#like zeus is spot on
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naturally, it is bg3 time
hera and hades, a ranger and rogue
poseidon the barbarian and demeter the druid ofc
hestia a lil wizard and zeus my beloved paladin <33
bonus zeus bc he's just. so pretty
#bg3 giving me the ability to character design the gods and getting as CLOSE as possible to how i vision them is... beautiful#like zeus is spot on#hera in my head has really great curls but none of the hair captures it very well#and hestia with gnomish features obvs isn't quite right but#anyway!!! this is their vibe thank u bg3#can you tell which of them i've done actual playthroughs with lmao#(zeus n hades my babes. i did one with hera once to try and make it an evil run but i cried and had to give up)
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*Titan War Incorrect Quote from Gravity Falls*
18yr old Zeus: *does something dorky around 21yr old Hera*
19yr old Poseidon: Somebody is in loveeee!!!
18yr old Zeus: Yeah right! I just think Hera is cool okay? Its not like I lay awake at night thinking about her!
*later that night*
18yr old Zeus, laying awake at night, thinking about her: Oh no.
Canon pretty much
#funny that their closest age gap is three years like dipper and wendy#spot on anon#zeus#hera#poseidon#greek mythology#poseidon our favorite third wheel#zeus x hera
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Zeus: infodumps about birds, order and structure and law, the "why and because" of it all, and why the clouds change
Hera: infodumps about marriage customs throughout the world, pregnancy and that whole process from conception to birth, and different types of organization
Poseidon: infodumps about fish and other marine animals, with a very specific focus on sharks
Demeter: infodumps about agriculture and trees
Hestia and Hades: listen patiently every single time, even when it's something they've already been told
#the older two definitely have special interests of some sort but i think they're much more casual with it#honestly i like to think they both have a special interest in human behaviour and society#but hestia is able to utilize it into her own behaviour better than hades lmao#she also like cooking and he likes rocks đ#also Hera's different types of organization thing is because i like to think of her as a neatfreak that needs everything in its proper place#Zeus is also that way but differently and a little more relaxed đ like if a random crayon is on the ground hes not gonna freak out#but if you put one of bird wood carvings in the wrong spot he'll get weird because um thats not the right fucking order#lmaooooo in the book i wanted to write i had this scene where hestia gives everyone handmade cups she crafted in her spare time#and hes like đŹ thank you so much for this gift sister đŹ because the cup is wrong and he is not handling it well đ#i think hades or hera recognized his stress about it and accidentally on purpose broke it for him đ#anywY!! moving on to the real tags#happy talks greek mythos#zeus#poseidon#hera#demeter#hestia#hades
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Ares: the mighty, terrifying, violent god of war
Also Ares:
#WHY IS HE SUCH A CUTE DOOFUUUUUUUUUS#i actually felt bad for him in the Secret Weapon ep. he was being such a dad to Herc. like he was genuinely nice and encouraging#legit told herc 'nah just kidding!! you're the best!!' when he missed the bow shot. that was so sweet of himđ„șđ„șđ„ș#at least before he found out that Herc was a spy and decided to execute him LMFAO but i imagine its partially because his feelies got hurt#betrayal OUGH the sport i liked and trained was actually siding with Athena >:((#he's not a popular god he probs doesnt get many youngsters that admire him and wanna train to be like him đđđ#he's the god of war he obviously doesnt think rationally. but if he gets a sweet spot for someone he cherishes them#also his facial structure keeps changing every 10 frames and it makes me wheeze#HE LOOKS LIKE A SUPER MARIO SUPER SHOW CHARACTER IN THE THIRD ONE DFJFDJKDFJK 'nice of Zeus to invite us to Olympus for dinner gay Athena'#disney hercules#ares
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NAMI NEEDS TO GO UP THERE AND FIGHT BIG MOM I AM SO SERIOUS!!! THIS IS A BATTLE FOR THE ROMANCE DOWN TRIO!! SANJI DO NOT DARE TAKE HER SPOT!!!
#big mom just giving birth here on the battlefield.....#do i comment on the incestuous relationship between clouds made of the same soul??? no?? okay...#oh jesus.... goodbye kid and killer.... nami needs to get up there and take control of zeus and i am so serious#HER SKILL IS SO POWERFUL AND SO PERFECT FOR THIS FIGHT AGAINST BIG MOM BUT BECAUSE SHE IS NOT PART OF THE STRONG TRIO SHE GETS STUCK WITH#THE B LIST VILLAINS!!!! LKKE WHY DOES SHE NEED TO FIGHT ULTI?? OKAY THAT WAS MEANINGFUL BUT THAT COULD END THERE!!!!#SANJI GO FIGHT PAGE ONE!!! SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF ULTI AND LET LUFFY ZORO AND NAMI TAKE CARE OF KAIDO AND BIG MOM!!! I AM SERIOUS!!!#big mom is inside the castle.... maybe i will get my wish granted (kinda...)#kid and nami against big mom.... maybe sanji can join... i can see it so clearly.... come on now.....#if namo knew armor haki she would have gone up there and taken zeus and dealt with prometheus and his sister wife. let the others w/ big mom#fucking hawkins... end him killer.... calling him domesticated lmao... end his pathetic ass#using conqueror's haki on the weapons..... also zoro having it too.... the flower petals symbolism..... OHHHHHHHHH#nani indeed...... BREAK THAT MACE!!!! YEAAHHH!!!! law is completely baffled#KAIDO GOT SENT BACK!!!! LETSGOOOOO AND THE OG INTRO MUSIC QUICKS IN!!!! law just saw god again....#he said fuck off i got this.... omg.... he is either gonna nearly die and doesn't want them to follow or doesn't want to worry about them#while he fights and they try to defend him.... no other explaination (apart for 4 the plot reasons)#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1028#luffy king of everything that was such a slay#they changed luffy chiquito's design....#i was gonna say luffy swimming...... but he can't yet akdhajsj#yasopp taking care of everyones children but his own...... i see how it is....#WHY WOULD SHANKS STAY IN GOA IF NOT TO TALK WITH GARP WHO LIVES THERE!!! I AM TELLING YOU SHANKS IS IN KAHOOTS WITH THE MARINES!!!!#i was thinking about shanks scar... and thought it might be from buggy with his three knives in between his fingers you know#but it is too small... like the knives would take more space.... but maybei might be reaching and it is from buggy and not like a little paw#or little hand.... however much distrubing you want to paint it....#shanks is testing little luffy's intelligence... he knows his weak spot already akdhjasj#uta calling herself a diva.... ajshaksn might this be the reason luffy was so inclined to having a musician since the start???#episode 1029#that was like a perfectly realistic relationship between an older smartass girl and a younger boy lmao it was spot on
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some of y'all never had parents who aggressively shamed you for making even a little mess or even just mere evidence of your existence and it shows
#personal#ignore me#directed at people off of tumblr#who lack literally any degree of consciousness of their own mess#never mind basic conscientiousness toward others around them#it's one thing to make a mess in your own room - your personal space where only you live and no one else usually goes#it's another thing entirely to just. drop food and trash and toys and other belongings anywhere they happen to fall out of your hands#treating the floor of communal areas like it is one massive dumpster that you live and play in#and not caring at all about the fact that such mess stresses literally everyone else in the house out#including the pets!!!!#mama cat has to wade through an ocean of toys and garbage just to get to the ONE SPOT *I* cleaned up for her to keep her new babies in!!#i am not a maid!!!!!!!!#i should not have to clean up after you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I'm gonna start charging for it i swear to motherfucking zeus#like i understand there is a gulf of difference between 'not caring about cleaning bc your parents don't care and so you were never taught'#and 'raised by an abusive parent who was a hoarder herself but god forbid her kids' rooms don't look like magazine spreads'#but there's GOT to be some fucking middle ground to be found here. meet me in the fucking middle.
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I love how the game tries to convince you that the First Warden is so unreasonable and annoying and a pisser when Rook talks to everyone like a flat earther. Like going up to your county sheriff and saying "hold all your calls. We need to focus on the real problem: Zeus and Aphrodite from Greek Mythology are in the White House and they have the nuclear missile codes" it's a wonder he didn't just kill them on the spot
#davg spoilers#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age rook#veilguard spoilers#also this is /pos rook is hilarious
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tag dump.
ANOTHER DUMB BLONDEïŒBUT WITH A BRAIN! / self.
WE GET MANI-PEDISïŒBUT WERE MADE OF MUSCLE! / about.
WE GLADLY PAY OUR DUES WITH EVERY SPRAIN & BRUISE! / abilities.
INTELLECTUAL GIRLS WHO ALSO LOVE THEIR TITTIES. / musings.
IâM SO SICK OF SEVENTEENïŒWHEREâS MY FUCKING TEENAGE DREAM? / v1.
UFO SPOTTED IN MILFORD. / v2.
WE SHINE LIKE SMALL TOWN STARS. / v3.
YOU HOLD MY DREAMSïŒKIDïŒI BURST AT THE SEAMS 'CAUSE OF YOU. / hagan & mindy.
THIRD BASE TOPS! / mindy + zach.
THE HELM OF HADES. / woody.
THE SWORD OF ZEUS. / zach. Â
THE SHIELD OF ATHENA. / hagan.
THE WINGED BOOTS OF HERMES. / hermes.
ORIGINAL CHAMPION. / adam.
INTELLECTUAL NEUROTIC. / maggie.
THAT'S ABOUT AS THRILLING AS THIS DUMBASS VILLAGE GETS! / milford
#tag dump#SHUT UP ANNA-BELLE. / ooc.#ANOTHER DUMB BLONDEïŒBUT WITH A BRAIN! / self.#WE GET MANI-PEDISïŒBUT WERE MADE OF MUSCLE! / about.#WE GLADLY PAY OUR DUES WITH EVERY SPRAIN & BRUISE! / abilities.#INTELLECTUAL GIRLS WHO ALSO LOVE THEIR TITTIES. / musings.#IâM SO SICK OF SEVENTEENïŒWHEREâS MY FUCKING TEENAGE DREAM? / v1.#UFO SPOTTED IN MILFORD. / v2.#WE SHINE LIKE SMALL TOWN STARS. / v3.#YOU HOLD MY DREAMSïŒKIDïŒI BURST AT THE SEAMS 'CAUSE OF YOU. / hagan & mindy.#THIRD BASE TOPS! / mindy + zach.#THE HELM OF HADES. / woody.#THE SWORD OF ZEUS. / zach.#THE SHIELD OF ATHENA. / hagan.#THE WINGED BOOTS OF HERMES. / hermes.#ORIGINAL CHAMPION. / adam.#INTELLECTUAL NEUROTIC. / maggie.#THAT'S ABOUT AS THRILLING AS THIS DUMBASS VILLAGE GETS! / milford.
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Marvel and Wonder Woman
@actuel-idiot is a major reason Iâm writing this! They gave me the idea so the credit goes to them.
Diana has a special relationship with Captain Marvel. Theyâre family. Technically. But theyâre family! The man has no problem treating her like one of his own, and itâs not like Diana has any of her other family in manâs world so sheâll take what she can get. The only downside is that no one knows his actual identity, including Diana. Half the people in the JL donât even believe he has one, but when Diana asked, he confirmed he did. She hoped that one day he would share his identity with her, but for the meantime, sheâd just continue to enjoy their bond.
Like, for example, Diana talks to Marvel whenever she misses Themyscira. The very first time she started missing her home was about a few weeks after the JL formed. (Marvelâs a founding member in this post)
WW: âCaptain, do you ever miss home?â
Marvel: âHm? I guess so?â *confused*
WW: âYou guess so? Do you not miss Olympus? I assume thatâs where you grew up.â
Marvel: âOh, no. Iâve never been to Olympus. If thatâs what you mean by home. It isnât.â
WW: âThen where is your home?â
Marvel: âWell, I havenât had a home in a long time. So, I canât particularly say. All I know is that I canât go back, and as the years go by, I hate to say it but I barely remember it.â He only knows what his dad looks like due to his Marvel form, and he only remembers his mom due to Maryâs form. As for what they were like? A lot of the memories are fuzzy. âSo, unfortunately⊠there isnât really much to miss.â
WW: âDo you think Iâll forget about Themyscira?â
Marvel: âI donât know. But thatâs why itâs important to make a home wherever you go. That, and if you really donât wanna forget, you can always try and find people who used to call your home theirs.â *shrugs*
WW: âI donât believe there are any other Amazonians and manâs world.â
Marvel: âWell⊠not technically.â *little smile* âYou know, a few thousand years ago I was an Amazonian at some point.â
WW: âWhatâŠ?â
Marvel: âShocking. I know.â *little laugh*
WW: âBut youâre a man?â *dumbfounded expression*
Marvel: âYeah, I know, but I wasnât always. If you want, I could tell you some stuff about the first island.â
WW: âThe first Themyscira? You were alive back then?â
Marvel: âYup.â
WW: *stares for a bit* âIâd⊠Iâd like that a lot. Please share.â
The two spend the rest of the evening talking about all the lore about Themyscira, Dianaâs mother, Dianaâs aunts, the culture back then, the dialects, and so on.
Then, there was the incident with Circe. She had cast a spell on Diana, turning her into a child. After it had happened, she left and soon a mini Diana was swarmed by the leaguers.
Marvel: âWait, so she still knows who we all are, sheâs just a little kid?â
Batman: *nods head* âCorrect.â
WW: *looking around as the other leaguers fawn over her cause sheâs adorable*
Batman: âIt also altered her mindset, making her more childish.â
WW: *spots Marvel and her eyes sparkle* âBig brother!â *runs over to Marvel and crashes into his legs hugging them*
Marvel: âWoah!â *slightly startled at her running over* âWow, Diana, youâre still so strong.â *takes on the tone he uses to talk to Darla (aka big brother/father tone) as he leans down to pick her up*
WW: *nods head* âYeah!â
Marvel: *moves to carry her like sheâs his own daughter*
The two proceed to talk about whatever as the other JL members coo at the two looking like father and daughter. Same black hair and blue eyes. Also, Zeus was gnawing at the bars of his metaphorical cage when he saw this. His daughter was too precious. As soon as the other leaguers blinked, he took little Diana and they proceeded to go fight Mr.Mind together. They then went for ice cream afterwords. Now, theyâre eating their respective cones while sitting on the edge of a building.
Marvel: âYou did such a good job, Diana. That one punch at that one robot that sent it flying into three other ones was amazing.â *smiles and ruffles Dianaâs hair*
WW: *giggles and licks ice cream* âThanks, dad.â
Marvel: *pauses mid bite of ice cream* (Yes, Iâm making Billy bite his ice cream)
WW: *doesnât even realize she said that*
Zeus: âYou⊠YOU STOLE MY DAUGHTER?!â *thunderclouds in the distance*
Billy proceeded to have to make many offerings to Zeus to make him calm down after the incident. For a week straight, he kept getting little shocks whenever he touched stuff.
#billy batson#captain marvel dc#dc captain marvel#shazam#fawcett#fawcett city#fawcett comics#diana prince#wonder woman
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Part 1
Finally finished this! I think I put way too much pressure on myself to get this just right and it gave me some major writer's block. Anyway, please enjoy!
Content: Wet dreams, Somnophilia (sort of), Identity Porn, Safe/Sane/Consensual Intimacy (through dreams), Uncomfortable Situation, Pushy/Predatory behavior (brief)
âBad dreams again?â
Drowsy and sluggish, you blink at your aunt. Sheâs as sleek and coiffed as always, pressed business attire and shiny hair. Shoulders back, spine straight. A woman people respect and heed without question.
Your motherâs voice whispers in your ear, that lovingly patronizing tone. See how professional she looks, dear? Isnât that nice?
Itâs not Aunt Katieâs fault though. She does look professional, and it is nice. It suits her.
You unstick your tongue from the roof of your mouth. âTheyâre not bad, really. Just⊠intense.â
She hums, elegant fingers tracing the edge of your borrowed desk. âThey canât be very good if theyâre keeping you up.â
Youâre tired enough that you almost correct her a second time. The problem is that the dreams are too good. You wake up panting, sweating, halfway to â well. Youâre not about to discuss the finer points of a kinky wet dream with your CIA aunt. Besides, itâs silly to get so defensive of something that affects you seemingly negatively.
âMaybe,â you reply, rubbing at your heavy eyes. It feels like youâre trying to look through clear jelly.
âWhy donât you take a break?â Aunt Kate suggests.
You frown, a pang of guilt striking your empty tummy. âNo⊠no, Iâm okay. Itâs not even lunch yet.â
She smiles at you. The same fond smile sheâs always graced you with, on holidays and birthdays, whenever she could escape the secretive walls and red tape to be with family.
âYouâre already ahead on paperwork. Youâre not a bad employee for getting a little sun.â
Your eyes flick longingly to the door.
Apparently, the government doesnât believe in things like windows or sunlight. Your little desk is at the very end of a long, half-empty hallway in the middle of a concrete cube and drowning in awful blue fluorescence. You canât even bring yourself to drag a plant to this crappy little island because youâd feel too guilty putting it through this.
âOkay⊠maybe just for a few minutes,â you allow.
Her smile widens as she nods for you to follow. âCâmon, Iâll walk you out. I think the dogs will be free for some enrichment.â
Well, that certainly gets you out of your squeaky office chair.
Honey sunlight drizzles over your neck and shoulders, dripping syrupy-slow down your spine. It diffuses through your chest, chasing away the artificial chill of the office. The sleepy haze retreats like frost melting from glass.
You sigh into the fresh air, ignoring the tang of gunpowder lingering on the breeze, and turn your face to the sun. Summer is coming to an end, the heat broken into mellower warmth. There wonât be many days like this left before autumn bites down and shakes the leaves from the trees. A shame youâll likely waste most of them in your administrative prison.Â
The dogs stretch out in the grass around you, tongues lolling and eyes bright, keeping you company. A furry bouquet of black and tan in the manicured grass, their ears and tails like stalks to strange plants.
You bury your fingers in Zeusâs coat and get a fuzzy white tummy for your efforts. Heâs a young and handsome thing, the newest addition to the K-9 unit, still a bit fluffy around the ears. You try not to think of how that will fade and harden, just like the older dogs in the unit, just like his human counterparts. Just scratch at that itchy spot by his ribs and smile when his hindleg kicks.
Friga stands and stretches on your right side, leaning her shoulder into yours. Then picks her way around the others to sniff at Zeus. Offended by her interruption, he flails onto his stomach and nips at her, one big forepaw thumping the ground.
She goads him into playtime, and you watch with the older pack members as they begin to romp. They tumble and grumble around you, heedless of bumping into any of the others. You laugh, bright and loudâ
The back of your neck tingles.
You glance around, not even sure why. Until you see a figure across the field. Heâs standing by the track where about two dozen men are jogging. Recruits, you guess. But heâs not observing them or barking orders. No, heâs clearly turned to face you. Itâs too far to make out any features, apart from what seems to be an unusual haircut.
You quickly glance away, surreptitiously trying to determine if the manâs attention was on something else that happened to be in your direction. But thereâs little else but you and the dogs in this field, the kennels noticeably off to the left.
Then again, someone sitting in the grass with half the K-9 unit is a bit unusual. Heâs probably trying to decide if itâs something that needs investigation. You hope itâs not.
Still, you canât shake the discomfiting sense that heâs looking at you.
You ignore him until itâs time for the dogs to go back - but that prickly feeling of being watched never subsides.
That night, in the guest room of your auntsâ house, the dreams take on new life.
It starts as it always does. A dark room. A lush bed. Silky sheets. Moonlight seeping through blinds like smoke. And him.
Heâs behind you. A broad body so solid youâd think he was a wall if not for the heat. Itâs so intense this time, like a wildfire raging out of control, crawling from his skin beneath yours. You sense more than feel the big hand around your jaw. Rough fingers clutch at the plush of your thigh. Hot breath fans across the back of your neck, rippling shivers down your spine.
Thereâs a voice in your ear. No words you can discern, just a thunder-deep rumble with smoky edges. Stubble scrapes the delicate skin of your neck and catches in your hair.
A thick, heavy cock is buried deep inside you, kissing the entrance to your womb. Your pussy twinges a sweet-sharp ache with each deliberate grind of his hips. Heâs spreading you open to get as deep as he can, throbbing balls pressed up tight to your sopping entrance.
Your own hands are all but useless. One twists desperately in the sheets, the other clutches at the meaty swell of his ass. Pleasure upends anything like sense or thought, even hazy dream logic. There is just this man fucking you like he owns you, two of his fingers in your drooling mouth, petting your tongue. A ring clicks against your teeth.
âFound you,â he whispers.
You jolt, eyes flying open. The powder blue ceiling of your borrowed room greets you. Youâve kicked the cotton sheets into a tangled mess around your ankles, tiny shirt ridden up your chest. Your panties are soaked.
The taste of metal lingers behind your incisors.
Itâs a busy day. For once, youâre free from the confines of your sad little nook. Aunt Kate must have taken pity on your sorry state the day before and has procured busy work. Files that need hand delivery, or physical reports for you to gather. You donât care if itâs just something to get you out of the office, you relish the stolen moments outside between buildings.
If thereâs a downside, itâs the glances you attract. Everything about you projects civilian, despite the access card prominently pinned to the lapel of your blazer. It draws curious once-overs at best and suspicious scans at worst â or speculative appreciation at the very worst. Every time a fresh-faced recruit or overly decorated middle-aged man lingers as you pass, you hear your motherâs voice again.
Donât you know what those military men are like? Practically animals. I couldnât possibly let you be exposed to them.
Itâs long ingrained to keep your eyes forward, head level, and try to keep your hips from swaying as much as possible. Youâre grateful for whatever bit of paperwork you can clutch to your chest, just to hide your figure and have something to do with your hands.
Youâre picking up some personnel files from the infirmary, smile brightly at the receptionist as she passes them over. Mallory is only a couple years older than you, and sheâs been working here a year already.
âLunch in the mess today?â she asks, spinning a pen between her fingers.
âAs if you even need to ask,â you tease. âNoon?â
âIâll meet you there.â
She blows you a kiss as you leave, counting the number of files to be sure you have them all. Your eyes skim over one of the names, a white label on the folder fin. âMacTavish, J.â in blocky typewriter font. You shuffle them back into a neat stack and pivot for Aunt Kateâs office.
Youâre not in the moonlit bedroom this time. A half-moon grins down from a starry sky, wearing smoky nebulas for lipstick. Beneath you lays cool grass and soft earth, rich and loamy in your heaving lungs. Petals blooming in the dark kiss your overheated skin, little relief for the burn in your veins.
The change in scenery is almost as dizzying as the man between your thighs. Almost.
But itâs not the dew-saturated breeze that muddles your bewildered thoughts. Itâs the hot, wet, clever tongue lavishing your drenched pussy. He licks in broad stripes from your aching hole to your throbbing clit, only ever pausing to indulge a slow suck to the bundle of nerves, before resuming that hypnotic circuit.
One thigh is hooked over a wide shoulder, your heel dug into the flexing muscles of a broad back. The other is spread by a big, calloused hand, giving him unfettered access to the softest, neediest parts of you.
You mewl desperately, hand darting down to his bobbing head. Your nails scrape shorn stubble, eliciting a gravelly groan that sends electricity up your tingling spine. Itâs nothing compared to the growl you earn when your fingers twist into the longer, soft strands at the top.
For the first time, youâre able to voice more than helpless moans and wanton whimpers.
âPlease,â you sob softly, âplease.â
You feel him smirking, a wicked curl against your fluttering cunt. Then he focuses the tip of that awful, dexterous tongue on your clit, flicking in purposeful little strokes.
M-A-
âS-so close,â you whine, hips twitching. He pins you flat, pace never faltering.
V-I-
You shudder as your pussy clenches and spasms, finally, finallyâ
You wake with a sharp sound, head spinning. Your orgasm washes away like the tide, leaving disappointment and exhaustion behind. You nearly scream into your pillow as you press your thighs together. Still half asleep, it even feels like you have beard-burn.
Youâre in line at the mess with Mallory, listening to her complain about some rude colonel that just had to share his opinion about her acrylics. She does the best impressions, and youâre grinning and laughing as the two of you shuffle through the options. Youâre reaching for a scoop of rice when the conversation behind you catches your attention.
ââcame in a couple days ago.â
âThe whole squad?â
âWith Braveheart himself.â
A snort. âYou better not let MacTavish hear you say that. Heâllââ
âHelloooo?â You blink at Mallory, who arches her brows and waves a bagel at you. âWant one?â
âOh, uh⊠sure, why not,â you answer.
âAtta girl!â she cheers, tossing it in the toaster. âCarbs for days.â
You giggle but canât help glancing behind you. The two men have already moved on though. Not that it was any of your business â or anything interesting. Youâre not sure why that caught your attention. Men are just loud, you suppose, snatching a couple to-go packets of cream cheese.
As youâre leaving the mess, you happen to glance over your shoulder. A pair of sharp blue eyes catch yours from one of the tables. A group of men, just about to sit. Mallory tugs your shirt to keep you from clipping the doorjamb and you hurry after her.
Thereâs heat at your back. Not from a body this time, but a fire burning low and hot in a hearth. No, the body is in front of you this time, filling up your watery field of vision. Peachy skin and coarse dark hair, an old scar slashing across a sharp hip, miles of lean muscle.
Not that you have much opportunity to ogle with tears blurring your sight. The fat cock bullying the back of your throat makes it hard to do anything but choke. You dig your nails into a thick thigh and pull back, writhing your tongue along a puffy vein as you go. The leaking head rests on your drenched tongue as you catch your breath. Smoke and leather and musk saturate your lungs, cloud your empty head.
He smells so good; you donât even like cigars.
A rough thumb caresses your cheek, a silent request for you to continue. You can practically feel the lust-drunk moans vibrating in his chest â so deep, theyâre barely audible over the crackling fire.
You hiccup as deep a breath as you can manage and swallow him down again. Heâs silky on your tongue, you sigh softly through your nose as the blunt head flirts with your gag reflex. You slacken your jaw despite the ache already crawling into the joint. Even then, your teeth scrape the base a bit, but that only makes him twitch against your soft palate.
âLook here, love.â
Your lashes flutter as you try to focus your gaze, scrolling your eyes up his body. Most of the details are lost either in the haze of desire or the vagary of dreams, but the blue eyes that greet you are sharper than real life.
You jolt back to consciousness with a dry cough, the scent of him still haunting your senses. You stumble to the restroom for water. Donât even realize that youâre glancing in the mirror over your shoulder, expecting someone to be there, until you realize youâre alone.
Oddly bereft, you trudge back to bed and try to focus on the clean soap smell of your auntsâ detergent.
In moments like this, itâs hard not to blame yourself.
Not because youâve done anything wrong, or even feel like you have. Itâs because the situation is so frustratingly out of your control that itâs almost easier to tell yourself that one decision or another would have avoided this outcome. A sharper response, a frown instead of a smile, a different walking route.
(Thereâs also your motherâs voice, always. Saying to be smart, to pay attention, to not âput yourselfâ in a vulnerable position. You silence that voice viciously this time.)
Still, the fact of the matter is, thereâs no personal choice you could have made to keep Corporal Callahan from cornering you in this supply closet. You just wanted a box of tissues.
âLook, I know youâre Agent Laswellâs niece, but I donât see why we canât go out because of it,â he reasons. As if thatâs the reason youâve been trying to gently dissuade his attempts.
âItâs not thatââ you begin, shifting. Heâs standing too close, but you refuse to back yourself any deeper into this tiny space. The doorway is right there, heâs just taking up all of it.
âThen just say yes,â he chuckles. His tone is all smooth and easy, meant to be charming maybe? âJust one date, thatâs all Iâm asking.â
Except youâre not asking, you think with helpless frustration. The sharp words get trapped behind your teeth, cutting up the roof of your mouth. Your heart is beating so hard and loud you can barely hear his âromanticâ overtures.
âIâm not reallyâŠâ Youâre not even sure what to say this time; youâve already told him youâre not looking to date. Heâd said some vaguely predatory line about changing your mind.
In the absence of a finished statement, Callahan takes the opportunity to continue cajoling.
âCâmon,â he sing-songs, âIâm not letting you out of there until you say yes.â
You pry your jaw open, about to agree to it just for the sake of getting free. Deal with the fallout later.
Thereâs a rush of air and suddenly the doorway is empty. You briefly see Callahan against the opposite wall, face blank in unpleasant surprise. Then a big body blocks your view of him. Broad, bunched shoulders and thick thighs. A shock of brunet hair shaved close at the sides and long at the top. Your entire body locks up.
âYou come near her again, they wonâ stop findinâ pieces of ya, aye?â A growl, low and rough, Scottish accent thick. You shiver.
Callahan stutters something, a few garbled syllables through a strained and winded voice. You think you might hear âcaptainâ in there somewhere. The bigger man shifts, you hear a muffled thump â Callahan hitting the wall again, you think. Then, with seemingly no effort, your savior tosses Callahan to the side like trash. He stumbles, catches himself.
âAway ân bile yer heid.â
Callahan flicks one last frightened glance your way then hurries off, proverbial tail tucked between his scrawny legs. You donât even watch him go, eyes glued to the strangerâs muscular back. He rolls his wide shoulders, cracks his neck, and finally turns.
Familiar blue eyes pin you in place as he steps closer. The scent of cigar smoke and leather teases your nose.
A voice youâve known for months rumbles in his chest. âFound you.â
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Pairing: Luke Castellan x Reader
Summary: You are determined to steal the title of best swordsman from Luke. You proposed a spar, which led to unsuspecting confessions and an alternate proposal/offer. (fluff, pining, playful rivals to lovers, happy ending)
Warning: some sexual innuendos but nothing explicit. Violence? (you two sparred).
Note: heâs like one of my only age appropriate crush if Iâm honest LMAO. The others are all much older đ
Word count: 4k
You wanted many things. You wanted glory, you wanted to have the highest winning streak to capture the flag, and you also wanted Lukeâs head on a stickâŠsometimes.Â
Oh yes, Luke has heard it all from your pretty mouth, and it does not get less amusing every time. In fact, the whole camp seemed to enjoy the banters between the two of you. At one point, it escalated to bets among campers on whether you or Luke would win against one another in things. Initially, both of you were shocked at the discovery. But when the surprise wore off, both of your competitiveness only amplified. Capture the flag became your guysâ war zone, and even silly things like who could finish chores quicker was a competition.
However, despite the rivalry being kind of playful, there was one thing you swore your heart upon winning - Lukeâs title.
âAh, well, if it isnât the best swordsman,â you greeted as you spotted him approaching.
âIf it isnât the best flag captor,â indeed, you were always assigned to snag the flag due to your combat skills.
âAnd soon to be the best swordsman,â you added.
âYou keep saying that but havenât even gotten close.â
âIâm literally the second best.â The second those words left your mouth, you wished they didnât. From the number of years youâve known Luke, you could very well predict what he was going to say next, and because of that, you realized you just walked straight into his trap. You glanced up at the boy, only to see him already cheekily peering down at you with twinkles in his eyes - the sweet look of victory casting over his face.
âAh, yesâŠsecond best,â the smugness interlacing Lukeâs otherwise swoon-worthy voice made you scoff.
You never actually hate Luke, but neither were you two friends who hung out. You both were in different friend groups, rarely in the same space without making a quick remark or two, though they were all interlaced with a humorous undertone. There was a thin line between rivals and somewhat friends that you both mingled on without crossing. You would never tell him or admit it out loud, but Luke played a huge part in shaping who you are today as a Demigod. He constantly challenged you, which pushed you to take steps to become better. Over time, you two even slipped into a routine. You were each otherâs sparring partners and, strangely enough, each otherâs choice when it comes to quest partners.
You remember the first time Luke did it. Three years ago, you used to believe that he genuinely hated your guts and loved making fun of you for his own amusement. So when Chiron asked Luke to pick two companions for his quest, he named you without an ounce of doubt in his voice. You almost had a whiplash looking over at the boy who just called out your name.
âNot for long,â you settled on replying after rolling your eyes.
When you glanced back at him, Luke was giving you the look. The one where his lips were sculpted in a challenging and somewhat arrogant smirk, contrasting with the soft gaze that would always pair with it. It was as if he wanted you to know that despite his annoying habit of riling you up, heâd never cross any line that you would not let him, and heâd never push any buttons that youâd say were off limits. It was charming and sweet in a sense, though your mind dismissed that belief every single time and blamed it on your heart for being delusional. However, boy oh boy, your body reacted to it like Zeus has personally struck you with thunder every single time. Your lungs would collapse and malfunction for a second; your eyes would hold still and at him as if turned to stone by Medusa; your tongue seemed to have been frozen; your voice as if taken by Ursula. But amidst that mess, your heart would be beautifully embracing this feeling that it was harboring. It was something you never acknowledged or wanted to label because you knew it would be put into the universe as soon as you did that.
âI have a proposal,â you said, after forcing yourself out of that flustered state.Â
âIâm listening,â Luke crossed his arms, and you almost gulped at how they bulked up when he did so.
âWe spar. If I win, I get the title of best swordsman. You win, you can get anything you want,â you named the terms.
âAnything?â Luke asked, tilting his head with amusement twinkling in his eyes as you confirmed by nodding. âOk, deal,â he drew a hand out, prompting you to shake it, which you mindlessly did. Little did you know, Luke did it on purpose as an excuse to hold your hand, even if it was for only a split second.Â
It was sort of pathetic, and Luke knew it. But there was nothing else he could do. The only way he could ever touch you was either small actions like handshakes or getting punched by you. The latter happened more frequently as the two of you sparred together more. The both of you didnât make a habit of hurting each other, but it was bound to happen when practicing combat.Â
As toxic and insane as it sounded, Luke was somewhat addicted to the infrequent pain that you were inflicting on him. One, because he got to feel your touch, albeit it was aggressive. Two, the worried look on your face - the closest he thought he would feel to you caring about him as much as he cared about you. Three, waking up the next day with purple bruises left by you, which, to him, was the only substitute for the type of purple marks he wanted you to leave on him.
âAlright, letâs do this,â you retracted your hand and got into position.
âDonât you wanna know what Iâd get if I win?â something in Lukeâs eyes told you that whatever he had in mind was pure trouble, and he knew you had this urge to know everything. So you purposefully ignored asking about it.
âI donât need to know, âcause that wonât happen anyway,â as you turned away, Luke let out a chuckle as his eyes softened at the sight of you. He knew that you know of the fact that he knows you well. Years of bantering and shy glances over your way when you werenât aware has also taught him many things about you. Like how you prefer tabbing over highlighting your books, or how youâd always strike on the side first when combating others but would always change it up when it comes to him, or that your smile slightly tilted to the right when you are genuinely happy, or the fact that your love language was act of service because you were always going out of your way for the people you love.
At a far enough distance, you finally turned back at Luke but was caught off guard when you saw his sword already swinging at you. Years of practice forced your reflexes into action, and you caught his sword midair with your own.
âWoah, we never agreed that it started,â you yelled, pushing him and his sword away from you and yours.
âDo monsters wait for you to be ready during quests, sweetheart?â The mocking tone should not be affecting you the way it did, but it elicited this feeling of sheer annoyance and unleashed a hunger for victory. Luke got into a fighting stance as well, âWell then, ready whenever you are.â
You practically swung at him, and your swords clashed at an alarming rate to outsiders. But you two were experts at swordsmanship. Every move was quick and with ease. However, as Luke predicted, your eagerness to win was eroding your strategic senses. Taking advantage of this, he was planning to strike your armor next, aiming to create a mark on it. But you unexpectedly dodged down, and he was not prepared enough to change his course of action.Â
Within seconds of a gasp escaping your lips, Luke halted still as his jaw dropped in horror upon realizing what he had done. He called out your name, trying to come nearer to inspect the consequences of his action.
Thunder started sounding as the gray clouds finally cast water upon you two. You traced your hand along the mark that was left on your cheek, eying the blood that was now on your finger. As raindrops landed on your hand and diluted the substance, you realized your attacks in the last five minutes have been too impulsive and you needed to keep your emotions at bay.
âY/N?â Luke called out again, though it reeked a new level of worry this time. Luke was afraid he had crossed a line. Despite sparring many times in the past, Luke had never caused harm to your face before. In fact, he has always been careful to minimize the injuries he would inflict on you.
Luke held back the urge to rub his hand over where his heart would be to soothe it as his mind wandered off to the possibility of you hating him genuinely and never wanting him around again. He never told you, but the reason he trained so hard to become the best swordsman - apart from for glory - was for you. He knew you were also good at it and hoped the title would make you notice him.Â
You averted your attention back to him and drew your sword up again.Â
âWhat? Youâre scared you wonât be the only one who looks good with a scar on their face anymore?â you asked, arching your eyebrow.
âOh, so you think I look good with the scar?â Luke bantered back, though you could tell there was an immense relief that he was feeling. Taking advantage of his distracted state, you struck again, but he managed to dodge just in time.
The fight went on for another twenty minutes. You were too focused to see, but Luke was surprised by how you chose to attack him this time. However, you miscalculated Lukeâs next move and had to abruptly try to dodge his attack. But by taking a step back, you gave him the perfect chance to strike. Within seconds, he managed to disarm and send you to the ground.Â
Like the last thousands of spars, the tip of his sword ended up near your throat as an indication of checkmate. You knew you could make no more moves - definitely not without your sword. You lifted both hands up slightly in a motion of surrender, biting the inside of your cheeks as you peered up at him.Â
Right now, sweat and rain were dripping down the side of Lukeâs face. They rolled down his scar - that goddamn scar that never failed to make you go borderline feral with visions of the kisses youâd bless them with if you were given the chance to. His dark, wet curls were clinging onto his forehead, and the same colored eyes gazed down at you. They were so cocky, almost condescending, yet so hot it made you want them to be kept on you forever.Â
You hated to admit it, but he looked so hot fighting you were willing to purposefully lose sometimes.
Little did you know, it drove him to the wall that you were peering up at him like this: cheeks flushed, heavy breath, and those goddamn eyes peering through your pretty lashes that could convince him to do absolutely everything youâd ask. The sight of you made Luke want to spill his guts and tell you everything he had been locking up inside his mind.
He extended one hand out to help you up. Like always, you accepted his offer and got up from the ground.
As you were about to let go of Lukeâs hand, he slightly tightened his grip, and your heart fluttered at the action. He was staring at your guysâ hands in deep thought before softly rubbing his thumb across your fingers and knuckles. The way Luke delicately did so vastly contrasted with how he was fighting you during every spar. For a second, you wondered what it would be like to be loved by him and be held so tenderly.
âItâs okay, you knowâŠâ Luke spoke, breaking the peace from the sound of rain hitting the soil beneath them.
âWhat? Be defeated?â
âYou may be the second-best swordsman in this camp-â
âGeez, thanks for reminding me that Iâm only second best,â you playfully commented.
âBut youâre first place...in here.â Luke pointed right at his heart using the hand that was not on yours. You stare at it with your mouth slightly agape.
âStop playing around with me,â you almost stuttered, refusing to believe Luke was not trying to fool you for a quick laugh.
âIâm not,â Luke rebutted and pulled your hand towards his chest, causing your heart to flutter at the action. But unlike that small kick in your heart, when your palm lay between Lukeâs hand and his heart, you could hear his heart beating like an engine that had lost control. Your jaw fell agape at the contact and the speed of his heartbeat. When you looked up at him, the earnest look on Lukeâs face made you know that whatever he was planning to say was indeed from his whole heart.
âThird week at camp, I got knocked down by this much older kid during capture the flag, who wanted to maim me for some reason. You swept in, pushed him into the lake nearby and pulled me to run away with you before that kid could get out of the water and chase after us. It felt like I was lovestruck or something, but I could not keep my eyes off you after that. Somehow, you always draw my attention in any crowded room,â Luke blushed at his confession, shyly avoiding eye contact with you. âBut after that, I think you sort of forgot who I was because you werenât acknowledging me at all, and so the fifteen-year-old me thought maybe I needed to throw sarcastic remarks or say stupid things to make sure that my crush would remember me and know that I exist. Hence-â
âThe banters,â you finished off for him.Â
âAnd the rivalry. Itâs pathetic, I know,â Luke added.
You were in awe of viewing things from Lukeâs perspective. Because from your side, you did remember that day very vividly. The reality was you were too nervous to interact with the boy again after the incident, growing shy at the thought of talking to a cute boy. So you pretended that nothing had happened.
âFast forward to when I returned from that quest that gave me the dragon scar. People werenât exactly different, but I could feel that they were somewhat tiptoeing around me as if I wasâŠdamaged,â Lukeâs eyes hollowed for a second, and you could see that he was being sucked back into the memories. But his absent state of mind didnât last long, and his eyes lit up again as the boy continued, âBut you were the one thing that did not change. You didnât treat me any differently. Your remarks and blunt insults became fresh air for me. I never told you, but every time we interacted back then - every time you talked to me, insulted me, or even looked at me, it felt likeâŠI could finally breathe in that suffocating time period. Seeing you suddenly became necessary, and I think that was when I realizedâŠâ
With your hand on Lukeâs chest still, you could feel his heart start beating even faster, if that was possible, as if trying to break free from his ribcage.Â
âI think that was when I realized I was in love with you,â Lukeâs words came out as a whisper, like an oath too sacred to be said out loud. That is not to say he wasnât afraid to shout it out from a rooftop. Luke just wanted his first time saying it to be for your ears only. For every single time after, Luke would make sure that his words and actions were heard loud and clear to you and others, if you would let him.
You almost could not believe your own ears. For the first time ever, you saw Luke look so vulnerable. He was usually so sure of himself, almost always overly confident whenever he was around you, just to irritate you with an inflated ego persona. But right now, it felt like the curtains were closing, and nothing was left but him with his heart in hand.
This was who Luke Castellan really was - under all the armor and titles.
And he was in love with you.
You opened your mouth to say something, but words froze. You werenât sure what to say because you believe that whatever it is you utter out wouldnât be able to top Lukeâs words. You frowned as the sparks in Lukeâs eyes dulled slowly. You could feel his hand keeping yours on his chest slipping slightly. At this, you flipped your hand around to hold his in place.
âEleven months after you arrived at camp that IâŠâ you paused, gulping as you tried to find the words, âThis boy, he tore my favorite book apart because I defeated him during a spar and âembarrassed himâ in front of everybody. Heâs an absolute coward, too, because he brought his buddies along, knowing he would have never won one-on-one against me. So, he had his friends hold me still as he punched me in the face and stomach repeatedly.â Lukeâs eyebrows furrowed at the story. Of course, he remembered the incident. He only wished he had been there when it happened rather than in the aftermath.
âYou found me bloody and bruised while I was heading to the infirmary. I was convinced you hated me back then because of all the sarcastic remarks I thought were genuine insults. So I thought you would just ignore me. But no, you stopped me. For the first time ever, I saw who you seem to really be: this caring and protective person. You were stubborn and determined to know what happened, even though I said it was not a big deal. Then you wrapped up my wounds in the infirmary wordlessly and would not leave my side until you walked me back to my cabin, where I finally told you who was behind it all.â
âThen, the next day, I found a new copy of my favorite book, candy, and new book tabs on my bedside. Later that day, I found out that his whole friend group, including him, had their hair dyed bright pink with dozens of bruises and cuts on them, and they could not even look at me. And I just knew it was you who had done all this for me, which changed how I see you - and us.â
âIs that why you left me your dessert for a month straight? After I lost dessert privileges for maiming those guys?â Luke asked.
âI did no such thing,â you tried to lie. Indeed, you were the mysterious person who left desserts next to Lukeâs bed for the month after the incident. Even though you never told him, he knew it was you, and the look he was giving you right now conveyed he very well did not believe your denial.
âWhat Iâm trying to say, Luke CastellanâŠis I think my heart might be a little too fond of you as well,â Lukeâs jaw dropped slightly at your words. His heart almost spiked completely, losing a beat as if you caused him to flatline from bliss. Then, something glossed over his eyes, and you fully recognized it. The glint of mischief always presented itself before he said something cheeky to you.Â
âYou know, I think Iâll cash in my prize now. I did win after all,â Luke referred to your original spar deal. You huffed at his words and the cheeky grin he was offering you.
âAh, right. So, what is it that you want?â Luke untangled his hand from yours and used both to cup your face slowly but surely.Â
âHmm, you did say âanythingâ,â Luke muttered as he glanced down at your lips, which made you subconsciously licked them. However, your action made him let out a quivering breath. Even though it was somewhat dark, you could still see that his eyes were dilated. You were pretty sure yours were as well.Â
âCan I kiss you, Y/N?â Luke was holding your face like it was the world that he had in his palms. Â
âYes,â you answered almost without hesitation, and he smiled at that. âKiss me, Castellan,â you tugged Lukeâs shirt, pulling him towards you, and almost immediately, he clashed his lips against yours.
Years of yearning were unleashed as you two practically melted in each otherâs hold. The rain only added passion to the kiss, like fuel to the fire. Luke lightly backed you against a tree with one hand at the back of your head, shielding it from hitting the tree trunk too hard. Slowly, his other hand trailed down from your cheek to your hips. There were so many words he was seemingly trying to convey to you through his kiss. It was as if he was making a promise upon the love he intended to deliver to you.Â
One of your hands tangled in Lukeâs curls, twirling them around your fingers like it was their intended purpose to exist for. The other was on his cheek, your fingers subconsciously rubbing over his scar ever so delicately, as if they were gold to be treasured rather than a blemish to be ashamed of. Luke faintly shivered at your action, growing ever so breathless at the way you touched him, wanting to scowl at himself for being affected in such a way.Â
Luke pulled away first, and you could not help but grin at the sight of him: swollen plump lips, messy dark hair, and a hue of pink dancing across his face. He cupped your face with both his hands again before leaving a small kiss on your cheek near where he had split your skin and drew blood.Â
âThis doesnât change anything, you know? It may not be today, but someday, I will get the title of best swordsman if it is the last thing I do. Me losing today does not mean Iâm giving up,â you said, hands still playing with his hair lovingly despite the stubborn declaration.
âI would not expect any less,â Luke replied, though wanting to add âif anybody were to take this honorable title, Iâd want it to be you,â yet he did not utter his thoughts. You breathed out a chuckle at his words.
âAnd yeah, maybe someday you will get that title,â Luke paused, taking a deep breath. You could feel how his chest seemed to stutter as his cheek heated up.Â
âBut for now, will you settle with the title of being mine?â you almost swooned at his words and the smile that he was giving you. If only you knew, he would give you all the titles you want: best swordsman, best counselor, his, and - if someday you would ever want it - his last name, as crazy as it sounded. Hell, maybe heâd take yours.Â
âYes, only if youâd also have the title of being mine.â
âIâll wear it with honor and never surrender it unless you ever deemed me unworthy of the title,â Luke replied, grinning down at you like he had no intentions of ever letting you go.
âNever,â you grinned up at him, hands cupping his face before drawing him into another kiss, sealing the deal of forevermore.
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GOOD LOOKS
PJO: perseus jackson x fem!reader
SYNOPSIS: you think percyâs dad is hot
CATEGORY: fluff
WORD COUNT: 365
The sun beat down on the group as they trudged up the hill towards Olympus, the home of the gods. Percy's sword was strapped to his back, Annabeth had her trusty dagger at her side, and Grover was nervously fiddling with his reed pipes.
As for you, well, being the daughter of Hermes, you were just glad to get out of the city and stretch your legs.
"Alright, everyone," Percy said, squinting up at the golden gates of Olympus. "We need to convince them to helpâ Percy said. âRemember to be respectful, even if they're being difficult." Annabeth said, while looking at you.
"Difficult is their middle name," you muttered, adjusting the strap of your satchel. "Especially when they're arguing with each other."
The group made their way through the gates and into the grand hall of Olympus. The gods were gathered, some lounging on thrones, others bickering with each other.
You couldn't help but roll your eyes as you spotted Hermes, your father, reclining on a cloud and looking far too pleased with himself.
"Father, we need your help," you called out, trying to catch his attention.
Hermes looked down at you, a mischievous glint in his eye. "Ah, my dear daughter, always getting into trouble. What can I do for you?"
"We're on a quest to you know, the usual, save the world bla bla bla, and we kinda need help," you explained.
Before Hermes could respond, a loud argument broke out between Zeus and Poseidon, their booming voices echoing through the hall.
Annabeth stepped forward, trying to mediate, while Grover attempted to calm himself, because he was getting agitated by all the yelling.
You exchanged a glance with Percy, who smirked at you. "This is going to be a long day."
After what felt like an eternity of bickering, the gods finally agreed to the requests of their children. As the group made their way out of Olympus, you turned to Percy with a mischievous glint in your eye.
"Your dad is kind of hot, you know," you teased, nudging him playfully.
Percy's cheeks turned a deep shade of red as he rolled his eyes. "Oh, come on. Don't be ridiculous."
âIâm not being ridiculous!â you told him holding a laugh.
You grinned, nudging him again. "Well, I guess you had to inherit your good looks from somewhere, right?â
âNow that i think about it, Mrs. Jackson is also kinda- Before you could finish your sentence Percy gave you a sharp look.
âDon't worry, you're still the best lookingâ You winked at Percy
Percy chuckled, shaking his head. "You're impossible, you know that?"
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Sometimes.
Just sometimes.
Bruce, tired father of too many children, wished for a small break.
Just a tiny one.
He pinched his nose, cowl covering his head and expression and glared.
"I can't believe you snitched on me!" Billy batson, freshly revealed teen and sitting on his usual spot during meetings, hisses.
"If I have to get parented, so do you!" Danny fenton, also freshly revealed teenager, glared right back.
"Boys." Both their attention snapped to wonder woman, still tense and warry.
"Do you two have adult supervision, at least." Batman asks, feeling slightly more drained than before, he can feel Nightwing's stare at the back of his head, coming closer.
"Do the voices count?" Danny asks, to which Billy nodded. "Yeah, do they? Zeus has strong opinions, and many kids. He probably can parent, somewhat."
They shrugged both, like they hadn't just opened another whole can of questions.
"Wait!" Danny snapped his fingers, "what about clocky? He sends us on time missions, has his own lair, and lets us hang around. That counts? Right?"
The other teen nods in agreement.
(Knowing both are black haired and blue-eyed teens, he already knows Dick will never let him live this down. Deceived by children, for YEARS.)
(So much for being the greatest detective.)
(The text he sent to Alfred is between him and his butler dad.)
"Orâ"
In the end, the two agreed reluctantly to stay around for a while. The Kents, the Allens, Diana, and the Waynes have opened up their homes to house them permanently.
Much their amusement, they declared, that to make no one jealous, they'd switch homes every other week or so.
That alone smelled like chaos.
Whatever, it was Diana's first week.
(And if the house of mysteries appeared in front of them sometimes, that's also between them and a very suffering John constantine.)
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DPXDC Community Service Mentor
After Dan's redemption arc and subsequent chilling out, the observants still feel he hasn't paid back for what he ruined, and decided that rather than incarcerate a perfectly nice guy, he's going to have mandatory community service.
And thus, Dan Phantom is shunted off into the mentor program for shitty powerhouses known as Marvel Duty.
So when Billy Batson is chosen and meets his new head mates, he's faced with morally questionable mythical figures such as Zeus, Hercules, Solomon, Atlas, Achilles, Mercury and,,, some guy named Dan???? Who, for the record, gives horrible life advice.
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Billy: Batman kinda scares me.
Dan: oh, he's one of the easier ones, actually. Just go after him first real quick when he has no reason to suspect you, worked real well.
Billy, very concerned: ...what?
Dan, doesn't realize how insane that was: what?
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Billy: How do I get rid of this rogue? He's really persistent!
Dan: kill him.
Billy: NO!
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Dan: That rich guy, the Wayne one.
Billy: yeah?
Dan: don't let him get your genetic material, crazy billionaires are an epidemic.
Billy: what the hell happened to you?
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Flash: so what were the crusades like, did you participate on either side?
Billy, put on the spot and panicking: uhhhh
Dan: say you were in China, Kublai Khan was trying to relive his grandfather's glory.
Billy awkward as hell: oh I was in China for that. Kublai and all that jazz.
Billy: were you alive in ancient China? You sound American?
Dan: I am, time travel.
Billy, confused: oh...
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false god â [p.jackson]
pairing: percy jackson x reader
wordcount: 1.3K
warnings: you have a creepy stalker
I run through the shopping centre, dodging stalls and seats and weaving through people. My breath is a little too shallow, my heart rate a little too quick. Iâm panicking.
Suddenly, I spot a boy with scruffy dark hair and a simple outfit of a blue hoodie and jeans. Heâs outside the bookstore, with what looks like a Greek mythology book in his hands.
Iâm not necessarily the best at judging peopleâs character, but he seems⊠moderately safe. Definitely safer than whatâs chasing me.
I dash up to the boy, grab his arm to get his attention.
âHi,â I gasp out, breathless. âUmââ
He looks confused, sea-green eyes flickering at me in question.
âCan you pretend to be my boyfriend for a sec?â I ask quickly.
The boy looks (somehow) even more confused now. âCan I⊠what now?â
âPlease?â I add desperately. âThereâs this creep following me around the mall, andââ
The boy doesnât wait to hear more. He grabs my hand confidently and laces his fingers through mine. He seems to notice that my hand is shaking and gives me a reassuring squeeze.
âSo, sweetheart,â he says, a little too loudly, pulling me deeper into the little bookstore. âWhat do you think of this Greek mythology book I was thinking of buying?â
Out of the corner of my eye, I spot the creep approaching us, getting closer and closer.
âOh, yes,â I say to the boy, and I realise I donât even know his name. âI love this one. I had it when I was little. Itâs great.â
âItâs not very accurate,â the boy mutters, his sea green eyes flitting over the story about Kronos and Zeus.
âHuh?â I forget whatâs happening for a second and laugh. âHow do you know itâs not accurate? Whatâyou know them personally?â
The boy doesnât reply, so I drop the subject.
âSo um,â I lower my voice. âThank you for doing this by the way.â
âOf course.â
âIâm Y/n.â My voice is still quiet.
âPercy. Percy Jackson.â
âItâs nice to meet you, Percy Percy Jackson,â I say playfully.
Percy rolls his eyes at me, but heâs got a stupid grin on his face. âHa, ha,â he says, sliding the Greek Mythology book back on the shelf. âSo, do you think heâs gone?â
I shrug. Heâs definitely not inside this small bookstore; I wouldâve seen him. But he might still be outside.
âAre you here alone?â Percy asks.
I nod. âYeah. Thatâs why Iâyou know.â
âYeah,â he says, his grip on my hand tightening a little, like a protective gesture. It somehow makes my heart flutter a little in my chest.
âDonât worry, he wonât hurt you.â Percy glances down at me, then starts to talk normally again. âYou hungry?â
I smile. âActually, yeah, a little.â
âAlright.â He pulls me along, our hands still entangled. Percy leads me to a pretty little cafe, all decorated in mint green. He pulls a chair out for me, and I sit. Once Percy has slid into the seat opposite, he flashes me a smile.
âYou see him anywhere?â
I glance behind me, and then shake my head. âMaybe heâs gone.â
âWeâll see.â Percy slides a menu over to me. âWhatcha want? Iâll go order.â
âUm, just a hot chocolate, and one of those cookies with the Smarties in them.â I dig around in my pocket, pulling out a ten-dollar note.
When I try to hand it to Percy, though, he gives me a look. âDude,â he says.
âWhat?â I ask, surprised.
âYou think Iâm seriously gonna let you pay? Dumbass.â He closes my fingers back over the money. âYouâre my fake girlfriend. Iâm paying.â
Before I can argue, or even comprehend what he just said, heâs out of his chair and heading to the counter to order.
When he comes back, he has a little, cheeky smile on his face.
I give him a look. âYou didnât have to do that, you know.â
Percy shrugs. âI wanted to. Donât argue.â
I roll my eyes. âOkay. Thank you.â
âNo problem.â He smiles. âSo. Tell me about my fake girlfriend.â
I laugh softly. âSheâs kind of boring, honestly. She likes to read, do crafts sometimes. Spends way too much time on her phone. Apparently attracts creeps.â
âShe sounds pretty cool to me,â Percy says, a grin on his face again.
âSometimes, yeah.â
âSo, can I ask you something?â
âYeah, of course.â My finger traces over the cracks in the wooden tabletop.
âWhat made you pick me?â
I glance up, his question surprising me. âWhat do you mean?â
âI mean, for the fake boyfriend thing.â Percy is a little flushed, clearly embarrassed by what heâs asking me. âThere are tons of boys around, and heck, girls too, I donât know what youâre into. What made you choose me?â
âOh.â Now Iâm a little flushed. âWell, honestly? You looked safe.â
That answer seems to surprise him in the best kind of way a person can be surprised. A shy smile grows on his face, and his sea green eyes get even prettier as they shine at me. âReally?â he asks. âI looked⊠safe?â
âYeah.â I shrug one shoulder. âI donât know how to explain it, really.â
Percyâs smile gets even wider. âYou know, thatâs pretty much the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.â
âOh.â Iâm surprised. âWell, Iâm glad. Itâs the truth. And you seem to be holding up that assumption so far.â
âI still seem safe?â
âMhm.â I nod my head.
Just then, the waitress brings our order over. She places a steaming mug of hot chocolate and a Smartie cookie in front of me, and the same in front of Percy. Once we thank her and she walks away, I grin at Percy.
âYou copied my order.â
âIt sounded good.â He shrugs. âBesides, canât drink coffee.â
âWhy not?â I tilt my head at him slightly.
He waves his hand in the air. âIâve got ADHD, it like, puts me to sleep or whatever. Makes me super tired.â
I smile. âHey, thatâs the exact same for me. I literally have to drink coffee before bed.â
Percy laughs. âCool. I thought I was the only one.â
I smile, breaking off a piece of the cookie and popping it in my mouth. âI hope I didnât ruin any of your plans when I pulled you into this, by the way?â
He raises an eyebrow, a marshmallow in his mouth. âHuh? Plans?â
I shrug. âLike, I dunno. Were you shopping with someone? Meeting up with your girlfriend?â
Percy laughs, and almost chokes on his marshmallow. âGods, no. I was shopping alone. I donât have a girlfriend.â He then seems to recover his wits and adds, with a cheeky smile: âExcept you, of course.â
I roll my eyes playfully. âYeah, okay. Thatâs good. I worried for a second there I messed up your shopping or something.â
âNot at all,â Percy assures me. âAnd hey, after we finish eating, Iâll give you a lift home, just to be completely safe.â
âThank you, Percy, I really appreciate it.â
âCourse, sweetheart,â he says easily, popping another marshmallow in his mouth.
âHey!â I protest. âThat was my one!â
âMy bad,â he says, his voice muffled and his mouth still full.
I want to roll my eyes, but I just kind of smile.
âThis is kind of fun,â Percy says. âToo bad itâs fake.â
I give him a slightly confused look. âWhat?â
âThis.â He gestures between the two of us. âKind wish you werenât my fake girlfriend.â
I blink. âYouâhuh?â
âGods, how obvious do I have to be?â Percy teases. âY/n, will you go on a real date with me sometime?â
I flush, then smile. âIâd love to.â
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Headcanons for Children of minor GoddessesâŠ
(Nephele, Psyche, Ino/Leucothea)
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Nephele (Cloud Goddess of hospitality, generosity, loyalty, peace and shyness)
They tend to have hair as fluffy as the clouds.
Their cabin is simple on the outside but very comfortable on the inside. The furniture has a cloud theme and is known to be very comfortable.
Since Nephele was molded by Zeus from a cloud to be in the image of Hera a lot of Nepheleâs children share features with the Queen of the Gods. Because of this Hera has a small soft spot for children of Nephele.
Because they are half-siblings with the centaurs they occasionally receive party invitations from them. To which Chiron always advices them not to go because of how⊠wild centaurs get.
They donât have that many poweful abilities but their powers are still helpful.
They have the ability to induce a feeling of peace and relaxation with their presence.
They can physically touch clouds and stand/sit/lay on them.
They are known to be one of the most peaceful cabins at camp and are usually not very strong fighters.
They prefer to help out in the infirmary with the Apollo cabin, their powers helping the injured relax through the pain.
Song I associate with them:
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Psyche (Goddess of the soul)
They are very beatiful, no suprises thereâŠ
Thereâs also not very many of them as Psyche prefers to stay faithful to Eros, though they do show up every now and then⊠thereâs usually no more than one at camp at a time.
When they are claimed a set of butterfly wings show up on their back. They donât actually work though itâs just for symbolism.
Their cabin is decorated with a stained glass window of Psyche and Eros. The inside has invisible servants, just like Eros and Psycheâs palace.
Speaking of Eros, he loves Psycheâs demigods even if they are not his and sends them gifts on their birthday. Step-Dad of the year.
Putting aside their mothers feud they get along suprisingly well with Aphroditeâs cabin.
They usually wear colorful clothes and accessories to express their emotions or mood that day.
They have empathic powers, and can see the colour of peopleâs souls as if they were mood rings. And through touch they can stronger sense what might be effecting someoneâs emotions.
Their empathic abilities make them basically lie detectors as they can both see and feel when a person is lying.
They are VERY resilient. If you give them a mission they will finish it and come back even if they lose all their limbs in the process.
They are very loving and caring and are willing to go to Hades and back for the ones they love.
Song I associate with them:
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Ino/Leucothea (Goddess of the sailors)
One of the common feature Leucotheaâs children share is that they have dewy skin.
Their cabin is mainly nautical themed on the outside and on the walls on the inside, thereâs a wall painting detailing Inoâs transformation to Leucothea. The furniture and beds take inspiration from that of old cruise liners, such as the Titanic.
The floor of the cabin can also open up to a indoor pool, where they can practice their swimming or just hang out if they feel like it.
Compared to most other children of sea deities they can come off as rather arrogant and snobby, no one know specifically why this is.
As for their powers and abilities:
They are all expert sailors, they know how to use any type of boat, just by instinct.
They are all expert swimmers and can swim at very high speeds (using hydrokinesis to boost themselves).
Minor hydrokinesis, they can mainly only control the water around them while theyâre actually in the water. They struggle to do it out of water but with pratice they can learn to do that too, though not to the degree of someone like Percy.
They can breathe underwater and are unaffected by any amount of pressure changes.
Like Percy they also have a nautical sense and know their exact location and coordinates when theyâre out on the water.
A lot of them chose to use celestial bronze cutlasses over regular swords.
Song I associate them with:
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