#literally cannot catch a break

[coyote-cemetery]

blaney engine failure it should’ve been larson 💔

[glitter-stained]

Me explaining Jason lore to a friend:

Me: So his dad goes to jail and then he takes care of his mom while she's sick and develops addiction but she dies and then he's on the streets, where he's like, starving. But then he tries to steal the wheels of the Batmobile and meets Batman!

Her: oh nice

Me: yeah, after a quick stint in a terrible group home he's taken in by Batman and becomes Robin and he's an absolute sweetheart, he has his issues sometimes but like they're so understandable and he's the cutest! And then he may or may not kill a man after finding the body of his victims who killed herself, and then he finds out his mom wasn't his bio mom so he runs away to find her, but he tells her he's robin and then she betrays him and sells him out the Joker, who brutally beats him up with a crowbar! And then there's a bomb that explodes and he tries to shield his bio mom from the blast! And she still dies! And he also dies! At fifteen years old!

Her: wait what

Me: and then he wakes up in his grave

Her : oh no

Me: and he has to dig himself out.

Her: what

Me: and then he immediately gets hit by a fucking car and is brought to the hospital where he immediately falls into a coma

Her: wtf

Me: and then he's catatonic because of brain damage

Her: ...

Me: It gets worse.

[a-pit-of-lies]

Yknow as a trans man who also happens to be of ukrainain descent( my dad), brought up and lived in England and now living in the states, things have felt pretty rough the past few years in terms of uh the fucking war and insane transphobia in my home countries

[houndbitexx]

and the monkeys paw curled...

[forgetmaenott]

now there’s no way caine could confuse a snow-npc with a human so my delulu showtime brain tells me he’s jealous okay? okay

[floridakilo]

not now kitten daddy’s surviving a school shooting

[sizzymissed]

thinking abt the headcanon that after the millionth time he loses his memory/autonomy, Zane starts keeping notes and journaling everything. because surely next time he will be prepared, right? and it will be avoidable, and they won’t make the same mistakes again.

except it still doesn’t help, because the merge hits and he’s comatose underground for years. and he loses time again anyway.

[yumiosalibi]

“Dude, Asia?”

Supernatural (3x11) Mystery Spot

The episode took place on Tuesday, April 1st like today had. So naturally I had to honor my boys with this animation. Also, Heat of the Moment will be on loop for the rest of the day.

“Rise and shine, Sammy!”

[ugly-anarchist]

Ace-centric aspecs will literally call alloaros "violently aphobic" for politely asking to be included and to stop pretending like we don't exist

Who cares that I constantly get kicked out of aspec spaces for being alloaro and talking about my sexuality

Who cares that I have people in real life constantly be like "you're ace right?" When I've mentioned being aro before

Who cares that other aspecs tell me that I'm invading their spaces

Who cares that other aspecs throw me under the bus as an argument against exclusionists

Who cares that 90% of alloaros don't know they're alloaro because they either don't know what aro is or assume they have to be ace to be aro

Who cares that aces constantly derail every single non-ace aspec post to make it all about them and erase every single trace of alloaros

Who cares that people specifically want me to be ace because having sexual attraction without romantic attraction is disgusting and shameful and it makes them more comfortable if I lack attraction completely

Who cares that every single aromantic character in media is immediately assumed to be aroace and my representation is seen as "lesser" and unimportant compared to asexual representation

Who cares that the aro flag is constantly left out of pride merch lineups because either people don't know what it is or assume the ace flag is enough

Who cares, right? Who cares that I don't feel safe in either the aspec or the allox2 queer communities?

You can't separate aro and ace so clearly that means you get to tell me I'm aphobic for saying that I don't want to be called aroace.

Fuck me, right? Clearly it's a lot to ask that people just make an effort to include non-ace aros in aro posts that apply to us. Clearly it's too much to ask that non-ace aros just don't fucking derail OUR explicitly alloaro posts to make it about them, right?

Clearly alloaros are the aphobic ones for asking the most represented part of the community to stop actively silencing us.

I'm just a violent aphobe who's disgusted by the mere existence of aroaces.

No no no. Aroace are the victims because I *checks notes* asked them not to contribute to my oppression.

[justnother-user]

No because it actually makes me sick to my stomach when I think about what happened to Asuka in EoE. Like when she reactivates her EVA and fights those units from Seele so it’s a 1v8(?). It’s just the fact that she does manage to fight all of them off only for them to come back and then they attack her and her EVA. And she can’t turn off that thing where if it happens to the EVA you can feel it. So this little girl is feeling them all takes shots at her and SHE GETS HER FUCKING EYE STABBED and she gets basically gutted by them. She’s holding her stomach and eye just screaming. Like I’ve seen the movie 3 times and I can hear her screams and idk. It’s just haunting to me, to know that she did try her best but was overpowered and that she was mutilated by them. And the fact that afterwards when they’re flying off holding the entrails of Asuka’s EVA (and presumably hers too) that Shinji sees it!!!! Like holy fuck that poor guy and poor Asuka like bbgirl did not deserve that.

[see-arcane]

An AU where Ellen catches Carmilla's attention instead of Orlok's could be interesting. Lonely girl who's mom is dead living in an isolated manor; now that sounds familiar doesn't it?

Perhaps in some ways more insidiously Mircalla actually bothering to pose as some sort of "spirit of comfort" instead of pretty much immediately dropping the act seems likely.

I could see it! But then that still leaves the question dangling of whether Mircalla/Carmilla will be as attached to Ellen as she comes to be with Laura, or if Ellen would go the way of other girls who caught Millie's eye and simply get dead about it sooner rather than later :c

[vigilskeep]

wyll just critically failed on a persuasion check where he needed to convince a frightened animal “i’m not a monster” and would’ve succeeded if he rolled anything above a 1, which in his situation is one of the single most depressing things i’ve experienced in a video game

[sevikas-biceps]

Vander died, Silco died, Vander came back to life, Isha died, Vander died again, Jinx 'died'...I can't even imagine what Sevika feels like. Two men she looked up to and two girls she watched grow, all dead in some capacity.

Being the symbol of Zaun just looks like a curse-

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

kunikida save me…..

[maxpadelchampion]

DOUBLE FERRARI DISQUALIFICATION??!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

[ojos-ferrari]

charles DSQed. okay…. kms is back on