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random men yelling at me and then laughing when they get my attention <<<<<<<<
#g.#dude im so creative with reponses to cat calling but its always just yelling till i look up and then they burst out laughing#like wtf dude i am literally just existing#CACKLING I PUT THEWRONG ARROWS
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trying to gently explain to someone that you do not make an oc for a decades-old thing that has one of the most autistic and lore-entrenched fanbases without being willing to do either 1) a cursory wiki skim beforehand about the extensively well-established canon you're supposedly building your character off of, or 2) prepare for people to Not Like Or Understand What You're Going For, Here
tl;dr if you wanna do an alternate interpretation of a d&d god (and llolth??? being a sad misunderstood and distant power who didn't want any murdering done in her name????? and Personally treats a *male* cleric well???? is Definitely an alternate interpretation) then...make your own setting and write or DM for it?? instead of being mad that other people would share lore with you bc what you've come up with directly contradicts the canon that everyone else is going by???
#stirring up trouble#that aita made me spit blood. and while i am inclined to say theyre not an asshole bc i think its just a Rookie Mistake on that OP's part...#You Are The One Kicking Down The Sandcastles In The Sandbox Actually. ive done the same thing as a newbie to fandoms yknow#speculative headcanons for shit i simply didnt know existed. but when i got corrected i simply adapted and reworked my headcanons#instead of getting mad that someone else was willing to share knowledge and cite sources. *shrugs* long as they arent mean abt it.#anyway for those of you who are not aware: llolth is so fucked up even other evil gods avoid her. she's beefing with tons of them#llolth-worshipping drow society is also INTENSELY matriarchal. men are breeders or cannon fodder. llolth also LOVES infighting#and maintains her stranglehold on underdark drow by choking out rival faiths and 'culling the weak' via Lots Of Assassinations And Murders#so that only her bestest and most specialest followers get to live. basically turning them all into zealots. this is literally the canon.#and ***that*** is the goddess this person chose to 'save' their cleric dude???? comparing her to catholic god in that post even. like. what.#but hey. homebrew or with a dm that's cool with it?? fine. just. not in a freeform rp discord running off of forgotten realms canon. wtf
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#can the truck driver at work just like… not?#I’m so fed up with this dude#firstly he’s like overly friendly but in a bad way#he acts like he knows me and then assumes things about me and then gets annoyed when they’re not right#he asks me the one morning what kind of music I like and when I said edm he literally goes ‘nah you seem like a rock kind of chick’#firstly I’m not a chick secondly wtf?#and then he would not drop it- kept badgering me about it#‘are you sure? I like that kind of music too but I can’t picture you listening to it’#I asked him what edm artists he likes and he couldn’t name any and the. doubled down on the ‘no you’re holding out on me you def like rock’#also he’s low-key sexist but it’s getting worse 🫠#‘oh you can’t lift that box it’s too heavy for a woman’#dude. my guy. pls stop assuming my gender but also don’t fucking tell me what I can and can’t lift#but like the fucking audacity? do not place limits on me based on my assigned fucking gender dude#and the best fucking part is the boxes are always super fucking light#he’ll watching me lift a fucking 50lb box and then hand me a box of pillows and tell me to be careful it’s probs too heavy for a girl#my new gripe is the other day he interrupted me while I was sorting to be like ‘oh you’re so fast’#dude you’ve seen me do this every day for three months#but then! he asks if I cook and clean when I’m done with work#I thought it was a weird question because who doesn’t cook and clean and told him yeah I do#and for a brief shining moment I existed in a world where sexism doesn’t exist and thought he just hired someone to do his cleaning#nope. literally says to me ‘wow you’re the whole package! the perfect housewife!’#I had to storm off because I was fUCKING SEETHING#I am not a housewife. I am not domesticated. and it was a fucking weird thing to say to me at all#me and my husband split the chores evenly because that’s fair#this dude is divorced and I see why now#but the fucking audacity- when I tell you I was seeing red#talking about me like I’m a fucking servant- he’s said other shit before and I am getting fed up#shoutout to my husband tho- ‘housewife? ew no! you’re my feral housethey! :D’#sexist shit hits a lot of nerves- I do not need that shit + the disphoria first thing in the morning
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A Fernando Alonso x driver!reader Insta AU
A/N: Uh, so... I'm sorry about the almost year long wait to get part two out. Shit happens. Please enjoy, and hopefully I won't take as long to get part three out!
Part One
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f1: Enjoying the break before Monza! 😍
yourusername: going to be rested and better than ever :)
mercedesamgf1: 💪💪💪
antoniogiovinazzi99: great to see you!
yourusername: you too!! good luck at le mans!
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yourusername: It was great! Not enough Mercedes, though.
scuderiaferrari: We may not have Mercedes but at least we have taste. 🫶
yourusername: @charles_leclerc come get your team
fanaccount9: she’s so pretty and talented, how come she gets all the luck 😭
user722: who took those photos, y/n?
fanaccount12: i wish i knew!!
user413: whoever it is knows how to take good pictures of her. he’s already a 10/10 in my book
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yourusername: thanks for the fun, Monaco ❤️🤍
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yourusername: I am your favorite after all :) lewishamilton: Rude and wrong.
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yourusername: what would make him think I didn’t? 🤨
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user836: not a Mercedes in sight 😭😭 fanaccount9: there’s no point in even confirming her and lances relationship anymore everything is literally right here
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user291: wtf happened to I-knew-he-would-hit-the-brakes-because-he-has-a-wife-and-two-children-waiting-for-him-at-home alonso? fanaccount14: lance let y/n into the aston martin garage thats what happened
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I hope you enjoyed!! Part three will hopefully be out sooner than it took for me to get this one out. Taglist: @mehrmonga , @flowerchild-96 , @choppedgalaxynerd , @mistrose23 , @nizem8 , @inejismywife , @bblouifford, @eugene-emt-roe , @rinthe-k , @jamie2305 , @sparkles-and-rust , @newlifeforus , @sunfairyy , @shessthunderstoms , @wcnorris , @omgsuperstarg
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dreamies as your disney world boyfriend
pairing ▸ boyfriend!dreamies x reader author's note ▸ i am working on the SERIES I PROMISE GUYS... it's just quite long... oops. i needed to channel my inner disney for inspiration for this sorry. the prompt seemed to make more sense in my head so i guess it's just, 'dreamies at disney' now lol. ALSO SOME DISNEY TERMINOLOGY in there i apologize. should make sense but if it's confusing ask me lmfaooo
mark lee
photographer boyfriend obviously
doesn’t even complain about how many photos you want to take
is actually dying inside but hides it away with dad jokes to cope with the pain
“it’s not even noon yet and dis-knees are killing me bro”
will only complain about the heat
“It’s like we’re on the surface on the sun dude… like satan’s armpit. that’s crazzzzyy.”
you couldn’t help but laugh
but then he just KEPT GOING
“it’s like we’re in the inside of a mouth… there are things sticking to things that-”
and you cut him off right there.
can’t help the fact that bro is a D1 yapper.
will not wear mickey ears though no matter how much you beg him to :(
favorite ride: slinky dog dash
least favorite ride: dumbo
huang renjun
the boyfriend that actually disney bounds with you
so y’all are disney bounding as nick wilde and judy hopps from zootopia (renjun’s idea)
chenle took him to shanghai disney once, so he’s a big fan of duffy and friends
oh how disappointed he was when he realized that the mascots don’t exist in WDW
“preferred parking? i would prefer parking to be free, thank you very much.”
mood is very sour upon entering
“i know you’re cold but i did tell you to bring a jacket.” rude.
however once you two start collecting your first character signature he’s locked in
somehow more excited to meet the characters than the kids are? (ur 24. reality check!)
he gets more into it as the day goes on
YOU BET HE’S WEARING THE MICKEY EARS.
although he already had fox ears on to begin with anyways
favorite ride: mickey & minnie’s runaway railway
least favorite ride: seven dwarfs mine train (it was too short)
lee jeno
foodie boyfriend
wants a turkey leg like really badly
“that guy has a turkey leg… sir- um sir- where did you get that turkey leg”
you have to bribe this man with food.
which honestly is okay by you because you just wanna take photos of the food.
"yknow with this ride being 50 years old, you'd think they could've made the boats a little bigger. have to man spread now"
whatever you’re thinking of, that’s literally not what he meant.
he’s an innocent lil guy. (seriously, it just came out wrong.)
holds ur hand on all rides.
let’s you grab onto his muscles arms while you are nervous on the thrill rides
no mickey ears though. (it’s the bow that always throws them off)
favorite ride: rise of the resistance
least favorite ride: teacups
lee haechan
out of pocket boyfriend who will not stfu
“bambi’s the only movie i really couldn’t watch… i could not be as strong as bambi”
after you give him the, “wtf” look he just continues. on.
“cause if my mom died well… there goes my friend group.”
will randomly start singing disney songs in the middle of waiting for a ride.
in those show/ride/attractions he’s the only one clapping and screaming.
especially true for the beauty and the beast sing-a-long attraction, cause yknow he’s gonna scream his lungs out.
yeah he’ll wear mickey ears, but you bought him a goofy hat instead. It was more fitting.
“can’t believe disney made a character after me… should i sue?”
also complains a lot. way too much.
“EPCOT? more like every person comes out tired.”
favorite ride: pirates of the caribbean (he kept making a booty joke over and over again)
least favorite ride: toy story midway mania (bc he lost)
na jaemin
hardcore boyfriend photographer (pt 2) + ‘mom’ boyfriend
man knows all your best angles and where to take photos
“picture, picture over here… yes yes right… in front of the castle angel. oh that’s so pretty… in… in… down… up… okay! smile!”
you two spend like half the day taking photos, jaemin needs to show off his gf ofc.
cares for you the whole entire day, makes sure you drink enough water
aggressively refills your waterbottles every second he gets.
“when it doubt, chug it out! (cue jaemin chugging his own bottle)
he unfortunately will not wear mickey ears. (jaemin i believed in you.)
he’s not the one being taken photos of, so no mickey ears for him.
“princess i don’t wanna hear it. the humidity is good for you. this is like nature’s pore declogging.”
favorite ride: frozen ever after
least favorite ride: none (bc he did everything with u <3)
zhong chenle
in between buying you everything and calling everything too expensive boyfriend
HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET A MEMBERSHIP WITH CLUB 33.
this man pulls you into that sus green building on main street, and your jaw drops.
club 33, is an exclusive, membership only restaurant at disney. it’s like an elite society filled with rich upper class, but at disney. (never been inside not sure how to describe it but oh boy is membership expensive.) the waitlist got so long in 2007, they closed it for 5 years. look it up on wikipedia disney lore goes hard
“i just asked a couple of friends, and they recommended me this place.” boy.
you’re panicking because you’re severely underdressed. (you’re in a jessie costume.)
he reassures you, since you’re at disney, and being dressed like this is normal.
once u have one of the most expensive meals of ur life, chenle drags u to every single thrill ride.
he also buys you a balloon and a bubble wand <3
but for some reason when you arrive at the gift shop he realizes he’s spent a lot.
“okay enough gift shop. look away from the gift shop. this vacation already has us in poverty.”
AND BRO ACTS LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TRIP IM NOT KIDDING.
he’ll buy you a nice meal at one of the restaurants and then…
“we’re not getting churros they’re 5 dollars.”
no mickey ears either why do you even ask
“next time i’ll take u to shanghai, it’s better okay?”
favorite ride: tower of terror
least favorite ride: it’s a small world after all
park jisung
anti-disney everything boyfriend
gets frustrated at everything. cannot read the map.
when he goes on small world…
he severely questions his mental sanity. like actually guys i think he needs help.
“this ride is for kids.”
the ride in question: the barnstormer! a 40 second kiddie roller coaster that has top speeds of up to 25mph!
literally jisung’s 13 reason.
he was screaming his little heart out poor baby.
“I’m not wearing those. Stop.” you do not stop. “Take these off of me right now.”
he wears the ears for half of the day though so a win is a win.
“we’re going to the other park? we’re not going home? there’s 3 more??????”
favorite ride: none
least favorite ride: all
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Hello hello, it's anon from the flight! And how lovely it's this fandom that I got a moniker from an anon confession? I've read the messages and checked the reblogs and wow! I seriously didn't expect for my unhinged message to be this welcomed since I'm three years too late to this beautiful show! With this beautiful people and thank you so much to everyone who recommended me to listen to the Simon-not-actually-made-by-AI actor. AND SINGER! BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED. I'm still in disbelief he's real, like Omar Rudberg is so pretty AND has such a nice voice??? AND HE'S GORGEOUS and he's a great actor and UGH THE CHEMISTRY. With who I now know iis called Edvin and now I feel the need to see them acting next to eachother forever and ever, so much chemistry can't be wasted!! (looking at Netflix. I'm still so crossed I missed out of this beauty for three years wtf Netflix)
SO I binge watched the second season, patience isn't my name, and WHAT THE FUCK. Was not prepared for that rollercoaster. I gotta be honest, I almost stopped watching and went to sleep halfway through the season like ugh I fucking hate that Marcus dude, sure in the end I understand why he was a necessary evil for the plot but I fucking hate love triangles. I was a teenage girl during the height of love triangles in tv shows, I hate them. But I hate August the most. I think of his face and feel enraged.
BUUUUUUUUUUT UGHHHH. THE LOVE BETWEEN SIMON AND WILLE. That overpowered everything. Seriously, how am I supposed to be functional after being a witness to their valentine's ball kiss? And Simon's song? (Which I have been obbsessively listening on repeat WTF I understand nothing but I can feel FEEL the meaning on my bones. This beautiful dude's voice wtf. I can understand Wille's obsession, I'm practically obsessed too now wtf)
AND THE END OHMYGOD. A BALM FOR MY SOUL. I was kind of hoping to get heartbroken AGAin for shit and giggles but noooo, I got the best ending and I'm trying to not be too spoiler-ey since I'm sure I'm not the only human being living in this planet called Earth who's unaware the most perfect TV show exists and it's called Young Royals and beautiful people are in it to everyone taste no matter your sexual orientation (like hello Felice too!)(still shocked Omar Rudberg is a real person and not generated by artificial intelligence, maybe I'll be convinced after some proper sleep time, but for now he's too beautiful to be real. Not even exaggerating and I'm really good at that okay!)
I'm still processing the second season, I took a nap after I finished but I'm still tired since I cried and laughed and was left with the biggest smile in my face (and I also was in an 8 hour flight!) and then went to youtube and saw a clip from season 3 AND OMFG THESE TWO DUDES ARE TOO PRETTY FOR WORDS. Happiness and love look wonderful in Wille, like the literal heart eyes he's delivering there? That's how I feel when I see Simon too. Relatable character is relatable. What can I say about Simon without sounding crazy except I need to protect him at all costs??
I don't know what else to say except THANK YOU for reading me and thank you to everyone who has been nice to me in the comments even when I'm still anon, it means the world to me. I hope I'll be more coherent after eight hours of sleep and I won't be too embarrassed reading my own message tomorrow lmao and I don't know how I'm going to survive until 2024 for season 3, I'm sitting here taking notes for that too! I already know the answer it's fanfics so I'll be checking AO3 but also analysis? Meta? how are you guys for real? I was expecting a teenage fandom with just vibes but I guess I was wrong. And I love it. As much as I love the show and Simon and Wille's relationship and I gotta be honest, Omar Rudberg's face and voice. UGH.
Thank you so much for reading me again and for everyone who has left messages for me, I'll freak out more once I get some proper sleep!
Thank you and I'm sorry again XOXO
YAY thanks for coming back!! 💜💜💜
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Welcome to the Multiverse
Colors sendable (the first image is from @sizzlingcandyjellyfishhh while thesecond image is from @gaybichon), and also the @wynmu vibes thing. While the divider was made by @sister-lucifer (weird url ik but mines weirder soooo)
To all RPers: my very existence takes the narrative and uses it as toilet paper. The 4th wall is my onahole. You can use the askbox to talk to your blorbos.
To let you get started, here are some of my best posts. Remember that the Ourple ones are KINDA mandatory if you want ANY background on wtf is this blog.
List of my powers / Its the end of the world as you know it (and i did it on purpose) / an admin kicked me off the island lmao / Mental Health Time / That one time i traumadumped to mewo omori about my usual shit / PM Seymour has removed me from his internet. / You Absolute Buffoons / The Numeron Game / Well thats a thing that happened! / Out of touch: leap yeap / 🅱️usiness / Magnus did nothing wrong, except its steven universe / welcome to the internet, SCP edition / #HALLOLLAH# / AMERICA IS FASCIST HEAVEN BECAUSE FUNNY / Lost Childhoods / please save those poor gay americans / Free Disco Elysco / Bone to the bad / Priting Wrojects / the True Range of my abilities / the fuck's an apocalypse knight anyway? / @punkitt-is-here fucked Geronimo Stilton and i think its a good thing / Alex goes batshit insane and forces everyone to do as he says... again 🙄 / Screaming in a Pattern. / wizardposting: because powerscaling needed fuckign Zeno Dragonballsuper apparently / BEN 10 BUT LANCER? FUCK YEAH! / So i went batshit insane again / High Geology / fantasy settings on tumblr are really fucking cool actually / RIFLE. IS. FINE. BUT YOU FUCK UP DESIGN YOU UROD. / i technically claimed ownership of Dr. Bright and Betty from glitchtale do you seriously think im NOT gonna do that for homestuck? / XenasOuch / SCP-8000 contest, OR: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC- / LEMMINO but like, 8 years ago / Hazbin Hotel: a necessary... something i guess. / the original joke was my brain yapping about predators sooo...
Below is who i am, and also the tags you can (and should) search for
Hi, name's Alex.
Born on the first ever day of 2005 and also having aspergers, i am a guy from italy trying to make it impossible for anyone to spend a day without knowing who i am. Also i literally trascend powerscaling so hard the only things that can even put a DENT on me are... decided by me. Welcome to the multiverse i guess.
DNI: people who support genocide, people who tolerate corporate bullshit, racists, and terfs.
The following list is ALL THE TAGS USED TO NAVIGATE THIS BLOG. Seriously. This masterpost is an explaiantion for the "portal hub" i placed in the search bar
Lore Post: sometimes the lore of the multiverse, sometimes my personal life.
Welcome to the multiverse: sometimes MASSIVE textpost telling everyone "oh yeah right, this dude has autism", usually me existing. tHE MAIN TAG.
Alex's Answering Machine: literally my asks
The magical workshop: turns out the wizards of tumblr are the reason the phrase "some of y'all have gotten too comfortable saying stuff without getting punched for it" exist. And its up to my autistic, protagonism-fueled low self-esteem high self-awareness ass to... fix shit up.
Belowstory: undertale but REALLY FUCKED UP: so basically frisk falls down and is greeted by a feminine voice that calls itself chara (it becomes slightly visible after getting out of the ruins) and like the good boi undertale character he is he proceeds to save the world. This entire thing exists because one time I was like "how fucked up OP can a sans be before its My Immortal levels of wtf?" And uh yeah here we are uuuuuuh sans greets you by pointing a .44 magnum at you so thank the head of the guards (papyrus) for saving you. Everyone here is broken and just wants A Fucking Break. Also you gain levels in pacifist because LOVE is Level Of VirtuE. Fuck you lmao
Undertale.exe: so I looked at Camilla Cuevas being an awful person. Then i looked at the beautiful anime that is @jakei95's underverse... then i smushed it all toghether to basically create the perfect AU. Frisk is a pansexual fuccboi that Has Game, Chara is THICC and powerful, Betty is built like a ballerina and is 1000 years old, and Asriel is a Streemur. All of them live in this house far away from the city thats literally a larger version of sans' house. All charachters can legally drink (prepare for Drunk Chara shenanigans where its Betty Glitchtale the drunk one instead) and the only one who (probably) isnt gay is Asriel (even though frisk covets the Dreemur Dong) (one day soldier, one day...). Many chatachters from many AUs sometimes come to visit cause, you know. Its a nice place.
Curseworld: massive writing project of mine which is just "adventure time shaped mass of autism". The world is cursed and fucked over, and everything is colorful. Its also part Owl House because fuck you the magic system is FUCKED here.
Internet friends: basically internet stereotype-shaped people. We have a furry thats normal, a reddit/discord mod that just wants to work in peace, and the protagonist is Just A Guy but a-ha! He has both an xbox an...d ps5 thus fucking over any CAD reference. The last sketch i made was a mr.monopoly shaped guy who really wants youngsters to actually AFFORD shit who is married to a very obvious reference to Meru the succubus. Also i 100% intend to put a gag about mr beast living in an ATM when he isnt making videos
Im looking respectfully: look. Back then tumblr was basically Rule 34 with twitter users. Now its way better at the cost of a fraction of their value. Have fun looking at attactive women!
TOH:NEXT GENERATION: not even @moringmark's comics are safe! Enjoy the adventures of ayzee commented by me... telling everyone that shes STRONG strong. Like holy shit girl inherited will much?
Warhammer 50k: listen. This is just me looking at games workshop and fucking emperors tts and going "fuck that. Heres mine". This is a project where my "shard" assegned to this universe basically copies the imperium because, and im not joking, "the emperor is kind of a baka, but then again tzeentch is a thing so...". Also btw TTS is canon as SHIT. Like fr its all canon. Yes even the shadowsun fling, let kitten rest.
Pluripotent Impotence: an scp canon of mine thats basically "the foundation is so cold and clinical they MASSIVELY misunderstood shit". 6140, 6500, 5500 and 7000 are canon. 2718 and 5000 are in the files but they basically might as well not exist. 3812 is living tech support. 166 is in her early 20s and 239 is 19 and they fuck nasty (theyre also childhood friends. Girl Love i guess~) because fuck you clef love wins especially yuri go snort telekill dust. 2317 loves humans and thins theyre cute and squishy and when its seventh child turned out to be fucking JoyBoy? Yeah get this: he DID condemn the fortune teller that was like "dude your sevent child is one of those prophecy children that are so in vogue these days" but also messed with fate so that her death ended up being the coolest and most inspiring shit ever because he was like "considering the average Evil King story, i might as well just... let this happen! Maybe i can convince my literal offspring to spare me!" And it fucking worked. Also a bunch of shit is canon. @i-am-dado looks like a Kpop star and is somft. Dr Jack bright is my character and mine alone and also elias shaw is there i guess. My OC bangs the first one of these 2 amulet boys on a regular basis and the second one occasionally, dont ask why is there a gay polycule when im straight, there are some things that escape my mind. I have been in SCP for a long time and regardless of me making my account 6/1/2024 (LA BEFANAH) i have been here longer than you believe in. From my perspective it took a year before a 5000 contest was announced, so fcuk yoyu
Earth-ℵ₀: the best way to take care of the DC and Marvel universes is... let an autistic dude fix damages done by money-hungry idiots in hollywood. The joker is unimportant. Dr.Manhattan is Done With This Shit. I made a squad with random charachters i like. Lmao suck on uranium rods UwU
ytposting: (Funkdela Catalogue: Encounter starts playing)
Omni-shit: ben 10 is actually a good series guys, and the reboot is an interesting way of showing what would Ben 10 Classic look like if it was made Now
1% enhancement: basically i look at something and go like "hey what if the charachters were basically part me but not in a Knights of the Apocalypse way"
Tumblr italia: aò sono italiano che cos'altro vi aspettate
components: basically i use tumblr as image hosting. LoL.
Items: images turned undertale items. For reference, i have 2³¹-1 HP and my stats are ATK 100000 and DEF 65535. Yes the attack is a yugioh zexal reference. NOSTALGIA IS PTSD BUT GOOD.
Mungeon Deshi: dunmeshi is a good anime and marcille is italian
Full Nelson Analchemist: if FMA exists in my presence im going to give the 20k mg weed gummy to Truth
Evangelion 4.0: look, hideki anno has gone insane. Every time he makes evangelion as the most brain damaging version of telling someone to go touch grass people inevitably miss the point. I take it upon myself to give the @jakei95 treatment to the poor creatures (also fun fact: KAWOSHIN CANON. THEY KISS ON SCREEN. FUCK YOU AMERICA.)
The hoes are stuck: homestuck. What you thought they were safe from my grasp? 人間 you havent seen sheiße.
FeeF the BeeB: minecraft mod bullsheiße
[[Nothing Is Worth The Risk]]: lets just say that sometimes, the multiverse isnt that "cool and good"
Ultimate Sonic: i have a Sonic AU where... uhm... just. If i have a post about that. Just look at it. LoL.
Multiverse Polls: i make tHEM-
Autistic and Artistic: (draws happily)
Side effects of reading this blog can vary between true insight into the inner workings of the universe and self-defenestration from the top of the burj khalifa.
Anyways welcome to the multiverse
Do yourself a favour and dont go out without a loaded gun.
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keep falling into the trap of thinking that if i just Explain why this person is wrong in plain english they will Realise they are wrong. obviously a foolish thing to think. every time they initially respond somewhat positively but with some obviousl flaws, and i point out the flaws! we're so onto something here! then they. they just repeat the same thing? and i point out...the same.....flaw?? and they repeat the same thing and omfg. i want to forcibly inject the words i am saying into their brain because obviously something is getting lost in translation!
like omg i just pointed out that someone's training advice was probably not appropriate since it advocated for punishing a fearful animal for biting. and they Could Not understand what they were doing was punishment. like dude...if something is decreasing a behaviour, it Is Punishment no if ands or buts...and they kept going on about how effective it is, like yeah because YOURE PUNISHING THEM, if it's actually decreasing the behaviour that is literal proof it is punishment! and after like 2 days of comments they left off with 'and idk why you kept going on about punishment' like wtf. were we not even? reading the same book like what did u think we were talking about....
i figure you have a lot of experience with this shit lol...ik WHY like obviously they really didn't want to confront the fact that they maybe did a bad thing but how on earth we managed to talk for so long while being in straight up different conversations...nuts. i didnt even think to ask if they knew what punishment was cos like oooobviously they know what punishment is but. i guess not!
honestly just wanted to rant i hope thats ok...this is such a minor thing honestly like it's not even approaching killing or eating animals but...frustrating, lol
This is something we all run into when trying to advocate, I think. A different context remember so clearly when I first found out about the horrors of animal agriculture as an example, and was utterly convinced that all I had to do was show people what I had found and they’d be as horrified as I was. Sometimes they were, but it didn’t usually help.
Over time I learned that cognitively knowing something is harmful, and lining that harm up with your own behaviour and working to change it are very different processes. I’ve been trying to figure out exactly what leads to that elusive ‘making the connection’ moment for over a decade but I don’t think I’m much closer to understanding it now than I was then.
People get entrenched in their existing beliefs, and often it becomes more about being right than taking the right stance. Often they do end up revising their views, but they will almost never credit that to you or your conversation. Very few people are willing to be wrong in front of someone else, because our defences kick in and our ego gets in the way.
Just know that it is still worth speaking up for all animals, and you just never know what seeds you’re planting along the way. I’ve influenced people I only found out about years later, and sometimes it was something as simple as them seeing my order a restaurant, or me giving a pretty unremarkable answer to why I don’t eat dairy or something. It is always worth speaking up, not only because we owe it to animals, but because we miss out on a lot of hidden opportunities when we don’t.
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Just a "quick word" (it isn't) to thank you all.
I really am so thankful to have you because everyone is so chill with all my cringeness - I don't "care about numbers", I'm not a "big account" either, but I've never attempted to be one anyway. When I started posting things here, I didn't know how nor where to start, where this'll lead me, and I never thought so many people would be interested by my silly ideas and the such. I never lied about my favorite dude, and I know he's definitely not a lot appreciated, but that's Tumblr for you, I suppose! (I never thought I'd stumble upon a few other people who ship my rarepair either and everyday I'm so glad for all this). (I remember comments two years ago or so on Instagram where people were like "lmao wtf delete this" and I never really cared about it, because I know this is a controversial ship - and even if sometimes i feel really cringe/like i'm going too far, overall i don't want to stop because it makes me happy and I'm not hurting anyone)
I'm still a bit insecure from time to time, because I'm only 24 and full of stupid and good vibes, there's literally no way for me to be able to truly write the mindset of a 40ish mad inventor, and i tend to make people softer than they are sometimes, so if i do anything wrong with him, that's definitely not on purpose. I'm only delulu about his fate, but you can't come to me like "what about the atrocities! he's not nice!" and well, fork found in kitchen? It doesn't stop me to want him to be more than just that 'evil dude' and I like to see and explore what could have brought him to this (his past probably left some trauma on him and that doesn't help) (not to forgive anything or idk but imagine being hated by everyone around you, as a child that's fucked up)
You're making this 'fandom experience' fantastic and I met amazing people and I'd love to talk more with everyone but I'm so bad at social and PM on Tumblr GJDSJGFKLGDSKGJ I'm really sorry about my lack of social skills and how much i don't see passing time (anxiety? adhd? autism? could explain things, i can easily get overwhelmed by life and i'm very slow, a little french snail) (tbh, I don't have a lot of 'fandom experience', my first one was with Pokemon and I've met some of my dearest friends thanks to it, and a bit of Baldur's Gate 3 but it has to be one of the worst fandom ever lmao, and I followed it on Twitter, so yeah that was a strange experience)
Thank you all once again for existing, best wishes and much love <3
(I was feeling like getting emotional on main, but I've wanted to do this for a week or so. And even if we don't talk a lot, I appreciate every one of you and I support you)
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Sat 27th April
Well I made it to the weekend although yesterday at work was kind of rough just purely from an anxiety point of view
Got up early to walk Maggie, I needed to get outside. Was a beautiful morning but still v chilly
Matt's mam text him at 7.30am asking to meet us for a walk. I said please no, I've set myself a boundary that I just want one fucking quiet weekend. But they did need to drop his bday presents off. Turned out later that they couldn't meet us for a walk as they needed to help a friend get a tractor out of the mud, thank god, but they came round to 'drop the presents off' and they were here for over an hour. Interrograting about the wedding, wanting us to invite more of their family as a couple of people can't make it etc , bearing in mind I have already ordered place settings and am about to order the table plan so I don't want the guest list to change. Matt said we may invite my maid of honour's parents and his mam came back with 'well they're not really important are they' like excuse me they literally took me in when my mam kicked me out at 16. They took such good care of me when I was in a shitty place. Fuck you 'they're not important'. Now I want to invite them just out of spite.
So that pissed me off straight away. Then it was 'let's get these pies in your freezer, oh god your freezer is so disorganised, the whole thing needs sorted out' like ok i'm sorry I didn't have time to reorganise the fucking freezer on my cleaning spree before you arrived, trying to not give you anything about the house to complain about.
'When are you going to do the escape room with your brothers why are you so disorganised' we're fucking busy! In the next 2 months, we have 3 weekends free and that's before Matt takes his shifts at work for June.
Like please, make me feel even more shit! Please do that! I really need that right now! Just say one fucking nice thing, would that actually kill you?? I complimented his mam's hair and she just went 'meh I don't like it they cut it too short' Just say thank you! Jesus christ
I'm seriously losing patience with them. They seem so pissed that we actually spend time with my family occasionally, as if we should spend every spare second with them. Like no, there are two people in this relationship and we both have family to see. Our entire existence does not revolve around you
Had a nap when they left (it was 11am lmao) and we went for a walk in a park where we used to live and it was lovely and nostalgic. Pets' Corner was open so we went to see the animals - billy goats, pygmy goats, ducks, rabbits, guinea pigs, guinea fowl, lots of sweet little birds, and a beautiful peacock and peahen. This dude was looking particularly handsome today
We got ice creams, and had a lovely walk. I started getting mega anxious on the way back to the car thinking wtf am I going to do when we get home and Matt has to go work on his assignment.. turns out I'm sitting in my pyjamas feeling gross and irritable and sad. He wants us both to go walk Mags but I need to just sit here and decompress I think
#not doing good yall#personal#mental health#family#in-laws#kinda hate them atm ngl#nic's wedding#wish we had eloped#saved ourselves 20K and just fucked off to a hill in scotland to get married alone#too late now#anxiety#sad#idk if im depressed enough to tag depression how sad is that#ugh#walk#Maggie
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Just saw a thread of WAY TOO MANY PPL( ON TWITTER) SAY they didn't know clementine from The walking dead was black... and I gotta say u niggas definitely ain't pay atttention to the game whatsoever. The fact Lee sees a family portrait of her family..(black parents) the fact Clem WAS CONSTANTLY REFERRED TO AS LEE'S DAUGHTER AND THAT WAS PART OF THE GAME MULTIPLE TIMES B/C THEY WERE INTENTIONALLY MEANT TO LOOK ALIKE. I am genuinely CONVINCED IF A BLACK CHARACTER AINT DARK SKIN WITH BIG JIGABOO AS RED LIPS AND A OVER BIG ASS NOSE , U PPL THINK A BLACK PERSON AINT BLACK. HOLY SHIT
"She didn't look black" YES THE FUCK SHE DID ARE U PPL ... holy shit I hate this world so much. No cognitive dissonance no .. thinking brain power being used wtf. And I'm fucking heated because TELLTALE TWD is one of my favorite series I absolutely adored the game and the show and for ppl to be that fucking ignorant is so i genuinely hate u NIGGAS. BRING BACK CRITICAL RACE THEORY U PPL ARE DUMB ASS A PILE OF ROCKS OMG.
ALSO I AAS ABOUT TO SAY PPL HAVE BEEN HAVINF THE SAME "DISCUSSION" ABOUT SAMURAI CHAMPLOO MUGEN BEING BLACK AND ITS JUST IGNORANT ASFUCK AND I HATE U PPL YALL HATE BLACK PPL SO FUCKING MUCH IT REALLY REALLY SHOWS OMG also a dumb ass mutual said "Clem is black.." and I think imma have to unfollow cause that's just ignorant asf bruh idc
I hate to break it to u dumb fucks but not every single black person looks the same we are all very different and uniquely black . Yes Clem started off the game Light skin doesn't make her ANY LESS BLACK . MY BLACKKKKKKKKK BROTHER WAS LIGHTSKIN ASF AND AS TIME WENT BY HE BECAME DARKERRRRRRRR. HE DIDNT STAY ONE SHADEEEE AGAINNN NOT ALL BLACK PPL ARE THE FUCKING SAME LIKE THE MULTIPLE MINSTREL SHOWS AND STEROTYPES NIGGAS LIKE TO PRESENT. HOLY SHIT
Another thing,, why do ppl love to get on the internet to purposely say "this character is black..?" "I didn't know they were black" do ppl ever do that shit with poc or white characters even if u genuinely didn't know a character was black .. stop going to the internet to ask a louder question like that.. when ppl are known (200 years of slavery and hate towards bLk ppl) to viscerally hate black ppl for literally existing
Edit: the dude ended up deleting the post.. but like THE DAMAGE IS DONE ASSHAT
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((( long ramble post)))
trying to figure wtf is going on with your own mental health without the help of a professional + having a mental illness that already fucks with the way you perceive things (ocd) is genuine hell
like, I HAVE a psychiatrist, but he's fucking. awful and always puts medications first over like, figuring out what the fuck is going on
and everything about this whole procedure just feels like, off???
tldr: local man questions if he has The Dissociative Disorder™ whilst being simultaneously given red herrings and blatantly obvious eye opening signals at the same time, and has the same realizations 30 times over because i am in a constant cycle of denial, forgetting and then rediscovering this bullshit
so to put it in a nutshell most of my psychiatrist discussions about the big disorderly things go like this:
psych: so what are you experiencing me: i keep like, having these massive gaps in my memory, where i have no idea what happened or what i did or anythign for hours and hours at a time, and i looked up what that means and its apparently called dissociating? what does that mean? psych: right, that's a stress response. me: yeah, That makes sense. But I've also been unable to remember major events like my sister's wedding or my graduation... psych: well... obviously you were just anxious lol me: *remembers the photos i have as the only proof i have that those events happened, and im smiling in all of them* maybe?? i mean, it didn't seem like that was the case. psych: (completely ignores that) hmmm. okay. anyways- me: also I've been hearing voices??? psych: where? externally or internally? me: internally psych: (visible relief) oh thank god i was concerned it was schizophrenia for a moment, having an internal dialogue is normal :) me: i can't control the voices though, and they don't sound like my own voice in my mind. they're distinct, and it's not like my OCD either. psych: that's normal, sometimes people just imagine things ^_^
so, it was "anxiety" the first time, came back. told him this shit is still happening, and then he blamed it on my medications, and now i'm on a new set, which i suppose needed to happen anyways?
But like, he told me that brain fog and memory loss are a thing with prozac (what i was taking before) and i was like "huh no one told me that" to which he said "well no one says the full list of side effects because no one would want to take the meds otherwise"
i get home, i look up the fucking manual that comes with prozac when you go on it for the first time, and no where. NOWHERE. is this shit on that list of side effects. i look up a list of the side effects, dozens of sites, NOTHING!!!!
I speak with my bestie and he reminds me that,
I dealt with these problems prior to going on medication (something i didnt even remember, lol)
it has literally nothing to do with anxiety bc he himself has crippling anxiety and deals with none of the shit i do
i'm going to shit bricks dude what the fuck is wrong with my stupid brain, it feels like such a wild challenge compared to when i found out about my OCD, like, dude at least with that bitch it was consistent, it was 24/7. as shit as that was at least I knew it was always there, always there to be a bitch, but undeniable none the less.
This current mystery disorder is like, oooOOOooo i'm going to be here SOME OF THE TIME!!! to make you DOUBT it exists!!! and im sitting here like, is this a symptom or is this my ocd fucking with me bro
i feel like i might have some kind of dissociative disorder, but the problem I'm having is that it's not CONSISTENT??? like, some days I'll be like yeah this is the dream and then other days I cannot physically do anything, remember jack shit, feel like my soul is leaving my fucking body all god damn day?
why do people always talk about alters too, it's like, the one thing I don't experience, or at least, the one thing that's rare enough to not hinder me like the actual dissociation problems.
I feel like I can't be certain, and that sets my OCD off, because my brain goes "what if we're faking- what if you're overreacting" which in turn makes me go. insane. I am going insane.
there is sooo much more i could say, but i just realized it;s half past midnight. I should um. probably go to bed.
Goodnight.
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Y'ALL HAVE ME SO SCARED FOR THIS (@cookies-over-yonder @officialgleamstar y'all's posts have slain me) HERE WE GO
like, i'm crting and i haven't even stareted the ep yet wtf-
~spoilers for S2 ep35 under the cut~
preface: I AM SCARED I AM CLUTCHING NICK JR (mouse/rat soft toy) ON THE VERGE OF TEARS
THE PASTA PUNS IN THE INTRO
the sound effects low-key make me wanna throw up-
update: the sound effects make me high-key wanna throw up-
the intro is the high before the storm right? oh dear~
yesss, link is a spouse to his best friends <3
gosh I missed their voices so much <333 <- literally have 100+ episodes it can listen to whenever they want
freddie correcting beth's fact is literally my best friend and i on a daily basis (whos who? we take turns)
i could listen to an entire podcast of just freddie saying facts. like genuinly
HERMIE FACT??? SCAM CONJURED HIM INTO EXISTENCE AS A HIGHSCHOOLER??? MY POOR BOI-
TJ SHOT NICK'S ARM OFF WHAAAAAAA-
TERRY :) WHAT:)?
"your time studying the blade has served you well" what is hapening?
whAT IS HAPPENING????
Terry Jr's back <333
"i did not think that's how this fight was gonna go" same will- same
hey imps? what the fu-
NORMAL'S BACK BOIIIIIIII
ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL NAT 1 HAH
SCARY AND TERRY JR <3
MEMORY TIME OH DEARRR
"in going from enemies to lovers so to speak"
all the fanfics were right- (nicky's reasoning, him attempting to reason with the others)
ron and nicky are such a vibe together honestly
OH NO- NICKY WAS SO REASONABLE TOO AND YET-
LARK AND SPARROW WITH CROSSBOWS TERRY WITH A SHOTGUN WHERE'S GRANT???
"and a badass fight ensues, but also sad"
oh there's grant
OH WE GOT THE WHOLE ASS SCENE OH SHIT-
TERRY SHOT NICKY, NICKY STABBED TERRY-
TERRY JR AND RON <33
terry's memory being ron forgiving him- (henry voice) oh gosh. oh geez-
"did you see what i did to like, my best friend" BEST F R I E N D
"you showed up, y'know?" what if i just combust?
Scary hugging Terry<333
THEY'RE ALL HUGGING
oh my heart
hey glenn, respectfully, fuck offffff
nicky having more emotional intelligence than glenn is so true-
OH HERE COMES THE GLENN AND NICKY AND TAYLOR SHIT-
"i have a memory that you weren't around for. which was the birth of your grandson" AHHHHHHH
"i always thought taylor came out real quiet. like a real stoic ninja." "nope. came out crying like a baby dude"
glenn... glENN. GLENN! NO. NOT INFRONT OF YOUR 3 DAY OLD GRANDSON
THE FANFICTIONS WERE SO RIGHT- (GLENN IN NICKY'S LIFE BEFORE THE FAITHFULL SOCCER TRIP)
brb cause im like actually crying cause of that scene-
ok... lets go... (screaming crying sobbing sliding down a wall)
JODIE VISITEDDDD
FUCKING TELL HIM NICKYYYY FUCKING TELL HIMMMM
"i remember when... was that you? yea, i remember when you were born." WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAS THAT YOU???? THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING SON
YES GLENN. REFLECT BITCH-
"i didn't see a lot of taylor's growing up, and that was- that was- we're cool now, right taylor?" "fuck yea dawgggg. well-" HERE IT COMES
I AM HEEDING THE WARNINGS
"if i'm gonna be honest dad, i've kinda been hoping and keeping an eye out for time travel magic so that we could go back in time and you could be there for me" imma go ahead an roll a d20 of psychic damage- ah, a nat20 damage, yea that seems about righ- HIS VOICE HOW IT WENT ALL SOFT AND QUIET AND SHY AND THE COMPLETE FUCKING OPPOSITE OF HOW HE IS USUALLY OH SHIT OH FUCK
NICKY ROLL PSYCHIC DAMAGE BOI-
"as a result i have developed a number of very bad habits, that i am told are very hard to break"
"it's too late"
"but you know if there is time travel magic, then y'know maybe- or if you find it, you can maybe, pick me up on the way back to the past" HIS VOICE, THE MAYBES-
"we're just 3 cool guys" "well-"
"i didn't even know where you were"
I'M SORRY- THREE (3) YEARS????
NICKY NO- DON'T-
more memories??? MORE MEMORIES??? OH NO-
OUCH OUCH OUCH O U C H-
HE'S DONE WITH KARATE- NO- NO NO NO N O
FUCKING HELL FUCK ME-
sorry, i have strong feeling w/ regards to parents not showing up to (sprots) stuff
~a pattern~
YES LINK, STARE DAGGERS INTO HIM, DEFEND YOUR QPR BESTIE
the- the fanfics were right (glenn keeping his distance not wanting to fuck nicky up but consequentially fucking nicky up)
"as you're saying this, without even wanting it to, tears are rolling down your cheeks. And in that moment, you and Taylor and Nick, all realise that there is no fixing this, that this is as good as it's going to get. That you are stuck with each other in the forms that you are now. You see daddymagic, that same daddymagic that exited Ron and Terry's body, emanate for their bodies like a fine mist coalesce into the air, and then zip into the jar and fill it up a little bit more, cause that's what your relationship is..." what if i- what if i lost it? right here right now?
gosh i DID NOT heed the warnings oh noooooooo
i'm sorry- the US MILITARY? oh fbi too
hahahahahahahah ha hah h a what? JODIE AND MORGAN ARE IN CUFFS-
GLENN LISTEN TO JODIE FFS
"i'd like to see you try" "hey is glenn immune to bullets?"
LINK KING OF HELLL HEYYYYYYYYYY-
NORMAL NO. BESTIE I LOVE YOU HECK I AM YOU BUT FUCK NO-
"dude- both of us look at each other - fear, fear in taylor's eyes. like, what the fuck are we getting into? why did i open my mouth?" FEAR IN TAYLOR'S EYES??? FEAR????
I'M SORRY? THE CAGE????
FIGHT TO THE DEATH??? NOOOOOOOOOOO
In conclusion:
I am now obsessed with Taylor Swift (Freddie's version)
#OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCKITY FUCK-#i- oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo#dndads#dndads spoilers#dungeons and daddies#whispers of the raine
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Chapter 13
you are telling me that man didnt make pancakes in 800 years
“Body studies? Ohoho so you are going to see boobies later?” Taehyung raises his eyebrows and blinks at you. the (wo)man was too stunned to speak
ITS TIME TO WATCH TWILIGHT WITH HIM HHAAHAHAHH
“Do you want to eat me?” He blinks. “Excuse me?” the (wo)man was too stunned to speak pt 2
“I was a doctor for a few centuries and sometimes when no one was looking I used a little vampire magic to heal my patients. I LOVE MY POOKIE
you are telling me witches and warlocks exist BUT NOT WEREWOLF THATS A CRIME EXCUSE ME?? WTF??? RELEASE THEM CRAZY SCIENTIST AND MAKE ONE
“I always wanted to ride a flying broom. Do you think I could ask her if I could ride hers?” *deepens voice, You are beyond adorable, my love
“Do you need to like…poop?” ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS
“I’ve never seen someone hornier than you”, my love, have you seen queen sibi's citizens??
“Perfectly capable”, Hoseok scoffs, “dude you’re already talking like him.” ngl thats so true 😭😭😭
He gives them a bow of his head. ... “Uhm… you too, dude?” HOBI PLS HE IS S FUNNY 💀💀
Taehyung bids his farewells, strutting down the hallways and greeting people in the process, who all seem as flabbergasted as Hoseok and Seokjin. wow she broke him fr, he is really smitten
“Broski what did you do to him?” Hoseok asks MY STOMACH HURTS
Are you guys vampires or something?” you tease back, just to see their reaction. They exchange a panicky look. Hoseok laughs far too loudly. SHE IS REALLY EVIL OMG JUST TO SEE THEIR FACES HAHAH
wtf was that all about yoongles poongles??
WTF IS GOING ON ?? TAE PUNCHING JOON??? THAT TOO WITH FANGS OUT??? IN PUBLIC????
I’m not in the mood to delete a fifty more memories.” haha poor yoongi
oh shit everything is coming back to bit his ass fuck
you are telling me that man didnt make pancakes in 800 years
man is SPOILED S P O I L E D I am telling you 😭
“Body studies? Ohoho so you are going to see boobies later?” Taehyung raises his eyebrows and blinks at you. the (wo)man was too stunned to speak
jsdjfs she is so awkward fjadj I love her
ITS TIME TO WATCH TWILIGHT WITH HIM HHAAHAHAHH
YES I AGREE FNFNFN he'd thirst so hard over half of the adult characters JFJADSF
“I was a doctor for a few centuries and sometimes when no one was looking I used a little vampire magic to heal my patients. I LOVE MY POOKIE
HE IS JUST A POOKIE <3
you are telling me witches and warlocks exist BUT NOT WEREWOLF THATS A CRIME EXCUSE ME?? WTF??? RELEASE THEM CRAZY SCIENTIST AND MAKE ONE
OKAY BUT WHAT IF HE ISN'T TELLING THE WHOLE TRUTH LIEKEK
“I always wanted to ride a flying broom. Do you think I could ask her if I could ride hers?” *deepens voice, You are beyond adorable, my love
I NEED HIM BIBLICALLY
“Do you need to like…poop?” ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS
fjdjsfjsa no but DO YOU??
“I’ve never seen someone hornier than you”, my love, have you seen queen sibi's citizens??
JFJASDJF truer words have never been spoken fansdfn
“Perfectly capable”, Hoseok scoffs, “dude you’re already talking like him.” ngl thats so true 😭😭😭
fjasdjf are you trly friends if you aren't roasting each other?
He gives them a bow of his head. ... “Uhm… you too, dude?” HOBI PLS HE IS S FUNNY 💀💀
JFADSJF I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
Taehyung bids his farewells, strutting down the hallways and greeting people in the process, who all seem as flabbergasted as Hoseok and Seokjin. wow she broke him fr, he is really smitten
LIKE HE IS LITERALLY SO IN LOVE !!!!!!!!!!
“Broski what did you do to him?” Hoseok asks MY STOMACH HURTS
JFASJDFJ I forgot he calls her Broski fajdf this is so funny to me
Are you guys vampires or something?” you tease back, just to see their reaction. They exchange a panicky look. Hoseok laughs far too loudly. SHE IS REALLY EVIL OMG JUST TO SEE THEIR FACES HAHAH
HAHAH I LOVE HER CHAOTIC ASS
wtf was that all about yoongles poongles??
he is so scary (i need him carnally)
WTF IS GOING ON ?? TAE PUNCHING JOON??? THAT TOO WITH FANGS OUT??? IN PUBLIC????
LIKE THE CHAOS IS GOING DOWN FOR REAL
I’m not in the mood to delete a fifty more memories.” haha poor yoongi
jfjasdfj he is TIRED. T I R E D
oh shit everything is coming back to bit his ass fuck
honestly? deserved JFJADSJF
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Also!! Really random!! But I just wanted to say, as a fellow Muslim, when I read that anon message you got I was literally appalled. It’s sadly common but it’s still just as ridiculous.
Being Muslim literally doesn’t mean you have to limit the exploration of sexuality??? It’s a toxic mindset, just cause you’re Muslim doesn’t mean you can’t have desires or cant have any sense of sex and intimacy??? Like wtf??? Get your priorities straight! Legit no man on earth should be able to make judgement on other Muslims behavior because that’s only for Allah to do, and if that anon is so high and mighty then they should realize that they’re committing a sin by stating assumptions on the judgement of Allah, something none of us Muslims have any power to understand or inflict so like 💀💀💀
ALSO the whole gay thing??? Tiresome at this point. First of all, it’s fictional characters and let’s be fr they’re literally dating and in love (biased), but even if they weren’t, literally what does it have to do with the anon? Why can’t they just let people ship and support what they want to support? And also dude gay Muslims exist, coming from a GAY MUSLIM 😭. Yea I pray five times a day, yeah I have read the Quran, yeah I fast, and yeah I’ve ALSO simultaneously been able to love who I want to love which happens to be a woman without doubting my religious beliefs and the god I worship??? Like hello are you dumb (sorry I shouldn’t be bad mouthing in Ramadan but I am cause this is crazy) 😭😭😭.
Legit like who are you to say what’s wrong and right! You’re not supposed to pass judgement to anyways especially fellow Muslims cause you don’t know us and our beliefs and our loyalties! Exploring sexuality and attraction and writing and producing it doesn’t make you a bad Muslim wtf, it makes you human, and humans aren’t perfect like you said, but humans still have their values and at the end of the day isn’t that what you’ll be judged for the most?? Also the whole gay thing again, it is in my beliefs that Allah wouldn’t want me to suffer and be unhappy, if he made me this way it was by his intention and I support peace and love as Allah would encourage and in my heart I know it’s not a sin.
ANYWAYS THATS MY HOT TAKE AFTER SEEING THE POST AND GETTING ANGRY HAHAHA MOVING ON LOVE YOU SAB DONT LET THEM GET TO YOU BLESS YOU 💗💗💗💗💗
thank you ahhh no literally it’s so crazy when someone deigns to think their judgment means anything esp compared to Allah - that anon truly was grasping at straws just to shame me for my fics when why else were they on my page 💀💀
no literally they are boyfriends and no one can fight me on this haha — but for real, everyone is entitled to their opinion but it’s crazy to attack someone for shipping lgbt ships or for being lgbt in general — it’s 2024, come on 💀💀💀 no literally why would Allah make you this way if it wasn’t intended? it’s insane. I’m sure you’re a wonderful Muslim — because I can see your incredibly kind heart and I hope that anon’s words or any other person’s words don’t ever get to you 💕💕
LOVE YOU TOO BABE — DONT LET THEM GET TO YOU EITHER 💕🥹
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I would love to know what fandoms you're into bc I swear I find the randomest shit on my dashboard and they usually correlate with a fandom I'm in.
drum roll please 🥁🥁🥁
GADIES AND LETELMEN. I GIVE TO U . EVERY FUCKING FANDOM (im lying there's no way these are all of them) THAT IM IN
movies, tv and books and yh u get the idea: (no particular order. im reading off a list) - lost in space - do revenge - the sex lives of college girls (leighton murray the beloved <333) - ted lasso (ted is literally just a little guy i love him fr) - free guy - star wars (i haven't watched anything thats new tbh (aka ashoka) BUT IM GETTING THERE) - crush (the best 2022 movie Of All Time) (ignoring that cast drama ofc cuz wtf was that) - warrior nun (beatrice i am on my knees please) - willow (2022) (jade claymore i am single) - hsmtmts (maddox single handily got me to watch season four tbh. saylor bell curda the woman you are. MY GOD-) - hunger games (SAW TBOSBAS YESTERDAY IT FUCKING ATE RAHHHH) - paper girls (i would sell my left kidney for this) (my left kidney hardly works but im sure you get the gesture) - stranger things (atp finn is all i interact w the fandom most of them have acc ruined it. im looking at the stancys, b*lly defenders/stans and the people who basically helped explode steddie. (idm steddie it is just Everywhere) - the half of it (its just a sweet lil movie yk :') ) - tlou (i've only seen the show but ellie is so fucking funny) - mcu (im blaming my father for this one he acc made me watch them from such a young age that the mcu is just in my fucking dna atp. i haven't watched basically any of phase five other than gotg 3 tho BAHAHHFDJFH) - ALSO THE ATSV MOVIES EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I LOVE EM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
musicals WOOOOO (yh im kinda a musicals kid moving along): - six the musical (im a lesbian. no explanation needed) - dear evan hansen (cried seeing this live. i am NOT talking about the movie) - & juliet (idk this musical just. ate.) - mean girls (ITS COMING TO THE UK IN SPRING 2024. AND THE MOVIE IN JANUARY IM GONNA BE SOOOOO ANNOYING) - rent (i need like every version of I'll Cover You to be injected to my DNA immediately fanks) - the prom (nothing compares to the lesbian musical of all time (i am NOT talking about the netflix adaption (although araina debose did kinda eat)))
MUSICIANS RAHHH - t swizzle (need u to immediately realise although i am a swiftie i : am aware her music is not for everyone and can accept that she very much is not this perfect person. she has made mistakes in her career . no one is a perfect person. but i will NOT tare this away from her songwriting being fucking insane) - renee rapp (she's the loml she wants me fr (she doesn't know i exist)) (renee releasing any piece of music makes me better and worse at the same time) - holly humberstone (COOLEST FUCKING PERSON ON THE PLANET I LOVE HER MUSIC SM GOD ITS JUST SAD MUSIC RAHHH) - muna (i love cool gay people) - girl in red (see previous point) - sabrina carpenter (although i don't like acc know that many of her songs (rip) she's so fucking cool dude i can't even deny it if i wanted to) - foo fighters (yes i went from taylor swift to foo fighters what about it i love rock music too <3) - arctic monkeys (their music eats next question) - foals (RAHHH AWESOME BAND RAHHHH)
#if i come up w anymore i will add but uhm. yeah.#also my comfort movie is wall-e#i fucking love wall-e <3#fandoms
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