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legolas innocently suggesting that gandalf use his wizard magic to get them through the 10 feet of snow the company was stuck in:
gandalf, outta nowhere: ACTUALLY BTCH, WHY DONT YOU, WHO IS, Y’KNOW, PART OF THE ELVES’ SPECIES, GO AND FCKING FLY TO THE SUN AND BRING IT BACK? HUH? WHY DONT YOU MELT THE GODDAMN SNOW THAT WAY? HUH? YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? I SWEAR TO GOD, LEGOLAS-
#like where did that come from#gandalf#legolas#legolas greenleaf#lotr#lotr incorrect quotes#lotr books#the lord of the rings#lord of the rings#the fellowship of the ring#tumblr#incorrect quotes
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the craziest part about being queer and closeted is that you don’t even know how exhausting it is until it hits in the most random situations
#i had to write an email to my counselor#asking her if she could just#not mention i’m president of the gender& sexuality alliance#nor my essay which includes struggle with my sexuality#to my mom during meetings#which is like#okay yeah makes sense#but mid writing the email i just burst into tears#and started crying so hard#like where did that come from#Man#I wish i didn’t have to live knowing she would never look at me the same if she knew who i really was#lgbt#wlw
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realizing i have a lot of funny random mtt(poly) headcanons that i never organize/write down. should i start to compile them or what lmao
#this is about the last post#horror being into insect taxidermy#like where did that come from#“it's fine” my brain said “you don't gotta have consistent headcanons for them. there are so many versions of them any way”#“just pretend it's a different version of the character if anyone starts to question your consistency”#<- you're so right brain i know i can trust you#killer sans#dust sans#murder sans#horror sans#murder time trio
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swerving but for hmtb, i don't know whether to keep pearl an avian, or change her. i am thinking moth. moth pearl. what do we think.
#it was only ever mentioned in one chapter#and she's been largely absent but her return is Scheduled#i just didn't expect the Idiots to take so long with everyting jckbnkxj#i assigned her bird wings before i knew a whole lot about her#but i always tend to think of her as moth in hybrid contexts now#and genuinely don't know if people write her as avian sometimes or not??#like where did that come from#idk#it's one mention it'd be easy enough to tweak and change#hmmmm
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why do people say black writers “niggify” anime characters or they are “niggacore” by them smoking blunts like all races and ethnicities don’t smoke??? did i miss where weed became a black thing or something???
#it’s honestly weird#like where did that come from#if anything ik more white people who smoke than i do black people#and it be the people you never expect#so does that mean they are trying to be black or doing ‘niggacore’?#like i need help#maybe you should talk to someone about why you feel that way#jjk#anime#aot#black reader#x reader#jaes thoughts <3
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One of the funniest moments of my life is when I saw a ship edit of Brooklyn and Kenji from Camp Cretaceous and said what are you talking about this ship will never happen and makes no sense and then they immediately got together in the next season. Lesson of this story is I need to learn to shut up cause why did that happen.
#camp cretaceous#their relationship was so random#like where did that come from#I’ve never eaten my own words so fast before#jurassic world camp cretaceous#kenji#Brooklyn
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I LOVE QUOGAN AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GIRL BUT IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW PCA WASN’T A REAL SCHOOL AND DEAN RIVERS WAS STEALING THE KID’S TUITIONS TO WASTE AT THE CASINO?!
#like WHERE DID THAT COME FROM#IT HAD YEARS AND YEARS OF BEING OF BEING A SCHOOL#DEAN RIVERS WENT TO PCA AS A TEENAGER HIMSELF#but also yeah this school got away with a lot of random bullshit its hilarious and too cool at times to be a school#they had a SUSHI RESTAURANT ON SCHOOL GROUNDS#KIDS HAD MINIFRIDGES IN THEIR ROOMS IS THAT A THING IN BOARDING SCHOOL?!#WERE THE ROOMS ALWAYS COOL OR WAS IT JUST THE GIRLS DECO AND LOGAN’S EXPENSIVE TASTES THAT MADE ‘EM COOL?#zoey 101#zoey 102#logan reese#quinn pensky#michael barret#zoey brooks#chase matthews#stacey dillsen#mark del figgalo
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last night i had a dream where someone asked to look through the photos on my phone but i was, in danger, so i had to say yes
but i was really stressed because i'd only just taken around 200 photos of my ass at varying angles because i thought it looked good and now they were going to open my phone and see all my ass photos and what if they thought my ass looked bad
...anyway i don't think i've ever taken a photo of my ass so that was a weird stress dream
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I had a dream that me and Finn Wolfhard became best friends like
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I haven't been interested in anything related to him since Stranger Things season four???? Why's he here???? In my dream we went to an aquarium and we were like wow fish!!! That's so cool!!! HELP????
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Idk if Joshua hates the French as much as the average American but I do know he’s insufferable enough to tell everyone his Canadian lover is just northern American specifically because every Canadian may not hate the concept of the US, but they definitely hate being associated with it
if someone says they're north american, i'm automatically assuming they're canadian bc no one cares about being associated with other north american countries as much as canadians do even though they have all the same problems we do <3
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why does every good pin on Pinterest have to be linked to some weird ass harry styles x male reader 100k word smut on wattpad 😭
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Have you you ever heard of lando Norris he’s a driver I think he’s super cute and I love his laugh
💌 : nahhh, i haven't! but he is cute!
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bolted awake at 3am CONVINCED "serological" was a word used to describe meaningful observations -- e.g. there's something serological here, but i'm too sleep-deprived to see it -- someone please tell me there's a similar sounding word with that meaning???
otherwise i will have to live with the knowledge that part of me is convinced serological is a normal way to describe importance and idk what to do with that
#like where did that come from#also in my dreams apparently when eggs get old they supercharge themselves with heat causing them to cook and crack themselves#dream logic is wild#doodoo.txt
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tell me why i just burst out crying while listening to evermore (the song)
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*complaining about feeling like shit this week, hoping tonight is better*
tumblr: what if i gave you the perfect post to make it worse :)
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Accidentally working a very long day and realizing abruptly that I’m horny lol
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