#I literally cannot catch a break
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kunikida save me…..
#why is there so much on my schedule#I need beautiful tgirl kunikida to come save me#I literally cannot catch a break
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who was gonna tell me that the bump on my hand that I’ve had for like 3 years could be skin cancer???????????????
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*record scratch*
Yup, that’s me, watching my future wife fall to the ground dead from a trap I set off. I bet you’re wondering how I got into this situation. Well, my life’s a little crazy, but it all began when my family was murdered in a political coup and I made a pact to create the first gun with a smoke demon...
#poor guy cannot catch a break#percy de rolo is the only character ever actually#fucked up nerdy preppy angsty white haired anime gun boy with a secret soft side who makes clockwork presents for his friends?#literally nobody is doing it like him#you go gunslinger; get that trauma!#try to make up for your curse and atone for your sins but fuck everything up anyways! go crazy have a mental breakdown!!#decide to say ''fuck it'' and insult your love intrest's father to his face in such a savage verbal dressing down he'll never recover!#i support him in all his endeavours and hes never done anything bad actually#critical role#percy de rolo#percival de rolo#including his full name for kicks#percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo iii#tlovm#tlovm spoilers#cr1#critical role spoilers#the legend of vox machina#legend of vox machina#lovm#tlovm season 2#tlovm s2#vox machina#perc'ahlia#andis thought geyser
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on bad’s stream sunny said q!phil makes her feel unwanted and like a burden. q!phil feeding chayanne and tallulah in front of her, and then turning to her and telling her to find someone else to get her cookies seemed to really affect her emotionally. and she’s confided with tubbo on older streams that she feels like q!phil is a lot meaner towards her and her dads (tubbo and slime) than he is with everyone else, and it makes her feel singled out like she did something wrong.
Oof… yeah I was familiar with the past stuff. I honestly find it heartbreaking since I know Sunny has had it rough all through her little life.
I had only missed Sunny’s most recent signs anon, but yeah! You’ve made me realize how I totally didn’t even think about how feeding the other two cookies might have impacted her!
Philza genuinely wants Sunny to feel welcome in his home, but I also fully understand how prioritizing his kids so obviously would sting.
After all, she just lost the one who always prioritized her.
#I just want Sunny to be happy damn it!#Philza means well but Sunny is also valid for not trusting him#Also he’s been an asshole to her before but damn even I missed the unintended implications of the cookie thing#Sunny literally cannot catch a break and she is just a small child#qsmp#qsmp text post#Someone asked Sharp!
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The people from across the road stole my entire shopping order. Guess who’s eating ice soup for dinner.
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having just made it to KITT vs KARR i stand by my point that KARR has done nothing wrong ever in his life
#liz blogs#karr#kr#knight rider#BRO WAS DEALT SUUUUUCH A DIRTY HAND IN LIFE. GOD. HE CANNOT CATCH A BREAK#maybe if people were nice to him and everyone wasnt always using/abandoning him for no reason he wouldn't be mean :(#listen if i was a robot and i was programmed poorly/Evil and then blamed for it shut down and left to rot in a warehouse#I WOULD BE PISSED OFF TOO !!!! UNFAIR. MEAN TO HIM. RUDE. Y'ALL ARE ASSHOLES !!!!!!!!!!!#and then you get woken up and try to Leave and everyones calling you evil for it. like. bruh he has consistently been the victim of bullshi#leave him aloooooooone hes scared :(#karr haters do not interact. he is misunderstood#like yeah maybe he almost did a little homicide and a fuckton of theft but. i could fix him#i think if he had One (1) friend he would be normal. one guy on his side that isn't trying to do crimes#rip this is the 1980s my man is NOT getting understanding and a redemption arc but he DESERVES one#WE *CAN* STEVEN UNlVERSE OUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE GUYS. TRUST ME#also love that he drove off a cliff and EXPLODED in his first ep and now hes just. there. under the sand. in one piece. for some reason#built like the iron giant he literally pulled himself together but could not pull himself outta the sand#making a get-along shirt the size of a two car garage and shoving kitt and karr both into it. be nice. make up. right now
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Opened twitter to Scottie falling off so hard and calling women mid…..
#NEVER TRUST A M*N EVER!#bb26#actually so sad about this his nerd ass got jacked and suddenly entered inceldom#literally first Johnny Mac being republican Mac and now this I just cannot catch a break with my bb men
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I have never seen Danny phantom nor read a batman comic but my gosh if I havent been sucked into rhe batpham void these last few weeks
Theyre all so incredible and if I ever write anything I will base my knowledge purely on what I have read.
#danny phantom#batman#batpham#dp x dc au#your honour i love them#its literally so cool#the things that danny gets put through though#cannot catch a break#at all#poor guy#batfam#i do love all of the dynamics though#whether it he the danny and jason undead bros#danny and damian as twins#(a personal favourite i think)#and also the “danny becomes a student in gotham academy and is in classes with x member of the batfam”#usually tim#i love tim
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i got REAR ENDED on my way to see my partner. because OF COURSE I DID
#i'm still in the car waiting for the state troopers to get here and take statements#i literally cannot catch a break. i can't. the universe actively hates me.
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missa's sick chronicles continue - i have an ear infection, but also antibiotics so it's on the mend now.
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For the uninterested, slight rant post about Neve haters incoming. Feel free to ignore I don't mind lol. Also I swear/use vulgar language quite a bit, sorry.
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Ayo since tik tok is pissing me off I'm TIRED of Neve haters, can't handle a divine woman these days bc she actually has a fucking personality and opinions. This is as someone who usually chooses to save Treviso, including when I was a shadow dragon.
I saw a comment from someone saying Chuckles meatriders hated on them in mass bc they said Neve was justified in hating Solas. You can like the bald bitch, idc, but at least know the bald bitch you're sucking on please. He's a terrible, manipulative person. Obviously fucking Neve, Minrathos' greatest detective, woman of the people, hero of the oppressed, wouldn't like a manipulative god (or powerful mage) that tried to enterally imprison their friend/partner.
Or one that's gonna destroy the whole world despite being begged not to and still says "eh, fuck you guys I want to fix my mistakes by making more mistakes that I'll inevitably have to fix again anyways" What are y'all on. I want none of it. Literally all of the companions hate Solas (or at least dislike him and say mean things to/about him) yet Neve's the only one catching ppl heat?
(also to clarify I use y'all for ease, it's not meant to be a generalization. I know many DA or Solas fans are chill/don't hate Neve for this)
#serious posting? on my blog? crime#dragon age veilguard#dragon age veilgaurd spoilers#spoil tag just in case lol#leave my girl alone#neve literally did nothing wrong ever#i don't even remember one thing she did wrong#yall will break your backs to suck solas off#WAY before he breaks your back for you. i PROMISE you that#then he'll leave a knife in it for good measure#that's another reason she hates him#she don't backstab bc she's a good person#sorry im randomly mad on this blog#but im tired of the rest of the fandom#someone should put you in a box and float you down the river GRANDMA#neve literally cannot catch a damn break with y'all#it's ALWAYS her. fuck off#it's always either her or Taash with ppl
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i need to move out asap.
i have grown very sick and tired of my sister's constant criticism and harsh judgement about everything i do.l
#she picks on E V E R Y T H I N G#literally cannot catch a break#shes constantly making me feel like a terrible and incapable parent#no one can do anything right in her eyes#god help her future partner unless hes just as despicable jesus christ
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BASEBALL STARTS NEXT WEEK
#i need to catch up on the offseason bc my heart could literally not handle it#after the end of last season#i needed a Break#but i cannot wait to see all 40 of my girlfriends
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really b**** /JOKE JOKE JOKE
THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BULLY MY OCS, KYLIE. /LHJ
#👑Krinkle Kingdom#⭐️hazel responds#this is from the ask blog lol#fondant literally cannot catch a break i swear lmao
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the process goes like this
→ i write a cute little revalink concept
→ i expand on it by creating an outline that is half summary/half informally writing the scenes as i see them in my head
-> it spans 10 pages because i have so much to say and want to touch upon
-> i make the final touches on the outline before getting ready to sit down and actually write it
→ as i begin writing i realize there are missing details that i don’t want to brush over
→ i am now extending the outline's story further back from the originally intended timeline to create more tension and support for what i wanted to write
→ what i initially intended to write as a cute little revalink angst/comfort one shot is turning into a multi-chaptered revalink fic where i redefine their pre-calamity dynamic into a one-sided rivals to semi-situationship to their post-calamity dynamic as dummies with schoolgirl crushes on e/o dancing around their feelings in their iconic idiots-to-lovers fashion
#loz#botw#loz botw#revalink#i swear to god i cannot catch a break#revalink are so idiots to lovers i will not take criticism at this time#i used the term situationship but what i really mean is#mutual pining except they don't realize they like each other x doing platonically intimate things that then become romantically intentioned#well i guess that's literally what a situationship is#idk i've never been in one!#i am NOT a talented writer i have not formally written fic since 2020#my revalink brainrot is just really strong#and i revisited my revalink concept doc from 2019#and i was like haha what if i rewrote this a little bit [foreshadowing]#amihan's revalinkverse
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Day ruined
Okay guys I think I should quit the fandom and in generally never create any interpretation ever again. I wrote her like two years ago in summer 2021, my version of Izzy, an obscure character from Bloodborne:
- Has motivation of 'if everyone is a beast, then no one is a beast' in the end
- Defends people like Suspicious Beggar who legit has beasthood genetically (Loran) and it wasn't their own fault
- As result, culturally appropriates tries to self-inflict beastial features of Loran kin upon herself
- Curses Yamamura's whole village
- Has long brown hair and slashing scar on her face that wounded one of her eyes
- Is one of the people against the corrupt order that governs her world (in BB that's Moon's vicious cycle of ascension vs hunt that I keep rambling about, and its simps Laurence, Ludwig and Gehrman)
I've been FUCKING writing a waifu version of Dung Eater THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME.
I QUIT.
Also:
@val-of-the-north You are on a THIN fucking ice, I know your secrets I can out and I have mutuals that will bully you
#bloodborne#fandomry rambles#irreverent izzy#shitposting#cannot even tag it as 'shitposting' or 'cursed' because in both cases it will be an awful pun fss fdshfhsdh#@val LMAO WHAT#WHY YOU ALWAYS MAKE THINGS EVEN WORSE. WHY YOU ALWAYS KICK ME WHEN I AM DOWN#i mean yes at least Izzy is normal (as normal as soulsborne npc can be) but like#narratively they are the same trope serving the same purpose in the overall lore#so yes i'm never writing an obscure character again and instead stick only to canon elaborate blorbos#time to only ever touch BB DLC main cast and no one else -_-#god i hate this so much#i just can't catch a break from realisations literally no one needed
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