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I really love the idea of Wolfwood having zero game. Like his idea of flirting is giving Vash a leaf he found and in his head it's the smoothest thing he's ever done. The best part: Vash is SO into it. Meryl suffers every time ww gives Vash a new thing
WW: -gives vash a funky rock- kinda looks like you, Spikey.
Vash: -so red, like swooning bright red-
Meryl: there are rocks. Literally everywhere. What.
#Trigun#Trigun Stampede#Vashwood#Vash the Stampede#Nicholas D Wolfwood#Meryl Stryfe#Mal Draws#Listen I have a vision
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I think that if Terminus and Optimus ever met, they would cause each other an aneurysm.
I want them to meet, obviously.
#it's the irresistible force paradox all over again#the girlies with latin names would NOT like each other#“I see where Megatron takes from” (derogative)#“I see why Megatron called you a pussy” (seething)#then i imagine Megatron cowering somewhere because that's too much even for him#listen i have a vision#there's potential#steel rambles#transformers#maccadam#shitpost#maccadams#megatron#optimus prime#terminus#“concedo nulli” vs “freedom is the right of all sentient beings”
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Don’t worry Peter you are no longer the most divorced man the multiverse has ever seen.
#listen I have a vision#miles morales spiderverse#miles morales#atsv miles#miles spiderverse#peter b parker#peter parker#atsv#atsv noir#atsv peter b parker#peter b. parker#spiderman noir#spider noir#spidernoir#spiderverse#into the spiderverse#across the spiderverse#astv miles#miles spiderman#giving my pet body dysmorphia
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In Defense of Gabriel Agreste
Oh dear Kwami, I can't believe I'm actually doing this... I can't believe that it feels necessary. Before we begin, I want to make a huge clarification. I am NOT supporting any of Gabriel's actions AT ALL, especially anything done in Season 5. That's abuse, that's child neglect, that's grounds for calling CPS. I will never excuse that kind of thing, and frankly this isn't what I'm here to talk about. I simply want to state my opinion on how canon has absolutely ruined Gabriel as a character, and give my own perspective on our local supervillain, including an understanding of his reasons and how Gabriel devolves the way he does in the actual show. This is a mixture of headcannons I've had that are somewhat supported by canon, and I hope you all enjoy my little analysis piece.
First off, let's kick things into high gear by discussing Gabriel's themes. From the get-go of Bubbler, it's blindingly obvious that he serves as the "strict parent" antagonist to Adrien's quest for freedom and self-expression. As an archetype, this works quite well in a lot of stories and media, so I was fine with it when I watched the episode. Through the rest of Season 1, we quickly come to realize that Adrien's mother (and Gabriel's wife) is "missing", due to some reason or the other. At this point some may suspect his relation to Hawkmoth, but there's no legitimate evidence to go off of so we put a pin on that. During Simon Says, specifically Chat Noir and Gabriel's little interaction, we get to see that Adrien does hold some repressed anger against Gabriel because of how overprotective the man is, and then comes the fond remark of Emilie's flair for dramatics. It's a line so many of us have discussed or used in fanworks, but rarely do I see people talk about how Gabriel delivers it. The usually stoic personification of dissapointment seems to finally have some emotion in his voice, for the first really important moment of his character. Combine this with the earlier talk between him and Ladybug, where he praises Adrien and seems genuinely proud of his son for keeping up with all the activities/modeling/etc. Therefore, we get a good general idea of who Gabriel Agreste actually is. A grieving father who has lost his partner to "mysterious circumstances", and is trying to protect his son from any kind of harm. Sure, he's going about it the wrong way and is definately overdoing it, but the act itself doesn't come from a place of malice. Keep this in mind as we move forward.
In Season 2, we start off with the episode Collector. And learn that Gabriel is Hawkmoth. Because of course he is, Adrien is one of the titular characters in the show, naturally the writers want to pull a Luke Skywalker at some point. "I am your father" and all that, we've seen it a million times before. Still, this brings up the question of why? Sure, Gabriel is an asshole. That's very obvious by this point, even though we don't have enough information to truly cast judgement on his reasoning for such behavior. But there's a significant gap between "overprotective single parent who stifles their child" and "local butterfly man who has beef with teenage superheroes". Therefore, this reveal immediately has alarm bells ringing as to what Gabriel's motive is. In a later episode, we have the Gorizilla Incident. And this is where he finally becomes a much more complex, much better character! Because Hawkmoth has captured Ladybug. She's right there, helpless, and all he has to do is either show up and steal her Miraculous, or just wait until she loses her transformation and then take the earrings. His arch nemesis, the person who has been preventing him from accomplishing whatever his goals are...is at his mercy. But...there's a problem. His son is also on the field of battle, and just jumped off a building. Wonderful! Without the slightest bit of hesitation, Gabriel releases Ladybug, therefore saving Adrien's life at the cost of the Miraculous. And much later, during Queen Wasp, Hawkmoth genuinely ponders if he's done more harm than good by trying to defeat the Heroes of Paris. (Side Note: I don't actually remember if we'd seen Emilie in the pod by this point, but whatever.) He would have quit, hung up the suit, and lived out his days as Gabriel Agreste. Miserably maybe, but he would have stuck to that choice. No more Hawkmoth. Until...he gets the chance to Akumatize a Miraculous Holder. And if you want to rewatch this scene, notice the mania in Gabriel's eyes. This extreme emotional reaction is the complete opposite of what we've seen from the man so far (dramatic monologues aside), and the chance at victory rips Gabriel's sanity away from him. Cue Queen Wasp, and later Scarlet Moth.
But I want to stick to this moment for a second. Queen Wasp takes place directly after Style Queen, in which Adrien gets turned into a gold statue. And sure, the show can tell us all it wants about how "he's been turned to dust" or some bs, but we all know Adrien is dead right now. And Gabriel knows it too. This is literally the reason why he tries to convince himself that he shouldn't be Hawkmoth anymore. Because he finally understands what kind of harm he's been doing. By this point it's like the 3rd time that Adrien is in immediate proximity to an Akuma and promptly gets bodied by said Villain, specifically because of Hawkmoth. I do not care what Season 5 says, Gabriel Agreste loved his son with every last shred in that broken, shattered fragment of a heart that was left after Emilie's death, and he shows it very clearly on multiple occassions. He even tries to connect with Adrien again, and has a genuine moment when they watch Emilie's movie together. Gabriel, for all his supervillainy and prancing about in a butterfly costume, seems to be healing throughout Season 2. So why does it only get worse from here?
Well...this is where my headcanons come in to fill the void. Obviously I could go on a tangent about the writers here, but I don't care enough to waste my breath on that again. Swiftly moving past that, I honestly think Gabriel suffers from Tunnel Vision during this show. And yeah that's not a "condition", but think about this for a second. Nooroo warns that there are terrible consequences for misusing a Miraculous in Origins, and the show...never follows up on this? Well, that's weird. Unless the consequences are mental. A deterioration of the self, in a way. Consider: a good portion of the fandom already talks about Gabriel and Hawkmoth/Shadowmoth/Monarch as different people sometimes. What if that's literal? What if that's the consequence? Gabriel was depressed, desperate and heartbroken after Emilie's demise, but according to a cutscene from Miraculous Rise of the Sphynx (and I swear to God why didn't they put this in the actual show???) Gabriel and Nathalie actually spent around a year looking for the Ladybug and Cat Miraculous before deciding to use the Butterfly. It was Gabriel's last resort. And look at how Hawkmoth acts in Season 1. He's...well, he's acting. Playing the role of a villain to lure them out and defeat them, knowing full-well (at least after Stoneheart) that Ladybug can fix pretty much anything he destroys if she wins, and he can just do the same if she's defeated. Gabriel has a safety net, he's acting the part of an evil villain, complete with dramatic monologues and "curse you Perry the Platypus" moments after ever defeat. Then in Season 2, he knows the jig is up. The stakes are too high and this Hawkmoth bs is hurting the one piece of Emilie that he has left...so Gabriel decides to quit.
And this is where the corruption comes in. During "Feast" in Season 3, Hawkmoth re-states his goal of "taking all the Miraculous!" Uh...hold on just a second. Didn't Gabriel only need the Ladybug and Cat? Yes, exactly. That's why the events of the show even happen to begin with. So why has it now changed to all the Miraculous, if the rest are useless in terms of bringing Emilie back? Well, Gabriel's thirst for power is slowly corrupting his mind. Hawkmoth is officially in control by this point, and it gets much, much worse from here. With Mayura at his side, Hawkmoth has a real person to care about, and take care of. Nathalie supports him, keeps Gabriel afloat in this ocean of despair that they're both slowly drowning in.
But what happens when Mayura can't be there anymore? What happens when Gabriel (now as Shadowmoth) spends hours upon hours inside that dark lair, deliberating his victory? It becomes his sole focus. What tiny specks of humanity were still left inside of this hollow shell called Gabriel Agreste have been devoured by a beast that hungers for only one thing. Power. Emilie is no longer loved by him, barely even remembered to begin with. Now instead of genuine heartbreak over his wife's loss, Shadowmoth is using her as an excuse to keep going. He rationilizes it all to himself, saying "this is for my family" and "they will understand" to hide from the very obvious fact that neither Emilie or Adrien would ever stand for this. His ambitions have stripped Gabriel of all sense and sanity, leaving behind a madman simply wearing his skin. The last time we ever see even a flicker of clarity in his head is during Glaciator 2.0, when Adrien is about to be Akumatized. But this is also the biggest indication that it's almost too late for Gabriel, because has to think about it. Sure, he doesn't actually Akumatize Adrien, but even since Chat Blanc it's become perfectly clear that he can and will go through with that to get an advantage over Ladybug. Here, Shadowmoth considered Akumatizing him anyway, even with just the usual chances of winning.
And in Ephemeral (I'm pretty sure, could be just before or after), Nooroo's worst fears have finally come to pass. Gabriel affirms that he wants to destroy the entire world using the Wish. And then re-shape it into one where he's the top dog, by extension making the Agrestes like the Supreme. Gabriel has gone completely off the rails by this point. I'd even argue that the person he was only a few months ago (don't get me started on that timeline btw) is dead. Gone, burried six feet under along with his wife, because Gabriel Agreste would never do something like this. Monarch just makes everything even worse, especially with Evolution. Just like Nathalie said, he had the perfect chance to warn his past self about the Peacock being broken. Step in the portal, detransform, explain that he's Gabriel, then tell them "hey so the recipe to fix it is on this page of the Grimoire, you need to do this before Emilie makes Adrien" and that's it. But he just ignores it completely because of his obsession, hence proving the point I'm trying to make.
To circle back to the beginning of this post, I am perfectly fine with how Gabriel's character devolves and spirals into madness across the show. It's a cool plotline, could have been really interesting if the writers bothered to explore it but even with only what we have, I'd say it adds a ton of depth to his character! Or...would, if they bothered to explain this! Like seriously, you can pretty easily infer than something of the sort is happening, especially in later seasons. Just give Nathalie or Nooroo one or two scenes where they are worried about Gabriel going insane! Especially Nooroo, give the poor guy a few lines trying to warn Shadowmoth like "Master, please! You need to think about what you're doing! Can't you see this isn't you anymore?" or something of the sort. Sure, it doesn't have to be so on the nose, but you get my point! Instead they did nothing with this amazing idea that's already there because they wrote it by accident! And guess what? Gabriel goes from a sympathetic villain in Season 2 to an utter maniac who locks his "beloved" son in an insane asylum during Season 5!
Like are you kidding me??? What alternate universe did I get dropped into where this is the "logical" followup to Hawkmoth's storyline? One of the only things Gabriel even had going for him in terms of complexity was his genuine love towards Adrien! And like I said, I'd be fine if this how they wanted to make things and play the "tragic villain consumed by a lust for power" card! For Nooroo's sake, it's dangling right in front of them like a carrot on a stick! But instead of making the slightest bit of effort and explain that this is happening, or that it's an intentional plotpoint for Gabriel's character, their innaction just reduces him to a one-dimensional "evil because he's the villain" cardboard cutout! Believe me, I love unapologetically evil characters, who do the worst things for funsies! But Gabriel Agreste can never be that type of bad guy because you set up an entire storyline about his poor wife who died because adoption is apparently illegal in this universe! Don't get me started on Emilie Agreste, she's getting a rant of her own soon enough! But come on, would it kill you to at least try and give your villains some depth???
Thomas, do you want me to have a stroke? An aneurysm? To keel over dead like Gabriel's character development? Should I maybe put a fridge in my basement for good measure? And do not talk to me about the "tell Adrien how good a father I was" bs the finale had in it! Just- just don't touch that with a ten foot pole! But...I will admit, there is a very interesting direction they can take Gabriel's character now that he's dead. Because sure, he's now a one-dimensional asshole that screamed in his basement a lot before beating up a cat(bug)girl and dropping dead, but hey! Gabriel Agreste can haunt the narrative now! Have Lila use reunion to talk to him! Have Marinette be tormented by the stupid promise she made! Have Adrien be conflicted over how Gabriel treated him! Give us an existential crisis because "the hero who defeted Monarch" doesn't match up with the abusive asshole Adrien has known for the past year! Gabriel Agreste's character has been utterly trainwrecked by the writers' refusal to explain anything about him beyond a superficial "boo hoo my wife keeled over". Yeah buddy, so what? You can at least be interesting about it!
Anyway, I'm going to go cool off and make another draft for how to fix this idiot's character development. Or you know, give him some in the first place because he's lost it all. I'll see you all soon with an "In offense to Emilie Agreste" post, but until then, Stay Miraculous everyone!
#miraculous ladybug#gabriel agreste#character analysis#rant post#yolo rants#listen I have a vision#and it's of a gabriel that doesn't suck#i mean to be fair#it's of a chloe/lila/gabriel/emilie/literally-the-whole-show that doesn't suck#but i'll take what i can get#no offense to gabriel fans#not that you guys exist#but like#hypothetically speaking#if such people were real#ramblings#i'll go insane#one of these days i will#and tomas astruc will be sorry#actually i'll force him to pay my therapy bills#but yeah#gabriel agreste better haunt this damn narrative#or i'm going to haunt the miraculous writers' room#anyway...#i'll see myself out
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i like yosuke and naoto a lot, and i really like thinking about their dynamic. i’m not at all invested in it romantically, however left to their own devices i think they could make a catastrophic amount of social blunders and misunderstandings that ends up with them in a relationship out of pure error, shame, and responsibility
#listen i have a vision#i really need to play p4 to solidify it but it’s interesting in my head#i think they could accidentally date for a week and it’s weird but they end up using it as a vehicle for self-acceptance#rambles
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If RolloVil has a million fans, I'm one of them. If RolloVil has five fans, I'm one of them. If RolloVil has one fan, that's me. If RolloVil has no fans, I'm no longer in this world.
If the world is against RolloVil, then I'm against the world!!!
#listen i have a vision#i live in a world where Rollo and Vil are holding hands and its a beautiful world#i dont CARE that they've never interacted in canon theyre on their fifth wedding anniversary to ME#twst#rollovil#vil schoenheit#rollo flamme
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Hello, I am once again pushing my Charlie/Babe = James/Lily agenda.
#listen i have this like disease where i think every couple has jily vibes#but this is like one of those rare occasions where i could give like a powerpoint presentation on my reasoning#honestly hear me out#listen i have a vision#way already like RADIATED snivellus#and then charlie was like a fluffy bespectacled puppy boy (who was like concerningly self sacrificial)#and he was madly in love with this insanely hot bubblegum bitch type who found him annoying yet kind of likeable and amusing#and had an incel bestie that was obsessed with them for like a decade and hated the bespectacled puppy boy as a result#and JOKINGLY i was like “omg its them 😭”#and then apparently the writers of the show read my thoughts and went “oh you wanna BET???”#because lest we forget the minute canon detail that lily heard james—[gunshot]#omg this is unhinged im sorry#pit babe the series#charliebabe#babecharlie#jily#marauders#marauders era#cerys rambles
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Sometimes I think about how hot Ron DeLite would look with his hair down. Tbh
-Klav
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benedick and beatrice aro4aro......
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I want to write a long ass fic with Satan or Lucifer with a seraph reader soooooo bad.
I would if I had more commitment.
And now I can’t get that idea out of my mind
#listen i have a vision#pinkgy thoughts#prettybusy what in “hell” is bad?#what in “hell” is bad?#whb
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Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood except it’s Skyfire singing to Starscream
#Zero speaks ☆#skyfire#starscream#skystar but make it divorce#listen i have a vision#BUT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS IT FJSJSJ
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childe cutscene in meropide but like dan heng il light cone
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me: "okey, I should starting plotting The Fox & The Prince"
also me: jumping straight into writting their first kiss
#the fox & the prince#listen i have a vision#I need to write it down before it leaves#even if I don't know where is going to fit yet
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In Offense to Lila Rossi
O...kay! Am I the only one who sometimes takes offense to Lila's entire existence? Even if she just stands there, looking at her on screen makes me want to grab the nearest pitchfork! So please, allow me to explain why I despise Lila Rossi in Miraculous Canon, and what my delusions say should happen for Season 6 regarding her character! Call it a stich, I'm still doing it because I can!
To kick things off, it's worth establishing what kind of antagonist Lila is supposed to be in the show. She's introduced in the finale of Season 1, Volpina (yes I know some lists have Origins last, but Collector picks up directly after so it's the finale), and from the moment anybody even mentions her, we get the hint that something is fishy. I'm quite sure it's Alya who first approaches Marinette and tells her about this "new girl" who's showed up at school. Apparently, "she" knows famous musicians, is very talented, etcetera. Marinette raises an eyebrow at this, but there's no real reason to question it yet since the audience has already seen that some of those things are true for her as well (see Jagged Stone). All in all, good little bit of foreshadowing and getting people intersted without going overboard.
Then we actually meet Lila in the library with Adrien. She seems pleasant enough, if a little infatuated, but this is Adrien. He has more fangirls that there are ticks on a goat, so he takes it in stride. All in all, Lila is cheery and excitable, happy to spend time with him. Not the most likable character in history, but also not malicious in any way. This is the expected behavior for some random teenager learning she's classmates with a supermodel. And since we get this whole thing from Marinette's point of view, the audience is encouraged to share her suspicions about Lila. We all know how the rest of the episode goes, and I'll get back to this in a sec.
Point is, when Lila first shows up, she seems interesting. Her lies aren't immediately obvious (or at least like 20% plausible given past events), and she appears to be infatuated with Adrien, just like Marinette. Sure, it looks a bit superficial, but who can blame her? We don't know anything about her yet, and it isn't completely outrageous to think that she might be giving out small lies to make herself more popular since she's the "new kid" and all that.
But after Volpina...we don't see her again until Season 3! Excepting Heroes Day Part 2, where she gets re-akumatized into Volpina for the whole illusion thing, I mean. Lila remains a mystery, and so far has been a nuanced character who we have questions about and know to be a cunning liar. Especially since in Volpina, Lila actually is being smart with her lies to Adrien! She plays up her persona of infatuated fangirl and extracts general information about the book he has, and plays off it by giving minimal details and still attracting his interest. It's only once Adrien has shown her the page about the fox heroine that Lila makes up a story about having the Miraculous in her family, and then she immediately goes off to cover her back by buying a fake Fox Miraculous from a "Gabriel" store.
Side note: This is the one and only time we see this happen, and I still have questions as to why Gabriel Agreste is selling jewerly that only someone with the Guardian's Grimoire would know how to design. Dead giveaway, but that's a general plothole in the show, and irrelevant to Lila.
The thing is, I love Lila in Volpina! She actually does manipulate Adrien pretty well, makes sure to subtly get all the information she needs, and then plays her part perfectly, to the point where he's on her side when Ladybug swings by to berate her for lying about having a Miraculous. Granted, Marinette's intense reaction doesn't do her any favors, but nonetheless Lila is actually good at lying in this episode! Now prepare to throw this out the window with Chameleon! Oh, Chameleon! What is even left to say about this episode that the fandom didn't tear to shreds back when it first aired? Welp, doesn't matter! I'm grabbing Hawkmoth's cane and beating the dead horse one last time, just because Lila pissed me off this badly when I re-watched it recently!
I have genuinely researched the lies that Lila spouts out in this episode, and I'm honestly baffled as to why the writing team even put them there? I'd think it takes more effort to think of something this ridiculous rather than a semi-believable lie? Let's break the two most ridiculous ones down real quick. Getting tinitus from being behind a plane engine while it was taking off. Now, I'm assuming Lila also lost a few braincells in this episode, because while while yes, if that were to happen one would have severe hearing damage...we're talking about going completely deaf. Not to mention that you'd have to ignore countless airport security measures to even get there, and that in some countries, it's very much illegal to be on the runway when a plane is taking off. So Lila would have gone completely deaf, forever, not to mention sustained actual injury from being right behind a plane as it's taking off. Do you see why this is so ridiculously unbelievable? And okay, for the sake of argument let's say that people do believe her. Miss Bustier has zero reaction to this information, which would have presumably caused a responsible adult to panic at the idea of a child sustaining such an injury. Clearly, this episode is designed to devour braincells from everyone present.
Then we move onto the moment that still infuriates me, the Napkin Incident™. I'm not going to go into too much detail because we all know the gist. Lila catches a napkin thrown by Marinette with her supposedly "sprained" wrist, and explains the reason she "hurt herself" was to protect Max's eyes from being gouged out! By a napkin, while he's wearing glasses! In addition, Lila blatantly lies about being best friends with Ladybug and having sustained other minor injuries, and all of this makes me honestly upset because I see what they were going for! I can see the vision here!
Lila lying about being best friends with Ladybug to gain Alya's interest! Lila making herself the victim and exploiting Marinette's eagerness to expose her to gather support from her classmates and take away her friends! She even says that's what she plans to do at the end of the episode! But...this never goes anywhere. Lila is almost entirely absent from the remainder of the season, and just...doesn't follow up on this? Instead all we get is Lila getting outrageous lies that require every other character in the room to lose the entirety of their IQ to even be plausible in the slightest. And the plot wants to pretend as if she's a master manipulator when all she does is tell extremely obvious lies that can be very easily disproven!
Even when she pretends Marinette pushed her down the stairs, nobody reacts in the way they should! Bustier and Damocles should have called in the school nurse, or a doctor to check her over, especially since Lila claimed to be in severe pain. It's completely unreasonable for adults to behave they way these two do whenever Lila is involved in anything. My point is that for Lila to be what the show says she is, she needs plot armor. People believe her just because they have to. It's demanded by the script. And it's infuriating!
It would be another thing entirely if Lila slowly approached each and every classmate and systematically inserted herself in situations as the "friend", or used small lies to slowly degrade Marinette's connections with others. She could ensnare Alya with little lies about Ladybug, and then act concerned and worried when Marinette denied everything without any proof (like we already see her do multiple times). And yes, obviously they can't devote another dozen episodes to focus solely on this, but the fact that we never see Lila even try to do it very much undermines her character. The narrative presents her as a master manipulator who pulls the strings from the shadows, and addmittedly she has some good moments like when she frames Marinette for stealing her necklace...but that can easily be disproven by checking security cameras, or by Adrien speaking up. Remember, he was there in Volpina when the necklace was proved a fake, and Lila is using the same lie here.
Not to mention that in each and every case where Lila lies, even in Season 5, the believability of that lie is solely dependant on the sheer incompetence of every (allegedly) responsible adult around her, and the fact that Marinette's classmates are contractually obligated by the script to believe her without a second thought. The problem here is that Lila isn't good at lying. What she says is either outrageous enough to warrant genuine concern if believed (ex: Marinette pushing her down the stairs. No adult would have made this girl walk back up that staircase without first asking if she was hurt and calling in a medical professional) or so plain stupid that it has everyone wondering where their lost braincells may have slipped off to. To give credit where it's due, Lila's manipulation of Chloe in Season 5 is actually pretty great and consistent with what we've been told she's supposed to be.
But...considering that by this point, (regarding Marinette's friends now) Alya knows her best friend is Ladybug, hates Lila, and was clearly right about the girl being a walking red flag...why does it take a DIY bathroom and a literal 300 IQ scheme to prove that Lila has been lying about things? Like, Alya, Adrien and presumably Nino (if anybody bothered to clue him in) should know that she's full of crap, and suspect her. Don't get me wrong, I love Marinette's whole fake bathroom plan. Genuinely made me marvel at how smart she is. But it also shows that the script still treats Lila as an Avengers-level threat...even if at this point in the story, her lies are just bad. We know from Chameleon she can't even keep her own stories straight (see Lila forgetting which ear her tinnitus was on), and this could have been an amazing detail the gang utilized to start convincing the others that she is lying.
The general problem with Lila's canon character is that she's underutilized, barely appears outside of when she absolutely needs to, and fundementally fails to be what she's been writen as, requiring her Villain Plot Armor™ to kick in and steal everyone's braincells away. I absolutely love the whole "Lila is a fox" characterization, because Volpina was literal genius! The metaphors and symbolism of Lila being cunning and always scheming? Amazing! But...what we actually get to see of her in action? Really, really bad. Also, I am not touching her three mothers with a ten foot pole, not until we get a canon explanation. Personally I ascribe to the Scarlet Lady AU version, but we'll see. Even the more obviously ridiculous things, like Lila having a whole secret lair in the Parisian Catacombs...I'd buy it. If there's IRL raves happening down there, then she could totally have a secret villain lair tucked away behind a few crypts or something.
What I wish we had gotten from Lila is honestly not a lot. Instead of just walking up to people and lying her ass off, I'd prefer to see her be more subtle about it. For Nooroo's sake, just get this girl to actually be cunning like all the fox metaphors want you to think! It isn't that hard to write a scene where she plays the "concerned friend" as Cerise to plant seeds of discord. Buggachat did it very well in "Open my Eyes", and it made me absolutely hate Cerise! And that's a good thing! Lila/Cerise/Iris/Whatever-other-identity-she-has-in-her-closet is meant to be hated by the audience! She literally is a "love to hate" character! And in Open My Eyes, Cerise actually did act as the concerned friend, she was subtle, she didn't always lie but sometimes twisted the truth just a little bit, enough to get the doubts to creep inside someone's head. I got so frustrated because I wanted Adrien to figure her out, but couldn't find a logical way for him to do so in the first place! Do you guys get what I'm talking about yet?
Subtle but convincing. Small and unnoticable until it's too late. That's how Lila should be, because it utilizes the most plot threads made by her lies. I can go on and on with specific examples, but I want to actually post this someday so I shall refrain. In conclusion, there are only two types of Lila. "I'm going to burn your house down and smile while doing it, then find a puppy and kick it into a sewer before emotionally scarring someone to the point of needing life-long therapy" Lila.
And the "cunning, sneaky and subtly manipulative fox who drives people insane slowly but surely as she makes them have an existential crisis" Lila.
I vehemently refuse to accept her canon version, and fear for Season 6 if she doesn't change into one of the above, or at the very least stops being so incredibly in-your-face about it. It's infuriating (in a good way) when the characters don't know, but if the lie is as obvious as "How was my weekend? Oh, nothing much! I just went skydiving on Venus, that's all really!" ...do I even need to elaborate? Because that's what Lila sounds like 96% of the time!
Alas, I digress. Feel free to give your opinion about our resident lying wretch, I need to go take a break before her incompetence drives me insane. I'll see you all soon...but until then, Stay Miraculous everyone!
#miraculous ladybug#lila rossi#character analysis#rant post#listen i have a vision#and it's of a lila that doesn't suck#no offense to other lila fans#but there's a reason we all have a billion headcanons#instead of you know#watching the actual show#mostly because she's barely in it#ramblings#still not touching the issue of her 3 moms with a ten foot pole#even chat's extendable staff#i'm not kidding#i want to see what the writers come up with#because let's be honest#the whole mystery is an attempt to make her interesting again#and i'm here for it#but still#until they write themselves out of this corner#i sure as hell ain't trying to help#anyway yeah#i'll see myself out#have a good day
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This whole whale jacket I’m making is such a practice in patience. First embroidered and beaded whale patches, and now sashiko-style waves…
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Agreed, but I also need to point out that this doesn't necessarily mean that Chloe would always stay the person she became because of the lack of safety in her life. I'm glad they explored this aspect in S2, but sad we never got to see her childhood. Obviously Chloe has done some pretty bad things in the show, but I think the point is that she *could* have changed. She started getting better, and became Queen Bee because Ladybug was the first person to give her a chance. Let's face it, all her life Chloe was *tolerated*, at best. Her father had no idea how to parent her and just replaced interaction and effort with expensive gifts and whatever toy she asked for, Audrey is absolutely something she needs to talk to a therapist about...and her household staff are just working for her.
The closest Chloe ever got to a genuine relationship with someone that was halfway positive was Armand, because the man was kind and patient enough to try and help a little girl who was alone. Don't get me wrong, Chloe was an absolute demon, self-certained and very insecure about herself, hence the tantrums, bullying others, etc. The worst part? I don't think she ever realized that Armand cared about her. Chloe knew deep down that he was only there because her dad was paying him to be, or at least convinced herself that was the case. And why care or even bother being polite to "the help"?
None of this excuses her actions or behaviors, bt it's also not her fault. Obviously bullying is a bad thing nobody should do...but Chloe was what? Like five years old when Audrey dipped to NYC and didn't come back for a whole decade. As a child, Chloe wanted that safe space, and tried to find it in her parents. But with a father who was...a bad parent, to put it lightly (I have a whole stitch with Andre but nvm), and a mother who couldn't care less about her daughter, Chloe did the only thing she could. She learned to copy them. She started treating people the same way Audrey does in the hopes of getting approval from her mother, she convinced that with Andre's lavish gifts, she didn't need friends! Why would she care what random schoolmates think when daddy just got her a sparkly new dress? Chloe told herself again and again that she was better, superior, more worthy of love than anyone else. She internalized all those thoughs and gave herself a massive superiority complex...because she saw other kids her age with their families and felt broken inside.
She never had a home, or even a safe space where she could be herself. There was no one to confide in and no way for her to express or even articulate these feelings, so she did what all kids do. She lashed out. Granted, she did it in the worst way possible for a kid (Lila aside, not *everyone* can be assistant to the local terrorist by age 15), by bullying and threatening her peers.
And who was her biggest target? Marinette! Because she had a loving family. Two parents who supported and stood by her no matter what. Marinette Dupain-Cheng had the home that Chloe Bourgeois had craved all her life. And she was jeleous of her. As an aside, notice how everyone else in the class (that we have information on) has single parents or "incomplete" families. Alix has just her dad, Juleka only her mom, I'm pretty sure Rose or Mylene said something similar about their families in the S5 flashback...you get the point. I think that's why Marinette specifically got the worst of it.
This trend of inflated ego and superiority continues well into Chloe's teenage years, given that Andre only enabled her, spinelessly giving into whatever his daughter wanted even if it went against the law (see firing Roger on a whim in Rogercop). The only person who tries to curb this is Adrien, but we all know he's too nice and has a hard time confronting people. Again worth reminding everyone that Chloe did try in Despair-Bear, because Adrien is important enough to her for Chloe to put in the effort to be polite to people she has convinced herself are fundementally inferior to her.
Then, we come to Queen Bee. Some of my favorite moments of S2 is when Chloe gets entrusted with the Bee Miraculous again to fight various Akuma, because here we get to see her grow a little bit. She acts a bit more mature, is trying to impress but also genuinely wants and does her best to help Ladybug and Chat Noir. Attitude aside (since that doesn't change overnight), Chloe is slowly coming to expect Ladybug to seek her out, and I speculate she comes to see the Team as Home. It's what she's been missing all this time, and Chloe is desperate to hold onto it.
This, of course...leads us to Miracle Queen. I could do a whole analysis on this episode alone, but the short version is that I think Chloe subconsiously knew that she was making a bad call when Hawkmoth came to her. She sided with him anyway, and it wasn't ever about the Bee Miraculous itself, or (solely) about losing Ladybug's trust. It concerned what the Bee represented to her. Home. Chloe had started to find her footing in this new, safe environment, and Marinette unintentionally took this away without communicating that Chloe hadn't done something wrong.
Naturally, Chloe internalized this affirmation to her doubts and insecurities, leading to Miracle Queen and then her cranking up the bitching to a staggering 37/10. All this to say that while I'm okay with her not being "redeemed" since that kind of stuff just doesn't happen in a day, and can sometimes takes years of therapy to work through such problems, I am very much not okay with this never being shown.
Chloe is a very complex character that could have gone both the "redemption" and "corruption" route, depending solely on her own decisions. I wish we got to see more of her, or gotten a Chloe-centric episode showing us her thoughs on everything that happened instead of Queen Banana. I will forever hold a grudge for the harsh cut between her character arcs and lack of explanation about Chloe's reasoning. This doesn't mean I'm mad about her staying a villain, I actually preffer her as that archetype for a variety of reasons, I simply wish we got an explanation for this internal change, an episode that showed why she's a cautionary tale and maybe gave us perspective on why Chloe won't change. She isn't going to, that much is obvious, but there could have been a good message here instead of a corruption arc executed so poorly it felt more like a regression of her character.
Why do I have Chloé brainrot? Let me explain.
Close your eyes. Think back to the last time you felt safe. Conjure up that image out of your past that means 'love' to you. That feeling by which you judge every other interaction. The metric for 'okay' and 'not okay'. The quintessential nostalgia that carries us through. The 'better times.'
Home.
Now imagine they very concept was denied you from birth.
#miraculous ladybug#chloe bourgeois#brain rot#rant post#listen i have a vision#and it's of a chloe that's still a bitch but at least we know why#it's of a show that adresses the reasons why she'll never change#instead of you know#tomas just telling us she's a devilspawn#like c'mon#lila is literally a terrorist#the only thing stopping that girl from outright murder is the pg rating#you can't ignore the multifaceted aspects of a character like this#you want chloe to be a bitch?#fucking earn it!#show us why she failed in her redemption arc#because she did have one going#chloe is supposed to be an example of failed redemption#but they did such a bad job at showing this#that there's a legitimate argument for character regression#guys take a writing course please#mlb brainrot#chloe bourgeois has stolen my braincell#anyway yeah#i'll show myself out
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