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sales really aren't saling anymore. like besides the fact that everything is more expensive, so at best sales prices just bring you back to how much something cost like... last year--
i feel like actual, real sales are gone. i still remember when "bogo" meant buy one get one FREE not buy one get one 50% off. shit is now like buy FOUR get one free. like that is not a sale. that translates to just saying "buy five and we'll take 20% off." that's just bulk buying. that's a costco trip. that's overconsumption and hoarding.
even clearance sales are like "yeah, we've been trying to sell this shirt for like three months and no one wants it... still can't go lower than 40% off" like PLEASE kill yourself
#the only things that TRULY truly go on sale are like#nearly expired food#or dvds from 2007#like...............#anyways throwing this post into a queue#cause i'ev posted too much today#lets see how many weeks it takes for this to post
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the 'kiss bad' discussions of the first few days after s2 dropped were so funny because people were really claiming that david tennant and michael sheen of all actors don't know how to kiss men
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given how young idols are being debuted, they literally want teenagers to sign their lives over to them
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stomping through cities like godzilla after seeing these pics
#like...............#btw i drafted like four different captions but they were all too graphic i had to restrain myself#serge gnabry
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this person just gets it
#matt.txt#LIKE...............#<- if i didn't have my silly fictional characters and silly friends in my phone i would be LONG gone
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sometimes i want to curl up into a ball and become as small as a toddler and just lose my shit (in a good way)
#🐬#LIKE...............#small things would seem big and big things would seem even bigger#PLUS people can easily hold you with 0 effort#i'm 5'10 and stomping my fuckIN FEEEEET#like i don't want this kind of thing for weird gross reasons#it's purely a result from missing the feeling of kicking my feet when my bed was cozy when i was little#but when i was little i couldn't really talk for shite so one of my older sisters had to translate for me often#literally even at 6 years old#this is wHY i have such a hard time identifying if a kid is 3 or 6 or 10 years old#i can't even remember how old i was in most of my memories when i was younger#i usually just give a bigass range of 5-12 but you and i both know that it all kind of blurs together and then i remember that i'm#almost 24 years old but it doesn't feel like i experienced much even though i've been alive for almost 24 years gsdfkbjkbdsfgj
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I'm over the whole I was born in the wrong decade or whatever but I'm pissed I can never experience David Bowie performing Moonage Daydream
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the transition im crying
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
#king charles#king charles iii#king edward#king edward viii#march 25#the royal leech#royal family#britain#lmao#like to charge#reblog to cast
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me?#you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares?#please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something#ao3
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
#socialist#socialism#communism#anti capitalism#the belief that we won’t work under capitalism genuinely makes me so mad#like#you realize the goal of social reform is to abolish imperialism right?#there won’t be good just showing up out of nowhere without slavery and/or imperialism
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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