#lila looks so pissed lmao

[the-spooky-children]

PELO MADE THIS FOR TODAY'S SM 5 PATREON POST

[shysublimecoffee]

I'd rather deal with Lila than Ladybug. At least Lila is upfront about her intentions. If she wants to hype herself up to impress her classmates, fine—go ahead. The moment you catch on to her game, it’s obvious what she’s about. She'd loose the veil and tell it how it is. She'd hate and destroy you if you continue to piss her off but hey at least she's truthful.

But Marinette? Oh, girl is something else. She’ll manipulate and use you like a tool and then discard you looking at you CN. And after what went down with Adrien in the London special? Who even needs enemies when you’ve got a friend like her, am I right? Lmao

The moment this girl entered his life, everything went downhill. She really had his friends and family lying to his face and keeping secrets under wraps. Sure, it was their decision—but seriously, Kagami? Girl, what happened to you? You used to be cool and honest, and now look at you.

It’s like every character who crosses paths with Ladybug gets sucked into this void where they lose all individuality and turn into her loyal yes-men. They stop feeling like actual characters. Its why I'm more pressed with her. They can't help it. Honestly, the only way to maintain your personality in Miraculous Ladybug is to be a villain or antagonist to Marinette. The second you join her "good side," it’s like an unspoken rule—you become just another follower in her shadow.

Imagine meeting a girl over a year ago, and in that short time, she’s managed to get Nathalie, Kagami (your former girlfriend), your cousin, Alya, Alix—basically everyone—to lie and keep secrets about what actually went down.

This girl caused so much damage, she might as well be the villain! Honestly, if isolating him and keeping him to herself was her intended plan, I’d almost respect the hustle. But no, we’re all just living in Marinette’s world, like she’s the center of the universe. Lmao.

The situation is so complex! Bitch no who said that?? lol. I feel like if it were anyone not Adrien in this situation she wouldn't really care now would she? Her rationale would be there and because the situation is distant she'd know the crimes have to be exposed. But her controlling nature really be there to anyone closest to her. Like she's toxic for real damn. I'd rather be her enemy then her friend because if this is how her intentions are then please keep her away from me.

Once the truth gets out, it’s not just Adrien she’ll have to face—it’s the entire world. Think about it: all the people whose pain was exploited and weaponized by Hawk Moth, their suffering turned into tools of destruction. And Ladybug? If her lies were exposed, and this show actually had the guts to go there, wouldn’t people start having conspiracy theories and questioning how far in is her involvement? She’s not just lying to the public about the true identity of Monarch; she’s actively hiding Tomoe and Nathalie—Gabriel’s partners-in-crime. That’s not just scandalous—it’s outright criminal. How does she justify covering for them? At what point does her so-called “protection” cross into outright betrayal?

She only has the audacity to pull this off because she’s hiding behind that mask. If her identity were ever revealed and the dominoes started falling, the trust people have in her would be obliterated in an instant. Imagine the fallout if everyone on the street—or even her own parents—found out the absolute shame. And spare me the whole “I lie to protect your feelings” excuse. This isn’t some harmless white lie, like pretending someone looks good in a dress when you secretly think otherwise. No, this is a catastrophic betrayal of trust, all to preserve her relationship with Adrien. And don’t come at me with the “she’s young” defense. Sure, she’s 14, but she made a very adult choice: to lie to the entire world—and especially Adrien—about his father being Hawk Moth. There’s no excusing that. You can't come back from that sometimes our words can have such a big impact and because to the world she is Ladybug her influence on the people is big people expect a superhero to be above that because she's supposed to be the protector of Paris.

I think many need to separate Marinette from Ladybug because this isn’t about civilian Marinette and her personal struggles because it doesn't matter. This is about Ladybug—the symbol of superheroism, the paragon of justice and integrity, at least what she’s perceived to be within her universe. Ladybug stands as an icon, someone the public looks up to and trusts implicitly. But when you peel back the layers, it’s clear she’s fallen. She didn’t just make a mistake; she failed to uphold the very code she’s meant to represent.

Superheroes are supposed to stand for truth, accountability, and the protection of others, even at great personal cost. Ladybug, however, has chosen to conceal life-altering truths and protect the guilty under the guise of “greater good.” In doing so, she’s betrayed not only Adrien but also the very principles that define a hero. And that failure strikes at the heart of her role as the so-called ideal of justice.

I really wonder how early Season 1 Marinette/Ladybug—or even the version of her before she was granted the Kwami of Creation—would feel if she saw her Season 5 counterpart. Would she even recognize herself? How would she process the distance between who she was and who she’s become?

Honestly, I’ve always had this sense, so I’m not exactly surprised. But after the special, it just confirmed something for me.

No matter how much the show tries to sell the idea that Adrien/CN and Ladybug are equals—no matter how many fluttering words or hugs they throw in—the truth is clear: Marinette will never see Adrien as her equal. And what does a lie with such vast and far-reaching consequences say about her character? It doesn’t matter how it was never meant to come off—because, truthfully, sometimes her actions speak louder than anything else. The way she behaves, the decisions she makes, they reveal far more about her character than any intentions or explanations ever could.

It tells you one thing for sure: You can be her Girlfriend her BestFriends or her closest working partner since the beginning of your debut. But if there is one thing you'd ever need to know best about her. You can never truly trust Marinette/Ladybug.

[your-ne1ghbor]

King Miraculous Ladybug Animation

I finally finished this sequence let's gooooo

Fun fact: I have not done a fully color animation like since 2019 or 2020. Also with this one I was experimenting with a lot of colors and overall messing with the pallets to give it a more moody and unique look! :D

For the context of this animation, Chat Noir found out about who his father was and is very pissed off at ladybug 🐞

Time to yap lol:

For colors, I used more purples on Marisue to tie it with Hawk Moth and to represent villainy. Although she had good intentions, she still should not have lied to protect her "boyfriend." There is also a part where her outline is yellow, and it's to tie back to Chromobug from the "London" special. Which is the special where she lied to everyone.

For chat noir, I used whites and blues in some parts to tie to Chat Blanc, which is to show Ladybug's fear.

As much as I don't like Marisue, I can't deny that she has a reason to fear Chat Noir being angry, especially at her.

I also didn't add purple for when Chat Noir was on screen since I knew it could tie back to Lila (the new holder of the butterfly miraculous) which to others could see it as Chat Noir being possessed by a Akuma, and I didn't want to show it like that, so like I said, I used blues, and whites, but also yellows, greens, and blacks.

Besides the drawings and colors, it was not the most difficult thing to do. It was editing the camera movement.

Since I wanted the camera to move with the music in the background to hit the beats I wanted, I had to go back and forth to make sure the camera movements were just right.

Also for the sketch like look was a personal design choice since I overall like drawing more sketch like renders than the clean looks that people normally do when fully animating smth.

For song choice, the song is called King by The Amazing Devil (PLS GO LISTEN TO THEIR SONGS I BEG YOU PLEASE). I chose this song since whenever I listened to it, I imagined Chat noir discovering the truth and starts to enter the dark side and starts fighting her or smth. I should make another sequence of the song since I have some fun visual ideas I wanna do that I didn't do in the animation :33

ALSO GUYS THEY ARE SO UNDERATTED ANIMATIC/ANIMATION WISE I REALLY WANNA SEE MORE PEOPLE USE THE SONGS IN THEIR ANIMATICS/ANIMATIONS BECAUSE THEY'RE SO GOOD AHHHHH

It took me around 2-3 days to finish within a spam of 2 weeks since I had school 🦖

Anyways sorry for rambling, I'm really proud of how this came out lmao 😭

Before I go, the funniest thing is looking at this without the camera movements. ITS so funny oml 💀

Anyways here is some frames I liked:

Okay byeee 🏃

[jennrypan]

Rewatching season 5 starts now.

Annd all of Paris chants for Ladybug and thats it. Par for the course.

This should've been the moment she realized..maybe she should know Chats identity..or something. And Felix really..didnt see any repercussions for giving the miraculous to Hawkmoth like..at all. Magical slavery is crazy. Like-- why do humans have such command over literal godlike beings and no ones thought to..idk free them so they cant be controlled by evil people so easily. Just a thought.

Ah this is when Natalie realizes hes off his rocker. "The most powerful one" SO WHY ARE TIKKI AND PLAGG THE YIN AND YANG!!! LIKE. Dont say two miraculous are the strongest and then bring in time travel, time reverse shit and the ability to create any super hero ever. Cmon.

..anyways-- Gabriel runs like a bitch. An ugly bitch- also lmao his unimpressed face as Alix explained. DONT GIVE HIM EXPLANATIONS JUST TAKE THE MIRACULOUS. And awe she let him unify (this only ever happens once 💀)

Gabriels such a LOSER. They shoulda beat his ass right then and there lmao, anyway- ha. ( adriens so adorable-- )

I wouldve loved to see more Chat unifications. Awe Alix is precious. Its just fascinating that this happened..cuz of Felix..and no one punches him in the throat. Anyways-- I see why Natalie lost her love for him, hes such a loser. (Also..ew. Emilie looks like a praying mantis 😭)

And wow. He was right there..right THERE- bitch. And we're suppose to think he loved her and deserved to be with her in the after life? Go to HELL-

..Hes so STUPID. God-- also Natalie you are soo right for that. And lord Lilas evil looking ass-- get out- anyways I forgot what happened in this season fr. Also..Su Han is so..ugly. This animation does NOT work for adults. Ew.

Anyways..you couldve helped at any time you old bitch. Butcha didnt so now . HERE WE ARE. Also ..he caved real fast that was..something for sure. "I got distracted by expensive shoes and gadgets" ..really. And you were one of the guardians?? Seriously. Where do they find these losers??? Him and Master Fu are useless.

"I didnt worry though cuz I thought he mightve gone to find his cousin in paris" So..your son just..goes to Paris without you asking?? And you think him and Adrien get along?? Bitch you and your entire family must run on negligence apparently. Jesus christ.

..oh right she was lying for her little shit son. Fascinating. No wonder Felixs thinks he can do whatever the hell he wants. Jfc. Adrien shouldve stayed PISSED with Felix. Like-- god.

Anyways..Gabriel definitely wasnt listening-- love that..anyways.. "maybe i dont even know him" You might be on to something actually. Cuz ya dont. But anyways. Marinette kept to the conclusion her love is blind..she KNOWS shes a mess.

And yet..in season 6 shes back to knowing nothing. "Marinette youre back!" ...adorable lmao-- also heart to heart is..a stretch. I love that Natalie cares about Adrien so much which..makes the decision in the season finale so. Upsetting--

Ew Lila. Anyways I forgot the season is just a rehash of old akumas and other nonsense. Also Adrien said he didnt wanna be a model so he decided to just..use his face and likeness instead. Crazy but not surprising.

Also Felix is such a pompous ass GOD. I cant stand him or his mom. Shes literally "My son would never do something like that! Hes perfect" type of mom. "I am much more than that"...and we're expected to think he cares about other sentis??? (Wait..he does unless its Adrien ig )

[baenyth]

Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews: The New York Special

New York! New York! It's a Fuck of a town! The Bronx is up but the Battery's down! I was spooked by it when I went there in the summer of 2017-ound! New York! New York! It isn't a town!

(It's a city.)

(Also I heard Alya and Nino did a big no-no here so I'll keep my eyes out.)

Oooh! Big new Fancy Opening!

Good introduction, silly stuff with Mr. Pigeon, New suits that I'll talk more about in season 5, etc.

Green typically represents jealousy, Chat. It's good to see you trying to befriend Ladybug instead of flirting with her, though.

Also good ego. It's hard to balance your ego from experience.

And of course Marinette harshly simps for Adrien when it's a detriment to her. Do the salters live in backwards land or something? Chat Noir isn't perfect but he has more respect for Ladybug's boundaries. He doesn't sniff Ladybug's pillow, and I doubt he would even if he knew where she lived.

Sock puppetry lmao

Chloe, shouldn't you be happy about going to New York? You wanted to move there with the Karen that birthed you.

Get disrespected lmao

I love through that sock-filled monologue Marinette implied Lila wasn't their friend. Then again, considering my belief that more of the class is sus of Lila than Marinette,

Yes! Marinette's actually letting go! Or at the very least trying to! Forget what I said earlier. Baby steps, baby steps.

I'm assuming Ladybug's taking the Horse Miraculous with her again like with Startrain. Also the Kitty toy alarm's so cuute!

Dramatic irony lmao "Do you see a supervillain in the house?"

I'm also glad we're getting Luka and Kagami content, even if they aren't going on the trip.

Adrien's dad is coming! And I think he's afraid of flying!

Oh god. This relationship is an agony of cringe. Also quit encouraging it, Alya. Even Rose seems to be for Marinette changing seats and she's an utter romantic.

He is afraid of flying.

Sleep cute. I love it. And the ships too.

Oh no. Alya, Nino, don't do it. Marinette and Adrien are better off as friends. Don't do what I think you're going to do.

He doesn't look that much like a pirate. Aren't supervillains supposed to have more swag than this? Maybe he's just a villain.

Oh yeah. The Miraculous isn't the only magic (in an abstract literary sense) in this verse. There's also superheroes. And all the other Zagtoon shows.

Adrien and Marinette are made for eachother in the same way water and cesium is.

They're really trying to tell me Sabrina is bi and into some guy she just met? I could probably believe the bi part, actually, but only if she uses her love language: acts of service pushed to the extreme.

The mischevious

They're really trying to act as if Sabrina isn't approx. as evil as Chloe and pushing this relationship with what looks like a background character?

Hot Dog superhero whose hot dogs empower others. This is objectively the best superhero I've seen.

Fuck it. I'll take this. There's Julerose in this slow dancing scene. Look on the bright side of life.

Doors! Doors! Doors! Doors!

Oh. So it's the teenaged American heroes suggesting that. Oh. Alya's more innocent than thought. She's still into it, though.

Why is Uncanny Valley's superhero design so white? And just looks like that in general? Sparrow's is cool and practical, though.

There's the piracy! I was looking for that!

Why did Techno Pirate only steal her third eye? She's 100% technology! Oh. He just couldn't.

Ladybug, quit distracting Chat Noir. He fully did not expect this.

Oh. Chat Noir had time, he was just anxious or something. Yeah. I get it now. Ladybug has the right to be pissed.

So it was an accidental killing. And she was only corroded, not dusted.

What is with these assholes? Technolyzer or whatever his name was the one that forced Chat Noir to cataclysm Uncanny Valley, and yet they're blaming Ladybug and Chat Noir?

Reused sewer model

No, Chat, she would've been fine no matter what. The Miraculous Big Bang undoes death. It undoes erasure from existence.

This feels forced. Too forced.

...Is that her civilian model? And at least someone's getting consequences for trying to force Adrienette.

This is a joke. That sopping wet cat breakup is a joke. Marinette's unfaithfulness is a joke. The superheroes under liberation are jokes. Why is Miracalyzer or whatever his name is making someone want to take people's freedoms away? Oh right. We got this much Julerose content in an absolute joke of a special. Cursed irony.

Alright, the orchestral reprise of Chat Noir's transformation was pretty cool, I'll admit. He's back!

Miracolonizer? Is that his name?

So was Adrien's dad just listening to stuff in his room this whole time?

And was this trip that short?

And all the VAs were dehydrated at the time due to production fuckery and a constrained schedule?

So that's what that fic was talking about. It was a Julerose fic as well. Marinette was dating Luka and Adrien was dating Kagami at the time of this special. No mention of polyamory. They were making her cheat. This is Luka disrespect. This is Kagami disrespect. Alya, what the fuck? Also the other plot stuff was just My Hero Academia again, and I hate My Hero Academia.

Edit: So apparently Adrien was told he's going to New York right as he was leaving. So it wasn't his fault.

[sarascamander]

My unpopular TUA opinion:

1. I genuinely like Viktor as a character but I have a hard time watching his scene lmao. I root for him in season 1 but I skipped a lot of his scenes with Leonard because their relationship makes me uncomfortable and I really want to stab Leonard in the eyes every time he shows up on screen. In season 2 I found his story low-key boring and in season 3 — it's hard to watch the thing with Harlan. I actually agree with Allison on her feelings for Harlan.

2. Sissy and Viktor's relationship is cute... But I'm not a fan of it. Mainly because of the cheating 😭. I know it's an unhappy marriage and they love each other and the husband is a huge dick but still, the cheating still didn't sit right with me (which is another reason why this particular plot is hard for me to watch). I once watched this drama where the male lead married this villain and sneaked with the female lead behind her back and i felt so bad for the villain even though I hate her gut lmao.

3. Allison's character arc in season 3 is horrible and I hate watching her character digress like that but at the same time I think it is kind of justified in a way. I mean, a girl can only take so much before she pops. But it's kind of frustrating that it's OBVIOUS that the whole siblings tried to give her support. Viktor is obvious, Diego took her out to release tension, Luther always looks out for her, and even when she was arguing with Viktor, Five asked Allison if she's okay when she's the one that dropped the not okay words to Viktor. You can't say that the siblings didn't try to be there with her but she still acted selfishly.

4. This is just a minor thing but the way the Sparrow treated Grace will never stop making me feel angry. Like bro, have some respect that is your MOTHER. Or could have been. It's just heartbreaking to see how Grace ended up in the end because we see in season 1 that she could have feelings and the brellies love her but in this timelimes she's being treated like a servant 😭 AND when Diego saw Grace and look so happy and relieved to see her and then Jayme said he's a creep. SHUT UP HE LOVE HIS MOM OKAY.

5. Am I the only one who kind of ship Human Grace with Reggie in season 2? Low-key ship them and it's kind of weird but I like the potential there? And there's chemistry there.

6. Klaus can be annoying sometimes starting from season 2. I LOVE him but sometimes I want to strangle him lmao.

7. Umbrella Ben will always be an innocent precious little cinnamon roll in my heart, but in the show he can be quite horrible lmao. Possessing Klaus without his consent, preaching Klaus with the "Luther would do the same for you" in S1. Like SHUT UP BEN NO HE WON'T.

8. Lila pissed me off so much in season 2 with her relationship with Diego because why was she angry with him? Girl, he did nothing but give you heart eyes, YOU'RE the one that lied to him, betrayed him, and drugged and kidnapped him. SO WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE HE'S THE ONE THE SCREW UP!? "I even introduced you to my mom" GIRL YOU KIDNAPPED HIM. He didn't have a say in that. Stop tripping. And the things she did with Stan, is honestly not okay, wth Lila? (But they do warm up to me in season 3).

9. The romance in the show is not the greatest tbh. I don't actually ship any of the ships in the show (except for Diego and Lila at the end of S3) because they all kind of happen so fast and I felt like as soon as someone gets a love interest, that will be their first priority, their family be damned. And maybe logically this is true (I never experienced love so who am I to know) but I'm here for the family love so to see that happen pissed me off lmao. I understand their actions with their love interest but at the same time GET A GRIP.

[sunny6677]

AIGHT SOOOOO

Gregor confronting Lila in The Saturated AU!

(Inspired by @mayisgoingnuts )

(Gregor is also meant to be funny so dw lmao)

Skid and Pump see the now dead Moloch, and Pump begins to cry a little. He runs over to Moloch, and starts basically hitting the statue repeatedly while crying about how it's not fair. In this AU, Moloch is actually REPELLED by young life—and being the little shits they are, Skid and Pump were basically following him around just to mess with him or beat him themselves. Skid glares at the Statue, and then over at Gregor silently. Pump begins to scream at Gregor. "ITS NOT FAIR! WHY DID YOU GET HIM BEFORE WE DID?!"

Skid yells out, "WE DID THE STUPID THINGS YOU ASKED! WHY'D YOU STOP US?!"

Gregor doesn't give an exact answer, and just rolls his eyes. "Hmph.. it doesn't matter." While turning around, he smiles to himself and snickers. "It's funny to watch you cry about something so stupid anyway."

This pisses off both of them because they hear it, and while angrily yelling, they begin to run after Gregor who just quickens his pace and forces himself to limp rather rapidly out of the house.

As Gregor leaves, he seems somewhat pleased with himself, but also nervous. And then he notices Lila slowly getting out of her car with Jaune beside her.

Jaunes smiles awkwardly at Lila, but it kind of fades once she notices Gregor completely. And Lila slurs out, "Wh.. what's.. what's zat? What's it doin' out my house..?"

Jaune places a hand on Lila's shoulder, and tries to stop her from going any further while laughing nervously. Skid comes running out of the house while Pump stands in the doorframe, but quickly stops and gains a look of slight horror when he notices his mom. Despite standing completely still, Lila notices him and gets irritated real quick.

"Wh.. hey.. how the hell did YOU get here?"

"..is.. this your son?"

Noticing the tone in Gregors voice, Lila becomes offended quick, practically marches foward while Jaune watches and scoops Skid up in her arms forcibly.

"Yeah—what's it to you, you.. old, piece of.."

"..pfff.. oh, that's rich coming from you. You know—I get that you're a widow and all, but seriously.. you and your son really ARE alike."

"..what's.. that supposed to mean?"

"Do I really have to say it? Woman—you really do have no self awareness, do you? Heh.. for one thing, you arrive to your house clearly drunk and act like I'M the one in the wrong here. You speak to your own son like that—and everybody wonders why he's such a brat when you're probably the one teaching him to be that way. You—"

Gregor begins to walk away, smiling proudly.

"—need a serious reality check."

Lila starts to glare, processing his words, but is so drunk she can't even turn around. Jaune stared at him, her gaze seeming to falter as if she cant really defend Lila from those words—while Aaron stares in confusion. After a while, Pump slowly walks out of the door—timildy. "..uh.. Ms. Lila..? I know you don't really like me, but can you—"

"Hahah—I—"

Jaune scoops Pump up. "I got him! I'll.. I'll take care of this, Lila. Uh.. bye!"

"..yeah. See you later." Lila says flatly, holding onto Skid tighter.

[itrin]

TUA S3 (spoilers) 

first of all, holy shit????? like holy shit!!! this was by-far the most incredible season, in terms of acting, cgi, characterisation, sound and music, cinematography -- just intense and overwhelming and gripping and I ate it up in less than a day but anyways here are some of my specific thoughts, haphazardly listed and unsolicited:

viktor coming out and how it was handled was A++ like everyone was normal and chill and so readily accepting with some appropriate humour thrown in but also everyone still gave him shit regardless LMAO

like five "proud of u Viktor, ur an idiot though"

Five "pull this shit again and viktor, ill kill u myself" Hargreeves everybody, supportive but threatening

idk how to feel abt five telling viktor he's there for him but also telling him he'll kill him like??? asshole but I love him regardless, no-- because of it

on that note, never deadnaming viktor even in the heat of a brutal argument isn't something to be praised like it is -- it was a relief that no one deadnamed him even though they were furious and hurt ngl but also this is how its supposed to be!! bare minimum!! u dont deadname trans people even if, especially if, ur pissed at them

tua did an outstanding job handling viktor coming out, A+ for that, could not have asked for better

Luther wanting to give viktor mini sandwiches and throw him a brotherhood party!!! good!!

also that flashback of Allison telling viktor she'd love him no matter what juxtaposed with Allison telling viktor they should've left him in the basement: yikes

AND OMFG ALLISON!!! S3 ALLISON HARGREEVES!! ive genuinely never been more sacred for or of a fictional character like her actress, Emmy, was absolutely phenomenal

characters who're "good" and calm and always say/advocate for the "right" thing and are depended on to be, like, the glue of a group -- these characters falling apart in catastrophic ways will always be a fav of mine because thats Allison Hargreaves man she fell apart catastrophically and her hurt came at the expense of everyone

idc what anyone says I love how Allison was characterised this season I love how she was pushed to her breaking point and fucking broke: she lost her daughter in season 1 because she kept rumouring her rather than parenting her, and she didn't rumour in season 2 until she did and she went mad with power (not that I disagree with who that power was used against, yes queen make the racists burn themselves), and in season 3 she really, really fell into the depths of her power and self-destruction. she used it against viktor (good parallel to that season 1 confrontation in the cabin), used her power against Harlan to kill him, used it on herself

the Luther SA scene was fucked up and unnecessary imo and I had to skip it when I realized where it was going but again: holy fucking shit

also Allison trying to use her powers on herself??? to rumour herself to be happy?? yeah that was fucking heartbreaking like shit

again: Emmy's acting was spectacular like all the dark, hard looks, the screaming "shut your mouth," the breaking-down-and-sobbing just everything like I cannot applaud enough

okay Diego and Lila and Stan and the unborn baby was Wow. A Thing. Very Lila and Diego like ngl and Stan rlly did grow on me and then he fucking got obliterated but seeing Diego come to grips with being a father was so good; at first, he pushed Stan away and out of his sight bc he was busy and had other, more important things to worry about but then Stan came to him for affection and hugged him and cried in front of him when Klaus died and just!! it was good!

Lila has a special place in my heart but her idea of lying to Diego about who Stan is to test him as a father but very in-character and wow both of them reassuring each other they'll be good parents was lovely to see

ANOTHER THING THAT WAS LOVELY TO SEE WAS LUTHER AND SLOANE AND THEM FALLING IN LOVE AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE Luther deserves good things and seeing him basically say "fuck you" to Reginald constantly was great and therapeutic for me as much as it probably was for him

man oh man oh man poor viktor fucccccc like this guy cant catch a break as much as five can; constantly being blamed for ending the world even though the root cause was Reginald and viktor didn't have as much time with his powers as the rest did and its a hugely destructive power too (not always, as seen with Harlan) and its always the factors around viktor that cause the apocalypse -- someone manipulates them, pushes them, until he triggers and loses control and he's shit on for it even though he couldn't control what others did to him?? viktor was using him powers for only a handful of days, significantly less than anyone else, he barely knows what he can do with him or how it affects others yknow

and I dont, cant, even blame Harlan bc he was in the same boat as viktor -- no one to help him figure out how to control his powers, its just reaction after reaction, accidents and no one on the planet would even know how to help him

but it was an interesting choice to give viktor Harlan back, his kid, and take away Allison's kid-

poor five also like not even a seconds rest LMAO and everyone, especially Allison, blames him for all his time traveling mishaps but like?? he was a kid when he first time traveled and he's taken every chance to do what's best for his family and the world, including killing the Board of Directors like this man is flying by the seat of his pants in almost every apocalypse trying to save everyone

KLAUS MY BELOVED IM SO SORRY U HAD TO DIE A HUNDRED TIMES BUT IM SO HAPPY TO SEE HOW MF POWERFUL U ARE!!! immortal?? immortal!! and can dispel spirits as well as summon them!! wow A Mf Man.

Ben was actually v interesting this season bc yeah he's an asshole in the first half but, when it comes down to just 10 people left alive in all of existence, he shows himself as riddled with Daddy Issues, as the name Sparrow being the only thing in his life, as sensitive to rejection ig?? big mad about not being invited to party and also very curious about the "other ben" the umbrella academy is familiar with

Reginald Reginald Reginald; first off, the actor who plays is A+ and I love seeing him on screen. Drugged!Reginald was so sad to see at first, it was so fucking sad to see that, but after finishing the season I can say with my whole chest that drugged!reginald was the best Reginald like Pogo had the right idea. and even I was rooting for Reginald to turn out good and own up to the mistakes of TUA!Reginald and idk if not be a good dad then at least be a good person and encourage the kids and IDK I WANTED HIM TO BE GOOD HERE BC ITS WHAT EVERYONE ELSE DESERVED BUT I WAS DUPED!!! I WAS DUPED AND BLINDED LIKE KLAUS!! im so- and Klaus was so happy and felt loved by him and excited for everyone else to connect with him too and he just turns around and locks him out of the corridor and leaves him to die and Klaus was forced to kill himself

I wonder how Allison felt about both Luther and Klaus dying due to her deal with Reginald (I mean I dont fully blame her for their deaths it was Reginalds fault 100%) but I wonder if she convinced herself that it was "for the greater good" or if it was all gonna ve fixed or worth it later when she got her daughter back

"do u trust me?" BITCH NO????? I actually dont know how Allison could ask viktor that actually maybe cognitive dissonance I mean girl was at sanity's edge but I wonder how much Reginald even told her about the button and the machine?? like how did she know the button would lead to a new universe or smth

the irony of killing Harlan but also using the powers that were boosted by him

now about that ending: im a lil confused but ill take it

its a new universe I think not a reset one bc wouldn't a reset universe let everyone keep their powers?? maybe when Allison pushed the button it got imbued with her desires to not have powers or smth?? did Reginald tinker with the fabric of the universe so humans didn't have powers like these? this alien bitch has a human looking wife?? is she an alien or does she have human skin like Reginald which would mean they've been on earth for a while and when she died Reginald put her on the moon For Some Reason??? what was Luther supposed to her guarding her casket pod on the dark side of the moon from?

did Reginald cause the end of worlds for centuries or do apocalypses follow him too and everywhere he goes, worlds die???

also where the fuck did these "particles" that powered the machine even come from?? what the fuck are these particles?

what does it mean that Five has both arms again?? is he still going to be the founder? has he escaped his fate or??

where is Sloane? give Luther a goddamn break

okay so Allison has her happy ending after everything she pulled, after the relationships she damaged severely and destroyed -- nw what happens? because clearly the umbrella academy isn't done with Reginald and his wife seemingly ruling the world or smth (or at least enjoying very powerful positions, as seen by "Hargreaves" on multiple buildings) so they'll all be pulled together again

(I hope Luther and viktor dont forgive Allison or at least call her out let them cut each other till bones bleed, I say)

let five get a hug?? maybe? a sibling group hug?

[honestly-for-what]

Umbrella Academy Episode 1 thots: 💭

Initial Meeting of the squads

Luther, you whore, already thinking with your dick

MOM YEEEEEEEEE

I hate this dancing montage but it is Camp

Omg it’s fake, BRUH *it’s giving Breaking Dawn vibes*

I love Diego sm, baby boy

So….is Allison not gonna use her powers or what?

Lmao, she gleeks at them so they see shit

NOOOOOO NOT THE (ITALIAN??) MANNEQUIN

Whatever is happening w/ Luther & Sloan

Enough

Something about women who have the same dad as you 🤭😏😩

Sparrow Academy

At y’all’s grown age, you still wearing the uniforms lol

I need a full run down of your powers

Justin/Ben 😏 let’s just say I see with eyes, and my eyes like

Marcus is sus, but Ben is EXTRA SUS

OH NO, MASON!

Umbrella Academy

They’re so dumb

“Why did they call him dad? Why doesn’t Ben know us?” Uh..use your context clues, bestie

So, in this scenario, they were never adopted, they’re still in their countries of origin (some of them)… so therefore at least Viktor is still in Russia

Hold up, but why is Allison so quick to assume she still has the life she did? Like girl, idk about all that

Weird Energy Orb

Slay i guess

The way Mom just stared at it lol

Reggie, oh, Reggie

Piss bitch

Rat bastard

Why you keep calling ‘em stinky? Like shut up bruh

He’s so fucking smug and shit, I just wanna beat his geriatric ass 👊

Random dude

Who r u

What r u hiding

Sus as hell

BEES…ok.

Extra Thots

Cmon thru CGI…you look…good ☹️

Lila

SLAY CUNT

NOOOOOO A SON

“whose goddamn white baby is that??” 🤨🤨

[laurrelise]

okay i’m gonna be honest five has always been my favorite character since the beginning just because i love the concept of an old man stuck in the body of his younger self (because i personally just think it’s really funny) but i also feel like so many people who dislike five just look at the surface level of how he acts instead of seeing the bigger picture.

like he could’ve easily decided to just stop trying to survive in the apocalypse, just to get his own suffering over with, but he toughed it out and frankly put himself through hell because he wanted to eventually find a way to travel back and save his siblings. i have never once seen five as selfish because of the lack of self-consideration when he put his wellbeing in danger over and over and over again to keep his brothers and sister safe.

he risked his own life a ridiculous amount of times with one specific goal: to stop the end of the world and save his family. he clearly never put himself above the ones he cares about. the reason he cares so much about saving each timeline is sheerly because he wants to keep his family safe, and he never saw them as tools, but as victims of an inevitable apocalypse.

five has some serious attitude, sure, but to be fair, he’s a 60 year old man who’s been through shit that none of his family could ever even begin to understand and none of them seem to show him how much they appreciate and care about what he’s done for them. i love the other siblings, seriously, but there was clearly never a point where any of them expressed how truly grateful they are for him and what he’s sacrificed to help them. (also old people in general just tend to usually have more attitude lmao)

also the reason SO many people (including me) absolutely HATE season 4 is because they completely butchered five’s character and everything he stood for. i promise you, with the thing with lila, nobody that truly loves five wanted that. there are some people who like it, sure, and they’re entitled to their opinion, but personally, i think it’s completely contradictory to five’s history to do that shit. so many of us are absolutely PISSED at the writers of season 4 for rushing it and creating drama for no reason. in my eyes, season 4 five doesn’t exist. he’s a victim of terrible writing and doesn’t uphold anything five represented in the previous seasons, and i generally try to block him out of my mind.

you’re absolutely entitled to your own opinion, and if you don’t like five that’s totally fine, but i hope this helps anyways :)

Why do u like five Hargreeves?

No offence to anyone that likes him it's Ur own opinion

BUT

he was always so cruel to his family. The thing with Lila? He only cares ab saving the world and in my opinion he is js so self centered and it seems like he only is using his family as tools to save each timeline.

I don't want to hurt anyones feelings it's js how I feel cuz I feel very much alone on hating five.

Bye bye yall

[bananaapplewaffle]

Another Batch of Vignettes [3 of 5] [Octavinelle & Scarabia]

What Do You Want? | Azul - PE Uniform

Starting off chaotic it seems

Ah, sea dweller struggling to fly.

Jamil don't lie. You literally come from a place where flying on carpets is the norm. Vargas couldn't have done much.

Once again, Viper is pulled into teaching another student.

"You aren't teaching me for free" Yeah, Vargas won't get off his ass if he doesn't dummy.

jksjakljsd "Even Kalim can fly" coming for him.

Oop Jamil is pissed.

This is some of the stupidest shit lmao

Can't Say I Understand Why | Jade - Uniform

Kalim, you sweet summer child.

Also, yeah Jade what are you doing with all these leaves and cups?

Brewin'? :eyes:

Oh...brewing tea...right...

Tea Time in the Scalding Sands.

(Bestie you know the tea there be scalding bonk)

Aww look at Kalim teaching someone something. What a nice lad lol.

THE UNDERWATER THEME IS KICKIN

Oh girl not the darkness

and you gotta stay ready at all times off

Kalim...

Kalim don't...

JAMIL

JAMIL, KALIM IS POISONING THE OTHER STUDENTS

Kalim, I'll say it again, you sweet summer child.

A Most Unusual Conversation | Jade - PE Uniform

Oop is it Lilia?

Mans said that casually af

"Yeah, someone's been eying me for like a week now. It's whatever tho."

Did... Azul what?

Casually, just so casually.

ITS A WILD ROOK

...Rook what the fuck

Riddle, they're saying with their eyes. Don't worry about it... kinda worry about it.

I Just Love Them So Much (Part One) | Jade - Labwear

f

Imma be real besties, this title has me a little iffited out

Ooo Jade's room is so clean~

MOUNTAIN WALK

Floyd, don't be mean to your brother.

Mmmm Jade be careful with those mushrooms tho.

WAIT ITS JUST A SHIITAKE MUSHROOM?

MANG FLOYD RELAX

Oh. It's not?

Okay nah, Jade it's time to switch up the menu.

I mean... mushrooms are already dead...so uh

Sheesh, Floyd I'm with you.

LILIA MY IMMORTAL BELOVED

Yeah, Silver. Smack back on something new.

LILA'S ABOUT TO POP THE FUCK OFF

SOMEONE POISONED HIS SON'S FOOD?

Lilia be like: "My own son will be the death of me."

Silver, a theater kid.

...okay never spill tea when Jade is in the vicinity

"LOWKEY"????

I Just Love Them So Much (Part Two) | Jade - Labwear

Ooh new location

Mushrooms do what now when what now?

Jade really enjoys nature huh...

LET MY MANS HAVE HIS MUSHROOMS

Here we go again... Silver just tone it down this time.

HE DID IT AGAIN

YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOUR IMMORTAL FATHER, SILVER

Lilia be like: "I'm an old man, stop it."

...Okay, so Jade was listening in on that tho.

Silver: "Try some, Father!"

Jade will remember that

Chit-Chat a Bit | Floyd - Uniform

Yeah writing essays is boring

Oh no!

Is that trouble!

Riddle hit the Sonic Dash!

ITS BEEN TWO SECONDS RIDDLE! RELAX!

Red Goldfish are cute. Like the ones with the Ranchu ones! There's so chubby!

Girl not the highest shelf. Disrespecting the short king.

NOOO HE DID IT TO SEE YOU STRUGGLE, RIDDLE

AND NOW HE'S MAKING SHORT/TALL PUNS

The goofiery

I'd call that one a mood swing and maybe you upset him?

Probs didn't want to be compared to his brother like that.

I Like It, Obviously, But... | Floyd - PE Uniform

BASKETBALL

Okay we've got Ace, Jamil and Floyd.

Jamil... believe me when I say first years be on some shit when it comes to sports.

Listen up NPCs, Floyd is built like a damn giraffe.

Ooo Floyd is left handed!

Damn, got they ass.

WAIT A ONE HANDED THREE POINTED WITH HIS NONDOMINANT HAND??

Ew. Ace don't say baller again.

MANS HIT A SLAM DUNK AND SAID YEAH BOI

King shit honestly.

Wait and he can jump crazy high too?

LET'S FUCKEN GOOOOOOOOO

NEVERMIND FLOYD'S MOOD SWING HIT

Damn I am so curious about these mood swings.

Hanging Out as Friends | Kalim - Uniform

We eatin'?

WE EATIN!

Riddle, you know we eatin right?

That's nice

Big ole dinner

Listen, Riddle... let him doing the gathreing

Jamil will do the cooking by the book

Oh glitter

Don't be mean, Riddle.

LISTEN, HE DOES SO MUCH AS HOUSEWARDEN THAT HE DOESNT SLEEP

LET HIM YAWN A LITTLE

DO YOU SAY THE SAME SHIT TO LEONA WHO DEADASS IS ASLEEP

(I'm trying not to laugh at how funny I am because of my dog but damn am I funny).

Leona and Kalim are princes so they get the royal pass.

Okay, but he's right? You do a lot as Housewarden Riddle.

Jamil might have a serve case of RBF, but he hella seems like a chill dude.

Kalim doesn't invite you to a party, he deadass talks to you like you were already going.

"Yeah see you at 7!"

Like sir I didn't say I was going but free food do be free food.

Riddle you ain't got shit to do, if you don't go make some friends.

You can bring Trey and Cater, if that makes you more comfy.

CARPET RIDE? I WANNA GO!

Riddle being like "I suppose I could fit a carpet ride into my busy schedule." but on the inside "Holy Seven!"

They really would try to kill Kalim like he didn't have brothers to take his place as next Sultan.

Yes, Kalim is a ball of sunshine who we all love.

Brother Instinct Kicking In | Kalim - PE Uniform

BABY BOY ORTHO

What's wrong with the baby

AAAAWWWWW

IDIA ALL ORTHO WANTED TO DO WAS PLAY WITH HIS BIG BROTHER

DON'T BE FUCKEN RUDE

Idia...

L;SADJKLSDKLDKASDLA;SK

ORTHO SAID

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY BROTHER

It's okay to call him out on his shit, Ortho.

Dr. Kalim makes me think of Dr. Delicate Touch

This is your sign to go watch Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Kalim said: MAKE THAT RUMP (Because he would not cuss) SHAKE\

Kalim "I've just started talking to Ortho but he is now my little brother too."

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE A SHIT TON OF SIBLINGS AND ONE WAS BORN THE OTHER DAY

YO PARENTS NEED TO RELAX

Lest You Endanger Yourself | Jamil - PE Uniform

NOT FUCKEN DODGEBALL

My ass would die playing with boys like these

Especially Floyd

WE'RE ACTUALLY PLAYING BASKETBALL????

Oop tournament's coming up

Who we fighting?

OH SHIT THEY FINNA FIGHT???

Not Jamil being like "If you don't cut these mood swing bs out"

Jamil: "So when we lose..."

Floyd: "Who said anything about losing?"

WHAT?? DANCE-OFF???

JADE COME GET YOUR TWIN

JAMIL'S BITCHASS TRYNA SNEAK OFF

Okay forreal go get Jade...

LMAO PLAYED YASELF JAMIL

AW SHIT

HE'S GOT THE PASSION TO DANCE

WHAT IS THIS HIGHSCHOOL MUSICAL

JAMIL SAID: "GOTTA GETCHA GETCHA GETCHA GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME"

NOT SEA SNAKE

NOT FLOYD BEING SO RECKLESS THAT JAMIL HAS TO DO A HANDSTAND/HEADSPIN TO KEEP HIM FROM HURTING HIMSELF

Ace either do a handstand or shush

Mh mh

writes down that Jamil appreciates praise for the love language headcanons

He'll take it as seriously as he can

Still really curious about these alleged mood swings...

Ace have you seen how Jamil dresses? I would always be ready to film him do some sick shit.

Ramblings Masterlist

[jennrypan]

Oh my fuckin god, she fuckin dead.

Anyways- Is all of Paris run by one brain cell?? Like actually. “The perfect couple.” I think yall..need help. Also ALYA MY LOVE, YOURE PERFECT TY. Jesus Christ.

ALSO..He can..transfer their powers..to them??? That shouldn’t be possible. For the STRONGEST powers there. Tf also..Ivans stupid. Thats been a constant, sorry- hes so— god. The way I dont care about him 💀 ALSOHDGASH WE COULDVE HAD CHAT ALYA!!!! FUCK!! “What if I get a akumatized” bitch you were the first one to break out of one BE SO FR— Im so upset— she would’ve been so pretty omg.. Chat!Alya with an Afro..UGHHH.

The akumatized villains were lowkey cool. I wish Gabriel wasnt so damn ugly though— Im..indifferent to Marinettes unified designs and I still think Adrien should be there. “What if I get akumatized” is such a weak reason this show gives for that. Anyways..ALSO LILA IS SOOO INSANE. GIRL GET A HOBBY—

Lmao she dropped a piano on his ass. …LUKA? God his no eyelash having ass disgusts me istg- whats the point of him being trained if Marinettes just..gonna make Alya the guardian?? It’s so— also..Jagged stone is just..there. Does he call Juleka?? I still dont have a high opinion on him. Also I forgot there were other heroes. And uh— what happened to the time limit? That doesnt exist anymore for her?? Cool cool.

Lol he threw up dust— get his ass. KILL HIM. Also..friendly reminder: All of this is basically Felix’s fault. He decided to give Hawkmoth all of the miraculous. It’s been proven he could steal and yet..he couldnt steal the peacock for himself, nah he had to give the villain all of the miraculous and then..he doesnt even apologize?? Hes just..on the team now. The fuck.

I love Alya and Nino so much— anyways. Okay so. The hero’s came but uhm- no one could uh..help Adrien? Maybe I’m thinking too big— anyways..Marinette you saw how absolutely insane Gabriel was..like he genuinely doesnt give a shit about Adrien. And..Lila is just..a super agent now?? With a hacking computer??cool..cool.

DHDSAHE SHE HAD THE FUCKIN MIRACULOUS- SHE HAD IT. Like sure..sure Marinettes forgiving..but..let’s look at Chloe..and uhm. Yeah. “If Gabriel agrees to give up on his madness.” So..girl you knew he was crazy and decided to just..stay with him and live your child with him and his follower? Like his insanity clearly started when Adrien was still young and you still LOVED him?? Stand UPP. Gabriel cries like a BITCH. I dont care about how he feels fr. You deserve HELL.

…Marinette detransformed, I— Plagg should’ve been the first one PISSED. Cuz he JUST now decided to feel bad..after terrorizing all of Paris and the world, neglecting his son for half of his life and harming the Kwami at every turn. ..cuz he missed his wife?? The fuck. No. “Marinette dont trust him.” CORRECT PLAGG. CORRECT.

Awe..Tikki and Plagg are so married..i love them..anyway. Obsessed with Plaggs god form and Tikkis ngl..it goes hard. Also..do they just. Go autopilot when he said reveal yourselves?? We know who they are— they should be angrily telling him not to do this?? I— anyways..MARRIED— They should’ve..considered this a failure on Marinettes part cuz..girl..whaaat.

The unification design could be..cooler. It’s far too pink. It’s more TIkki than Plagg— bleh. “Make sure Adrien never knows about the villain that I was, but instead he remembers the times I tried to be a good father.” WHEN??? Bruh—

Emilie should spit on him as a ghost. Anyways.. What the hell— RUPAUL?- lmao, how is Bustier the mayor?? What qualifications does she have— also WHOS THAT BABIES DAD— Im so..confused. Also..yall used those rings to design..a statue..with Gabriel.. uh huh.. Felix, Kagami and Nino should have..opinions about that. Tomoe go to HELLLL. Go to hell. Anyways..

“I dont know if I’ll ever manage to be like him.” Oh ima be sick. “When I’m with you I feel so free.” OHHH IMA BE SIIICK— THIS IS SO UPSETTING. Im laughing but this isnt funny—

Also giving the miraculous to every irrelevant character in the class is wild (Obviously excluding Alya and Nino from this and Luka IG) but like..did they ALL need one?? Be so fr. Anyways.. this isnt a winnnnnnsda Davis:l

[marshmallowprotection]

'Okay, need to wait until Lila starts talking about how Magenta isnt good for her, then tell Unknown about Minji or Bora. Good plan? Good plan.' I nodded to myself, pacing the room a bit. It had been a couple of hours since Unknown had banished us to his room, or quarters as he called it. Fancy words and shit.

'Ahaha, damn imagine knowing how to deal with this lmao.' Shaking me head after that thought and suppressing a self deprecating laugh, I turned to Lila.

"Hey, I need to go check on him and see how bad it is. No one else should come in here in the meantime. Will you be okay for the time being on your own? I'll be back quickly, I promise."

Her response was weak, half-hearted. As one should expect from someone that had been dragged from the streets into the middle of a cult. She was handling it a lot better than Spicy thought she would. After all, she could remember that had she been alone, she would cry until she passed out from exhaustion. It was hard enough to see her struggling this badly. 

But, she had no power in Mint Eye. It had been sheer dumb luck that she had managed to convince Rika of anything, it sort of helped that she literally landed on her face in the garden in front of the woman from seemingly thin air, only to add to this divine right she had in mind. 

“I’ll be back,” she repeated, before trudging off to go and check on Unknown to see if he needed help. He slapped away hands who tried to touch him if he was in the midst of a relapse, and he would often be too angry to reason with. She may have teased him, but she knew he could be dangerous. 

It was easier to laugh and hide. 

“Hey, Unknown?” 

Her keycard went into the door and unlocked it. She wasn’t surprised to find him working again. His eyes seemed sullen and his expression was flat. She had to go and let it slip in the first place, didn’t she? She had been the one to see Lila and he had looked into her given the way she reacted to the woman.

She never thought that she would actually wind up here. She thought that maybe, just one time, she would go to the apartment. But, no, she doubled the length of Unknown’s infatuation.

“You okay?” she asked, again.

No response. 

She approached him with a slow walk, slowly leaning against the desk to see him working hard. His vision was still clouded but he was working, there was no doubt that there was no error in his work. God, this place wasn’t okay. She was quick to ensure that he had water, no doubt knowing he would need it fast and soon.

“I took care of Lila,” she said, carefully. “She’s locked in your room. I didn’t leave a keycard or anything. So, you don’t have to worry about her right now. Are you okay?” 

“You knew she’d be pissed,” he said in that flat tone. “What I don’t know is why you told me that if I took was what mine well in advance, that things would work themselves out.” 

Spicy shivered. 

“They will,” she managed. “I don’t see a streamline, Saeran, I’ve said that before. I see multiple possibilities, I didn’t know—”

“If you want to survive here,” his venom tone sharp. “You’d best figure out how to help me do my job to the satisfaction of the Savior. I get what I want, and you’ll get to be her golden child. You know our goals. Commit to them, and stop being a thorn in my side.” 

[goji-pilled]

White Knight AU - Everyone freaks out

So yes I'm finally making more content for this AU!First of all thanks for the ammount of positive feedback on this???Like I really didn't think people would like this AU haha.This post is about people's reaction to Chat Blanc staying with Marinette!

This AU now has a name which @ellenatyler came up with!Thanks again for the suggestion :D

Tom and Sabine:

-They completly freaked out

-Tom basically threw himself between Marinette and Chat Blanc

-Sabine threatend to beat Blanc up with a broom

-Blanc just watched them with a neutral expression

-Before anyone gets hurt Marinette practically yelled that Chat Blanc is harmless

*cough cough*

-Marinette told them that this whole thing is extremly complex and complicated

-Then Chat Blanc suprisingly says that he just wants to make sure Marinette's safe and that she deserves the best

-He basically told them how much he cares about their daughter and that he would't let her get hurt

-Tom and Sabine are sceptical at first but notice that he's genuine

-He's allowed to stay under one condition:He has to learn how to bake,Tom insisted

-Marinette is already 100% stressed

-Her parents quickly warm up to Blanc

-Matchmaker Tom enters the picture

"He's a real gentleman,sweetie.That's husband material."

"What do you think about the Dupain-Cheng-Blanc bakery?"

Marinette.exe stopped responding

-Basically they already accepted him as their son-in-law (cat-in-law???)

-Blanc smiles around Tom and Sabine,which is rather special

Mr.Damocles:

-Marinette prepared a complicated plan over the weekend to somehow explain Chat Blanc's appearnace

"-and then you,Hey are you even listening?"

No,no he isn't

-Instead he just carries her bridal style into the courtyard so early that pretty much only the teachers are there

-Mr. Damocles is terrifed

-Marinette reasures him that noone needs to worry about Chat Blanc

-"Are you sure he's harmless Ms.Dupain-Cheng?"

-Marinette remembering what Paris looked like in Blanc's timeline but trusting her kitty to keep his promise not to cause unnecessary harm

"Yeah absolutely.And don't worry,Ladybug knows about the situation."

-Mr.Damocles later that day when the first lesson starts makes sure that all students know about Blanc

The Class:

-When Marinette enters the classroom Blanc behind her noone's there

-Then Ms.Bustier enters

-She almost faints

-Thanks to Marinette telling her that it's okay and that Blanc is not here to cause harm

-Caline's 110% nervous for the rest of the day

-At one point a big part of the class enters the room at once

-Everyone's shocked

-Mylene actually does faint,Ivan caught her tho

-Max and Markov are calculating how high the chances are that what they are seeing is a dream

-Nathaniel is actually kind of intressted in Chat Blanc,he sits down and makes doodles of him

-Rose was completely lost and Juleka was amazed

"So.Damn.Cool."

-Alix has absolutely no idea what's going on and at this point she's too afraid to ask

-Marinette's only tells them why Chat Blanc stays by her side

"It's a long story but don't worry,Ladybug knows though."

-They trust Marinette and Ladybug so everyone calms down

-Enter Alya,Nino and Adrien

-They freeze when they see Chat Blanc

-Alya immdeantly tries to get Marinette away from Blanc

-Nino's feelings are a mix of fear and confusion

-Adrien is having a crisis

-Marinette just repeated explaining what's going on

-Chat Blanc notices Adrien and stares at him

-Adrien now is starting to panic

-Blanc stops staring when a Alya start's giving him the 'if you hurt my bestie'-talk

-He just nods

-Nino doesn't what to do and litreally shakes Blanc's hand and introduces himself

-It's super akward

-During that Adrien runs to the bathroom to talk to Palgg (we'll get back to that later on)

-Enter Chloe and Sabrina

"Ugh what's that mangey alley cat doing here?!And did he take a bleachbath?!"

-Enter Marinette defending her kitty's honor

-Marinette doesn't even try to hide the fact she's really pissed right now

-Marinette also doesn't bother to tell Chloe why Chat Blanc's here

-Chloe huffs and takes a seat,Sabrina -like always- is right behind her

-Chat Blanc just drank 10 glasses of 'Respect Marinette'-juice

Respect 100

-He nuzzles the crook of her neck as a thanks

-Marinette may or may not be beet red in that moment

-Alya's jaw just dropped to the floor

-Enter the devi-Uh I mean Lila

-Chat Blanc goes from cuddly cat to 'come one step close and I'll rip you into pieces'

-He litreally hisses at Lila while holding Marinette close

-Lila completly freaks out

hello them crocodile tears

-Alya tries to call Chat out on it-

He couldn't care less

-Enter Marinette defending her kitty's honor 2.0

"He just wants to protect me.He doesn't mean any harm."

-Rose brings up how she thought that Lila would know about Chat Blanc since Ladybug is her best friend,right?

-Lila tries to tell them how Ladybug hadn't told her yet

-She goes to her seat

-Chat Blanc was growling when Lila walked past him and Marinette

-Mari is a little overwhelmed by how protective he is

-Not that she minds,she actually really apprechiates it

-Then Adrien returns and lessons start

-over the day she gets a lot of questions

-Marinette falls asleep almost instantly when they got back home

Adrien:

-He froze when he saw Marinette sitting in the lap of Chat Noir or more like Chat Noir but in white

-He probably startes freaking out like noone else

-Afterall how was this possible?He was Chat Noir so who was that?

-He starts panicing when Chat Blanc stares at him

-When Alya catches Blanc's attention he runs to the bathroom

-When he's there he was asking Plagg about it

-Plagg himself doesn't fully understood what was going on

-But Plagg could tell that Hawkmoth had something to do with this

-He also confirmed that this was indeed another Adrien

-Adrien and Plagg decide to talk to Ladybug as soon as possible

-Then Adrien ran back to class

That it's for now folks.The next thing I might do for this AU may be a 'Ladybug' rewrite since that episode comes after Chat Blanc.Anyway thanks for reading!

P.S.I already posted this once but Tumblr was bugging and I corrected a few things but before I could repost it I fell asleep for a few hours lmao

[my-miraculous-headcanons]

How would Marinette's other rivals react? Chloé? KAGAMI???

Chloé and Lila are two girls I simply cannot see as “rivals,” specifically because it’s abundantly clear that Adrien has absolutely no romantic interest in either of them, and they’re not entirely… romantically interested, either. I can’t tell if Lila even genuinely likes Adrien, and Chloé apparently just asserts herself as his best friend? I literally don’t know what’s going on with Chloé sometimes. Or Lila. I just don’t know what the writers are trying to do with these two.

And… I’m going to be honest with you, the very thought of Kagami at this point puts a bad taste in my mouth, and I don’t want to include her in the Marry That Girl AU. I don’t know why she thinks Adrien is perfect incarnate, or where her infatuation even came from. And as episodes pass, she seems to progressively get worse.

Fanon Kagami (specifically wlw Kagami) is great. I love that Kagami.

[ From this point on, it’s me complaining about the shitty writing they did for Kagami. She had so much potential and I honestly weep for her. ]

[I realised belatedly I didn’t really answer the question. Sorry about that, anon.]

Canon Kagami’s character was fine during Riposte, but the character design and the narrative was pissing me off. She was specifically made to look like a “civilian Ladybug” so she could be Adrien’s love interest, which… ew? They’re already making her the “second choice” just from that alone. That’s a serious disservice to her. But her personality was FINE, back then. She lost with as much grace as someone with a family like hers could, and she was rather friendly with Adrien in the end, and didn’t seem to dislike Marinette at all? In fact, she seemed to tease him subtly and generally looked like she was going to be a very good friend of his.

Then Frozer happened. I don’t know what everyone was thinking when they started saying “Kagami was giving Marinette advice!!!” because no… No, she clearly wasn’t??? That was a straight up insult. Kagami’s not dumb, she knows exactly how her words would be interpreted, and she planned on it. Not to mention, she’s suddenly romantically interested with Adrien out of nowhere, Marinette calls her an “ice queen” which CLEARLY implies some off-screen interaction we were never given, and when Adrien ditched her in the middle of their date, and later said “lmao sorry not interested anymore” she was… okay with that??? What the actual fuck. 

I didn’t even watch Animaestro. I know enough spoilers to know, however, that Marinette legitimately would not fucking do something like that, especially after her decision during Frozer, unless Kagami has done or said something to her. Probably off-screen, like it was previously implied before.

Onichan was just. Horrifying. They practically erased every other aspect of Kagami’s character in order to paint her as a violently jealous girl. I’m FINE with Kagami crying over that picture, at least THAT makes sense. But she had only looked at that picture for a single second before she angrily threw her phone (UM, WHAT??? TEENAGERS AREN’T OUT TO BREAK THEIR DAMN PHONES) and cut a fucking tree in half in a fit of rage.

Like… I get that Kagami’s supposed to have issues. But Riposte told us those issues were going to revolve around her family and her own personal struggle with feeling like she has to be perfect all the time. Riposte told us that Kagami would likely go through a path in the future that would teach her it’s okay to lose, as long as you pick yourself back up and try again. 

What we got instead was her having a plethora of issues all revolving around Adrien. She thinks he’s perfect and therefore the only match for her, she’ll let herself get strung along for him, she’ll brag and put down other girls for him, she’ll throw a violent fit of rage if she so much as even sees him in a close capacity with another girl. I hate this Kagami. 

The writing has done Kagami so dirty and I’m not having it. Every time there’s a new episode with Kagami in it, I’m preparing myself for the worst.

I’m just. so disappointed and tired. I don’t want to deal with the drama anymore.

[trishmishtree]

live-tumbling my reaction to ml season 3 episode 1 (”chameleon”)

Spoilers and salt below

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Hearing issues? Really? after she'd gone around charming the entire school and making everyone adore her and obviously having no trouble communicating? I'd buy it more if she had vision issues. I always had to sit in the front of the room in middle school because my eyesight sucked.

Also, whose brilliant idea was it to pair Alya/Nino and Ivan/Mylene together? Does this teacher have no idea how teenagers work?

Oh never mind. Apparently it was Lila's idea to reseat everyone. But why did Ms. Bustier agree to it? Doesn't she have enough to worry about with kids getting akumatized every other day and students not showing up to class because they have to fight crime? Does she really want to deal with the rest of her students being too busy chatting up their friends/SOs to pay attention in class, which is exactly what happens with this kind of seating arrangement?

You know what would make more sense? Putting this episode in season 2. Lila only showed up in the finale, even though they alluded to her being in their class before.

"You have a hearing issue, Lila?" Marinette asks, her voice at a normal volume. "Yes I suffer from tinnitus a constant ringing in my left ear etc. etc." Lila replies, apparently having no trouble hearing Marinette at all. For a "good liar," she's really, really dumb.

Also, they make it sound like everyone already knows about her "hearing issues" except Marinette, even though Lila's apparently been in their class for a while now. Why is the writing for this show so fucking lazy?

Remember during Origins when Alya confronted Chloe, asking her "Hey, who made you queen of the seats?" I feel like that might apply to Marinette right about now.

(This reaction has been mostly salt so far because I hate Lila [as a character, not as a person] and can't understand why she keeps getting shoehorned into the show, and I hate how Marinette acts when she's jealous about Adrien and how her characterization is so inconsistent across episodes.)

Oh for fuck's sake, just akumatize her already. At least then something interesting will finally happen. I'm sick of this status quo that the show seems to be allergic to changing.

I feel like I've talked about this before, but if the akumas aren't customized and can land on just about anyone anytime, why does Hawkmoth wait for someone to get pissed off before making one? Why doesn't he just cast one out every morning and wait for a nibble?

Ooh, cool. First look at the school cafeteria. (Where is it in the school though? It kind of looks like it might be on the top floor...)

Oh, now she has a wrist problem, too?

Has anyone referred her to a psychiatrist yet? You know, for her anger issues and her malingering/factitious disorder?

Okay, this makes even less sense. According to Marinette, Lila has literally only been at their school for a day, and that was during Volpina. So when the fuck did the rest of her class find out about her hearing issues? And how do they still remember it after she spent all of season 2 "traveling the world"?

Alya and Nino have a point that Marinette's being ridiculous. But at the same time, it's really not like them to not believe her and throw out whataboutisms to derail her. It's almost like the show writers have no idea how to write consistent characters, so every character on the show just exists there to throw out dialogue when it's convenient for plot.

(Where's Chloe in all this? I'm still waiting for the catfight that will happen when Lila inevitably trash talks Ladybug in front of Chloe.)

I know the point of this episode is to teach Marinette that it's really not worth it to get down in the mud with Lila (i.e. take the high road/sometimes it's okay to mind your own business if the other person isn't really hurting anybody), but I feel like this is something she should have learned a long time ago. Like, in season 1. Why bother with "character development" that you're just going to throw out the window by the time the next episode rolls around when it's the fucking third season now? That ship sailed a looooong time ago, and all you're accomplishing now is regressing Marinette as a character in order to build her back up to baseline. That's just shitty writing.

Interesting how Lila is baiting Marinette and making her look bad in front of her friends, and then extending her a peace offering.

I have a new theory: Hawkmoth noticed that Ladybug shows up really really fast when the person akumatized is a student at Francois Dupont, particularly when the victim is in the same class as Chloe Bourgeoise. The only 2 people in that class who haven't been akumatized yet are a) his son and b) that fashion designer girl, so he's sending Lila in to try and piss them off to see if he can tease out the identity of Ladybug.

That, or they're making Lila as obnoxious as possible so that fans won't protest when Marinette and Chloe become friends.

"Uhhhh I'm still here if you still need help catching up with schoolwork?" Finally a voice of reason! Adrien already knows that Lila's manipulative, so he just cuts to the chase and offers his friendship and a chance for her to be honest with him. And when she storms off because she can't manipulate him, he feels pity for her but he doesn't bother chasing after her because he's not interested in dealing with her shit.

Well, I guess it's a good thing that neither the akuma nor HM can sense Tikki's presence.

I guess he decided to give up on Marinette. Not a bad idea, really. This is the 3rd time he's failed to akumatize her (twice today and once in Zombizou) now.

But if Lila's angry all the time, and she's been in Paris all along, then why doesn't he just use her as his champion all the time? It's way more convenient that way, plus she's actually willing to help him.

Wait, so Lila's new akumasona is....herself?

Never mind. This is even weirder than her Volpina powers. It's like Princess and the Frog meets reverse-Sleeping Beauty.

And I guess it makes sense that she's using Adrien to go after Marinette.I

I wonder where her corrupted earring went after she transformed into Adrien though.

It is...REALLY weird watching Not-Adrien jump around the rooftops of Paris in his civilian clothes.

LMAO of COURSE Lila goes back to the Eiffel Tower.

(Can we leave her up there again at the end of the episode?)

What is she trying to accomplish here? I thought she'd pretend to be Adrien to mess with Marinette, but it looks more like ADRIEN is the one she's pissed off at, so she's making him look like an asshole to ruin his reputation in Paris. (And how is Gabriel letting her do this? I get that he's a shitty father and doesn't give a fuck about Adrien beyond making sure the kid is alive and breathing, but you'd think he'd be more concerned with the PR nightmare that's starting to brew around his fashion empire's most recognizable model.)

Well, I hope his voice actor is having fun messing around and not acting like the standard mopey and sad Adrien for once.

I'm glad that Ladybug saw through the disguise right away. But where IS the akuma, if Not-Adrien isn't wearing the earring?

What's up with the real Adrien waking up all of a sudden? Was the spell only temporary?

I would make a comment about being annoyed that Chat Noir got taken out again and served as nothing but a meat shield YET AGAIN, but whatever. It's only temporary.

I wonder if Not-Chat Noir's transformation will wear off in 5 minutes after the Cataclysm. Copy Cat had a time limit, but Queen Wasp was able to use her special Miraculous power as many times as she wanted.

I like how Lila hates Ladybug so much that she'd rather chase her down than grab the ring off an unconscious Chat Noir, even though it would only take her two seconds tops.

Aaaand we're back at the Eiffel Tower. Because of course we are. Lila had better get stuck up there again.

Seriously, WHERE IS THAT AKUMA? WHERE DID THE EARRING GO?

Wait, kissing an inanimate object turns Chameleon into that object? Or was that oyster alive? Is the real oyster asleep now? Can oysters kiss, or is she stuck as that oyster forever?

(Why does it have to be a kiss anyway? Did they only do that so they could show Lila kissing Adrien in the episode promo? Why couldn't she have a magic projectile shooting wand or something like Frightningale or Style Queen? That would be way more efficient and she wouldn't have to fight to shove her face close to anyone else.)

(Oh wait, no. Lila was watching from the window when Marinette kissed Adrien at the picnic at the end of Mayura. She must have specifically chosen kisses as Chameleon's special power as payback for that.)

"You sure got that supervillain to clam up." That.........was a terrible pun. I'm sorry I laughed. If you told me that pun in real life, I would refuse to look at you.

Wait, so if she hadn't turned Chameleon into an oyster, then where would the akuma have been??????

Oh, right. Adrien figured it out it was Lila already.

Wait, so what was the shirt for? (Disclaimer, I know nothing about how pearls are harvested. Do they need a towel/cloth to put the oyster on? Fuck if I know)

AHAHAHA, glad to see Nino got his cap back.

......I hope that comment about wanting to be Ladybug's friend is a reference to the end of Volpina, and not to the conversation she had with Marinette in the bathroom.

So she didn't get left on top of the Eiffel Tower again, since they fell off of it. But I guess getting left on a seafood stand under the Eiffel Tower is close enough.

Hey, I know that you (the writers/show creators) have promised an even scarier, more powerful threat than Hawkmoth in the new season. But you do realize that having Lila do the death glare like "oooh i know more than i'm letting on" after Ladybug leaves doesn't make her any more menacing as a villain, right? I'm still not going to take her seriously. She's a shit character, and the only reason she's even relevant is because you need a mean girl character now that Chloe's a good guy. Even though you could just make Chloe revert to being awful again. It's not like you've ever had an issue with writing characters inconsistently and having them lose any growth they had before.

Yay, words of wisdom and a voice of reason from Adrien.

(Now watch Marinette un-learn all of this by the time episode 2 rolls around.)

Again, unless Lila has figured out that Marinette is Ladybug, I don't give a shit about her as a villain. Her "evil" face at the end just looks like she has some kind of facial paralysis issue going on (hey, maybe early-onset Parkinson's can be next on her list of ailments that requre special attention). And "you and I are at war"? Really? Has the person who wrote that line ever interacted with a teenage girl before? Is that really how you think they fight with each other? How do you expect anyone to take that line seriously?

8/10. Overall, not a bad episode at all. I did have to dock a point off for having Lila in it, and another point off for everyone (except Adrien) acting out of character. But the voice acting was fine, and the villain powers were interesting, and the fight scenes were cool, and Ladybug's strategy for ultimately defeating the villain was actually brilliant.

tl;dr "It's like Princess and the Frog meets reverse-Sleeping Beauty."