#listen idk what happened this was supposed to be a funny post but it kinda got out of my control

[hikarry]

We know Aziraphale and Crowley are not talking to each other, but what if when Aziraphale comes back, he tries

He finds Crowley, whom pretends like nothing happened, nothing affected him, if not for the fact he can't look at Aziraphale

"What do you want?" He says, his back half turned to the angel. "Already got bored of your holy duties? Came to gloat over your good deeds?"

"Crowley..." Aziraphale gives a step forwards and Crowley flinches. "Just, listen to me-"

Crowley chuckles, coldly, running a hand through his hair, still not looking at him. "What for? We have nothing else to discuss." He throws a quick glance over his shoulder before turning his back fully towards Aziraphale. "Leave."

Aziraphale takes a deep breath, his hands fiddling with each other, attempting one more step forwards. "My dear-"

"Don't!" Crowley suddenly turns around. "You-!" One shaking finger pointed towards the angel. "You have no right! You-" He takes a shaky breath and looks up to the sky.

Aziraphale takes one last step forward, reaching out to hold his hand, which Crowley snatches like he has been burned. The angel tries to ignore how that hurts. He kind of deserved it. So he closed his eyes for a second, trying to will his tears not to fall.

"I know I hurt you," Crowley laughs with no real humor, still looking up. "But I need you. I need you so-"

"Yeah?" The demon chuckles again. "You only need me when the world is going to shit, oh Supreme Archangel? Is that all I'm good for?"

"Crowley, look at me." He didn't. "You know that's not it. You're my best friend!" Aziraphale takes a final step forward and holds Crowley by the lapels of his jacket more aggressively than he intended. "All I've done was for you. For the world. But Heaven's plans are more complicated than I imagined and I can't-! I tried-!"

"So you came to get your lap dog to help you after you kicked it?" He looks down, but still avoids Aziraphale's face. "It's too late for that, angel." Somehow he made the nickname sound like an insult on his tongue.

"Stop!" Aziraphale shakes him by the jacket. "I'm so sorry I hurt you, I am! It was never my intention! I-! I was trying to protect you. To fix it so we don't have to run anymore!" The angel slowly moves his hands from the jacket to frame the demon's face. He flinches once again, but doesnt go far. His lips a straight line, his hands closed in fists by his side. "Crowley..." Aziraphale tried to move his head so he was looking at him, to no avail. "Will you look at me?" He unconciously runs his thumb through the demon's cheekbone. "...Please?"

And that does it. That little word always does it. And a small smile takes over Aziraphale's lips when their eyes meet, even through the sunglasses. He feels Crowley stop his breathing and his arms slightly shaking, itching to reach out, but being forced to keep still.

"You made your choice." His voice was low and rasp, as if he was making a monumental force to speak. "And I clearly wasn't it."

"You misunderstand." Aziraphale's smile is sad, but Crowley doesn't look away. "You've always been my choice. You. And the world. I made a mess of things and went about it the wrong way, perhaps. But if I had to choose between running away with you and not being sure we would ever be safe and leaving and knowing you would be alright. Alive. I would make the same choice again. Because i would rather make the world safe for you than see you hurt. You have always been my priority, Crowley...Alright?"

A few moments pass in silence, looking at each other in the eye. Crowley's jaw quivers and he puts his hands over Aziraphale's, pulling them away from his face but not letting go.

"Fine." Aziraphale lights up. "But!" He raises a finger, pontuating the word. "You are not forgiven and I will be petty about this whole second coming bullshit until we save our world. Again." His expression softens and he squeezes Aziraphale's hands. "And maybe for a few more decades or so. And after this is all said and done, we are going to talk. A serious talk. About...everything."

Aziraphale smiles, squeezing his hands back.

"Its a deal, my dear."

[zymstarz]

yeah sure that's how i'll [re]come out

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

U know the ask about spider seeing ghosts? Ikeeo thinking abour the idea that it only starts happening when he gets to the metkyina clan. The idea bring that spider needs extra protection there /reasons for ronal and friends to trust /accept him so obvs Eywa Provides. Idk, the idea of someone with hairstyles several decades out of date teaching him where all of the most dangerous places to avoid are, Ronals grandmothwr advising him on how to tackle her. They start to notice when he starts making armbands that noone has seen for generations

(also inherwnt in this ask is the idea of neteyam being the first ghost he sees-for ultimate tragedy maybe this is when they fall in love))

Oh my gosh I love this idea. I'm slowly becoming obsessed with Spider seeing ghosts instead of performing tsaheylu, maybe there will have to be a headcanon post about that alone.

-Spider's weaving nets expertly and when someone asks him how he says this person taught him and everyone is confused because no one lives here by that name, the demon must have misheard.

-Spider hANDLING RONAL that's so funny, generations of her family behind him, her mother and her grandmother and her mother in law like standing behind him and she's scolding him for not changing the wrap on his wrist sooner or something and Ronal's grandmother is behind her like "that means she likes you."

-Ao'nung trying to trick him like he did Lo'ak, and his uncle or something appears to be like "Nah, don't listen to that little shit" and Spider raises his eyebrows like "Oh really? I'm supposed to throw all the fish into the water for ilu and not just give them one by one huh?"

NOW DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON NETEYAM GHOST POST SPIDER'S KIDNAPPING YOU MOTHERFUCKER WHAT A TRAGIC CONCEPT?? THAT'S WHEN THEY FALL IN LOVE YOU BASTARD??

Okay so bear with me, you guys know that Spider fic trope where he gets to Awa'atlu and is kinda forgotten/hides his suffering until everything boils over because of how used to hiding he is and how overwhelmed everyone else is? That but now Neteyam ghost is just following him around attempting to get him to take care of himself, talk to him, tell him what happened. Talk to the family, ask for help. Neteyam and Spider always were friends but drifted apart when Neteyam got busy and Spider always thought it was because Neteyam was listening to Neytiri about him. He's just getting more and more frustrated, why is Neteyam sticking with him, why does he care now, when it's too late and Spider already caused his death? AWFUL. TRAGIC. I LOVE IT SOMEONE WRITE IT.

[one-strugling-bean]

Update on my TMA binge: 1st season has been finished.

Below are my main sticking points:

The voice acting is so gooooooood!! Im loving everyone's voices - they all portray their characters emotions and personalities so well!

Jon kinda has the golden medal tho, since hes by far the most prominent voice

Abt the side characters - Martin took me by surprise so hard when he first spoke. I was expecting like..... A big, chill himbo. Kinda like Kronk or Launchpad but less loud, with a grave voice. (Ig part of me had imagined the Martin from Adventure Time?) I was def not expecting the voice of a prepubescent teen.

Anyway, he's baby. Precious to no end but also surprisingly useful and smart? He's an absolute 10/10 I mean. Would buy him sweets and listen to his rambles abt spiders (jon how can you call him a useless ass, he's so un-insultable??? q~q)

Sashaaaaaaa what happened to my favorite gurl???? And also the only one... She was literally the only reason everyone else escaped the worms, Sasha saved everyone's butts. By far the most competent and brave of the squad - a true Gryffindor u-u

But im afraid she died from whatever got her in the storage unit... I've been skimming through the comment section on each episode's youtube video, and some of them seem to imply she's dead for good... I reaaaaally don't want that to be true, she was so cool!! and the single holder of the Archives braincell!! I dont want her to die ;-;

And Tim!! Tim had the least amount of recorded time, but he's already a fave too. Him pretending to be Jon right before Sasha tackled him was so so funny. Also, ig he's kinda what I thought Martin would be. So no losses there!

Elias is.... Weird. Weird in the sense that he seems so obviously suspicious, i hesitate to pin the blame of anything on him. Like it's too easy to be true you know??? Like they're making him look shady on purpose to distract us from the actual shadiness going on. Idk though. He's shown up so little until now he might just have nothing to do with nothing, or be the big final boss. He's got me very confused (also his voice is sooooo cool, i love it. He gives me stern professor vibes)

How much the statements creep me out highly depends on what they're abt. Like, so far, the scariest have been Piecemeal 14#, Lost John's Cave 15#, and Infestation 39# purely because of all the screaming.

And abt the bigger story..... Idk about anything yet, but I'm very curious indeed.

The Dreamer #11 keeps coming back to me when i try to piece it together. Wth was supposed to happen to Gertrude?? Did it come to pass, and it was somehow how she ended up shot, or... did she find a way to kill herself so as not to have to face that fate?? And now Jon has to because he's in her place???

I rly dunno abt anything yet. Im just vibin and listening to all these spooks and having fun. I shall continue doing so rn actually.

End statement or whatever :p

(part 3 has been posted)

[dear-kumari]

Getting my meanest criticism out of the way rn

Arthur I'm sorry that your parents died but did your childhood poem about mourning them have to be so long. Like it looks shorter in the transcript than it felt while listening to it, but 14 verses is still an awful lot. I like the adolescent amateur quality of it, that's fine and expected, but you can't be carrying around all 56 lines of that in your head along with the best of Robert Frost. Give John the abridged version, please, this is probably really awkward for him

Ep 20 is just so, so heavy on the cloying sentimentality between that and the cute animal death that I do think I nearly dropped the show because of it. I went from binge-listening to taking several weeks to get through it (though I resumed my binge immediately after). It's supposed to be the emotional culmination of their journey but came off as manipulative and contrived to the point of cringe. I hate to sound unfeeling, but the whole time I was like can you guys try to strategize about confronting the King instead of reciting eulogies and crying. Or strategize while crying, that's fine, just — something. Anything. The show is about their emotions, yes, but it's also ostensibly about surviving horrors and outwitting powerful forces. Kayne cuts the latter out of the equation almost entirely by handing Arthur the special object he needs for the climax and essentially telling him what to do with it. And then Arthur does it! He spends more brainpower puzzling out what he's supposed to do with the dagger than considering that maybe he shouldn't go along with the desires of the mass murderer he just met. He says the predetermined nature of their journey makes him feel powerless, but the only thing they try to do differently is head deeper into the city. Arthur is a defiant atheist whose big "fuck you" to an actual god is … to attempt to follow the advice of another, more powerful god, by slitting his own throat. Awesome.

This isn't even about the poem anymore but while I'm here, I don't like Kayne. He's not fun, he's not funny, he's not a particularly threatening villain and he fucking killed my little meow meow. The fandom take on him is basically Bill Cipher for adults, which is cool, but canon Kayne doesn't live up to the hype. His "carrot and stick" for Jorthur are too good and too bad, respectively, to be true, making it yet another case of raising the stakes way too high for the audience to truly care. He's also a trickster who straight-up lies rather than one who cleverly exploits loopholes, so it's not like it'll be that surprising when he doesn't honor his deal with them.

I mean, there is an actual kernel of genius in how Kayne is this kinda Christian-themed evil God (omniscient, daughter is "Lilith," jokingly answers to "Jesus Christ," encourages Arthur to listen to his Christian FIL and sacrifice himself) who is essentially offering the protagonists Heaven if they obey him or Hell if they fail. If Jorthur actually learn to see him as an abusive bullshitter with empty promises/threats of eternity ("this too shall pass" taken so far as to break the established eternal cosmic mythos RGU style), I will happily admit that that's a cool deconstruction of the existential dread at the heart of Lovecraft. I think they're just gonna luck into beating him with the Blackstone tho, or maybe he'll win bc he's the author self-insert and Jorthur will get their "happy" ending too, idk. Whatever happens, I don't think I'll stop finding him annoying. Just like that dumb orphan's shitty poetryyyy okay sorry I didn't know how to tie the post together after all that

[gayleafpool]

okay so hugo and varian as wolfwalkers. who bites who

OH UR NOT EVEN READY. IVE BEEN SITTING ON THIS AU FOR MONTHS!!!!!!!!! had 2 scour a discord chat for stuff bc i KNOW i’ve talked about this before and i was right hehe. OK LISTEN UP!!!!!!

k so. donella is a wolfwalker and has been since before she could remember. she accidentally turns ulla when they’re teens but it works out fine bc ulla thinks this is awesome so everything seems cool for awhile. and then ulla gets w quirin and she has varian etc etc u know the drill but all the while she keeps the fact that she’s a wolfwalker hidden from quirin. UNTIL. one day she ends up getting killed by a wolf hunter while she’s in her wolf form. donella sees it happen and has to go tell quirin. oof ouch. then she moves faaaaar away to try and move on. varian ends up not being a wolfwalker and quirin is like oh thank god. but lol sorry man that wont last long. and then the events of tts happen as normal varian commits crimes and goes to jail quirin gets amberified etc. then post tts varian is struggling to fit in and move on cuz he’s got no friends his age and most people in town don’t like him bc of his history and he just feels very lonely and like he doesn’t belong anywhere. and one day he’s just kinda hanging out in the woods outside old corona and he stumbles across a wolf. the wolf is hugo ofc. hugo backstory in a moment. so hugo sees him and assumes oh shit human in the woods he’s gotta be a hunter so he instinctively attacks him and bites him on the arm, before quickly realizes wait nvm this person has no weapons and obviously wasnt expecting 2 see me so he jumps off him and runs away. but too late varian has already been bitten. so he starts doing wolfwalkery shit and is freaking out and trying to figure out what’s going on while keeping is a secret from his dad. meanwhile donella finds out what hugo did and basically tells him to get lost bc he’s too irresponsible and put them both at risk by changing someone who was supposed to be uninvolved in this. and for reference hugo got changed into a wolfwalker by donella when he was a kid bc she figured it would make him a more effective spy/conman. now he can kill people as a person or as a wolf haha 2in1 bonus. so anyway hugo goes back and finds varian and meets him while in human form and tries to be like heyyyy hi i have absolutely no ulterior motives for talking to you. btw have you been having any weird dreams lately. and they sort of hate each other for awhile bc hugo blames varian for being the reason donella kicked him to the curb and varian is mad at hugo for biting him. and wait you know what would be funny what if donella wants to kill varian bc she sees him as a liability and what if she says hey hugo u can redeem urself if you kill him for me bc i know he trusts u and then uh oh choice time. meanwhile both varian and hugo and constantly trying to not get murdered by wolf hunters (quirin probably for extra angst) (maybe idk cass or eugene too even more angst) (this is excessively long) (have a good day)

[clovercow8228]

gillion and chip as hadestown!orpheus and eurydice

ok so i was listening to hadestown again because i love it dearly and i am still desperately trying to cope with ep 101 and i was like haha. chip and gillion as orpheus and eurydice. because yknow in the context of the actual myth you could compare it to the whole feywild arc and whatnot.

but then i listened to it more (more than halfway through the first song) and i realized it’s way better (worse) if you have it the other way around with chip as hadestown eurydice and gillion as hadestown orpheus. (there’s another way to read it too but we’ll get to that because it’s a bit more convoluted since. well it’s basically a game theory atp)

i’m going through this song by song because i have never felt happiness or peace ever

Road to Hell: ok so ignoring the gods for now. road to hell does eurydice a little dirty so for this song it’s just orpheus i’m talking about, but hermes describes him as a muse’s son and touched by the gods themselves. ok cool whatever so what Any Way the Wind Blows: “eurydice was a hungry young girl / a runaway from everywhere she’d ever been”? like yeah ok sure cool (side note? “ain’t nobody gonna stick around when the dark clouds roll” and  for chip, mr. constantly both afraid his crew will stay and will leave anytime something bad happens and who literally lost his family in the hole in the sea? silly.) plus for orpheus, “and this poor boy wore his heart on his sleeve / you might say he was naive to the ways of the world / but he had a way with words”. that’s my boy right there

Come Home with Me: most of this is just very funny (”oh, a liar and a player too?”) but “why would i become his wife?” “because he’ll make you feel alive” kinda got me a little tbh. and there’s also the ongoing theme of orpheus working on something to fix the balance of the world, which he can do because he’s touched by the gods.

Livin’ it Up on Top: most of this i’ll talk about when i talk about the gods because woo boy that should be a post of its own with how much psychological damage it caused me. but “there was a girl who had always run away / you might say it was in spite of herself / that this young girl decided to stay” for chip?

All I’ve Ever Known: yeahhhhhhhh nothing real metaphorical about this one. fnc shippers come get yalls juice ig idk that’s really all for that one

A Gathering Storm: title aside, the whole thing is eurydice being concerned about the practical way they will survive the winter while orpheus works on his song to make the world right again.

When the Chips are Down: hand to god i did not think about that pun until now. but yeah this whole song really sold it for me. “help yourself (to hell with the rest), even the one who loves you best / take if you can (give if you must), ain’t nobody but yourself to trust / aim for the heart (shoot to kill), if you don’t do it then the other one will” are interesting enough to think about with chip because basically his whole thing is not turning out like that but there are still some times (mainly early on) that he gets a little closer to those ideas. finally, “cast your eyes to heaven / you get a knife in the back”. put your life in the hands of anything but yourself and you get fucked over.

Wait for Me intro: alright one god i can pitch right now. hermes with the “so, just how far would you go for her? you got a ticket? yeah, i didn’t think so. course there is another way, but nah, i ain’t supposed to say.” being as mean as possible rn? hermes as niklaus would work as absolutely unfortunate as that is. which also makes the “ain’t no compass, brother, ain’t no map” line in the actual song even funnier since it’s hermes describing how to get to the underworld to save eurydice.

Wait for Me: the fates hit orpheus with the self doubt and worry that essentially he’s not the chosen one, part one. don’t really need to explain that one

Way Down Hadestown (Reprise): now hear me out on this. because hades’ whole bit is deals for people’s souls. eurydice signs a deal to give him her soul in exchange for not starving to death, and this song is her realizing what that really means and trying to defend it. which i will admit, makes it seem like it would work for niklaus too. but we’ll come back to that

If it’s True: “is this how the world is? to be beaten and betrayed and then be told that nothing changes?” now this one got me a little, between gillion’s ‘my last sin’ speech and what he said to jay in the block.

Intro to Wait for Me (Reprise): “it’s a trap?” “it’s a trial.” hermes explaining to orpheus and eurydice the conditions of them being allowed to leave. at the end of the day, according to hermes, their success rides on whether they trust each other and themselves. arguably the most recurring theme of riptide.

Doubt Comes In: orpheus doubting that he actually has the power to bring her back, thinking he has been tricked or is too weak to do it. in gillion’s own mind, his fatal flaw is not knowing if he believes he can be the chosen one or protect his friends. and for orpheus, he couldn’t.

a good amount of the songs are missing because i haven’t talked about hades and persephone yet. they’re. a separate issue

[rustyvanburace]

aaaaaaa saw your last post about the Black Samurai!Issachar AU and been thinking.... In a way, Issachar did achieve his dream. He did become a samurai, even if Mikado didn't let him.....

Also thinking about Flynn and the others getting sent off to kill the Black Samurai and only later realising it's Issachar they have to capture........ I think it might hit a little differently than what originally happened in Kiccigiorgi. Here they would have a bit more time to kinda think about it, make assumptions about the Black Samurai, listen to rumours or whatever, and make up a picture in their head - only for it to shatter once they realise who it is.

Idk just some stuff that I thought of. Tho I'm really interested in hearing your opinion!!

I am SO glad to hear this and I completely vibe with all of that; it is my thoughts EXACTLY as to how a Black Samurai!Issachar AU would go down. It def hits all the good points you brought up -- Issachar finally becoming a "Samurai" of sorts, his anger and jealousy transforming him into a nemesis, the sheer agony of the mystery building up until the grand reveal… *chef's kiss*

(It is funny in a way, because when I first played SMT4, I honestly did think that Issachar would fall into the jealous friend-turned-nemesis trope. The predictability was all there. And he still kinda did, but in a far lesser way than what I was expecting. I digress.)

As to how Issachar becomes the Black Samurai, I can imagine it going down similarly to canon: him being approached and seduced by demonic influence preying on his emotional vulnerability, coaxing him into becoming the Samurai he always wanted to be, but also full of so much resentment towards Mikado's bias and oppression. Maybe it is Lilith herself who approaches him to take her place in "liberating" the blind masses and seeding chaos. Issachar would effectively be selling his soul. And the rest is history.

It's so much fun to think about how much this would re-contextualize SMT4's plot and the cast as a whole. Issachar berating the Samurai for upholding the laws of an oppressive society and willfully abandoning those ill-fortunate. Taunting that the people they swore to protect have been killed by their own hands (because they became demons). Issachar speaking to Walter's Casualry roots and encouraging him not to become a scab for the kingdom, but instead become something more. The sheer agony Flynn would've faced at the Black Samurai's unmasking and how much MORE torn it would leave him. Maybe even Jonathan would feel some hesitance as well knowing that the Black Samurai is one of their own.

I suppose that just leaves the Ring of Gaea, but I can't really see Issachar becoming its leader. It would probably be more like Lilith/Yuriko committing full time to that while lending Issachar guidance.

[nacaharachuya]

Okay so i realised im a fucking idiot and that i’ve been sending you shit through “?” And i have no idea where those messages go through so whoopdy doo ig but in my defence i wasnt able to send anything any other way bc.. uhh.. yeah my email wasn’t confirmed n all that. Im telling u man i’m a whole ass boomer rn🤦‍♀️ can’t even remember how to send an ask smh.

Anyways i only now finished reading svs because i’ve been putting it off in favour of reading different fics (works from other fandoms and… ooc soukoku fics. Listen i hate mischaracterisation as much as the next guy but i find them very entertaining okay) and AAAUURGGHH WHAT A BANGER. The way you write is immaculate if svs was a food it’d have a savoury taste like i’d be liking my fingers n shit. I found out about it when you posted on twitter you updated it (it was the smut chapter, by the way) and i was like “huh” and decided to read it and my god am i glad I didn’t skip over that tweet.

Idk if this was on purpose or not but verlaine is kinda cringefail in your fic and i love it. I am a firm believer that as badass as verlaine is he is undeniably embarrassing and i need MORE of that.

My one criticism for svs is that we needed more adam scenes. He should have been added like really, unnecessarily early on in the fic and act as a third wheel in the fic. But like a third wheel soukoku did not want or ask for but he’s just kinda there they can’t really get rid of him. Chuuya and dazai in their divorce arc arguing and adam is in the background thinking “i could crack a really funny joke from this” (on that note i added the lines “Adam’s blabbering makes more sense now, so they act as if nothing has happened. “When I lift this veil, you will seal the deal with a kiss.” He can’t stop himself from laughing, “I hope you enjoyed that joke too.” “We didn’t,” Verlaine says from across the shrine. “Paul be quiet.”” In my “collection of fanfic lines I chuckled at” in my notes. He’s so silly i love him. I love how he laughs at his own jokes he just like me fr.)

Anyways here are like two extra svs doodles. I keep thinking about how you said that chuu can fluctuate between genders (literally) and its so… zamn.

And reading the scene where verlaine is brushing chuuya’s hair inspired me to draw this

I have no idea how long chuuya’s hair is supposed to be like idk if it’s “yeah his hair is a little longer than it is in canon haha” or “yeah mf got some LONG ass hair looking like rapunzel”. Also I don’t remember if his lil ribbon was red or blue but.. i jus went with blue and i didn’t know if the pearls were supposed to be like on his head or woven into his braid so i just went with the latter. And again ALSO i know he was barefoot but i’m not drawing his fucking dogs okay.

This ask is long as hell never let me talk again LMAO

Currently looking at a detail i forgot in the drawing… not pointing it out in hopes you don’t notice it either smh but GOD DAMMIT 🤬🤬🤬

DAWG I OPENED THIS YESTERDAY IN SHOCK IA M ALWAYS BLOWN AWAY BY YOUR ASKS AND ART IT MAKES ME FEEL SO LOVED AND SO CRAZY LIKE!?!?! I'M SO GLAD YOU LOVED IT ENOUGH TO MAKE ART I SAVE IT AND LOOK AT IT CONSTANTLY ;_; IM LIKE.....

AND ALSO THANK YOU. I need svs criticism and ur right I should have introduced more characters earlier I just got carried away with skk because...IDK BUT ADAM WAS MY SAVING GRACEE. He was so silly I wanted to add him sooner but I was like wait....no... BUT HE IS IN THE SEQUEL!!! DW!!! His silly ass is there and he's cracking them jokes and Verlaine is like o_o. THE ADAM LINES WERE SO FUN TOO CAUSE HE'S NOT CRINGE HE'S JUST....HIM.

Verlaine is cringe-fail on purpose tho and I'm glad you saw that because I see him as an incredibly pathetic person who can't do normal human things. He would like bite open a metal can or rip it open with his hands because he doesn't know what a can opener is. He is that type of guy.

The art is just immaculate bro like straight-up BEAUTIFUL. Chuuya's literal genderfluidity is something I'm glad people like cause when I imagine divinity I think of someone not bound by sex or gender and whatnot plus I just don't think he'd give a fart. so like....world's most wonderful tits...but he's shorter.

THE WEDDING OUTFIT IS SENDING ME TO THE GRAVE THO LIKE. IT"S PERFECT AND IDK WHAT DETAIL YOU MISSED CAUSE I FORGET EVERYTHING BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I"M. THE HAIR LENGTH I DIDN"T SPECIFIY !!! He looks so *crying emoji cause I don't have my phone* you don't have to draw his toes I just think barefoot chuu running up the stairs to meet dazai is very him. perseverance.

BOYCACA WHAT IS YOUR TWT LET ME FOLLOW YOU AND BOTHER YOU THERE AND SPREAD THE BOYCACA AGENDA

[eidolonightmare]

will make an acc soon when i can !!!! you use so kmany big words ur like a wizard casting spells . i like the last one the most , i dont know how to read with rhythm but it still sounds cool . i can imagine the few like music ppls i like singing it :3 very talented !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i will most definately have you help me learn french in the future idf we are friends !!!!!! also THANBK YOU for the list i will take them thru out the night and let you know what i get :DDDDD i love quizzes tysm !!!!!!!! see for me i think i could listen to it and (maybe) read it well but NOT write and not speak ?? that goes for all languages tho

THE LAST TIME I WAS ACTIVE IN YANBLR WAS 2022 (I THINK) WHERE I HAD MY OWN ACC AND THEN SUMMER OF THIS YEAR WHEN I JUST KINDA LURKED LMAO , I WAS TOO SCARED TO MAKE POSTS BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF POPULAR USERS I DONT LIKE AND I DIDNT WANT TO RUN INTO THEM OR THEIR MUTUALS , now i dont care AS MUCH but i still dont like a couple of them tbh

and i have no idea when i graduate . like none uhm .... im also homeschooled (/neg) so that will definitely contribute to if im even like able to . iiiiiiiiii have a slight feeling i might end up dropping out once i am seventeen sdjekjrfr but its okay . will live my house dog dream ^___________^

and i took computer science and i failed it ! so LMAO , U HAVE MY CONGRATS . my neocities is also bland-ish because i REFUSE to use iframes , FUCK that .

and yes i am currently replaying pkmn legends . this might sound silly but ive never finished a pkmn game . tbh story based games bore the hell out of me JDNFIJSRFIERK I CANT STAND TO PLAY THEM . THERYE FUN TO WATCH BUT BESIDES THAT BLEGH

i dooooont have much else to say tbh :P am very sleepy and tired and i doooont really like the tumblor ask system FNWEJFKWJRFK , u can msg me if you want /nf BUT THAT MIGHT BE AWKWARD ???? i dunno dude my social skills are comparable to like . i dont want to say an ant because ants have like tons of interactions but like . i dunno maybe a worm ........ do worms ,,, are worms talkative ? i mean im talkative i just dont know what the fuck im saying . also i think thats kinda funny because i am LITERALLY a dog and yet i have no idea how to interact with anyone or anything , but that is okay , im like one of those dogs who have their like "person" i guess . idk what the fuck im talking about dude .

anyway uhm YEAH feel free 2 msg me if u want but you dont have to because i ammmm not sure if it is an appropriate time to ask so . uhh u do what YOU want yes . yes . OKAY BYE BYE TAKIUNG UR QUIZZES - ALEX THE THE THE MAN BOY DOG WOLF CANINE IDFK MAN

sorry if this response is kinda dry i am Tired. but i wanted to respond.

alright awesome!! heheheh thank you i suppose. thank you! ^_^ i'm glad you liked it!!!

hehehe yippee awesome...!! great great i'm excited to see what you get. i hope you have fun taking them! yeah i get that. that happens to me, too. i think you just have to practice more when that happens honestly... and get more input so you feel more comfortable.

ahh yeah i get that lmfao. one of my friend's exes is on here and i have an ex on here so i'm trying to avoid them and their friends... lmfao. and another person i don't like. real.

oohhh yeah. i wouldn't recommend dropping out if it's possible for you to not because that's going to make things harder for you in the future but i won't judge you if you do or anything. because school is really hard T_T. dog house dream!!

fair tbh!!! some parts of that class were rly hard for me so i understand why that might happen T_T. also real. i just can't figure out how to make it look cooler; maybe i'll work on it some more.

yay awesome. also that's totally fair.

okie that's alright!! i'll message you then ^_^ hehe that's fair. i think i understand what you mean though idk how to describe it either, lmfao.

alright :D i shall message you. yippee taking my quizzes!! ^_^

[m1ckeyb3rry]

This wasn’t supposed to take me that long to reply to but I got mobbed by irl shit but um anyways

No because that’s what I’m saying idk why there’s a need to give everyone a backstory and make everyone relevant instead of focusing on better developing a certain set of people like realistically unless they’re really going to expand on the whole bllkverse post-Isagi protag storyline which is highly unlikely….

LMAOOOOO speaking of my comment from earlier too lowk I bet Kunigami could pop out something sassy every now and then!! Gives you an excuse to keep the non-ginger male lead streak going LOL

But FRRRRR the fact that they all acknowledge he’d treat a girl right so real and literally I’m ngl I laughed off the ln as a goofy moment like lmaooo ok no social skills bros stalking but WHAT WAS THAT PROFILE??? Literally jaw on the floor speechless I’m going to pretend I didn’t read that

Otoya would be so happy that eightbit is hyping him up sm I need more scenes of that for Karasu too I’m lowk a little sad the pose of him standing on (?) the ball just didn’t have the same vibe as the manga (don’t get me wrong still not bad but ykwim)

LMAOOO shippers will fr take whatever crumb of interaction (or even lack thereof) they can get im crying though I still can’t get over how a sukuna ship found its way to bllk

Wait I’m also still not over that how did not a single soul request nagi???? Ngl maybe I should’ve sent one in I was under the assumption that he would’ve been a no brained though so uh. But LMAOO it’s funny reading this in hindsight so I guess you’ve settled on an otoya req it seems it’s back to otoyalations everyone

BAROU???????? HIDDEN BAROU CAMEO lmao I’m crying you really said “yeah no romance for Kunigami”

OH HEAH I SAW THAT you’d be glad to know that when I saw that my first thought was hollyhock before anything else LMAOOOOO Omg but Rin being hollyhock y/n’s number one fan I can see it thatd be so funny

LMAO the next sae one you have to make should be that really…um..interestingly proportioned one…from like the first few chapters of the manga (I’m pretty certain I passed by a goofy post of yours with it somewhat recently)

Karasu flying across the field to jump on his teammates back and hype up the goals LMAOOO truly THE biggest bird on the field (I’m thinking of a very specific tiktok audio that I haven’t heard in awhile so if you know which one I’d be pretty impressed)

So real I’m also planning to watch it all in one go maybe even along with s1?? Actually maybe this calls for episode nagi then s1 then s2 bllk marathon LOL but wait you’re right I didn’t pay attention before but Rin and otoya lowk giving emo twins?? If we didn’t know otoyas personality he’d look so emo LMFAO

- Karasu anon

AHAHAA IT’S OKAY i randomly fell asleep instead of responding to this it happens i’m kinda bad abt punctual replies too sometimes so trust i will never judge 🔥

OKAY BUT LISTEN if kaneshiro wants to give us episode karasu i won’t mind /j on the fr side yeah i think ensemble casts are difficult to work with as is and the more you expand the worse that gets!! i mean people are still hoping for KIRA to come back and bro was in ONE EP 😭 so there’s rlly no need for so many characters to be given “depth” (depth which ironically makes them feel shallower at times) it’s okay for some to just be filler with surface level lore

HELP OKAY SOMEBODY COMMENTED SENDOU ON THAT POST AND IT OPENED MY THIRD EYE??? idgaf abt sendou so i didn’t even think about him but he’s literally PERFECT for the role omg like he’s so boyfailure boyfriend-in-law with silly slightly sassy advice (secondhand aikulations perhaps??) PLUS because he’s friends w aiku he def would have relevant opinions on otoya DHFSJAJ not that that’s a prerequisite because his role is rlly small like i said but it gives in verse depth to it

NO LITERALLY at first i was like oh haha cute he just wants to be friends with karasu but he doesn’t know how…now i’m like NAH GET KARASU IN WITNESS PROTECTION ASAP 😭🙏🏻 /j anyways yeah everyone acknowledging that karasu would treat a lady right YUP love to see it he absolutely would and we love him for that (i miss my handsome glorious king why’d i have to get inspired for otoya before him 😒)

YEAHH i feel like they took a bit of karasu’s smugness away almost?? he’s still cocky and analytical and talented and stuff but i feel like he’s not giving that same smug villainy vibe that he had in the manga LMAOAOA it made isagi’s infamous line not hit as much because now it just looks like he’s crashing out due to karasu being better than him and calling him out on being weak meanwhile in the manga you can def tell that karasu actively looks DOWN on isagi yk so the “he’s…a villain 😨” line makes a bit more sense there

NO LITERALLY I THOUGHT NAGI WAS A SURE SHOT I CANNOT BELIEVE NO ONE REQUESTED FOR HIM 😭 forever in shock that the wider public associates me with SAE over NAGI 😱 and yeah i used that ugly ass panel for my hbd sae post (felt obligated since i’m an honorary sae blog) DJSIHDJS HE LOOKS SO WEIRD IN IT i never ever want to see a sae fan complaining abt the anime they yassified him SO MUCH in season 1 all of them have to be on their knees thanking 8bit 🙂‍↕️ and actually nope HAHA i don’t even have any otoya reqs in my inbox surprisingly i was just inspired on my own…let’s just saw we can call this one based on true events 🙏🏻 once i post and we debrief i’ll lyk what parts have and have not actually happened to me FKFHSJAN anyways yeah this is more of a karasu bfb “i have an idea and a character and i’m just going to see where it goes” vibe than it is a specific prompt or anything!! just writing smth silly for me…it’s what i deserve after that kaiser req 😰 HOPEFULLY IT DOESN’T TAKE AS LONG/END UP AS LONG AS KARASU BFB THOUGH i feel like i’m jinxing myself now so just keep your fingers crossed for me and my sanity 🤞🏻

HIDDEN BAROU CAMEO and the boy that died at reader’s uncle’s hand was also loosely based off of niko!! we fr got the entire oaeu up in this bitch ig this is what they do when aiku’s not home 😭 NO ROMANCE FOR THE LEPRECHAUN ONG 🔥

HOLLYHOCK MENTION LFG yeah omg rin would actually def stan her and she would probably love him for that…omg isekai rin x hollyhock reader when?? imagine he’s hit by a soccer ball to the head (probs by shidou) instead of a bus and he ends up in yukimiya’s body on the day yuki sends otoya after the hiiragi’s so he ends up changing the timeline around so he can fall in love w reader instead of the “lukewarm ninja bastard” bonus points if she ends up with karasu due to his meddling instead because gardener swordsman karasu 😫 /hj

THAT ONE AUDIO THAT’S LIKE “i’m the biggest bird i’m the biggest bird” RIGHT?? LMAOAO I HAVE BEENNN CHRONICALLY ON TIK TOK FOR YEARS NOW OFC IKWYM!! speaking of which i have more to show you 😜 but anyways yeah it’s hilarious how he just ends up there and nobody even questions it…ig he’s rlly competitive and stuff so it makes sense that he’d consistently be getting the most hype plus he’s one of the characters that seems to get along w everyone at the same level??? like barou didn’t seem to be mad abt him doing the arm-around-the-neck thing (tbf he only rlly cared abt getting nagi off atp), isagi seems to find him chill, he was getting along with reo/aryu/tokimitsu (as well as yuki and otoya ofc) during their “economics of bllk” meeting, and he somehow even managed to be friends with NAGI when they were all in the arcade which given how standoffish nagi can be is saying smth ☝🏻 truly he is so beloved by the fandom and the characters alike

YUP MY PLAN EXACTLY i’ll probably do epinagi -> s1 (since epinagi glosses over a lot of second selection which is the best part of s1) -> s2 rewatch…yeah otoya gives emo just as much as rin they lowkey have the same hair just diff colors HAHAHA omg wait i saw a tik tok MONTHS ago talking about how niko watches anime and wondering if he freaked out when he saw nagi because he knows that white haired characters are always insanely talented and to extrapolate on that i wonder if he felt the same at seeing otoya 😭 even though otoya doesn’t rlly give white hair energy tbh i forget most of his hair is pale because i so heavily associate him with the Green ™️

OKOK MORE TIK TOKS again you’ve probably seen a lot of them but OH WELL you will see them again 🔥:

KARASU MEME had me crying it’s too real…fr giving “shidou…isagi…stop 🥺🥺🥺 this isn’t you 🥺🥺🥺“

kaiser slander so truly refreshing to see on the fyp even if it is isagi committing it…enemy of my enemy is my friend ig

okay this edit is making me consider aikuism fr JSBXSJBS why’s he kinda…like that one panel of him catching the ball w his chest…NOPE anyways we MUST STAY STRONG 😭🙏🏻 dw he’s still in the problematic bestie zone for me but now he’s like a problematic bestie that i have weird tension with and everyone’s lowkey like yo is smth going on and we’re both like nahhh that’s my homeboy!! but like. ARE we just homeboys???

THE WAY KARASU SAYS ISAGI’S NAME DJFHSHSJS ISAGI MOVEEEE IT’S MY TURN

LORENZO MEME idk why this is just making me laugh this is def smth he would do in the oaeu though specially at aiku (and niko who literally did nothing but got involved by accident)

[screampied]

daily dose of me yapping, and i want to say there is a reason i am this talkative, i’ll explain once i show myself, hihsidhdjdbjdbd.

OH, something happened last night that got me doing that lil thing with my eyes, y’know? twitching. YOU 🫵 interacted with a post of mine, and i was like “FUCK THEY FOUND OUT” but that’s good we good you were just appreciating one of my masterpieces 😁😏

ok, going back on track. i am a full supporter of scream theme you know, cause it just makes sense. and i also think you would be able to create a really good content for the boys as ghostface. in fact, who do you think fix the mask the most? for me it’s choso, idk just makes me want to pounce on him, the image of him with the mask, messy hair and a knife… sigh.

THE RANT, I LOVE IT. you are absolutely right. you see i am kinda of a hater of new generations of films, because we learn through the og characters to be more smart and what to look out for, while the newbies are a bunch or arrogant useless shits, and we have to deal with the directors trying to sell them as a better version. EXHIBIT ONE, halloween. it was… it was something. YESS scream 6 redeemed itself a lot, specially in this thing i just mentioned. for example, sam and mindy pissed me off on the fifth, but i fell in love with them on the sixth, and the characters had such a grown. chad is kinda my fav, i love the guy that is just supposed to die but never does. AND HIMBO??

i do hope she comes back, because she is the soul of scream, i can not think of scream and not think of her. still, new directors nowadays taking over this sequels (or, for example books like grrm) they just keep missing to catch the real essence of the thing, so if she does come back, it tends to lean on the side of me not enjoying it. idk, at first i didn’t liked her on the fifth, something was missing, but i hope it does not go like that this time. like i said, the six was good, so if they keep like that, it might.

also, the actress for sam was fired, right? because she supports palestine, and i think jenna too? i don’t remember much, but i hope they come back asap, otherwise it’s going to suck. and i mean changing actress won’t do them any good, cause they both carried a lot.

YAYAY, car races are so cool. you go to one and i repeat 🫵 bad bitch. i remember this one time i was friends with a boy that lived next door, and he would come to my house all day, and he brought some tapes of car races and i was wonderstruck by the girls that wave the flag, with mini skirts and crop tops, my mom turned to me and said “don’t ever date a racer” THANKS BUT IM NOT LISTENING. there is something about a guy with a helmet (oh, shit. the mask kink is mentioned again) and a nice looking car, but the girls? sigh sigh sigh. when i was obsessed with fast and furious, i would only stare at them.

hate anons are laughable. i was an editor on instagram some years ago, and i had this person that would literally clock in on my anon app to daily be a bitch. it was fucking funny because i knew exactly who they were, and when i went to talk with them, they got so calm and like “i’m sorry” like stfu give me that energy. ever since then, i don’t get offended by anonymous hate. this person is weak and likes the power of being hidden, but in fact, it has no power whatsoever. it’s just…stupid?!

anyways, hope you have a great day!!! and do some fun stuff!!!!

oh, question of the day, favorite book and favorite color?

nut anon

HIIIII NUT ANON 😙

PAHAHAHAH REALLY. i remember i was binge reading fics last night and maybe i stumbled upon you 🤔. tbh i literally can’t remember what i read BUT I FOUND YOU (kinda not really) omg. the suspense is killing meeee baefy. what are the odds hehe. IM SURE UR WORK IS SSOOOOO GOOD u seem so sweet i’d honestly love to be ur moot whenever ur ready to reveal yourself 💓💓.

yeahhhhh man. same here, i love scream downn. but tysm :’) UGHHH JUST IMAHINGINF ITS GONNA BE SO SEXY im such a whoreee for ghostface its crazy. ur so right, id say choso but def maybe even suguru too ?? it’s always the dark haired boys idk 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. dare i say toji also.

SO REEAAAAL ✋🏽. i hated the newbies expect mindy bc that’s pookie and chad, chad grew on me. also ofc jenna too, and i like same a lot more in scream six. CHAD UGHHHHHH he carried, the core four uughghgjgjgk my babies. seeing sam snap yet again was so cool to see, i kinda want her to be ghostface, but that would be predictable. a girl can dream tho </3

and omg !!!!! i stumbled across a neve interview and it’s confirmed she’s coming back for scream seven AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHER. im so glad i wonder how it’s gonna play out. yeah !!! i heard the actress for sam got fired all bc she supports palestine like really? 🤒 good for her for using her voice, i think jenna left on her own because she also supports palestine and supported her. i’ll miss them sm but good for them !!!!

I WENT AND IT WAS SAAAAUUR FUN. i saw a sukuna styled car and i almost crashed out. it was so hot, i’ve got such a deep love for sports cars 🌛🌛. PFFF REALLY. i wanna date a racer, they give such good vibes eheh. GUYS WITH HELMETS AND GLOVES AND >>>> yes. ur so right ab the masks. and the girls too ???? YEAAH

bye that’s so embarrassing. do they not have anything else to do 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️. like whaaaat that’s insane, daily is just so lame. what a bore. good for u for confronting them bc ew

THANKSSSSPOIKIEEEEE 💓💓💓 you too !!! hope you had a lovely day <3 and oooh um favorite book would probably be any hunger games book or the war that saved my life. favorite color hmmmm rose gold !!!!

[zweigsons]

i hate him, i swear!

jason todd x fem!reader smut ( im going 2 hell for this one )

summary: mistaking love for hate is a funny thing, and you're a fucking comedian.

word count: 2,890!

warnings/other things that happen: nsfw, jason likes biting, slight enemies to lovers dynamic but like i'm forcing it, jason likes praise !! (no surprise to anyone), fluff at the end kinda?? idk what im doing

a/n: posting smut on tumblr and then hiding for 283493574 years this is so embarrassing. i'm so bad at writing nsfw but i hope u like it smile. also this is based off of jason in titans because thats what im hyperfixated on rn

Dick grumbled and ran a hand through his hair, “Listen, we need to talk.”

You shrugged, “About what?”

He sighed, “You and Jason.”

You scoffed and rolled your eyes, “There’s nothing to talk about.”

“Okay, yeah, there is. Sit down, okay?” He asked, gesturing towards one of the chairs in the living room of Titan’s Tower. 

You decided to oblige and settled into the chair, crossing your legs and looking at Dick from across the table that was between them. “Fine. Talk.”

“What’s going on with you two? You’ve been fighting every day, it seems. We’re supposed to be a team, so talk to me about it,” He said, and he had a concerned look on his face that made you feel kind of bad. 

You shrugged again, “He’s just, like, I dunno. He’s annoying, he likes to take charge too much, and he thinks he’s better than everyone. Which he’s not, by the way.” Then you took a deep breath and took your hands, running them through your hair. “And he’s hot,” You muttered. 

You looked up and saw the look of surprise on Dick’s face and you shook your head. “I hate him, though.”

“Well, if you think he’s h-” He paused on the word as if it were gross to think about, “if you think he’s hot, then I don’t really think that means you, ya know, hate him.”

You twisted your lips to the side and said, “But, like, I can find someone attractive and still hate them.”

Dick sighed, “Can you just try and talk it out with him? I came to make sure you weren’t gonna fucking kill him, but it seems like you want to do the opposite.”

“I still wanna fucking kill him,” You said, running your hands through your hair again. 

“Okay, yeah, don’t do that. Just go talk to him.”

“Fine,” You said, standing up from the couch. You waved at Dick as you left the living room, going to find Jason’s room. 

When you got there, you knocked on the door and waited for him to answer. The door opened hesitantly and you were greeted by a half-naked Jason, a towel wrapped around his waist. His chest was shimmering, and his hair was wet, plastered to his forehead. Fuck. 

“We need to talk,” You said simply, trying to keep your eyes off of his chest, which was proving very hard. 

Jason shrugged, “Alright. Come in, I guess.” He still had a look of slight disgust on his face, despite his neutral tone. 

You stepped through the threshold of his room and closed the door behind you. You walked over to his bed, sitting down on the edge of it. “What is it you wanna talk about?” He asked, and he walked over to his closet, looking through it for a shirt. 

You watched intently as the towel dropped from around the waist, him seemingly not caring about the fact that someone else was in his room. “I just wanna say, I guess, I’m sorry for being a jerk these past few weeks. I’ve been overthinking some shit.” 

He stepped into some shorts and you noticed the muscles on his thighs. He abandoned the search for a shirt and crossed over to the bed, looking at you. “That all? You could’ve just sent that in a text or some shit.”

“Also,” You said, eyes traveling over his bare chest, the word lingering on your tongue, “I have something else to tell you.” 

“And that is?”

“I think you’re hot,” You said softly, your eyes traveling up to his, and you smiled a little bit. 

He swallowed, and you noticed a slight pink tint to his cheeks. “You think I’m what?” 

“Hot. Attractive, cute, sexy, whatever. Pick your poison, I guess,” You said, your smile growing wider. 

He laughed shortly, “Is that so?” He grabbed you by the chin and pulled your face up to better meet his eyes. 

“What? Does it weird you out?” You asked, and you took your hand, placing it over his.

“A little bit,” He breathed, “Because yesterday during training you said you wanted me to shut the fuck up and choke on my own dick.”

“Same thing as thinking you’re hot.”

“Can I kiss you?” He asked, and he leaned over you, knee between your thighs and hand steadying himself next to you. 

“Definitely,” You replied.

A smile crossed his lips and then he pressed them into yours, pushing her back onto the bed. A small moan escaped your mouth as he did so, and you felt him smirk against you. 

He took that moan as an opportunity to slip his tongue into your mouth and pressed it into yours. Your tongues danced together, and you wrapped your arms around his neck, wanting to pull him closer into you. 

His crotch pressed into your core and a surprised moan came out of you at the feeling of his erection. You pushed his face off of you and said, “Are we really gonna do this?”

He shrugged, “Why not? I think you’re hot, too.” He said the words with a smirk, running his hand through your hair, twirling it through his fingers. 

“What if someone hears?”

“Then that means I’m doing a good job.”

“Okay, let’s do it, then.”

He licked his lips, “That’s what I like to hear.”

He pressed his cock into your cunt again, rubbing it against you. You brought one of your hands down to your mouth and bit down on it, trying to keep moans from coming out. 

“No, it’s okay,” He said softly, taking your hand away from your mouth. “I want everyone to hear you, to hear how good I’m making you feel.” 

The words alone were enough to make you tremble with pleasure. “Okay.”

He placed a kiss on your jawline and then trailed kisses down your neck and to your shoulder. He bit softly on the flesh, but hard enough to leave a mark, and then trailed his tongue over the mark he had just made. “Jason,” You moaned, and you wrapped your legs around his waist. 

He groaned at his name that you had so sweetly said and growled, “Say my name again.”

You smiled, “Jason,” You said softly, running your hands through his hair. 

“Jason, you’re such a good boy,” You praised, and he groaned, starting to move a hand up your shirt. He moved his hand around the back of you and-surprisingly-unclipped your bra with one hand. 

He sat up and pulled your shirt off of you, then took your bra straps down your arms.

“You’re so fuckin’ pretty,” He grumbled, and he took his hands, cupping your breasts in them. He nuzzled his face between your boobs, breathing in your scent. He took one of your breasts into his mouth and ran his tongue over your nipple. 

You let out a small whine at the feeling, your hands going up to his head, fingers weaving through his hair. 

Biting down on you, he slid one of his hands into your underwear and onto your soft folds. You whimpered at the soft touch and he came up off of your breast to look into your eyes and then said, “You’re really fucking wet, you know that?”

“Shut the fuck up,” You mumbled and he smiled. 

“Fucking make me,” He replied, and he pushed two of his fingers into you, no warning. You moaned sharply, and you pulled at his hair. 

You bit down on your bottom lip as you put one of your hands into his shorts. Your cool hand on his skin made him gasp a little.

You put your hand on his dick, sliding your hand over the tip, coating your palm with his precum. He moaned into your collarbone before biting you, once again hard enough to leave a mark. 

You wrapped your hand around his cock, slowly moving it up and down. The fingers inside of you twitched tentatively, and he bit you again, harder this time. “You got a thing for biting, Jay?” You asked jokingly. 

“I wanna leave my mark on you, let everyone know you’re mine.” And that was the hottest sentence you had ever fucking heard. 

“Am I yours, though?”

“You will be.” 

“Fuck me,” You said softly and he grinned. 

“Gladly.”

He wasted no time at all pulling your underwear and skirt down, and then his own shorts. He discarded them onto the floor and pushed your legs up so he could see your cunt. He positioned his member with your entrance, and a small whine came out of you. You rubbed yourself against his tip and he groaned. 

He slowly started to dip his cock into you and you let out a surprised moan. “Good girl, you’re doing so good for me” He murmured, and he brushed the hair out of your eyes as he continued to push himself in. 

You squirmed at the feeling, moans slipping out of your mouth, abandoning the thought of people hearing you. 

He had all of him inside of you and he sighed a little, placing his hand on your stomach. He leaned down and kissed you again, and doing so ground his dick against your insides, and you whimpered against his lips. He shoved his tongue into your mouth and started to pull out of you before shoving back in.

He repeated the motions, and you moaned his name into his mouth, and he smiled. “Fuck yes,” He groaned, and his hands made their way onto your crotch where he pressed his thumb into your clit. A sob of pleasure almost came out of your mouth when he did that and he moaned as your walls tightened around him.

“Can’t believe I’ve waited so long for this,” He whispered, and he rubbed circles on your clit. It wasn’t your first time, far fucking from it, but you felt tears prick slightly at the corners of your eyes, the feeling of pleasure overwhelming you. 

He continued to pound into you, and you continued to be so vocal about how he was making you feel. And he loved it. He loved your sweet moans, the soft cries of his name, and the way you gripped onto his back as waves of pleasure washed over you. 

As he kept on going, you felt the knot in your stomach that had been forming start to tighten. Jason pressed down on your clit and you said, “I’m gonna- fuck- I’m gonna cum. I want you to cum in me, please.” 

He also now loved you begging him to cum inside of you. “Alright sweetheart, I’ll fill you up,” He said with a smile, and he kissed your cheek before nibbling at your earlobe. 

He groaned a little bit and his thrusts sped up. You moaned, feeling yourself tighten around him as you started to reach your climax. “Jason, please, Jason, fuck!” You cried and he laughed a little. 

You dug your fingers into his back, and you were sure there were going to be scratches heavily imprinted on him come tomorrow morning. “Good girl, good girl,” He purred, and you felt yourself finally start to cum. 

“I’m cumming, I-I’m gonna cum, please,” And please felt like it was the only word you could say at this point. 

“I know, sweetheart, go ahead and cum for me,” He said softly, and his thumb on your clit pressed deeper and you tightened around him again as you came. 

He let out a low groan and you felt his seed leak into you. You sighed contentedly and pulled his face down for a kiss as he pulled out of you.

“We should do that again sometime,” He said after you kissed him. Then, almost as if he couldn’t help himself, he gave you a small kiss on your cheek. 

“We should. ‘M gonna shower, gimme a few minutes,” You said, smiling at him. You got up and winced at the feeling of his cum dripping down your legs, and you waddled slowly to the bathroom in his room. 

You hopped in the shower after the water warmed up and let the water wash everything away. You ran his soap through your hair, and the smell reminded you of him. 

You finished with the shower soon and grabbed an extra towel from his bathroom, wrapping it around yourself. 

He was sitting on his bed, looking at his phone. He had shorts on again, and when he looked up at you his eyes widened. “That’s certainly a sight.”

You smiled, “Like what you see?” 

“Oh, very much,” He replied, setting his phone down. 

You but your bottom lip as you smiled at him. You walked over to him and fell into a sloppy kiss, and his arms wrapped around your waist. “Round two already? You just showered,” He whispered, trailing kisses over your jawline. 

You laughed, “That’s cute. Not today, sweetheart.” You purred and ran a hand through his black hair. 

He looked at you, a yearning look in his eyes and you tugged lightly on his hair in the back, just enough to hurt. 

“Ow!” He said softly before giggling, just a little bit. He placed a kiss on your collarbone. You slid off of him and then onto the bed next to him. 

He seemed mesmerized by you, and you sort of liked it that way. 

“I’m gonna, um, get you a shirt,” He said, and he abruptly stood up and went over to his closet. He rummaged through it for a bit and then tossed you a black shirt. You unfolded it to see a yellow Batman logo on it. 

You laughed and said, “Seriously?” showing it off to him. 

“What? It’ll look good on you,” He said simply, showing you a grin. 

You shrugged and then dropped your towel, noticing him suddenly averting his eyes. You giggled a little bit and then pulled the shirt over your head and then over your torso. It was long enough to cover your crotch and down to just above your mid-thigh area. You bent down and grabbed your underwear that he had thrown to the floor earlier. You slipped them on and grew embarrassed at the slightly damp feeling. God, he was right, you really had been wet earlier. 

“You can look now,” You told him, smiling.

He had slapped his hand over his eyes and he peeked his fingers open, then dropped his hand. “Told you it’d look good. Wanna sleep over?”

“Fine with me. Nothing other than sleeping though, right?” You asked, teasing him with an eyebrow raise. 

“There might be a little more,” He said, and he crossed the room to you, putting his hands on your hips and swaying against you.

“Hmm, maybe. If you can convince me.”

Then you went to his bed and he teased you-just a little bit-before the both of you fell asleep. 

You woke up the next morning, happy to find him asleep by your side. You ran your hand down the side of his face and ghosted your fingers along his jawline. His eyes fluttered open and he gave you a small smile. “Good morning,” He said, and he placed a kiss above your eyebrow, one on your cheek, and then one on your lips.

“Wow, Jason, didn’t know you were such a romantic,” You teased, and you did the same three kisses on him.

He paused and then said, “So, is it safe to say you don’t hate me anymore?”

“I think my feelings were just… a little misdirected.”

“Me too,” He said, and he kissed you for practically the millionth time but it was so welcomed. 

You kissed for a bit longer before you lightly pushed him away and said, “Let’s go get breakfast.”

“Okay,” Jason replied, his tone soft. 

He threw on a shirt and gave you some of his shorts to wear. They were a bit too big for you so you pulled the drawstrings tight around your waist. Yet they still managed to hang low on you. The two of you walked to breakfast and he slung his arm around your shoulder, making you blush a little bit. 

You got to the table where literally everyone was already sitting, and there was a plate set out for the both of you already. The two seats saved were right next to each other, as if everyone knew what had happened last night. Hell, they probably did. For a tower with Wayne-level security, there were awfully thin walls. 

“Guess you two worked your differences out,” Dick said, right as you were taking a bit of cereal and you ended up coughing on it. 

You heard Rachel giggle over her glass of orange juice and you shot her a glare, your cheeks burning. 

Jason chuckled, “Yeah, something like that.” His hand made its way onto your thigh and you resisted the urge to slap it away. 

“Next time just, uh, keep it down,” Dick said, and he gave you a short nod. 

You hung your head a little and then looked at Jason, observing the stupidest grin in the world on his face. “Yes, sir,” He said, and you couldn’t help but snort out a laugh. 

Your relationship with Jason was going to be fucking terrible.

[deus-ex-mona]

💙💛yuuai💙💛 is ✨justice✨ ok—

spoilers for everything? spoilers for everything.

so as y’all know, the dynamic of having aizo be yujiro’s protector is a tale as old as time

however, did you notice that yujiro has been the one who was protecting aizo in plain sight this entire time?👀 let’s go over the different media sources (aside from the novels, pretty much everything from there was retconned anyway)

the movie!

exhibit a: the kanami encounter

we can’t talk about the movie without mentioning the kanami scene, right? in it, local (questionable) fangirl kanami pretty much deliberately rams herself into aizo, who naturally pushes her away out of reflex. and the one who swooped in to save the day was…

yujiro! he jumps in before aizo could say anything (even more) stupid in his panic, and quickly saves aizo (and their reputations as lipxlip, sure) from further disaster.

it’s worth noting that after this, yujiro vowed to put kanami’s name down on his blacklist, which is pretty funny, considering she didn’t do anything to him directly, having targeted aizo instead.

exhibit b: the park scene

when aizo ran away from home in a fit of distress, yujiro was the one who was able to find him in his favourite place: a certain spot in the park. not only that, he also managed to encourage and support said blondie (by listening to the reasons behind his abrupt attempt at homelessness, and singing with him to bring his singing back in time for their first live), though he did get physical with aizo in the process.

the anime

exhibit a: the classroom scene

when aizo was physically downed from his irl squid game the stress of being around so many girls at the same time, yujiro was the one who helped him out of the classroom.

yujiro even stayed by aizo’s side when the latter couldn’t attend their next lesson properly as he recovered. good boy. a very protective boyfriend indeed.

exhibit b: the chiz

when local classmate chizuru (who turned out to be a surprise aizo stan) starts acting suspiciously around them, yujiro took (physical) action to expose her for her misdeeds. granted, he could’ve just been seeing her as a regular annoyance to his daily life (with aizo). it’s not like he knew she was an aizo stan or anything... right…?

but the mvs aren’t safe from the yuuai hammer either!

love&kiss:

so this scene happened. yup. i have no clue as to what the story to the mv is (it’s confusing ok), but yujiro protected aizo from… having to kiss the then-evil queen’s foot? good for you, i suppose?

and of course, we have the event stories from honeypre!

exhibit a: the white day event

in this event, yujiro hurt aizo’s feelings with a careless remark during an argument, and set out to right his wrongs… though he very quickly realised that he had no idea as to how to apologise in the first place. watching him bumble around like a clueless boyfriend who was trying to make it up to his upset lover after an argument was pretty hilarious👀

exhibit b: the honeymoon event

in this event, yujiro ventured out into the unfamiliar streets of kyoto, despite his poor sense of direction, in order to locate aizo’s lost kumamaru strap, which had vanished from aizo’s personage when he caught yujiro before he fell at kyoto station. poor aizo was left behind as yujiro’s worried housewife all throughout his misadventures in locating the strap, which was actually kinda sweet in a way. husband yujiro? husband yujiro.

“is that all you have? i still prefer aiyuu!!!” you say. well, all of this is just what i remember from the media… and what the tumblr 10 images per post limit allows me to do. welp. may come back to edit this later in the future idk, we’ll see how the julietta mv does👀

[n-naturely]

Zia headcanons

I guess some ppl wanted to see some zia head canons so I did it while procrastinating on my homework

She's bisexual ofc

She always thought girls were gorgeous and she sometimes would look at some girls and be like “she’s so pretty i would kiss her” or something like that but it wasn’t until she learned about the LGBTQ+ community she was like oh that’s what I’m feeling, i like like girls

On social media she just posts about all the dumb shit that happens at the Brooklyn House

Her favourite weather is like sunny weather but not like overly hot, slightly breezy

Egypt was always really hot like all the time and it never snowed so when she came to Brooklyn it was cooler and she was like “oh this is nice” and then it started snowing and it was fun for a bit but after like one day she was like ok I hate this can we go back to summer lol

She’s an early bird she gets up so early for no reason, she just does, so Carter’s waking up and he thinks it’s early because Sadie sleeps in until twelve but he sees Zia already fully dressed, ready for the day and he’s like wtf

Absolutely sucks at cooking and she doesn’t get pissed easily but she gets really mad when she tries to cook like WHY DOESN’T IT LOOK LIKE WHAT IT’S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE IN THE BOOK and it’s kinda funny to watch

Hates PDA but is so soft when it’s just her and Carter

Her favourite movie genre is horror but it’s more comedy to her just because she likes to laugh at all the dumb stuff the characters do like why the f*ck are you locking yourself in your house that’s like the worst thing to do so when they die she just thinks it’s funny

She loves spicy food, obviously, she’s Arab. So she eats spicy food regularly and she takes it really well and other kids who just can't handle spice like Sadie are like how

Her favourite candy is skittles

When it comes to sports, swimming is her things, she absolutely loves it and she’s very competitive when it comes to it

For clothes she’s a modest dresser. Loose clothing, she loves maxi skirts, for some reason i think she wears shorter skirts with leggings underneath, just skirts-

I don’t think she would do this but goth zia is something i highkey wanna see-

Mall dates are her favourite and she loves doing the games they have there, specifically the claw game so she plays them whenever they go and she always gives them to the ankle biters so they have like wayyy too many and they always leave them around. She kept one of them but no one can know that

Firmly believes cats are better than dogs, can and will fight you on this

Her favourite characters with anything are the morally grey characters and antiheroes because they’re so much more interesting in her opinion

She loves elephants, like if she ever hears anything on tv like a nature documentary or some shit idk, she’ll actually listen and she’s like picked up these random facts about elephants and she doesn’t know what to do with them

Loves going the movies doesn't matter if it's a date, with friend, by herself she just loves going

Before her parents died and her life got really messed up she dreamed of becoming a movie director, it’s like a mix of creativity and she gets to be a leader in producing something for the world to see when she grew up and she kinda never got pursue that or anything but she still thinks about that job fondly like oh yeah i remember really wanting to do that

Drinks coffee alllll the time

Her biggest pet peeve is people talking during movies

She swears regularly but not in front of the ankle biters so she swears in Arabic in front of them

This is so random and I’m just projecting at this point but I’ve never had tea or coffee I only have this red tea idk what it’s called lmao but Zia 100% drinks this she just does

[mythiccheroacademia]

Hey!! Could we please get more sugar daddy fics with a black reader ofc 😋 idk if you've done shoto already but that'd be nice or hawks and deku💕

A/N: “wrist on glitter, waist on thinner, imma show you how to bag a eight-figure nigga” 👅💋 I enjoyed this way too much

All characters are 18+

Warnings: it got a lil spicy so imma put the line 

Todoroki Shouto:

this mf has money to burn 

we all know todoroki came out the womb w cash from his hair to his ass 

he’s on some “yes, jeff bezos knows me” type shit so if you’re tryna end up with someone that’s gonna possibly buy you a house, he’s your guy 

he slid into your dms after you posted a pic with your skin moisturized and glistening under golden hour and your body had him wanting to run laps 

he had been plottin on you for a min but never got the motivation to do something about it until then

he’s a no strings attached type of sugar daddy

todoroki is a big name even outside of hero work and he’s well aware of all the people that have tried to use him. so instead of letting that happen, he’s decided to do things on his own terms 

when yall first started talking, he questioned you like this was managerial position at apple 💀 

best believe he ran an in-depth background check and made you sign an NDA 💀💀💀

he was a tough one

but you passed w flying colors and y’all settled on an arrangement

you have a weekly allowance that hits your bank account every saturday with some bonuses that he’ll give you depending on how the week goes

todoroki isnt needy nor is he one to be all up in your business 

it’s actually weird in an endearing kind of way? 

he only wants to have conversations with you 

i mean, dont get me wrong, he’s up for anything you are

todoroki would be a liar if he said he never ended some nights with a picture of you and a hand down his pants 

but that’s not what he’s mainly looking for 

you figure out very quickly that shouto just wants someone to talk to 

he’ll randomly hit up your phone and have a 30 min convo about something like the weather or hero politics, and then he’ll dip

next thing you know, you got $1000 in your cashapp

you kind of panicked bc like...wtf? 

your dumb ass messaged him: “did you mean to send $1000?”

sis, dont put a question mark where God put a period

him: “Yes.”

and that was the end of that

you dont question anymore

he’s not doting in any kind of way, and sometimes you lowkey think he forgets about you, but you still get your allowance 

doesn’t send a lot of gifts unless you explicitly state you want something

he doesnt text back a lot, but he tried to respond when he can

but i do see him liking it when you send him mundane things you do throughout your day, like pics of cookies you baked, or a cool plant you saw at home depot

and he enjoys the times you and him end up just trashing his father for nearly an hour. expect to find flowers, with some expensive ass coats or something at your door the next morning 

he really fucks w your laid back vibe 

sometimes he forgets you guys arent really supposed to be friends 

Takami Kiego (Hawks):

this is not hawks’ first time being a sugar daddy

he’s hot, rich, and one of the most eligible bachelor’s in japan with a life that prevents him from having anything too serious

so, long story short, he’s a veteran at this 

he used to be the type to reach out to instagram baddies but he had a couple bad run-ins and decided to stick with the official sites because it was a lot more secure on both ends 

the funny thing was, you set up your account a long time ago as a joke. though at one point, you did take it seriously, but you came in contact with a lot of super creepy men that sexualized you for your skin and ethnicity. 

you were tired of the “chocolate king/queen” and “amazonian god/dess” comments,so you took a break. you didnt have much activity since

so imagine youre surprise when the #2 hero hit your line talking about some 

“Hey~ I’ll get straight to the point. I think you’re beautiful and I’d like to talk with you about an arrangement” 

you thought this was a fake account, but after he chatting for a little and sending some pictures, you knew he was the real deal 

hawks is your standard tit-for-tat transaction sugar daddy

he’s the type to hit you up at night with a “how ya doing, dove? got any pics for me?”

he’s good about his respect ad won’t do anything out of line

it’s the bare minimum, be he doesnt fetishize you so that’s always nice 

however, he does make you call him daddy, sir, etc. whether it’s through text, call, or when y’all get together for...reasons

ngl his dicc game is fire

he might ghost you for a week or so but he’ll always come back with a nice check to make up for it 

just be careful about catching feelings bc he’s so fucking smooth. he makes you feel like you’ve got his heart, but dont fall for that shit

if you think you can “change him” or fuflfil whatever wattpad romance fantasy lives in your head, he is not your guy. you better get on w your life before you get your heart broken

he’s here to suck, fuck, send pics, do a little phone call here n there, send some money, and go 

if you’re not with all that, you might as well dip 

but if you’re cool with that, rest assured, you’re gonna be living your best mf life with this man in your wallet 

and good news, you might not be his only, but you are his favorite

there’s just something about you that’s got him giving you a few extra thousand than he normally does 

he doesnt take his sugar babies on proper dates bc he’s gotta stay away from media outlets, but he will invite you to his office for a “lunch break”

if you ever surprise him with a cute but sexy hawks cosplay, you won’t have to work for two whole weeks bc you cant walk  

overall, he’s a good sugar daddy. defintely good for your pockets and any other non-romantic desires you want fulfilled

Mirodirya Izuku:  

the way you two met and came to this arrangement was more or less an accident

the life of the number one pro-hero was lonely and stressful 

he’s tried to dip his toes in the water here and there, but it never worked out because not many people could deal with the fact that he’d always put hero work first

he was teetering on the edge of signing up for one of those sugar daddy/baby websites until he met you at some cafe he passed by 

it’s cliche really. you were his server and, honestly? he was hooked on day one 

he watched you intently as you pranced around in your cute uniform. he couldnt stop admiring your brown skin and eyes and how cute your hair was. you spoke with such enthusiasm and cheerfulness that he couldnt help but swoon. and it didn’t hurt that you were very easy on the eyes

he listened to you as you went on a spiel about how college was a fortune and how you stayed up last night for a project bc you had to pick up extra shifts

that’s when he made his decision

by the time the hero is out of the door, you collected the reciept and almost fainted when you realized he left you a $500 tip and his personal number 

“i enjoyed talking to you today and i hope we can continue that...here’s something small to help with your bills. and i hope this isnt too forward but you’re very beautiful. stay safe. deku.”

and what did you do that night?

you called his ass right back

you were nervous as hell bc you still couldnt believe this was real, but after talking on the phone with him for two hours, an arrangement was set

midoriya is the most gentlemen like sugar daddy out there 

you wake up to good morning texts and a few hundred in your bank account almost every two days 

he goes crazy over your insta posts. and if you wear something green? expect a bonus

takes you out shopping unprovoked 

izuku: “are you busy? i saw you were having a rough week and was wondering if you wanted to go to that new outlet mall downtown”

you: 🏃🏾‍♀️💨  

you most certainly had homework due that night but what tf you look like missing out on that offer? 

it’s after so many “dates” that deku realizes that he prefers hanging around you more than he should but he doesnt wanna ruin anything so he keeps that underwraps 

he’s the idiot that goes into this thinking he won’t fall in love

deku defintely has some dirty thoughts about you but he doesnt try to bring it up unless you do first

if you’re comfortable with anything nsfw, you gone see a whole different side to izuku

he’s a giver, giver, giver, but when he recieves, he just about loses it

send him “innocent” pics of yourself matched with a string of filthy texts and he’ll combust 

when you send him pics of yourself in deku-themed lingre, he deadass sends you a whole black card with your name on it as a thank you

you guys get very comfortable with each other very quickly

soon enough, DA’s start turning into y/n stayng over for a week 

you both realize this relatiosnhip runs a lot deeper than an arrangement when he accidentally let it slip that he told his mom about you 

he’s profusely apologizing but you shut him up with a kiss and tell him that you’ve kinda caught feelings yourself 

your next conversation works out well for the both of you