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[a2zillustration]

Please no more deaths,

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[chamiryokuroi]

When you go to look up fics for a ship and there’s absolutely nothing 😭 please why am I the only one that sees the potential???

[currentlyinflames]

i'm sorry

[darby-rowe]

DADS BSF LOGAN GO ON DALLY SAY MORE

thinking about your parents out on the back porch after inviting their friends over for drinks and music. you were never much interested in their social life so you have no idea where these people came from. friends from high school? work? you were clueless.

you decided to emerge from your bedroom to refill your water bottle. and it just so happens that one of your dad’s friends has come inside to unintentionally join you at the refrigerator. and of course you’re fucking nervous. you’re introverted and awkward, don’t really know how to make conversation with people even after spending nearly ten months in a college dorm with strangers. you weren’t a natural people person.

this guy reeks of alcohol. beer, specifically, or maybe whiskey? and he’s fucking huge. tall, muscular — absolutely not someone you’d hang out with willingly.

“hey kid,” he greets you, leaning against the kitchen counter, nursing the last few gulps of beer as he waits for you. “you must be, uhhh—“ he snaps his fingers together as he tries to think of your name, only for him to shake his head and laugh it off. “bad with names, sorry. but you gotta be the one in college. you look old enough. how has that been like?”

you shrug. “‘s fine,” you reply as you place the brita back in the fridge before telling you his name. to which he nods and gives you an “ahh”.

“it’s nice outside,” he continues. “sure you don’t wanna hang out with us adults? i think we might get in the pool before it gets too dark,”

was he inviting you to swim with him? this dude? who’s at LEAST double your age?

“nah, i’m okay,” you answer sheepishly, screwing the lid back on your water bottle.

“you like being alone?” he asks. “not very social?”

once again, you shrug. “i guess,”

“your dad has told me a lot about you. you’re a smart girl — honor roll all throughout high school. from what i hear you’re planning on going to med school?” he whistles, gulping down the last of his beer. “that’s highly admirable of you, kid. he’s one proud pop,”

“mhm…” you feel your cheeks warm up as you blush and you look down at your naked feet on the cold kitchen tiles. there’s a silence. you have no idea what to say next.

“well, guess i’ll quit botherin’ you, kid, and leave ya be,”

there’s a weird feeling in your stomach when you watch him leave through the back door to rejoin the party.

there’s an even weirder feeling when you realize he didn’t even come in to get anything. he just showed up in the kitchen, then left.

[thefloatingstone]

Me at the thrift store: [currently holding 8 books] Mom look, they have a bunch of Agatha Christies. I always struggle to find them and they're only R25, but there's a lot of them...

My mom: You worked hard this year. Just get all them

Me: ok but there is quite a few.

My mom: You'll regret it if you don't.

[my mom has just unknowingly unlocked The Consequences]

me: ok if you think it's a good idea.

My mom: Absolutely. You love Agatha Christie.

me: *proceeds to in fact buy all the Agatha Christies they had*

My mom:

My mom: how many books did you just buy?

Me: All of them like you said :D

My mom: ...

Me: That's 47 :D

[ponytailzuko]

the miraculous au in my head where chloe and marinette are actually both into fashion and their school rivalry also becomes an actual rivalry in the fashion world but marinette wins that hat competition and impresses gabriel enough that she eventually becomes his apprentice, slowly entangling marinette in gabriel’s webs and manipulation not unlike adrien, lila, and even the other rich kids such as chloe n kagami. ties marinette closer to the main conflict in her civilian form. so i dont have to see marinette sneak into the agreste mansion for the 500th time, she’d just be there. also just because i think the drama would be insane.

[tough-n-dumb]

my friend, reading six of crows for the first time and being normal about it: this book is fun, i’m hooked! i really enjoy the dynamics between all the characters especially inej and kaz

me, not normal about it: they make me want to eat glass and drink pond water i love them and these books so much

[lanatusnebula]

"Harpuia. How long are you going to sit in the closet, snorting my shirt?"

[eclaire-went-bam]

i drew hibiya amamiya dying in a glue trap

[two-pupils]

listen. i dont care about og elias. not at all. but why does everyone assume that because he smoked weed in uni that he just. still smokes weed. in his research job

[normal-internet-user]

Ok, so like. This a complete shit post but-

Something I don't see mentioned at all by this fandom is that Casey's dad was a pro hockey player, and an average salary for a pro hockey player is 3.5 million a YEAR- (according to google)-

Now listen, my point is Casey Jones being an alley cat of a child is funny enough, but Casey Jones being an alley cat of a child from a rich family is like- a HUNDRED times funnier to me.

Look at that menace of a kid who dresses like a dumpster fire because he can. He's amazing you guys :D

[momonyu]

sorry for the person i'll be when i see smoker in opla season 2

[redactedgender]

is it in poor taste to say that my hc nickname for elliott from sunshine is dreamboat. dont answer that actually—

[neff-zhul]

*to the tune of chicken on a raft* eee-yoo, danny in a bow (x)

[backseatloversz]

i know its mad but if i go to hell will you come with me or just leave??? i know its mad but if the world were ending would you kiss me or just leave me????? just leave me?????????

[hushimstressed]

Making a slimeriana playlist rn and just had the devastating realisation im gonna need to add Clocks by Coldplay im 😭😭💀