#like where did that come from

[achillyscomedown]

legolas innocently suggesting that gandalf use his wizard magic to get them through the 10 feet of snow the company was stuck in:

gandalf, outta nowhere: ACTUALLY BTCH, WHY DONT YOU, WHO IS, Y’KNOW, PART OF THE ELVES’ SPECIES, GO AND FCKING FLY TO THE SUN AND BRING IT BACK? HUH? WHY DONT YOU MELT THE GODDAMN SNOW THAT WAY? HUH? YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? I SWEAR TO GOD, LEGOLAS-

[abernathyvalois]

the craziest part about being queer and closeted is that you don’t even know how exhausting it is until it hits in the most random situations

[what-have-i-unleashed]

realizing i have a lot of funny random mtt(poly) headcanons that i never organize/write down. should i start to compile them or what lmao

[ohhiitsemperor]

Do you think Emperor’s throne is like one of those flat pack stools?

[brunhielda]

“We all kinda just hope our light outlasts our shit.”

Might just be the best line I have ever, or will ever write.

As someone who actively TRIES to write good things, that is pissing me off. I wrote is in a sleepless haze without thinking.

Boo. Hiss.

But also- behold.

It IS a good line. 😂

[angeart]

swerving but for hmtb, i don't know whether to keep pearl an avian, or change her. i am thinking moth. moth pearl. what do we think.

[jaeshoney]

why do people say black writers “niggify” anime characters or they are “niggacore” by them smoking blunts like all races and ethnicities don’t smoke??? did i miss where weed became a black thing or something???

[awesomenikie]

One of the funniest moments of my life is when I saw a ship edit of Brooklyn and Kenji from Camp Cretaceous and said what are you talking about this ship will never happen and makes no sense and then they immediately got together in the next season. Lesson of this story is I need to learn to shut up cause why did that happen.

[disrupt-the-statusquo]

Today during dnd I fully authentically said the line “god may forgive you but he won’t remember your face” and it was about a fucked up gun of all things

[vomitingink]

us gov. teacher just posted a slideshow titled "We hate Britain so much we almost kill ourselves" and i shit you not i almost choked to death

[carebooks]

I LOVE QUOGAN AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GIRL BUT IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW PCA WASN’T A REAL SCHOOL AND DEAN RIVERS WAS STEALING THE KID’S TUITIONS TO WASTE AT THE CASINO?!

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

last night i had a dream where someone asked to look through the photos on my phone but i was, in danger, so i had to say yes

but i was really stressed because i'd only just taken around 200 photos of my ass at varying angles because i thought it looked good and now they were going to open my phone and see all my ass photos and what if they thought my ass looked bad

...anyway i don't think i've ever taken a photo of my ass so that was a weird stress dream

[faunshark]

I had a dream that me and Finn Wolfhard became best friends like

?????

I haven't been interested in anything related to him since Stranger Things season four???? Why's he here???? In my dream we went to an aquarium and we were like wow fish!!! That's so cool!!! HELP????

[sluttywonwoo]

Idk if Joshua hates the French as much as the average American but I do know he’s insufferable enough to tell everyone his Canadian lover is just northern American specifically because every Canadian may not hate the concept of the US, but they definitely hate being associated with it

if someone says they're north american, i'm automatically assuming they're canadian bc no one cares about being associated with other north american countries as much as canadians do even though they have all the same problems we do <3

[childishfirmino]

why does every good pin on Pinterest have to be linked to some weird ass harry styles x male reader 100k word smut on wattpad 😭

[nouearth]

Have you you ever heard of lando Norris he’s a driver I think he’s super cute and I love his laugh

💌 : nahhh, i haven't! but he is cute!