#lisa cuddy 🥰

[foulspiderman]

I found something 😁

I'm so gleeful and full of joy

No one told Chase to smile :(

[marc--chilton]

mgv house!! okay so what if house is left alone in his & wilson’s apartment while wilson goes to a conference in another state, and something about being away from wilson for a longer period than normal mixed with a bad pain day triggers an early heat. he tries to ignore it for a day or so, since wilson had scheduled this so perfectly to line up with their cycles (which had synced and were due in like a week) BUT eventually he just Cannot Handle It so he calls wilson absolutely RABID with the need to be railed so hard he forgets his own name. cue wilson pacing a hotel room and trying to a) get a plane home asap, like calling around madly trying to find some way to get back to his omega. b) have desperate needy phone sex with house to try and help as much as he can from a distance and c) keep his own rut at bay which is becoming increasingly more difficult since he keeps hearing house whining and begging and pleading and whimpering about how desperately he needs to be knotted 🥰 pls also imagine what both of them would do the SECOND wilson opens the front door to their apartment. thank u for ur time

HELLOOOOOOOO ANON

some omegas cycles aren't so bad, manageable with toys if an alpha isn't available, but house's heats are SO bad. he fevers, he aches, and the stress to his system aggravates his leg until he's in agony. the echo of his Doctor Brain telling him the endorphins will help; his hands shook so bad when he tried to take some vicodin he dropped the bottle out of his nest, and getting out of it when he feels that bad is unfathomable.

he still has the phone at his bedside, though. and even as miserable and stupid as he is, he still manages to call wilson. luckily wilson is his hotel room in vermont when he picks up because house's keening is more than audible to any would-be passerby. he hadn't even had a chance to snarkily greet him before house was whining these awful rattling breaths. it sets off alarms immediately. he knows those noises.

"it's your heat, isn't it?" a meek yeah tinged with pain is his answer.

but when he tries to hang up so he can call cuddy, house sobs. the resolve shatters instantly. so wilson instead calls cuddy with the room's phone with his cell close enough for house to pick up his voice but with his thumb over the speaker to muffle the sounds of an omega in distress.

at first, cuddy simply does not believe him. "he's probably just bored and trying to trick you. there's that saying, 'everyone lies'--"

and it swells something ugly and protective in his gut, just like every other time he has to defend house from her, or the board, or vogler, or tritter, or the fucking hundreds of other people that have the power to make house's life worse.

"you think i don't know my own omega?" he growls without thinking. a challenge is clear in his words, one alpha to another. later wilson would wince at his choice of words and nothing else.

the line crackles with cuddy's sigh after a few seconds of silence -- even house's muffled whining on the cell has dimmed. "dammit, wilson," she huffs wearily. "he's already pulling you down to his level. at this rate you'll be in full rut by tomorrow, just in time for your panel--"

"i know, lisa." wilson has to set his cell down to pinch the bridge of his nose before he snaps again. "but i need you to find me the next flight back. he needs me."

cuddy's tone is laced with something almost sad among the ire. "he always needs you, wilson. you owe me." then she hangs up.

he lets himself have a moment of composure only to realize house has been quiet. cautious, not unlike how he would approach house when he's in the throes of it in person, he puts the cell back up to his ear. house is saying something and sheets are rustling. "house? you still with me? i can't hear you."

the shifting gets louder -- did he drop the phone? -- and suddenly house is panting into the receiver, "yours... 'm yours, always..." and wilson is FLOORED at how he can almost smell the pheromones through the phone, can practically see house's pathetic attempts to grind into the bed when his leg is spasming.

it's so pitiful it makes wilson's heart clench and his slacks tight. "oh, honey...."

[roseofstardust]

I 🙋 am a 🩺Dr. Lisa Cuddy 👩‍⚕️fan first 🥇 and human second 🥈if Lisa Cuddy ❤️ has 1000000 fans, 👥 I am one of them 😍If Dr.Lisa Cuddy ❤️ has 💯 fans 🪭I am one of them 😋 if Dr.Lisa Cuddy has 1 fan ☝️ then that 1 fan is me. If Dr.Lisa Cuddy has no 🅾️ fans then I am no ❌ longer alive ⚰️ on this earth🌎 If the world 🌐 against 🚫Dr. Lisa Cuddy 🏥then I am against 🙅 the world⚔️ like 👍 if you think Dr. Lisa Cuddy 👩‍⚕️ is best ✨and most wonderful 🥰 beautiful 😚 doctor🥼 in the world ❣️❣️❣️

[justsomerandomfanfic]

Hi! I saw your cool match up request thing and I had to just do a message for the match up please. For x-men and marvel and stuff. Im like 5’4 on a good day and have a tan skin tone (I may or may not be eastern asian I guess we’ll never know). Im a Lesbian with she/her pronouns and love me a femme dom 🤭. I personally think I’m built like a jenga block but I’ve been told otherwise.

I normally dress with a T-shirt and cargo pants or sweatpants and nothing else(mainly bc im too lazy to do anything else). But when I need to dress up I pop off. I’m overly dramatic like when something minor goes wrong I will say something along the lines of “Guess I’ll die” (like the meme). I tend to be pretty sarcastic and dry witted and can come off a but intimidating but when people get to know me I’m like the opposite (minus the sarcasm, that NEVER leaves). Of course when I get close to someone I tend to tease them alot. When I see a pretty girl or am interested I get really awkward and want to avoid them but also want to be near them??? Its weird. I don’t like physical contact out of the blue and don’t let alot of people touch me (like hugs and stuff). However if I initiate physical touch first its totally chill and touch me whenever. I’m constantly tired and am always down for a good 5 hour nap. When I get excited about something I go on an entire rant about it. This also happens when I’m with friends I just never shut up. Sometimes when someone says something I think is stupid or cringe I deadpan in a random direction like jim from the office. Lowk a hopeless romantic and down bad but we put in a tough attitude to not let ppl know. Also lowk like to be spoiled and praised 🫣🤫

I enjoy rock climbing and pokemon (but only gen 7 down). I’m absolutely obsessed with my cat (I have 174 pictures of her in my phone and counting). I also like dnd, musicals, doom scrolling, and praise. My current obsession is Lisa Cuddy from HouseMD. And im an absolutely terrible texter, like i have a typo everyother word (I made sure to not have any in this tho).

Sorry this was so long, i just wanted to add some extra detail bc i know being too vague in things like these is annoying. I am indeed writing this at 4am when I should be sleeping. So if u could do the match up thing that would be totally cool. No pressure tho🤗.

Thanks so much and have a wonderful day/evening🥰🥰🥰

HI!

Do not worry about the extra messages, I totally get it! :)

I hope you enjoy your matchups!

You also have a wonderful day/night!

<33333333

Enjoy!

Romantic Matchups; X-Men, Marvel, and DC

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Romantic;

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X-Men;

Ororo Munroe (Storm) -

You met Ororo after joining the X-Men.

She was immediately intrigued by you - your wit, your humor, your dramatic nature.

She found your sarcasm entertaining but also noticed the kindness behind it.

You weren’t just trying to be funny; you were also fiercely loyal.

She caught you staring out the window during training and asked, “What’s on your mind?”

You told her you were just thinking about how the wind made the trees dance.

She smiled because she could literally make that happen.

Ororo loved your rants about random topics.

She’d listen with a serene smile, occasionally adding soft commentary to show she was engaged.

You two went rock climbing together, and she would subtly use her wind powers to help you if she saw you struggling.

If you got tired during training, she’d carry you with wind power and smirk, “You said you were tired, no?”

You realized your feelings when she gently brushed a loose strand of hair from your face one day, and you short-circuited.

Ororo realized she liked you when she saw how awkward you got around her sometimes.

She found it adorable that the usually sarcastic and sharp-witted you became a bit flustered around her.

The first time you initiated physical touch by linking arms with her, she smiled warmly.

One night, while stargazing, you muttered, “You’re kinda perfect, you know.”

Ororo turned to you and smiled softly. “You think so? Because I believe you are, too.”

You stared at her, blinking. “Oh. Thank you.”

She laughed and leaned in, touching her forehead to yours. “Would it be crazy if I told you I really want to kiss you?”

Ororo is an incredibly attentive partner.

She notices when you’re overwhelmed and subtly shifts the atmosphere to make you comfortable.

She loves running her fingers through your hair when you’re resting.

The type to leave little flowers on your desk without saying anything.

Calls you “starlight” or “my love.”

When it rains, she lets it lightly drizzle on your roof because she knows you love the sound.

You both read together in silence, comfortable in each other’s presence.

She spoils you with little gifts - small stones, pressed flowers, things that remind her of you.

~~~

Marvel;

Yelena Belova -

After the Blip, you found yourself wandering, trying to find meaning in a world that had shifted while you were gone.

Somewhere along the way, you crossed paths with Yelena.

You were at some random European bar, nursing a drink - that was alcohol-free - and people-watching when Yelena plopped down next to you, immediately commenting on your “resting murder face.”

At first, she thought you were another assassin or agent.

Your dry humor and sarcasm made her assume you had that spy vibe.

But after spending an evening bantering, she realized you were just... Naturally like that.

“I like you. You remind me of that Grumpy Cat meme."

You deadpanned at her before turning your head slightly and staring at a wall like you were Jim from The Office.

That was the moment she decided to keep you around.

Yelena loved teasing you for your sarcasm, often mimicking your deadpan stares or dramatic reactions.

You’d say “Guess I’ll die,” and she’d dramatically collapse onto the nearest surface.

You bonded over your mutual love of naps.

Yelena would flop onto the couch, nudge you over, and say, “Nap time. Move.”

You’d roll your eyes but secretly love it.

She found your awkwardness around pretty girls amusing.

Very amusing.

Will use it to her advantage.

She’d purposely drag you into conversations with stunning women just to watch you suffer.

“Look at them, they are pretty, da? Go talk to them.”

“I will pass away first.”

You introduced her to D&D, and she was surprisingly into it.

She made the most chaotic rogue possible and caused problems on purpose.

Yelena knew she had a crush when she realized she didn’t mind when you initiated touch.

She was very protective of her space, but if you slung an arm around her shoulder?

It felt... Nice.

You started realizing your feelings when Yelena would randomly text you out of the blue.

Her texts were full of typos, making your already terrible texting skills even worse.

Somehow, you both understood each other’s nonsense.

One night, after a particularly rough mission, Yelena just sat next to you in silence, playing with the hem of her shirt.

You reached out and squeezed her hand first.

She looked at your hand in hers and smirked, “You are soft, krasota." (Beauty).

Yelena started buying you random little gifts.

A keychain of your favorite Pokémon, snacks, or even a cat plushie because “It looks like your grumpy cat face.”

It happened during a mission gone wrong.

You were both pinned down, and she had that wild, adrenaline-rushed look in her eyes when she turned to you and went, “I think I like you. Just so you know. In case we die.”

“You’re telling me this NOW?!”

“Yes. Why, is it bad timing?”

Spoiler alert: You didn’t die.

Instead, you spent the whole debrief trying to figure out how to respond, while Yelena just smirked at your flustered state.

Yelena is the type to spoil you but in a feral way.

She will steal little things that remind her of you.

If you ever get injured, she goes full overprotective mode.

You stub your toe?

“Who hurt you, I will break their kneecaps.”

The kind of girlfriend to randomly kiss your temple and then run away.

She loves praising you but makes it sound backhanded.

“You did not completely fail today. I am so proud.”

You and Yelena nap together constantly.

She’ll drag you onto the couch, wrap herself around you like a koala, and pass out.

She calls your cat “little assassin” and insists on giving it “spy training.”

Every time you dramatically sigh, she mimics you but ten times more dramatic.

You two are a disaster in public.

She will absolutely tuck you in if she gets home late.

And if she sees you sleeping?

She smirks, kisses your forehead, and whispers, “Sweet dreams, grumpy cat.”

~~~

DC;

Zatanna Zatara -

You were always a little in awe of Zatanna, but your sarcasm and self-deprecating humor kept you from saying much.

She, however, noticed you immediately - how you lingered after meetings, how you avoided eye contact when she smiled at you, how you tried (and failed) to act unimpressed by her magic.

Amused, she made it her mission to break through your walls, striking up conversations and slipping in little compliments just to see you squirm.

She teases you constantly.

If you so much as stammer around her, she smirks and says, “Oh? Am I distracting you?”

Uses magic to mess with you.

Floating objects just out of reach, making your coffee cup vanish when you reach for it - she loves watching you roll your eyes.

Late-night talks in dimly lit libraries where she lets you see the woman behind the magic, the part of her that’s just Zatanna.

Protective in a subtle way.

She won’t hover, but if anyone disrespects you?

They suddenly have the worst luck for a week straight.

She realizes she’s falling when she starts using magic just to make you smile.

Conjuring little illusions, sending you floating notes that say “thinking of you,” making stars twinkle in your room at night.

You fall when she whispers your name like it’s a spell like it’s something sacred in the library.

She laughs a little softer around you, touches your wrist when she talks, and lingers just a second longer than necessary.

She makes it grand, of course - a bouquet appearing from thin air, a whispered spell that sends you both floating mid-air in a slow dance.

“You already have me under your spell,” She says with a wink, but there’s something sincere in her eyes. If you’re too stunned to reply right away, she just grins. “I’ll wait.”

Spoils you shamelessly.

If you mention liking something, it’s mysteriously waiting for you the next day.

Uses magic to make your life easier.

Coffee is always hot, books never get lost, and clothes are always perfectly comfortable.

“Why struggle when you have me?” She says with a wink.

Whispers protective spells under her breath whenever you leave.

You pretend not to notice, but it makes your heartache in the best way.

Random romantic gestures.

One second you’re in your apartment, the next she’s transported you to Paris for a midnight picnic under the Eiffel Tower.

Loves brushing her fingers through your hair.

Sometimes, when she’s tired, she just lays her head in your lap, absentmindedly tracing patterns on your arm.

Sweet, lazy kisses after long missions.

She doesn’t need words to tell you she missed you - you can feel it in the way she holds you.

She makes you feel like magic.

Even without spells, the way she looks at you makes you feel like you belong in a fairytale.

Be her anchor.

Remind her that even with all her power, she’s still human - and deeply, deeply loved.

[dolly-doe]

yay i'm so glad you like it!! okay SO the "cuddy adopts remy as her little and then remy adopts stacy as her mama" au starts like this:

it's an au where age regression is known and there's a daycare for regressors at the hospital, also it's mostly an involuntary thing and generally the younger sb regresses to the less they remember afterwards

there's a couple really delicious cuddley moments in 5x05 that set off all this brainrot for me. all u need to kno is thirteen is Struggling and kind of on thin ice with cuddy..... but one day, shortly after 5x05, cuddy comes agross a regressed remy and long story short it's basically love at first sight

well cuddy works out the formalities with thirteen (it's always a lil awkward with thirteen (in the beginning) but with remy she gets along super well like she Gets her, they have a connection, etc) and so she comes over to lisa's place a few evenings per week to regress and they spend time together and lisa reads her goodnight stories and takes care of her ^^ oh and eventually, remy starts calling her "mommy"

ok fast forward. one day, remy and lisa are just hanging out and then the doorbell rings. it's stacy and she's having some kind of crisis (with mark?) and she really needs to talk to her old friend. so lisa briefs her on the "remy-situation" and also pulls remy aside to explain to her (and i feel like she's probably really good at explaining things in a way a 2 y/o can understand. bc she's so Mom.) that stacy is her friend and she's feeling a little sad so she's gonna stay with them a while.

so they all sit down on the couch, remy in lisa's lap, stacy apologizes for intruding and (quietly) rants about her problems and lisa is like "we'll figure it out together" and so on. anyway then it's bedtime for remy so lisa is like "brb, gotta get her ready for bed, make urself at home." and stacy once again apologizes to remy for interrupting her time with her mommy, and remy (very sleepily) is like "it's okay feel better stacy" and gives her a lil wave before letting herself be led off to bed ^_^

sooo yeah... my friend and i just had cuddy (and sometimes house and wilson) with little thirteen for a long time but then we galaxybrained this up together bc we were in agreement that remy should have Two moms 🥰 also what ep are u on? im sooo excited for you to get to 5x05 (and 5x06... And 5x11... and--- ok u get it. s5 is just banger after banger with cuddley moments and Implications.)

-- cuddley anon 🦋

spectacular gimme 14 of em right neow .. /ref OHHHHH em gee. 10/10 no words ! i thiiink im on 21? im near the end i know that !! trust i will be rewatching all those eps after school 2day ...

[delicatefalice]

i onced believed love was burning red but it’s golden ✨

[lilacerull0]

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for every 🥝 i get, i’ll recommend a blog i love

OOOOOOO I LOVE!!!!! ten emojis -> ten blogs

everything's under the cut ⤵️

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@brian-ur-bruh THE LEGEND!!!!! steve the hair harrington has nothing on jules. fiercely unique, KILLER MUSIC TASTE, wonderfully artistic and all in all an exceptional person. i call jules jules because of julian casablancas, need i say more? worships the only band ever aka the clash (here's the famous side blog: @capital-radio-three) fantastic guitar player!!!!! (did this amazing cover of "someday" with his band which he should brag about waaaaay more than he does)

@all-seeing-ifer JO MARCH OF TUMBLR!!!!!! the only person who i would trust with jo and laurie. talking with isabel is like sitting on the porch of your childhood house with your best friend, sharing a drink and feeling content with how everything turned out in the end. poetic watching the orange orange orange sunset kind of thing. just pure comfort and all things theatre. never fails to bring a smile on my face and continues to amaze me with their indescribable kindness and cleverness.

@paradigmx soooo easy to talk to. real cool (XTC FAN!!!!!!) and insightful. crazy smart. understands my detail-oriented craziness. will probably end up enriching your watchlist. you thought fox mulder was a fictional character? no, it's @paradigmx

@nightofthelivingpoet THE ROBERT TO MY ZOË!!!!!!! once accidentally bullied her into making a little women side blog. we are both rory gilmore-coded and will probably be crazy about academics all over your dash. say weird stuff like 🌌i love studying🌌. gracie's blog -> an enchanted forest. 99% sure that my rob pattz here is a time traveller. (it's ok i am too 🤭)

@quaffles-with-syrup MY PARTNER IN FANDOM CRIME!!!!! you might be familiar with stephen king's it, but only the two of us GET it yk? the ben hanscom to my stanley uris. immaculate energy. can change the world just by existing naturally. made out of bookish-ly real magic and correct opinions.

@wilsoncology UNDERSTANDS MY LOVE FOR MEDICINE, I AM SMILING SO BRIGHT RN!!!!! i just think of our likestorm-ing sessions and my day is already made. showers me with pictures of lisa cuddy which is the most you can do for tumblr user jochase really. wonderful artist, wonderful scientist, makes amazing edits, reblogs amazing content. don't think they realise how cool they are, but no worries i'll make the entirety of tumblr write poems about my fellow rsl enthusiast so it's fine <3

@crystalclrs is into everything i'm into, i make a profession out of stalking beth's blog (it's not my fault it's basically an art gallery????) could singlehandedly fly the tardis, i'm sure of it

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@freakwiththeknifecollection my daily dose of comfort is completely dependent on emily!!!! brighter than a sunflower, kinder than peeta mellark and as cool as jo harvelle. 🥰

[freckledcameron]

thank you for the tag!💜

Dr. Lisa Cuddy (House) - 73%

Katara (Avatar) - 71%

Bonnie Bennett (The Vampire Diaries) - 75%

Sam Winchester (Supernatural) - 72%

Nani Pelekai (Lilo and Stitch) - 76%

Egon Spengler (Ghostbusters) - 74%

Mamá Imelda (Coco) - 76%

i am, in the words of my mom, a hardass🥰

decide if we can be friends based on the characters i'm like and I like according to openpsychometrics.org (part 1) (part 2) (but it's animated - part 3)

from left to right + porcentages of similarity: Marshall Eriksen (right) from How I Met Your Mother - 83%, Phil Dunphy from Modern Family - 80%, Charlie Bucket from the remake of Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory - 78%, Samwell Tarly from Game of Thrones - 76%, Fez from That 70s Show - 76%, Charlie Kelmeckis from The Perks of Being a Wallflower - 76%, Amy Antsler from Booksmart - 75%, Samwise Gamgee from Lord of The Rings - 74%, Dr. James Wilson from House M.D. - 73%

i challenge anyone who wants to to do this (no pressure, palsies, and sorry if i didn't tag or did tag u and didn't want to, just let me know ♡): @ughgclden @howthetables @retrclogy @infinite-moths @neilsemeraldsweater @burgerkingyawper @moonylupinhasdemonpox @propaganda-for-poets @sammijd @freckledcameron @deadreamersociety @to-woo-women @neilperrysflannelshirt @duxpuella @ohnoiamback @lostinmymindpalace-m @queertoddanderson @clarencerambles @neilperryanderson @neilfuckingperrydeservedbetter @tellmewhytheyswoon @yourpal @towoowomen @lovingonsaturn @drummah-in-a-rocknroll-band @towriteabetterlife @neilsemeraldsweater @deadpoetdalton @thatlamp-god @babo0shka @neil-perry-is-alive @sweatytootheddeadpoet @izzyneedsabreak @quaffles-with-syrup @adoringpoet @himbo-knox