#linda monroe x gerald monroe

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

ace4ace linda and gerald monroe. i will not elaborate

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[hatchetfield-omegaverse]

I got my first request from AO3! You can find the series over here.

Hatchetfield Omegaverse Headcanons: Linda x Gerald!!

Gerald ‘I support women’s wrongs’ Monroe is a Beta. He smells like clean linen scented candles.

Linda is an enigma. No one in Hatchetfield knows what her second gender is.

She wears expensive pheromone perfumes so that everything thinks she's something different.

Never let them know your next move. -Linda, probably.

In truth, Linda is a Beta. However, she believes that people would judge her for not being something more ‘memorable’ and doesn't want anyone to know.

Gerald is the only person she trusts with such information.

He'd die before he'd tell anyone her secret.

Linda's perfumes always smell exotic and complex. Her real scent is that of wildflowers.

Gerald loves that he's one of the few people to know this.

They watch trashy reality TV together before bed. Linda claims that she would be the ultimate real housewife.

Linda runs the PTA like the Marines. Every election she competes with Karen Chasity for PTA president. The campaigning gets fierce.

There's probably at least one Karen meltdown video of Linda online. She and Gary swooped to have it removed but it still pops up now and then.

Gerald has OCD. Linda is one of the few people who knows how to help him with it.

I could see them secretly being really into BDSM. They go to BDSM clubs in Clivesdale because they know that no one will see them there.

They both have gift giving as a love language. As such holidays for them can get really elaborate.

They have a standing date night every Friday.

They're a preppier version of Gomez and Morticia Addams.

If you liked these hcs, please shoot me an ask! Also, I am currently working on my second fic for this universe so please keep an eye out for that!

[aldosesweets]

was doodling on paper some time ago and my partner convinced me to post these

[merlatealeaf72]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gerald Monroe/Linda Monroe Characters: Gerald Monroe, Linda Monroe Additional Tags: Flufftober 2024, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Generational Trauma Series: Part 22 of Mer's Flufftober Summary:

@flufftober Day 22: Heirloom

Linda has some feelings about her family heirloom

[greeneldritchfurby]

yknow what... Here's a list of Hatchetfield Rarepairs that I think are neat!

Some l've thought up, some may already exist.. Either way I think about them constantly, and I need to share my brainrot.

23oz Chai - Paul 23 / Ted Spankoffski

- workplace crush but, plot twist, one of them is a clone

- Ted confesses, and Paul 23, even though he's unsure if the real Paul would go along with it, accepts anyway.

- everyone in the office reacts to it in shock, and they are convinced it is an elaborate prank. (Its not)

Cat Sweater - Charlotte / Melissa (Charlissa)

- Melissa supports Charlotte through her rocky marriage. Sapphic feelings ensue!

- They bond over their love of cats!

- Crazy cat lady and her sopping wet cat gf!

Dirty Boy - Mark Chasity / Boy Jerry

- Two repressed religious men grappling with internalized homophobia!

- A lot of gay denial and religious guilt in this one!

- Also, Jerry's nature rubs off on Mark a little. Maybe they go a little off the walls together!

Donnapiro - Donna Daggit/ Detective Shapiro

- They start out disliking each other, Shapiro not liking how Hatchetfield News reports crime and Donna despising Shapiro for getting in the way of their journalism

- Slowly, their competition becomes incredibly homoerotic.

- Enemies to lovers, reporter x detective yuri. Solving crimes and being sapphic!

Fast But Pricey - Barry Swift / Frank Pricely (Priceswift)

- I have little justification for this one but.. ldk, I think they would be fun together.

- Frank is just really lonely, let him have a gay lover.

- Their relationships moves fast. (Barry is in a hurry! And Frank is so alone he doesn't mind.)

Latte Bottay - Zoey Chambers / Emmdroid (Zoemdroid)

- They bond over a dislike of the real Emma!

- Zoey is surprisingly chill with the robot thing.

- This also works pretty well with 23ozChai. Paul 23 gets his work crush, Emmdroid gets her work crush, its a win win! bonus wlw mlm solidarity!

Nibblinda - Nibbly / Linda

- Linda treats Nibbly to fine meats and sweets. In return, Nibbly eats her dad and protects her. Overall, a pretty sweet deal!

- Perhaps, they get a little blood on their hands.

- Linda chews people out (figuratively), and Nibbly bites them (literally)

Plastic Cars - Gerald Monroe / Tom Houston

- Hear me out.. Divorced dads realize they are gay... for each other.

- Tim gets a new dad, instead of a new mom.

- Again, I must stress.. middle aged men in love!

Sheiloway - Sheila Young / Miss Holloway

- This is ooc as fuck but the enemies to lovers calls to me.

- They both get someone to confide to about the struggles of lord shenanigans and near immortality

- wlw witches!

Showstoppers - Henry Hidgens / Pokey

- Theater nerds who will murder at the drop of a hat.

- I mean, Pokey did include Show Stopping Number in Inevitable, so that's a little gay.

- They are both just.. really gay tbh.

Spoiled Cat - Linda Monroe / Charlotte Sweetly (Charlinda)

- I think pairing a mean rich lady with a sweet, but this close to losing it, lady is very fun.

- Tbh, I just think the day Charlotte dates a woman is the day her entire world changes.

- Also, I think Charlotte should be allowed to be a little mean for once. Linda would help her be more assertive.

Tentacle Bastard - Wiggly / Ted Spankoffski

- Wiggly steals his brother's toy, and gets more than he bargained for!

- Wiggly tries to scare Ted with his big scary octopus form. It does not have the intended effect!

- Wiggly keeps trying to terrify Ted, but jokes on him Ted is into that, and that flusters him. However, Ted's unabashed bastard confidence has an unexpected side effect: Wiggly catches feelings

Webworship - Webby / Karen Chasity

- Karen finds a new god(dess) to "worship"!

- Unsatisfied wife summons a goddess for some company, and the goddess doesn't mind!

- A little bit of religious guilt in this one, as Karen goes against her beliefs by beginning to "worship" a new god, but its still mostly wholesome!

[starkmaiden]

I forgot how much Linda and Gerald were villainous relationship goals.

[susiephone]

the two biggest plot twists of honey queen were that i actually felt sorry for linda monroe....and i actually sort of ship her and gerald now??? what can i say, i love “unholy matrimony” couples. i’m droid23 trash for the same reason.

[lexfosters]

Gerald: Baby, you need to calm down. You're feeling murderous

Linda: Gerald, we've talked about this! You're supposed to support me when I want to kill someone!

[noobsomeexagerjunk]

starkid hatchetfield musical multiverse fanfic prompts i could never write because i am unmotivated:

ted attempts to sleep with linda monroe—succeeds

alternatively, fails but is offered the bed instead by her equally unhappy husband gerald, which ted accepts because he’s horny and sees this as a resonable alternative

bill and deb are trapped in an elevator and are forced to bond as alice tries to call for help to get them out of there

charlotte consults bill for advice as she plans to divorce sam

emma teaches paul how to smoke weed

emma and paul bake pot brownies

alternatively, the two bake brownies for paul’s office christmas party, emma wants one batch with pot for themselves and one batch without it for the office; paul brings the pot ones into the office by accident—paul realizes too late, and worse of all, bill ate most of it

emma gets that pot farm and becomes lex’s weed supplier

the au in which the office gang actually take sam to a doctor—becky barnes is the last survivor in the hospital

frank asks lex to get themselves coffee to reward themselves after a fruitful day—she goes to beanies and bonds with the crabby barista

an exploration of the other products of Uncle Wiley’s toys

McNamara in the black and white hiring random people to become honorary PEIP agents

Wilbur tames a bunch of sniggles aka how Uncle Wiley got otherworldly entities to be in a commercial

the HFPD try to arrest the Smoke Club—they fail

Ethan finds out his girlfriend has powers

the first time Lex smokes in awareness of her powers, they suddenly activate and now she doesn’t know what to do with the hundreds of cigarettes she didn’t mean to conjure up

Hannah attempts to secretly try one of her sister’s joints—succeeds but has a hard time keeping it secret as the weed begins to amplify her powers

professor hidgens goes outside for the first time in 27 years; he is shocked

Stanley survived and is ready to get Becky back, but little does he know that Becky is with someone else now, and that someone else is ready to kill him

AU where Howard Goodman submits to Wiggly, to McNamara’s surprise and angry disappointment; Moscow doesn’t get nuked tho since the two doors are detected but Goodman manages to drag Russia’s Prime Minister into worshipping Wiggly with him via these doors

apotheosis aliens character development

papa ed X greenpeace girl—peanuts is their baby

alternatively, peanuts the pocket squirrel origin story

Paul meets Hannah and they immediately understand and believe each other

Santa Claus Goes to High School the Musical now premiering at the Starlight Theater

Lex, Ethan, and Hannah have fun in Pizza Petes

Tim bullies Hannah (and other kids) and this is prompted and resulted from his issues at home, particularly his dad

Hannah and Tim have an ongoing rivalry that stops once Tim learns about Hannah’s powers, which prior to that, was something he bullied her for

Tim gets better basically

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

i am so incredibly attracted to linda monroe. she reminds me why i am bisexual. gerald and Linda are a great couple and all but I think a better couple would be Linda x my bedroom. "she's evil" ok and? I'm not going to fix her. I could make her worse. absolute queen.

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