#mddttxt

[mdpikachu]

Here's how /LCG/ is taking it (well)

[pog-soth]

Pop-Sothoth

*nods sagely*

Pop-Rocks Sothoth.

Popcorn Sothoth.

Pop Goes the Sothoth.

[hasberserkerlotdoneanythingwrong]

This is an ooc advertisement.

Blog. Lancelot. Probably weapons too. Has he done wrong? Yeah obviously.

Observe as he. (im very bad at ads)

[mdpikachu]

joke.txt

[pog-soth]

One elder god is erased from existence

Choose wisely

kthanid is barely known about. if he was removed, nothing would change except like one book series and- wait no. no i like him hold on i need to look something up

Yad-Thaddag. hes literally just a "good" Yog-Sothoth when Yog isnt evil to begin with. hes only "evil" in dunwich horror. yad is just unnecessary.

[mdpikachu]

I see you and raise you a counterpoint:

[art-blogge]

If i ran a few polls would anyone actually answer them

im terrible at deciding orders for things

[mdpikachu]

Alternative joke: Amnesia buddies that get hunted by the government for existing. this joke is for me only actually

[pog-soth]

random HC #2956

I bet mortals calling it the "Cthulhu Mythos" and most people knowing only Cthulhu has gotten to his big ol' head.

Local Head Priest of the Ancients' ego blows up to the size of the planet Neptune because for some reason everyone loves him, more at 10.

We call the language R'lyehian based on where HE'S imprisoned, for fuck's sake.

[mdpikachu]

Yeah this is funny

[art-blogge]

i know im gonna get no votes but

what my prompts folder looks like btw

[mdpikachu]

RIP my boyfriend, Reinforced Ampoule Exchange, 2023-2023, this is SO sad.

[pog-soth]

yall think the eldritch horrors ever have to use the bathroom?

like on one hand, cthulhu is more physical than not so theoretically, probably?

on the other, yogsog is bubbles. how? one of my friends suggested like a dust mite and just leaves glitter

aza does tho. i am taking Nuclear Waste to its logical conclusion

this post sucks

[mdpikachu]

Verrrrry hard to pick some of these!

ultimate favourite pokemon chart! some were obvious, some were hard to choose

[art-blogge]

Another episode of Md's writing but Wildly Out of Context

For a while, the kids amused themselves. Dante leaned against the wall by the blackboard and watched them before one tottled up to Dante and tugged their pants leg.

"You're a clock. Do you have a clock wife?"

Dante squeezed their vision shut and suppressed a laugh. Not a question they'd expected!

Before they could answer, another child snapped "Clock husband! Why not a clock husband?!"

~

"What the fuck do you mean "How the heck am I phoning you"?! Jesus! I'm not phoning you! You're in my head! For a guy with a PHD, you're dumb as hell!!"

~

"Absolutely nothing has changed with Meta Knight," Falspar chuckled, voicing his observation, "Mr. Show Up, say nothin' and leave. Does he do that to you kids too?"

~

"Since when were you a good influence for kids, Mety?" Falspar now asked, completely prepared to bring up an Incident™.

"He gave me a switchblade once!" Tuff chimed in, definitely not helping Meta Knight's case.

[mdpikachu]

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