#lips i love you lips.

[pastelmuppet]

Yes.

does anyone else have a favorite tv character where whenever they’re on screen you just

[pastelmuppet]

Day 10 of Muppettational May art challenge hosted by Toughpigs! A muppet riding a bicycle!

We never saw Lips do it in Great Muppet Caper so…..you’re welcome. 💛🎺🚲😏😏😏

[hansoeii]

when 2022 me thought it would be fun to draw stede with a beard and a silly little curled up mustache and start calling him steard for the fun of it

AND NOW IT'S REAL

THEY DID IT

MY CREATION.

IT IS REAL. HOLY FUCK

[faunandfloraas]

What do you miss about Australia?

[pastelmuppet]

I think Lips just worries about the people he loves getting sick or being injured; mayhaps something happened in his past with maybe someone or more of his family got sick and had to go somewhere to be better but never came back at all. Like say maybe his grandmother got ill and had to be taken to a doctor and she never got to return home because she must’ve died?

Then maybe Lips just didn’t know she died until maybe a week after the death before a funeral and just got told that it was said family members’ funeral and that’s when it hit him and left him traumatized at a young age? Maybe that’s why with the band whether or not they get like a cold or flu or even when they have a small minor injury that requires maybe surgery or something, Lips thinks he or she, depends on how close, might be dead.

Rewatching the Muppets Mayhem and I have some thoughts.

Lips always saying people are dead is so funny to me. Janice being in the hospital and Lips telling everyone she died, Animal missing and Lips assuming he's dead, AND then Nora leaving and everyone needing to be told she's not dead because Lips assumed she was and then told everyone she was dead.

I also saw Lips bartending one of the parties so I am going to assume Lips, on top of being a former preschool teacher, being in a band, being a college lecturer IS ALSO a professional bartender.

The fact Janice stole Floyd away from some girl named Betty is just very funny to me.

All of Lips' plans to save the world were very good and I support them.

Zoot randomly making things float was interesting.

I also forgot that Floyd was apparently dishonorably discharged.

[tojicide]

my girl wiener is so hard right now??? grew a tail and it’s wagging fast as hell??? i hear meowing and it’s not coming from my mouth??? the fic ideas are already swirling in my head… you’re gonna be SICK OF ME!!!

[lilislegacy]

sally: oh good, you’re out! i was just gonna come get you. wanna tell annabeth dinner is ready?

percy: sur– wait… how did you know annabeth is here?

sally: magic mom powers

percy: but, she got here before you got home. and–and we were whispering. there’s no way you could have known that she was here

sally, smirking: moms know all

percy: you scare me. and that’s saying something coming from me. and fine, i’ll go get her

sally: okay. oh and by the way, i like the new look

percy: new look?

sally: yeah! the inside-out shirt along with your pink lip gloss really makes a statement. and the redness of the hickies on your neck and collarbone really make the lips pop

percy, blushing:

sally, trying not to laugh:

percy: well… it is the new style, after all

[dulciechi]

i know those words are easy for you to say;

forgive me if i don’t trust you right away

[pastelmuppet]

I love this…😍😍😍

[oathkeeper-of-tarth]

Then all those years of building - were they worth anything? Yes - they're just hoping you don't realize it.

Rebecca Sugar going in for the kill with some sketches out of absolutely nowhere. Here's my best attempt at getting an okay-ish image out of a blurry vertical phone recording of a screen. Original video was posted on the official rebeccasugar account on TikTok - a big thank you to @jeejyboard for bringing it to my attention.

[mithrandirl]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS || THE TWO TOWERS for @elvain

[pastelmuppet]

Some of my muppet friends thought of me when they have an extra Lips muppets mayhem poster!! I just framed it today and I’m so excited to hang it up! Probably one of my favorite posters of the Electric mayhem I’ve ever owned besides the creepy animal no pupil poster of the Electric mayhem!

[nekrosmos]

Oo nikprice prompt. I love the idea of Nik picking Price up and swinging him around, since Price is probably not used to being swept up. Or one of them carrying the other home after too many drinks at the pub xD

Okay I took that second idea and really ran with it, I'm obsessed honestly. John got one too many at the pub, what would he do without his handsome and loyal bestie.

Nik is happy to oblige of course :3c

Bonus:

[notsosecretlyalesbian]

Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestly in The Devil Wears Prada (2006) dir. David Frankel

[canisalbus]

I tried to draw sheep Machete and goat Vasco (but I am not good at drawing goats, at all)

.

[fluffylino]

oral fixation with minho 🍎

minho is good at eating apples. but that isn't the only thing he's good at eating...

skz code made me think all sorts of things cause the way they zoomed in on minho's mouth while he was dunking his face in for an apple-

-contains mature themes (very self indulgent and so incredibly hot)

minho looks irresistable.

dressed up in a beyond adorable outfit for the recording of the most recent skz code. a bunny clip neatly resting on his fluffed up hair.

he looks so cute, you could eat him up.

that is all until one specific game. which you were sure he'd be good at. with his hands placed behind his back. he was to take an apple from the tub of water.

the rules included using only his mouth to pick up as many apples he could, in a span of a minute.

the members have faith in him and he starts off by putting his face to the tub. trying to choose an apple that was closer. herding the apple to a corner.

your mind spiralling at the obsence thoughts that come to your head.

the determination in his furrowed brows, the way he holds his breath and opens his mouth wider.

head moving along with the floating apple. eagerly trying to suck and create a vacuum so he can pick it up.

but instead he lets his jaw hang loose.

mouthing at the apple just like he would kiss into your swollen folds. lips molding against your pussy, making out with it like he had all the time in the world.

apples!

this wasn't about you. this was about the apple he was catching.

you blink, watching with a nervous smile when he switches to another apple midway. giving up on the first apple.

the members tease him for switching amongst the apples, condoning it as bad manners.

its funny and you laugh.

he digs his bunny teeth into the fruit and runs to place it on the tray. spitting out a stream of water which was a result of sucking on the fruit.

you think of his front teeth, teasing your clit. while his spit stained lips wrap around your swollen bud as a means to ease the sharp sensation.

apples!

you remind yourself, its an apple for godsake.

without wasting a minute, he practically plunges his face into the tub of water. his bangs getting wet and they stick to his forehead.

he looked like a wet cat but you wished he was eating yours.

cornering the apple right into the edge. his jaw muscles tensing everytime he tried to catch it.

minho doesn't even care that his nose his partially underwater. he holds his breath like an expert and doesn't stop till he's finally got the second apple in his mouth.

thats how he is everytime he's buried between your legs. faceplanting into your cunt, you wonder if it pains him to press the lower half of his face completely against you.

nose harshly shoved against your mound. the tip of it rubbing deliciously over your clit.

the same eagerness he shows to the apple,is exactly how he shows it to you. pushing you up, till you're cornered into the sofa or the headrest of your bed, legs parted with him noisily slurping up all your slick.

you catch a glimpse of his tongue. nudging the apple towards him sneakily and you think of how he kitten licks your entrance.

loving the way you throb with his tongue and the sweet essence that drips past your fluttering hole.

you try not to think of how he flattens his tongue and licks long strips. feeling your sensitive folds with his hot wet muscle. making you gasp and beg for mercy.

apples! apples! apples! 🍎🍎🍎

you know what?

screw it.

you wished you were THAT apple.🍎⭐️

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

watching skz code ep. 62 had me dying of laughter but also gave me severe brainrot with this one specific game ahahahhahahahha