#like you know the ones. i don't get people into drinks™ just get the tea what the hell do any of those words mean it doesn't even smell good

[director-yomi-hellsmile]

Fucked up and evil like really sick and twisted shit I get up to with my ill gotten gains oh god what else will my hypocritical cocksucker self do next. I need to be stopped and shot and ran over with a putka truck and forcibly injected with testosterone and killed and have my remaining soul(s) destroyed in the warrior cats hell goop. Don't I

[evilminji]

Ooooh~ Drink mix up? >.>

Because! Wes DID, in fact, get that dream job. HAS learned... after many, many hours of "beat about the head and shoulders with an ethics pamphlet by his great aunt", to keep his mouth shut! Family curse of Sight? WHAT family curse?

He doesn't see shit! Mind your business.

What're you? A cop?

Look, he sent Fenton a gift basket. He was a shitty, shitty "I have to be RIGHT and nothing else matters!" Stubborn lil asshole of a kid. He got better. Grew up. No one is there best Self during puberty. He DOES, in fact, regret it.

Which is WHY, he is deliberately ignoring Kent's terrible, awful, paper-thin, "who meee~?" Aw shucks BULLSHIT excuse of a disguise, like it isn't blatantly obvious he's Superman. Yep. Nothing to see here! Nothing but us chickens! Mmmmm, morning coffee! Delicious.

But see, here's the THING.

The Itty, bitty, teeny lil PROBLEM...

Wes grew up in Amity "Totally Not Supernatural Hotspot For Centuries" Park. He is... to put it mildly, genetically? A freak. His biology is ALL fucked up. Everyone's is. And it WAS NOT made better by the Fenton's playing fast and loose with their hell basement. The Ectoplasmic NUKE that was that portal.

There is a REASON his morning coffee? Is COVERED. Contained. Fenton brand, LEAD LINED, specialty cups. The sort that can't be EATEN from the inside out. Eroded after a few uses. They're ugly as sin, but they work. He even ordered a few covers from Star's etsy shop. (Apparently he wasn't the only one who hated how ugly they looked. Good for her though, he heard it was doing well.)

He SAYS this? 'Cause his morning brew is less... straight COFFEE... and more... how to put this? A blend? Brew? Potion, really. Like an energy drink. From hell. Or, partially at least, the Zone. It's the combination of roots, seeds, and a few dried berries. Kinda like a tea, actually!

Tasty. Adds this nice fruity, warmth. A zing. Goes GREAT with the coffee. And it really perks you up... if you are Limnal. If you AREN'T? It'll desolve your esophagus like swallowing straight acid. And that's not TOUCHING the... witch-y, more Seer specific bit of the blend.

That stuff is medicinal. You know, "calm the mind" and "mental clarity". That sorta thing. With a good ol helping of "don't blurt out everyone's secrets, you spacey bitch! For the love of God, those are our INSIDE THOUGHTS!". Which? Really helpful! Infinitely less likely to get decked. It's a family staple.

Poisonous, though.

They're fine cause they've basically developed an immunity to that part, but like? Wouldn't recommend. It's why he NEVER shares his drinks. Food? On occasion. If he PLANS it and knows not to add and interesting spices. But DRINKS? Never. Weston family brews are basically NEVER safe.

Which? Begs the Very Important Question ™!

Who's Coffee Is This?

Cause it SURE AS FUCK AINT HIS!

You never realize quite how fast you can go from "completely calm and kinda sleepy" to "bomb strapped to my chest, primal panic AWAKE" until it happens to you. His coffee was ON HIS DESK. People have passed by. He talked to them. Cups put down and picked up. Lazy early morning. He doesn't even register, really, as his chair crashes to the ground.

He's shouting.

People confused. They don't realize yet. His head whips around, looking for that distinct cover. Before it's too late. Before someone takes that fatal sip. He spots it. Bolting from his desk. Crashing through coworkers, over desks. Chaos and outrage. "It's 'just' coffee!" They cry.

Kent turns, confused. Pretending. Raises his (HIS! Oh god!) cup to his lips, unknowing. Wes SCREAMS a warning. But he doesn't listen. "It's 'just' coffee" They never listen. Curse of Cassandra. God's damn it. This is why his family fucking CONVERTED!

He TACKLES the man of steel.

RIPS his cup away from him, knows his eyes are frantic. How much have you had?! Spit it out! Wes voice ECHOES in the sudden silence. I'm a META, Kent! It could KILL YOU!

And oh, Oh NOW they get it. Or perhaps it is the burn in his mouth that finally registers. He rolls, spits oil slick nebulae that eat away the floor. There is blood mixed within it. It took mere moments. Superman stares, transfixed and horrified, as Wes shakes. He... he should probably get off of him.

He'll move in a moment.

When his legs no longer feel weak from terror.

The news room is in chaos. Lane kneeling by her husband, Perry trying to do damage control. He... he's probably gonna lose his job, isn't he? Wes wants to cry. Protection laws only go so far, after all. And warning his boss about his dietary needs means jack shit, after an incident like this. Beloved as Kent is. Not that anyone likely believed him.

They never do.

And now he's nearly killed Superman.

@hypewinter @hdgnj @legitimatesatanspawn @nerdpoe @lolottes @babbling-babull @mutable-manifestation @dcxdpdabbles

[tonydaddingham]

✨already on the metatron erasure campaign™ let's fucking go✨:

*EDIT, IMPORTANT* I can't believe i even missed this...but metatron is dressed in a dark coat and (iirc) tie

we know from s1 that metatron has very little patience for aziraphale, was pro-armageddon, and at least claimed to be the voice of God (when my man is basically a glorified answerphone)

the half-and-half miracle was conducted on top of the sigil, the transportation circle through which aziraphale dialled 101-metatron in s1, and we know the miracle ended up being Very Powerful

michael doesn't seem to recognise metatron... which is odd as theyre high ranking, uriel and saraqael seem to recognise him, they've definitely met, and michael was shown in the job minisode to have pretty good recollection for job's kids' names - possible memory wipe? saw something they weren't supposed to?

says he has consumed human matter before - why would metatron have been on earth??? and know what to order in a mf café???

speaking of the café, the dialogue, about people asking for death? "No... I don't suppose they do... So predictable."not sure on what this means but 💀 fckin weirdo

refers to muriel as the dim one but still puts her in charge of a heaven sanctuary on earth? as far as we know, the only one? hmmm seems like you want a puppet metty babes

butters up aziraphale with the sweet, cosy coffee - but indicating that he barely knows him at all given that we mainly see aziraphale drinking tea

what he ordered in the café was a small dash of almond syrup, but then describes it to aziraphale as being a hefty jigger of the stuff, indicating something added? wondering if there's further significance to the laudanum poison - an opiate? planning to essentially kidnap aziraphale knowing that crowley won't come looking now?

'hmm it's nice!" "yes I should jolly well hope so" 😁

a veeeeeery faint miracle chime as the coffee is handed over and when aziraphale raises it to his mouth, but hesitates... He asks "shall i...?" And metty goes:

"DRINK IT???😠 of course🙂"

definitely History™ with crowley; crowley readily recognises him after a moment, the look metatron gave him as they left the shop was filthy, and: "ah well! always did want to go his own way... always asking damn fool questions, too!"... like i get metatron is the voice of God, but was it metatron that actually made crowley fall? does metatron have that power, not exclusively god? did metatron say it was on god's orders?

plus - metatron tells aziraphale that he can reverse falling which, to me, seems like a pretty bomb ass power... and a bit OP even for the highest Archangel of heaven, leading me to:

very low, sultry ass voice, maintaining eye contact with aziraphale - all trademarks of hypnotism (temptation?) behaviour? while aziraphale was possibly drugged?

and was the promise of getting crowley restored to heaven actually a bluff, metatron knowing the aziraphale even attempting to broach it with crowley would split them up?

"go tell your friend the good news!!" Said in a voice that makes me think metty knows it's very Bad News Bears

is the whole thing a ploy to split them up? they came together in heaven, and then again on earth; is metatron trying to solve this one by essentially making aziraphale an offer he can't refuse, but that crowley absolutely will?

why choose the lift? why not just power up the circle and go through the sunroof???

and im sorry metatron but you must realise that aziraphale is severely underqualified right💀

[fairyhaos]

how seventeen take care of their sick s/o

requested by @cinnamoroxie : "agh i think ive been getting sick 😭 could u write svt w a sick reader / or just a reader w a sore throat and cant speak w out it hurting pls? love u hope youre doing well "

notes: i :(((( want :((( a joshua :((((

masterlist

seungcheol:

cancels all your plans for the rest of the day when you wake up in the morning barely able to speak. won't let you protest, saying that you need to prioritise your health okay bc these people you're meeting aren't as important to him as you are. if you've just got a sniffly nose n sore throat, he'll let you sleep on him but if you're coughing n sneezing everywhere then sorry, he loves you but maybe stay away from him for a few days? 

jeonghan:

will do everything for you. even tho he doesn't have the loudest voice, he'll try his hardest to yell over the other members to get them to quieten down so he can listen to your hoarse whispers n get you whatever you need <3 gives you so many cough drops that you constantly have one in your mouth the entire time. you can taste them still on your tongue for like a day after you feel better

joshua:

gives you head massages if you have a headache, makes you honey tea if your throat hurts, always has tissues on hand if your nose is running. The Best™ at looking after you. won't leave your side, even if you're spraying germs everywhere, and he has a cold that lasts for three weeks by the end of it, but you're happy and healthy n that's all that matters to him

junhui:

kind of a fluttery mess when you get sick, doesn't rlly know what to do. pats your head constantly, asking if you're okay, and swaddles you in blankets. also gives you so many painkillers and antibiotics bc he doesn't Know what else to do okay and please you sound so terrible n croaky pls take this medicine bc it's meant to make you better and he hates when you're ill :((

hoshi:

coos and baby talks to you when you're sick and a blocked nose mess. speaks in a whisper back to you if you have a sore throat and can barely speak, makes those canned soups for you and spoon feeds it to you. he's a messy feeder tho, n most of it gets around your mouth but he wipes it away vv gently afterwards. hoshi is probably so, so soft when taking care of someone when they're sick tbh &lt;3

wonwoo:

accompanies you everywhere you go. insists you lie down and sleep but if you don't, then he's hovering around you like a concerned mother to make sure you don't overdo it. tells everyone you meet that you have a sore throat and so you can't speak, and Will drag you away if you start coughing too hard, scolding you lightly and pulling a scarf out of nowhere to wrap around your neck

woozi:

wants to take time off working so bad to help take care of you but he rlly can't </3 sets medicine and a glass of water on the table for you to take in the morning, regularly calls you (or texts, if you can't speak) to see how you're doing. checks up on you at night, smiles and kisses you on the forehead if you wake up and blearily murmur his name. he's busy, but he'll still make time to be soft for you

minghao:

always has tissues. and hand sanitizer. and cough drops. and paracetamol. has literally everything, really. says well done and pats your head when you drain a whole glass of water while swallowing the medicine, bc drinking water and flushing out toxins is the best way to get rid of an illness. another person who baby talks you if you're all sick n pouty

mingyu:

makes soup. makes tea. forces both liquids down your throat even if you complain bc it's good for you and he spent so much of his precious time making it for you how dare you try and refuse???? it definitely helps with your sore throat the next day, though, and he looks so smug as he ladles you another bowl of soup to have in the morning. 

dokyeom:

almost starts crying when you tell him u have a sore throat through barely-there whispers bc the pain :((( of not being able to speak :((( that breaks his heart to think about. knows the struggles of runny noses So Well, whips out a tissue and presents it in front of your face if you so much as sniffle quietly. hugs you the entire time, wakes up the next morning with a sore throat and then Actually starts crying

seungkwan:

your personal megaphone whenever you're sick and can't speak. yells at the other members to shut up and listen when you have something to say, and then repeats what you whisper in his rlly loud voice. won't let you have meds (they are!! the demon's pills!!!!) but learns from mingyu how to make rlly good chicken broth for you

vernon:

gets so sad for u when you croak out to him that you can't speak bc your throat hurts so bad. makes you gargle with salt water after brushing your teeth bc it helps disinfect your throat (this is true actually n it really helps). randomly holds his hand to your forehead to check your temperature, but he can never tell if you're running hot or if it's just him

chan:

is all "oh no you're sick :(((( that's terrible also pls don't come too close to me" but pulls you in for a hug immediately if you even vaguely hint at wanting one. googles if throat massages are a thing when you tell him you can't speak bc it hurts, gives you lemon honey tea bc he finds out that helps. kinda ends up massaging your throat? his hands are always warm and they feel nice when placed on your neck

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[soft-cristobalite]

Watched arcane season 2 act 1, thought abt it, so here are some of my thoughts in no particular order. Obvious spoilers.

Also, i watched in dub. Important to know when i am quoting charaters + when i am talking about their tone.

Starting of with something that is directly affected by dub — ukrainian Jayce is my Jayce. Ppl said he sounded condesending while talking to Ekko — not. at. alllll. true for my Jayce. My Jayce sounded tired, emotionaly burn out. "You drink tea, Ekko?" said with no though to it, in a context of continues talking of "Haha do i live here? Hahah....... Do you guys want tea? Want some tea? I'll make tea. Do you drink tea, Ekko?". But d-dub is supposed to stay true to the original— I DONT CAREEE. I love my blorbo almost-himbo Jayce, never changing his characterisation in my mind.

And i will hold Jayce's hand when i say this — you were. Just so gay for like... Essentialy going "Are you okay? Good, good" to lady Mel Medarda HERSELF and then seeing Victor and losing your mind. Sprinting with him in your hands to your lab. LIVING in your lab to monitor him. I just... I get it, you don't have many friends. But like...... Really dude. Reaally.

Give Mel and Ekko thirty minutes. I promise you they would work it out. Eternal piece would be achieved.

I know there are a lot of different opinions regarding Caitlyn. I will not be explaining in-depts what i think about her acr, because a) who cares and b) i like to see her go cray-cray. But like — why isnt anybody exept for Vi attempting to stop her??? Like why is Jayce mourning Victor's twink death instead of, yk, stopping his childhood-best-friend-kinda-younger-sister from killing ppl of Zaun, the last thing Victor wants btw? She and Vi are twenty-ish — WHYYYY are they going through it by themselves??? Why doesnt baby yoda guy with German name that i dont dare to write trying to stop the daughtrer of his ex-collegue? He is 600 or something, im sure he could've come up with advice.

Cait pointing her gun at a child is terrifying, it opens up the possibilities of her going even more blinded with anger, doing even more horrific things, and Vi is right to try and stop her. However... I know damn right i would've believe her when she said she will not miss 😭 Every single time she fired her gun she was very precise. Even in that scene she aimed at the gun the girl was holding like two seconds ago and got a perfect. fucking. score. Like i dont remember her missing at all, actually.

"Ohhhhh you're gonnnaaa haaaaaattteeee Maddie after act two—" says who? On that note, i hope both Cait AND Vi will sleep with a few random people. Good for them. Let them try to forget about each other only to realise just how down bad they are for one another. Let the scenes of Cait and Maddie hooking up intertwine with Vi's one night stand.

"Maddie is just gonna be a victim of comander Cait :(((" and i do not have any thing to say to that — we dont yet KNOW what will happen — but I dont think Cait will try to manipulate her into this. I think Maddie will flirt a bit, Cait will try and seek salvage and vulnerability in someone, especially since she is now constantly in public's eye and needs to project hope™ and stoicism™. It will be a genuine attempt to move on — not anybody's fault she can't.

But oh god, oh goooddd i cant wait for Maddie to loose the spark in her eyes due to lesbian situationship.

[idk-man-to-me-its-still-2019]

Since I'm rewatching ALVINNN!!! I decided to write (& draw) Alvin ships headcannons because why not?

Starting off with the classic, Alvittany.

- They would be the couple most present in the media, joined social accounts and actual merch of them as a couple.

- They would mostly ignore paparazzi and fans, sometimes stopping for autographs and sometimes posing for the paps

- Always touching/holding each other

- Take care of each other when the other is drunk

- Never admit that they are worried sick for one another but everybody else knows it

- Alvin has terrible road rage and a very dangerous driving style, but Brittany is a passanger princess so he's extra careful when she's in the car with him

- Brittany can't drive for the life of her and doesn't want to learn because "Celebrities don't drive, they are chauffered around"

- The only two people capable of understanding Alvin's handwritting are Alvin and Brittany

- Know each other's coffee order by heart

- Both are incredibly jealous people and sometimes they use it to their advantage (ex: Brittany telling Alvin how cool Chad™ is for buying his girlfriend flowers to trick Alvin into buying her flowers)

- Sometimes he buys her chocolates for no reason

- Sometimes she buys him red trinkets for no reason

- Always go all out for Valentines Day

- Brittany sometimes forces Alvin into matching outfits

- Brittany loves to steal Alvin's hoodies

- Alvin: Hey! You deaf, or something? She asked for NO pickles!

Brittany, smiling: I asked for no pickles.

But also:

Brittany: He asked for NO pickles. You know what this is? *waves pickles in front of employee*

Alvin: *smiles proudly*

- Alvin calls Brittany "babe", "princess" & "love" (princess started as a way to annoy Britt, but she kinda likes it now)

- Brittany calls Alvin "babe", "Al", "sweetcheeks" & "sugar" (sweetcheeks is more to annoy him than anything else)(sugar started off as a joke)

(some human AU art to illustrate my point because why not)

Now to the also popular Alvinette.

- Alvin almost never posts Jeanette in his socials because she is a very private person, but he does have some photos/videos with her

- Jeanette's social media accounts are just for promotional material and reposts of some video with her sisters / friends but Alvin follows and comments on every single one of her posts

- Jeanette does however have a YouTube channel where she sometimes posts about astrology and content with her sisters and Alvin

- She doesn't like physical touch as much as her sisters and Alvin respects her boundaries, only holding her hands and hugging her is she initiates it

- Would try to ignore paparazzi and even try to loose them, Alvin would attack the paps to get rid of them because they're disturbing Jeanette

- Jeanette doesn't drink and always checks on Alvin to make sure he doesn't get drunk

- Jeanette's love language are words of afirmation, Alvin has trouble talking about feelings but opens up to her

- Jeanette is affraid to let Road Rage Speedster Alvin drive so she's the one who usually drives them around

- She likes to sleep in his hoodies and shirts but always washes and returns them after using them

- Jeanette's handwritting is beautiful and Alvin's is unreadable

- Jeanette knows how to make Alvin's coffee and Alvin knows just how Jeanette likes her tea

- Alvin sometimes buys her crystals, bracelets and chunky jewelry for no reason

- Jeanette sometimes makes him little trinkets with his initials just because she thinks he's like it (he does)

- Alvin is very jealous and Jeanette isn't, she sometimes does/says things that make Alvin jealous accidentally

- Jeanette is the best gift giver

- Valentines Day for them is essentially "Who can out gift who" day (Jeanette always wins)

- Alvin: She asked for no pickles!

Jeanette: Alvin, it's fine. Let it go, I'll just take them out!

Alvin: You asked for no pickles, you are getting no pickles!

- Alvin calls Jeanette "beautiful", "sweetheart" & "Jeanie"

- Jeanette calls Alvin "honey", "dear" & "darling"

Last but not least, Alvinor.

- Alvin always insists on making videos together and Eleanor sometimes agrees

- Flip the paps off and sometimes (when the paps go too far) they throw stuff at the cameras

- Both are very competitive and often make bets out of mundane tasks, sometimes the bets are taken too far

- Alvin is very touchy and Eleanor doesn't mind it

- Eleanor is a funtional drunk (people can never tell she's drunk) and Alvin is a mess so she always takes care of him

- Both are overprotective of each other

- Eleanor cannot understand Alvin's handwritting for the life of her

- Alvin cannot understand Ellie's handwritting for the life of him

- Alvin buys her food and pastries sometimes

- Eleanor buys him random things that remind her of him or of them

- Once went as Ketchup and Mustard for Halloween

- Valentines Day is divided so half the day they do want Alvin wants and the other half what Eleanor wants

- Eleanor's road rage is far worse than Alvin's

- Eleanor (straight black, no sugars) makes fun of Alvin's coffee order (sugar, cream and cinnamon)

- Eleanor: I asked for no pickles!

Alvin, whispering proud: Go off babe.

But also:

Alvin: I asked for no pickles!

Eleanor: No pickles, know what that is?!

- Alvin calls Eleanor "babe", "toots", "shorty" & "honey" (toots started as a joke)(Eleanor isn't too fond of shorty)

- Eleanor calls Alvin "babe", "Alvie", "hotstuff", "hotshot" & "red" (Alvin does not like Alvie)

And that's it. I am working on one of these for Simon ships and one for Theodore ships, let me know what you think :)

[paracosmicparadox]

So, I'm falling back into the FFXV kick, and I have decided that I disapprove of how little complex character development Square Enix has given the guys?? Like where is the emotional depth beyond surface-level cutscene angst?? So I took matters into my own hands and have compiled a handy little list of headcanons / expanded canons that I think make sense.

Noctis: Has clinical insomnia and frequent lucid dreams (sorta a given, but bear w me bear w me)

Feels the weight of having to take so much on from such a young age much, much more than he lets on

Loves to argue

Would've been happier if he and Luna stayed as childhood best-buds rather than betrothed fiancés (controversial, ik, but it just didn't seem like he cared that much for her romantically to me?? Like he obviously cared about her, but it seemed like a really strong penpal vibe rather than a "We're-gonna-get-married-and-be-the-next-hotshot-couple" vibe. If you disagree, coolio, I'm not gonna debate w you on this one)

Has a natural sadness to his eyes regardless of what he's feeling

Went through an anime phase (possibly still in his anime phase, idk)

Social anxiety for the win

Severe RBF

Prefers tea over coffee (black tea is best---particularly lavender earl grey)

Can play the cello (practicing tho?? Don't know her)

Writes the most beautiful poetry when The Motivation™ strikes him (usually when he's home sick and half-delirious)

Prompto: Has ADHD and clinical anxiety, but is undiagnosed and doesn't take any meds for either of them.

Is legit like SO SMART, but can never focus, so not many people take any notice

Wears contact lenses (he had glasses as a child and I refuse to believe he had some high-tech corrective surgery to eliminate the need for them when lenses are cheaper and less risky)

Doesn't drink caffeine because it makes him jittery

Doesn't drive the Regalia when the guys are around because having other people in the car distracts him from the road. Also he tends to drive like a speed demon, which worries Ignis to no end.

Sunburns insanely easily

Could legit become a hitman if he wanted to with the amount of gun-knowledge he has. It doesn't matter what firearm you put in this boy's hand---pistol, SMG, sniper, rocket launcher, you name it. He can and will hit the target every single time.

Addicted to adrenaline

Pansexual

Has a lot of self-loathing (we see a bit of this in Ep. Prompto) and talks with an online therapist about it via text whenever his lows hit him. He's making great progress in learning how to heal and how to accept himself for who he is beyond the mask he wears for others

Ignis: More than a little bit of a control freak, and works very hard not to be too overbearing or critical about his friends' misgivings

Hypochondriac

Wants to protect everyone all the time and mentally kicks himself when he doesn't get there fast enough

Is SO PROUD of Noctis's journey and felt a stronger hatred towards Ardyn than anyone else in the group for what he forced Noct to go through (he stayed up at night sick to his stomach with hollow rage and baked nonstop to take his mind off of it)

Can verbally obliterate a man, but only rarely chooses to do so bc he's classy like that

After losing his eyes, he notices so much more beauty in the world than he used to (the sound of rain on the Regalia's roof, the specific gait of each of his friends, the smell of salt on the wind in Galdin Quay, the flawless feel of one specific silk tie he has in his repertoire, etc)

His internal compass is never wrong

Regularly takes antacids for his stomach

Has the straightest teeth you've ever seen

Demiromantic

Gladio: Hates being wrong: it's his way or the highway

Actually so much smarter than the musclehead jock front he puts up

A little vain and easily jealous (this man has a Jealous Face like no other)

Thunderstorms are his favorite; his ideal place to be is at a campsite, during a storm, with a well-worn book and a mug of Irish coffee in hand

Would throw himself in front of a bus for any one of his friends

Would beat up kids for the folks he cared about in middle school and spent the time he wasn't training to be a Crownsguard sitting in detention with the most unrepentant, smug, and-I'd-do-it-again look scrawled across his face

Can make a better smoothie than anyone (except maybe Iggy)

Spotify junkie

Had a dinosaur phase as a kid and can still name random facts about them whenever the opportunity presents itself

Avid technology-hater and only has a phone to make calls and join the others in playing King's Knight since they begged him so profoundly (he's sure the thing's going to be his downfall)

Gets most of Prompto's pop culture references

[saturday-byte]

Hope this doesn’t bother you a lot, but can we get some headcanons of the teachers? I was curios about ur vision for them

Dw it doesn't bother me !! I love getting asks ^^

Anyway it's going under read more bc this feels like a long one

Sketch

• she/they enby, omnisexual (<- me when I'm projecting)

• mentor figure for the newer teachers

• gives drawings and crafts as gifts, might or might not have various voodoo dolls

• uses Colin as a monitor for digital art

Tony

• he/him, bisexual

• you CANNOT tell me he doesn't drink tea 24/7. Most British mf I have ever seen

• weird hearing, very sensitive to loud sounds but can barely hear normal talking tones. Applies to his own voice too so that's why he screams a lot

• kind of an inferiority complex for the decaying use of clocks over technology lol

Shrignold

• gay and homophobic idgaf

• aware of the harm he's doing but genuinely loves his cult- "family" a lot

• likes telenovelas, granny type of beat

Colin

• he/it Libramasc, pansexual (here I am, projecting once again)

• has haphephobia but is working on it (this one might as well be canon idk)

• everyone has a computer day, so even if you see him every day you only get screentime once a year

• autism 🫵

• his tail is retractable

• has SO MANY viruses, that's why he glitches and talks slow

Healthy band

• doing them all together bc how can you think of them alone :[ don't separate them

• common fanon of them being a family ykn the drill

• their "birthday" (or date of release lol) is actually fridge and steaks anniversary

• depending on the day they either make the most rancid bizarre food or a 5 stars, Gordon Ramsay approved meal

• running on the same luck, fridge can either be filled with normal groceries, nothing (you have to buy groceries) or gore. Like those are his guts leave him alone

• everyone hiding inside fridge is apparently a normal bonding experience

• bread boy is transfem !! (Should we start calling her something different?)

• spinach is also a she/they enby, nobody in here isn't lgbtq

Lamp

• he/him but doesn't really care, pansexual

• has been trying to be sober but he's already very fucked up, that's why he's like That™ in the TV show

• the other teachers we see in his episode are his party friends

• absolutely watches the others dreams, likes to bother them about what they mean

★ ok now the TV show ones

Briefcase

• has an absurd amount of skills, barbie kind of ridiculous

• lives with his brother and sustains them both

• workaholic

• was mr.petersons before red guy

• actually not that bad he's just really fast paced, genuinely just lost the trio on the fabric

Coffin

• he/him goth gf <3

• doesn't like music AT ALL. And is very mean about it

• besties with the tissue box !!

• originally only used his hush tone for work but it slowly morphed into his normal voice

• pretty bad PTSD

• very kind with kids and people in general tbh, it might be something useful for his job but it's just how he is really

Lily and Todney

• I don't think about them a lot sorry

• they know what they are doing and that their whole family dynamic is pretty fucked but they genuinely just really want a mom tho ,,,

Warren the wo-Eagle

• genuinely just hate him so I don't think about him a lot either lol

• had no power over the trio because he was fired and not technically a teacher anymore

• his whole Thing (ykn) comes from bullying and a feeling of inferiority. He still sucks tho

Mr.Transport

• well. I guess I just don't think a lot about the newer teachers

• was actually a really nice teacher before still going to work at 120 years old

• nobody really liked him but he was the other's only way of going outside the house so they endured him

• there was a fight over his will. People died

Electracey

• she/they enby n°3, lesbian

• really scared to touch her batteries now, has caused her to get cranky but still refuse to change them until forced

• puts up light shows for her friends

• huge sci-fi and videogames in general fan

• Colin's cousin. Actually all electronics are related

• wanted to be a music teacher but her biology said no

★ this is more of a general one but all of them are somewhere in the aroace spectrum !! I think it comes with the object nature. I have not defined where all of them fall tho

That's it I think. This is so long I am so sorry I just enjoy them a lot so I have a lot of thoughts

[sharktofu]

Get To Know Me Tag

Thank you for the tag @troubled-mind! It's sweet of you <3

Do you make your bed?

No. Well, only if I know I have guests coming.

What's your favorite number?

13 (i'm ~edgy~ like this)

What is your job?

Hmm... Short version: psycholgist/ office worker (long version is there's probably nothing that i haven't done at my job)

If you could go back to school, would you?

No. Uni wasn't bad, but i was very frustrated how everything was textbook-based and lack 'human'.

Can you parallel park?

Fuck no. I'm waiting for the car thats gonna move its wheels to parallel park to come out.

A job you had that would surprise people?

It's only surprisng if you know me because i don't like kids. And I was a babysitter. a very good one at that!

Do you think aliens are real?

Yes. The idea we're the only 'intelligent' lifeform in a vast universe is just stupid.

Can you drive a manual car?

I have only driven a manual car. The idea of automatic makes me sweat.

What's your guilty pleasure?

I think watching BL dramas? But im trying my best to not really feel guilty about it.

Tattoos?

Two! I have one each under my wrists. Am thinking about getting a lil tonberry tattoo to match the resident evil 'danger' line ✌

Favorite color?

Forest green? I'm bad at naming colors, but the kind dark green that feels like moss.

Favorite type of music?

Everything that fits The Vibe ™ - what vibe? who knows. I know i don't like violins and cellos, because they make my ears tingle and not in a good way. But i am very fond of rock.

Do you like puzzles?

The one that you put together and they make pictures? No. I don't have attention for them. But like riddles and stuff? Sure. I'm just v stupid xD

Any phobias?

I always feel uncertain talking about phobias online (bc i dont trust ppl) but i do have one. Fear of snakes. Cannot tell you its name bc everytime i googled it, it showed me snake. Not recommend.

Favorite childhood sport?

Basketball! I'm too short for it but it was always fun bc i was very quick on the court and most players didnt notice me until i was on the opposite side.

Do you talk to yourself?

All the time. if i let out the thoughts in my heads, then i can actively ignore them while im speaking them, so im never left alone with them ✌

What movies do you adore?

Hm. I like horror movies that use the horror elements as a way to express and overcome trauma? But not in a 'in your face' way. The one that you didnt even know it was about loss or grief or trauma until much later.

Coffee or tea?

Give me coffee or i'll die. i adore it. According to my coworkers i drink too much coffee, but who would listen to them.

First thing you wanted to be growing up?

I wanted to be a writer. Still kind of want to but I also am? Because I do count fanfiction.

Softly tagging: @bxdcubes, @astrecora, @sunflowervc, @pixiealtaira, @dark-elf-writes, @princessravenna and mentally hard tagging anyone who would like to do that (because im very bad at talking to people 👉👈)

[lumine-no-hikari]

Dear Sephiroth: (a letter to a fictional character, because why not) #51

A friend is coming over today to play Stepmania on my Frankenpad.

I'm excited about this, but also nervous. My house is a neurodivergent one, and it has 5 cats. It looks like a neurodivergent house (as in, clutter everyfuckenwhere), and it smells like there are 5 cats living here. It's not squalid or anything, but… it definitely doesn't look like one of those images you find in Home and Garden magazines.

But maybe it's not entirely necessary for my house to look like it's not inhabited by three neurodivergent people stacked in a trenchcoat trying to pass as a Functional Adult™.

This image sums up our situation nicely, although it's with three people instead of four:

It's not lost on me how lucky I am to have my husbands. I don't know what they see in me, but they keep me around anyway, even though they don't gotta. So I do what I can to deserve them both.

I feel a little better today than I did yesterday. Before bed, I rehydrated with a big glass of warm milk. Warm milk is a nice thing because it doesn't matter how awful or wired or antsy or tense I feel; 20 minutes after I'm finished drinking it, I become super sleepy, and then I'm out like a light. Works every time, for reasons I don't fully understand. Maybe if you ever have trouble sleeping, you can give it a try.

In any case. In order to prepare for today, I made myself some green tea and it was very good. And then I went to the grocery store, both to get ingredients to make pumpkin soup for the weekend (I'll write a letter about this process for you when I begin to make it, don't worry!), and to get supplies to make nachos for everybody tonight. I took a few pictures of my grocery store adventures for you; it was a lot less crowded today. Here:

This is canned pumpkin. I have to get it canned because fresh pumpkin is out of season where I live until next autumn. But that's okay; this stuff is pretty good too:

Here's some heavy cream. This is the basis for any bisque, which is what I am trying to make for my friends this weekend, because, sadly, I cannot make it for you:

And here is some cream cheese, which will also be added to the soup for extra decadence:

And here's a starfruit. Because I adulted today, and that means I deserve a little treat!

The sticker says "carambola", because it's also called that. I like "carambola" better as a word to describe this fruit; it rolls off the tongue better. Try it: "ka-RAHM-bo-la"; it's fun, isn't it?? Haha! 😁

...But then nobody knows what I'm talking about when I say "carambola", so "starfruit" is just easier if I want to be understood. 😅

Maybe it's a little weird, but… in service to the notion that you'd like a normal life, I wish I could bring you to the grocery store and show you all the things and all the best ways to pick stuff out. And I'd step up to anyone who even so much as looks at you funny for your height, build, albinism, long hair, or wing, if it's out. I'd kick them right in their stupid shins and yell at them to get lost before I get REALLY mad and introduce my knuckles to their face at an unpleasant velocity. I'm only 5'8" to your 6'7", but still I can get pretty scary when I gotta! I'd have your back, don't you worry. I'd protect you from anything. It'd be fine. You'd be safe with me; I'd make sure of it.

In any case. You remember that bison and venison I got from my last trip to the grocery? I had intended to use that for making the nachos today. I'm eager to see how it'll turn out. Oh, and I gotta grate some cheese, too; I almost forgot. Thanks for reminding me (I know you didn't really, but it's fun to pretend)! 😜

I have since cooked up the bison and venison, and grated up three different kinds of cheese. Check 'em out:

I was surprised that bison and venison taste so similar. It's almost like beef, but not really. I mixed the three different kinds of cheese into a great big bowl, so the prep work for making nachos later is complete. I already have some chopped veggies and some guacamole and something kinda like sour cream, so it's good to go!

Since writing the last paragraph, we picked up my friend and we played a lot of Stepmania on my awesome Frankenpad! I even managed to snag a video of me on it that I think isn't too terrible! Here:

Certainly, my balance and stamina aren't what they used to be; it's been a lot of years since last I used to do this with any sort of consistency. But that's okay! This was one of my favorite Expert Mode songs; the rhythm with which you're supposed to use your feet is a lot of fun for this one, and I remember when this used to be a "warm-up" tune for me, haha! I'm hoping that if I continue to do it, I'll improve again, over time.

You know? I bet you'd probably be really good at this. I imagine you must have crazy amounts of stamina, and I imagine your sense of rhythm must be impeccable. I wonder which songs you'd gravitate towards. I wish you could play together with me and my friends; I think you might have a lot of fun with it, once you get used to it, and it would be great to see you smiling and having a good time.

In any case, afterwards we ate nachos!! We filled bowls with chips, ground meat, and cheese, and then heated it up in the microwave! It's not fancy, but it's certainly effective! Check it out!

After that, you add your cold things. I had guacamole, onions, bell peppers, tomatoes, and the sort-of-sour-cream. Here's what it looked like when the bowl was fully assembled:

And just like that, you add a few juicy veggies and you have a healthy bowl of awesome tastiness! Woot, woot!

We had an amazing time and lots of delightful conversation. I think you'd like this person a lot if you met her. She's very smart and she has a lot of insightful things to say. I'm looking forward to the next time I get to spend time with her.

...I wish you could have been here for any of this. I think you could feel safe and at home and cared for and like you have family at my house. After the hellish upbringing I had, I have, with help, done my best to shape myself into someone who is wholesome and safe, and to shape my home into a place that is wholesome and safe. I know that you could be welcome here. I know that with enough time and patience, you'd adjust to the peace, because you have a smart brain and a flexible mind. You could chill where the kind people and the tasty snacks and the fun things are, and you'd never have to wonder if you belong, because you would. Because you do. Because you always have, regardless of how you came into being, and regardless of what anyone else has tried to tell you. You belong, and you deserve good and wholesome things.

But I guess writing to you about it and sending you videos and pictures is the best I can do; I'm sorry about that - I really, truly am. I hope somehow that any of this might reach you and move you, but... I don't imagine that it will. But I also can't stop myself from trying against all odds anyways, for better or for worse, haha.

You can have this, you know - this simple life, and any of the lovely and good things I've been trying to show you (and will keep trying to show you). All you have to do is make a different choice. All you have to do is take the hands outstretched to you. All you have to do is open your ears and your mind to the kind words being spoken towards you. All you have to do is turn your face back to the light. I'll be over here until you do, singing a little song for you, and weaving a little handicraft, as I always do.

So... please stay safe until you're ready, okay? Please remember that you're loved and cared for. Please make good, kind, and brave choices.

I'll write to you again tomorrow.

Your friend, Lumine

[hag-o-hags]

last weekend I went way too hard, and by Sunday night I was running on completely empty. not even partying hard, just. Ikea and redecorating and blah blah blah blah blah, in our mid-30s we ball.

all this week I've been OUT, batteries dead, zero energy, can't brain for shit, plus Mon/Tues/Wed I have a sore throat, so I'm hitting it with alka-seltzer the first couple days, till it starts to feel better and I'm just drinking SO much tea.

Wednesday the Dizzy starts. By Thursday, I can't sit up without everything spinning, and through Sunday, I have to be flat on my back. Getting up to feed the creachurs is exhausting, disorienting, and generally miserable, let alone feeding myself. Dramamine does nothing. Also, super bonus, my body fucking hurts because I can't move!

Surprise, this is exactly what getting over La Rona felt like, except I don't have La Rona.

Since November I've been sort of operating on yes, this is still LongTallShortFatCovid in the absence of enough data to officially diagnose it, so let's just behave like it's ME/CFS and see what happens. So, supine on the sofa on Sunday, I'm trying to figure out if Gentle Stretches™ are a good or bad idea with post-exertional malaise (the hallmark ME/CFS symptom that I am pretending I know I have for reasons of science). Because, again, I am stiff and sore and I fucking ache.

I know that unfortunately there's a LOT of anecdata and not much hard review around symptom relief, but I also know there's quite a lot of people trying to figure out what works. One person's dribbly candles and magic circles and stuffed crocodile hanging from the ceiling and 13 other chronically ill people chanting the universe's esoteric and black history leads to another person's 4 cc of mouse blood and three small sticks.

I found a blog with a good enough balance of science vs multiple personal experiences that it felt worth digging into -- also Gentle Stretches™ probably not gonna make PEM worse, thank god, sitting yoga ahoy. Some people found NSAIDs or steroids helped them to recover, but the really interesting one to me was a couple very very very small studies about Dextromethorphan Hbr, an OTC cough suppressant.

That tinged a tiny little ding in my foggy jelly brain, and I rooted around like a drunk opossum until I found the alka-seltzer box in the recycling. (Coulda looked this up online. But again, jelly brain.) The cough suppressant is DXM Hbr. And it's got aspirin. I'd been taking a little ibuprofen all week because Ache, so it wasn't necessarily the NSAID. But when I phased out the cough suppressant, that's when the dizzy started.

It's just a correlation, I've got n=1 here. I know that. But I took a standard dose of OTC cough syrup (DXM Hbr and guaifenesin -- no NSAIDs), and in a couple hours I could get up, and walk around the yard and water the plants, despite being kinda dizzy. I started some laundry. I kept taking it just according to the directions yesterday, and today, for the first time in an ENTIRE WEEK, I can think enough to write, I can go upstairs without needing to sit after, and I'm a little lightheaded but I'm not stumbling.

Placebo is a thing of course, but also, Dramamine couldn't touch this, even though it helped last time. Day by day it was getting worse, not better, and I was laying on the couch because I'd finally managed to finish a shower but I couldn't be upright any more afterward.

(All shower euphoria is erased when I gotta sit flopped on the ground towing the faucet hose around my head and trying not to blast my eyeballs out.)

I have an appointment with my doctor on Wednesday. I'm really lucky -- she's been great thus far, and takes me seriously when I say wacky things like I HAVE AN HYPOTHESIS REGARDING THESE SYMPTOMS, CAN WE LOOK INTO THEM. ("Yes and also would you like a referral to get spayed").

That being said, Saturday morning, I cried and cried, feeling like I had to hold onto the sofa to not fall off, because I'm scared and frustrated and angry and grieving. Grief is probably the worst because right now I don't know what I've lost. If I've lost anything. If this is real, if it's going to pass, if I'm panicking ... or if this is my life. Other disabilities have taken things from me -- doors that get closed and then bricked over. This feels like I could get shut in one room forever, like. Yes you, the Stress Powered Engine, who lives for pushing eustress as close to distress as you possibly can for fun and profit! Doing that will now hit you like a semi at highways speeds!

Or, I could recover. I don't have the data to know.

[little-pondhead]

[ohhhhh sHIT. This is like my dream question. I hope you know what you're getting into.

I don’t drink alcohol, but boy, do I have Opinions™ on what flavor and color people would be, especially for drinks. I literally work at a pizza and soda shop for my second job; I adore making mixed drinks.

This isn't in any particular order, and I'm not going off what best represents a character. I'm just going by the Vibes I get. I'll also stick with mainly berries and flowers since I think they have a simpler flavor profile that's easier to adjust (In my experience). Feel free to argue with me if you think I'm wrong :)]

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IMMEDIATELY my mind jumps to Damian, who’s dark purple or red. He’s also angry, brooding, and a scary assassin child who screams dark berry to me. While there is a wide selection of dark-colored berries to choose from, mulberries just seem right to me. I heard they also make excellent fruit wines?

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Duke is bright yellow, but I think that’s obvious. He's a little hard to nail down as a flavor since I don't know him that well as a character. I like to think that golden raspberries fit him as a hero, and dandelions fit him as a person. Not that I've ever seen golden raspberries in my life, but it was either that or gold kiwis (the fruit, not the bird).

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Tim was a doozy. He's Red Robin; red should be obvious, right? Well, yes, he's red, but he can also be another color. I just can't figure out WHICH color. Being Red Robin is such a massive part of his character that it's really hard to separate that from him in my head. So here's where I deviate from the color/flavor association. Rather than choose a red fruit or flower, he'd be blueberry coffee. And while blueberries don't fit him by themselves and he's more fond of energy drinks, this is a good balance.

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Cranberry, pomegranate, and Geraniums. Jason is cranberry, pomegranate, and geraniums, but he's the color of marigolds. Sue me, I said I wouldn't go off what represents the character. But marigolds and pomegranates just have me in a chokehold! The symbolism! The colors! He's not exactly solid red like Tim, but he's not a weird in-between color like Dick. He's marigold, and you can pry that from my cold, dead hands. If you want to make a drink based on marigolds, I won't be upset about it.

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Dick is, very specifically, the color of a peacock. You know that weird green-blue color that is the base for any and all peacock designs, art pieces, or merchandise? That color. I've taken a liking to using blue curaçao and vanilla syrup in Mountain Dew drinks at work, so I'm going to go ahead and assign those two specific flavors to him as well, just to make things complicated. Lime also works wonders with that drink, but it's not a flavor I would associate directly with Dick.

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Stephanie, believe it or not, isn't purple to me. Like, in terms of character design, purple is an obvious choice. But I always get Spring vibes from her, like the literal season. It’s hard to nail down a specific color, but it HAS to be pastel. She'd be really good with flower flavors, I think. Lavender, pansies, peach roses, colored daisies, carnations, Queen Anne's lace, etc. It might depend on what kind of alcohol or drink you're pairing it with.

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Barbara IS purple. Royal purple. It's HER color. (Sorry Steph) She was the most iconic Batgirl, and now she's Oracle. She's just...purple?? One of a kind?? Has her shit together?? She'd probably be a bigger fruit, like passion fruit or plums. Or purple grapes if you want to really lean into the color meaning.

EXTRA: My mother would like to input her opinion that Batgirl is strawberry peach. I did not tell her which Batgirl I was talking about, but I'm putting it here anyway.

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Cass is blue. Literally any shade of blue, it does not matter. In my mind, she's just Blue. Powder blue during ballet, midnight blue as Orphan, etc. She's so delicate yet intense that I can only think of butterfly pea flower tea. There are probably other fruits or flowers that fit her better, but I've actually tried this tea, and it just-it just works? In my head??

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My sister @cactusblossom09 insists that Bruce is blackberry and blue raspberry. I like that train of thought but want to replace blue raspberry with currants or elderberry. Blue raspberry is too much of a fun kid's flavor. He'd definitely carry blue raspberry lollipops in his belt, though. And they'd be Nightwing's favorite flavor to steal. >:)

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Alfred is a flower. I just know it. He seems like a soft grey character to me, but not many foods and plants are grey in color. So I'll allow white as well. My knee-jerk reaction is elderflower, which might be a little on the nose. Chamomile will also work, although I'm not sure which flavor is stronger. I use elderflower syrup as a way to tie together a drink based on one of my coworkers, and it seems right since Alfred does the same for the Wayne family. The base drink needs to be strong as fuck, though. He deserves it for all the shit he puts up with.

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Danny is literally changing all the time. It's his thing. That's the whole point of his character, so it's only fair he gets more than one color and flavor. Cartoon characters are so heavily coded that it's hard to separate them from their color palette, so I will go with the classic baby blue and bright fucking green for Danny. As a human, blue borage flowers will do nicely. As a ghost, I can't give him battery acid, unfortunately. But I can tell you that honeyberries come to mind. If you really want the whole ectoplasm experience, however, might I suggest Toxic Waste candy?

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Sam is the purple character of the show. Truly, she'd probably be something cliche like Nightshade or Foxglove, but in the spirit of not killing OP, I'd like to redirect your attention to sweet violets or huckleberry. Personally, I adore huckleberry. I know many people who will put it in every dessert possible, and I have been trying to expand our drink list at work to include more huckleberry syrup. (Not only is it delicious, but we also have fucking fifty bottles of this shit in the Cupboard of Shame.)

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Is Tucker a red or yellow character? I'm not sure, but I'll go with yellow again. I'm going off the script of fruits and flowers to say he's mainly a walnut flavor to me. I can't physically explain it. I know walnut liqueur exists, but that's not what I'm talking about. Like, he's just a walnut. You can use walnut wood to add smoke or crush a nut and rim a glass with it. I do not care. He's walnut.

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Again, is Jazz blue or orange? I'll stick with orange because Jazz is so orange blossom-coded that it's not even funny. Like with Tucker, I can't explain it. She just is. I don't care about the symbolism or even remember when it blooms. But Jazz is such a simple yet complex character, just like orange blossoms. The flowers look so delicate and pure in nature, but the actual taste of the oranges can be overwhelming if it's not in moderation. Just like Jazz! :)

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[Okay, I'm done, I promise. I chose the most popular characters used in the crossovers, and I imagine that a drink based on a specific ship would mix two characters' flavors. Like, Dead Serious could be mulberries and honeyberries or blue borage flowers.

ALSO I'M DYING AT THE BURGER VODKA PLEASE KEEP US UPDATED (>▽<)]

Weird association game for you

What FLAVORS do you associate with DPxDC?

Could be something that makes you think of a character, or a ship

Why?

Kind of want to make some DPxDC themed hooch. Combine my hobby of wine making and infusing with fandom

[ivylouvre]

taylor swift sings i associate with casey and alex / calex

i have many headcanons for both of them and their relationship and maybe this doesn't make sense but it makes sense to me!

enchanted: i think they definitely met before ghost (6x16) maybe at a DA office party or something and casey had a mayor crush on alex (s2-5) and during that period she tries to convince herself she just admires alex but when they actually talk on ghost she is like "omg i do have a crush"obviously she doesn't say anything, but after that she just wonders if alex likes her (in a friendly way) and she spends an embarrassing amount of time overthinking their interaction because she wants alex to think she's a good ADA (and maybe she wants alex to think she's pretty)

delicate: casey s13.

gold rush: casey wrote this song about alex actually. i made a very specific scenario where casey went out for drinks and she's a little too drunk, when she gets home she listens to this song and cries because life is too complicated to be with alex :)

just look at the lyrics

"eyes like sinking ships on waters i almost jump in"

"i see me padding across your wooden floors with my eagles t-shirt hanging from the door at dinner parties i call you at on your contrarian shit"

"my mind turns your life into folklore i can't dare to dream about you anymore"

"and the coastal town we never found will never see a love as pure as it cause it fades into the gray of my day-old tea cause it will never be"

anti-hero: this song screams casey novak, do i need to elaborate?

the archer: it's HER song. especially

"who could ever leave me darling, but who could stay"

i think alex is very confident when it comes to her job but her love life is a mess™ and at times she kinda gives up on love because she says she doesn't have the time but actually she's just scared. just listen to the song and think about alex and each line just makes sense

champagne problems: i think alex has commitment issues, and i think she's had previous relationships she ended because they were getting 'too serious'

long story short: this song is literally alex talking to casey after a night out and it's late, they don't have to work the next day and they're just hanging in their living room and she just talks and casey listens

"and i fell from the pedestal right down the rabit hole, long story short, it was a bad time, pushed from the precipice clung to the nearest lips, long story short, it was the wrong guy"

"no more keepin scores now i just keep you warm"

treacherous: oh no alex is falling in love with casey!! but she might just let if happen

peace: they sing this song to each other, it's true!

"i never had the courage of my convictions as long as danger is near and it's just around the corner darling cause it lives in me, no, i could never give you peace"

"all these people think love's for show but i would die for you in secret "

"would it be enough if I can never give you peace?"

they become friends first.

both have traumas. both think no one could understand what they've been through. but they get the other like they've known her for ages, the trust each other and they do know what they've gone through. they're just there for each other and that's enough

sweet nothing: peace.

daylight: they're so in love and they sing this song to each other (tbh they sing every love song ever looking into each other's eyes they're down bad)

"threw out are cloaks and our daggers because it's morning now, it's brighter now "

i do think alex feels the need to scream this song because i'm a firm believer that casey fell first but alex fell harder

paris: literally them after making their relationship public, they don't care anymore about what people say they're just happy

[cheesecake-beech]

I just wanna know what if the vicious 6 was in a relationship (I cant think of any)

Like, w another member o the group, or like, a y/n character? Or just WHAT IF they were in a relationship w someone?

But here are some for IF they were in a relationship, w like. someone, or a y/n character

long post lmao

this was super fun to write lmfao

Belle- Doesn't make it obvious that she's in a relationship. At first anyway. Her lover would probably have to have a high profile, like her, or live up to her standards. OR- worship her, like, smother her in compliments just to SAY "yeah I'm dating Belle 🤠" Like, in a smooth fucker way. Like her side piece just to make her look good lmfao, Don't worry they'd probably get to hold her hand while attending some event in public. That'd awarding enough 🤠🤠🤠

simp If they were upset, she'd probably let them cry into her lap while petting their head. Probably calling them some kind of pet name to try and calm them down. bc crying is annoying DFSHGSHDGJSHGJ/hj

Jean- He'd probably be really awkward, in public. Or around the team w them. But in private he'd make corny flirtatious comments, hold them by the waist do that French "hon hon hon mon amour" and say some sappy lovey dovey shit like that hgfhasgfjdshgf and like, give you roses, some French stuff like that He's every French stereotype when it comes to love This man panics anytime he sees them upset, he doesn't know if it was his fault, or something he did/said, or if it's just a bad day, But once he gets calmed down he'll calmly ask whats wrong, give them a warm embrace and let them vent

Sven- THIS BOI, this himbo, he will SMOTHER them in hugs n' cuddles every chance he gets, he will probably be skating and ZOOM IN out of nowhere and sneak up behind them, just to pick them up to hug. He's probably one to smother his face into the crook of peoples necks 2 🥺🥺 He also probably gives piggy backs if they were to ask If they were upset, Sven would also get upset be like "Oh No D:" he'd ask what happened, pick them up, wrap them up, (make them into a burrito lmao) and listen to them, let them talk. He'd listen. While he'd holding them wrapped up in the blanket.

Stronghold- ANOTHER HIMBO, this man. Gets absolutely flushed and embarrassed every time they faceplant their faces into his man tiddies. His tiddies are off limits to only them. KJEFSKSAGHDFGSFSJG He also gets embarrassed when he gets asked for cuddles. because, y'know, huge honkas. JDSHFHSADGFHSG But he likes cuddles, he likes holding others in his arms (without breaking them) If they're upset or sad, he'd probably be very hesitant to poke at it. But once he sees how sad they are, he'd probably slowly sit down next to them. Pat their head, rub their back. Just small little reassuring things until their ready to talk, or just hug (with their face in his chest dskhgfskjfdghfhgj)

Wild Knuckles- This old guy needs some love. Even if he doesn't want to admit it. Lonely™ Will proTECC them at all costs (cuz this bitch immortal like god damn). Says he doesn't need help when doing something, cracks his back the next second. They probably just sit by his fire, drinking coffee, talking about arson, books, music, idk This man hates to see them upset, but doesn't really know what to do to help, but he'll sit with them and he'll let them cry into his shoulder/lap. If they're hurt, THIS GRANDPA WILL FKING MURDER WHOEVER HURT THEM/srs then he'll make u some tea

Nunchuck- She's to holy for that

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Favourite time of year: Can't decide between summer and fall. I just don't like the snow or the rain and prefer the kind of weather where you can actually go outside.

Comfort food: Corn soup the caribbean way. Lasagna, always. Takeout chow mein. Any version of fried dough. Pot pie.

Do you collect something?: I never grew out of my very nerdy rocks and minerals phase. But, in a stroke of luck, I just get to be That Lesbian™ with the crystals everywhere and no one questions it at all.

Favourite drink: Kola champagne, pear drax, earl grey tea (I won't share any of these, like no you cannot have a sip)

Favourite Song: hard question, i listen to a lot of very different music. But longstanding? I have a weird obsession with Wedding Bell Blues & when I was young, always wanted to hear Mariah Carey's We Belong Together on repeat

Current Favourite Song: probably Coffee at Midnight by Stand Atlantic (I'm liking this band a lot right now) and Take Your Time by Chloe Moriondo

Favourite Fic: It's so hard not to say whatever fic I just read (hope you'll be safe in the arms of another - thistableforone by the way). But my favourite rizzles fic is the untitled one by colormetheworld. And attachment by @performativezippers is very close second. I also love second chances for sinners by @rageyasha (beauyasha), got your heart in a headlock by @memorysdaughter (beauyasha) and spaceosshy's Zapata/Patterson series. Well that's top 5 oops.

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Thinking about Viv /Jasper dynamic so I put together some ramblings I have about it.

Officially they are friends with benefits nothing more.

But from Jasper's perspective,

He has the biggest crush on Viv but trying so hard (and failing so hard) to keep this casual and not to let anyone (including himself) see that (the funniest thing is that Jasper tells /convince himself that no one can notice too) and it would generally look something like this:

His friends trying to be supportive : "whaaat? No of course its not obvious, look at me I'm so shocked right now when you told me you have a crush on her. So. Shocked"

Jasper himself being like: "hmmmmm I don't want to see her in any pain /distress ever and I care so much about her being comfortable,,, I wonder what's this about"

"What do you mean me calling her feyechka means something? I have cute pet names for all my hookups, there's umm curly haired chick, a redhead green eyed dude, and that one wierd person... See everyone gets one"

"So maybe she is the prettiest, funniest girl I've ever seen, with the most amazing hair on this side of the globe,,,, it's normal to be a bit attracted to the people you sleep with..."

His friends just respond with:...... Dude.

Jasper: "yeah just friends with benefits nothing more going on on my part whatsoever but do you think she likes me god I hope she likes me"

Friends :......... D U D E

Generally Jasper being completely oblivious that his crush is very obvious to everyone:

"I look through all my flings social media to find out what flowers they like and buy it to them..... Completely normal casual one night stand behavior"

Said to a friend of his: "Hey you stop looking at her like that! She's mine non-exclusive, fuck buddy not yours, so keep away!"

Friends banging their heads on the table: "just ask her out already please we beg you we can't take this wierd pinning or whatever is this anymore"

Meanwhile Jasper "I'm a master of Emotion™... Anyway do you think asking her how her day's going after I sent her goodnight and good morning text is overdoing it??? Naaah it can't be, maybe I'll throw a meme in there to show how truly casual I am about this relation...You know as I said Master of Emotion™"

Friends are taking bets if he's going to talk to her like a normal person or if he will blurt out "i love you" or "marry me" one day without warning

Akskeke Jasper looking at sleeping Viv: " isn't she just the most perfect person to ever live? In a causal way of course, the same casual way I composed a melody inspired by how light plays in her hair"

everyone : "omg buddy so good you told us about your crush on her we would have never guessed"

This might be a spoiler alert but I plan on writing it someday but, Viv getting sick while guys are out of town, not like flare but just common cold.

Jasper later to his friend who said "I think you like her": "what do you mean <dude it's so fucking obvious at this point > I would invite every single one of my hookups to my place to make sure they aren't alone and cook them a healthy warming vegetable broth because they don't eat meat, and spent the day making sure they drink enough and have plenty of rest and specifically buy tea for them because I don't drink it but she, I mean that theoretical person does, I would also cancel my plans and spend my day with them on the couch playing video games so they won't be bored or marvel at their amazing embroidery skills because wow they really are so talented... Checking if they have a fever every five minutes is normal too. It's just called basic human decency, and good manners you uncultured swine "

" Um sure thing buddy"

From Vivianne's perspective

I really think after Jude, drugs and everything her confidence in relationship at least is literally below the ground at this point, because she's convinced that she probably just makes him mad with whatever she does and like as soon as he finds someone without the baggage/problems it's over and just sort of preparing herself for it

Generally Viv being the only one to believe Jasper's cool collected guy exterior because she was the only one who hasn't seen him talk for 20 minutes straight about how pretty her hair is

Viv talking to a mutual friend who definitely had to listen to Jasper talk about her one too many times: "I mean I like him a lot but I'm scared of a relationship and I don't know if he even interested in me that way, I mean I feel like I only create problems for him and he's bored of me or will be soon, he would probably laugh me off if I asked to be something more, and that's not what we agreed on so he would just get mad about me running it...

A friend: Please Just Take My Word For It when I say he's "probably" interested

Viv being insecure about how Jasper would even want to spent time with her at all leave alone a relationship with her: Do you think he's just with me out of boredom, and will move on once he finds someone nicer without all this problems???

Mutual friend reading a five paragraph essay text from Jasper about how pretty light in Viv's hair looked this morning : hmm I don't really think so

Friends probably take notes during jasper's ramble sessions to just quote him later and having a rant ready about every possible complex Viv could have

"my nose is too big/hooked I bet he would prefer a girl with a button nose" - Jasper's rant about how pretty and unique and special her nose is

"I still look like a bag of bones after all that wouldn't he prefer someone with something to look at??" Jasper gushing about how he picked her up from the couch and carried her to bed this one time and how he would love to just carry her everywhere"

Later when they manage to get into a relationship I know two cute details for sure: Viv likes to flirt i think after Jude she was doing that just coldly mechanically at work, but if she felt more secure with Jasper I guess it would start coming back so Viv would get flirty in public and Jasper literally responding with: 😍😍

Also I imagine Jasper just picking Viv up in bridal carry randomly and carrying her whenever he wants her to get, idk i feel like he would enjoy it and Viv would probably laugh /don't mind so.

Jasper's friends being like "dude we're really supportive of your wierd crush whatever but there might be as slight problem here"

"Yeah what?"

Cue Cole entering the cafe putting his knife back and complaining about blood on his shoes

When it comes to Viv side with Sasha and Cole I think something like this:

"ummmmmm"

Sasha walks in behind him with his usual Glare™

Jasper : "ummmmm you know what it's too early to talk about it yet, I wouldn't like to scare her away....

It's after Jasper met Vivianne so obviously Cole had to say he has a twin /bring her with him before so all of them would know about her but to him Jasper just knows Viv from that one meeting.

I imagine Cole describing an argument they had with Viv where she was obviously in the wrong and Jasper is just like

"I don't know it seems like your sister might have a point, and even if not you shouldn't talk to her like that! What were you thinking disagreeing with her?! .. I care about relationships between siblings,,, my parents are divorced and all...."

"Guess not all people can sw that she's literally the most incredible... girlfriend... Umm... date.... ooopps, I mean sister - the most incredible sister one could ask for..."

After Cole leaves, one friend:"I mean I know she's his twin but honestly idk what's all this fuss is about, she's not that hot and tbh she seems like a bitch...."

Jasper outraged gasp "you take that back! She's the hottest sweetest person ever! I mean she's our friend's sister it's rude to talk about her like that! You clearly don't deserve to be with her,.... I mean to be graced by her presence" ooffff saved it that sounds cool and casual

So just in general two very oblivious people very in love.

I don't have time for a moodboard so take some Jasper's faceclaims

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