#lil shit vergil

[zandoog]

Made a meme during my lunch break

[spardas-last-braincell]

[The only true 'quick' way for Vergil to trust someone is completely based on Lil's (baby Nero) reaction towards new faces. The baby is the judge and Vergil is the executioner as protective parent.]

[dollivication]

icky uncle dante that wants to fuck vergils daughter:333 maybe its out of revenge bc hes tired of vergil being a little shit or something,,, (is not, hes js trying to make himself feel less icky)

so lets say vergil raised u all sheltered n shit so youre like very innocent:3 ofc u wont think anything weird when unc dante’s getting all touchy, hes js very affectionate!! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) hes getting his hand under ur skirt? oh.. maybe he misplaced it!! unc dante is js a lil clumsy<33 but in reality hes js being a dirty bastard LMFAO

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ICKY UNCLE DANTE MAKES ME SOSOSO SHY I LAUV THIS SOsooowwwbaddduyhhhgg……//;;;/ i am TITTERING

LOOK… dante is very disappointed in himself for still being a virgin at 40+ years old… as much as he loves his dirty magazines, he is getting a little tired of having to rely on his hand!! so what’s the next possible solution,???

fucking the girl who is closest to him,, who just so happens to be his sweet and naive niece ૮꒰ ˶> ༝ <˶꒱ა!!! his brother’s daughter…..,,, oh well! beggars can’t be choosers LMFAO

he knows vergil would most laikly cut his dick off, but who can blame dante when he’s just trying to do a bit of family bonding?? touching your ass?? waaa, no!! uncle dante was just brushing some dirt off of ya :3!!

his hand groping your tits?? ermmm don’t be alarmed! it’s completely normal for uncles 2 touch their nieces ther（^人^)…

dante is the type to make yu bounce a little on his lap… laik he’s just trying to get comfy is all!! don’t mind him!!! (he’s just damn near about to cum in his pants LMAOAOAO??;!)

he’s so Yuckines…. I wont him….;

[m00nz-artpad]

I give you my favorite lil ship

Alyssa and DmC!Dante is probably one of my favorite ships I've made for BA. I feel like they actually balance each other out and also is silly and goofy to think Lyss would fall in love with a Dante from another universe.

Also I know some people might be upset because the original timeline Dante is her dad, but DmC!Dante isn't the same guy at all. Plus, I've seen people doing Dante x Vergil shit, so I don't wanna hear nothing. I'm a fucking menace to society, but at least I don't support twincest.

[st-hedge]

I will say plenty of shit about dmc3 Vergil but I do admit I do a lil pheeww when he says “you’re not worthy to be my opponent” in his devil trigger state. Aight boy aight

[cheese-anon-real]

Howdy! I'm Cheese Anon! I speak for the cheese~ I have a wonderful hoard of Wisps that help me, and I'm secretly a god from another world~ Got a real good family on here, consisting of the Spardas and the Anons! The Spardanons! Lore posts will be linked below, when they're made.

Now meet the family!

One of my best friends of all time! @bigdumidiot

The amazing, the loveable, AZUREEEEEE! @azureedoodles

The anons!

🧀; you are here!

🃏; one of the best lil fluffballs! @anonjoker

🍰; very good at fixing things, great company! @bizcochodefresa

👸; Queenie, aka Alexandria, helps us all out a lot and makes really great comfort food! And has quite a few good stories, dear gods below. @anonymousqueenofrandom

🌵; Queen's daughter, Kaylee(assigning that emoji to you for funnies), an adorable sassy lil shit, good at gaming! @princessanonofrandom

🍬; beloved sass master, one of the best gremlins around! @therealcandyanon

The Spardas(&co)!

Can you believe this is THE Dante Sparda? @pizzalover8969

Vergil. The big dork! @thebestsonofsparda

Nero the Meme Lord(and a really good partner dad from what I've heard!) @thebluerose

V. He won't live with me. :( @romannumeralv

Griffon, my favorite demonic bird! @the-thunder-chicken

Nico! Has my signed permission to use bits of me to make cool shit. Very funky. Very cool. @lethal-artisan

[mdpikachu]

yes this is the dante theory list for those who liked this post but im also making it my pinned

First; Hi, I'm Md (they/it/she) and welcome to my autism hole. Boops you. HERE is my art blog, HERE is my eldritch sideblog, HERE is my berserkerlot sideblog, and HERE is my photoblog, HERE is my AO3, HERE is my Flight Rising, HERE is my BlueSky. Okay, now back to the actual post. Limbus FC is C092709920.

Md's hot hot list of Dante limbus theories that I've been sitting on since I started playing

ONE OF THESE WILL BE RIGHT. MAYBE. cut for length. discuss in the comments. contains ruina and lobocorp spoilers. maybe even leviathan spoilers. assume spoilers for the newest content. pinning so i can keep adding to it in the future. (edited 10/21) (up to TKT)

Theory 58, pushed up bc it has potential, 7/7- Dante's name is Da'at or something similar. it's a hidden sephirot. iIT'S NUMBER 10. WAIT THIS FUCKS TO THE TOP OF THE LIST THIS GOES.

Theory 1, from early march 2023- Dante has the option to get their head back, takes it. Human Dante is shown. except clearly hiding unfamiliarity with the sinners. The clock head is still alive. A clock doesnt need a body to live. Human evil dante uses the golden whatever to cause Problems and has the sinners chained to them. vergil is free tho so he can beat down evil dante. (this now works with a canto 5 tidbit where vergil said he'd only step in if "all sinners dead, dante is beaten, and the hands of the clock are about to be torn off".)

T2, 3/12- 9 circles of hell, Dante, and a few subsections. Dante is sinner 10. Charon is also in the divine comedy so she'll get a section. Dante are u lucifer. who is the lucifer of the setting?? i'm saying pre-dante Dante until otherwise noted. (not personally fond of this one)

T3, 3/15- iori saw limbus going a certain way and guaranteed it by making sure Dante got factory reset by force. villain to cause heroism. (dont know enough about Iori for this one)

**T4- Backwards clock relation possible. (possibly canon validated) (even more possible connection as of 6.3)

T5- Saying Dante had a significant other named Beatrice is way too low bar but It's a necessary one. ech

T6- Dante IS Beatrice and given the name of someone else. (too ez)

T7, 3/17- future Dante guaranteeing the future changes by getting past Dante's head removed. issue solved. This one is based on the opening and reading the lyrics real goodly.

T8, 3/20- Dante's head has a lil bit of angelas ai in there. or ayin data. benjamin. any of them. carmen even. fuck whatever. maybe hokma bc ticking in ruina theme. (this one lead to some Better Ideas. see later) (4/7) POSSIBLY SUPPORTED BY 6.2. WHY DID THEY SEE THAT.

T9, 3/23- The three censored letters. B E A, S I N, E G O, A L I, who knows. v e r. could be anything this one is nothing

T10, 3/26- Faust VERY SPECIFICALLY says that brains cant be replaced-- so even if Dante gets their head back, it's incompatible now. (!! this is a Top Theory)

T11, 3/28- Beatrice or someone else died around Christmas, which makes Dante sad even without their memories. The pain exists but the context is missing. (They also seem to know Christmas music without any issue, able to sing along with Charon in their head. This is not addressed in canon.)

T12, 3/30- Beatrice was one of the orphans that died in Leviathan :) the time period matches up. It was around Christmas.

T13, 3/31- HARD LOBOCORP SPOILER. Thinking about In Hell We Live (Lament). "Each loop we live/die thru"? How many times? How many times has Dante done this? Or Pre-Dante, anyway. Faust is probably in on it. The new L corp took one look at what Ayin was doing and went "we can do that too lmao". Losing their memory was a base requirement to prevent madness. I rewrote this theory on 9/19 but added "to prevent a paradox"

T14, 4/18- Less a HC and more a suggestion, just use F Corp's shit to Unlock Dante's memory. If we ever visit District F, you KNOW Faust is gonna keep them on one hell of a tight leash.

T15- Is the Star a Singularity? Did Dante STEAL it? Are THEY the singularity? The clock? This one's too easy too though.

T16, 5/8- WAT IF THE STAR IS LUCIFER. MORNING STAR. CAN MANIPULATE SOULS IN HELL. (weak but proj moon loves their Christian imagery. this will come back repeatedly) not this one. maybe

T17, 5/10- Dante is either connected to whitenight OR a jesus figure (12 apostles, sin, not dying when killed, revives people, etc. the christianity again. it will continue. i already drew plague doc dante.) (4/7, possible but carmen is the lucifer adjacent if 6-34 is anything to go by. jesus is still open.)

**T18. 5/16- Dante's clock hands are made from a Golden Bough. ez. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO canto 5.2

T19. 6/16- This has 0 canon basis but what if Dante was a Bloodfiend, would that be cool or what? They already don't need to eat, but is that from the clock or something else? Do they get IVs with nutrients? How does this work? Idk. I just want Dante to cut their hand open, make giant claws and rip a man apart before eating dirt. Dante can chew on a Sinner as a treat. c: I just want this one.

T20- Wouldn't it be fucked up if Dante found their head and it had either Distorted or was an Abnormality??

T21, 9/29- Religious Bastard Dieci Dante Aligheri.

T22- Dante has gotten Very Attached to the Sinners as their only form of contact while they've gotten themselves together. They recently realized many Sinners are doing this for the end goals, not to be a team. This seemed to upset them. UPSET THEM MORE. DISTORT THEM. DANTE REALIZES THEY'LL ALL LEAVE WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD. Carmen! Come get this bitch.

T23- Actually, Dante should distort for any reason. I Absolutely Understand the Mechanics (lying). Got too depressed, hit -45 SAN and decided they're just a useless tool instead of a person? Absolutely. You're now a piece of equipment. (when Heath asks if they're okay in canto 5 bc they got injured, dante responds "the clocks fine so who cares?") (I now understand the mechanics but want it anyway) They won't.

T24- Building off the previous, they're really starting to believe they're just a tool like how Gregor thinks he's a bug. That Is Not Good For Your Mental Health (garry ib icon.png)

T25- Putting this here just before my fav one, their skin. We never see it, so a list of potential possibilities excluding Being White bc that's BORING: Any POC, ashy skin (like vergil), dark ashy (charon), pure black or close to (a lot of people do this, me included), dark and covered in stars, very tattooed, very mechanical, just outright a robot, bloodfiend again, scarred, frankensteiny, bough roots, fucked up censored, ETC. Based on the few images we have that show anything, it's just pitch black under there unless it's a skinsuit. the rest of them may be any of the above but for now most of these are defunct.

T26- My Current Top Theory of All Time- Dante is an AI. They have never been human, just machine. At least one of their creators cared enough to do better than Ayin ever fucking did, fostering curiosity and a desire to live in the little AI. Thing is, after Angela, AI became Very Illegal. There's no way their creators survived. L Corp New got them. Old AI Dante was, at their core, still an unfeeling machine that made decisions based purely on cold logic. New Dante is a person that is learning and growing, refusing to follow the colder path at times.

Is the clock part of them? Unsure. That can work either way.

But they're definitely becoming a person who doesn't want every encounter to end in bloodshed and death. Good for them. (this part is correct)

T27- Dante is not Ruina Dante. they didn't get booked. I think they'd throw hands on sight.

T28- Verg/Dante that's all glory to yxxiville

**T29- Dante navigator skills IM SO FUCKING HAPPY I WIN FOREVER MOM HOLY FUCK

T30- I missed one! Their eyes with a human head. This has a few that rotate. Red eyes, Gold eyes, Gold with the star, heterochromia with only one gold/star and red, pitch black (pre-d), or night sky/star. mix and match. who cares?

T31- I personally like the idea of Dante being a redhead (real red not ginger like ish) but realize it doesn't make much sense. Black hair works too, esp smoky, but they need more color. maybe fire streaks? if POC, maybe dreads?

T32- I am now also accepting heathcliff/dante post canto 5.1 he care so much.... actually just sinner polycule is valid. so is sinner family. both work. the only part I dont like is dante/faust. doesn't feel right. Charon excluded. that is our child. sinner x any other sinner. dante x anyone. including vergil. not charon.

T33- Forgot an old one where I figured Dante was a hacker that got into a Lot of trouble and being sinner #10 was meant to be a suicide mission.

T34- Dante being an ai part 2, having been planted in a body. maybe even a body they knew.

T35- [added to 25]

T36- Memory loss being fully intentional to kill their previous self and only carry over the necessary. A new start.

T37- Yknow how we never SAW Dante being an upper torso and arm in canto 3? Why? What is being hidden that's so important? robot parts? are you a robot? are you a -

T38- Dante being an artist of any kind. musician, poet, painter, etc. even post amnesia. give em a hobby

T39- Somewhere else I discussed forms that'd be fun for a Dante Distortion but i cant find it so ill reiterate: coffin spider, all around helper clock, useless fucking thing. all of which have gold chains suffocating them and it doesnt fight back. give it morphine

T40- this one's insane but dante's og self being the Player/self-insert. thats why they were "Me" and not "Dante" we're not them. but we also are. (in tkt theres an npc names Mai so like. its close)

T41- This ones a joke but og dantes name actually just being "Me". (but not pronounced that way) (alternatively it was a nickname)

T42- Dante being an interviewer or reporter- A big name one. No wonder they keep secrets like K corps singularity. They can release that publicly later... if they choose to.

T43- RECREATE CARMEN. DO IT PUSSY. That 5.5 Blade scene is Damning as all hell. That or the bough + the monolith had an Interaction.

T44- Dante's internal programming knows the City Lore but Dante isn't allowed to know. The fact so much of that scene was censored...

T45- Dante is Bongbong

T46- I haven't beaten Ruina so I don't know a lot about Constructs or Librarians but like. Maybe they were one of those.

T47- Dante is going to eventually explode (figuratively). Even they can only take so much abuse and bullshit. Self-esteem can only go so low.

T48- Dante being a disaster chimera of stuff. AI made of someone else's brain, in someone else's body, with other stuff installed, etc, etc, etc.

T49- The Star reminds me too much of Blue Star, talking about Sin and such. Maybe it's an abno relating to that. who knows.

T50- Dante is an ID and there's a mirror in their head keeping them active. I hope they do a Charon/Lapis and totally overwrite the og bc the og's an asshole.

T51- Dante's the first successful "new human"

T52- Dante IS fucked up but something in their head hides the fuckedupness from everyone else.

T53- Dante is connected to that "ancient river".

T54- Dante was part of the 13th association.

T55- Dante stops keeping info to themselves so damn often. This is basically a bingo free space.

**T56- The Sinners are using Dante's time CONFIRMED jfc i JUST added this one too. and then tkt just confirms it like a minute later.

T57- Dante is a star. just straight up.

T58- Dante is Bari, suggested by @calmariah

[gay-dorito-dust]

I am soo sorry for the late reply. I've been going through some things, and I went back into my shell . Your message has been on my mind and literally been my own motivation to reply.

Also I re-read what I sent and I apologize for any mistakes. My mind will delete words while I'm reading. I'm sorry..again. 😞

~~~~ back to leooon ~~~

Games like that show that they believe their audience have cognitive thought and... fucking thank you 🥺. I wanna come back to a game or spend more time playing it because I can't get over whatever vague/mysterious element. You need a game to come back to, and if i found out about everything, I'm not coming back. Let me stop before I go on a rant about the lack of critical thinking nowadays.

Lol it's almost like Leon's bad lines are a virus too😏😌 aahh I just read your message of calling it a disease so I'm not erasing my previous statement. Great minds think alike.

One of the PRETTIEST BOOOYSSS!!! Plus the depression and a bored expression are what keep me coming back to that buffet of a man. Hooo-Weee! 👅 Keep em coming! Speaking of list...who's your top 6?

Ofc! You know he'll have a shit eating smirk when he says the line too. Oop- cuz he never gets taken by surprise? Hmm. How do you think Leon would react to his s.o trying to sneak up on him?

🥺🥺🥺 he really does need a hug (😙 maybe a kees)!! AND A DAMN DAY OFF!! Yoo Leon is not a fool! He will not turn into a top heavy bitch. Like you said you KNOW he doesn't skip leg day. 😈 honestly if I could get a lil gross, his arms and thighs!! Nah I'm dying because I was drooling over them and not paying attention.

Long time no see my friend, Its great to hear from you again and I hope that you’re alright during theses times and know you’ve got someone to talk to if needs be. ❤️🦦

My top 6 pretty boys? Ur asking the real brain ticklers but I shall give it a try. Though keep in mind this list is subject to change.

1. Leon S. Kennedy

2. Chishiya Shuntaro from AIB

3. Jamie Reyes from blue beetle

4. Jason Todd aka Red Hood

5. Sam Alexander aka nova from The Ultimate Spider-Man animated show

6. Vergil/Dante/Nero from dmc (yes all three of them)

(Bonus: Loki, Link, Dick Grayson)

How would lean take his s.o trying to take him by surprise?

He’d probably heard their breathing or footsteps or something but plays pretend because he loves how happy they get when they achieved in ‘taking him by surprise.’

Or he’d be a little shit and ruin their little plan by taking them off guard first. He’s a smug prick afterwards bc it proves that his training had paid off whilst holding his s.I in his arms as they pout, do they care? No they’re in Leon’s arms and staring at his veins.

Petition to kiss and cuddle Leon whilst giving him words of comfort but also listening to him when he talks about his terrors and traumas.

Leon’s thighs are firm as fuck, so I bet sitting on them would be like sitting on a plush armchair or swim thing along those lines. His arms aren’t anything to scoff at either bc we’ve seen those sexy things! I just wanna trace those veins whilst also caressing the moles he has there.

Be as filthy/gross as you want, there ain’t no judgment here!

(I remember making a fic about tracing the moles on his necks and now wanna do one for his arms cuz I might be asexual but god those arms are making me think things.)

[enokvirkow]

It had been a couple days since they arrived back in Lestallum. Vergil had come in their parents car — a fact that hadn't gone unnoticed. Lazentis grounded the twins for the rest of the year for what they had done. Recklessly putting themselves in danger with these secret day trips.

That was how Ariadne had broken her leg and the Nihilis family had an extra guest. The twins had been tight lipped, but the boy less-so. A former slave of Niflheim on the run, though the story was a mess. The boy blamed their daughter and their daughter blamed the boy.

Regardless, Lazentis couldn't turn the boy out to the streets in good conscience. He was of similar age to his twins... and though he didn't speak in great detail, it was clear that he hadn't lived a kind life. He only knew cruelty. Trust still had to be earned, but basic hospitality came free of charge.

It would be a great disappointment when he learned all three teenagers had snuck out not one week into their grounding.

"There, up ahead." Ariadne nodded, leaning on her crutches as she came to a stop. "That's the stall. And that's the Virkow we spoke about."

"Oi, you lot. Can't ye read? Kitchen's closed for cookin' — ah. Fuck it. I know yer order, silver-haired shits for kids. Yer friend'll be gettin' the same, an' no complainin'." It was all leftovers anyway. Not fit to be served up to customers the following day, Bo might grouch about a missed hot breakfast but he could suck it up.

Enok was... reserved. This was strange. He had wanted to hate that girl - she had fucked up his life. His chances to find his family via the Empire's knowledge. Maybe his only chance... but she also had not intended that. And she had helped him. Taking him to her home. Her family.

That was a lot more trust and good treatment than anyone else had given him these past ten years.

And then she mentioned that girl. Or rather woman.

A Virkow.

There were so many of that name. But that one ran a stall with her family. A food stall. And she had a loose mouth. Beads and braids down the left side of her head. And there was a scarily big dark skinned guy at her side with eerie grey eyes.

He had to check that out.

No grounding could even try to matter in that.

Enok tried to not get his hopes up at all. Because he had gotten them beat down so often in the past. It was better to not feel the pain of another disappointment. Just shrug it off. This wouldn't be her. This wouldn't be them.

He trailed behind the twins. Hood shoved into his face. He didn't want to see that woman really. A glance was all he needed. And then he could hide his face better and they could leave again.

That voice though - no, more her use of words, her tone. It had Enok look up a little more. Sidestep the twins a little.

There stood a woman. Brown hair in beads and with beads showering her side and shoulder. Enok could recognize some. How often had he tugged on them or gently tried helping braid them into her hair? She had explained the meaning of them.

'This I got for my bravery - of course lookin after a lil shit like you!'

'This one for winning races against the other kids in sailin - I'll teach you one day!'

'This one? My Ma gave it to me, it's my fave…' 'I made that one - and I made you one, too. Here, lemme help you put it on.'

And her eyes were the same colour as his. The one their family shared. Eyes like the sea. Not the sky. Because that's where they belonged.

Ariadne truly was lucky that Enok had half a mind to turn to the side to get past her. Otherwise he would have steamrolled her. There were no other thoughts in his head anymore.

This couldn't be. Rika. It was her. Rika!

"Rika...", he couldn't yell her name, even though he wanted to. It felt like his throat was strung shut by a rope trying to choke him. Dizzy and lightheaded. With shaking hands that reached for her, clung to her jacket.

His eyes scanned over her features again. Her face. Her hair. The way her eyebrows creased in anger at being grabbed by a seemingly stranger. The way her nose scrunched. The way there was fire in blue irises. He could see her smile, though. Last time she had looked down onto him. Now he was the taller one.

"Rika...?"

He wanted to say more, explain it to her.

I found you! I finally found you! It's you! I'm Enok! Remember me? Rika! I missed you...

But nothing came over his lips apart from choked sobbing. A howl that sounded like a wounded animal as he clung to that poor confused Galahdan. Enok felt so weak. As if the weight of all his fears and worries the past decade were lifted... and yet that took his strength away, too. Never had he shown many emotions in public regarding this. Because it made you a target. But now? Now he could be vulnerable. He was home again. He had Rika.

And Enok could only bury his fingers deep in her clothes as he sank to his knees, crying into her.

I'm home.

@rebelichor @rikavirkow

[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

💌🥰💭 for the ask game!!! :3

Hi! Thank u for sending in!

💌: What would a love letter from you f/o look like?

Dante: not letters, but I'm sure he would leave sticky notes around. I can see him just putting lil notes with things like "reminded me of you :>" or "you look hot as hell in those jeans ;)" even to dumb shit like making bad jokes or some XD

Vergil: I can see him making letters (old school boi hehe), probably poems or just short book quotes that reminded him of me 😢💕💕

Nero: Again, sticky notes kinda guy, but I can see him writting a letter or two...but I feel like they wouldn't be poetic or anything. Just straight to the point "Thank you for being with me" I can see him leaving notes when he would apologize when having fights.

😊💕(dont have that one): What little thing do they do that makes you happy?

Honestly for them just being around them, them just doing lil things like buying my favorite food/ candy, when they do the lil pout thing (they cute when grumpy hehe) AND PURRING! I like those headcanons where they can purr AND I WILL TAKE THAT TO THE CORE them just relaxing and letting the vibrations go, I know Dante got the loudest purr IT JUST FITS ITS GOTTA

💭: If you could read their mind, what thoughts would they have about you?

Dante: "She' so cute when she's angry"/ "her face is so quishy~"/"God I really love her...."/ "hehehe tummy~" *proceds to pinch my belly cuz he got no self control*

Vergil: "She's so...tiny.....so fragile...so soft..."/ "Does she have a volume button somewhere...?"/ "If I cannot protect her then I'm nothing, but a failure.."/ "Why does she bother? Why does she give her kindness to someone like me?" *soft Vergil moment*

Nero: "Stop being cute Godfdamnit!"/ "Please be ok please be ok please be ok please-"/ "she's angry isn't she..."/ "ARE THOSE SHORTS-" *procceds to have short circuit*

[spardas-last-braincell]

(Key differences between my canon divergent Nero and Lil ‘aka Nero’ is just the facts.

CD Nero is a tired, grumpy, overworked guy with 3 kids and a bunch of semi adopted critters. Who occasionally suffers for old injuries and his body does some weird shit every couple of months/years. All in all, not much of a jokester and more serious. Also screw both his parents. Especially his mother. Because Vergil did not know so there’s somewhat of a pass.

Lil Nero when grown up gives a ‘chill stoner’ combined with ‘devil may care swagger’ kind of vibe. 1000% would have that ‘smug cat knife’ expression when someone yells at him but somehow manages to be serious when it counts. Also a HUGE mama’s boy.)

[dollivication]

Yan Dante AND yan Vergil with the same darling :3

They're gonna kill each other, especially if you're friends with both of them, and not jus some random civilian. RUN AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!!!

Vergil the type of guy to leave you heartfelt (freak felt) notes and Dantes the type of guy to eated them....

If they do eventually manage to kidnap you together it's even worse.

"no Dante they can not have pizza for every meal."

">:("

And then they almost kill each other.

And then trying to side with one of them is a pain in the ass because then they'll fight over that too. They're never happy smh. You gotta like allocate time with them or else they'll scream and yell and then almost kill each other.

Only things they can bond over are breeding and protecting you it's really a curse. Breeding season (so like... Everyday with them) is always hell, it goes for hours on end, taking turns fucking you full in every hole. It's exhausting. You get like a 5 minute break every few rounds for some water or something. Once they both start fucking you then it's an all day ordeal

If just one of them fucks you though, they like to mark you up so the other has to see. Dante fucks you and leaves marks on your neck? The next time he sees you there bites on your thighs and legs. It's just a back and forth game with them really.

RHIS IS REALLY LONG SORRU 🌀

I TITTERED AND KICKED MY LEGS READING THIS…. I WANT THEM TO FIGHT OVER ME LIKE PROPERTY!!!!

yan dante and yan vergil with their childhood best friend oh goodness….. yur miteraly the only person that’s stuck with them for this long, they refuse to let anyone—let alone each other—have yu!!

THEYRE SO FUCKING DUMBBGMG THEYRE ALWAYS TRYING TO 1-UP EACJ OTHER !!! “teamwork makes the dream work!” NO it does NOT….. they can’t have you preferring one over the other after all !!! they cannot agree on anything for shit!! laik vergil thinks reading one of his books 2 you is a cute little activity, waihle dante thinks showing you his raunchy ass magazines is top tier…while ur tied up….. JAIL! jail for thousand years!!1!1

dante is the type to walk in talm bout some ”mom said it was my turn to feed user!” laik your mother is gone lil bro who have u been talking to…. (even when it’s vergil’s turn to do something, dante is always interrupting .,,,bless vergil LMFAO) (◞‸◟)

BREEDING AND PROTECTING‼️ their only common interest.. but even then they tend to get one over the other laik ur impressed right??? right?? right!! :3 and ur barely there after theyd filled u with cumHELDPMG i giggled at the last part i lauv themn they’re so.. peculiar….. MODS! get these men pregnant

[fugeoni666]

Ouch 

[demon-blood-youths]

Navarro pushes his gas mask up, revealing his face. Not caring about the stench hitting his nose. He is too angry to notice it.

"I DON'T GIVE A FFFFFFUCK, YOU ALLIGATOR SON OF BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?!" Navarro yelled before Wade dived into the water with an annoyed hiss. Yeah....Navarro is not going to correct himself on the difference between two species of the same Crocodylia family. He's pissed off that reptile decides to insult him based on his short stature. He doesn't have time for this shit! In fact, he wants to beat this guy at his own game!

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Wade is now sleeping in the depths. Trying to think while regaining his vision. The water wipes away the pepper mace but he can taste it in his mouth. It's disgusting and burns!

That damn midget! That gun ain't for bullets. That's for throwing out bombs. I thought he is going to plant bombs, not shoot them out of that damn launcher. Shit! Damn him. I won't be fucking embarrassed by some lil shit and that freaking geezer! Wade thought. But he should have known that. Ugh...these DBT punks are more trouble than he expected.

Matt said that they're good at fighting and working together. Hearing such compliments from Matt towards the enemy is something that Wade should take heed of.

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Above the surface, Navarro is thinking of a plan. Vergil looks like he's ready to listen.

"Okay...since Wade is relying underwater. We need to bait him and pin him down. Since you're quick on your feet, can you hit him hard enough to stun him? I can use my bomb to trap him or make sure to get him out of the water." Navarro looks to be thinking very hard about how to defeat Wade. "Or maybe I can force him out of the water and trap them and then you attack him." Navarro thought out loud. But how to do that....that's the question.

Then he gags when he smells the area. He realized that Vergil didn't have a gas mask of his own. Navarro goes to grab something out of his bag. "Also...here. Take it. You probably need it more than me." He pulls a gas mask from his sachet and hands it over to Vergil.

Demons' senses are better than humans but it's a pain in the ass if they are sensitive. Like the smell here for example.

------ Underwater ----

What should he do? What can he do?

The obvious choice is to go after the midget because he's not strong like that other way. He's fast with that sword and he uses it to hit him. Who knows what that guy can do with it. He's going to pain in the ass. He wonders...if he splashes around and...he looks down to see trash at the bottom. Hehehe. The croc smiles through its maw.

----- On the Surface -----

Then Navarro hears splashes from the corner. Then he hears a splash from the opposite side. What the hell is that asshole planning?! He is trying to scare them with those splashes. Then something came out of the water. Navarro prepares himself but it's not Wade. No.

It's a trash bag thrown at him. What the fuck- He dodges to the side, just barely but it hits his shoulder, grazing it. What the hell?! Then he felt his leg being pulled. He sees a tail wrapped around his leg and he is being pulled into the water.

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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒄 𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒈𝒚 did not put him on the qui vive, his own having been acquainted with it ever since he reunited with Ink and part of her teenage fraction in the city-turned-battlefield, thus enough to recognize it as an ally instead of a threat. It did however, notified him of Navarro’s rise in either adrenaline or temper–

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Vergil x F! Reader. Prompt 57

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57. We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.

The rain kept falling steadily around you, and a small chuckle left your lips once you realized just how miserable Vergil looked, his cat-like nature shinning through as he slicked back his hair for what seemed like the hundred time that evening to keep it from falling limp over his eyes.

Neither of you expected any rain during your little outing, but you decided to try to make the best out of it, even if Vergil didn't seem as thrilled with the idea as you were. Still, he took your hand and let you guide him through the crowded streets, ignoring how the rain seemed to soak you both to the bone.

There was a certain spot you wanted to take him, somewhere quiet that overlooked the city. It was one of your hometown's hidden gems, one that you loved to visit when you wanted to clear your head. You smiled once you arrived, letting go of his hand to eagerly lean against the railing, taking in the view. The city was a grayscale painting of darkened buildings and streetlights, the clouds making it look like it was shrouded in fog.

“This is vaguely romantic, isn't it?”

Vergil scoffed as he joined you, arms crossed against his chest. The rain kept streaking down his face, small droplets of it getting stuck on his eyelashes before they trickled down. Still, he looked as handsome as ever, almost ethereal against the dull colors that surrounded you. “I wouldn't describe it as 'romantic'.”

“It could be,” You retorted, scooting closer to his body as you shivered. “I've always wanted to kiss under the rain.”

“Is that so?”

You didn't even need to look at him to know he was smirking. Sure, it was sappy, and ridiculous, and you definitely saw it once or twice in a movie and wanted to try it out, but it would be a nice way to end the night, wouldn't it?

“Yup.”

A flash of light lit up the sky in the distance, followed by the roaring sound of thunder that echoed through the streets.

“We could get struck by lightning,” Vergil started, watching as yet another flash briefly illuminated the city below. “But you want to kiss in the rain.”

“Exactly.”

“We could've done so outside your apartment.”

“Where's the fun in that?” You playfully replied. “Plus, this is an elaborate scheme to seduce you. Feeling seduced yet?”

He cupped your face with his hand and leaned forward, his lips slowly brushing against yours in an achingly sweet kiss. You couldn't help but look at him with adoration when he pulled away, a triumphant little smile playing on your lips.

“No.”