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You know what actually? I'm not done just yet. After this one we will return to our scheduled Larrikin/Anton programming
[Image ID: A digital color-coded sketch of Tesseract from Skulduggery Pleasant, drawn as a muscular if not very tall man with a gas mask, holding a bouquet of roses out at an arms length. He's wearing a turtleneck, a thick jacket and trousers. His gas mask is drawn with cartoonish blush lines. He's drawn with magenta lines. Anton Shudder, drawn as a slightly more lean but still very muscular man, who is slightly taller. He has both of his hand up by his chest, looking surprised with blush lines. He's wearing a long coat, a button up shirt and trousers, and is drawn with blue lines. / End ID]
#fanart#skulduggery pleasant#anton shudder#tesseract#anteract#yeah that's what it's called now#I'm thinking of this as an AU (idk what would be different to lead to this)#or alternatively that they were together in early phase 1 but ended up separating amicably#listen man being into warriors as a kid and seeing the whole âWho will Graystripe pick in Starclan?â debate did something weird to my brain#where I would rather have a situation where a character doesn't have to choose because one of their relationships ended with both parties#deciding it was better to call it off#and the other ended tragically while both characters were still in love so they can reunite in the afterlife or whatever#that is in the rare cases I actually have characters move on#listen man I do not know#I have some sort of brain worms clearly
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snow day/tsot/fantasy au redesigns for my au â¨
im not finished with profiles yet soo ill just put this here đđđ
#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#kenny mccormick#south park#south park au#south park stick of truth#south park snow day#south park the stick of truth#character redesign#man their color pallettes dont even fit each other my artstyle is so messed up#literally can't be consistent for once đ#this took me like two months#and it's just the character designs#also did you know i listened to their snow day themes while doing this#kyle's theme is such a banger
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People honestly portray Tuvok as far too "rolling his eyes, reluctantly going along with Janeway's silly little shenanigans" - he's literally so serious about being right there with her on every decision she makes. Janeway's like "I'm going to stay behind if the ship blows up" and Tuvok's like "I'm staying with you." Janeway's like "I'm going to deliver every member of the Equinox crew into the jaws of death via an alien revenge massacre" and Tuvok protests a grand total of one time before being fully on the bridge assisting her. He was the only one with her when she made the decision to honor the caretaker's wishes and save the Ocampa, dooming them all. He was willing to get court marshalled in order to fulfill a wish she couldn't grant by her own hand: Get them home [no matter what happens to me] <- wherein 'me' is Tuvok. This was the same wish that spurred him forward when he had to leave her on that planet and everyone left thought him cold for trying to fulfill it without her when in his mind it was akin to a dying wish, the last thing she'd ever express to him: Get them home [no matter what happens to me.] <- wherein 'me' is Janeway. He told Seven that the golden rule to follow is that the captain is "ALWAYS RIGHT" <- (His ACTUAL words) and when Seven asks if the captain should be followed even if someone KNOWS she's wrong he says "Perhaps." This man is perhaps the most ride or die dude in the universe about Janeway. Despite her labeling him her 'moral compass' he is by NO means impartial or unbiased. He'd defend her to his last breath. He canonically makes detailed psychological observations about her and has for years. He accounts for her luck when calculating the success of certain plans. It's implied in 'Twisted' that Janeway typically listens to Tuvok's suggestions and follows them nearly without fail - to the point that he's surprised and obviously irritated when Chakotay doesn't. Despite this they've been inside one another's quarters so infrequently that Tuvok can remember each instance. They call each other "Captain" and "Mr. Tuvok" even though they've known each other for twenty years. There's something wrong with them.
#star trek voyager#TUVOK....TUVOOOOK. HEY. HEEEEY.#What the HELL did you mean by 'Remember this guideline: The Captain is Always Right.'#<- SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH HIM FR WHAT'S UP WITH HIM#Kathryn Janeway#Tuvok#WHAT are they DOOOIING <3<3#what does 'right' mean in this context since he confirms it does NOT mean 'correct' !!!!!! TUVOK!!!!! PICK UP THE PHONE!!!#the flipside to this is that Tuvok can do almost anything and Janeway's like 'continue on my dear old friend I trust you<3'#It's implied in 'Twisted' that Janeway listens to his suggestions nearly without fail and he's NOT happy that Chakotay doesn't do the same#which IS!!!!!!! INSANE!!!#Actually I'm adding this to the post.#Janeway: This man is my most trusted advisor.#Tuvok: Everything the captain says is correct at the end of the day. Even if it's wrong - no it isn't.#<- You are Chakotay and your hell has just begun#Janeway#Tuvok/Janeway#Janeway/Tuvok#what are they doiiiiing#with Spock & Kirk I know it's because they're in love with each other. What are Tuvok & Janeway DOOIIING
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i know that if nandermo is finally gonna happen this season, itâs most likely gonna happen in the last episode of the season but i really want it to happen earlier in the season bc i would sell my soul to see nandermo couple hijinks. like them avoiding each other after their first kiss. being super awkward and trying to pretend like nothing happened because they both donât know how to act. poorly trying to hide their blossoming relationship from the other vampires. nadja and the camera crew enter a room as nandermo are making out and nandor vampire strengt pushes guillermo across the room and pretends nothing happened. colin figuring it out from the start but not caring enough to tell anyone. etc.
#listen#i know this is most definitely not gonna happen#but man i can dream#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#wwdits s6
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Would you rather have a twink dad or lesbian daughter
#I have a big crush on chilchuckâs lesbian eldest daughter#I too am the eldest daughter mayjack we have so much in common#listen I havenât gotten too far into dunmesh yet I dunno if they ever show what his wife looks like#doing on reverse genetics on anime characters#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck#chilchack#which is it Iâve seen it written as both#fullertom#packpatty#digital art#my art#commissions open#doodle#i just saw anime clips and heard his voice for the first time in both of them and I dunno man đ#whole time Iâve been hearing it as a more tenor grown man voice ya know???#artists on tumblr#procreate#dungeon meshi fanart#delicious in dungeon fanart
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
[First] Prev <â-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#âBEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. âWei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!â Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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eleven is fascinating to me because he came right off the back of tens horrible traumatic breakdown after he lost everything and he immediately tried to establish himself as the opposite of that. he is funny and goofy and almost childlike, and he bulldozes on in his adventures with amy like nothing happened at all. but then something happens and his masks slips and it's like oh! the core of this man is still anger. he is so so angry all of the time and this façade is the only thing stopping him from being consumed by it. he isn't over any of it and he hasn't moved on. he is wearing a fez and laughing but under that all that exists is age old anger and grief and it is going to consume him
#i do think that this pit of anger was eventually covered and soothed by the ponds#but he didn't adress it and he couldn't even look at it until he was twelve#when he stopped pushing back and repressing everything and finally allowed himself to exist as he was#but ok listen#its all layed out in the first 3 episodes of season 5 and in the way amy sees him#episode 1. here is the new doctor he is energetic and reeling and fun#episode 2. the space whale comparison. here is the new doctor. he is unthinkably ancient and almost godlike but he is so so kind#and patient and good. he is ancient and lonely but he can't stand to see children cry. so the doctor helps people#episode 3. daleks. the doctor is a soldier. these are his age old enemies. he wants them dead and he will stop at nothing#all logic and reason vanish. he is hitting the dalek with a pipe and yelling his head off while amy watches in horror#like obviously we know why but amy didnt#this is not a sane or rational man he is unstable and angry#and in that episode he was stripped back to what he largely is: hate#you would make a good dalek ect ect ect#anyway 3 episodes with 3 very distinct and equally definitely traits layed out like: here you go#i don't like elevens era much but those first 3 episodes were great#doctor who#eleven#amy#eleventh doctor#matt smith#dr who#dw#i mean idk this is what river literally had to spell out for him#eleven was careening completely out of control#how long til doctor means warrior indeed?#mine
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Constantly citing this article and the studies it uses.
Here's a quote:
"That study shows that transmasculine individuals were actually more likely to be victims of childhood sexual assault, adult sexual assault, dating violence, domestic violence, and stalking than were transfeminine individuals (as shown in the chart below).
The only category in which trans women were more likely to be victimized was by hate violence, and even there the difference was small: 30 percent of trans women reported having experienced hate violence, compared to 29 percent of trans men."
#just an interesting finding#trans men#transmascs#transmasculinity#but you know#âshut up and listen to people who have real problemsâ#some of the shit you people say about trans men on this website makes me so mad#I feel like you walked into my house told me that Dolly Parton is a fascist bitch then spit in my grandma's ashes#like do you want to take this outside?#Oh I forgot#you never go outside#obviously#only a chronically terminally online weirdo could say the things you people say about trans men#I'm not a trans man and I can so clearly see the way you treat them is shitty#why can't you?#transandrophobia#they coined that word because you got mad when they applied transmisogyny to their own experiences and now you pick apart the word#as if words don't have meanings outside their root parts#I can't imagine having that much brain rot
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#Quackity#Qlobal Translator#Temporary tag for now#This is seriously so cool I'm glad I was right about the Translation tool thing#Can't wait to see this being used#And I'd love to see Arkanis use it#I hope it's something that many streamers can / will use#I was celebrating Dia de los Muertos with family yesterday and missed this entire stream / announcement#But I got pinged about it and immediately watched this video then pulled my cousin aside and was like#''Look at this cool thing our little primo is doing''(#Not related obviously but it's a running joke in our family)#Whenever we see a fellow Mexican doing well or doing something cool we go ''That's our primo!''#I'm entirely at fault for starting that trend#Anyways#November 3 2024#Got a big smile on my face when I heard SushiRamen talking I was like !!!!! I know that language!!!!#Man I should start listening to some Japanese streamers sometime
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eddie's flat ass (steddie)
Dustin whips around as soon as theyâre alone. âSteve!â
âIâm Eddie.â
âNo, I mean you and Steve. You like him.â
âOf course I like him, Henderson,â Eddie says flatly, pressing a little harder on the gas in hopes of getting to Dustinâs house before he admits something he regrets. âWeâre friends. Best buds. A couple of dudes being bros.â
âYouâre full of shit,â Dustin says. âIâm not stupid. I saw that. I wish I hadnât, but I saw it. Youâre, like, stupidly into him. I donât know how I didnât see it before.â
âJesus Christ,â Eddie mutters. His street canât come soon enough.Â
Dustin pushes through. âWhen are you gonna ask him out?â
âUh, never?â
âWhat?!â
âClose your mouth, youâll catch flies,â Eddie rolls his eyes. âNothings going to happen, Henderson. Yeah, Iâve got a stupid fucking crush on your babysitter, it doesnât mean that Steveâs interested in me. He likes girls, Dustin, did you miss that part in the dossier? He thinks weâre a couple of straight guys horsing around, if he found out I was flirting with him I could be thrown into Hunt the Freak 2: the thrilling sequel.â
Dustinâs mouth snaps shut, and he laughs nervously. âRight,â he agrees. âHe likes girls. But, uh, hypothetically, if he was into guysâŚâ
They roll to a stop sign, and Eddie turns away from the road to tell the little shit off. But Dustinâs fidgeting, staring steadfast at the road and refusing to meet his eye.Â
âYou know something,â he realizes.Â
âUhâŚâ
Eddieâs about to shake it out of him. âYouâre hiding something, you little shit. What is it? Tell me.â
âIâm not,â he squeaks.Â
âBull-shit you arenât. What is it? Is it about Steve?â Eddie pales. âShit, does he know about me?â
âWellâŚâ
âWhat the hell?!â
âI didnât tell him!â Dustin yelps. âIf you didnât want him to know, maybe you shouldnât have been so obvious!â
âCheck your tone,â he snaps, hand shaking as he pulls on his hair. âShit, shit, shit, okay, itâs fine, I just need to flee the countryââ
âWhy?â
Eddie is this close to throttling the kid. âWhat do you mean why?â
âWhy is this such a big deal?â
âIt could get me killed!â He shouts, banging a hand against the steering wheel. âHe couldâhe could fucking tell somebody, andââ
âHe wouldnât do that!â
âHow the fuck am I supposed to know that? You think someoneâs a good guy until youâre interested in them, and then itâs all âYouâre fucking disgusting,â or âFreak,â or âDonât touch me, you faâââ
âStop!â Dustin shouts, white knuckling the armrest. âEddie, stop. Heâs not going to tell anyone. Itâs gonna be okay. Itâs fine.â
âItâs not.â
âItâs fine,â Dustin stresses. âSteve doesnât care if youâre gay. He definitely doesnât mind you flirting with him.â
âYou donât know that,â Eddie says.Â
âYeah I do.â
âHow?â
Thereâs that deer in headlights look again. Then Dustin takes a deep breath, and his expression turns guilty.Â
âI know youâre not supposed to tell people this,â he says, âbut youâre freaking out really bad and Iâm, like, 99% sure Steve thinks you already know.â
âSteve thinks I know what?â
Dustin tells him.Â
Two hours later, heâs still laying on the floor in the trailer, looking up at the ceiling.Â
Bisexual. Steve Harrington, the man Eddieâs always hailed as the patron saint of heterosexuality, likes men.Â
Might like Eddie.Â
âAre you flirting with me?â Eddie blurts out, and immediately tries to bolt.Â
He runs face first into a wall and ends up on the ground, wishing the demobats had just killed him.Â
Steve appears in his line of vision, standing over his sprawled body. Eddie is treated to a wonderful view, eyes moving from his long, athletic legs to his crotch to his chest and broad shoulders, and finally reaches his face. His very amused face.Â
Eddieâs entire body lights on fire.Â
âWhat the hell was that?â Steve asks, laughing.Â
âUhâŚâ
âWile E Coyote over here. Seriously, man, that was some Loony Toons shit. Iâm embarrassed for you.â
âOh my God, shut up,â he groans. âJust let me die.â
âNo way in hell. Sorry, Munson, I put too much work into saving your flat ass to throw it away like that.â Steve grins, holding a hand out for Eddie to take. He ignores it, rolling over so Steve canât see how red his face is.Â
âMy ass isnât flat,â he mumbles into the carpet.Â
âOh, it is,â Steve says cheerfully, nudging said ass with his foot, because heâs a bastard. Eddie doesnât know why he likes him so much. Everything he does is catastrophically bad for his continued survival. âItâs cute though. I like it.â
âHenderson said, uh, that you wereâŚummâŚmaybeflirtingwithme?â Eddie finishes in a rush.Â
âWhat?â
Steveâs face is open, automatically tilting his right ear towards Eddie. Eddie doesnât know if heâs aware thatâs something he does. Robin says itâs because of all the concussions, his left ear just isnât what it used to be.Â
Eddie sags, unable to lie to his wide-eyed confusion. âDustin said you're flirting with me.â
Steve stares at him.Â
Eddie fidgets under his incredulous gaze, growing more anxious by the minute. Oh God, Dustin was wrong. Dustin was wrong about everything. Steve probably doesnât even actually like boys, Jesus. The whole thing is obviously a bust. Eddie needs to cut and run, maybe make some bullshit excuse about his uncle needing him home even though Steve knows Wayneâs working right nowâ
âYou needed Henderson to tell you that?â
#eddie's flat ass au#i tried to come up with a name for two whole minutes and that's what i landed on#eddie munson#steve harrington#dustin henderson#steddie#sorry to all the thicc eddie truthers out there but that man is a board#idk what his actors ass looks like and idc. some things surpass the physical#stranger things fanfic#listen technically dustin is outing steve but in his defense steve fully thinks eddie knows he's bi#and if eddie wasn't told he was going to do something drastic
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Day 6: Geralt + ocean Favourite 90's Anime
I switched the prompts around again today! The 90's anime prompt tickled my brain since I saw it, because while I didn't see it in the 90's, my favourite anime of that time period is Berserk, and doesn't Berserk live rentfree in my brain to this day-
#spielzeugkaiser does inktober#artists on tumblr#art#berserk#guts berserk#griffith#PLEASE DON'T BE FOOLED#that is a bastard man!!!!!#I love griffith as a character but don't I wanna see him die terribly even though I LOVE HIM in a 'he deserves to be strangled' way#listen to everyone who knows berserk and nows my AUs this must be. like the âahhhâ moment. because of course I love berserk#am I a firm believer that things would have gone better if they fucked? maybe.#I have Berserk on the same shelf in my brain as Banana Fish. the 'don't touch because it upsets you so much' shelf#I love it tho (both of them)#god I need to do one of the prompts with banana fish too#I also decided I'll switch the prompts when I feel like it because. I wanna have fun
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Listen it might already have been said but the thing that makes Knives Out and Glass Onion distinct and great compared to mysteries with Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot is that they are both very importantly not focused on the detective.
Benoit Blanc is an great character to be sure, but the journey is focused on the injustice towards the victim. The thing that drives the movie with the thirst and want for an answer is NOT in the pursuit of showing off how smart and intellectual our main detective is, but instead is driven with the pursuit of showing off the compassion and humanity of the main character WHICH is NOT just the detective, but also the victim.
The inherent cold, factual apathy that is present not only in many typical fictional detectives, but in the very nature of our obsession with crimes and mysteries--whether it be a TV show highlighting a detectivesâ intellect by showing how little they care for emotions, or a documentary on the âinsane brilliant psycheâ of a real life serial killer. The FOCUS is always on the crime, on the murderer, on the unfeeling facts and sciences that âmust always leadâ to an eventual answer.
And that is why it is so refreshing when these movies subvert these tropes, not just on the surface level of telling you who the killer is midway through, or making a perfect crime look idiotic. No, itâs also that they change the very object of desire and that it is not just looking to see who the killer is, but to see who the victims are, and where the justice is. Itâs about the victims and their pursuit of closure when the justice system fails them! Itâs about the detective being a caring human being instead of a knowledge machine! It is about how there is more to the crime than just solving the crime! but also yeah the movies are good because benoit is gay with hugh grant that too
#brrrrrr i am so normal about these movies thank you rian johnson <333#listen I am no Last Jedi stan or whatever but that man knows how to make a girl boss actually <333#glass onion#knives out#WATCH GLASS ONION MULTIPLE TIMES :gun: DO IT OR ELSE#I watched glass onion twice in theaters like four weeks ago and have been waiting for more people to see it H
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HUSK, Hotel Bartender & Concierge | 1x04 - Masquerade
"Oh, I FORGOT â you're the wise-old bartender who's seen it all! Get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink."
#hazbin hotel#husk#husk hazbin hotel#hazbin husk#hazbin hotel edit#masquerade#my gifs#character spotlight#Certified Redemption âď¸#hello hi i'm in love with the kitty man like actually#he NEEDS more screentime in s2 in fact he needs his own episode#PLS PLS she confirmed that we're gonna get to know some (but not all) of the character's backstories in s2 PLEASE LET HUSK BE ONE OF THEM#I'LL ACTUALLY DIE THANK YOU#alright i'm coming back to these tags to point stuff out#first off - the fact that he closes his eyes and shakes his head and reaches up to hold his suspenders before offering actual help#physically hyping himself up to lend a hand even though his whole thing is having an empty shell of a heart - apparently.#AAAAAA#but ALSO#holding his suspenders - self soothing gesture possibly? he knows lending a hand could give way to vulnerability on his end regardless if h#even shares personal information about himself or not - at the BARE MINIMUM he is saying ''look. i care a little. okay?'' by even OFFERING#help to begin with. AND OTHER THING!!!!!!!#the fact that he himself bitched and moaned earlier that episode about how EVERYONNEEE likes to bitch to the bartender#and he talks about how he knows everything about everyone seemingly against his better wishes#it's all part of the job he's forced to do#so you could also look at him shaking his head as a way for him to literally ''shake off'' that attitude because again. HE CARES.#even if it's just a little.#then GODDDDD his reaction to angel breaking down. the way he softens. his ears go down. he looks to the ground.#his ''old crusty heart'' was actually touched - not in the happy way of course. it was pain. struck with sympathy and remorse.#LISTEN I LOVE THIS GOD DAMN CAT OKAY
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this is like an au?? i guess?? not too many coherent thoughts abt it, its just kinda evil lloyd centric. wahoo.
#probably not sticking w this design for him to be completely honest. i never know what to do for outfits man.#may or may not be related to that other post i made about junkos theme giving off evil lloyd vibes :) maybe :)))#this specific piece might be more of a 'the sea where ones home planet reflects' kinda vibe tho. if you wanna listen to that song too đ#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago fanart#lloyd garmadon#ninjago au
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Not gonna go out on this limb on a 25k post, but maybe itâs okay that kids today donât know as much about using an actual computer as we do/did? Is it useful knowledge? Of course it is. So is using a sewing machine or being able to rebuild your VW with a copy of that one book every VW driver used to have. Thatâs not the right questionâmost practical knowledge is useful after all. The question should be âis it relevant to the way people live right now.â âHow to Keep Your VW Aliveâ is a timeless fucking classic; my ex and I kept our copy long after he sold his VW. But Iâm not buying a copy now because it wonât exactly help me keep my VW ID4 on the road.
And itâs funny, because I tend to read along with those posts and nod my head, because back in my day we HAD to know all that computer stuff. And then for some reason today, I remembered a conversation my mom and I had with my grandma in the mid 70s when I was a teenager. Grandma made my momâs wedding dress. She worked at a department store doing alterations on foundation wear, which if you look at 1950s foundation wear, youâll realize was both necessary and difficult. So she was shocked when I said most of my friends didnât know their way around a sewing machine. âBut how do you make sure your clothes fit?!â Well, Grandma, people donât wear heavy foundation wear any more and clothes donât need to be as tailored as they did back in the dayâitâs 1975 and the only alterations I need to do is hemming my flares so they just touch the floor when Iâm wearing platforms.
Now you can back up and look at the broader picture, the one that says, but your car should be repairable by you as long as you have clear instructions, and you should be able to alter your clothes or make your own, and yes, you should know how to organize the files on the desktop of your laptop. But the fact that for the most part itâs become easier and easier to just not do those things (if they can be done at all) isnât exactly the fault of Kids Today. And itâs certainly not meeting them where they are or even trying to understand why they feel they donât need that knowledge if, instead of looking at why they donât have it and maybe even donât need it, you just decry their lack of the Deep Wisdom.
#idk man#we see shit all the time about how saying insensitive stuff#affects the listener#how can you be on these kidsâ side#if you clutch your pearls in their hearing#about shit no oneâs teaching them to do?#maybe youâre not blaming them#but think back to the time you didnât know how to do something#your folks did back in the day#made ya feel kinda dumb didnât it?#also itâs hilarious that this is about kids not using laptops#next youâll be telling me they donât know how to go online using dialup#and then loading something onto their website using ftp#what do you mean yon donât know COBOL?#like fuck man#this is just adults bitching about kids#and i thought we werenât gonna do that anymore?
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I just know Gaz is so fucking good at rock climbing. He's just built perfectly for it, he's got the endurance, the flexibility, the grip, the core strength, the agility, the arm spread, he's not too bulky and heavy like Soap or Ghost, his height gives him quite a lot of advantages (even though sometimes there are trails for us hobbits, but mostly being tall helps). Price could probably give him a run for his money, but since I headcanon that Price has seriously fucked up his spine and joints, especially in his fingers, he might be held back by this. Also I feel like Kyle has the best endurance out of all four of them, so he does extremely well on the long ones. He's also got that magical ability to be able to take a rest at the tiniest little handle, like literally catches himself with two toes and a pinch on a non-existent bump in the rock and relaxes as if he's lounging on a beach, all muscles resting before the upcoming difficult few meters.
Also he's one of those who will climb even in slippers, just because he gotta flex like that.
No I'm not drooling over his fingers wrapped in that tape in places where he ripped calluses off, you are.
Also this was induced by a SoapGaz thought where Gaz runs Soap through some intensive training on the climbing walls and enjoys the view of all that muscle bulk flexing and rippling as Soap struggles to find his balance and makes mistakes in dispersing his weight which limits his reach. He's so tense, he can barely slur his Scottish nonsense out, sweat streaming down the dip of his spine and soaking his tank top through.
When he finally falls of the wall after reaching the top handle, his fingers are shaking and he needs Kyle's help to untie the harness knot. Wipes his forehead, leaving a white streak of magnesia stuck to the wet skin, and huffs and grumbles about how he'll still beat Kyle's PR one day.
Gaz won't let him, of course. But he won't stop Johnny from trying either, because after that he gets to massage all those sore muscles Soap didn't even know existed, and listen to him groan as he shamelessly leaks into his boxers. Because why wouldn't Soap get off the post-gym muscle strain, really. And why wouldn't Gaz enjoy watching him get painfully hard and sensitive from barely sexual touch, exploding into his mouth as soon as Kyle wraps his lips around Soap's tip.
#juju's grumbles#gaz cod#kyle gaz garrick#soap x gaz#gaz x soap#soapgaz#soap cod#john soap mactavish#cod#call of duty#listen i just really wanna go rock climbing again#this shit makes me feel so alive#and i just know gaz would volunteer as a trainer for kids groups in his local rock climbing club#also the one i am going to has this old man who has one arm amputated up to the elbow#BEST FUCKING CLIMBER IN THE CLUB#he's literally a beast i've seen him climb the 15 meters wall in seconds#also tatted up and wears a bandana and has like long white hair#i have such a crush on him#he's a trainer and i want to work with him so bad but also i know i'll embarrass myself#and my level is just really pathetic#so i just drool in my weakling corner as i watch him casually do the shit i can't even dream of with all my limbs intact
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