#like. fuckin downgrade LMAO

[traggalicious]

POV: ur the only golden guard with actual confidence (but it makes you a bitch)

[goldenpinof]

lmao now someone at tm has said the vip is cancelled which is clearly some poor customer service person who’s uninformed. this whole thing is a fucking disaster like could not be worse i fear. the venue said ticketmaster will give refunds for a portion of the ticket to get it back down to ga pricing and will communicate that soon. seems reliable but who knows. my hope is that at the least, everyone in this position is given silver vip perks for free so they at least get to interact with dnp and get the merch. it’ll never be a perfect solution bc dnp can only meet so many people but it’s the LEAST they can do even if it wasnt their fault tm fucked up so so badly

i have so many things to say about it but i'll try not to. Seattle, y'all.

i've seen two emails from the Ticketmaster manager and the venue's manager that say, "the VIP portion of the event has been cancelled" and "the VIP package portion of these orders will be cancelled". and the 1st one is probably just bad wording. which is confusing, but it's great that we have the 2nd email. there's also information about Silver VIPs having the same problem. which just says that Gold VIPs aren't gonna be downgraded to Silver. although, i don't see why.

because realistically, Ticketmaster can talk to dnp (not even to the venue, UTA or AEG, or their managers, dnp directly. if these 3 organizations + dnp IT managers can't come to a conclusion that every party is gonna be okay with) and try to solve this problem with them. Ticketmaster can't give us what we want themselves, but dnp surely can. and that is - at least Silver VIPs with preshow and VIP merch bundles. like, they are physically able to do this. it doesn't matter if there are 100 people at the preshow or 150 (edit: it would likely be 350 instead of 100. everything else still stands. making extra 300 VIP merch bundles is possible). they are all gonna be sitting there listening to dnp yap for 30-ish mins anyway. i understand why dnp can't make a pool of Gold VIPs bigger only because Ticketmaster fucked up. meeting people in person takes time and energy, even if in theory that could be done (a 2-hour meet and greet lmao), it would be harder for everyone involved. but Silver VIPs don't require anything extra from dnp or the venue. they are gonna be on stage anyway, so who the fuck cares if it's a little bit more people than they planned. these 2 added USA shows weren't planned either, and now they are making extra VIP bundles for them. so even that is not a problem. and before someone says, "safety issues and security", hire more people for 3 hours.

you know where i'm getting? it's a solvable problem, but only dnp can put pressure on the companies involved to solve it. if they only cared. because of course, AEG and the venue are gonna tell Ticketmaster to just quietly solve it themselves the way they can. but the thing is, they can't do it without upsetting dozens of people who were told they would meet dnp, get to the preshow, and have VIP merch. and now they don't get any of it at all. you see how fucked up the communication is and how easily Ticketmaster, dnp and us could meet in the middle with Silver VIPs? not even for free. "my hope is that at the least, everyone in this position is given silver vip perks for free so they at least get to interact with dnp and get the merch" i get why that would be very cool, but i don't think making it free has to be an option. downgrading Gold VIPs to Silver VIPs, and refunding only the m&g part would be more than enough. but they are not gonna fucking do it!!!! because communication is so freaking hard for companies and some people, that they rather die than propose a compromise and meet in the middle to solve a huge problem, if you ask me.

i'm not angry at dnp, btw. it should be Ticketmaster screaming, crying, throwing up trying to contact anyone they can to reach dnp, and solve this problem. oh, and there are commissions and shit, so Ticketmaster should be fined for this (and i fucking hope they are).

@danielhowell @amazingphil twitter is tagging you like crazy. i guess it's not enough.

[duhragonball]

What do you think of the Saiyan's overall redesign in the DBS Broly Movie? Personally, I didn't like how they really stuck to that, "All Saiyans have black hair," thing. I thought the original King Vegeta and Saiyans surrounding him looked more interesting in DBZ. They even had a blonde guy when KV blew up those planets lmao (if only they knew)

I know the guy your talking about. He's from the flashback montage right before Vegeta dies.

Of course, his pal over there is rocking an SSJ4 Gingergeta look too, so this shot is pretty wild for a bunch of reasons. And then King Vegeta raises his hand and blows up three planets, including the one they're standing on, so I don't know what to make of that.

Anyway, as far as the hair color goes, the black-hair-only rule came from the scene where Vegeta disputes Trunks' claim to be a Saiyan, so the rule didn't exist back when DBZ Episode 86 was made. We can still interpret this in a few ways.

Vegeta was just stone cold wrong. I say this a lot, but it bears repeating: Most of what we know about Saiyans comes from Vegeta, but he's not an infallible source. There's bound to be things he doesn't know or couldn't know, and he probably still clings to a lot of propaganda fed to him in his youth.

The flashbacks aren't meant to be taken literally, and this could just be a coloring error in an otherwise consistent portrayal of the Saiyans.

The blonde guy could be a half-Saiyan like Trunks.

The blonde guy just likes to bleache his hair.

He's got some kind of medical condition that discolors his hair

Nonetheless, once Toriyama laid down the black hair rule, it appears to have been followed pretty closely, except...

Nion, one of the scientists in the nursery in DBS: Broly, has dark blue hair. Maybe indigo? You get the idea. I don't think this is a trick of the light, either, since King Vegeta's in this scene, and his hair looks black. Nion clearly has a different hair color.

At first, I wondered if this meant she wasn't a Saiyan. Nion doesn't appear to have a tail either, and her uniform is too form-fitting for her to stuff it inside her clothes like her robed co-workers. But by all accounts, she seems to be a Saiyan character, and it makes sense. She speaks rather hopefully of Broly possibly becoming the next Super Saiyan, and one of Frieza's bootlicks wouldn't be nearly so enthusiastic when speaking of such a thing.

So what's up with Nion? Well, it's probably the same story as that blonde guy from DBZ 86. She colors her hair, or she's got some alien ancestry, or maybe there's more to Saiyans than Vegeta knew. My guess is that the movie was trying to show that there's a particular fashion among Saiyan scientists. The men in this scene all had very short, more "conventional haircuts". They also wore long choir robes. Nion has a different look, but there's like nine other women in the nursery with the exact same style, suggesting that they all wear that look to signify their profession. So maybe the blue hair is part of that, or Nion picked it up while she was at space college or something.

So from a hair standpoint, I think they just kind of ended up back where they started. Pure-blooded Saiyans may all start with black hair, and most of them stay that way, but a few Saiyans seem to develop an interest in coloring their hair for cosmetic reasons.

No, the main change I noticed from the Broly movie was that most of the Saiyan uniforms we saw were black and/or blue, which is kind of a shame, because I liked the various colors used in DBZ. Bardock had his green and black armor, Fasha/Seripa had pink, Towa had Carolina Tarheel blue, and so on. The movie also did Paragus dirty, because Paragus looked like the fuckin' man in Movie 8, and his DBS looks were all a downgrade.

At least Gine got pink wristbands and sort of a dark teal outfit. That might be closer to green, but I can't tell. Anyway, I get it, they're uniforms. The whole point is that everyone looks the same. Still, I liked the idea that someone could requisition a hot pink and lime green armor and it was totally cool.

Ultimately, flashback scenes like these don't carry that much weight, since they're always susceptible to another retcon. One of these years, they'll do some "Andor"-style series about the Saiyan/Tuffle War, and we'll see a whole other depiction of Saiyans that will turn all of this on its ear, and I'll probably be coming up with some other rationale to make it all fit together.

Mostly, I'm just glad we got a peek into Saiyan culture beyond the front-line warriors in the DBZ flashbacks. Nion and her colleagues raise more questions than answers, but I'm still grateful for the questions. I think fans have postulated characters like Beetz and Gine for a long time, and the movie confirms that there was definitely more to Saiyan society than fighting.

[warofchanges]

Drabble prompt: B insinuates L had a type (smart twinky Japanese murderers) and that Light was a major downgrade. Light is mortified by the insinuation but also can't help but insist that he would've been a major upgrade compared to B. LMAO

As the day wore on, the heat climbed higher, even higher, for a mid-summer day. Rivulets of sweat slid down his forehead, his shirt soaked and oppressively clinging to his back. Light felt the cotton stretching uncomfortably against his skin as he leaned against the wooden counter, seeking relief in the shadows of the empty pub and the cold glass of whiskey in his hand.

The sweet buzz of the fan with the jingle-jangle of bottles shifting order on the shelves would lull even a workaholic God… He could ask for more minutes of rest, but the sudden slam of the door opening didn't agree, apparently.

"Hello there, Yagami."

Light knew Beyond was there before the man talked. With eyes closed, sipping his drink in total peace, his ears well-captured the agonizing sounds of heels stomping on the floor and fingers drumming against the counter saying in Morse code ─ 'Hello God of the assholes'.

"Beyond." Light had the decency to say before gesturing for another drink. "What brings you here?"

"Gossiping. Well─ it's likely to become the talk of the town soon." Beyond poured himself a drink from a bottle, grinning in Light's direction. Who was still pretending he didn't exist ─ too bad, he would get the long-awaited attention within seconds. "Good ol' L really like murders. And murderers. To L─ being in direct contact with a killer felt like bathing in blood during a carnage. The benefits of walking barefoot in the hot fluids, viscera squishing under the soles, you know, that subtle rolling massage that makes your skin crawl and de-stress from all the tension… Aaah."

Beyond gulped down the alcohol, cheeks flushing with loving memories.

"Nah, killer Gods cannot know. They just hold their fingers like this," He turned towards Light, fingers aiming at his head like a gun. "And, puff, he's deaaaad! Deader than dead! HA HA HA."

Light huffed in silence, forehead sinking against his glass as he counted down to ten to refrain his venom ─ was it worth killing this man with his bare hands? "Beyond. Get to the point."

"L fell on disgrace liking Kira." The lonely audience of Light and the barman was enough for the sociopath to jump on the counter and walk down his catwalk, dripping alcohol at every step by swinging the bottle with only him would define elegant energy. "I don't really understand what he found in a kid playing God with a damn pen and a notebook, doing all the pfewh pfewh in the obscurity of his cute little bedroom─" Heels planted in front Light, Beyond crouched down to observe the man who stole L's attention from him. "And jerking off on an L scribbled on a piece of paper like 'Oh captain, oh my captain L, roses are red! Violets are blue! But the world is not the same without y─'"

"Excuse me?!"

Light stared back angrily, cheeks flushing─ certainly not because of the heat wave or the alcohol in his veins. His intention to ignore B's insinuations crashed to pieces the moment he spat back his retort. "Then, I guess L wasn't fond of sociopath killers who even failed at setting themselves on fire!"

The answer was yes ─ yes, he would kill this man with his bare hands right now.

"You don't see the poetic in the scorching fire of a suicide murder!" "Accept the fact he liked me more than you!" "Your hands have no knowledge of the ecstasy of disembowelment! Oh L, if you only let me show you─" "Your worm-shaped brain cells coming back to the underground? Oh, I am sure he would love that." "You're unworthy of his attention, little illusion of a God." "Worthier than you, asshole─"

───

"STOP!" Mello roared from his director's chair, throwing away the script that Beyond and Light weren't following ─ obviously. "STOP, FUCKIN' STOP YOU TWO! "

Matt rolled his eyes as it was already the twenty-ninth failed attempt at shooting the same scene ─ he had told Mello from the start that it was a bad idea involving both Beyond and Kira in a memorial documentary of L.

[empty-pizza]

thoughts on harrow the ninth chapter thirty

lmao they got drunk. that's a good idea; i should get drunk.

like ianthe, i enjoy the chaos of this.

damn mercy has downgraded harrow all the way to three years old. this means something will change soon. we won't be spending time with her in the same way for too long. because there's little further for this joke to go.

if god makes a successful your mom joke at you then what do you even do. where do you go from that.

oh

oh

well that's where you can go from that

they fuckin

[themagnificentmags]

Some mid-act 3 baldur's thoughts since I'm the furthest of my friends and I gotta yell into the void somewhere

So far I haven't run into massive bugs/performance issues despite the complaints, so that's nice. Likely in part due to the fact that I rest really aggressively now, after missing an unknown number of scenes by resting like once before clearing the goblin camp act 1 was accidentally a self-imposed marathon lmao

Bringing Halsin along has been an unexpected source of character development. I feel kind of bad now as the Baldurian hoping to show mr. natureguy the sights around the city and instead finding him a mirror reflecting the city's deep problems back at me. Like I can talk big about making things better, but I feel that sense of doing something on a whim that ended up cruel.

Astarion has been the only act 1 companion I haven't gotten to high approval. I haven't gone and dealt with Cazador yet (but believe me that bitch has been on my assassination list since Astarion first told me about him) and I've been a real wet blanket towards Astarion about biting and tadpoles, so it's not a surprise. But I got a line from him when I told the truth about Cazador's rite to his spawn-siblings, something like "I can't be the [good] person you want me to be" and LISTEN that's some good shit. Next playthrough you are gonna get BEFRIENDED buddy.

It's interesting that Shadowheart's "I can fix her" path and Wyll's "pact-breaker" path both end in the same dilemma and I pushed them to make the same choice (not willing to trade their freedom for their parent's life/lives). I've been RPing as having a very hard line "absolutely not" stance on the various mind flayer/devil/other evil entities, a kind of "gnaw your own leg off to escape the trap" desperation that has been fun to stick to.

Related, but Raphael is an incredible devil, like holy shit that guy's got the menace and the little voice in the back of your head that says "well......... you know, he's got a point?"

The Emperor............. he got me GOOD.

So first of all, I don't know how much reactivity the dreams/dream sequences have to your choices. For me it went dream 1 (do tadpoles because it'll make you powerful), dream 2 (do tadpoles because it's your best bet to stop the absolute), dream 3 (I'm trying really hard protecting you from the absolute), creche visit

I went from paranoid and contrary for the first two dreams (and herding cats trying to keep the party presenting a united "no tadpoles" front, lmao), then dream three absolutely sucker punched me (the casual clothing rather than armor! he shut up about the tadpoles! the vulnerability! I Am Not Immune To Sad Boy)

So that, plus establishing that the dream visitor was from the artifact rather than a figment generated by my tadpole, meant that I went into the astral prism expecting and willing to fight him, but with enough doubt that kneeling and offering me his sword was enough to sway me.

So I downgraded the threat level from "this is a mind flayer manipulation and must be opposed at all costs" to "ally with questionable prioritization"

I also predicted around this point that he was Orpheus

lol

So then, of course, I'm feeling like a dipshit that I let my guard down and OF COURSE it was a mind flayer all along. At this point I'm gritting my teeth, playing nice, and planning to free Orpheus after the Absolute is dead. TBD on whether I'll let the Emperor live.

Also apparently being polite and not deliberately inflammatory is enough to make a mind flayer hit on you, go fuckin figure

My pettiest complaint is that I got quite fond of the dream visitor's disguise voice and now that's gone forever. RIP.

[twildflower]

watching build fighters oh my fucking god i love my boys so much

fucnin yapping again guys i think i might have adhd

why the hell do i keep saying guys. i nedd hep i need to be killed

i miss them so much theyre so silly i am sooooooo ajhdgfshfga this is so much nostalgia im aghgfhgsgkjfhakfhajkhdsjh and just episode one too i cant think how hype id get watching finale itll be so fucking awesome I LOVEEEE BUILD FIGHTER my fav gundam show.... mercury is second i guess i only watched mercury and i think its iron blood or whatever its called in eng im not even sure if its gundam lol but anyway i love sei and reiji theyre actually sooo damn <3333 i think they were the first two guys i ship together bc theyre actually so gay even tho reiji has a gf or whatever its like one of the first pieces of media i consumed and didnt just like whichever main ship the plot has... yea iirc. i think theres mainly only jp twinkle n shugo chara before build fighters but then i went back to main ship in pokemon xy and macross delta lmao... shits awesome tho i think im cool and like whatever i like i love sei so much hes so adorable and reiji is so cool and theyre blue and red theyre so made for each other like ahhghdgfsjgfhsgfisgfjgfjdghsuifguiwdg i think i mightve gave myself way too much adraline its fuckin 430 am and i wanted to cut my hair a bit tmr agh damn. i guess i could stay up the night and binge....hehe....... was watching horizons too i love horizons a lot i really dont mind ash not being protag anymore but the fact that they ended with him looking like a fuckin ugly ass idiot that looks even worse than gen 1 ash tho..... i have beef with only that fact bc like fuck you man i hate whoever the fuck made that artstyle after xyz with a passion i think tney deserve to go to hell. the fact that its a downgrade from gen1 is crazy. i dont hate that artsyle but i hate the way ash is drawn in that artysle like most other people look okay but the past travel companions and ash look fucking shit and i think theyre doing it on purpose and i fucking HATE THEM

ermm back to gunpla hehe its 6 am im so tired im gonna sleep em anyway i love them soso much damn id so build a gunpla of their moedel in the episdoe.... yknow my dad used to record the edpisodes when they played on tv and idk was it a bug or there wasnt enough space anymore so he deleted all the episodes excepgt the las one or maybe seocnd last im not sure but anyway we kept rewatching it every now and then and go feral over how awesone it was it was the best endin episode i wached when i was a kid like shugo chara i didnt watch or they didnt play till like season 2/3 i think the wedding dress end and all that shit was crazy but the only other thing i watched was jewelpet and it was like not as crazy as this one i like it alot but build fighters was a lot more visually and emotionallly stunning lollll

i think if i had to choose a best ending for all the stuff i watched itd still be xyz tbh that shit was stunning and so. urgh. my heart. i get. so much agsjhahlf. its just so good. peaked tbh. then itd probably be build fighters tbh like idk man. delta was like. cool. very cool. but like. idk. build fighters either is more nostalgic or whatever it just appeals to me more than macross. it would be third tho. i think it is. then itd be shugo and then twinkle. these are like. the main stuff i have really core memorty w lmao. yeh i uess this is it. gn im so eepy

last edit lol i didnt remember the uhhh handsome guy being just a guy that also liked gunpla a lot at the start lmaooo i just remember him being a bad guy turned good at the end w everyone to help destory the crystal........aghhhh i loveeeeee build fighters sm.....

oh yeah i guess i did watch brs too. black rock would like. hm. be at the bottom tho bc..idk. i dont have too fond memory and i like my stuff better i have my prioritys lmaooo.. hm. yeah now i really dont rmb anything i just remembered brs bc the blacckkk rockkkk shooooterrrrr is just ringing in my head its such a good song owo

[elias-code]

That's My Job - Glatt x gn!reader

~ Ask Link ~

Characters: Glatt x gn!reader, Fundy, mentioning Quackity

Summary: You haven't been back to Manburg since Schlatt died. Now that Techno's destroyed every trace of it, you've returned with Fundy to drink and mourn. Fundy leaves you to your devices and Glatt ends up waking you up, taking care of you, and confessing...

Warnings: lots of cursing, heavy drinking, death, mourning

------ sorry it's so angsty lmao I just love torturing myself :) ------

Ever since Schlatt suffered his massive heart attack at the end of his presidential term, you’ve been wandering the SMP. You’d gotten close to him during his campaign trail, eventually helping him do paperwork, or rather, you did it all for him. You hadn’t been back to Manburg since his death, but now that it was gone, completely gone, you decided it was time to return.

It was a crater. Nothing was left. The office building was gone, the festival grounds were gone, and even the presidential podium was gone. Now, glass covered the crater, giving you the full view of what you had been most afraid of. It made you sick to look at it, bringing up memories from the election.

The worst part of it was that he was gone. Everything in Manburg that reminded you of him was gone, even his friends were gone. The group split shortly after he died, giving up on the decimated country. He was the only thing keeping them together. For better or for worse.

“Hey, Fundy,” You said, stuffing your hands in your pockets. He'd offered to come with you, knowing just how hard it was to be back there.

"Hey, it's nice to see you again," He carried a bottle in his hand and offered it to you. He'd already popped it open and taken a sip of it. "It's a bit strong, but you might need it."

"Thanks," You took it readily, not bothering to read the label before you took a swig. The liquid hit your tongue and burned as it went down. You coughed, spitting the remaining drink on the ground, "What the hell is this stuff?!"

Fundy was practically on the ground laughing. Your tongue and throat still burned from the alcohol and you rotated the bottle to read the label.

Fundy™ Vodka, (98% alcohol)

"Are you trying to kill me Fundy? This shit is ninety-eight percent alcohol?! How did you manage that?" he continued laughing at you as your face burned from embarrassment.

"It's a trade secret," he chuckled, "The people in Las Nevadas really love it," he shrugged.

"How are they all not dead?"

"Don't ask me," He said, "I'm just their dealer. Quackity buys in bulk."

For a moment, it was as if Schlatt never died. You laughed with Fundy for a bit, drank, and reminisced. It was like old times, the hay day, but every time you looked around, you were painfully reminded of the past.

"Hey, I wanted to show you something." Fundy stood, offering you a hand. You were both buzzed already. Each sip of the vodka went down like two shots and you'd gotten a decent way down the bottle by now.

"I'm happy to stay anywhere other than here," You took his hand and gestured around at the crater, "This place sucks." You swallowed a lump in your throat and followed Fundy off the path.

You looked down as you walked. You didn't want to be reminded of him any more than you had to. The people here were moving on from it all already. To be fair, it had been a while, but you'd been closer to him than anyone else, even closer than Quackity.

"Here," He stopped and pointed at the clump stones in front of him. He sat down on the bench as he had done many times before, letting you inspect your surroundings.

"What is this?"

"It's a shrine thing I made," He said sadly, "A long time ago. I haven't been here in a long time, so I refreshed the flowers a bit for you."

The cobblestones were unmarked, put in a rough pile surrounded by oxeye daisies and dandelions. To any passer-by, it was just a pile of rocks. To you and Fundy, it was Schlatt's grave.

Of course, he wasn't buried there. He'd been buried in a nice grave surrounded by gold and diamonds, but it had been griefed so many times that it wasn't worth visiting anymore. Instead of being reminded of him, you were reminded of how many people hated him. Here, it was much quieter.

"Thoughts?" Fundy asked, passing you the bottle as you sat with him.

"It's not bad," You took a swig, used to the taste by now, "I can't help but think that it's painfully accurate that we're getting drunk at his grave."

Fundy laughed briefly, eventually letting the blanket of silence fall over you. The lump in your throat rose once more and you swallowed it with another sip. This must be what he felt like at the end. Drinking to forget, shoving his problems down as far as he could with each drink until, one day, his heart couldn't take it anymore.

"You ok?" Fundy asked, concerned.

"Huh? Yeah," You stared blankly at the stone pile, "Just thinking."

"You're crying," He said.

You touched your cheek and found it wet with tears. You hadn't cried since the day he died, the day you left.

"Do you..." He sighed, "Want some time alone?"

You hesitated. "Yeah," you croaked, "as long as I get to keep the alcohol,"

"Just don't drink it all," He touched your head and walked off.

-

"Hey. Hey. Get up," You felt a finger poke your temple and you jerked awake to Schlatt's voice.

"Finally," He sighed, "What do you think you're doing on my property?"

Through your hazy vision, you saw him.

"Schlatt?" You reached your hand out towards him, but you felt nothing.

"Yeah, yeah," He moved out of your reach, "Hands off, kid."

You rubbed your eyes and squinted, there's no fuckin' way...

"What the hell?" You spat, "Is this a fever dream or some shit?"

In front of you was Schlatt, or a paler blue version of him. He was holding the bottle of vodka, reading the label.

"Oh so Fundy's got a damn business now, does he?"

"Whoa whoa whoa," You ignored him, "Schlatt?! You're alive??"

"Calm down," He rolled his eyes at you, "haven't you ever seen a ghost before?"

He tossed the bottle back to you but you fumbled it and it shattered on the ground.

"Shit!" The bottle broke into sharp, jagged pieces. No vodka came out of the bottle, it was empty.

"You're still a terrible catch, good to know," He sat beside you, walking through the glass. You realised with a start, He's translucent...

You woke up fully, putting your hands on your face and shaking your head. Your brain rattled around in your skull, giving you a painful migraine. The bottle was empty... how much did I drink? Your memory from the past few hours was more or less blank, only the occasional flash of sunset or Fundy was left.

"You're drunk as fuck, you know that?" He said, sitting judgingly.

"What?" I must be if he's here, "Are you even real?"

"Yeah," He sounded offended, "Look at me! What do you mean am I real?"

You laughed, now convinced you were out of your mind. "How was I supposed to know?"

He furrowed his eyebrows at you, evaluating your mental state. "That stuff will kill you." He said, genuinely concerned.

"Oh, and you'd know all about that, Schlatt," You spat, "As if I hadn't warned you a thousand times,"

He leaned back, "Says the person who left the country the moment I died,"

This sent you over the edge and you started sobbing. You put your hands to your face, practically screaming into them. You refused to deal with these emotions for so long, and in some cruel twist of fate, you'd become the thing you hated the most. You'd done the thing you warned Schlatt about countless times. It finally came back to bite you in the ass.

"Sorry, I-" He started, putting his hand on your back. He didn't know what to say, he wasn't the best at comfort, "I've missed you,"

Your sobbing calmed down slightly, downgrading to crying. The tears stung your eyes and your throat burned, partly from the drink, partly from the stress you were releasing.

"C'mon, let's get you cleaned up," He said, standing to lead you down the path. You followed, stumbling slightly as the drink caught up to your balance. Just before you fell, he caught you and slung your arm around his shoulder, practically carrying you.

"Man, I was hoping you'd be in better shape the first time I saw you."

"What do you mean?" You mumbled, leaning on him heavily.

"I mean I haven't seen you in so long," He bit his lip, "I was starting to think you'd never come back. Then I saw you with Fundy, drunk as a skunk, sleeping on my bench. Not what I'd say was a good first impression. In such a long time, I mean."

"Yeah, but you're... dead."

"So? What is that supposed to mean?"

"It means you died. You had a fucking heart attack, alright? We mourned for you, I mourned for you. I ran away because I couldn't bear to look at them. Those people who said they were your friends. They took different sides. They gave up on you. In a way, I guess I did too, just because I had to."

He grits his teeth but kept walking. "I was just as disappointed in them as you, kid."

You'd reached the end of the path. He looked around quickly and opened the door. You recognized it as Fundy's house. It was vacant, Fundy was nowhere in sight. Schlatt laid you down on his bed, leaving to get a washcloth and a glass of water.

"Sit up," He said, pushing the glass into your hand.

You grabbed it readily and took a swig, dehydrated from the tears you'd shed. As you drank, he put the damp washcloth to your forehead and neck, trying his best to sober you up a bit.

"You're on fire." He said, frowning at you. "Your face is all red. How much of that stuff did you drink?"

"The whole bottle," You muttered.

"And you're still alive?" He laughed.

"I'd ask Quackity the same thing,"

"What does this have to do with Quackity?"

"Fundy's selling it to Las Nevadas, I guess." You shrugged and he haphazardly dropped the washcloth in Fundy's cauldron.

"What?"

"Las Nevadas," You laid back down, "Quackity has a city now. Leaned into the whole gambling thing."

"Jesus, I missed a lot, haven't I?" He laid next to you, the sheets didn't move.

"I guess so." You turned to look at him. His suit was torn like he hadn't changed it since the day he died. His beard was barely shaped, his hair a mess, and his horns were as sharp as ever. He was exactly the same as he looked that day. Dishevelled and broken down.

"I mean it, I missed you." He said, "It's not like I had any paperwork to watch you do, but I wish I had."

"You watched me do that?"

"Yeah, I had to make sure you weren't stealing it or something," He excused.

You chuckled, "You never kept track of that shit, there was no way you would have known."

"Alright fine, you want me to admit it?"

"Admit what?"

"You make this... face when you work. When you're really focusing on something... It's hard to look away."

Your heart skipped. The ghost of Schlatt confessed to having a crush on you? No one would believe this, especially since you barely believed it yourself. You burst out laughing at the ridiculousness of it.

"What?!" He snapped.

You kept laughing as your head throbbed, the headache coming out in full force now, "You had a crush on me?"

He scowled, "No." He sat up and tapped his foot on the ground, "I have a crush on you."

Huh? "Even though I've been gone for months?"

"Yeah," He said, "It's not like you forget someone like that."

He sounded sad, distant almost. Like you were the ghost.

"Hey," You shuffled over to him, putting a hand on his leg, "It's super cheesy, but," You sighed, god I sound like a child, "I like you, too."

His face flushed, as much as a dead person's face could flush. "Little old dead Schlatt?"

"Yeah, why not?" You sighed, "It's been so long since I've seen you, but... I mean, why do you think I left?"

"I don't know. I thought about that a lot while you were gone."

"I left because I cared about you. It was too hard to see you in everything around me. I left to get my mind off of you because every waking moment of every goddamn day was spent thinking about you," He looked at you, poorly holding his poker face, "I only came back because everything was gone. There was nothing to come back to. Or so I thought."

"Yeah, Technoblade did that." He jeered, "Twice."

"This isn't about him," You put your head on his shoulder, "If I'd have known you were still here... I would have stayed."

"To be fair, I was stuck in... hell... for a while until I finally figured out how to get back up here," He said, "By the time I'd come back... You were long gone. Months had passed."

"It was selfish for me to leave. I'm sorry."

"No, it was shitty of me to be mad you didn't stay. You told me so many times to put down the damn bottle and yet, you stayed by my side until the end. I let you down."

"I guess we both have things to be sorry for, then." You said.

You sat in silence for a while, coming to terms with what you'd both just said. It wasn't in either of your characters to say anything like this. There were some serious feelings passing back and forth between the two of you, and nothing to prepare you for them.

"Fuck I'm gonna puke," You said.

He pulled back, "Don't do it on me, sicko, Jesus!"

You laughed, "I'm fuckin joking, relax,"

"Just..." He leaned back and grabbed a blanket to swaddle you in it, "No more drinking, no more feelings for tonight. You need to sleep, and I've got all the time in the world to watch over you."

"It sounds creepy when you put it that way," you pouted.

"I'm not gonna-" He rolled his eyes and tucked you in, "Just let me know if you need anything. We don't really need sleep with the 'eternal slumber' bullshit, ya know?"

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I don't know how to end this lmao, I hope you enjoyyyyyyed :3

[lightningmcqueenstan]

the pizza was decent icl. i trusted my brother to turn off the oven when it looked done bc i was having a shower. his idea of done is a little more on the well done side than normal. (he fuckin burnt it) but it was just about edible!! this was it before it was fucking burnt. pretend i saved a non burnt slice for you: 🍕 this was it before we started baking it btw:

australia to canada sounds like such a downgrade tbh i’m so sorry and i too have exams in 2 weeks that i’m underprepared for 😭😭😭😭 #twinning or wtver anyway. wishin you all the luck in the world for them. ik u’ll absolutely smash them. and the max pics??????? hellooo??????????? they are so pretty (alwaysss). also very sorry for only allowing a few max pics 😞 but. yk. anyway miami max slapped so hard man omg. two of my fave mv pics:

but yeah!!!!!!

question (optional): smash or pass my gf neco williams (football player for nottingham forest and the welsh nt)

anyway luv uuuu <33

ooo the pizza looks so good (pre-burning) tho i’m sure it was great even if it’s burnt lol. ur brother sounds like my dad lmao

ur gonna crush ur exams too good luck!!!

mv pics are just simply superior and smash tbh those arms alone are just 😳😳

also ur new theme slaps i love ittttt ly <3

[smashbrandiscooch]

Ellie & Her Fasination W/ Space Headcannons 🚀👩🏻‍🚀

You’ve come across a rare headcannon! It won’t show up in the fuckin’ tags and it sucks bc i really enjoyed writing this :(

SFW

Ellie loves space, it’s all very intriguing to her

It’s so open and vast, yet it’s so complicated and unknown

I think that’s why she likes it so much, it’s full of so much crazy shit that we don’t understand lmao

And there’s no such thing as zombies out in space lol

Or is there..? Lol 0_o

Ellie’s face glowing whenever she’s rambling on about space, it makes your heart melt

She’s literally a walking, talking space encyclopedia

That’s one of her nerdy ways of trying to show off lol

Expect lots of space-themed questions, she‘s very interested to learn what you think about her favorite subject

“Okay, okay..” Ellie paused as she ran her hand up and down your arm, “If you had to pick one planet to live on for the rest of your life, which one would it be?”

“Mars, obviously. It’s the only other planet that’s habitable for humans..”

“I’d most def choose Saturn, I read that scientists hypothesized that it rains diamonds.”

You climbed on top of Ellie, then you playfully punched her forearm, “Hey! Just because I don’t know that much abou-“

“No!” Ellie interrupted as she held her arms up in surrender, trying to explain herself, “It’s true! The storms eventually cause the carbon to harden while it’s raining. That’s what makes the diamonds.”

“Well no shit, look at you smarty-pants.” You smirked as you looked down at her

“Yup, it’s solely the jeans.”

You rolled your eyes then punched her arm again, “Oh shut up..”

Ellie making a date out of stargazing and pointing out constellations

Her giving you most affectionate kisses because she thinks that you look so damn pretty underneath the stars

Using the telescope that you got Ellie for her 17th birthday, and getting a closer look

Her teaching you how to tell direction by reading the stars

And she helps you memorize it by pointing out the Little & Big Dipper

Ellie also teaches you the my very execellet mother thing that Joel had taught her

But it broke your heart whenever Ellie told you that they downgraded Pluto to a dwarf-planet, it didn’t even get to revolve around the sun a full time :(

“I know!” Ellie agreed, “They’re just crushing the poor rock’s dream..”

Surprising her with space documentaries, or informational books about the final frontier

After the two of you stumble upon the Seattle Bank and clear it, you find the code for the safe and open it

“Man! If we were back in the old world, woo!” Ellie opened the duffel bag stuffed full of cash, “We’d be rich.”

“Hey, if you lived in the old world.. What would you buy with all that money?”

“I don’t know.. if I robbed a bank, and I was now a fugitive in the U.S..” You paused and looked up, “I’d probably fake my death and run away to another country.”

“Hm.. I didn’t think of it like it..” You and Ellie laughed as you both climbed on top Shimmer, “I’d buy a space shuttle.”

“Awwe, that’s right.. your astronaut thing,” You smiled as you wrapped your arms around her waist, “You know what? After you fake your death and run away to a foreign country with me, I’ll buy you the damn space shuttle.”

“You know what? That sounds like a deal.”

After trying and failing to look for gas in the synogouge, you let out a gasp out of the blue

It scared the shit out of Ellie, ngl lol

“Oh my gosh, Ellie! We could drive around on rovers!” You exclaimed

Ellie’s lips curled into a smile, “What if it was raining?”

“Um, obviously we’d be wearing spacesuits, that’d be no problem.” You answered like she should have already known lol

“Oh good grief..”

Ellie wouldn’t know what she’d do without your smart ass comments lol

Trying to find more space pins and charms for her backpack

Or surprising her with sketches/paintings of planets and galaxies if you’re artistic

Watching space flics Armageddon and Apollo 13 sent Ellie at the edge of her seat, she was so enthralled and invested

She doesn’t make you feel bad for asking questions during the movie if you’re confused about something, she loves teaching you about space

She grabs ahold of your arm and squeezes super tight during some of the more intense scenes

Her counting down until take off, bc she’s a literal child lmao

Cracking jokes with Ellie about building a rocket ship and escaping the zombie-riddened Earth

“Yup, we’d live on Mars together and build a settlement like Jackson.”

The way you said it like you guys could actually do it made Ellie laugh, “Oh yeah? How are we gonna build a settlement in space with two people?”

“Shit, I don’t know.. Maybe we’ll find alien life on Mars. We’ll use their alien tech to build some crazy-ass city.”

The corner of Ellie’s lip curled up into a smirk, “Hell, if you were there with me, I wouldn’t mind..”

[undermattsun-archive]

replies to skate rat quiz asks pt. 1

@samuslut you have been blessed by the skate rat gods above <3 but also cursed bc he’s also the worst of the worst

LMAO F IN CHAT i mean it could be worse but like it could defs be a lot better bc like,,,, skate rat

@konowhore I THINK UR ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO GET SHIKI for a hot minute no one was getting him which idk was kinda surprising to me,, but like congrats n good luck fjdhdj

@koutaroucutie mm once again it could be worse but like it could also be a lot better. aran is defs one of the better ones on the skate rat scale but a skate rats a skate rat </3

that’s a downgrade FKHDJFK look skate rat iwa is miles above mattsun but like if ur happy then gg and good fuckin luck w the walking sti

i have nothing else to say except LMAOOOOOO sucks to suck homie!!!

gjdhjd god what a stressful two to get like,,, i am so attracted to both but i also fear both,,,, smh my head

HAHA SUCKS TO FUCKING SUCK suffer baby <33

@rae0fsunshine1317 i love how distraught some people are over getting kindaichi maybe if y’all started lewding him it wouldn’t be the worst

i am looking away <3

[chuuya-s-queen]

wait do you actually dislike dazai??? if so,, can i marry you- jkjk unless anyways i literally know no one who dislikes him too like i do so??

it’s actually rlly fuckin complicated bc IDK EITHER AT THIS POINT.

I just know he pisses me off to no end and I really wanna fight him abt everything, but I do acknowledge his talents and intelligence so I can’t even downgrade him there.

basically, I would constantly bitch at him and very likely even try to kill him, but if I actually got there I probably wouldn’t do it.

wow, this is pretty much literally the definition of being frenemies LMAO—

[zanesgirlfriend]

In His Arms | Jeff Wittek

Description: The reader pulls a prank on Jeff, but he doesn’t seem to find it very funny.

Requested?: yes by anonymous : Can you make a Jeff x reader one where the reader pulls the cheating prank on Jeff for the vlog and he actually thinks it’s real so they kinda fight for a little but then it gets cute

A/N: I hope you don’t mind that I made Zane the person she cheats with!! he’s my mf baby so he’s my default person to write into parts lmao but i think he fit pretty well so anyway hope you enjoy bye!!!! also sorry its mostly dialogue oof

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“Y/n, he’s gonna flip out. Like, really flip the fuck out.” Zane’s eyes were wide as y/n finalized the plan.

“Okay, but isn’t that the point? Like, it’s a prank. He’s supposed to flip the fuck out.” She reminded Zane, who was worried about taking a beating.

“But what if he starts to beat my ass?” He was only half-joking.

“Zane, you’re my best friend. I would never let that happen.” She looked at him and almost laughed about how concerned he was for his well-being.

“Okay, bitch, but you better have my links and shit in that description box.” The two of them laughed as she set up the camera to film an intro. “Hey bitches!” Zane joked as soon as the camera was recording.

“Zane!” She laughed before doing her intro and explaining what was going on. “Zane is going to ‘accidentally’ text Jeff instead of me, roll the footage.” She pointed toward the wall as a gesture for the next clip.

“Oh, are you gonna put the texting footage right there?” Zane asked and she nodded before continuing.

“And then Jeff is going to come to Zane’s house and walk in on me pretending to cheat on him with Zane.” She finished. “And hopefully he’ll actually believe it, because logically, why would I downgrade from Jeff to Zane?” She joked and let out a belly laugh and Zane acted offended.

“Hey! I mean, you’re right, but hey!” He sacrificed himself to continue the joke, causing her to laugh even harder. “Why am I so nervous?” Zane almost whispered as the two of them crowded over his phone.

“Because it feel like you’re actually up to shit you’re not supposed to be up to.” She shivered as the nerves flowed through her. “Okay, okay type it.” She was excited and nervous all at once.

“I’m a baddie, I’m always up to shit. I think Jeff just scares me.” Zane justified himself as he typed out the message that they previously discussed.

Jeff’s not smart enough to figure it out, lol. Are you otw to my place?

“Oh, shush, he wouldn’t hurt a fly.” She muttered and pressed send. The two of them squealed like schoolgirls for a moment before Zane sent the second text.

Shit, that wasn’t for you, sorry dude.

They hovered over the phone as they awaited a response. The camera recorded them screaming as the Delivered changed to Read and the three little dots appeared.

Who was that for?

“What do I say to that?” Zane handed her the phone and she attempted to type the pre-planned response, but Jeff was faster.

And why are you tellin’ people i’m stupid? What was that about?

Jeff was pissed. His face hardened as he sat across the room from David. “What’s wrong, Jeff?” David asked as another text appeared on Jeff’s phone.

It’s nothing, sorry dude, don’t worry about it.

Something about his response didn’t seem right, and Jeff could tell something was up. “Look at what Zane just texted me.” He stood up and handed the phone to David. His face scrunched as he read the messages.

“That’s really weird.” David said and pulled out his phone.

Why’d you call Jeff stupid?

Zane and y/n freaked out when David’s text appeared. They explained that it was a prank and to just egg him on. David smiled to himself as he figured out how to add to the prank even more. He secretly turned his camera on, knowing y/n would love to have the footage.

“Is anyone you know with him? Like, do you have anyone’s location on?” He asked subtly, sending Jeff into a spiral. Jeff spent the next ten minutes going through his contacts trying to find someone near Zane’s house.

“What the fuck?” He stood up, already headed for the door.

“What happened?” David called after him, causing him to spin around abruptly.

“My fucking girlfriend is at Zane’s house!” He slammed the door behind him and attempted to call y/n. She declined his call quickly, making her look even more suspicious. The fake couple quickly set up the cameras and got into position just as Jeff was getting close.

“Act like it’s the best sex of your life!” She instructed him, barely being able to contain the laughs after saying something so ridiculous. Zane laid on the couch and faced his backyard and she climbed onto his lap. They both took their shirts off and hid everything from the waist down with the Vlouge blanket. She was comfortable being in just a bra around Zane having been his best friend for years. They contained their laughs as much as they could as Jeff knocked on the front door. It burst open and she moaned, leaning her head down onto Zane’s shoulder so Jeff wouldn’t see her smile. 

“What the fuck is goin’ on here!” Jeff screamed when he entered the living room. Y/n jumped off of Zane, feeling the adrenaline flow through her veins. She wrapped the blanket around herself and Zane pretended to pull his shorts up as he stood up, keeping the illusion that they were actually having sex.

“Nothing, fuck it’s nothing. Jeff!” Her words were jumbled as she noticed how truly angry he was.

“Nothin’? I get a weird text sayin’ how fuckin’ stupid I am, and I come over here and my girlfriend is fucking some other guy? I should’ve known you were more than best friends. Best fuckin’ friends, for sure.” He yelled and yelled, unable to control his rage at the sight of them.

“Jeff, calm down, I can explain!” Her words sounded extra dramatic and Zane just stood there, dumbfounded like he was supposed to.

“Explain what? That you tripped and just happened to land on his dick? I’m not a fuckin’ idiot, even though you clearly think I am.” His hands waved wildly as he talked. “I’m fuckin’ done, y/n. I’m out.” Jeff attempted to storm out, but Zane grabbed his arm. “Don’t fuckin’ touch me.” Jeff whipped around and pushed Zane to the ground. Y/n jumped between the boys before things got ugly.

“Whoa, whoa, it’s just a prank! It’s a prank!” Y/n pushed on Jeff’s chest. He clearly didn’t believe her. She opened her blanked, revealing her leggings still intact. “I’m not even naked. Look, there’s cameras right there, and there.” She pointed out all of the cameras they had set up and watched the layers of emotion peel off of her boyfriend’s face.

“Yeah, I don’t even have a boner, see?” Zane stood up and pointed to his crotch. Jeff looked before coming up with the only backfire he could.

“You also have a tiny dick, so we wouldn’t see it anyway.” Y/n laughed and clamped a hand over her mouth. “Can you put a fuckin’ shirt on, Jesus.” Jeff instructed his girlfriend and ran a sweaty hand through his hair. She complied and picked her shirt up off of the floor.

“Are you mad at me, baby? You gotta admit it was funny.” She finally wrapped her arms around her boyfriend and waited patiently for him to return the favor.

“You sure it was a prank?” He asked hesitantly.

“Yes, you can read the texts setting it up. Even David was in on it.” She revealed. He finally hugged her back and held her tight. He didn’t want her anywhere but in his arms.

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READ PART TWO HERE

[sadlazzle]

i fuckin hate it when ppl go on n on abt the ppl they exes r seein now like. the constant shit stream of attackin the people they’re with, it’s fuckin childish mun. ‘couldn’t trust u with ugly ppl either’ ‘lmao they downgraded’ like bitch ??? can yous move the fuck on n stop that shit like ?? ya gettin no points attackin other girls, move on hen x

[bouncyirwin]

Are u watching boruto? The recent SP fiasco of sakura fainting. And Sasuke teaching boruto on respect? I was like look at this high mighty ass teaching courtesy. Forgot that a father shouldn't leave his family for such a long period for blind hunt and fucking forgetting his own daughter face, ironical drama queen. Can somebody knock uchiha from his high horses. I think SP future dream is naruhina+sasu. Fuck sakura. Boruto is fucking spoil sport.

I actually don’t watch Boruro for the obvious reasons and SP is a piece of sexist scum. That’s all I know.

But, lmao, that does seem like a Boruto episode alright. I saw posts about Sakura fainting because ss fans were losing their shit about their otp appearing in the same frame.

Meanwhile I was fuckin angry because really? Fainting when she saw her husband? That’s pathetic they’re turning her into pre-shippuden Hinata. It’s ridiculous. It’s nothing to be happy about. It’s a female character being downgraded yet again. She’s thirty-something years old, she ain’ gonna faint at the sight of her husband.

I even heard some people are justifying it by saying Sakura is actually pregnant, which made me cry from laughter because you know, it takes two to tango, and his highness assduck uchiha is like, never around? For years? Sooo...

*sigh* I don’t like talking or thinking about Boruto. I love my babies the Ino-shika-chou new trio, what I know of their style from the one chapter of Boruto I read.

I like Sarada too from what’s been done with her in fanon versions.

But everything else? Yeah, it can go up in flames, thank you very much.

[lizzibennet]

like not to be an asshole or anything but i’m just going to assume all of you shaming this 12 yr old kid are privileged and that’s why you have such little empathy for her. because parentification is a real fucking problem that causes deep psychological trauma in kids and teens. look it up if you’ve never heard of it (or can’t relate lol)

like, not only did this 12 year old have to learn to take care of hersef (which idk bout yall but i would’ve died in like .1 seconds) but she also had to learn how to care for her little brother?? do you know how stressful that is?? parents have problems because they stress about the wellbeing of their kids, and they’re adults. bianca was a kid. it’s unfair to ask that she leaves all of her other interests and ambitions to be a parent at age fuckin twelve. she didn’t “dump” nico because she was thinking about him the entire time, as she had been for a while. if she hadn’t chosen for herself instead of for her brother this one time she would have had to care for nico as a caretaker for at least the rest of her teens. why you all think it’s a sibling’s duty to downgrade their every need to please their brother is beyond my understanding but like, idk if i should fear for u or for ur siblings lol i wooooonder if it was the other way round, if it was nico leaving bianca, if y’all would have it in so bad for her???? hmmmMm not like society thinks it’s a woman’s Duty™️ to be a mom. oops y’all

i would also like to remind you assholes that she died because she wanted to bring her little brother a present when she got back from the mission. she also cared for him even after death. she tried to stop him from summoning her and her mom because she knew holding grudges would be fatal for nico. this kid is already much wiser than you’d expect from a 12 yr old (i’m just gonna keep repeating 12 yr old in hopes it gets thru yall heads lmao) and still you wanna shame her for going for the way out of her situation.

like not to make a big deal out of everything but do you all ever think of characters as real people or are you just unempathetic with real people as well?

the percy jackson fandoms favorite game:

forgetting valuable characters exist.

todays special guest will be bianca di angelo.