more reading. but. tee bee h. I got through 2 chapters and was like oh I'm so fucking bored let me get on tumblr again
okay but your commentary is so fucking funny
#half the things bugging you are making me want to bash my head into a wall bc im like. you cannot even begin to fathom andrew joseph minyard#but then the other half are totally valid points bc alas this series is INSANE so i literally have no right to be here like 'ACTUALLY-'#goddddd i cant do this i quite literally fucking cant#'tf does he mean aaron's mother' THE VOICES THE FUCKING VOICES#book 1 is objectively boring like fuck all actually happens until the last chapter but oh my godddd i want you to keep reading so bad#like one of the best things about how andrew's character was written (NEVER thought id say that. fuck you nora)#is that we dont actually understand WHY he's like that until like. a good way through book 2 and we're still figuring it out by book 3#like his backstory is ripped from his bloody hands piece by torturous piece while he actively tries to bite the reader#esp bc he does not catch a fucking break. like it's not past-tense 'this is why he's like this'. bad shit continues to happen#so book 1 andrew just does not even compare to the full picture like i want you to know him SO BAD#but i also totally understand the desire to Not Want To Read These Godforsaken Books#im in PURGATORY#ask#aftg
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who in the shadowhunter chronicles has suffered the most and why is it simon?
#reading the lost book of the white#where he gets kidnapped and tortured by samael#for killing lilith which literally wasn't even his fault#my guy cannot catch a break#tsc#simon lewis#the lost book of the white
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She’s constantly going thru the worst experiences in her life someone get her outta there NOW
#sigma my beloved you quite literally cannot catch a break#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bsd sigma#bsd season 5#bsd dazai#bsd fyodor#bsd gogol
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