#like who tf did i piss off here jesus christ

[cheemken]

It's been like a week and I still can't see photos here on tumblr I'm at my limit

[jacedified]

things i cant stop thinking about !!

most of this is going to imperium related so enjoy my brain turning mwah

also pls ignore my mid sentence rambling i have a serious problem

warnings: gore/mentions of death , violence , imperium , swearing :D , adult with internet access cant shut up

- yandere caller being a shade

(someone said this on a hc list and now im actively running with it)

- sams eyes being brown

(as a brown eye haver i know he misses them dearly and i wnna give him the worlds sweetest biggest longest hug)

- the idea of gavin “slicing” peoples threads for kody in imperium

(forcing my husband ((i need therapy im married to a fictional incubus)) to do such acts simply because you want to you sick freak ILL FUCKING KILL U- oh wait gavin already did xoxo kiss my ass from hell kody)

- the look on kodys face at the end of it all

(as previously stated i wanted that man dead.. i just wanna make sure hes actually gone yknow)

- what asher’s smile looked like when him and david were together (imperium)

(knowing that david was gone, hearing the random audience member asking for david to be alive and left alone in the first imperium video, knowing they were mates, knowing how heartbroken asher was after his death i just wanna see them happy maann ((it feels criminal to use emojis on tumblr)) 😭😭)

- if lasko calling freelancer “my dear” when you first met him in the haven was a sneak peek for his later ((is the word prime for like normal redacted universe characters i can’t remember, like prime lasko yada yada)) listeners name

- if no one was watching gavin WOULD HE HAD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IMP!HUXLEY???

(the amount of shit talking hux did when freelancer and gavin first get to the haven had me ready to fight in an instant ((it mightve just been my overwhelming adoration for gavin but still)) like he was acting like an annoying jock who gets a job as security for some fuck ass rich university and thinks hes on top of the world like dont piss me off huxley or damien gets it in the other universe so help me god)

- is anyone else as attracted to the tension between vincent and asher in imperium as i am..

(i have no words for how “yippee kicking my feet happy smiley kiss now kiss now what if u kissed rn” i was when asher and vincent are talking but also i feel like pet ((is that vincents listeners name or vegas I CANT REMEMBER PLS)) was behind a door listening in and getting jealous bc “that should be me holding your hand..”

… excuse the outburst)

- vampire milo.. thats all

(GAWD hes so hot like he always is and always has been but jesus FUCKING christ theres something about him having been a vamp did something to me that i cant even explain)

- what was avior saying to lasko to make him irritated with him..

(i mean yeah hes a yapper but i feel like it was just “hey we need help down here” and lasko rolling his eyes and waiting two weeks before actually doing anything)

- WHERE TF IS ELLIOT WHERE TF IS SUNSHINE CAN I BEAT BLAKES ASS??

- what would have happened had milo not broken the ward

(again someone else mentioned this ((i would tag them but it was 6hrs ago and i was just scrolling and reading)) and now i cant stop thinking about it)

- what is avior hearing in his last video

(its been a while since ive actually listened to aviors playlist again but there was a voice or sounds he was hearing after getting out of the meridian and its just been on my mind)

- gavin having a myspace account

(he would love myspace i just know he would and i feel like he’d be an avid tumblr user but like its just him posting his favorite pics of himself from the week and updates on whatever small pet him and freelancer would very obviously inevitably get bc he saw it in a pet store or on the street and couldnt resist)

- what happens when freelancer gets old..

(freelancer is just that.. a freelancer. they arent a vamp, or a demon, or even some secret third thing.. what happens to them and gav when they get old. have they had that talk yet? i shouldnt think about this bc it makes me spiral into a bucket of tears and sadness bc its the same thing with sam and darlin’ like we wont know what theyll do when their partners get old and they are still young and immortal.. sigh 😔)

- can i cut the meridian open with a knife if i tried?

(how thin is the meridian? how easy is it to access? how long would it take me to literally stab it open? ((i have serious issues)) )

- imp!damien..

(yea i have a crush on him or whatever nothing crazy)

- is the person asher catches in imperium baabe or is it just random listener #18683 ?

(obviously my first thought when i listened to imperium like a year ago i thought baabe nd asher would be together ((i was delusional and on an asher high)) but then when it was revealed that he and david were mates in that universe did that mean baabe just doesnt exist or are they the person that gets caught by him or again some secret third thing)

- what happens to angel in the mess that is imperium, honestly what happens to all the shaw pack listeners

(obviously sweetheart is left out of this equation bc them and milo are still happily obsessed with each other in every universe BUT angel, baabe, and darlin where yall at??)

- WHERE ARE THE AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EMPATHY DEMONS IN IMPERIUM UNIVERSE??

(this just popped into my mind but WHERE IS MY SON?? what have u done with my son WHERE IS MY SON??!!?)

- is anyone else as obsessed with just erik and his mind?

(that handsome blessing to my youtuber universe.. i could listen to him babble for hours and will do so bc it feeds my “listening to nerdy man babble on abt his fixations” quota)

- what imperium versions of characters do people prefer over their counterparts

(personally i prefer imp! huxley, damien, and vincent over their prime versions ((still dont know if im using the term prime in the right context)) idk what it is but well i know what it is for huxley and damien but we dont need to get into why i dont like hux and dames rn :D but for vincent i just like seeing a different version of him i think.. hes so confident with his decisions, and knows what he wants in imperium i just want that for regular vince too.. sigh)

uhh anyways.. i think thats enough thinking for now, going back to sleep

stay safe out there

[my-name-is-jefferooni]

The new issue is, uh… Well. It’s an issue.

I don’t mean this in a bad way on the production half of things, because I can tell everyone works their asses off just to pump out all this quality art and decent writing. Like. Look at me and tell me those backgrounds and panel placing and coloring did not take weeks to get finished. Tell me that right fucking now.

However, I’m especially pissed at the morals in this issue. To jump right to the point, since Surge is here, Sonic’s morals have to be questioned front and center AGAIN. It is a joy to see someone finally seeing the flaws in Sonic’s whole “Oh, well since I say you can do whatever tf you want, you can do whatever tf you want. As long as you don’t cause property damage UWU” However, it’s getting very irritating seeing how this is the very literal case for Surge. She is the ONLY ONE (Along with Kit) who sees the glaring flaws in this philosophy, the ONLY ONE who dares to challenge Sonic’s ideals.

When Sonic starts getting ahead of himself and says “Hey, why not introduce Surge to Whisper for real this time?” And when Amy gives him a look, Surge immediately cuts in to say, “Oh yeah! Why not? Everyone loves you and your judgement, so why tf not?” And then when they get to the Diamond Cutters base, and when Sonic offers a chance for Surge to join, Tangle says “I do believe in Sonic’s ideals…”

LIKE. HELLO??? TANGLE????? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU EVEN ARE ANYMORE????? ARE YOU EVEN THE REAL TANGLE?????? SINCE WHEN WOULD YOU EVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?!?!?

It’s extremely annoying to see Sonic get all this glory and all this support for preaching his words like Jesus Christ. Many people have made the connection already multiple times, and I am in no way going to gloss over it. Sonic treats his words like they’re a way of life, like they’re verses in a fucking Bible. Yes, people should be free to think and do how they want, but if that’s the case, then you gotta let people choose to be angry and be terrorists and be murders! Because according to you yourself, that is what they have the choice to do! That’s what they have the freedom to do!

Now I will state that Surge and Kit have been told what to do for as long as they know. They have no memories of their past, so all they knew up until Starline’s death was the constant “Do this” or “Do that!” Just on and off manipulation, over and over again, never stopping, never ending… That’s all they knew. So when given the chance to have real functioning lives, it’s very reasonable to see them immediately rebel against everything the rest of the world stands for. Kit is literally made to follow Surge’s every demand and her every move, so he doesn’t have much say here, but Surge has all the brain freedom to do what she pleases, and the first thing she chooses once free of Starline is to rebel against literally anything good. And that is Surge’s own decision! That is her choice! Sonic saying she can be whoever and do whatever is basically a one-way golden ticket to Doomsday!

And then Sonic turns around, and claims that the only path to true freedom is to be peaceful??? I’m sorry, does this guy know what he’s saying? Does he know the rough definition of freedom? Does his know what his face-hole is spewing right now?

Look. I love Sonic in these comics. He’s fun, he’s outgoing, he’s nice, and the fact he has questionable ideals in the first place shows a lot of flaws that we don’t get to see in the games! But he shouldn’t be going around preaching these beliefs like he’s fucking God! It’s like he’s trying to rewrite the Bible over here!

So when everyone is just so incredibly FINE with it and doesn’t even think to question a single thing he says… It’s incredibly backwards. It makes Sonic seem like this deity, like this all-powerful being that’s equal to God in every way shape and form! It makes everyone else seem like sheep! Which is shockingly ironic because the only actual literal sheep here doesn’t even say anything about Sonic’s morals and just lets the chaos happen. Lanolin doesn’t give two flying fucks about Sonic’s morals and that’s hilarious to me. But compared to everyone else? It’s extremely sad seeing how so far only her, Metal, Whisper and Surge/Kit have been thinking on this.

My advice? Give everyone else the freedom to think as well! Make people question Sonic, give them a few panels to ask him what he really means, let them ask him for clarifications or something! Don’t just let them all sit by and watch him cosplay as Jesus fucking Christ!

At the beginning, seeing Surge step up and question Sonic’s morals was amazing! It was revolutionary! A spectacle to behold! But now everyone just wants it to be commonplace in Mobius, (Yes I’m calling it Mobius and no I am not over the fact that Mazuri exists in the IDW comics) and I know I am not alone!

So if anyone on the comic teams sees this, know that you are doing a very good job, but there are quite a few holes in this part of the plot and it desperately needs to be addressed.

So sorry to @spiritsonic for tagging you because I know you’re very very busy but I do hope this gets to you and some story adjustments can be made for future issues. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR WRITING STYLE AT ALL, I JUST THINK THIS PROBLEM NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED IN UNIVERSE.

Thank you so so SO MUCH for reading this, I really appreciate your time. Have a good day/night!

[bionicdragonguardian1]

Ranma 2/4

Part  Two: Chapter 13 - 25

Unless someone comes up with a better name I’m sticking with this one

HOW tf is the principal crazier than before?!

Yup, spreading out the Kuno-Principal thing

Is Sasuke seriously an anime-only?!?

Like I said Ryoga needs to chill a little first

Main reason I don’t like Ukyo That scene where she blatantly states she’s fine with turning Ranma into something he’s not rather than helping him

(Ignoring the near constant amount of undermining his abilities)

“I’m gonna cheer him up” as she holds a sword! Why?!

 Ranma you dummy, hug Akane!

I hate this demon/ghost cat

Shampoo, you manipulative bitch

Akane learns to swim like a normal person

The lifeguard in me can’t do it

 The principal is background shenanigans

Totally forgot about the kid who wants to play video games and is “weak” bc of it

Definitely need to find a different reason tho

 Lazy little shits are a pain

Also his mom is crap

 Akane… why you be dumb?

 Weird Happosai is Santa plot…

What is with the Excalibur meets lucky 1000 meets fairy godmother?

Good news is, with what I’ve done to Kuno’s understanding of Ranma’s curse Ranma knows Kuno wouldn’t give him that wish and calls it quits sooner

Someone just needs to explain Ranma’s really confusing sense of morality to me

 Cuz it’s either on 110% or it’s nonexistent, now normally nonexistent is for Kuno but still

 Look Ranma’s got ego problems but he ain’t stupid

No betting the Tendo Dojo at five!

 On what planet is that a legal document?!?

Some1 tell me why Shampoo using Ranma as a stop ramp bugs me so bad

That mo when you can’t remember if the Hot Spring Challenge is when Ukyo met Shampoo in the anime…

I don’t think so…

Akane you made me need to google a word

That like never happens Ranma you idiot

So close but so far

So much more logic, thanks

I mean more insanity, but it explains why Ranma swapped clothes

Finally! Ranma apologizes

Jesus Christ someone would think I won the goddamn lotto with how loud I cheered when this happened

600% approve of this over what happened in the anime

Oof poor Ranma

Hahahaha in your face Shampoo, but I also think I know why Ranma chose it

Poor Ryoga

I KNEW this guy was coming I still hate it

YEET you can’t PAY ME to  do this arc

Look, is it the fact that I had etiquette and dance classes as a child and everyone assumed this is what it was like? Probably.

It wasn’t so I won’t.

Any1 else notice how Nabiki is one of the few ppl that uses she/her when Ranma is in his cursed form no matter what?

Why does this bug me?

Akane, stop beating Ranma up, honestly

This is closer to abuse rather than teasing

*sighs*

 Gotta work that out of the narrative, intentional or not

Every1 sayin she’s violent isn’t helping

Like I said really fucking morally GREY Nabiki

How grey can you go before you get black? 

 Let’s find out together

Can everyone PLEASE stop treating Ranma like an object?!

 I literally can’t tell if Nabiki is fucking Aro or not…

STRESS

Why is this so hard?!

I hate seeing Akane cry

I know she’s playing Ranma like a kazoo, but the point still stands

WHY ARE YOU TWO SO DUMB?!

Nope, nevermind it’s just Ranma that’s a fuckin idiot I blame Genma

No, I’m not kidding

*sighs* I don’t condone Nabiki doing this in any way just for the record THAT’S not an apology Ranma!

This mess is totally your fault Nabiki

STRESS

am I intentionally pointing out where this work of fiction is stressing me out since I’m now online schooling and suffering for it? Yes, fuck off.

 Actually, don’t.

But Fuck Covid19

Aww his hat’s back!

Why do I love his hat so much?

No, seriously Akane’s so cute!

Oooww tree

y’know the sec she realized what Ranma was doing Nabiki should’ve TOLD him!

Congrats Ranma ya got the wrong sis- I mean the right- but wrong- dammit y’know what I mean

Some1 give me a logical explanation for why Ranma goes on a date with a panda doodle, PLEASE

I do appreciate the epic battle background fight for the anime

Further proof that Happosai sucks

Manga name’s somehow less believable I think it’s the use of “snowman” rather than “yeti”

Did Soun just find out that Pchan is Ryoga, and say nothing?

Ooo, Imma commit arson

Remember when I said obey Physics and Medical, I meant it

Arson is wrong and I know this but “transgender bitch” crosses the line

I will do it

Shampoo is a fucking yandere psycho

Just sayin “we’ll see who can get him first” 

honestly, any other group and I’d be annoyed, but these four can’t work together for shit I

’m still pissed at Taro, but he can kill Happosai, please

I can’t tell if Shampoo, Mousse and Ryoga are being purposefully obtuse or not

I just reread their names I know the answer to at least two of them

Idk how I feel about Kuno-amnesia we’ll see

yep, Kuno gives me the creeps w or w/out his memories

kinda wish this was anime

jesus christ, poor Ranma

press f to pay respects for Ranma’s stomach

InstaRegret

 Also Ukyo’s assumption that some1 can make Ranma doing anythin he doesn’t want to is crap

Like HELLO! Wake up moron!

Nabiki, I mean this in the nicest way possible, shut the fuck up

You’re making it worse

Also TALK to each other you ding dongs!

OH RIGHT! I almost forgot about the biggest fucking insult that Ukyo said of her own freewill!

It also proves that she doesn’t know Ranma as a person AT ALL!

It’s not a pick one or the other kind of thing

The fact that she thinks Ranma would accept that is insulting

The fact that she thinks that is insulting and makes me hate the patriarchy

Again, treating him like a prize than a person

*tries not scream, sighs*

Nabiki, you’re the cause of at least 30% of the stress I get from this

You having feelings ain’t the fucking problem here Ukyo, you not acknowledging Ranma’s is

 I hate fake criers, anyone who does this I hate you

Always let others in on your plans, kids

When’s every1 gonna realize Ranma’s “wishy-washy” cuz no one’s ever committed to HIM before?

This episode confused me, I’m prepared to be MORE confused

Less confused, I’m surprised

 Gonsunkugi, you creep

There is SO much wrong with this

*shudders*

WHAT?!

Y’know I didn’t think Gosunkugi could surprise me, I was wrong

Happosai still sucks unfortunately for all of us he’s now weird on top of it

I love how much Ranma needs to be kicked in the teeth to get any character development out of him

Ryoga is my #1 choice for it, always

Ranma… why are you like this?

Genma, emotional range of a goddamn wall

I am jealous of Ranma’s brain

I could be SO mean with the Shishihokodan

Also, are they implying that Ryoga has depression?

Gimme Ranma’s brain

I won’t ask for his confidence cuz that’s impossible but I want his brain

In Akane’s defense, given what she knows she couldn’t’ve known how badly that would affect Ryoga

 I ain’t gonna say “leave Shampoo” cuz that’s cruel

I like the “turn into a Cat” rather than the “Can’t Cross” & the use of New Year’s rather than random but this still brings around the fact that she doesn’t LISTEN to him

Mousse you’re NOT helping in fact you’re actively making it worse did you miss when he said blatantly “I don’t wanna”

oh, sure, NOW you’re ok with it

ugh Mousse, you have a brain, I’ve SEEN you use it. Do so now.

This entire episode weirded me out

IDK if it’s the age-dff or the fact that he was makin it up and somehow everyone thought this was okay … 

I won’t YEET it but MASSIVELY change

heheheh

Light bulb

NOPE I’m keeping this surprise to myself

it was a rather sweet end tho

Oh, this episode is a mess and a half, honestly

Also Nabiki, congrats you’ve literally enabled a stalker S

o many laws are broken here

okay, so Kodachi not being in on Ranma’s secret after so long makes sense purely because she doesn’t go to their school

however, with what i’ve done to make Kuno marginally less dumb it makes a little bit less sense…

I literally hate Kuno with what I’ve done to his logic of Ranma’s transformation, but that’s the point Kodachi… how do I handle you… oh, duh!

Ok, so Kodachi is now also terrible

 I’m trying to figure out where this is in the plot since there is ZERO

Ok, there’s a LINE, Nabiki

This one would be touching, if it didn’t end the way it does

TALK gentlemen! 

It won’t kill you

Fuck a parent that says they’re not your parent for no reason, EVER

I am going to make this hurt

 Also gonna take out Genma’s fail at stealth

 Remember I said Akane’s going to learn to cook

heheheh

sorry, I just love this idea

Oh this is SO against the rules it’s not even funny

 tiny adjustment so they actually have quasi-competent referees

Crazy wants crazy?I won’t stop ‘em

I reiterate: CHEATING!

I am aware that the “ending” apparently sets them back to the start in terms of their relationship but I swear to God if they pretend shit like this didn’t happen I will scream

 Someone ships something other than Akane x Ranma PLEASE explain why/how

don’t ship bash but I would insight when you explain 

STICK TO CANON

please trust me, I’m a multi/poly/crack shipper

(for frame of reference to a bnha I ship DabiHawks)

I understand the appeal of Fanon

however, I would like to stick to Canon here

so no Fanon

Canon Only

Fully love that high kick

Genma shows Ranma’s secret here, but they already know… so… I shall find out

Ooo, you’re not getting out of this Ranma

Do you know how tempting it is for Akane to at least tell Ranma she’s a girl- oh wait gendered sports… right…

Ranma… 

if you didn’t realize it was Akane when she hit you for calling her klutzy I can’t help you

I want to commit arson at some of the comments…

but can confirm that these are HS boys

 Doesn’t mean I gotta like it

I was wondering how long I was going to have to wait before tearing into Nodoka

FINALLY

Took me WAY too long to remember that Nodoka calling Ranko tomboyish is due to how he speaks in Japanese

I’ll need to figure that out since… English

Can I explode on Genma’s choice to take Ranma at TWO?!

Can I further explode on both of them for making a TWO YEAR OLD “sign” a Seppuku Pledge?!

I hate both of them, honest

ALSO communication! 

Genma! Just fucking TELL HIM!

Making her transphobic is SO tempting

I don’t mean in a “i hate you” way I mean in a “I sheltered my whole life” way

 It’s still bad, and painful, but she can easily learn from that

Or be worse, this could go 2 ways

I feel so bad for Akane for this entire conversation

Also poor Ranma like ouch… 

 Awkward

I’m going to make this hurt something fierce

Slight change since I’m hoping Ranma isn’t as “peak fight or flight” by this point

Genma don’t be an asshole for FIVE MINUTES

Please, that’s all I want

If she doesn’t learn the truth before the end I will make a bad decision

Really, I will

Don’t kill Genma, you can’t

 Akane, don’t say like you wouldn’t… honestly

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth, honestly, just look the other way Ranma

*sigh* 

Ranma…

See, this kind of crap here is why I really don’t like Cologne

any other day Akane’d be right

oof, that means he self aware that girls flock to him

I’m quite frustrated by that if I’m honest

Ranma is clueless about all the wrong things

I love him but God I wanna punch him sometimes

Why is there a swing from the ceiling?!

I had a jolt from the way they set that panel up, thanks

Are you trying to kill me?!

Thank you Cologne, now fuck off

Oh thank God, at least he learned

This is nonanime stuff so I have no clue what’s happening but anything to make Happosai miserable

I’m enjoying this immensely

 ugh, “think of it as a compliment” ghost

Eat me

 okay, yeah, as much as I want him dead, that’s worse

I’m glad he’s not a one-and-done character

I will forever ONLY call him Taro when it is NonDialogue

Wait Saffron as in big-bad Saffron?

I literally only know pieces of the end so I’m just pulling from what I know

Lol, wait… was that soldier Anime only too?

I almost liked you there for a sec Taro

Now I’m pissed again

bravo

Oh, YIKES

… if Ranma falls into the Spring of Drowned Twins would he split?

 I’m not going to DO IT, obviously!

I’m just curious okay… 

that answers that… and kills anyone other than Ranma’s plan to turn back to normal I hope everyone is aware of that

oof

Since when is there a castle on an island in Japan

tis just a scratch, I’ll admit that was funny

Ranma… your stomach gets you in so many problems

ok, that was wholesome

I approve

Okay, so my understanding is that Mrs. Tendo got sick, so I can understand the reactions to Kasumi

BUT I still find it odd because… well… anyone in my house gets sick and you mostly can’t even tell I mean, minus a worse attitude and a mask, other than that though, nope we keep ‘er movin’

 I’m moving this section sooner EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!

I like her mom’s cookbook tho

I could make a Ranma x Ryoga joke here, but I won’t

I also won’t make a Ranma x Ryoga joke chapter cuz I’m nice like that

Actually I might have no choice

I’m FINE just dying

 Help

my multishipper heart is dying here

 I love this

InstaRegret for THREE people

If nothing else, I’m impressed

(well three once Ranma’s back to normal)

I need help

Fangirling/Fanboying/Fanpeopling is dangerous folks, remember that

Poor Ryoga

Though I too feel that right now like where do I look because everything coming in at mach 6

I’m changing that one scene tho cuz I can’t justify the aftermath without it

This… is… weird to say the least

I feel like I should just expect anything with Gosunkugi remotely involved to be weird at this point

okay, not as weird as I expected

glad it was short tho

I think I am officially out of anime terf

YAY, new content!

This is why I ask about any ship that isn’t Ranma x Akane

Also, names?

That- that- that can’t... 

I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT!

EWWW

gross

WHY?!?!!

also, biology, that’s not how that works!!

You two ARE idiots

Ryoga you die I’ll kill you

Well… that hurt to see so quick…

Ranma, get up!

I officially hate this Herb guy

ok, so if you put HOT water in the ladle do you stay that way forever?

Alright! Way to go Ryoga!

I need to stop shipping Rivals it’s bad for my health

fucking eat it you dick!

 Poor Akane

nevermind, Ranma you idiot

awwwww

ok, so that whole no more Anime-content… I was wrong, and I admit that, but still

I’m just thinking of my bff when they realize she’s an adult cuz, yeah, she’s like that too

 except like physically an adult unlike tiny-Hinako

 oh MY GOD Ukyo you’re driving me up the goddamn wall I swear!

THANK YOU AKANE!

 “You’re all Ranma’s fiancées” when only one of them actually is 

GIANT SIGH OF ANNOYANCE

Ranma, learn to communicate, PLEASE!

Okay… so is this where they figured it out or are some ppl still in the dark?

TIMELINE!!

Honestly, mood Ranma, mood

This entire plot line confuses me if I’m being totally honest

I mean I live for the Akane focus, but there are so many better ways to do this

[chrissyl0v3]

Party Crasher Thoughts

Ay new episode! This one was honestly a total shitshow😂 It was 2:30 am when it came out for me so my sleep deprived brain could not process what was going on in this episode for the life of me lol, so now im watching it once again with subs to really get the full feel for it!

Subbed episode found here

Oml he dyed his hair to look like Adrien, that’s so creepy..

HE HAS HOLOGRAM TECHNOLOGY???

w a c k

A-HA, I KNEW EMILIE WASN’T SOME SAINT but I wonder what she did..

wh-

OMG HE ACTUALLY CATCHES BUTTERFLIES LMFAO WHY IS HE WEARING A BEE KEEPER SUIT THO?? GABE THEY DON’T HAVE STINGERSS

awwww he’s such a good boyfriend

That girl just picked up a tree all by herself while all the others are partnered into two. BUFFINETTE IS STILL A THING, SCREW THE FLOUR BAGS

I get this is supposed to be reasoning for Kim to be able to swim but Adrien why the actual fuck do you have rose petals in your bathtub??

Nino is taking advantage of Adrien’s lack of knowledge about friendship and it has me kinda pissed

cuuuuuuuute

Jesus Christ.

Rip they just killed Marinette

IF THEY JUST TOSSED CARS THEN THEY DEFINITELY KILLED MARINETTE

Max bribing Gorilla once again is still hilarious

Why is Thomas here????? Just another self-insert smh

FHJGHKJSDGJKDSGHKJDHGSKAGSK

wtf

BUFF���IN👏ETTE👏

First off, Wicky wicky wah. Second off, does Adrien even realize Master Fu is here?

I don’t know whether to laugh or sigh

HAHAHA

This is 100% the funniest part of the episode

OH NO! HE CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HIS AIRPODS!

It’s blatantly obvious that that akuma came from the Agreste Mansion bUT OF COURSE NO ONE NOTICES

THE SONG THEY KEEP PLAYING SOUNDS SO SIMILAR TO THE YMCA SONG I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS SO

That’s Collector’s powers???? Gabriel you’re becoming very unoriginal

ohhh. So Collector but cooler.. a’ight

AWWW he gives Mari such a sweet look 💖💝💘💞❣️💕💓💖💝💗💞💘💞❣️💕💓💖💝💗💞

HE’S ONLY WARNING HER AWWWWWW GAGFDKJSAH

What is that face for lmaoo

Wait a gosh darn diddly second, why is the main focus point on Luka during an Akuma fight? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

LADYNOIR JULY BABY

oh fuck.. That’s not good lol

This man just carries around the Miraculous box wherever he goes? MMMM that’s not safe

AAAAAA OMG IT’S HAPPENING

(Bonus Live Feed of my reaction)

blurred for privacy lol

w h-

Max is literally just with lighter hair and sunglasses.. His design is horrible, fricking thanks, I hate it

ALSO HOW TF DOES CHAT KNOW HIS NAME????

H O W??? also OMG ITS H I M I DON’T EVEN REALLY LIKE LUKA BUT BOY BE LOOKING NICE IN A COSTUME FVVMCSSVHSB

Me and the boys getting ready to defeat an Akuma

HAH

Dear god they suck

THIS KID IS STILL SWIMMING

This.

that looks so cool lol

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All in all my total rating for this episode is 7/10!

Reasoning:

It was bad for the boys the lies to their gfs just to spend time with a friend

Marinette really shouldn’t have lied either

There’s a lot going on and its hard to focus on the main point

This episode is obviouly way out of order because Chat Noir acted like he knew Pegasus and Viperion 

I just didn’t enjoy the episode that much, it was fun though!

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Catholicism vs Protestantism, a personal re-evaluation

I write this with the full knowledge that I am likely to piss off both sides.  Catholics will say “Umm, we don’t need your approval, and to think we care about your opinion is arrogance.”  People from both sides will also object to the idea that there might be genuine believers in the other camp.  I don’t care. I’ve had more discussions with Catholics since coming to Tumblr than I have since college and I feel as if my views are changing, and I’m writing this mostly for myself, with the secondary benefit that perhaps it might make other people think.  Writing things out helps me organize my thoughts.  I genuinely do believe understanding is best come about through dialogue and discussion.  Weak arguments lose out when confronted by stronger ones, and new insights are gained. “As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another.”  Even if this process does produce sparks.

               I must lead out by making it clear that I am not, in any way, in favor of ecumenicalism or universalism.  The truth is the truth, and anything contrary to it is, by definition, false.  Still, I think we need to look at the points at where we differ and determine how important those differences are.

               Full disclosure: I grew up protestant, with a Baptist theology, and I’ve held to that throughout my life.  I knew plenty of catholics growing up, due to a nearby church and my area having the greatest population of Chaldeans in the country.  (Catholic arabs) ��At risk of sounding racist, from my childhood perspective, they were almost all—so far as I ever knew—incredibly crass, clannish and materialistic, and this greatly colored my views on Catholicism growing up.  My incomprehension of all the “bizarre” rituals I saw taking place in the catholic churches didn’t help either.  And I did observe some masses during this time.  Moving forward, this view only grew more fixed, the more I learned about theology and catholic beliefs and practices.  Their view on the transubstantiation of the host, the “necromancy” of seeking power through dead people, their elevation of a man to God’s infallible mouthpiece when anyone who knows history should know better, their belief in salvation through works, infant baptism, worship of Mary, their elevation of tradition to the level of scripture in the same fashion of the Pharisees…  Eventually my position became, “there might be genuine believers within Catholicism, but it will be in spite of it, not because of it.”

               That was my position for decades, and I had little reason to change it with few, if any, interactions with catholics that might alter my view.  To be honest, I still believe those things.  I believe they are doctrinally and logically incorrect.  But my view of the practitioners have changed. Discussions with such people on tumblr as @tradfems made me reexamine my position (which makes TF’s blocking of me all the more sad, since I genuinely liked and respected her), and I remembered something one of my pastors taught me.

               There are three expanding circles by which the Christian should categorize their beliefs.  First is the “core.”  These are those beliefs and positions without which you cannot be a Christian at all. If you deny the deity, sacrifice, sufficiency of Christ, then you’re not a Christian.  If you deny the authority of Scripture, you cannot be a Christian. The sinfulness of mankind and the need for forgiveness…etc.  These are relatively few things.  Perhaps the Apostle’s Creed sums it up best:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth;

And in Jesus Christ his only Son, our Lord; who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate, was crucified, dead, and buried; the third day he rose from the dead; he ascended into heaven, and sitteth at the right hand of God the Father Almighty; from thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead.

I believe in the Holy Spirit, the holy church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body, and the life everlasting. Amen.

Greater nuances were added to exclude later heresies as these basic truths were twisted and definitions manipulated, but bottom line is, if you deny any of these, you aren’t a Christian.

               The next, bigger circle are “convictions.”  These are beliefs and practices that you firmly hold to be biblically and doctrinally correct, but which believing in, doesn’t make you any less saved.  These are often the items that cause divisions between denominations in the protestant tradition.  Infant baptism/covenant theology of the Reformed position, speaking in tongues, etc of the Charismatics...  We might disagree strongly with such beliefs and practices, while still acknowledging that those who hold them are Christians.  For instance, I strongly believe that the belief in speaking in tongues and the demonstrations of the Holy Spirit as seen in the Pentecostal denominations are incorrect, both doctrinally and logically.  Yet my daughter is named after my best friend from high school who was part of one of the godliest families I ever knew, and they held to this tradition.  I disagreed with them, debated with them, but never doubted their salvation.

               The final, most peripheral circle, mentioned here for the sake of completeness is “preferences.”  These are things such as worship style, preaching style, etc.  All those things we like and make us comfortable, but which have no bearing on doctrine.

               So the question in regards to the differences between Catholic and Protestant traditions is, where do these differences lie?  I struggle to find any disagreement landing in the “core” category.  At least officially.  Obviously there will be individuals that vary in their understandings of those positions, etc, but officially, the core of what defines a believer remains the same in both. All our differences fall into the “convictions” category, where we are wildly opposed.  At this juncture, I doubt if my theological position on any of these differences will change.  I truly believe the Catholic positions are wrong.  But I can no longer hold what I now feel was an elitist view of them without being hypocritical.  Are all Catholics saved?  Of course not!  But anyone who’s been in Protestant churches for any length of time has to admit the same is true in our house.  Many will face the great white throne of judgment from both traditions, claiming to have known Christ, only to be told he never knew them.

               For those from both our houses who make it to Heaven at last, I think we will all be surprised to learn we each clung to some heresy or another in the “convictions” category.  We will face Christ and hear him say, “you really believed that?”  Then, with an exasperated roll of his eyes, and perhaps a swat to the back of head for our foolishness he will welcome us home.

               So in sum, I might still not believe in Catholic doctrine, but I feel a new sense of hope and fellowship with them.  The more I’ve learned of church in general over the years, the more I realize we all have problems in our own homes.  To deny this harms us all, and allows falsehood and hypocrisy to run free.  But in a like manner, to ignore the possibility of true brothers and sisters existing in another tradition, be it Charismatic or Catholic, is just as divisive and damaging, and denies the power and scope of the Holy Spirit, which is bigger than our prejudices and minds can comprehend.  So, from one Protestant woman to my brothers and sisters in Christ within the Catholic Church, I say, while I may disagree with your views, I apologize for my denial of your existence, and I look forward to sharing the wedding banquet in Heaven with you, when all disagreements will be wiped away, and all our conceits and presumptions are burned away in the light of God’s great plan.

[cozythingz]

Review: Last Sacrifice by Richelle Mead (Book 6 in the Vampire Academy Series)

WARNING: THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS (except for the TL;DR at the bottom)

You can read a spoiler-free version of this review here: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/2784397160

Warning: Lot of swearing in my ranty book-review below.

Rating: 1 star.

LITERALLY FUCK ROSE. I am so fucking pissed off with how she turned out. But before I get into that rant, let's try and look at the book from a rational and positive view, shall we?

If you look at the book for what it is without thinking about the characters, it's actually a pretty good book. A lot of things were predictable as other reviewers have pointed out, but I still enjoyed reading it aside from the frequent bursts of anger.

In the beginning, we see that Rose is imprisoned; the result of being the main suspect in a murder case for the Moroi Queen. My problem with the ending of the last book and the beginning of this one is the fact that I've watched too many crime shows. It's completely ridiculous how Richelle made the investigators for this case so incompetent. I read this part of the book weeks ago so I can't really name any specifics, but it just wasn't believable at all from what I know of modern investigation practices. I have no idea why Moroi are so terrible at this when most human investigators would be able to figure this one out very quickly. Even if Tasha was wearing gloves when she staked the queen, there would be other DNA in the room, I'm sure. And that's just 1 thing I can think of with 0 real experience with murder investigations.

The book is basically about both Rose and Lissa trying to figure out who REALLY killed the queen. Meanwhile Rose also has a second task: Find Lissa's half brother/sister. Lissa is trying to cope with the growing fame she doesn't want and Rose is trying to sort out her love triangle once and for all. I liked all the characters in the book, except for Rose.

Traitors to the crown are executed, but here we see Rose complaining about captivity and being more concerned about the cell she's locked into and what's going to happen at her trial to care about the very real possibility of being executed. Yes, all these dumb trivial things she was thinking about totally take precedence over being executed.

Rose's friends didn't tell her the plan to break her out of prison because she would indirectly tip off the guardians watching her that something was going to happen. I really don't think so lmao. It seemed like just a cover up to add to the "mystery" and "twists" in this book. I tried to find an exact quote but I couldn't find one.

Some of the time stretches in the book seem kind of off, and some basic human needs are completely ignored in this book. Yes, you can totally go 12+ hours without needing to pee (maybe more, I can't remember) and not stopping/using any bathrooms in all that time.

We never find out why the queen screamed at Rose in Book 2? 3? (I can’t remember) for being in a relationship with Adrian (when she actually wasn’t at the time). As far as I'm concerned, she had no real reason to treat Rose that way and then suddenly do a 180. I was expecting the last couple of books in this series to be about how Rose and Lissa would avoid her control.

When Lissa was attacked, Rose was watching through the bond. But I find it very hard to believe that Lissa would be able to watch the fight so intensely while trying to retreat with her life.

At some point in this book, I stopped understanding why Rose would want to be a guardian at all. As soon as she is assigned, she is bound to that person for life, or until she is reassigned. She can’t go anywhere without the person she’s assigned to. She can’t go off on grand quests like she has done literally since the beginning of "high school" at the Academy. She’s always talking about wanting to do something, and that she can’t sit around and do nothing but that’s literally what she’ll be doing for a living. Even if she’s with Lissa, she has to keep her in a safe location so….

When Sydney was being interrogated, Lissa and her friends were somehow allowed to be in the room while they were doing that. Even if they weren't suspected at all of helping Rose (which ISN'T the case), there's no way anyone would be allowed to stay and watch this unfold. Once again, in the real world, everyone is privately interrogated. This is very unrealistic.

And cue the rant about how much I hate Rose Hathaway.

I really, really liked Rose in the first 3 books. She was a really cool and badass character who had a great moral compass. And all of that started to go out the window in books 4 and 5. And then completely flew out the window in book 6. I spent most of this book angry about having to read about such a self-centered know-it-all who doesn't give a shit about what she does to other people as long as she gets her way. Here are a few examples:

In this book, Rose doesn't respond the same way as she has in the other books. She is CONSTANTLY saying "Aren't you going to ask me??" whenever someone is praised. Her desperate seek for praise and validation is TOTALLY PATHETIC WTF??? She never needed any of this before. She didn't have to beg for attention like this before?? It makes her seem like she’s 13 years old with a huge ego for her age. I’m not a strong person like Rose is, but I’d hate myself if I ever acted that childish. For me, this part of the book was the first time that Rose officially crossed the line from likable, confident character, to annoying, arrogant character.

So, Rose can take down a Strigoi no problem, but a 15-year-old girl with no fighting experience manages to land some hits on her??? Really?? This should be a walk in the park. Rose just keeps getting more and more pathetic. After she won that fight, I would have been like, we’re leaving. Now. I wouldn’t stay a second longer in that place, no matter what the reason for the fight was. And then, later on, Rose doesn’t want to hurt her feelings? This bitch fought dirty and pulled her by the hair. I wouldn’t have given a shit about her feelings if I were Rose.

WHY did Rose tell Victor and his brother what they wanted to know in the dream?? Victor hasn’t told her exactly why he wants the info, and he hasn’t threatened her or anything. But she’s suddenly opening her big mouth and answering their questions. The smart thing to do would be to keep her mouth shut and keep it that way, no matter what they say. For all she knows, they could want to know who the murderer was for BAD reasons since they have a brilliant track record. AND THEN SHE LITERALLY TELLS THEM ABOUT THE NOTE WTF. She was only supposed to tell people about that that she trusted completely. Rose is a fucking idiot.

Another note I wrote about how stupid Rose was later in the book: Once again, Rose is a fucking idiot trusting Victor with all this info. He hasn’t sacrificed anything and she has sacrificed all the info they have. STUPID.

Rose suddenly decides that she wants to get Lissa the throne properly, not just a vote on the Council and didn’t even think about what her best friend wants?? Lissa doesn’t want to be queen, so why tf are you trying to make her? Like hello? You know how much she loathes all this by checking in through the bond. Get over what you think for once, and think about someone else for a fucking change, jesus fucking christ.

AND NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE!!! There is one type of person I hate even more than arrogant people, and that’s cheaters. Rose has 100% turned into someone I absolutely despise. How could you do that to someone who loves you? You fucking show some self-restraint and break up with Adrian before you fuck around with another guy. What a horrible thing to do to another human being just because you’re so fucking selfish. And to make matters worse, they decided to get a little too close when Adrian was around. LIKE HELLO??? How could you forget that he was right there??? Are you fucking stupid? You stay the hell away from each other until she can break up with Adrian. WTF. God, I feel so fucking bad for Adrian.

I have to say, the most satisfying (yet still angry) part of the book was when Adrian confronted Rose about what she did to him.

"Let's face it: sleeping with another guy in a hotel room was pretty much cheating if you had a boyfriend. It didn't matter if that guy was the love of your life or not." Exactly, you selfish piece of shit.

"'No, no--stop. I really do NOT want to hear about the great revelation you had about how you guys were always meant to be together or whatever it was.'" Preach Adrian. Why did Rose think it was a good idea to make this all about her and what she thought? Literally shut the fuck up Rose.

"'I loved you!' he yelled. He jumped up out of his chair so quickly I never saw it coming. 'I loved you, and you destroyed me. You took my heart and ripped it up. You might as well have staked me! I. Loved. You. And you used me the whole time.'" I've never been cheated on before but I really, really feel this.

AND THEN!!!! "You destroy my life and then feed me inspirational philosophy." OH MY GOD ROSE. You must think you're SO high and mighty don't you?? You think you're SO great for never thinking of yourself as being a "victim". You think you know everything because you've been through a lot in 1 year. HONEY YOU ARE 18 YEARS OLD. You don't know shit, so stop acting like you're the wisest fucking person on the planet.

I seriously can't explain how angry I am about how shitty Rose turned out. I thought I'd love this series, but it turns out I only liked the first 3 books.

TL;DR: -I loved Rose in the first 3 books, but now Rose is a pathetic, self-centered know-it-all and I fucking hate her guts -I enjoyed the book, aside from having to read about Rose. -Watch enough crime shows, and you'll understand how laughable the investigations in this book are. -Very clear cover-ups to add to the "mystery" and "twists" in this book -Time stretches are off and basic human needs are ignored -We never find out why the queen screamed at Rose in Book 4. There was no reason for it. -I've completely lost my understanding of why Rose still wants to be a guardian after reading all about her nature in this book.

[thisisamoomoo]

taco night 8/17

the one where sam makes it clear that elliot is a bottom, danly are married and wes and leah are not happy about it, sam and ria finally get it together and angus rips it apart, mer and landon have many emotions, andie and elliot have too many and yet also not enough emotions, and catalina challenges dj’s boarding prowess.

Elliot/Mer: Elliot was still in his tux, albeit a little disheveled, after his uncle's failed wedding. His bride had left him at the alter. But hey it wasn't all bad, Elliot still got his turn at the open bar, and even got to take home a bottle once his uncle was properly shitfaced. He had almost forgotten about Taco night when he opened the door to a completely smoke filled room

Leah/who fkin knows: Leah sat on the floor against the couch, smoking a joint. Why wasn't she on the couch? Who knows. Not Me. "You look like you just went to the shittiest bar mitzvah," She snorted, slapping her knee at the sight of him.

Leah/who fkin knows changed name to Leah/DJ/Angus

Sam - Landone - Daniel maybe (Sam - Landone) joined the chat

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus stood reading the label on a beer bottle in the kitchen. He knew Leah had only invited him this time at the possibility of some entertaining outburst, so he was acting a little too cool just to annoy her.

ria - andie - wes: Ria looked from the roach that was two centimeters from burning her fingers to find Elliot dressed to the nines. A mocking laugh cracked her usual frown open as she gestured. "Jesus Christ, I was gonna say he looks like he just came back from prom in 2001, but that's good too."

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ was sitting on the couch trying to figure out where to put his legs.

ria - andie - wes: Andie glanced up, then took a swig from the bottle of vodka she was holding near and dear to her.

Leah/DJ/Angus: "His date didn't want to get laid in the bathroom. This boy is distraught! Tune in next week to see if he cries," Leah dug at Elliot, punctuating with a deep drag.

ria - andie - wes: Ria slapped Leah on the forearm in appreciation of her good, good joke. "This is my favorite show. Seriously."

ria - andie - wes: Andie's legs were sprawled over DJ let's just say that

Elliot/Mer: "Ladies, ladies please you're too much" He walked further into his apartment "Please my egos just gonna explode." He walked over and took the joint from Leah and took a huff before giving it back. " My uncle got left at the alter, I thought you would've seen it on beth's snap story"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine entered for the first time

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ was having a crisis about if he should place his hand on Andies leg or keep it awkwardly placed.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Lasmine they kiss

Elliot/Mer changed name to Elliot/Mer/Finland

ria - andie - wes: "What makes you think I look at Beth's snap story?" Ria blurted rudely, laughing at the implication. "I don't even look at yours!"

Leah/DJ/Angus: As is the shock from Ria making any physical contact with her at all wasn't enough, Elliot had the nerve to take the joint from her bare hands. She refused it when he tried to hand it back. "I'm like so fucking good with not having that back. Sorry' bout your uncle. Was she hot?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Meredith walked in with Nick who i have the power to play tonight hahahaha, his hand on her lower back. She saw everyone just sitting chilling, and stopped only to grab a drink which she would join. "Hey gang" She said to everyone BUT Sam. She doubted she was still invited after her and Sam's fight but fuck him she still had other friends here.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "Hey"

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ's eyes darted straight to Mer's boobs, quickly distracting himself with his phone. What on his phone, you ask? House Flip with Chip and Jo.

ria - andie - wes: Wes did that one head nod thing boys do to say hey to Mer

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus scowled at Mer from the kitchen, making his way back to the group and sipping his beer.

Leah/DJ/Angus: "Who calls their kid Meredith?" Leah pretended to gossip, quickly looking at Mer in feigned shock.

ria - andie - wes: "Who the fuck knows," Ria said, not pretending.

Leah/DJ/Angus: *When I Grow Up plays ominously in the background*

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Sucks for you." Elliot said taking another hit of Leah's joint. "Not really but he's no prize either. " He winced at that good kush went down. " You don't look at my fucking snap story? But I look at all of yours"His eyes looked pouty and bummed for a second before they drifted up to Andie and they involuntarily lit up before he looked at Dj and raised his eyebrow. Like he was saying an inside joke and a question at the same time.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley walked into behind DANIEL

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: After finishing a poop, Daniel made his way back to the party and immediately was found by Finley. "Oh, hi," he said with a smile.

Leah/DJ/Angus: In order to play the game at optimum level, DJ resting his arms over Andies legs without thinking. "Who's snap story?" He interjected, having not paid attention at all.

Leah/DJ/Angus: 'whose

Leah/DJ/Angus: wohes'

Elliot/Mer/Finland: elliot silently went to lock the bathroom door so daniel couldnt get in

ria - andie - wes: Ria shrugged, taking a swig from her red solo cup in lieu of explaining herself.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Hey" Finley blurted, way too excited to see him, after only being in the strange apt for like 4 seconds and already feeling crippling social anxiety kick in. She went to kiss him but stopped, it was so public and she wasn't sure who he had told, or who knew at this point

ria - andie - wes: Andie got caught in Elliot's eye contact for a moment before taking another swig, then pulling one of her legs towards herself.

ria - andie - wes: Wes did the head nod to Danny Boi too

Leah/DJ/Angus: With nothing to occupy her hands, Leah struggled off the floor using Ria's shoulder as a help and went tf to get a bottle from the kitchen. Girl, didn't even notice Finley was there.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Meredith looked at Leah and Ria "Assholes that's who" She left Nicks side and walked closer to them, doing her best to sit down but her outfit was more appealing than functional and she was scared her tits would fall out. " How ya doing, sluts"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You sure you wanna be here tonight? I know this isn't really your thing," he asked her with a smile, grabbing a hold of her hand. He had only went because he thought tonight might be the night that he told Wes the truth about Finley and his relationshit

ria - andie - wes: relationshit same

Leah/DJ/Angus: "Slut shaming? In this Safe Space?" Leah called from the kitchen to Mer, returning with a half full bottle of JD and a handful of Cheetos to take her seat back on the floor.

ria - andie - wes: It's More Likely Than You Think!

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot got a weird feeling from Andies actions but didn't say anything instead he just smiled a half smile, at least just happy she came before going to find Sam

ria - andie - wes: Ria took a quick look around while Leah was gone, then gestured to herself as if to ask if she was the slut. "I'm great."

ria - andie - wes: Andie took another drink

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Can't slut shame if you're the biggest slut, disqualifies me. RIGHT SAMMIE?" She yelled into the party wherever the fuck that asshole was

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus sat in the armchair, sipping his beer and honestly just observing.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: elliot texted andie like u good like a while later ya know so its not creepy

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Sam couldn't help but roll his eyes and scoff at Mer's comment, taking a rip from his joint. "If the shoe fits, put it on and wear it," he said loud enough for her to hear.

ria - andie - wes: Ria quirked an eyebrow at the mention of Samuel, letting out a laugh.

ria - andie - wes: andie texts a thumbs up emoji back

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ hadn't got an answer to his question, so he just accepted that fate for the night and sat cross legged when Mer when to sit down.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley squeeze'd Daniel's hand back. "No I'm fine really." She picked up a random alcoholic drink and took a sip like see im fine super chill. "And if you're actually gonna tell Wes I should probs be here"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Dude did Big Boobs just call you the biggest slut?" Elliot asked, the high kicking in, and reply to andie with a simple liar all at once

Leah/DJ/Angus: Leah looked around the group, trying to figure out where the conversation was going and if it was worth speaking.

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus laughed for the first time all day at Mer inferring that to Samuel.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: He nodded at her remark, his mind clearly somewhere else. At the mention of Wes, Daniel couldn't help but attempt to change the subject. "Have you tried the tacos? I thought the tacos were lovely... much better than last time," he said.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine joined the chat

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Catalina walked in, a big ziploc bag in hand to take as many as possible. She saw DJ in the distance and the girl on him and chortled to herself before texting "is that girl on you dead? like fr?"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "I'm a proud slut, El. To defend myself, I never said being a slut was a bad thing. She just pissed me off," Sam defended.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Landon punch

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Awe what she do Baby?" Elliot asked squeezing his shoulder

ria - andie - wes: andie text: "??"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "Don't worry about it," Sam said quietly. He was afraid to admit the truth.

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ eyed Catalina as she walked in, immediately reading her message and struggling not to laugh out before texting back a couple of skull emojis. Putting his phone down next to him and leaning back with his arm across the back of the couch with a grin on his face. There were too many ladies around not to smile.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer grumbled under her breath and got up, a hand on her boobs so she wouldnt show a nip. "Lets hope you're a top, Elliot." Mer called out before grabbing another cup and walking out towards Landoi

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Catalina looked at her phone midway through filling up her taco bag. "What are the odds you check her pulse"

Leah/DJ/Angus: "If I hear someone say slut again, I'm gonna hulk flip this coffee table," Leah chuckled to herself, sipping from the bottle. She wasn't actually going to, but the conversation wasn't entertaining her.

ria - andie - wes: "Slut," Ria muttered, hoping for a show.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Didn't they make you really sick last time?" Finley mouth downturned into a frown, and then she sipped her drink. "You should go talk to him, really."

Leah/DJ/Angus: Leah gave Ria a glare, pretending for just a minute like she was going to kick the table right at Elliot with her foot. "Is this what you want?"

ria - andie - wes: "Wait," Ria said, picking up her product and her cup from the table. "Ok. Yeah."

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ took Mer moving as his opportunity to get up from the couch, no mind paid to anyone in the way because he was busy replying to Catalinas message. "Her legs were cold to the touch." Silently, he moved to get his own taco next to her without actually saying anything.

Leah/DJ/Angus: Leah was really gonna do it, but she didn't wanna pay for a new coffee table. With the look she spotted on Sam's face, she knew that drama wasn't even needed.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Catalina looked up at Dj and her face involuntarily twitched into a smile. "I wanted a pulse check, or a mirror under nose sorta thing. " She shoved another taco into her bag, lunch a dinner for like a week. She looked over at that party and pointed at Sam. "That white boys bouta go off, hes got that school shooter look in his eyes." She said calmly

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Sam felt angry by Mer's comment. Not only did she bring up his dick, which was perfectly average, but she also implied that Elliot would be a top in their metaphorical gay relationship. "Hold my joint," Sam said, handing off his joint to Elliot and standing up quickly. After clearing his throat, Sam started off on a rant that he wasn't sure he was capable of. "You know what, Meredith? Fuck you! You like to comment on a guy's body and make him insecure, but the second someone implies you sleep with the whole town -- which is the truth, by the way? How many people here have you fucked anyway? Not that I ever said it was a bad thing, but if you can't take the heat, maybe don't talk shit about someone. You were an average lay anyway, so I'm not really missing out on much. Good luck barely satisfying the next guy and getting off on having incredible tits. OH! AND YOU WANNA SAY THAT ELLIOT BETTER BE A TOP? LOOK AT HIM. Elliot is clearly and bottom and EVERYONE KNOWS IT! I can't believe you're that dumb to imply that Elliot would be anything other than a twinky bottom if we were an actual gay couple! This is MY apartment and you can either shut your mouth and leave," Sam ranted, grabbing a throw pillow from the couch and throwing it at Meredith. "Elliot, a fucking top.... what a dumb bitch," he fell back down on the couch and took a deep breath.

ria - andie - wes: Ria: the face andy cohen makes at the end of that THATS MY OPINION vine

ria - andie - wes: In a room of otherwise silence, Andie let out one low chuckle. "True."

Leah/DJ/Angus: Leah had never been so shook. This was The Best Night.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Daniel grabbed Finley protectively.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Landon punched

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer who had not left yet taksies backsies she still there stood in a stunned silence. "Alrighty then. " Meredith said and walked out, straight out of the apartment complex to the outside where she stood against a wall and lit her joint, and tried to ignore the fact that tear were stinging at her eyes.

ria - andie - wes: Wes grabbed a taco and headed out to see if he could bum a few puffs from Meredith

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot looked at Sam in stunned silence and only could talk again when Andie piped up "What the fuck?" he asked in a breathy voice

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus wondered how he'd ended up here in this place with these people. Sam ranting immediately making him feel livid, the sound of his voice just pissing him off. "What a dick," He whispered under his breath as he stood up and took a few steps towards the fridge.

ria - andie - wes: Andie shrugged. "What? Everyone knows it."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer saw someone coming and blinked profusely until the tears went away. As soon as she could make out the features in the dark to be Wes she held out the joint without a word

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ watched on in shock, lowkey pissed off that this other white boy had taken the sliver of attention he was getting. "Is he really fighting about who would be...? Wow."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Really?" Elliot asked looking around from face to face

ria - andie - wes: Ria eyed Angus, deciding it wasn't worth it to say anything in Sam's defense. At least not within either Angus or Sam's earshot.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Landon stopped acting like a caveman and knew instantly that he had to find Mer and make sure she was alright. He let out a sigh of relief when he saw her just outside the door. "Hey, you doing okay?" He asked, approaching Mer and giving Wes a nod of hello when he noticed him.

ria - andie - wes: "I mean, I can confirm," Andie took a swig.

ria - andie - wes: Wes took the joint, took a hit, eyed Landon and held the joint out to him.

Leah/DJ/Angus: Leah could not move. Just staring at Samuel like a car crash. "Amazing."

ria - andie - wes: me too leah

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Yeah I know, they're obviously both bottoms. "Catalina replied sucking her teeth

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer shook her head at Wes. "He wont want any just take it enjoy you're party, now 50% less skanky." She let out a laugh that sounded real

Leah/DJ/Angus: It took a couple seconds for that joke to make sense for DJ, but he preemptively laughed anyway. "So... tacos, right?" He moved on.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot wanted to defend himself or make a witty comment or something but instead he just opened his mouth like an idiot, then closed it and nodded.

ria - andie - wes: "Hey, listen, you've never fucked me, so," Wes said, giving a quick pout that turned quickly into a half smile, cheersing his joint before heading back in.

ria - andie - wes: Andie went back to seeming only vaguely aware of her surroundings

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Finally, maybe you should tell Sam it's not the whole town!" She yelled at him before turning back to face Landon. "I"m fine." She answered with a half smile. " I'm assuming you heard all that."

ria - andie - wes: "I will," Wes called, truly having every intention to do so

Leah/DJ/Angus: Leah, recovering from the shook, took a couple swigs from the bottle before placing it on the table so she could get up again. The most exercise she'd done all week. "Dude, taco night started out with good intentions and now we're here."

ria - andie - wes: Wes walked back through the door, calling to Sam from across the room. "Hey, you know, Mer's never fucked me? I'm pretty offended that you think it's the whole town since I've never gotten it in."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Yep" Catalina said zipping up the bag of tacos. "You're dead girl moved. Guess she wasn't /that/ kinda cold"

ria - andie - wes: Ria nodded vacantly, then shook her head instead. "We should've never started inviting people"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot under his breath mumbled that he too, had not fucked Mer.

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus gripped the fridge handle so hard that it almost came off as he grabbed a beer that definitely didn't belong to him. Passive aggression? Who knew.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "I heard all of it, but it's okay.. I always knew he was just an asshole," Landon said with a sweet smile, examining her face and noticing the sadness in her eyes. If he were more aggressive, he'd have punched Sam out.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Sam stood back up and burst into a sarcastic clapping fest. "Wow. It appears I was wrong. Thanks for letting me know, guys!" Sam rolled his eyes and headed off into his room, leaving his door open though because he half wanted the attention of someone following him.

Leah/DJ/Angus: "You against taking her place?" DJ tried to be some kind of smooth, but he managed to drop his phone on the counter.

ria - andie - wes: Wes shrugged, then headed over to Daniel to see what was goin' on over there.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Daniel started to feel himself getting a little bit drunk and liquid courage set in. "I'm gonna do it," Daniel said out loud, though nobody knew what he was talking about except Finley.

ria - andie - wes: "Alright buddy," Wes nodded, full support

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer made eyecontact only briefly until her eyes stung again and she lowered her head. "Hes not wrong and he's not the first person to bring it up." She sighed. She wished she hadn't given her joint away but if she cried in front of Daniel the embarrasement would have been too great. "I just...God dammit." She half yelled at the sky. "I just want to feel something, you know?" She rubbed her forehead. "No you probably don't. I'm sorry. You should probably just leave." A tear leaked out of her eye and rolled down her cheek.

Leah/DJ/Angus: "Dude," Leah leant back against the arm of the couch looking down at Ria, "You should go talk to him." Immediately, Leah laughed. Obviously trying to instigate something that she knew would be obvious to Ria.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot heard Daniel and panic rushed through him. " SAM THE BATHROOMS" HE YELLED

Leah/DJ/Angus: Angus evaporated

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot walked over to Andie and said "It's not Beth but it's still pretty dramatic." He said looking down at her with mischeif on his FACE

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "Thanks, man. I actually... wanted to talk to you about something. Alone," he emphasized, knowing it sounded even more intense that way.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Daniel ^

ria - andie - wes: Ria gave Leah such a look, but she also was pretty buzzed and kind of glad someone had given her a reason to. She got up as if to stretch her legs, avoiding Leah's gaze, and wandered back to Sam's room, hoping she didn't look like she'd gone there on purpose. When she finally got there, she crossed her arms and leant against the doorframe. "So how does a relationship with two bottoms actually work?"

Leah/DJ/Angus joined the chat

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "As...you're dead girl?" Catalina looked up asking her God if this white boy was serious

ria - andie - wes: Andie looked up at Elliot blankly, nodding once and swallowing hard. "She'd be pretty pissed to find herself outdone."

Leah/DJ/Angus: Left by herself, Leah took the point she'd been saving in her pocket and lit up right there. Finally free for a moment of lowkey peace.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "I don't care what anyone has to say about you. You're a good person and you have nothing to be ashamed of." Landon moved so that he was in front of Mer, lifting her chin up so that her eyes were facing his before wiping her tears softly. "Of course I understand. Sometimes I don't feel anything and I feel myself wanting to find a way to feel something, no matter how bad it is." Landon felt a lump in his throat, but he pushed it back. "He is wrong, you know? You're not defined by your mistakes."

ria - andie - wes: Wes blinked, then gave him a 'oh really' kinda look. "Damn, are we gonna fuck? All this bottom talk got you goin', huh?"

Leah/DJ/Angus: DJ furrowed his brow, "Um, I- Uh, not exactly what I meant." He shook his head, regretting his wording and sure he'd made a fool of himself. It read openly all over his face while he distracted himself fiddling with a spare tortilla.

Leah/DJ/Angus changed name to Leah - DJ

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "She crashed my grandmas RV just to prove a point, she can't be topped." Elliot said like he had been to war. He held his hand down to help her up.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Sam had his face buried in his pillow and though he had hoped someone would come, he wasn't totally convinced that anyone would. He was completely hated, right? After a few minutes, he heard a familiar voice - the one voice he wanted to hear the most. Sam slowly lifted his head and faced Ria, "But Elliot has a nicer butt than me. I literally couldn't be a bottom," he explained, sitting up and giving a painful smile.

ria - andie - wes: "What will she do next?" Andie said, glancing at his hand but not reaching for it. "Where you going?"

ria - andie - wes: "You can do anything you set your mind to," Ria shrugged, glancing around his room rather than at Sam himself. "With a little lube."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "Dude, we're both tops, I think. It would be a mess if we actually fucked, but yeah.... it totally got me going." Daniel laughed for a moment, slowly walking in a direction towards one of the empty rooms, guiding Wes. "It's nothing major. I just don't feel like announcing it to everyone yet.. it's about Finley and I," he said after he closed the door behind him.

Leah - DJ: Angus straight up bounced with someones beer because he only turned up to fuck with Sam but he couldn't do that if he was crying in his bedroom.

ria - andie - wes: "There'd be shit everywhere," Wes laughed, shakign his head at the actual thought of it. "Whats up? Y'all lookin' for a double penetration type deal?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Meredith wanted to kiss him, she wanted to rock onto her tip toes and kiss him. And she was sure he'd let her. But she stayed where she was, she had already fucked herself up enough did she really need to keep doing it to this poor boy. She remembered the camping trip and then ignoring him afterwards and felt sick. "I have a lot to be ashamed of, I think I and everyone in that party but you know it." She smirked sadly. "Then what am I defined by? My awful movies?My failed marriage? My incredible boobs that are apparently just floating me through life?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot pulled his hand back and wiped it on his jeans, acting like it wasn't there to help her up at all, like the sting of rejection didn't make him want to text that girl and update her that he was only one rejection away from a yes. He walked over towards Sams room but saw it was preoccupied, he turned around and made an oh shit face at Andie. "I guess not in there." He laughed a high laugh.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "That's the last thing we want. I already fucked up the plumbing in this apartment, I don't want to make an even bigger mess. I might get evicted." Daniel chuckled, growing more nervous as he realized what he was about to say. "DP? I haven't convinced her of it yet, but I'll keep you updated. It's actually about the state of our, uh, relationship. There's been some changing."

ria - andie - wes: "Beth's not here, Sam can handle himself. You're off the clock," Andie droned, falling back into the cushions of the couch. Was she being cold? Er-- colder than usual? She coudln't tell.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You do realize I don't actually want to have gay sex with Elliot, right? I feel the need to clear that up," Sam chuckled softly and gave her a slight smile. "Did I kill the party?"

ria - andie - wes: "I'm surprised they even let you back in here, dude. But shit happens, you know," Wes said, chuckling at himself. "Damn, did you guys break up or something? I'm sorry dude."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "That tortillas not your phone it doesnt usually get anyone out of awkward situations." She smiled at him without meaning to, his /weirdness/ had come back around to being semi endearing.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: ^catalina'

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot sat down, held up his index finger like he meant wait, downed the closest drink in one gulp and then said "What crawled up your ass and died?"

ria - andie - wes: "You can say that all you want, but..." Ria trailed off, giving a small smirk. "You're no Beth, no matter how much you want to be. Party's still full swing. Mer left, though. You drove the STD count down, at least."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Landon knew that the sex was probably just a drunken move on both their parts, but he couldn't help but remember the way he looked into her eyes during and how much he knew that he loved her. It was the same way he looked at her now and the same way he knew he always would, no matter how hard he tried to move on. "Everyone has done stuff they aren't exactly proud of, but mistakes are what morph you into the person you're going to be. Meredith, you've only become better since I've known you and you'll continue to do so.. mistakes and all." There was truly nothing Meredith could do that would change how he felt. "You are fun loving and upbeat. You are funnier than you realize and you're a strong, beautiful woman.. inside and out. You're defined by things like that."

ria - andie - wes: Andie literally became that white dude blinking gif for a second. She couldn't remember the last time he'd said anything like that directed at her. Something way down deep in her cold dead heart stung, but she couldn't do much besides break eye contact and take a swig. "Jesus. Back atcha."

Leah - DJ: Catalina calling him out was Too Real, another second spent coming to terms with how truthful it was before he cracked a smile. "This is an awkward situation? I read this all so wrong," He tried to joke, taking his hand away from the food and leaning back against the counter.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Why are you acting so weird--is it the suit, cause I really only rented it for the night so it'll probably be gone tomorrow, I know, I look like a jackass. But you've been weird all night and while we're on the subject for a fucking while now too." Elliot tried to look at her but kept having to stare at the curtainsbehind her or some shit so he wouldn't get carried away or do some dumb shit.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "It's because they both know that I could kick their ass, man. It was the Taco's fault." Daniel was bro-ing out pretty hard with Wes, so much that he felt uncomfortable with how unsmooth his transition into serious talk was. "No, man. We are better than ever. I uh, I don't know how to say it, so I'm just going to go right at it. Finley and I actually got married."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You're not convinced? Most people aren't, so I can't exactly be upset with you for that." Sam laughed slightly. "I feel like I'm learning, though. I'll always be a step behind her crazy shit, but I'm definitely getting better at it." Sam shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know why the fuck she was here to begin with. She clearly had something up her ass from a text I made the other day and decided to start shit in my apartment."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Meredith stepped back from him and wiped her own eyes with the back of her hand, probably smearing her makeup in the process. She cursed under her breath and shook her head. Knowing this was all too much for her, too much kindness she hadn't deserved. "I'm an alcoholic and a skank and I think the sooner you figure that out the better off you'll be.You see or hear anyone else go to defend my honor, Landon? It's cause I have none." her voice turned steely as she tried to make space between them, literally and figuratively. It was better than kissing him again. "I came here with Nick tonight. To have sex with him in Sam's bed. Because I'm the actual worst, do you not get that." Her voice was breaking but still bitter, mostly at herself. "How can you not see that?" She asked angry tears streaming fast down her face.

Leah - DJ: Leah narrowed her eyes as she listened in on Elliot and Andies conversation. Whether she was sleeping between them or eavesdropping on purpose, it was always a good dose of something. Right now though, it was too weird for even her to listen to. "Y'all are fucked," She exhaled with a cloud of smoke, getting up to her feet. "Just chill, damn," With confusion in her voice, Leah turned on her heels and starting walking away to check her makeup in the bathroom.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Me too apparently." Catalina smiled and swirled a drink in her hands. "When you said there were tacos at this party I though, damn tacos, and you thought damn I can murder this girl now." She cracked her self up, chewin on the edge of the cup.

Leah - DJ: "That was definitely my plan. Was it really that obvious?" DJ tried to play cool, wondering to himself if it was actually as funny of a reply as he thought. Unable to tell if the drinking he'd been doing was helping or hindering him in the conversation. "You got me."

ria - andie - wes: "I haven't been weird," Andie said defensively, though it came out monotone. Leah was right, they were fucked. Well, Andie was fucked, Elliot was just along for the ride for some reason. And she had to get him off it. "I'm always like this. I don't know what you're talking about."

ria - andie - wes: Wes' world imploded at that one single word. A million thoughts rushed in and out of his head while his face went through every emotion before he finally settled on a passionate "Why?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Well nows your chance" She pulled out the cutlery drawer turned around and said " Have at it I was an 8am tomorrow."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: finley felt the earth shift and her eyes widened, she texted stella

Elliot/Mer/Finland: (catalina is that first 1)

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Landon's face remained unconvinced, he shook his head at a few of her character flaws because he truly didn't see it the same way he did. "You're not perfect and neither am I. Nobody is, Meredith. People are self absorbed and don't want to handle anything serious because they'd much rather get drunk and forget about their problems. That doesn't mean that nobody cares!" He defended, his face dropping when he noticed just how aggressive she was being about it. When her final words left her mouth, Landon couldn't help but feel like he had been stabbed in the chest. Landon looked down at his feet and swallowed back another lump forming in his throat, avoiding eye contact with her so that he didn't completely lose it. "I don't care who you planned on sleeping with. I knew I didn't have a chance with you. You don't have to hurt me just because you want to push me away, Mer. I care about you and nothing is going to change that," he finally decided.

ria - andie - wes: "All these girls you're fucking seem to be pretty pissed at you," Ria said, very cool and non-jealous-ly. For real. "So maybe there's a common theme here?"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Daniel felt his stomach form into knots as Wes reacted to the news, knowing full well that he wasn't taking it very well. "I don't know, Wes. I just.. love her, man. Sure, it was a very sudden decision, but this doesn't change anything."

Leah - DJ: Dave just laughed, adjusting the collar of his undone button up. God, he could not tell if she was being serious. He just smiled like an actual idiot and tried not to return to his tortilla. "That mean you won't stay for a drink then?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot looked at Andie as she was right, if she denied it enough there was nothing he could do. There was no bright warning signs that something was wrong or things he could point to as evidence he just felt it. "I know you're like all distant and shit all the time. I know. I've been through it before but like..." He trailed of with a sigh. Panic silently coursing through him. "Andie, Andrea, dude-io, whats wrong?"

ria - andie - wes: "Dude, it changes everything. I--" Wes went quiet again as his brain exploded for the second time. "I mean, can you get it annulled? Have you guys boned yet?"

Leah - DJ: Leah looked absolutely no different when she came back from the bathroom despite attempting to fix her makeup, pulling out her phone to snapchat a picture of Wes looking kinda stressed from the other side of the room to Stella.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "I guess you have a point. At a certain point, maybe I'm to blame." Sam replied, though he was aware of it all along. "You think I could become a good priest? It would be a transition, but maybe it's just what I need." Or maybe I need you, he thought, but he definitely didn't say out loud lol

Leah - DJ: VOMITS

Leah - DJ: (thats me)

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "How exactly does it change anything at all? It's just title given to two people that love each other. I'm still Daniel and you're still Wes -- I'll even continue to be your wingman when needed," Daniel tried to soothe his wounds. "Why would I get it annuled? And yes, Wes, we've boned."

ria - andie - wes: "Aside from our imminent death on this rock hurtling through space, nothing. Same as always," she lied through her teeth, and she knew he could tell. "I'll call you when I get over it, I guess."

ria - andie - wes: stella: living for the drama and plotting wes' death

Leah - DJ: Spotting Finley, Leah snapped a photo of Finley to Finley that said nothing except "shots?"

ria - andie - wes: also stella: very hurt she wasn't invited to taco nite. again.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Meredith's heart broke for him. She felt hollow, like usual, but this was a bigger more consuming hollow like after the non-wedding. She looked at him for a hot minute before her face completely crumbled. She let out a strangled noise and slid down the apartment wall and put her head between her knees and let it all out.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley looked at her phone then looked up for Leah like ???

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "I mean as long as you kill me before work tomorrow why should I care." Catalina turned back around with a shrug. "Wheres the drinks?" She asked, even though there was a liquor, everywhere.

Leah - DJ: Seeing Finley looking around prompted Leah to stroll over, "When the shit did you get here, bitch?" Bitch and Finley didn't really go hand in hand, but Leah was on 2 and it just felt right. "Do a shot with me."

ria - andie - wes: "I don't think the church takes stoners or assholes, and you're both," Ria said with a chuckle, surprising herself with how friendly her tone had turned. "Maybe you just need to stop boning crybabies."

Leah - DJ: DJ laughed maybe a little too hard, mentally reminding himself to take it down a notch. Biting back his smile just a little more than he had been like he still had a chance of playing it cool. "Well, uh, what do you drink? I can find you something."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "You'd be awful at poker." Elliot smiled in voluntarily at her, like he was charmed by her lying the fucking LOSER. Elliot played with the buttons on the cuffs of his suit jacket, feeling more out of place than he had before. " Did I do something? Did you do som--dID YOU KILL THE CAT?" He asked his eyes shooting open

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "I uh-- came with Daniel a bit earlier he had to talk to him about--" She was cut off by the idea of not telling Leah. "Shots sounds great." Finley actually didnt they they sounded great but oh well

Leah - DJ: "I didn't even see you, what the fuck?" Before Finley had even agreed, Leah had started walking toward the bottle of vodka closest. Not her first choice, but laziness was a cruel mistress. Pour it up, pour it up, she repeated in her head as she poured them out and shoved one towards Finley. "Talk to who about what? Man, I cut you off. How rude, yo."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Landon instantly felt a disgusting feeling in his stomach when he heard the noise that left Mer's mouth and watched her slide down the wall. The last thing Landon wanted to see was her in this much pain. "Mer, please," Landon said, kneeling down beside her and doing his best to comfort her, his arm running gently up and down her back. "Please don't cry. I hate seeing you like this. You don't deserve this," Landon said frantically, feeling panicky as he couldn't fix how she was feeling.

ria - andie - wes: Andie's mouth dropped, forgetting her aloof game for a moment to be fully fucking offended. "What? Of course fucking not! Do you really think I want that for her?"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You don't think people can change? If I wanted to, I could become the bombest priest of all time," Sam was almost offended but he started to chuckle at the ridiculous idea of him actually working in a church. "I guess you got a point. I have to find a tough ass girl to start boning. Know anyone?" Sam asked, giving her a wink.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "I was talking to that Nick guy he's really nice." Fin tried to explain away her literally hiding. " It's okay." She said and picked the shot up and made Leah cheers it and drink this vodka straight down the hatch before she said "To talk to Wes about me and Daniel being married." She said super quickly after her shot

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Is there an extensive collection at this taco party?" Catalina looked around at all the shitfaced people. "Whatever you can make something in me doubts your a bartender."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "But I do" Meredith's drunk ass wailed. She tried not to lean into Landon tried to stay rigid but as she cried she felt the weight of him on her side and she gave into it, putting her head on her chest, her crying turning more into stray tears and sniffles. She felt ridiculous and stupid but she didn't dare say it out loud, instead she just listened to the crickets outside chirp and felt the smooth rhytmic pattern of her back being rubbed.

ria - andie - wes: "Yeah, but you don't want to," she said, giving an eye roll despite the smirk that could almost be described as a real smile on her face. She propelled herself from the door frame finally, opting to roam his room. She inspected the Pink Floyd poster haphazardly stuck to his wall, turning to ream him for it just in time to see his wink. Jesus. Fuck. "I might, the question is whether you can actually handle someone like that. You can't go from the softies to toughies without getting a little hurt."

Leah - DJ: Most of what Finley said flew in one ear and out the other before Leah took her shot. How she managed to actually catch the last part was a miracle? Leah almost spat the last of the vodka in her mouth all over the other girl. "I'm sorry, what?" She asked, even though she had heard perfectly fine. Jumping in again before she'd even given FInley a chance to speak. "Am I really fucked up or did you just say that? Like, for real, for real? Not rad."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "No!" He responded immediately. "I just--I don't know." He sighed. "Obviously my cat is in good hands with you thats not what I meant I just--" He tried to form any sentence that made sense. "I just don't get whats up with you then." His voice turned almost hopeless.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley chewed on her bottom lip "No like for real." She felt like she was turning in a bad reportcard to her parents

ria - andie - wes: "You're married, dude. She's gonna expect so much from you now! This is like, the ultimate fuckup! What am I supposed to do now? Who is gonna be my wingman? Who am I gonna get to be a wingman for? Dude, Daniel, this is like....I don't even know what to say...." Wes started hyperventilating. "How could you do this to me?"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "I wish I could take the pain away from you, but I can't. You don't know how special you are to this world and maybe you don't see it, but I do," he nearly whispered, holding her close to his chest and letting her let her get it out of her system. "I'm really sorry, Mer."

ria - andie - wes: "Nothing's up with me," she insisted one last time with what was truly the last of her energy. "You're just looking for something to make your life interesting tonight."

ria - andie - wes: that was andie and im fucking sorry

Leah - DJ: "There's plenty to go around, I'll put it that way," Dave reached past her on the counter to grab a cup for himself while he looked around for something to make, "I can make you a mean vodka and sprite?"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You're totally right. I wanna work at Starbucks forever. I'm so close to heard barista and that's where I need to be," Sam replied with a laugh, sarcasm dripping from his voice. His eyes followed her as she made her way around his room, entranced by her every movement. Damn, was it sexual tension he was feeling or was he always just horny for the Ria? "Who doesn't like a little bit of pain? Besides, what I'm doing now isn't working for me. I want to quit the crybabies cold turkey and experience something a little different."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "I'm sorry." Meredith parroted Landon although she knew she had so much more to apologize for. She couldn't fathom why he would stay, why he has stayed up to this point. She couldn't imagine giving that much of a shit about anyone so she just repeated "I'm sorry" Again and again for all the things she'd done and all the things she felt she could never be.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot felt like he had been hit in the head with a frying pan. He knew he should probably stay and press on, he had dealt with a lot other of her self distancing bullshit but the wound stung too deep. "Alright." He said simply and got up from the couch, not looking back for her and he headed to his room and shut the door behind him, resisting his urge to slam it.

Leah - DJ: Leah immediately understood the stress on Wes's face and regretted exposing that to Stella, pouring herself another shot as she took in the information for herself. "Um, so basically," She paused to down the shot, wiping her mouth on her wrist, "Fuck me, right?" Leah sounded exasperated. "You didn't even, both of you guys were just like, oh yeah, let's just not tell them. Could've at least text me, shit." Pissed off herself more because she hadn't been able to see the mess it probably was, Leah looked back over at Wes before shaking her head. "That's so fucking shady, Fins."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "She expects me to be myself, but like... sleep with her at night and help with the dishes. Really, not much has changed so far. I can still be your wingman.. I just can't, you know, do anything with other girls. I'll still let every hot girl know how awesome you are." Daniel knew that no matter how hard he tried, this was a form of betrayal to Wes and it wasn't going to be an easy transition for him. "Relax, man. I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to upset you this much. I really do love her, man. It just seemed right."

ria - andie - wes: "Live your dream," Ria echoed his tone, but with the mood shift, suddenly feeling both incredibly exposed and powerful where she stood. Usually she was all for being blunt and to the point, but she found herself mulling over her options even though she knew exactly which one she wanted to go with. She had to take into account where they were, who was outside, and who Samuel was. Didn't she? "I guess the only way to know if you can handle it is to try it out, hm?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley figured it was a bad idea to tell her that Stella had already known and was at the wedding. "You were on the camping trip." She said realizing it was a shitty excuse. "We just did it I was gonna tell you when you got back but I knew you were going to be mad and I haven't seen you in forever."

ria - andie - wes: Andie stared at the place where Elliot had been for a long time, doing her best to quiet the noise in her head. It was for the best. Better than explaining the truth, anyway. The dull ache in her stomach would go away with some alcohol and some sleep. No biggie.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Ooo classy." Catalina jumped up onto the counter. "Whats in that one again?" She asked rhetorically. "Question:Do you usually come to these things slash is it usually this dramatic. I feel like Ive seen 6 Taylor Swift songs play out tonight."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You don't have to be sorry. I just want you to be alright," Landon replied softly, kissing the top of her head. "Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?"

Leah - DJ: Leah's expression was completely flat, trying to decided whether she actually cared enough in this moment to be directly mad. She didn't really. The only thing that she was really clinging to was how shitty it was of Daniel not to tell Wes. Why was she thinking that? She didn't have a damn clue, as per usual. "Did he really just not fucking tell him? I ain't even mad, like do what you want, but fuck, Fin. It's so trippy that it's me telling you that was a fucked up thing to do."

ria - andie - wes: "You can do other stuff with girls, Daniel. It's just a piece of paper. But when she finds out what you've been doing, it won't be as cool! You'd have to like, deal with the government! Holy shit! The government is involved in your shit now!" Wes pushed past him, running into the first room available, which happened to be Elliot's

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer sat up and wiped her tear stained eyes and looked straight forward."I'll be alright." her voice was croaky and the tears had almost completely stopped. "I'm sorry I slept with you. Not because it was bad or anything It just" She sighed. "Was a really shitty thing for me to do, when I know."She didn't add the how you feel or the and my lack of feelings but it seemed implied.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Sam tried his best to keep his cool as she continued to speak, convinced that she was at least half flirting with him. It was a rare moment that Sam was not going to take for granted. "Yeah, something like that. She should know that even though the offer is always there, she should jump at the opportunity. I mean, she could change a young man's life." Sam scooted further along to bed, closer to where she stood and smirked up at her.

Leah - DJ: DJ mocked a laugh back at her at her rhetoric, grabbing the bottles from the end of the counter and filling up their cups by her leg. He was almost brave enough to make some kind of move, but he figured he'd probably get a good slap in the face. Instead, he leant with his hand just by her side on the counter and sipped his drink. "Not normally, I thought it was going to be just something relaxed. I was so wrong," He shrugged, internal monologue telling him over and over to chill. He thought maybe a little tipsy come on wouldn't be too embarrassing though. "What song are we then?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "I told him to he was just worried about him freaking out, which obviously he was kind of right about. " Fin watched Daniel run away out of the corner of her eye. "I thought you'd call me stupid." Finley admitted, the alcohol giving her more strength. "and maybe it is but nothing has felt right or normal these last 2 years and this does." She smiled just a little bit.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot sat up from his bed and looked at Wes. "The fuck you want dude?" Elliot asked taking off his jacket coat only bothering an irritated glance. Taco night was RUINED for him

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You don't have to say sorry for that. I get it. We were both pretty drunk and stuff. I think who we really should apologize to is Angus," he said with a laugh, though it was masking a lot of hurt. Her words only confirmed to him that she didn't feel the same way about him.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Catalina scoffed and kicked her legs out. She took her drink and took a sip. "I'm not giving myself a Taylor Swift song man I don't hate myself enough yet. Check back at like 3 when I'm lying in bed." She nodded at him. "Great drink, send my compliments to the chef or whatever.:

Leah - DJ: "You think me of all people would call you stupid?" Leah asked, looking at Finley like she was very, very stupid. "Well, yeah, no, it is stupid. You couldn't just like fuck and be normal, you had to go the whole way to hitched? Babe, I actually don't think I can name a single thing I have ever done that is stupider than that and I've snorted a line off one of my married teachers from high school."

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "I don't want to anymore! You know I've always been more of the monogamous type. Sleeping around with random girls just didn't feel right after a while." Daniel took a step towards Wes, trying his best to comfort him. "Wes, please.." Though before he could continue, Wes had already ran out the room. Daniel followed quickly, looking at the party go-ers for a moment and giving them an apologetic look for the drama that was happening. When he finally made it to Elliot's room, Dan instantly continued before Wes had the chance to run again. "I know you care about me and that's why this is hard for you, but I promise you that it's all going to be okay. I'm sorry that it changes things, but it doesn't change that you're the closest thing to a brother I've ever had."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Meredith put her hand on his. "I don't think I'm cut out for what I want." She said like it made any sense. " I wanted to be someones wife so badly and now I cant see being in a relationship without soul crushing dread.I don't think I can do that again." The idea of vulnerability like that made her sick but wasn't that what she was doing here? "I keep wanting to kiss you or something but I remember how selfish that is,"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley looked at her very seriously for a second and then said "No honey I think that's stupider."

Leah - DJ: Lina was hard to keep up with, even more so when he was on the way to drunk. She was always so switched on and DJ didn't even know if he had a damn switch. He tried to drink pretty quickly, some liquid courage or something. "I will," he replied, "In person, yeah? That's when I can keep that plan going, if you're still interested." He cringed at his own joke.

ria - andie - wes: Ria's eyes narrowed, a split second to let his words process before she took about two swift steps towards him, planted a knee to the left of his thigh to oddly half-straddle him, and planted her mouth firmly on his. The kiss wasn't like the one they'd shared recently, when they were high and calm. It was an insistent one, almost like a challenge in itself. She pulled away for a moment to gauge his reaction, eyebrow cocked. "How are you handling it?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "If you plan on being anywhere near my apartment at 3 am you better actually murder me" She smiled over her cup, a cheeky smile.

ria - andie - wes: Wes ignored Elliot entirely as he tried to catch his breath and ignored Daniel's voice wafting through the door that he'd slammed. "Fuck, dude, sorry, but my best friend just told me he got married. Dude. Married. Is that some fucked up shit or what?"

Leah - DJ: "It isn't," Leah rolled her eyes. "Who even gets married? It's 2017," Having lost sight of Wes, Leah pulled out her phone and sent him a very prompt, "u good?" text. How thoughtful.

ria - andie - wes: wes text: "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: "You're still young. That could change one day, but if it doesn't, that's okay too. You just have to do what feels right for you. I'll support you each step of the way." Landon gave her a reassuring smile, despite the fact that he knew he was likely going to hurt for a while over this conversation. "I of course want to kiss you. I don't think it surprises anyone that I really like you. I just don't ever want you to do something you regret in the slightest."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Wait the guy who blew up my toilet got married?" Elliot asked sitting up slightly more. "Thats....gross." Elliot said looking at the door where his voice wafted through " Get the fuck out or pay our plumbing bill" He yelled at it

Leah - DJ: DJ was so in over his head, a goofy ass smile forcing it's way onto lips. He really didn't know how to respond, so he just raised an unintentionally suggestive eyebrow and tapped his fingers on the counter. "We'll see."

ria - andie - wes: Elliot's words somehow broke through Wes's full blown panic attack long enough for him to let out a loud laugh, finally taking a good look at Elliot. "He's real sorry about that one, dude. Did you just get married today too or something? Fuuuuck, I can't trust anyone out here. I forgot you told your girl that you loved her in about a million different ways that one night. Am I really the only one who sees through all that bullshit?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley breathed in a deep breath. " Leah, I've made my choice, I wanted to get married it was quick and an odd one but I'm happy with it." She said it proudly but felt she could be toppled over by a feather as soon as she finished

Leah - DJ: leah text: "fuuuuuuuuuuckin same if u want me to tell him to fk off i will"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "Sorry doesnt pay the b---Wait what?" Elliot asked his blood rushing cold. " WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY" He shot up from his bed.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: fin text to daniel: i cant tell if i shouldve forced you to tell him sooner or we shoudlve just not told ppl

ria - andie - wes

wes text: he'll fuck off on his own i just need time to deal with this wes text: what are u doing later

Leah - DJ: "Sweet, that's cool, Fin'," Patronisingly, and somewhat hypocritically, Leah continued, "Didn't have to fuck over people in the process." Stood with hands on hips, she didn't look at Finley once. Eyes on either her phone or on Daniel outside the door.

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: Sam could almost pinch himself as he watched Ria come towards him, half expecting her to mess with him, but feeling pleasantly surprised at the feeling of her lips on his and her weight pressing against him. Sam immediately kissed back, his hands wrapping around her waist and pulling her as close as he could. There was a moment of slight disappointment when she pulled away, but it was replaced quickly by a lustful smile. "Better than I thought. I still might need to be pushed a little further before I really decide if this is right for me."

Leah - DJ

leah text: ofc u do like wtf leah text: y? u tryna get married?

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "It's not like i stole him from a wife and two kids. He can still hang out with Wesley." She motioned for the door.

ria - andie - wes: Elliot's sudden movement was a lot for Wes to take in, but once he got over the initial shock, he shrugged. "Yeah? The like...spaced out one, right? She's your girlfriend or something? You like, called her. Couldn't really tell if you were talking to me or to her, but I made noises every so often to be cool. It was a lot, dude. Sorry I don't remember more."

Leah - DJ: "God, just stop," Leah sighed at Finley's justification. "Do you not get it at all?"

Leah - DJ changed name to Leah - DJ - Angus

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "No" Finley admitted. "I guess I don't."

ria - andie - wes

wes text: dont joke about that shit leah what the fuck wes text: come over tonight i think unattached sex will help us cope

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot had a that so raven esque flash back and remembered too quickly. He ran to his window threw it open and threw up outside it. When he popped his head back in his eyes were wide with panic. "Oh no, oh no no no"

Leah - DJ - Angus: Angus came back through the unlocked door. In his mood earlier, he hadn't thought about getting his jacket from Sam's room. What was he without that jacket? No one knew. Obnoxious as he was, he didn't think of checking or knocking before he pushed open the door. He took a beat, looking between the two of them in there expressionless. He had seen so much all at once, "I need my jacket."

Leah - DJ - Angus: leah text: as if its not funny

ria - andie - wes: Since Elliot had gone, Andie had done her best to find the strength to stand from the couch she'd been sitting and drinking on steadily for the last several hours to head the fuck home. She'd spent many a night on said couch, and even a few nights in Elliot's bed (most notably the last taco night) but she had zero plans to do that tonight, especially when she'd finally shaken him. She mustered half-smiles at anyone who mattered, and began the short but treacherous walk back to her own apartment.

ria - andie - wes: wes text: ok but are u cumming or not

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Mer closed her eyes. She was tired of fighting about what a shitty person she was when a whole party had just confirmed it. "Oh landon." She said quietly, maybe he was doomed, poor guy. "We should go back to our apartments."

Leah - DJ - Angus

leah text: ur gross leah text: but yeh i think ur right

Leah - DJ - Angus: Leah looked up from her phone, indifferent to Finley's presence now. "This is where you walk away, yeah?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Elliot sat on his floor whispering no's "I should go fix this right? Like tell her loves bullshit and im fine whatever who cares super chill dude right?" He asked Wes getting up and walking towards him then straight out his bedroom door, to look at the now empty couch then right out the door his feet were running without him even telling to, until he saw her. "ANDIE" He yelled at her back, slowing his run as he caught up.

ria - andie - wes: Sam's words out of anyone else's mouth would've probably illicited a disgusted grunt and potentially a punch somewhere on the more delicate end of the male body, but from Sam himself, it created a smirk on her lips and a desire for more. She pulled him to her lips this time, but the kiss only lasted about .02 seconds before a voice with an all-too-familiar tone broke the tension, creating a new kind of tension. Ria's head snapped up, glaring at who dared to disturb the moment, already at high levels of annoyance that she'd gotten caught. She pushed off of Sam to remove herself from the picture, as if it wasn't already burned into Angus's mind. "Well? Fucking get it, then."

ria - andie - wes: wes text: ready to go?

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Finley nodded apologetically and walked away, probably home, not even waiting for daniel she was too upset

Sam - Daniel - Lasmine: shook

ria - andie - wes: Wes didn't even bother telling Elliot his opinion, then left the room to find Leah lol

Leah - DJ - Angus: leah text: duh

Sam - Landone - Daniel maybe joined the chat

Sam - Landone - Daniel maybe: Needless to say, Sam completely

Leah - DJ - Angus: Leah moved straight over to Wes once he'd left the room and Finley had gone. "You good?" She repeated her earlier text as a greeting.

ria - andie - wes: Andie stumbled down the hall, eyes closed, trusting muscle memory to get her back in time. Hearing her own name snapped her out of the fog, a fleeting thought about the concept of names in general clogging her mind before realizing that the odd thing about this was that she had just dropkicked Elliot out of her life. She didn't bother turning all the way around (because she honestly didn't trust herself to be able to), but when he rolled up next to her, she glanced at him. "Hey," she said, because there wasn't much else to say.

ria - andie - wes: "Are any of us good, Leah?" he said, his philosophy classes really coming through in this particular moment of life. "Like, fuck. Uh. I mean, are you?"

ria - andie - wes: wes obv ^

Sam - Landone - Daniel maybe: Needless to say, Sam completely forgot about the drama that had previously occurred and was entirely focused on Ria and how much he missed being with her like this. Though it was short lived, Sam kissed her hungrily. The sound of his former friend's voice destroyed any chance of the two of them going any further. "Really, Angus? Just fucking grab it," he remarked in annoyance, becoming even more bitter when Ria pushed off of him. "You don't have to leave," he said in a near whisper to her, though he could tell that was exactly what she would likely do.

Leah - DJ - Angus: Leah's expression made it clear the Wes had a point, nodding and just accepting that before he continued. "Yeah, same dude. Can we just, like, go now?"

Elliot/Mer/Finland: His breath caught up as he stood in front of her about to start a sentence in between wheezing. "I'm sorry." He said it ernestly, that wouldnt be one of the many lies he was about to tell. " I was really, really drunk, and high." he remembered vaguely. " I broke up Sam and Kendall I was so shitfaced." He laughed a little. "Obviously i wasnt thinking straight--or at all and I'm sorry, just forget it all, it's gone, i swear."

Elliot/Mer/Finland: Lina looked DJ up and down and said "If you can do a 360 flip on that skateboard you have in all of your instagram pictures you can come back with me." She raised an eyebrow

ria - andie - wes: "Hell yes," Wes said, not needing a second to check. He made a beeline for the door, not even bothering to say bye to anyone (but at least bothering to grab a taco for the road).

ria - andie - wes: Andie knew precisely and exactly what he was referring to, and yet something in her felt that the only thing to do to make things better was to pretend like she had never heard it. Forget it all existed, and maybe it would go away. Even though it clearly wouldn't. "'sokay," she shrugged, deciding that she'd take his apology for tonight, rather than for the shitshow that was a week ago (ish?). "You didn't break them up, they broke up on the road trip. Don't worry. I didn't mean anything I said tonight either, I guess."

Leah - DJ - Angus: Angus, smug as ever, threw his hands up defensively and walked slowly towards his jacket on the other side on the room. As much as it pissed him off that this was happening, he knew just how this could be used to his advantage. Sams annoyance only entertained him and the idea of how cockblocked he was about to be... priceless. He could read it on Ria's face, particularly after he heard him say she didn't have to leave. "Yeah, Ria, you don't have to leave," He mocked, as he crumpled the leather jacket in his hands.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "I did tell Kendall he kissed Sam." Elliot rubbed the back of his neck. "You didn't say a whole lot anyways so" He forced a smile, even though the adrenaline was fading and he was seeing how clearly everything was just fucked like Leah had said. "Do you need me to walk you back or?" Normally he would do it without asking but he could feel how unwanted he was in the moment.

Leah - DJ - Angus: "I didn't bring my board," DJ replied, sounding thoroughly disappointed. Head hung as he placed his cup down and placed his other hand by her other side when he moved to stand lean in front of her. Thanks vodka. "I can't do it when I've had drinks anyway, honest."

ria - andie - wes: She hoped Angus could feel the 'fuck you' vibes without her having to actually say it, because she truly didn't think her voice could reach the decibel necessary. He was going to lord this over her for months, and she was already fed the fuck up with it. "Oh, I'm fucking leaving," Ria insisted to both of them, anger radiating through her bones as she tore through the pile to find her denim jacket, which was a really inopportune moment to realize that it was the same denim jacket she had stolen from Sam years before. She threw it on without looking either of them in the eye, and left the room with a simple "Bye, fuckers."

Leah - DJ - Angus: Even if Leah had felt the need to say goodbye, Wes didn't give her time. Following just behind him, she grabbed her bag on the way out. Ain't no time to waste when you gotta distract, ay?

ria - andie - wes: Andie truly wasn't used to feeling the same ache in her chest multiple times a day, let alone within a few hours. She knew she'd fucked up, but she couldn't bring herself to admit anything else. "Uh, I mean, you're still in half a suit, so..." she shrugged. "You should probably...get home before you get teased or robbed."

Leah - DJ - Angus: Rias reaction was exactly what he saw coming and lordy, it felt even better than he ever thought. Everything was coming up Angus tonight. Grin plastered on his face, Angus left after one last look was given to Sam. What goes around, comes around, he thought. No problem at all having screwed up what was happening after what had come out on the road trip. Angus Burke had Struck Gold, folks.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "yeah you're probably right." Elliot swallowed hard. "Night, Andie." He said and turned to walk away, none of the usual text me when you get home sorta bullshit. Everything in him just hurt too much to try and act like she would. Elliot walked back into the apartment and walked into Sam's bedroom and laid down on the bed, still half suited. He laid there in a while in silence, before he pulled out his phone and opened the Tinder app.

Elliot/Mer/Finland: "looks like your shit outta luck then" lina blew a kiss at him, took her bag of tacos and went home

Leah - DJ - Angus: eriwbfjnqdjkla GOD

ria - andie - wes: same

ria - andie - wes: aaaaaand Fin. (the french word not the character)

[allofthisnonsenseplease]

We are aware of certain discrepancies. XD

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 our Jack is fucking dumb as hell I love it so muxh *much

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 XD he is amusing in an OH GOD WHY CAN'T YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER sort of way X'D

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 also HOW TF DID U GET THIS FAR WITHOUT YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 . . . that is a REALLY GOOD question =/ like there is NO WAY our Jack should have been made SC

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES AHAHAHA I just had a thought idiot Jack and canon Jack swap

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 OH NO XD

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 idiot Jack wakes up and realized he is fuckin strike commander canon Jack wakes up and everyone is treating him w kid gloves XDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 XD oh god he would be SO MAD

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 THIS WOULD BE SO BAD IDIOT JACK WOULD FUCK EVERYTHING UP Gabe hates that he still loves him even in idiot form

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 what if they only got swapped for a day and idiot!Jack is the one that caused the entirety of the zurich fuck up and explosion. ALL IN ONE DAY

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 holyyyy shit canon Jack gets back and is like WOW IF I DIDN'T HATE MYSELF BEFORE HOW DO YOU EVEN FUCK UP THAT BAD idiot Jack gets back and he's like damn everything is better

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 XD WHY DOES HE ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 well not always ;3

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 XD

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 but yeah idiot Jack has mad luck lmaooo canon Jack wakes up and gabe is like "hold on babe just gonna brush my teeth I'll fuck u in a sec" and Jack is like wha... I have work to do what makes you think I have time for that Gabe is instantly worried

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 XD oh noes Gabe starts thinking maybe jack hit his head a bit harder than they'd thought against the headboard last night

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 Ahahahaha oh my god Jack is appalled when Gabe is like "holy shit you don't want sex like every second of the day" Jack is like "HOW WOULD I EVEN LIVE"

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 Gabe: is...is this some sort of test?

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 AHAHA Gabe: ANGELA, JACK IS SICK Angela: what's the matter? Jack: Gabe is crazy Angie, he thinks something's wrong with me because I don't want to have sex right n- Angela: OH GOD Gabe: SEE????

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 X'''D Jack is just 'okay, okay, whatever joke you two are playing, you've had your fun. now, i need to get to work. there's at least five situations ready to go critical, and I don't have time to be playing around!'

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 omg who's gonna tell him

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 oh god, canon jack opening up his desk drawers and finding idiot!Jack's stash of toys and stuff XD

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 AHAHAHA who am i

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 he throws it all away, genuinely angry that someone put it there, and Gabe is like okay, that's it guns are coming out 'cause you aren't jack

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY HUSBAND" "J-Jesus Gabe a shotgun? Really-" "ANSWER ME SPY"

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 Jack: wait...WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HUSBAND???

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 AHAHAHAHA

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 Gabe notices that Jack no longer has the ring. He takes a closer look. There's not too much difference--hair going a bit white at his temples, more wrinkles than he'd thought Jack had. It's a good disguise, but this guy didn't do his homework.

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 NASKSJXNSXK Jack finds himself in a fucking cell of all things HE HAS SHIT TO DO, WHAT IS GOING ON

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 He knows some of the passcodes and things--the ones auto-generated, but none of his own work. They think there must be a bug in the main systems that let him get some of his intel, but sweeps are coming up clean, and this guy knows WAY too much about people and stuff going on in overwatch to be an outsider...although some of the things he knows aren't quite right

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 Jack is Extremely Pissed Off the entire time and keeps growling about how he's going to fire everyone once this stupid charade is over

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 lol Gabe is like '...i recognize the anger. that's definitely jack. but how come he hasn't made a single pass at me?'

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 Acavfnfmfksb so wait are canon Jack and gabe not together or DDDD: Sadness Or do they just have a healthy fuckin relationship XDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 um...dunno. i sorta ran with not married, but i hadn't picked anything else. XD knee jerk reaction was pining, or came close to being together once or twice on a lonely night or after a bad mission, but never really settled into anything long term, then the sc&blackwatch commander jobs got between them

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 Awwwww beeee I was thinking they're probably at "occasionally sleeping together bc we like each other but too busy for a real reaction" .... *relationship almost the same thing

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 hehe but then you don't have the 'we slept together a couple of times out of need, but never talked about underlying feeings and now the time never seems right to admit how much i love him/how many nights i stay up thinking about him/how badly i want him/how the memories of those nights are years old and no where near enough' sort of pining

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 AJDJAKXNA YA GOT A POINT THAT IS SOME GOOD SHIT

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 :D I DO TRY

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 now we get to pile on Jack being pissed about Gabe thinking they're married

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 Jack being bewildered about it, but Gabe catches him glancing at the wedding ring, and he's certain that he sees longing on Jack's face. It's painful, somehow, even though he knows that this can't be Jack.

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 QOQ During gabe's questioning of him Jack interrupts to ask about the wedding

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 ; ;

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 Gabe is in the middle of trying to grill him about the pass codes when Jack asks "which of us proposed first?" Gabe pauses and is like "is... Is that a trick question?"

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 ;-;

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 Jack looks away skittishly but says "no. Just wondering." meanwhile in the other world, canon Gabe is pleasantly surprised by idiot Jack XDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 ((it occurs to me that they could do fingerprints, retnal scans, dna checks and realize that he def is jack)) omg

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 WELL... IT'S THE FUTURE, I'M SURE THERE ARE.... WAYS OF MESSING W THOSE TESTS IN THE FUTURE.........

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 jack being all 'you haven't fucked me in forever' and gabe is thinking 'yeah it's been years since either of us asked for that' but what jack means is 'since last night' XD

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 AHAHAHA

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 idiot!Jack is insatiable and passionate and affectionate and keeps up a running commentary on how good Gabe feels inside him and how lucky he is and how all he wants is Gabe. The whole thing feels almost like a dream. it's so unlike how Jack usually is, that Gabe feels guilty for giving in to it, because he's worried that maybe Jack is sick or something. Then, as they're curled up in each others arms during a lull in between, Jack sleepily asks where Gabe's ring is. He holds up his own hand when Gabe asks what ring, and Gabe's blood goes cold. Jack isn't married, not to anyone and certainly not to him. If it's a joke, it's a bad one. He says as much as he pulls away. Jack calls after him 'never mind the ring, then. all i need is you.' but the spell is broken and now Gabe wants to know why Jack's acting so weird, what happened to make him skip out on work when he's always got such a stick up his ass about it. Jack doesn't know what to say to him.

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 OH MY GOOOOOOOD THIS STUPID IDEA SHOULDN'T BE SO UPSETTING

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 X'D RIGHT?? We seem to have an odd way of turning crack fics into feels-y nonsense

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 The best superpower

Gabe sneaks away to call Ana because Jesus Christ he needs to spill his heart out for just a sec

He asks if anything suspicious has happened to Jack or if she's noticed anything lately and when she says no and asks why he wants to know, he isn't sure where to start

Because essentially this boils down to "i think there's something wrong with Jack bc he insists he's in love with me." Instead he goes with "Jack doesn't want to work I'm worried. Also he may have hit his head or something because he's spouting nonsense."

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 Poor grumpy Gabe. This has to be weighing on him. ; ;

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 qoq

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 He finally gets what he wants, but there's something wrong. It's as if he made his wish, but the genie just brainwashed Jack. It's not right. That feeling keeps nagging at him even as all the scratches and bruises and love bites burn on his skin. Something isn't right.

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 boy QOQ Idiot Jack is still lounging in bed complaining about how Gabe should just come back over here and fuck him again

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 ((it occurred to me tho, once they get switched back, Gabe can confront canon Jack [before realizing things are back to normal] and just flat out ask him: 'You said you love me. Is that true?' and Jack, certain that he said no such thing, is too tired of pining quietly to lie about it. He looks Gabe straight in the eye, as if it's a challenge, and just says 'Yes. I do.' And Gabe manages to hold his serious face long enough to judge that Jack is telling hte truth and to get a sense that this is his Jack, the one he's been thinking of for so long, and he grins--this huge, bright expression of joy that lights up his face and leaves Jack looking a little amazed, but only for a moment, only until Gabe pulls him close and kisses him))

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 QOQ AHHHHHH qoq I'm dying

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 yay! :D ((don't die tho)) <3

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 <3333 in the meantime tho Gabe has to juggle figuring out what's wrong w Jack while also fending off his advances XDDDD It takes. A long time for idiot Jack to realize everything is weird(edited)

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 X''''''D he doesn't even go to his office. phones are ringing off the hook. codes are going red. alarms are beginning to ring. meanwhile,  jack can't find his goddamn stash of sex toys! there's, like, ONE. And it's BORING!

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 SMDJANXNA THE TRUE CRISIS

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 he did nothing wrong to deserve this

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 XDDDDDD He huffs something petty about how, on top of everything else, his husband isn't paying enough attention to him and gabe snaps "we're not married, okay?" And that's what finally tips Jack off

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 jack's voice shakes a little bit as he laughs shortly and asks if gabe finally made good on all those threats to divorce him. Gabe doesn't look like he's joking, though. 'Gabe...come on.' he tries to smile, but it flickers across his face and dies almost immediately. 'What's going on?'

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 noooooo qoq

Jack runs his fingers through his hair, suddenly shifty and nervous. Gabe doesn't know what to make of it. The reaction seems genuine enough...

"You're the one who's acting strange, you tell me," he says.

Jack isn't looking at him. He's fidgeting with the ring. "This isn't funny," he says angrily and Gabe kind of wants to laugh.

"Just what I was thinking."

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 "Knock off the jokes about us being married. This was only a quick fuck to let off steam, right? Save your dreaming for when you're asleep."

Jack looks straight at him, and Gabe realizes that he's made a mistake. There's genuine pain in Jack's eyes. He only sees it for a second before anger drowns it out and Jack orders him out of his room. Gabe can deal with anger, though.

"Finish up your day off, and then get back to your job. You were happy enough to take it. I don't want to see you shirking again unless all this--" He waves his hand, indicating the bed with its rumpled sheets and the ring on Jack's finger. "--is a problem big enough to warrant a psych eval and some sanctioned time off."

He turns away and leaves, furious because he's the only one of them with any right to look so betrayed.

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 GABRIELLLLL QOQ Jack doesn't even know what to do with that. His husband doesn't want him anymore for seemingly no reason.

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;__;

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 let's just say canon Jack will be returning to a thoroughly destroyed room

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 haha idiot!Jack is bad for himself in SO many ways XD

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 YEP XDDDDD canon Jack meanwhile is ACTUALLY GETTING SHIT DONE and trying to figure out wtf happened

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 They let him take over?? XD

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 He's pretty charismatic XDDDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 Just got tired of him trying to boss everyone around from teh cell, and realized some of his suggestions were really good ones?

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 yep lollll

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 I bet he was holding court from a holding cell before someone was finally like ffs just put him in the strike commander's office it's not like he's gonna go anywhere else

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 XDDDDDDD Jack is finally like "okay I think. this isn't my universe" and everyone is like WHAT Idk how he would even figure that out But canon Jack is a smart dude apparently

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 maybe he used to put on science documentaries in the bg while he worked, and the concepts would make their way into his brain and there was one on parallell worlds

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 Gabe is upset that there's a world where they aren't together Lmao Jack is just upset that WTF THERE'S A VERSION OF ME THIS STUPID

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 What if he tells Jack to ask teh other him. What if he says that he must love Jack, he's certain of it.

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 QoQ

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 That's why Jack doesn't evade or lie when canon Gabe asks him about what idiot!Jack said.

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 qoq Gabe tries to engage Jack in conversation about it but Jack evades by going on about what kind of dumb fuck is he in this universe

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 oh god how would gabe even defend idiot!Jack?? XD

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 XDDD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 his only good quality in our joint discussions is HASN'T ACTUALLY GONE BACK IN TIME TO MURDER HIMSELF

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 AHAHAHAHAHA Gabe probably laughs and says with a stupid smile "yeah he's kind of an idiot. But he's my idiot." Canon Jack stares for a second and then hurriedly busies himself with something else

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 ; ; Gabe: We love each other. [with a sad, knowing look at jack] It's the same for you, isn't it?

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 QOQ

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 He insists again that Jack speak up once they get this fixed. He says that Jack deserves to be happy. That he wants to know Jack will be happy.

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 CRIES Jack tries to make excuses about how it's not that simple, they're different people, but Gabe keeps insisting

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 'I think I know my own heart better than you.' He asks Jack if the Gabe he knows is much different, and Jack has to admit that, no, aside from being a bit more grumpy and reserved, he's not that different at all. Gabe nods. 'Talk to him.'

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 QOQ Jack laughs quietly and buries his face in his hands. "I might be stuck here. I don't even know if I can get back."

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 Gabe reaches automatically to comfort him. He's reminded again that this isnt' his Jack when the man in his arms flinches from the contact before slowly relaxing.

Jack doesn't let it go on. He takes a couple deep breaths, then sits up straighter and pushes Gabe away. 'Sorry. Moment of weakness. It won't happen again.'

Gabe tells him that they'll figure this out, trying to be reassuring. jack only nods and finds himself more work to get lost in.

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 Gabe starts to see why they haven't gotten together yet in Jack's world qoq He also starts to worry about how his own Jack is doing ((Spoiler alert not well))

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 heehee wouldn't it be kinda funny if him and idiot!Jakc found, like, a single terminal that connected the two realities and ended up having some intense video call sex and the alt Gabe and/or Jack walked in on them?

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT TALK ABOUT AWKWARD

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 XD

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 Jack scrutinizes the toy collection like "do I. do I really. use all of these." Gabe confirms "yep all of them" "ALL of them?" "Yep" ",,,,,,,"

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 X''''''D omg Jack mentally catalogs them for future reference

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 SKCNAKXKA JACK NO DON'T BE INFECTED BY THE IDIOCY

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 HE'S SERIOUSLY REPRESSED LET THE MAN AT LEAST HAVE SOME NICE TOYS SINCE HE DOESN'T HAVE GABE

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 LOLLL oh goddd I really hope that doesn't have horrible consequences bc repressed Jack = touch-starved jack and once he's been Awakened that's bad news XDDDD TURNS OUT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IDIOT AND CANON JACK IS THAT CANON JACK REPRESSES EVERYTHING OH NO

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 X''''''''''D omg maybe not. maybe canon Jack...i dunno...isn't insane? XD

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 XDDDDD that's fair He only has a few kinks instead of All of Them

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 XD i'm sure he could work on that

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 OKAY WE GOTTA GET CANON JACK BACK BEFORE IDIOT JACK DESTROYS ALL HIS STUFF

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 XD

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 I guess the next day it just. Swaps back mysteriously

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 SOUNDS GOOD ENOUGH TO ME XD srsly tho, that would have been my suggestion ^^;;;

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 XDD should we have idiot Jack and canon Gabe come to some sort of resolution before that or

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 canon!Gabe could apologize for being an ass. lol

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 yayyy

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 Um...idiot!Jack could give him similar sort of advice.

Be all 'Gabe...you're the best thing that ever happened to me. My version of you, anyway. I love you. So much. Too much for me to be the only Jack Morrison who feels that way about Gabriel Reyes. If you love him--' He sneaks a look, but Gabe isn't giving anything away. '--then tell him. If he's anything at all like me, then he should hear it.' His smile when he said if he's anything at all like me doesn't have a drop of happiness in it. He's miserable in this world where he can't fit into the shoes of a better version of himself, and Gabe hates to see him miserable...even though he isn't the Jack that Gabe loves.

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 SHRIEKS SOFTLY awww now I feel bad for idiot Jack finally realizing he's an idiot

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 WELL I MEAN IT AIN'T LIKE ANYONE'S GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BE WELCOMING ASIDE FROM THE IDIOT PAIR

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 XDDDDDD TRU WHAT'S WRONG W YOU NON-IDIOTS

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 lol too grumpy XD

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 XDDD "I do," Gabe finally admits. "I do... love him." It feels good to say it out loud. He glances up at Jack uncertainly but Jack is smiling for real now.

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 ;u; bbys

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 Idiot Jack can't help giving Gabe a quick kiss (unusually chaste for him). "I'm not the one you should be saying that to."

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 well, not exactly the one lol

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 XDDD Idiot Jack convinces Gabe to sleep with him that night - like literally sleep in the same bed as him - because he can't possibly sleep well without Gabe there. Which makes canon Jack very confused when he wakes up the next morning He thinks he's still in the alternate universe at first

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/03/2017 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3<3<3 ouob and Gabe's all curled up right against him, an arm slung over his waist

firesonic152 - 06/03/2017 QOQ His heart squeezes painfully and he wishes he could have this Then he notices that Gabe doesn't have the ring

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/04/2017 "Gabriel...?" He speaks softly, hesitantly. behind him, he feels Gabe start to shift, and knows he's come fully awake by the way he goes tense.

"Jack?" The other Jack had insisted on calling him 'Gabe' the whole time. It feels like a strange dream now, and he isn't sure if it's over. He grabs Jack's shoulder, turning him onto his back so that he can get a good look at his face. The differences are missing. A quick glance tells him that there's no ring on his finger. "It's you, right? You're back?"

firesonic152 - 06/04/2017 jhbjhbmhxbskjcsnscd Jack nods cautiously. Gabe hesitates and then blurts out his "do you love me"'question Immediately after he asks it he knows he should have been more tactful and there are a million other things he should have asked first, but it's all he can think about

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/04/2017 Without his having noticed, his arm had gone back around Jack. His hand is gripping Jack's waist, and once Gabe realizes this, he can't move even though he wants to pull Jack closer. He feels like he ought to let go, but he's afraid that if he does, the chance to change things between them will slip through his fingers.

firesonic152 - 06/04/2017 QOQ Jack lets out a small breath. "Yes." He's trying desperately to strangle the hope inside him out of instinct more than reason at this point. Gabe wants to cry all of a sudden

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/04/2017 "We're both idiots," he murmurs.

firesonic152 - 06/04/2017 HA HAHAHAHA

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/04/2017 Jack freezes up for a moment when Gabe kisses him. But only for a moment. Soon enough, they're pulling at each other's clothes, and it looks like Overwatch is going to have to do without its Strike Commander for one more day.

firesonic152 - 06/04/2017 YAYYYY idiot jack is happily getting dicked too lmao

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/04/2017 going at it like caffenated rabbits XD

firesonic152 - 06/04/2017 XDDDDD oh awks canon gabe slept w idiot jack and idiot jack was Very Vocal about what he liked

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/04/2017 o_o X''''''D

firesonic152 - 06/04/2017 so canon jack is taken aback when gabe already knows exactly what he wants even JACK didn't know

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/04/2017 XD omg well, at least he can't be mad. it was an innocent mistake (mostly) and it's not like they were together lol

firesonic152 - 06/04/2017 yeah XDD he's just mostly confused "HOW DID YOU KNOW I LIKE THAT" "what?" "EVEN I DIDN'T KNOW I LIKE THAT, HOW DID YOU KNOW" "uh"

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/04/2017 X'D Jack is introduced to a thrilling new world of sensual pleasures thanks in large part to his idiot alt self

firesonic152 - 06/04/2017 thank u idiot jack you fixed one (1) thing

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/04/2017 lol it was a big thing tho

firesonic152 - 06/04/2017 oh noo but then zurich ruins everything :((

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/04/2017 OR the fact that they admitted they were in love will be what saves them afterward, instead of htem having nothing but bitterness to fall into

firesonic152 - 06/04/2017 YAY :DDD idiots save the day

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/04/2017 hooray!! :D

firesonic152 - 06/04/2017 damn what a wild ride lollll

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/04/2017 XD HEY I'M PROUD OF US FOR PUTTING ACTUAL FEELS INTO THIS RIDICULOUSNESS KUDOS

firesonic152 - 06/04/2017 YAYYYY HIGH FIVE

SuspiciousPopsicle - 06/04/2017 HIGH FIVE XD

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Watching The Husbands of River Song for the first time

(When I started writing the post I messed up my typing and the title said “Watchgin the Husnabds of REierv Sogn for the fitrst time”)

-Oh dear, one episode closer to catching up to the show, and one step clser to a yet unknown source of heartbreak.

tf is this flying dish

Wait, they’re celebrating Christmas in 5343?

-Wow Jesus looks like you’ve really outdone yourself

-TARDIS

-TARDEEEEHS

Why is the music all doom-y and scary like this is something bad That is the best note ever

-HEEEEyyyyy it’s the bald guy from the Series 10 trailer!!

-He looks like he’d be a mouse or a hamster if he was an animal

“Is there anything on my head?”

-YES THERE IS

-OH GOSH

IT’S CONTAGIOUS

-I MUST RUN BEFORE RED CHRISTMAS RUDOLPH ANTLERS SPROUT UP ON MY HEAD

-well hello alien santa under the hood

-RIVEEEEEEER

-WTF

-WHAT THE FAAAAAAAAQ

-wait why is she so pissed-- OHHHHHH

-IT’S BEFORE SHE wait hold on a minute

-This is the first time she’s seeing his twelfth incarnation in-show, yes? No?

-*checks Wikipedia* Yes I’m right but...

-I think I’ll have to watch more before jumping to conclusions

-By the way, this.

A time travelling alien as old as time and also a fluffy grinning cat.

-”My husband is dying.”  Doctor: wtf is going on am i about to cross my own timestream or what

-”wtf river”

-Ah yes, flurry snow in the middle of a bajillion cogwheels, brilliant intro.

-Oh shit it’s Moffat

-Poor Twelve must be confused so much.

-River looks like she’s faking though. She’s not the kind of person who coos at people like that.

(unfortunately I could not find a stock photo of a cat looking exactly like this. pity.)

-No, seriously. Look at this cate.

-Anyway who the fuck is that guy in that disproportionately large armor, like, where in the actual sarlacc butthole did he come from

-River Song’s Drama has increased by 100!

-uhhh lemme see I think that’s a mix of Megaman, the old Transformers cartoon and ahh what’s that one videogame I swear there are videogames with people wearing hulky armor like that

-DAMN TWELVE DROPPIN IT

-I don’t even

-I don’t even know what I’m watching

-And yet there’s this lingering fear in the back of my mind that’s still scared of the text “Written by Steven Moffat”

-Wait, if she’s talking to the people in the little screens and they react accordingly to her gestures, then it means they’re watching her too, but where’s the camera?

-Doctor: “the fuck”

-”Do you recognize me?”  “No”  So the Doctor said no because of something unrelated but I swear a part of him just wanted to get back at River

-HE’S WHITE DIAMOND, GEMS HAVE GENDER, WHITE DIAMOND CONFIR-- nevermind wrong show

-”You’re talking about murdering someone!”  “No I’m not, I’m actually murdering someone.”

-”Do you know who you remind me of?”   “Yes, probably of a chap with a big-” (he means big chin, don’t get any ideas)   “My second wife!”

-The dialogue is top notch in this episode

-Oh no, it’s the robot king who doesn’t look like he can eat his enemies very efficiently and his legion of...

...sword-wielding Jawas.

-Heck, they even sound like Jawas.

-what the effing head

-”I wondered why we didn’t share a bathroom”

-Well for me it explains the nonsense body proportions

-”Decision overruled. Recommendation: Chill.”

-I love how the robot suit says “Chill”, it’s just so.. chill. It’s actually chilling out. It’s the chillest robot in robot history.

I have paused at just the right moment

They’re nerding out together

-Aw the Doctor’s laughing

-He’s having so much fun

-”I haven’t laughed in a long, long time.”  There. All the more merrier because of that.

-Oh god

-Okay how many people are River Song gonna hang around with in this episode

-”He only has twelve faces” OHHHHH BECAUSE RIVER DOESN’T KNOW THAT THE TIMELORDS GAVE HIM A NEW REGENERATION CYCLE DOES SHE

‘Little do they know the BBC wanted to continue the show for another fifty years.’

-noooo not the bald guy nuuuuu

-What a cynical robot

-DOCTOR JUST TELL HER THAT IT’S YOUR TARDIS

-Poor Doc

-”Oh yeah I’m SURE I’ll get SOOOO surprised”

-”It’s my girl.”

-The sarcasm is strong with this one.

-”Oh it’s BIGGER on the INSIDE how SURPRISING because I’ve NEVER seen one beFORE”

I’M DYING ASDGSDJSA;;

-”Wait, my Tardis had a fridge?”

-Sooooo when River was with Eleven she was the better driver (in terms of comfort; no offense to Eleven’s Timelording skills in general) but now Twelve is probably the calmest drver so far and River’s, well... not so much.

-”Of course I’m NOT getting frustrated by you doing everything wrong and trying to give you instructions because it’s CLEARLY not my Tardis how can you even SUGGEST such a thing”

-”Yes thank you I am a quick learner and NOTHING else, NOTHING like I’ve flown this Tardis countless times before”

-So if the Tardis can’t take off while someone’s both in and out, then this wouldn’t work, huh.

(From one of the Bunny Suicides books)

-”What sort of medical school did you go to?”

-A king does not unnecessarily endanger the lives of his people... Unless he is cross.

-LOGIC

-OH SHIT THAT GUY’S HEAD GOT CHOPPED OFF TOO

-”Death initiated.”

-The fuck kind of Star Wars cantina did they walk into

-”They’re still digesting their mother.”

-”--I will rip you open and devour you--”    “It’s my stomach.”

-Even the guy whose wife got eaten by his kids is going ‘wtf’

-The fuck kind of CGI was that

-”This is where genocide comes to kick back and relax.”    Oh boy, that’s gonna get on the Doctor’s nerves.

-”Why are you frowning?”   “How’d you know?”   “It’s audible.”

-”The man who gave me this was the sort of man who’d know exaclty how a long a diary you’re going to need.”  “Oh yeah that’s definitely not me”

-I SAW THAT EYEBROW RAISE, RIVER SONG, YOU CHEEKY LITTLE TIME TRAVELLER

-Annnnd River’s supposed to be paid by a Voldemort with a nose.

-WHAT THE FUCK HIS HEAD OPENS UP

-JEEZ!

-YOU HAVE A JAWBREAKER IN YOUR HEAD??!?

-OH MY FUCKING GOD EVERYONE HAS CRACKED UP HEADS

-For some reason, Credits seems to be the common term for whatever currency is used vaguely in scifi universes. They have Credits in Star Wars too!

-Whoever is playing that pale guy is going to have a royally sore throat by the end of the episode.

-”Hail Hydra”

-You should probably just give him the head...

-To be fair you crackhead guys did creep them out

-The thing.

-Did the head just run away or something, why are the Doctor and River so uneasy, do they really just don’t want to witness a brain surgery or am I missing something here

-Dang it Doctor.

-”The skyyyy shall crrrrrack”

-Well the head is there...

-what. the. fuck. is. happening.

-”At last I am whole again”  Well I wouldn’t really call it whole if your body’s a robot but...

-Okay.... that happened.

-*hastily muffled Steven Universy screeching*

-SCREW YOU CATFISH BUG MAN

-Why do his eyebrows make a squeak sound

-”A picnic at Asgard...”  MARVEL/DOCTOR WHO CROSSOVER CONFI-- nevermind

-jesus christ why is that guy so intent on reading River’s diary out loud

-’The Angels Take Manhattan’ was three seasons ago. And yes, that episode was written by Moffat too.

-”An infinite number of faces”   Well, I wouldn’t say it’s infinite per se...

-Besides, if there’s only the head left, wouldn’t that kind of hinder the regeneration, if not stop it altogether?

-Wait, since when was the robot the king and not the head?

-I don’t like the catfish bug guy with the French mustache. In fact, I am liking him less and less by the second.

-WHOA WAIT THAT ROBOT COULD STORE MULTIPLE HEADS IN IT? I THOUGHT IT JUST TOOK ONE OFF AND PUT ON ANOTHER

-Dammit River why would you want to hurt him like that HE IS RIGHT THERE  ;_;

-;_;

-*CRYING EMOJI INTENSIFIES*

-”Two hearts, stupid clothes--”  Well the latter changed a bit.

-MOFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

-DAMMIT MOFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

-HE IS RIGHT THERE

-DAMMIT MOFFAT

FUCK YOU MOFFAT

-TAKE MY HEART AND RIP IT APART SOME MORE WHY DON’T YOU

-”I’m an archaeologist from the future.  I dug you up.”

-DAMN

-”What do you think of my new body”  “I’ll let you know, I’ve only seen the face”  Okay it’s either me or Moffat that isn’t aware that this is a family show.

-She caught it in her f-cking boobs

-HER BOOBS

-FAMILY SHOW

-”FAMILY SHOW”

-”So, King Hydroflax?”  (idk how tf it’s spelled)  “I married the diamond!”  (”wE ARE THE CRYSTAL--””SHUT UP!!”)  “So you say.”  “Elizabeth the First.”  “Ramone.”  “Marilyn Monroe!”  “Stephen Fry!”  “Cleopatra!”  “Same thing!”

-IF YOU HAVEN’T GUESSED ALREADY, I’M DYING

Glowing cables.

-”Crashing spaceships, that’s my job.”  I feel like I should write a sentence that rhymes with this, but unfortunately I can’t.

-OH THE TOP PART OF HIS SCREWDRIVER ROTATES

-”I’ve been doing it longer!”  “I do it better!”  Like how you drive the Tardis, for example.  (I can also see the above dialogue used in a very, very, wrong, scenario, but I’ll just keep quiet and hope that it wasn’t Moffat’s intention.)

-river u ok?

-k

Looks like one of those audio equipment machines.

-Reminds me of the ‘Profit’ memes.

-1. Crash ship  2. Look outside  3. FIRE  4. Nope the fuck outta there and travel forward in time  5. ??  6. Profit

-1. Visit some yet-to-be tour spot  2. Give money to a random guy and tell him to set up a restaurant  3. Travel forward in time  4. ???  5. Profit

-River why aren’t you closing the Tardis door

-THE GOD DAMN BOT

-Oh look Nardole’s alive too

-”Now that, my dear, is a suit.”  Gotta agree.

HOLE-LEE SHEE-EHT

-THAT’S THE SCREWDRIVER FROM ‘SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY’

-THAT WAS SEASON FOUR

-MOFFAT

-YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED A PLOT STRING THAT SPANS FIVE SEASONS YOU BIG ASSHOLE GENIUS SPIDER

(Screencap of webpage http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/30-9.htm)

-HOLY FLUKES HOW DARE YOU

-”Are you crying?”

-i-- yes yes i am  blame moffat not me

-”There are stories about us, you know.”  “Oh, I dread to think.”  Been looking around AO3, have you River?

-m o f f a t   y o u   m o t h e r f u c k e r

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-ASJDAFLHGLASDJHGFALSDF

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-$^B&C%TB#%*&#BWKUWURH#$VB&*#B*:#V:B&*$&*B#&VBBBEYBYEBYFF

Moffat you deceitful fuck, I won’t trust you until the very end

-But thank you for sparing us from saying goodbye to her face

You forgot to say ‘forever’

-Please just let them stay together happily for those 24 years

HA I spelled it right

-Overall one of the best Christmas specials in my personal opinion, and top-notch acting by Capaldi. Really, top, notch.

[taciteaneremite]

-- taciteanEremite [TE] began messaging estrapadingTrueblue [ET] at 21:37 --

TE: Hey, Joel.

ET: What. Oh.

ET: Sup dude.

ET: Just got back.

TE: That's alright... Uh...

TE: I just have somethin' I need to tell you.

ET: Okay. Everything good?

ET: Havent seen from yall in a few weeks.

TE: Yeah... We're ok.

TE: We're just out on another job.

TE: I'm... uh...

TE: Not really sure how to tell you this, though. I thought I knew but I think I was bein' naive.

TE: So, I'll just say I went and done somethin' pretty spontaneous.

TE: ... A big somethin'.

TE: Me and Little got married.

TE: No big weddin' or nothin'... It was just the two of us.

ET: Spontaneous is one way to put it lol.

ET: Seems like something you would want to make a big deal out of.

ET: Or...

ET: ...

ET: Unless youre being serious for some reason.

TE: You know I wouldn't joke about that sorta thing...

ET: I dunno maybe you would?

TE: Well, I'm not...

ET: Why are you telling me now? Wheres like.

ET: Literally everybody else?

TE: It only just happened... So I'm only just tellin' people now.

TE: I wanted you to be one of the first people to know.

TE: ... But I know I shoulda said something before instead of after the fact.

ET: Its your choice dude. Your life.

ET: Therefore. Its cool.

TE: Is it?

ET: Its gotta be I reckon.

TE: So, it's not.

ET: You tell dads yet.

TE: No... Not yet.

ET: You ought to.

TE: I know... Reckon I'll message them next if I can get ahold of them.

ET: Shouldnt be hard. Theyre always around.

ET: Just a matter of doing it.

TE: ... Yeah.

TE: Joel, if you're upset with me, can you just tell me?

ET: Dunno dude. Thats a p important thing to relay.

ET: Ill have to think on it.

TE: Please don't be like that...

TE: We weren't tryin' to exclude anybody.

ET: But you did and it sucks.

ET: Sorry.

ET: This is stupid.

TE: No... I'm sorry.

ET: Its done C. Youre married now.

ET: Why tf you gonna be sorry enough to go back on that.

ET: Cant and you wont.

ET: Nobodys gonna ask you to jesus christ. Especially not me.

TE: I'm not apologizin' for that.

TE: I'm apologizin' for not considerin' how other people might wanna be included in that.

TE: I still would've wanted to do it the way we did... But I should've let people know.

ET: What else is gonna be done dude.

ET: Now. We just live with it.

TE: Yeah, except you're gonna keep bein' pissed cuz you'd rather be angry than admit you're hurt.

TE: You don't have to "just live with" that, you know.

TE: And I'm

TE: I watch you do this all the time and I'm just so terrified you're gonna push me away completely cuz I made a mistake and you don't wanna talk about it.

ET: Honestly whats the point. Actin like this shit wasnt a long time coming.

ET: You know I wouldnta done it to you right? But what the fresh hell am I talkin about.

ET: Maybe it was just a matter of waiting for the right foothold to come out and straight up say it. You dont got room for any of my bullshit. And I dont blame you.

ET: So Ill just do you a favor and give you your space man. Lord knows you need it.

TE: I

TE: I don't understand.

ET: Nothing else has got to be going through your goddamn mind Colt.

ET: You want your discretion? And you got it. Im not about to bug about it.

ET: You dont get to give me shit when I ask for mine.

TE: It's not about discretion... Yeah, we wanted privacy but it ain't a matter of keepin' anybody out.

TE: I know it's important to people and I appreciate that. I do care about that... And I'm sorry my decision makes you feel like I don't want you to be a part of my life or somethin'...

TE: But I do want you in my life. Of course I do. I'm tellin' you right now.

TE: And if I act ways that seem otherwise it's not intentional and I just wanna make up for it.

ET: Well tough luck bro. I aint here to give you that answer.

ET: But Im sure everyone else or like. Literally anybody else who isnt me might.

ET: Cuz I as far as Im concerned I might as well be anybody else.

TE: Joel... Please don't say that...

ET: I reiterate. This is really stupid and I dont know what you hoped to accomplish.

TE: ... You know what? You keep actin' like I'm the one who shut you out but you won't even try to listen to me.

TE: I'm trying to fix this.

TE: I guess it is stupid to think you'd wanna fix it too.

TE: I'm not tired of your "bullshit," Joel. There's never gonna be a time where I won't come running if you need me. There's nothing you can do that will make me stop loving you.

TE: But I'm just a person too. And I mess up. I don't think it's fair you get to assume you did something to make me wanna push you out of my business, while completely closing yourself off to any attempt at me trying to validate your feelings.

TE: So you can keep acting like I irreparably fucked up and that I don't get to care about how you're feeling, but it won't change the fact you're just running away from it.

TE: It doesn't help either of us.

TE: So I dunno what you're trying to accomplish either.

ET: Guess were done here then.

TE: I guess so.

ET: Lemme know if anything else comes up. Ill be around.

TE: Fine.

-- estrapadingTrueblue [ET] stopped messaging taciteanEremite [TE] at 00:45 --

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@hvrshwords​ HERE IT IS,,,,,,

psa since I can’t see your characters bios I’m going based solely off the icons you used for the muses / what vibe they give off & the song lyrics so plEASE IF I GET ANYTHING WRONG IM SO DEEPLY SORRY

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ maria jaramillo

( MITCH CHANDLER, Taron Egerton, 23 ) jfc okay just imagine bad boy with badder girlfriend and all the beauty that comes with it like Mitch and Maria both deal together most of the time like she rides shotgun to him & when things start to get tense or sketchy he starts to handle it but the SECOND it gets too far for Maria’s liking she shuts it RIGHT TF DOWN like she’s the one who drops the hammer despite Mitch honestly being hardcore af Maria sort of lays down the law 100% and everyone knows they bad af and when they’re alone they’re usually smoking in abandoned warehouses or buying her some new clothes or hanging out at her apartment(?) because he’s lowkey homeless but u know it’s all good bc he got himself a BAD BITCH and he’s got a feeling he’s not gonna be able to get away even if he tried considering any time a girl even glances at him Maria’s pissed but it’s completely mutual because Mitch has definitely gotten into fist fights over people getting too close to maria and they’re just ride or die and goals

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ carolina ferrero i could not for the life of me finD HER SONG OKAY SO THE FIRST LINK ON THE GOOGLE SEARCH WAS LITERALLY THIS AND THE SECOND ONE WAS THIS SO ... ENJOY THE RAMBLES.

( ROMAN ELIAS, Jack O’Connell, 24. ) ok 1. I’m reading the Narcissist page and we could definitely have a really bad narcissist relationship where they’re both obsessed with themselves and it’s always been hard because they struggle for the attention and most people think it wouldn’t work but somehow they do because in the small moments where they’re not being self absorbed they do have good times like when they’re quietly watching a movie or hanging out with friends, their best conversations are when they’re out with groups of people and talking mad shit about everyone else there because they’re the best there can ever be and no relationship or person can compare to how good they have it and they do this ass-backwards relationship into friendship where at one point they realize jesus fucking christ i can’t be with you but we’ve been together so long and i still value the fuck out of our friendship can we maybe pump the breaks and just go back to friends but maybe one of them is like excuse the fuck out of me do you think i’m not good enough to be your significant other?? and just the angst of that nonsense right there

( COLBY JAMES, Sofia Black D’elia, 20 ) so 2. the entire mcfricken peep show button is actually to a television show from 2015 and the show is about two very different people one being a socially awkward business person and the other a lively vibrant musician and I can definitely see Colby being sort of reserved and focused on her career but still sometimes distracted by the crazy life that is Carolina’s life ( if she’s wildt like that sos ) and they’ve been living together for a couple of years ( I’d probably age Colby up a bit to like, 23/24 ) ANYWAY the show talks a lot about their sexual endeavers so like apparently the room mates have a very attractive neighbor that they both want to try and get with because godt damnt he’s beautiful and they actively start to fight about it but then one actually gets to it so imagine the angst of two best friends fighting over a guy and then one winning over the other would they stop living together????? would they guilt trip eachother???? i can tell you 100% of Carolina won over Colby ( which is realistic in my honest opinion ) Colby would pretend like everything’s okay but get really passive aggressive and sad and not talk to her as much and try to bottle it up before explosion buT WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT OK

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ marissa de largo HER SONG CAME UP & I LOVE THIS SONG OK

( HEATH AMOS, Ansel Elgort, 23 ) OKAY so I don’t know if she’s the one who doesn’t need to try or if she’s singing it to someone but holy motehrfuck it’s canon that heath has this like ex girlfriend who was sleeping around on him & got pregnant and either we can throw marissa into that ANGST POOL where she’s the mom claiming he’s the father but Heath actively does NOT believe her bc she was cheating on him & marissa is technically in a new relationship & heath doesn’t really know what’s going on in her life but she’s actively trying real fuckin hard to just do things right and she’s doesn’t idk believe heath could be a proper father but this guy she is with acts the part well enough but it’s real and it’s true that she thinks Heath could be a good dad and so she’s trying to make him jealous ( eh eh you see the connection to the song eh EH sorry im done ok ) and he’s just not biting because all he does is get so so so mad because she’s making him feel BAD likehe doesn’t realize though it’s the kind of bad she doesn’t want she just wants him to be the father but he’s like UR SITTIN HERE FLAUNTIN UR NEW ASS RELATIONSHIP IN MY FACE WITH MAYBE MY CHILD ND UR BEIN FA KE ASF BIH

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ soledad ruiz I GOT THE SONG AND IM ACTUALLY LISTENING TO IT BC it came in between comedians peace n blessins 

( ETHAN MCDONALD, Dylan O’Brien, 23 ) OK SO IM GETTIN THE VIBE THAT SHE’S A STRONG ASS FEMALE WHO DON’ NEED NO MAN BUT SHE MEETS SOMEONE WHO SHAKES UP HER WHOLE WORLD & LET ETHAN BE THAT MAN. I can see ( bc this is how ethan meets everyone im sos sorry ) she brings her car to him / maybe she broke down somewhere and Ethan finds her stuck and he actually helps her fix her car or tells her what’s wrong and gives her a tow to his mechanic shop & they talk while he’s fixing the car after hours u know it’s late asf and she’s so far from used to this & she is usually the one saving herself but suddenly now Ethan is here and he saves her in a weird way bc she needs her gd car & it’s a basic ass meeting but it turns into this active relationship where he’s like ‘you need new breaks’ or he keeps finding something else to go see her & help her with the car and it might be because he’s actively worried about her driving safe or maybe he just wants to see her once a week somethin NICE LIKE THAT and they actually start talking and maybe he goes to her house to fix the car & she makes him lunches which turn into dinners & just a cute ass relationship liek FUCKIN HAVE YOU SEEN HOLES???? WHERE SAM JUST KEEPS SEEIN THINGS SHE NEEDS FIXED AND HE’S JUST LIKE I CAN FIX THAT BIH THATS ETHAN AS FUCK

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ daphne cadwell THE SONG CAME UP AGAIN ND IM LISTENING PEACE N BLESSINS

( NOLAN GRAND, Aaron Tveit, 26 ) I’m begging you for Daphne to come after Nolan like she’s hell on wheels but he’s the devil so he’s just aggressively like you’re attractive but i’m not gonna fuckin turn my whole life upside down for you you can’t play me like this girl you better keep yourself CALM now ur flirting with DANGER bc he is aggressively a sugar daddy and total daddy material and maybe they’re actively perfect for eachother but she’s used to breaking hearts and Nolan doesn’t let ANYONE get that close so just the angsty cat and mouse game but Nolan often throws her a bone sometimes but then she’ll be like with a new guy bc he’s not letting her in enough and it makes him fucking JEALOUS and he kind of gets growly and possessive so Daphne is like oh snap who’s winnin NOW BOI??? and he’s like not you don’t fuckin talk to me and don’t fuckin date anyone else aight cool bye

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ jeniffer mccann THE SONG CAME UP ND HOLY FUCK THIS IS A GD BANGER WTF

( GREG JACOBS, Boyd Holbrook, 35 ) I just really fucking like this song and in the video he sort of looks like Greg so I kind of got this vibe that maybe Greg and her could have a toxic ass relationship where he bends over backwards for her and maybe it’s not the most healthy relationship because lowkey hc Greg is some kinda hitman or works for real bad people & he gives her & gets her anything she ones but then one night he finds out she either slept with someone else or they HURT HER so he literally goes out of his way to kill the person and he doesn’t care what the consequences are he’d murder for her again, and again, and again and he’s just wrapped around her little finger she says jump he says how high and we can even blend this into a bonnie and clyde relationship biH 

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ clay winston SONG CAME UP ND BLASTIN IT

( OPHELIA MONROE, Billie Lourd, 22 ) Shake. Up. Ophelias. Entire. World. I don’t know if he’s that resident bad boi on motorcycles but like the song is from sons of anrachy and the video is literally a bunch of bad boi bikers and I’m just imagining Clay rolling up into her small ass town & coming into her shitty ass place of business that is this little mom & pop autoparts store and just immediately swooning like ‘take me away from this world ur beautiful’ and maybe she runs away with him & becomes a biker girl and just the angst of shit that happens on the road & the chaos & bar fights & sleeping in shitty motel rooms & the RUSH of an exciting new WORLD 

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ jason mccann SONG came up but it was the same as the last one so I let it run to the next song and it was my bbyboi ED SHERAN’s MAKE IT RAIN & this is based off that  ok peace n blessins

( KAZ REMY, Vanessa Morgan, 21 ) Jason & Kaz maybe knew each other when they were young & then she moved across country for college / school / her family forced her to move and maybe they’ve always kept in touch through letters and what not but suddenly Jason’s letters were coming later and later before they eventually stopped all together & Kaz was honestly worried but now she’s back in town bc of break / visiting old family and she stumbles upon Jason in some way shape or form we can talk about it and she’s like excuse the fuc outta me where did my letters go? and it turns out he’s actually in a really tight spot and couldn’t write her even if he wanted to & I don’t know what happened maybe he got in a bad way with some of the bad dudes in town or sOMETHING so Kaz is like you need to come with me so they go back to where she lives now & he tells her all about how his life is all chaos or SOMETHING JUST ABT HIM AND SHE’S LIKE WHO EVEN IS THIS PERSON THIS ISN’Y MY LITTLE JAY I KNEW WHEN WE WERE TIKES Y DIDNT U TELL ME and it’s just a nice slowburn mayb i dont know im here for brotp or slowburn like REAL LIFE

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ bruce mccann SONG came up but ya bitch clicked on THIS RIGHT HERE & you can judge me if you want but holy f cu k

( JESSICA MILANO, Mila Kunis, 34 ) OKAY SO THE SONG YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT BUT I CAN”T HELP BUT IMAGINE THE SONS OF ANARCHY SONG BEING HIS SONG THEN THIS BEING LIKE a part 2 esp with the lyrics you picked and maybe idk Jessica and him meet while she’s with her two children ( or fuck me up he’s the father to her kids u know yolo bye ) and depending on what way we go here let me organize this a little better BRUCE MEETS JESSICA W/ HER TWO KIDS: She’s weary as fuck about dating & getting to know people but Bruce is just so nice to look at and she can’t help but sort of be attracted but she’s trying her hardest to just be the best for her kids & he actively finds a way to help her open her heart again & it’s a cute lil relationship BRUCE IS BABY DADDY/EX HUSBAND(?): They were together and it was like pure passion and fire but something happened to him like the loss of someone he loved / was important to him so he started to slip hard and wasn’t the man he used to be so they got divorced bc they just couldn’t make it work no matter how bad they wanted & Bruce just is involved with the kids or maybe he leaves & suddenly he’s back and Jessica can feel the old him slowly starting to come back & it’s just life after the divorce where they still have feelings maybe but are scared to act on it / Jessica is furious with him still bc he just LEFT her and he wasn’t suppose to wow i hurt MYSELF there sorry

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ rocco vela SONG CAME UP ND TOTAL BANGER PSA

( MISTY BOONE, Deborah Ann Woll, 24 ) .............. can u hear that? it’s the sound of a one night stand turning into friends with benefits turning into getting breakfast every morning after / getting used to eachothers morning routines before eventually they’re having days where they sort of hang out since neither of them have plans & for the most part they never went into this expecting to actually develop a relationship like this is a few weeks after Misty’s serious boyfriend & her broke up / he went to jail and maybe fuc me up Rocco knew her ex boyfriend or even BETTER he was the friend who was living in her spare room by her ex’s request and oh my god fuc me up im going in an entirely different direction now but Misty & Rocco didn’t actively like eachother for a long time because her ex would bad mouth the both of them to eachother like Misty thinks it’s Rocco’s fault that he got arrested bc he was the one dealing drugs in her house but in reality it was her ex and Rocco thinks Misty is some psychobitch girlfriend who always talked shit & bossed around her ex but now they he’s gone they’re in this awkward you live with me now & i still sort of need you to pay the fucking bills so if you could deal drugs not in my house that’d be GREAT and he’s just like I was never??? dealing??? fucking drugs in your house???? and just cue the one night stand from above fuck me up this is a classic ass ramble

╰ ☾ ⛧⌒*｡ carter winston HIS SONG CAME UP BUT ALSO THIS SONG CAME ON RIGHT AFTER G-EAZY SO I MEAN.... A LIL MIX OF BOTH FOR YOU

( BECK CONNOLLY, Elizabeth Olsen, 29 ) They’ve known eachother their whole lives & Carter was actually a main character in the movie that she wrote that really really got her famous & just they were fucking hella close friends & they’ve kept in constant contact & maybe Carter sort of had a thing for her but Beck never even acknowledged it because she was so focused on her career and she’s demiromantic/asexual and just sort of doesn’t notice things like that? Like she wouldn’t actively notice if anyone had a crush on her so ANYWAY she has another big movie coming out & she invites Carter to the premire as her date & just imagine the tabloids of them & spending a week in a nice hotel / her house / bonding / writing / getting close / light flirting / Beck bein like WYD WE FRIENDS W Y D and he’s just like u really just see me as a friend & maybe lowkey slow/medium burn or friendzone citY IT CAN GO ANY WAY

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Real Homemakers Of New Jersey Recap: Returning HGTV A Run For Their Money

Another weekend get, another occurrence of. Maybe thats why I dislike on this show so much It represents my ass having to wake up and go to work. Or maybe its because no ones hollered prostitution whore or been indicted of any misdemeanours this season. They really did give the bar a bit high-pitched. But whatever. This is what weve went. At least it got more exciting last week. Preserve it up, Jerseyans. And yes, thats what theyre called. I Googled it.

We kick shit off at Dolores house and continues to be revamping. I feel like this is going to be a season-long happening. D goes pissed because Frank decided to merely resurface the cabinets instead of gutting the whole kitchen. Why tf does your ex husband get a say in this? This is your fucking house. Your relationship, I guess.

D and Siggy head to Jacquelines house and Im gambling my resources of the fund theyre gonna talk about the semi-fight that went down between her and Tre last chapter. Disturbance of the fucking centuryIm right. What else is new?

Jacqueline rehashes the whole oppose in a singer thats almost as exasperating as Teresas, which is mind-blowing in and of itself. Bravo starts doing that act where they proceed from backward and forward between the families and between this and the shrieking expression and my glass of Whispering Angel, I find a migraine coming on. Thanks, Andy Cohen. Melissa is telling her caveman spouse that Jacqueline was out of path for trying to pit him against his own sister, and I agree. So theyre gonna get lunch to discuss.

Over at Teresas, shes still doing yoga. We fucking get wise already. Youre fit and Zen post-lockup. Side memorandum: Are those cheetah print sheets on their ruler couch? Jesus fucking Christ. I say this every episode but the Jersey-ness is reaching me nauseated. Back to the chapter Its a big day at the Giudice house. Tre gets to take her ankle bracelet off. Mazel tov! I couldnt relate to these beings less if I tried.

Its time for Jacqueline and Melissas lunch. Obstruct the drama coming. They dive right into it. I entail damn. Jacqueline is like screaming in this restaurant rn.

Jacqueline: I dont got to go to you to talk to your partner. Ima go straight to the source. Ive done so much for your family!

Have you? I dont really recollect, tbh. But thats not resounding any bells. Melissas exactly kinda like what-the fuck-ever. And thats all. Seemed real abrupt if you ask me, but this ros might be getting to my head.

I can tell were going to Siggys house because theres some Jewish marry music playing after a commercial shatter and Sigs is the only non-Italian Jew on this display. Subtle, Bravo. Sigs house is immaculate. Not even a hint of leopard. Can we just movie all of the incidents here instead of the rest of these gaudy-ass rooms? Her mothers been demonstrated and start talking about their heritage and Siggys bratty children. Ugh I forgot about them. The hires intimate Jewish traditions to deliver their own families back together. Its worth a shot I suppose.

At Jacquelines, Ashlee and her boyfriend are over for dinner. They talk about living together and the convo returns to marriage and pregnancy so naturally BF looks like hes about to fucking shaft. Jacqueline attracts him aside like its an episode of The Bachelor. He wants to take Jacqueline to help him pick out an engagement resound, which is sweet. Im glad Ashlee went her shit together. It was touch and go there for a bit while. You did it!

Melissa and Joe Gorga head to Tres for dinner. Teresa says she wants an edamamelike, one singular edamame? Returns out, she intends an enema. LOL. Words are hard. Theyre there for about two fucking seconds before we start talking back the Teresa and Jacqueline argument. Goddamn, yall are some petty bitches. Move on. It wasnt even a big deal. There are much bigger things to worry about. Such as going to prison and shit.

Meanwhile, Dolores is still renovating her home. Since when did this become HGTV? Frank shows up, and I feel like D hangs out with her ex a lot more than whats ordinary. I get it. They have minors. But like, does he have a fucking dwelling? Hes literally always there. But fine. Dolores wants to knock cold a wall, which, after hours of watching this afternoon, I fully support. It certainly opens up the room. Frank tones a bitch fit for a sec because thats gonna get expensive, but then caves. That a path, D.

Siggy took her parents advice and emcees Kiddish at her house in is making an effort to constitute her kids less asshole-y. Ive got high hopes, but low-toned expectations.

Zen Tre ends shes also Dr. Tre and hosts a care conference where everyone in the fam writes down their love. This ought to be good. I cant imagine Joe is too good with texts, but I dont wanna stereotype. It backfires when Milania puts her parents on blast.

Milania : I dont like it when my dad announces me fat, specially since hes fat af too. Mom doesnt get me. She never listens to me because shes ever on her phone.

Damn. Parents of the fucking time over here. Youd conclude after being away from your girls for a year, youd wanna coldnes with them. But like, I bet you missed Twitter very, so I get it. Gia pretty much says the same shit, except “shes been” tells her mama she overreacts, to which, Teresa shockingly overreacts.

Were back at Siggys and, despite Kiddish, her girls are still little shits. Cast them down to Georgia, Sigs. An hour with my grandparents and theyll be fucking angels.

Its Milanias bday so in true Jersey fashion, they get a pink Hummer limo. They go to this residence announced iFly where gust gusts acquire you pilot or something. Idk. I dont enjoy any kind of physical pleasure besides wine tastings, so it consider this to be my worst fucking nightmare, but the girls look like theyre having fun. Teresas phone is nowhere in sight, for the record.

Jacqueline and BF travel echoing store and have a really emotional discussion. Couldnt yall have done this in the car on the way over instead of in the actual accumulate? No? Okay. We get a montage to seeing how cruel Ashlee was as a teen. Ahhh, the very best ole days.

Were back at iFly, and Milania is talking about her 11 th bday and Joe starts to rip up because he wont be there. This actually realizes me so sad. I mean, hes supposed to be in prison for like four years. Thats a long fucking time when you have young children. Damn it. Im hollering again. Is it precisely me or is this franchise way sadder than the other Housewives?

But why stop there? Makes check in on Dolores croaking puppy while were at it. Bethenny must be free to get in with the Jersey ladies so I can chuckle a little. We gotta lighten this shit up. Lastly the sadness discontinues because Sigs and Jacqueline come over to do some demo. Its probs a good way for them to get out some of that Jersey anger. D gets a entitle from Maz, whos still pissed because she is still not going to work at their piece of shit gym. I dont think she gets how positions extend, but what do I know?

Melissa and Tre are having some tea and is about to change Sigs, D, and Melissa have been scheduling a girls weekend. Fuck. Yes. Girls weekends= wine-coloured and arguings. Teresas on the fence but not really because shes contractually obliged to go to this shit so she agrees. Whats the over/ under on how many times well ensure Teresa doing downward bird-dog and other fitness shit this trip-up?

The next day, Teresa goes her book in the mail. She speaks the dedication she wrote to her daughters while lying on her leopard membranes. We get it, Tre. You love your daughters. Just not as much as your phone.

Her and Joe then start talking about the disagreement with Jacqueline again, and would you look at that? My bottle of wine-coloured is drain right as the escapade objective. Until next week

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July 25, 2017 SarcasticCan is on Do Nost Disturb SC: hey guys dont open the game yet SC: like dont even start it up SC: its fucked up and behaving like a some kinda virus LazyAss is online LA: wt do u mean SC: theres no way to exit and theres no setting option SC: its full screen and wont let me zoom out SC: i can only open accord with alt tab SC: but control panel doesnt open SC: in fact nothing else open i cant even get into my desktop or click on my dock SC: my dock is just straight up gone SC: its bad LA: thts odd LA: lme look up sm stff up on the gme SC: theres nothing i already tried SC: but if u can find anything lemme know SC: i should post something for this on gamefaks LA: kk ill fnd smthng CandleSpirit is online CS: Wait, I Already Opened the Game SC: leave it to ur idiot ass to open it before anyone else CS: What the Hell Do You Mean, Shithead? SC: we were supposed to start it up together SC: why tf did u open it CS: Why Did You! CS: Why Are You So Fucking Pissed Off About This! CS: You're Just Talking Out Your Ass for A Reason to Be Mad At Me! SC: BECAUSE ITS IMPORTANT TO FLORENT AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW IT WORKS SC:PLUS IM THE ONE HOSTING THE SERVER IDIOT SC: I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SET UP THE SERVER SO SHUT UP ABOUT MY SHIT SC: MY SHIT???? SC: STAY FUCKING OUT OF IT OKAY SC: MY GOD I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME I SEE U TYPE I WANNA JUST DELETE MY ACCORD CS: Owen, What is Your Fucking Damage? CS: I Opened the Game, Okay? CS: You Never Would Have Even Known if I Hadn't Fucking Told You, Dick Shit SC: Like, Jesus Christ, You're Such a Dick! SC: OH SHUT UP BITCH CS: You Shut Up! CS: You're Only Saying That Because Your Dumb Ass is Out of Things to Say! CS: God, I Wanna Dick Punch You! SC: of fucking course you would with your freaky infatuation with me SC: youd just love to get as close to my dick as you can before i can stop you SC: update johanna SC: IM FUCKING GAY SC: so keep your freaky crush to yourself CS: Crush on You? CS: On You? CS: Crush? CS: Okay, Owen, That Might be the Craziest Shit I've Heard This Week SC: oh dont try to hide it dickshit CS: Don't Copy Me SC: WHO YOU TALKIN TO BECAUSE I KNOW IT AINT ME SmartestVietnamese is online SV: Actually, I, too, started the game. SV: I was curious about what it would entail, but, as Owen stated, I am experiencing similar issues. AthelticSpandex is online AS: We werent supposed to open it? AS: Well shit SleepyBear is offline SB: can i open it,,, SC: goddamn it SC: no dont LieutenantNut is online LN: OOPS, I ALREADY DID :-O LA: i hv the gme opn 2 LN: i ws curos CartwheelingClown is online CC: haha, sO did i :O0 SC: oh my god SC: yeah sure why dont we all open the game BeautifulSunshine is online BS: Open the game? Okay! SC: just install viruses onto all our computers not my problem SC: ... SC: GODDAMN IT SC: GO AHEAD AND OPEN THE GAME I GUESS FLORENT SC: SINCE EVERYONE IS AN IDIOT SB: okay,,, BS: I'm sorry!!! Was I not supposed to? I'm so sorry!!! SC: ugh dont worry about it becca u didnt do anything wrong CS: Oh, So She Did Nothing Wrong But I Did? SC: she came into a misunderstanding, you're just a fucking idiot SC: whether or not you opened the game CS: Holy Shit! You Just Don't Stop! SC: johanna if u wanna talk about not stopping lets talk about the shit you talked when i came out how about that LN: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! LN: IT'S ALL OKAY, WE'RE PLAYING THE GAME TONIGHT, GUYS!!!!! LN: BE EXCIED!!! :-DDDDDDDD SC: ugh leona can you not SV: Why don't you both just seal your cavities and figure this out. SC: not that johanna could help figure it out BS: Owen, be nice!!!! I'm sorry for his behavior, Johanna!!! CS: Oh, Shut Up, Rebecca, You Don't Do Shit SV: Johanna! SC: i stfg johanna LN: JOHANNA!!! YOU SHOULDN'T BE SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT, EITHER!!!! D-: SB: that was really rude,,, AS: Yeah seriously LA: u shldnt say thngs like tht 2 reb CC: that was incredibly impOlite, jOhanna DO: CS: Oh My God, So Owen Does it to Me and You Guys Don't Care, but When I Do it to Rebecca It's Rude? LN: JOHANNA, REBECCA WAS STANDING UP FOR YOU!!!! LN: AND OWEN YOU SHOULD REALLY BE NICER TO JOHANNA!!!!!!!!! LN: NOW LETS PLAY THIS GAME!!!! IM GONNA PRESS START :-D SC: ugh u guys are impossible SC: heres the forum post u can follow SC: gamefaks.com/forums/fak/PRESS-START/1342/post

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Real Homemakers Of New Jersey Recap: Returning HGTV A Run For Their Money

Another weekend get, another occurrence of. Maybe thats why I dislike on this show so much It represents my ass having to wake up and go to work. Or maybe its because no ones hollered prostitution whore or been indicted of any misdemeanours this season. They really did give the bar a bit high-pitched. But whatever. This is what weve went. At least it got more exciting last week. Preserve it up, Jerseyans. And yes, thats what theyre called. I Googled it.

We kick shit off at Dolores house and continues to be revamping. I feel like this is going to be a season-long happening. D goes pissed because Frank decided to merely resurface the cabinets instead of gutting the whole kitchen. Why tf does your ex husband get a say in this? This is your fucking house. Your relationship, I guess.

D and Siggy head to Jacquelines house and Im gambling my resources of the fund theyre gonna talk about the semi-fight that went down between her and Tre last chapter. Disturbance of the fucking centuryIm right. What else is new?

Jacqueline rehashes the whole oppose in a singer thats almost as exasperating as Teresas, which is mind-blowing in and of itself. Bravo starts doing that act where they proceed from backward and forward between the families and between this and the shrieking expression and my glass of Whispering Angel, I find a migraine coming on. Thanks, Andy Cohen. Melissa is telling her caveman spouse that Jacqueline was out of path for trying to pit him against his own sister, and I agree. So theyre gonna get lunch to discuss.

Over at Teresas, shes still doing yoga. We fucking get wise already. Youre fit and Zen post-lockup. Side memorandum: Are those cheetah print sheets on their ruler couch? Jesus fucking Christ. I say this every episode but the Jersey-ness is reaching me nauseated. Back to the chapter Its a big day at the Giudice house. Tre gets to take her ankle bracelet off. Mazel tov! I couldnt relate to these beings less if I tried.

Its time for Jacqueline and Melissas lunch. Obstruct the drama coming. They dive right into it. I entail damn. Jacqueline is like screaming in this restaurant rn.

Jacqueline: I dont got to go to you to talk to your partner. Ima go straight to the source. Ive done so much for your family!

Have you? I dont really recollect, tbh. But thats not resounding any bells. Melissas exactly kinda like what-the fuck-ever. And thats all. Seemed real abrupt if you ask me, but this ros might be getting to my head.

I can tell were going to Siggys house because theres some Jewish marry music playing after a commercial shatter and Sigs is the only non-Italian Jew on this display. Subtle, Bravo. Sigs house is immaculate. Not even a hint of leopard. Can we just movie all of the incidents here instead of the rest of these gaudy-ass rooms? Her mothers been demonstrated and start talking about their heritage and Siggys bratty children. Ugh I forgot about them. The hires intimate Jewish traditions to deliver their own families back together. Its worth a shot I suppose.

At Jacquelines, Ashlee and her boyfriend are over for dinner. They talk about living together and the convo returns to marriage and pregnancy so naturally BF looks like hes about to fucking shaft. Jacqueline attracts him aside like its an episode of The Bachelor. He wants to take Jacqueline to help him pick out an engagement resound, which is sweet. Im glad Ashlee went her shit together. It was touch and go there for a bit while. You did it!

Melissa and Joe Gorga head to Tres for dinner. Teresa says she wants an edamamelike, one singular edamame? Returns out, she intends an enema. LOL. Words are hard. Theyre there for about two fucking seconds before we start talking back the Teresa and Jacqueline argument. Goddamn, yall are some petty bitches. Move on. It wasnt even a big deal. There are much bigger things to worry about. Such as going to prison and shit.

Meanwhile, Dolores is still renovating her home. Since when did this become HGTV? Frank shows up, and I feel like D hangs out with her ex a lot more than whats ordinary. I get it. They have minors. But like, does he have a fucking dwelling? Hes literally always there. But fine. Dolores wants to knock cold a wall, which, after hours of watching this afternoon, I fully support. It certainly opens up the room. Frank tones a bitch fit for a sec because thats gonna get expensive, but then caves. That a path, D.

Siggy took her parents advice and emcees Kiddish at her house in is making an effort to constitute her kids less asshole-y. Ive got high hopes, but low-toned expectations.

Zen Tre ends shes also Dr. Tre and hosts a care conference where everyone in the fam writes down their love. This ought to be good. I cant imagine Joe is too good with texts, but I dont wanna stereotype. It backfires when Milania puts her parents on blast.

Milania : I dont like it when my dad announces me fat, specially since hes fat af too. Mom doesnt get me. She never listens to me because shes ever on her phone.

Damn. Parents of the fucking time over here. Youd conclude after being away from your girls for a year, youd wanna coldnes with them. But like, I bet you missed Twitter very, so I get it. Gia pretty much says the same shit, except “shes been” tells her mama she overreacts, to which, Teresa shockingly overreacts.

Were back at Siggys and, despite Kiddish, her girls are still little shits. Cast them down to Georgia, Sigs. An hour with my grandparents and theyll be fucking angels.

Its Milanias bday so in true Jersey fashion, they get a pink Hummer limo. They go to this residence announced iFly where gust gusts acquire you pilot or something. Idk. I dont enjoy any kind of physical pleasure besides wine tastings, so it consider this to be my worst fucking nightmare, but the girls look like theyre having fun. Teresas phone is nowhere in sight, for the record.

Jacqueline and BF travel echoing store and have a really emotional discussion. Couldnt yall have done this in the car on the way over instead of in the actual accumulate? No? Okay. We get a montage to seeing how cruel Ashlee was as a teen. Ahhh, the very best ole days.

Were back at iFly, and Milania is talking about her 11 th bday and Joe starts to rip up because he wont be there. This actually realizes me so sad. I mean, hes supposed to be in prison for like four years. Thats a long fucking time when you have young children. Damn it. Im hollering again. Is it precisely me or is this franchise way sadder than the other Housewives?

But why stop there? Makes check in on Dolores croaking puppy while were at it. Bethenny must be free to get in with the Jersey ladies so I can chuckle a little. We gotta lighten this shit up. Lastly the sadness discontinues because Sigs and Jacqueline come over to do some demo. Its probs a good way for them to get out some of that Jersey anger. D gets a entitle from Maz, whos still pissed because she is still not going to work at their piece of shit gym. I dont think she gets how positions extend, but what do I know?

Melissa and Tre are having some tea and is about to change Sigs, D, and Melissa have been scheduling a girls weekend. Fuck. Yes. Girls weekends= wine-coloured and arguings. Teresas on the fence but not really because shes contractually obliged to go to this shit so she agrees. Whats the over/ under on how many times well ensure Teresa doing downward bird-dog and other fitness shit this trip-up?

The next day, Teresa goes her book in the mail. She speaks the dedication she wrote to her daughters while lying on her leopard membranes. We get it, Tre. You love your daughters. Just not as much as your phone.

Her and Joe then start talking about the disagreement with Jacqueline again, and would you look at that? My bottle of wine-coloured is drain right as the escapade objective. Until next week

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Real Homemakers Of New Jersey Recap: Returning HGTV A Run For Their Money

Another weekend get, another occurrence of. Maybe thats why I dislike on this show so much It represents my ass having to wake up and go to work. Or maybe its because no ones hollered prostitution whore or been indicted of any misdemeanours this season. They really did give the bar a bit high-pitched. But whatever. This is what weve went. At least it got more exciting last week. Preserve it up, Jerseyans. And yes, thats what theyre called. I Googled it.

We kick shit off at Dolores house and continues to be revamping. I feel like this is going to be a season-long happening. D goes pissed because Frank decided to merely resurface the cabinets instead of gutting the whole kitchen. Why tf does your ex husband get a say in this? This is your fucking house. Your relationship, I guess.

D and Siggy head to Jacquelines house and Im gambling my resources of the fund theyre gonna talk about the semi-fight that went down between her and Tre last chapter. Disturbance of the fucking centuryIm right. What else is new?

Jacqueline rehashes the whole oppose in a singer thats almost as exasperating as Teresas, which is mind-blowing in and of itself. Bravo starts doing that act where they proceed from backward and forward between the families and between this and the shrieking expression and my glass of Whispering Angel, I find a migraine coming on. Thanks, Andy Cohen. Melissa is telling her caveman spouse that Jacqueline was out of path for trying to pit him against his own sister, and I agree. So theyre gonna get lunch to discuss.

Over at Teresas, shes still doing yoga. We fucking get wise already. Youre fit and Zen post-lockup. Side memorandum: Are those cheetah print sheets on their ruler couch? Jesus fucking Christ. I say this every episode but the Jersey-ness is reaching me nauseated. Back to the chapter Its a big day at the Giudice house. Tre gets to take her ankle bracelet off. Mazel tov! I couldnt relate to these beings less if I tried.

Its time for Jacqueline and Melissas lunch. Obstruct the drama coming. They dive right into it. I entail damn. Jacqueline is like screaming in this restaurant rn.

Jacqueline: I dont got to go to you to talk to your partner. Ima go straight to the source. Ive done so much for your family!

Have you? I dont really recollect, tbh. But thats not resounding any bells. Melissas exactly kinda like what-the fuck-ever. And thats all. Seemed real abrupt if you ask me, but this ros might be getting to my head.

I can tell were going to Siggys house because theres some Jewish marry music playing after a commercial shatter and Sigs is the only non-Italian Jew on this display. Subtle, Bravo. Sigs house is immaculate. Not even a hint of leopard. Can we just movie all of the incidents here instead of the rest of these gaudy-ass rooms? Her mothers been demonstrated and start talking about their heritage and Siggys bratty children. Ugh I forgot about them. The hires intimate Jewish traditions to deliver their own families back together. Its worth a shot I suppose.

At Jacquelines, Ashlee and her boyfriend are over for dinner. They talk about living together and the convo returns to marriage and pregnancy so naturally BF looks like hes about to fucking shaft. Jacqueline attracts him aside like its an episode of The Bachelor. He wants to take Jacqueline to help him pick out an engagement resound, which is sweet. Im glad Ashlee went her shit together. It was touch and go there for a bit while. You did it!

Melissa and Joe Gorga head to Tres for dinner. Teresa says she wants an edamamelike, one singular edamame? Returns out, she intends an enema. LOL. Words are hard. Theyre there for about two fucking seconds before we start talking back the Teresa and Jacqueline argument. Goddamn, yall are some petty bitches. Move on. It wasnt even a big deal. There are much bigger things to worry about. Such as going to prison and shit.

Meanwhile, Dolores is still renovating her home. Since when did this become HGTV? Frank shows up, and I feel like D hangs out with her ex a lot more than whats ordinary. I get it. They have minors. But like, does he have a fucking dwelling? Hes literally always there. But fine. Dolores wants to knock cold a wall, which, after hours of watching this afternoon, I fully support. It certainly opens up the room. Frank tones a bitch fit for a sec because thats gonna get expensive, but then caves. That a path, D.

Siggy took her parents advice and emcees Kiddish at her house in is making an effort to constitute her kids less asshole-y. Ive got high hopes, but low-toned expectations.

Zen Tre ends shes also Dr. Tre and hosts a care conference where everyone in the fam writes down their love. This ought to be good. I cant imagine Joe is too good with texts, but I dont wanna stereotype. It backfires when Milania puts her parents on blast.

Milania : I dont like it when my dad announces me fat, specially since hes fat af too. Mom doesnt get me. She never listens to me because shes ever on her phone.

Damn. Parents of the fucking time over here. Youd conclude after being away from your girls for a year, youd wanna coldnes with them. But like, I bet you missed Twitter very, so I get it. Gia pretty much says the same shit, except “shes been” tells her mama she overreacts, to which, Teresa shockingly overreacts.

Were back at Siggys and, despite Kiddish, her girls are still little shits. Cast them down to Georgia, Sigs. An hour with my grandparents and theyll be fucking angels.

Its Milanias bday so in true Jersey fashion, they get a pink Hummer limo. They go to this residence announced iFly where gust gusts acquire you pilot or something. Idk. I dont enjoy any kind of physical pleasure besides wine tastings, so it consider this to be my worst fucking nightmare, but the girls look like theyre having fun. Teresas phone is nowhere in sight, for the record.

Jacqueline and BF travel echoing store and have a really emotional discussion. Couldnt yall have done this in the car on the way over instead of in the actual accumulate? No? Okay. We get a montage to seeing how cruel Ashlee was as a teen. Ahhh, the very best ole days.

Were back at iFly, and Milania is talking about her 11 th bday and Joe starts to rip up because he wont be there. This actually realizes me so sad. I mean, hes supposed to be in prison for like four years. Thats a long fucking time when you have young children. Damn it. Im hollering again. Is it precisely me or is this franchise way sadder than the other Housewives?

But why stop there? Makes check in on Dolores croaking puppy while were at it. Bethenny must be free to get in with the Jersey ladies so I can chuckle a little. We gotta lighten this shit up. Lastly the sadness discontinues because Sigs and Jacqueline come over to do some demo. Its probs a good way for them to get out some of that Jersey anger. D gets a entitle from Maz, whos still pissed because she is still not going to work at their piece of shit gym. I dont think she gets how positions extend, but what do I know?

Melissa and Tre are having some tea and is about to change Sigs, D, and Melissa have been scheduling a girls weekend. Fuck. Yes. Girls weekends= wine-coloured and arguings. Teresas on the fence but not really because shes contractually obliged to go to this shit so she agrees. Whats the over/ under on how many times well ensure Teresa doing downward bird-dog and other fitness shit this trip-up?

The next day, Teresa goes her book in the mail. She speaks the dedication she wrote to her daughters while lying on her leopard membranes. We get it, Tre. You love your daughters. Just not as much as your phone.

Her and Joe then start talking about the disagreement with Jacqueline again, and would you look at that? My bottle of wine-coloured is drain right as the escapade objective. Until next week

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