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How I be dressed getting called sir at best buy
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Wow the homophobes are popping off huh
I also outlined the ways that the show was in fact profitable on the post? So like. Fuck you?
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The lack of Darkolai fics is criminal. Like. What. Those dudes should kiss (for Ravka)
#theres only like 3 fics that are finished / ongoing#and a little over 100 total#like... what#where are they#darkolai#the darkling#nikolai lanstov#grishaverse
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I desperately want to know why did this guy buy ten bottles of the cheapest one litre vinegar
#tonhal pofázik#was he doing vinegar supply run for the whole block?#he hates buying vinegar so he went and supplied himself for life?#is he doing pickled stuff?#like... what
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The lack of Jay Merterns appreciation is unacceptable
#his tag is so small#i mean i understand simping over tumblr sexyman winter king#but like... jay#t-boy swag who pulled a baddie in just two sentences#then exposing himself ready to die to prove his love#like... what#where's the love#adventure time#fionna and cake#jay mertens
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just saw someone arguing black and blue that Catholicism is not true Christianity?? Did not realise that this is a thing that people actually think
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Of all the ways I imagined The Three Musketeers novel to end, a paragraph about the fate of Monsieur Bonacieux was not one of them ??????
#the three musketeers#alexandre dumas#I laughed#like... what#I guess I was expecting the last paragraph to be about d'artagnan#or idk a paragraph about the merits of courage and loyalty or something#or someone yelling all for one and one for all#not a mysterious allusion to the fate of a side character who did basically nothing in the last half of the book
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OC is apparently in the Callis Family now? Lol how mad are y'all
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The hand thing is fucking sad what the fuck
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why is every social media site actively trying to make itself unusable recently
#like... what#i understand that corporations don't care about their user base and want to make things profitable but if you have no user base then#who are you even gonna sell it to...??????#im so sick of this lmao#it feels so hopeless and desolate when the internet used to be the only way i could connect with people and make friends like...#but in the present it feels like they're removing the features that let us connect with each other one by one#:/#i have so much i could rant about regarding this topic but it probably isn't very appropriate for this account lol#kerfuffle rambles…
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Watching For Him is just waiting for the writers to get to the point and then it never comes. I've been here for 11 episodes and I still don't know what this show is about. Why did this show get made? What story are they attempting to tell? The main mystery driving what I, as a viewer, believed the plot would hinge around got dragged out and settled in the first half, only to reveal there was no plot to begin with. Why are we here!!!
#and then they thought it was a good idea to shoehorn in a THIRD side pairing#at the end of the show#for a character we've all been told to hate on sight this whole time#like... what#for him the series
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how on earth do u draw henrys hair.
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I remember I always used to read your work and I’ve recently read some of your new work! Haha still good asf
Aww, thank you! Yep, I'm still here, still clowning. Welcome back! 😁
#my masterlist is still messy as ever so apologies for that lol#most of what i write is also on ao3 so it's a little bit more organized there if you're interested in catching up more 😅#can you believe I've been writing for nearly 3 years now?#like... what#ask#lavenderx0#kh4f writing
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
#and by 'everyone' i mean me. im just hoping other people relate lmao#someone asks me about a thing i like and im just like h..................#been thinking about The Character for a solid 6 months+ and let me tell you. expldoeing soon#this is about ffxv btw . how am i supposed to say how much it lives in my brain . i cant think#text#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k#great googly moogly#30k#40k#50k#60k#boooy what da heeel#70k#80k#90k#will this be my first ever post to hit 100k... it remains to be seen#good lord. we did it#100k
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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