#likely place for me to be

[evidenceof]

really wish i could be like those men on the band of brothers sub reddit who can look at nix and dick and just literally go, 'those guys were hetero-life-mates.' instead of literally turning over every line dick has ever said about nixon, anything easy has ever said about dick and nixon. like i'm being paid to close read all the different ways that incident of nix getting hit and nearly killed south of vechel is recounted by dick in his memoirs.

or how in one memoir he recounts running down the stairs of the church belfry and laughing hysterically with nixon by the time they hit the landing. but never mentions that glee in the two other books.

this line, “he would not take this kind of behavior from any other man and was not sure why he tolerated it from nixon.”

dick saying, “on reflection, nixon always seemed to be around.” a thought checked and signed off by col. sink who says about nix, “hell, every time i need him he’s always here with you anyway. he may as well stay.” he may as well stay, dick. you may as well keep him.

how literally the prefix of "my friend" is only ever attached to lewis nixon, deetta. my friend lewis nixon. my friend deetta. normal thoughts. normal ruminations.

[projectiondepartment]

had the privilege of seeing this very strange (truthfully average but incredibly compelling) film at a festival last month and then absolutely blasted through the novel 2 weeks ago so i present to you: notes on shame in confidenza

[purgefluidz]

Yuppppp guess who's officially a hot topic employee

[its-all-papaya]

grocery list! 🛒🛍️ will lando and oscar get a sibling for emma in the future?

okay i technically already did this, but i'm not going to make myself do an unrelated chore before answering bc making the list required like two other preliminary chores (cleaning fridge, organizing pantry) so i think i earned this one

assign me a chore!!

i have literally been thinking about this independently for a week. this question haunts me. i really go back and forth because i don't think either of them, like... needs another kid. lando never really expected to date again so he definitely never expected to have another child, and oscar's always planned to race into his mid-to-late 30's and maybe figure his life out after that, so emma's already a bonus for him. they'd both definitely be content to raise emma and enjoy each other and have their careers and that would be enough. BUT. yeah. i love a baby.

basically where i'm at with it is that i think lando would leave it up to oscar? like lando looooves being emma's dad, but he's content. he's got everything he needs. he knows, though, that as much as oscar loves LOVES emma and sees her as his responsibility and his kid, too (eventually), she's not actually his. oscar wasn't around when she was a baby, didn't get the full experience, and lando could understand oscar wanting all of that. and lando's happy to do it again if oscar does want to, but it's gotta be because oscar wants it, bc on his own, lando wouldn't.

then i think oscar wouldn't even consider it until later on in his career. he knows his schedule is crazy, and he knows lando gave up everything for emma when she was born, and he doesn't want to think about putting lando in that position again, bc oscar won't be around all the time. it would be lando alone a lot of the year. but i could see him reaching that mid-30's point, a WDC (or six or eight, who's to say) under his belt, and deciding... yeah. he'd like a baby, maybe. and emma would be like 15-16 by then, so she's more independent, and it just feels like the right time.

i have about eight side/spin-off/future fics in mind for this universe that may or may not fully form themselves in the future, but this second child concept is like top-five in that category, which is why i have pretty cohesive thoughts on it LOL. i think emma would be such a good big sister, too, and i have this whole lando and osc convo with her sitting in my brain where they talk through their decision and make sure she doesn't think it's because she's not enough for them, etc. interesting future sibling dynamics too where emma was around for the whole relationship, the wedding, vaguely remembers times when it was just her and lando, has CLEAR memories of oscar racing and winning and their family being around the paddock. and considers oscar her parent for sure, but definitely still thinks of lando differently than osc. and then the second baby would just... not have any of that? they'd always know oscar and lando as equal parents who are always around. and em as their very cool older sister who comes home from uni every summer to spoil them and tells stories of when dad and uncle max were racing drivers.

ANYWAY. yeah. thank you 🫡

[lucithornz]

Update: I am hoping to have the final vampire chapter out within the next 7 days.

It's taken a while but I can say this is worth the wait. Writing this one was just logistical tricky for no real reason #writerproblems But I am actually really happy with the way it's developed and it's some of my best nsfw work so there's that

[girljeremystrong]

gonna catch a quick nap 2 avoid having to form thoughts

[lullabadbye]

one hour left until the last game of the season 🤕 thanks to all the lbs that were so welcoming during playoffs, I may end up expanding my teams to include more in the regular season because I had so much fun

[lasshoe]

oh i’ll delete hinge for real this time bc what and also huh

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[flyingfish-in-a-boat]

This is literally Nico hearing Lewis' breathing after he got pole in quali (hungary 2023 i think) and going "wow listen to his breathing I don't think Lewis took a breath that whole lap" and literally like 5 minutes later (might be lying abt the time) Lewis in an interview was like "yeah I think I held my breath that whole time"

Nico Rosberg is literally holding an Apollo ball but it’s tuned only to Lewis Hamilton

That man can tell Lewis is braking too late in that specific corner before it happens and almost psychically scrape information off a replay (“10 metres, and the brake balance is too far forward, he lost at least 4 tenths in that corner”)

His brain runs on Lewis Hamilton’s frequency and only Lewis Hamilton’s frequency

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

[bruciemilf]

Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—

[mroddmod]

they are like puppies. 2 me

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly