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eru-vande · 2 days ago
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PLEASE, NO
Kwon Jiyong x Reader
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Summary: a type of surprise a true Tumblr person (aka all of us lol) won't be happy about
A/N: this is a crack fic but i'm still in awe we collectively decided that this have never happened
Trigger warnings: none
Word count: 1.3k
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"Jagia, I have something to show you!"
Jiyong busted into your living room, startling you while you were eating your 2pm breakfast, comfortably spread out on the sofa, the bowl with milk and cornflakes in your hands, nearly spilling everything on yourself when Jiyong jumped in front of you, smile hysterically wide.
"I bought a new car for us, baby!"
The way you literally choked on your cornflakes made Jiyong laugh. You stood up on the wobbly mattress, trying to balance, eyes resembling two black holes glued to Jiyong, who was already holding you to prevent from falling and spilling everything.
"A car???" You knew Jiyong l-o-v-e-s cars, but you thought he will announce it beforehand, so you could brag about it and tease him and just be the passenger princess in waiting. "Where? What car? Is it Porshe? Bugatti?.."
You tried to guess, but at every brand you named Jiyong was shaking his head. Was it a "no" or was it "I won't tell you", you couldn't tell, but your anticipation took over you.
"I wanna see!" you shoved the bowl into Jiyong's hands, jumping off the sofa and running to the wardrobe to change your pajamas to something at least a bit presentable. His laughter resonating through the rooms.
"So, is it... Is it... Is it a sport car? Or a family-like car?" you screamed from the garderobe, straggling with tugging the turtleneck over your head.
"It's better, baby!" Jiyong was being mysterious as always.
"I'm ready!" You sprinted out of the room to Jiyong, childlike smile shining on your face as you tried your best to act normal.
Jiyong smirked, looking you up and down. "All pretty for the good ride?"
You almost squealed yes, but kept it together.
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"Okay, Jagi, wait!" Jiyong's laughter ringed though the underground parking just in time. You stopped, looking back at him as he was running towards you. "Wait, don't spoil the surprise."
He covered your eyes with his hands, placing his chin on your shoulder and guiding you to the right place, one step at a time.
"Just a few more steps, Jagiya."
You fingers were curled around Jiyong's, you felt his chest on your back as he was pushing you forward. You squirmed, laughing, and he felt your cheeks lifting up by your smile.
"Okay, ready?" He whispered, the nod followed immediately after. "Isn't she absolutely amazing?"
He opned your eyes and jumped to the side to be able to see your face.
Your smile dropped as soon as you saw THIS.
You blinked a few times, zoning in on the car, scanning it through and through, zero words leaving your mouth as you parted your lips and closed them again.
Slowly, you looked at Jiyong, then back at the car, and back at Jiyong.
"Please, no." you couldn't even say it, the air escaping your lungs carried the words barely audibly. "Tell me it's a prank, tell me you did not buy... It..."
Your vague gestures at the miserable image of the real car, the ridiculous vehicle, monstrous deathtrap sent cold waves of shivers down Jiyong's neck. "Jagi, you don't like it?"
He pouted. He pouted and he thought it was going to help him drag you into liking the peace of metal wrap, but even from the thought of liking it your face visibly shivered.
"Yeobo, I know you love to turn your every public appearance into a massive scene, but this," you gestured dramatically at the car not daring to look at it. "this is too much!"
The huge ass Tesla Cybertruck was parked in Jiyong's parking, almost two times as huge as his Rolls Royce and billion times more ugly and tasteless.
Jiyong's face went blank. You could spot a little panic, but overall, blank. He thought you would like it, you liked everything high-end and hyped up. Cybertruck was just like that. The only Cybertruck in Seoul. The most hot item worldwide and your man just got it. Impressive, one of a kind, some magic stuff he thought your reaction to that would be.
"But Jagi!.." he trotted to the car, looking ridiculous standing near this huge peace of metal, the tiniest man to ever live on that planet. "Let's have a ride, it's so nice in there!"
He opned the passenger door, shaking his head in the direction of the seat, but you only huffed, crossing your hands on your chest.
"You won't drag my ass into that car!"
"But Jagi, who will be my passenger princess?" he groaned, eyes pleading with you, but his teary veiled calf-like cutie eyes are not strong enough to move you.
"Ask Zoa." You turned around on the tips of your sneakers, making a few steps towards the elevator. "But no, you know what? I won't risk my baby, ask Soohyuk instead, he'll gladly be your passenger princess, you're guys are ride or die."
When you pressed the elevator button, you darted a glare at Jiyong. "Just don't die for real, please."
You left him standing alone in the chilly parking lot, puzzled, absolutely stanned. Jiyong watched as you disappeared in the elevator, not a single word escaping his bewildered mind.
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"Why?"
The door blew open, almost shattering the wall with it's handle.
"Jagi, why?"
Jiyong ran into the living room, where you were sitting with your laptop, searching something on the net. He stood behind the table, panting and squirming, his hands froze in the mid air.
Man truly couldn't figure out what was so incredibly wrong with that car. Uh. You groaned, lifting your gaze from the laptop screen to Jiyong slowly, giving him time to understand how annoyed you were with this stupid car.
"First of all," you looked him dead in the eyes, sending a shiver to run down Jiyong's neck. "we do not support Elon Musk in this house. Second of all," you turned the laptop to Jiyong, gesturing him to take a look. "this car is a fucking deathtrap, Jiyong. Kill it before it kills you, I beg you."
Jiyong devoured the articles you have found, each and every one of them about how someone died inside the car, either from the car blowing up or it's door locking, not letting the driver to get out. His face visibly shivered, his upper lip curling in a mix of disbelief and disgust.
"And this fucker can see whatever the hell people are doing in this car," you reached for his chin over the laptop and lifted it carefully to meet his gaze. "so forget about your late night car blowjobs..."
"I hate this car..." Jiyong whispered airly, looking at you with a weak frown. "I could live with the thought of getting blown up, but the blowjob part took me..."
You rolled your eyes, scoffing.
Lifting your hand to your face, palm open, you started curling fingers. "It's ugly. It's Musk's. It's dangerous. It's not private..." you stopped, eyes wandering over Jiyong as you have been formulating the fifth reason why this car is a peace of trash.
"No blowjobs..." Jiyong sighted, curling your pinky finger, audibly battling the low chuckle.
"Please, get rid of it..." it was your time to plead, your eyes as soft and round as boba balls.
Jiyong sighted, a little raspy aishh rolling off his lips.
"I can't. It's not cool... I'll keep it but I won't drive it, I swear."
"Pinky swear?" you reached for him, straightening your pinky finger.
"Pinky swear." he chuckled, wrapping his own pinky around yours, locking your fingers together. Jiyong tugged on it suddenly, making you lean forward, and kissed you thought smile. "What things you make me do, Jagiya."
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I swear to G(o)D idk how we, as a Tumblr netizens, don't talk about the fucking Cybertruck lmao i'm not sure if it's his his, but man had way too much joy driving it
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kireilien · 1 day ago
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obsessed.
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pair. bf!seungcheol x fem!reader; wc. 2,737
tw/cw. nsfw content, cursing, intentional lowercase, not proofread, alcohol use; plot heavy story, angst-ish?, dom!seungcheol, sub!reader, race neutral reader, reader is an overthinker, food play, alcohol consumption, wam (wet and messy), slight spit play, kissing, oral (f receiving), cunnilingus, multiple orgasms, nipple play, unprotected sex, doggy style over the counter, hair pulling, use of “cheol,” and “baby” 
note. please don’t fucking eat people out do anything w alcohol like this, this is fiction THIS IS FAKE 
synopsis. thinking of how shit your life was, you genuinely thought your boyfriend would break up with you. turns out he never would because he’s way too obsessed with you!
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you felt like all of your feelings overwhelmed you. work has been terrible. your personal life is as shitty as it could be. you and your boyfriend have been distant more than ever. everything. literally everything in your life was actually horrible. 
day after day. 
afternoon after afternoon. 
night after night.
it just repeats. every single damn time. nothing is new to you anymore. you wake up. get ready for work. step into the office. get yelled off by your coworkers and boss. work over time because you’re the only one who doesn’t have any plans. get home. eat a shitty ass meal. get unready. sleep. then it repeats.
so what could you be doing out of all the days of rest? it's watching movies on your living room couch and just being a complete slob. you’ve never let it got this low. you turned your phone on silent, left your laptop away, and the only thing electronic with you was your tv. 
time passes. your low and hazy-like eyes shift to the clock onto the top left of your tv screen, barely even focusing.
10:30/22:30.
huh. didn’t know being a slob was that much of a waste of time. in a blink of an eye, the day has already passed. 
without much of a thought, you knew that there weren’t going to be any important notifications besides the typical notifications you would get from random apps on your phone that you didn’t bother to turn off. 
but to your surprise, there was something important.
missed calls from your boyfriend, seungcheol.
you regretted seeing those missed calls. you haven’t been the greatest partner these past few months to him. your life came crashing down, what could you do?
reluctantly so, you picked up one of his calls. 
the last call out of all five he sent was approximately two hours ago. surely he’d be active, right? there weren’t any voicemails left by his number anyways. you were slightly scared though when the echoing ring filled your right ear from your phone being flat against it.
you grit your teeth. what if he wanted to break up? it wasn’t gonna be a surprise if he wanted to. like before, being a shitty partner and being absent in all ways isn’t the best partner. yet, a small, painful ping in your heart says you could’ve done better.
it picks up.
“y/n?” seungcheol exhales.
you’ve missed his voice like crazy. you temporarily forgot why he was your boyfriend in the first place. he’s the first man who really made you feel love in your heart rather than your other exes.
“cheol,” you smile behind the phone.
“can i come over?” he sighs.
you immediately felt your smile and heart fall after you hear those four words. he was definitely going to break up with you. you couldn’t believe it. you swore to yourself you could’ve prevented it. you were just too late.
“cheol. i’m so sorry,” your teeth were clenched but, you carried on, “i wish i could’ve been better for you. you don’t need to come over. i’m so, so sorry.”
before you knew it, your water line fills with salty tears; daringly about to fall and roll down your cheeks.
“y/n, what the fuck do you mean?” seungcheol laughs lightly against the phone. you could hear a bag rustle in the background of his call with a few glass bottles getting put into that said bag. “baby, i’m coming over. we’re talking but we are definitely not breaking up.”
you took a moment to recollect what just happened in the last few seconds. seungcheol isn’t mad at you. he isn’t breaking up with you either?
after a quick pause and a quick wiping of your eyes, you continued the conversation, “uhm, sure. what’re you doing?”
“let’s have a drink. we haven’t drank any soju in a while, have we?” he mumbles a bit after hearing him shuffling out the door while exiting his apartment complex.
“oh. yeah, we haven’t. when you coming?” you were glad he wasn’t angry, but you were still confused why he wasn’t.
“like uhh, gonna be there in 10?” seungcheol hums as you hear the dragging of his slippers against the concrete of his complex garage.
“cool, ‘kay see you then, cheol,” you sigh in relief. unconsciously, you were picking at the sides of your couch pillows in nervousness though. 
“yeah, see ‘ya, baby.” he ends the call as he turns on his engine of his car.
your phone drops beside you; lightly bouncing on the fabric of your couch. you were definitely gonna get a small earful of what seungcheol has to say about you worrying. he hates hearing you worry. 
but never mind that. you at least wanted to tidy yourself up before seungcheol arrives. so, you changed out to newer pajamas and headed over to the kitchen to pull out your cute matching shot glasses, remembering how it was still early on into your relationship when you got them.
you still remember your weekly drinking sessions with cheol. they were so giggly. sometimes glum, most times intimate and borderline sexual. nonetheless, you also missed drinking with him. you miss the nights where it was just the two of you alone. no one ever joined in. it was because it was a secret between you and him. just a night. for the two of you.
as you were lost in your romantic thoughts, seungcheol rings the doorbell. lightly skipping over, you swing the door open to your ever-so handsome boyfriend. everything from his tousled deep black hair, white tee, gray loose zip up, some black sweats, and his black slippers that you heard over the phone, was just perfect.
the little thumps in your heart came again. just like a few months back when you still visited him often.
“soju?” he gleefully lifts up the crinkled plastic bag while tilting his head down to place a small kiss against your lips. 
you return this kiss while nodding, “i have our shot glasses out.” 
taking off his slippers, you guide him to your kitchen counter where your glasses are. cheol snickers at them, still remembering those fond memories of the two of you drinking every week.
“shall we?” you grin.
“we shall,” he reciprocates.
opening up a brand new bottle of soju, specifically the blue bottle by jinro, seungcheol pours out some for the both of you. “no tricks this time?” you poke at your boyfriend.
he rolls his eyes. he always used to do those fancy tricks when he drank. cheol sighs and closes the bottle up again. he flips the bottle, making his arms crossed to open it up again and rearranged his hands again to flick some of the alcohol towards you. you flinch away from the splatter, giggling at his attempts to have some fun.
finally, the two of you brought your respective shot glasses up to have a small clink for a cheers and shot it down your mouths in a quick second. the gasp of the cool alcohol leaves your lips, already needing more of the addicting drink.
one shot, down.
half a bottle, down.
one bottle, down.
another half bottle, down.
before you knew it, the both of your brains started to cog a different way than before. you could already tell by the silence in between all the shots the two of you took.
after the moments of silence, cheol speaks up, “y’know. i’ve missed you,” he murmurs with his tired eyes. 
you snicker, “how can you miss me when i’ve been the shittiest girlfriend ever? i never pick up your calls or texts. i never—.” before you could even continue, seungcheol immediately shuts you up by pressing his lips against yours for a quick second.
“you really needa stop doing that. i miss you. that’s it. i’m obsessed with you at this point. not even just now, i’ve been obsessed with you. there’s no other way around it,” he sighs while softly tap-slapping your cheek.
“oh, really?” you twiddle with your shot glass, rolling it between your fingers.
“yes, really.” seungcheol is confused why you’re dragging this out for so long. why couldn’t you just realize it?
“hey,” he breaths out.
“what?” you retort back.
“how about i show you how obsessed i am with you,” cheol simpers.
“sure.” you liked how this was going.
seungcheol immediately attaches your lips with his again, however in a romantic-like gesture. his hands slide onto your body so fluidly he reaches down, all the way to your hips. while yours found their way up and about in his hair. you could both taste the soju dancing along your mouths, loving the way it mixed into your saliva. 
quickly enough, breaths began to get rapid. the two of you were almost animalistic with each other; hands were everywhere. seungcheol’s grunts and your whines were more than enough to understand that the both of you couldn’t get enough of each other. you still didn’t believe the man you thought you lost was making your mouth messy with his.
“fuck it,” cheol let’s your plumped lips go and downs the rest of the soju remained in the bottle. but, he leaves half of it still in his mouth, waiting for someone to drink the rest. that someone, is you.
he returns back the kiss, allowing the alcohol slip down your mouth, ingesting it along with the enhancing wetness of his spit from the soju beforehand. you were well dizzy from this point on. not from the drinking though. it was purely from seungcheol. he’s driving you crazy, nothing like ever before.
you couldn’t help yourself. you needed him so, so, bad. you zip off his zip up jacket, throwing it across the kitchen somewhere; as well as his shirt to reveal his bulky figure he’s been building up these past few months. 
cheol was ravenous. you didn’t know if it was from the buzzing from the alcohol or the making out, but he was sure enough it was just from you. 
he slips off your pants and underwear, leaving you bottom naked for him to prop you up on your cold kitchen counter. you lay back on your propped up elbows to give him a wide view of your dripping cunt, out and ready for him to use. 
taking another bottle from his bag, seungcheol twists open another bottle of soju to pour a few drops over cunt for him. “fuck— i need you, cheol. i need you so bad.” you whimper under his touch.
“i got you, baby, lemme make you feel so good,” he mutters a bit before outlining your sopping pussy, kissing a few times over. seungcheol hooks his bulky arms underneath your thighs to have you lie completely down the counter to make sure he has all of you, melting in his hands.
at this point the soju, his saliva, and your juices covered your inner thighs. you couldn’t bare to open your eyes. cheol made you crazy. he knew how to mess with your head. his hands even pulled down to slide his thumbs on the edges of your inner lips to extend his view of your pretty cunt. 
you were melting on the counter. your hands were tangling his hair, legs were hooked were propped on his back, and you didn’t give a single fuck of how loud you were being. moan after whine after whimper was continuously falling with seungcheol’s name. you couldn’t help it.
soon after, the knot in your stomach felt tighter and tighter in seconds. “fuck—! cheol ‘m gonna—!” you groaned out.
“come on my face, baby— lemme taste your sweet cum,” he sighs against your drenched cunt.
in a matter of seconds the knot in you snapped, causing you to release your cum all over seungcheol’s face. he laps your juices to make sure he tasted all of you and comes back up to your face, “god, baby— you see— literally obsessed enough to eat you out with alcohol dripping down your pretty pussy,” he mumbles as he stares into your eyes while taking his hand to dip down and rub small rings around your clit.
“more— i need more, cheol.”
“take off this top, baby, i’ll give you more.”
you discard your shirt to some other place in the kitchen as cheol shoots down the rest of alcohol in the bottle in his mouth. seungcheol then latches his mouth around your right nipple. your mouth shot open with strings of curses leaving your lips, relishing in the coldness from the soju, as well as the warmth of his mouth. 
his lips danced between both of your nipples and down to your stomach, back up to your lips. “slide down, baby. i wanna fuck you— wanna fuck you so bad,” cheol groans in your ear. you nod quickly before pressing your torso down against the semi-cold and semi-hot counter. 
seungcheol strips himself as quickly as he possibly could and lines himself against your cunt; nearly breathless. the vibrations from your whines buzzes against your cheek. you were on overdrive at this point. your brain was mush, and it was about to become every bit more mushed.
with one quick push, cheol bottoms himself out completely in you; gaining two hearty moans from the both of your mouths. 
after a few pauses, cheol whispers against your ear, “you good, baby?”
“mhm, please, fuck me, cheol.”
cheol slides his hands under your hips to slide yourself on and off your cock. the slickness of your cunt and the soju claps between cheol’s cock. although the pace was slow at first, the speed and intensity soon picked up. 
you couldn’t contain your moans of movement. your hands started to become sporadic. your hands gripped onto the edge of the counter to the flat middle of the counter. seungcheol noticed your hands but his eyes eventually trailed to the a few bottles still unopened in his plastic bag.
he stopped his movements and slipped his hands out from your hips to open up another bottle. as one hand holds the bottle cheol’s other hand slides up to your hair and pulls it back, making your back flesh against his chest. “you haven’t drank that much tonight, baby. care for a drink?” seungcheol seductively hums in your ear.
your mouth slacks open for cheol to pour a good amount of the soju for you to gulp down. a sigh of relief exits your mouth from the soju but that was soon interrupted by a sudden snap of cheol’s hips. his tip just grazes your cervix from that snap, causing you to gasp.
“you seem to like the drink more than my dick, baby.” cheol tsked from your reaction. 
“no— i don’t! fuck me, cheol. i love your cock. i’m obsessed with it,” you frantically try to buck your hips back to fuck your self back on his cock.
he chuckles at your weak attempts of fucking yourself back on his cock. “here, drink the rest, will you? lemme make you feel good.” seungcheol passes the bottle off as his hands finds your hips again to sharply snap his hips against yours.
meanwhile, you could barely hold the cold rim against your lips. with each thrust up, you caught a tremble in the glass. you needed to get this over with. you didn’t care that the strong liquid pours over your chin and onto the countertops. with quick gulps, the majority of the soju was gone.
finally, you could focus on cheol’s cock. the glass rings from the sudden hit of your hands to the countertop, literally nothing could phase you past your boyfriends cock. it was too heavenly to focus on anything else.
the thick veins on his dick are pulsing from the friction between him and the slickness of your cunt; just dripping from arousal. your moans and whines intertwined with cheol’s grunts and groans; it was almost too erotic.
eventually, cheol’s thrusts started to become stronger yet, slower. with a few more pumps, the both of you came; coating each other in your sticky fluids. after a few hearty breaths, seungcheol comes close to your face.
“can’t you see i’m obsessed with you?” seungcheol kisses your cheek gently. 
“yeah— can now,” you smile from his kiss.
even then, you were already obsessed with seungcheol from the start.
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greeniegirl23 · 2 days ago
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Random Alastor Blurb Because I Love This Weird Radio Man PT#3! (NSFW)
(Welcome to part three of my silly lil blurbs! These will be random rant posts I make about Alastor whenever the ideas come to me. Love him and there are things, thoughts, and ideas I have about him that I would love to share!)
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• Okay, when I think Alastor and a NSFW individual, I'd like to think that he wouldn't mind after you two have been together for a very, very long time
• I'm talking years of being with each other, comfortable and able to be the rawest version of yourselves without the other judging, but accepting and being supportive. Good and bad, thick and thin, y'all may as well be married before he even plays around the notion of having sex
• You being a supportive and loving girlfriend, never pushed him into anything he'd be uncomfortable with. So you found your fix in other ways, overtime and unbeknownst to you, Alastor kinda found an issue with that. Slightly insecure with being able to fulfill your relationship in every way except that one.
• It's not that he doesn't care, it's just that he knows he can't supply that emotional connection most people seek when indulging in to sins of the flesh and he'd rather not do it at all than to try and make a fool out of himself.
• With the two of you being as close as you are, it wouldn't take long before you catch this and talk with him about it. At first he avoided you like the plague, until you literally pinned him against the wall and made him confess, is when he finally told you how he felt about it. Of course you reassured him that it wasn't that big of an issue for you and that you'd only allow it if it was something he really wanted.
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"You've got nothing to prove Alastor, to me or to anyone. I don't care that we don't have sex, that's not why I'm with you and I know how you feel about being touched. I want you to be comfortable and happy with me and of sex is out of the question? So be it."
You watched him closely as he seemed to fidget under your gaze. This wasn't the first time you've seen him nervous, dare I say bashful, but it didn't make the sight all the less rare.
"I suppose if that's how you feel about it, then I won't allow it to bother me any longer. If you are truly satisfied with me, then I can accept being worried about nothing."
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• And for a while, he did. Everything went back to normal....
• Until one morning, while he was getting dressed for the day and you were showering, he could hear you making sounds of pleasure from the bathroom. It was ever so faint, yet he couldn't stop the flicking of his ear as he heard the gentle whisper of his name from your lips...
• Immediately he left the room, feeling bad again and remembering your words. Alastor wasn't a stranger to the warmth building in her abdomen and heading straight down south, but he was strong enough to ignore it for now, wondering if there was something, anything, he could do to hear you make those noises again, without having to bump uglies with you directly.
• After about a week of being somewhat awkward, telling bad lies, and hoping that he wouldn't regret this. He realized he needed help and decided to go to the one person he knew that was close enough and easily threatened enough, to lend him aid in this rather precarious predicament...
• It's safe to say Angel Dust almost woke up the entirety of the Hotel when he entered his room after a long day of work, only to find Alastor sitting in a recliner, trying to convince Fat Nuggets to 'plumpen up', and screamed loud enough the five circles below the Pride Ring could hear him.
• With the snap of his fingers, Alastor silenced his target, closing the door before anyone could come by and sat Angel down on his bed before speaking in a very dark, very serious tone.
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"You," Alastor said, pointing towards the pornstar. "Are going to help me with a rather serious problem. A problem that only someone with your choice of careers could help me with, this discussion and all future discussions will stay between you and I. If I find out otherwise, I can assure you, you and your pet swine will suffer a date worse than death. Am I clear?"
Angel Dust fercily nodded. With a flick of Alastor's wrist, regained the ability to speak once more. "..What the hell do you want from me?"
"I request you assistance with.." Alastor cleared his throat. "Pleasing the opposite gender... Carnally, of course."
"Ya askin me, to help you have sex with ya girlfriend?" Angel Dust deadpanned. "Ya seriously threaten me and my precious baby over dat?!"
"Yes, I am. If you have a problem with that then that's too bad. We made a deal and you will abide by it, regardless of if you're fond of the idea or not."
"Just take it slow n' stick ya dick in er. It's sex, not rocket science!"
"That's just the issue my effeminate fellow! I'm not too keen on the idea of direct intercourse, so I'd rather find other ways to make my beloved happy. Without the cost of me being uncomfortable and her being deprived of her desire for my affections."
Angel raised an eyebrow. "You mean like eatin her out or sumthin'?"
Alastor's face made a disgusted expression, " Why on earth would I eat her? I want to please her, not have her for breakfast!"
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• As one would imagine, Angel Dust had to hold himself back from laughing in Alastor's face as he explained that the term was not literal.
• He then explained to Alastor the many different approaches he could take to satisfy your needs without inserting himself in you. Your partner was surprised to hear about most of these methods, mentally taking notes on this, that, and the third as Angel essentially gave him a crash course for your one way ticket to a interesting shift in your relationship.
• Finally, at 2am, Alastor had enough information (and emotional support from Angle Dust) to put his new knowledge into action. He thanked Angel Dust with a wad of cash, based off the hourly rate the spider usually made and a tip for being cooperative, before leaving the poor man to rest.
• Now that he was armed with the power of knowledge, it was now time to wait.
• Like a predator laying in wait for its prey, Alastor was patient as the days went by. Making sure you didn't suspect a thing during your interactions and doing his best to strike at the perfect moment.
• Then it came, one night while you were in bed reading your favorite novel. You were wearing one of his shirts, no bra, and clad in your favorite underwear while being nestled in a small fort of blankets and pillows.
• He climbed into bed next to you, a bit closer than usual considering the fact that he slept similar to that of a vampire on most nights, and at first you thought nothing of it.
• That was until he began touching you. Slow touches on your wrist and your arm, his claws teasing your skin as he rubbed your thighs beneath the thick duvet.
• He got closer, making sure you could smell his scent. Still caressing your skin, before being bold and sticking his hand up your shirt to gently fiddle with your breasts.
•At first it felt inexperienced, experimental if you will. But little did you know, he was hyper aware of your body's responses. He could smell your pheromones, very fitting of your personality. He could feel your heartbeat pounding against your ribcage, your nipples peeking from the teasing from of the pads of his fingers. The biggest tell was your thighs, rubbing together anxiously as usual when you were aroused.
How cute.
• A part of you wanted to ask what this was all about. If he had forgotten what you had spoken on before, but something was telling you that this was alright. That your lover was fine and actually wanted what was going on right now.
• You could hardly bring yourself to look at him, for as long as you had been together, this was the first time in a while where you were actually embarrassed. The wetness in your underwear, rendered them soaking wet. Anxiety struck your heart for a moment when Alastor used his fingers to ever so gracefully trace his fingers around the shape of your mound.
• You did your best to make your book the most interesting thing going on right now, but Alastor didn't like that. Slowly coaxing the book out of your hands, tossing it somewhere on his side of the bed as he used his powers to cut the lights out in the room.
•It was practically pitch black. Raising the height of your senses as your eyes begin to adjust. You could hear the sound of fabric tearing, a faint gust of cold air brushed your now bare lips.
• Butterflies raved in your stomach and in your core, your breathing becomes slightly heavier. Anxiously, happily, and somewhat desperately, you wait as Alastor's hands palm your heat. Getting a feel for you, the shape of your intimacy, before slowly and very carefully slipping his fingers between your folds.
• The moan that left your sweet lips was one Alastor swore he'd remember for the rest of his afterlife. Adoration swelled in his chest when you gripped his nightshirt, holding on to him for dear life while slowly grinding your hips against his digits.
• It was dirty, lewd, sexy, and all those other words one could use to describe an intimate moment such as this. Of all his years of both being alive and dead, he never thought he'd find himself actually enjoying something like this. But it was because he got to please you, to hear you sing a song for his ears only, to see that look on your face as you fought back being loud, steadily unraveling on his very fingertips.
• You willfully closed your eyes. You were already being forced to listen to your own arousal, clicking softly with Alastor's movements as he began to find a rhythm you were comfortable with. It would be too much for you to bare to watch, even if it was dark.
• His pace quickened as he remembered what the spider stated. Based on that, he was sure that you were getting close. Already your legs had opened wider for him, giving him access to slip the full extent of his fingers into your core. The palm of his hand rubbed perfectly against your puffy bundle of nerves, sending waves of pleasure throughout your body.
• The world seemed to disappear and you were on the edge of crashing like a wave against a rock. However, Alastor wanted to do just one last thing.
• Swiftly, he forced you to lay flat on your back. A shocked look overcame your face as he stared down at you. Close enough for you to feel his breath on your neck, his length straining almost painfully in his pants as it rested against the fat of your thigh, as he continued to slowly, yet forcefully bring you to euphoria.
• Finally the knot in your stomach snapped and you gasped, biting your lip while you whined. Alastor wasn't having that nonsense however, grabbing your chin and crashing his lips against yours. Forcing his tongue past your lips, he drew out those sounds of yours, the same sounds he heard in the bathroom that morning you were showering. Swallowing them up one by one, still pumping his hand to teasingly milk you for what you were worth in that moment. Thank whatever Heaven there was out there, because he almost reached his peak with you as you moaned his name once again.
• It took a moment for the shock to settle in. Alastor carefully removed his fingers from your entrance. Playfully, damn there lovingly tracing upwards. As if he were silently praising you for being so good for him.
• He allowed you to clean yourself up in the bathroom first while he changed the sheets, handled himself, and washed his hands thoroughly.
• Time resumed itself, as you both climbed into bed, you were sure to give him a hug and kissed his cheek.
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"That was... amazing." You said. "I'm not sure what spurred that on but, thank you."
He turned to you, smiling happily before booping your nose. "You are ever so welcomed darling, should you ever require such a thing again, I have no problem offering my assistance to you. I rather enjoyed it, I thank you for respecting my boundaries when it comes to physical touch. It's appreciated more than you think."
You giggled, before cutting yourself off with a yawn. "No problem Alastor, I think it's time we head to bed. It'll be morning before we know it..."
"You pose a good point darling. I hope you sleep well."
"You too Alastor.."
Cuddling up to him as he assumes his best imitation of Plank from Ed, Edd, N Eddy, you both bask in the afterglow of each other's company as you drift to sleep. Happy and satisfied with the possibilities to cum.
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Thank you for reading my blurbs once again! I think I might start categorizing these so I'll let you guys pick what blurb I write about next! :D
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slut4thebroken · 18 hours ago
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Va Va Voom
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Pairing | Emmett x reader
Summary | “Cause I know he got a wife at home, but I need just one night alone.”
Warnings | Smut, cheating (lmaoo sorry, Nora), sloppy toppy (obviously), deep throating, face fucking, gagging, throat pie, riding, multiple orgasms, vibrator, emotional manipulation??, creampie, reader isn’t necessarily dominant but she’s definitely very confident.
Words | 3.5 k
Notes | Idk everytime I’ve listened to this song I’ve wanted to write a fic inspired by it lol so here it is.
Ao3 link | <3
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Also I think I’ve always subconsciously thought of Emmett for this song because I have an edit of him saved with it😭 but like Cillian or Tommy were also options and I almost went with Cillian because of “cause he look like a superstar in the makin” and “cause it look like he modelin' clothes in Dublin” but idk I just don’t think he’d literally ever cheat skdhsk
You weren’t stupid— you could see the ring on his left hand, clear as day. While you may not have been stupid, you’ve always been bold…
Which is how you found yourself beside Emmett, nursing your second cocktail while he drank his beer. Originally he was watching the game on the tv, but now he was engaged in conversation with you… doing his best not to stare at your tits…
“So, what are you doing here all alone anyway? I don’t think I asked yet.” 
“I usually go to the bar after work on Fridays.”
“I see… There’s no one waiting for you at home then?” You already knew the answer, but you asked anyway. 
“No- uh,” he said, clearing his throat almost uncomfortably, “my wife and two boys are home.” 
“Ah.” You nodded, taking another sip of your drink. “Are they young?” 
“Five and seven.”
“Wow. I don’t blame you for coming here after such a long day at work. Must be pretty stressful going home to that.” You were purposefully trying to empathize with him, laying the groundwork for your eventual proposal. 
“I know my wife probably needs the help, but.. it’s just…” 
“I get it.” You smiled. “It’s not selfish to indulge in some pleasure for yourself every once in a while. You deserve a break too.” 
“Yeah,” he scoffed, taking another sip of his beer, “pleasure is hard to come by these days.” He muttered. It almost seemed like the words slipped out before he even realized what he was saying. 
“I’m sure it is. Two boys sounds exhausting— and on top of that you’re working all day?” You shook your head in disapproval. “If I were married, I’d never let my husband feel so neglected.” 
“She’s not… like that.” He said, almost reluctantly. 
“No? When’s the last time you’ve fucked her?” He seemed caught off guard by your sudden boldness. Based on his expression alone, you could already tell what his answer was. 
“She’s tired from taking care of the boys, okay? It’s not…” he sighed quietly. “We would if we both had the energy.” 
You hummed in acknowledgment and brought your drink up to your lips again. “Is she your age?” 
“Only a few years younger.” 
“Ah… Now it’s all making sense. I don’t blame her for being so tired.” You gave him a sympathetic look, but you couldn’t quite read his expression. “I don’t know… I’d hate myself if my husband was so unsatisfied— whether it was or wasn’t my fault.” He looked away and cleared his throat again. “You know what both of you probably need?”
“A vacation?” He scoffed a laugh, but you moved past his response quickly, knowing you were finally getting close. 
“Too much planning and effort.” You said dismissively. “I’m sure someone younger— someone with more energy— would be exactly what you need. Same for her.” 
“We’re not in an open marriage.” Was all he said. 
“I wasn’t implying you should be. But every once in a while, you should be allowed to feel taken care of. Wouldn’t you want her to feel that way?” 
“Would I want her to cheat on me? No.” He scoffed. You stared at him for a moment, then looked away and finished the rest of your drink. He almost seemed disappointed when you called the bartender over for your check. After you signed it, you grabbed a napkin and wrote down your address, then slid it over to him.
“If you change your mind, I’ll still be up for a while.” You gave him one last smile before walking out. 
Honestly you weren’t completely sure what he would do. You were hoping your inkling was right though. 
After getting home, you tidied up a bit and lit a candle just in case, then you waited. It was barely half an hour later that you heard a knock on the door.
Emmett was standing outside and you smiled when you saw him, then opened the door wider for him to come in. He hesitated for only a moment before tentatively stepping inside. 
“I can’t stay long…” 
“I take it that means you don’t want a drink?” When he didn’t immediately answer, you started walking to the living room— You had a feeling that doing this in a bed would be too much for him. “Either way, we won’t be getting to the main event for a little while so I’m sure you can have something small. I have whiskey, bourbon, and wine.” 
“Uh… Bourbon.” 
When you started walking to the kitchen, he hesitated. “You can sit down and make yourself comfortable.” All he did was nod and head over to the couch. After pouring some of the bourbon into a glass, you walked back over and handed it to him. 
“Thanks.” He watched you get down on your knees, his eyes widening. “What are you doing?” 
“I don’t have to if you don’t want me to… But you can’t stay long and I figured you wouldn’t want to kiss.” You explained, waiting for his permission before continuing. He cleared his throat, then nodded and chugged some of the bourbon. “Just relax, Emmett. Enjoy your drink and let me take care of you.”
You placed your hands on his thighs and slowly snaked them up, then used one to palm his erection over his jeans. He let out a shaky breath and settled back into the couch more, making you smirk a little.  
“How long has it been?” You asked curiously, still just rubbing his growing bulge. 
“Uh… My birthday, a few months ago.” He said, sounding almost embarrassed. 
“Think you can finish twice?”
“Probably.”
“Good.” You smiled, finally starting to unbutton his jeans. He drank more of the bourbon, barely able to look at you as you pulled his erection out of his pants and underwear. You bit your lip and took it in your hand, stroking him slowly. If you were married to someone with such an attractive cock, you’d be offering up your holes 24/7, regardless of how tired you were. 
When you suddenly enveloped the tip in your mouth, he let out a choked sound. You suckled gently while still stroking the rest of his cock, just trying to get him warmed up before you really got started. 
“Would you rather I control the pace or do you want to fuck my throat?” You suddenly asked, making his eyes widen the slightest bit. In response, he tentatively placed his free hand on the back of your head. You grasped his thighs and started bobbing up and down, waiting for him to take over. When he still hesitated, you rolled your eyes and took his cock all the way in your throat, forcing a grunt out of him. As you stayed in place, his hand finally grabbed onto your hair, then started slowly pulling you up and down. 
He released a low, gravelly moan and let his head fall back on the couch, grunting each time his cock slipped past your throat barrier into the suffocating heat of your esophagus. 
“Fuck…” He groaned, taking a lazy sip of his drink. If your lips weren’t stretched around his cock, you would’ve smirked at how easily he came undone. When he pushed you all the way down and held you there, you stuck your tongue out to start lapping at his balls, making his hips flinch up, choking you. He cursed under his breath and tightened his grip on your hair, his hips gyrating against your face with his cock lodged deep in your throat. 
After another moment, he finally let you pull back. You panted heavily, watching him down the rest of his drink, then set the glass on the side table.  
“Feeling good?” You asked, just wanting to be sure.
“Very.” He said breathily, making you smile. You wrapped your lips around his cock again and he gathered all of your hair in his hand, then started pushing you down and pulling you back up. You moved one of your hands to gently cup his balls, forcing another guttural sound out of him. Unable to hold back, he started moving you faster. When you finally gagged, he pulled you off again. 
“I’ll pinch you if I need to stop. Just keep going.” You said through heaving breaths. All he could do was nod and resume fucking your throat. He seemed to be going harder and faster now that he knew he didn’t have to stop if you gagged. For the most part, you took it perfectly fine, but you’d gag or choke every once in a while. Spit was rolling down his cock to his balls and your hand, making you finally pinch him. He let go and you immediately reached for his pants and underwear, pulling them down to his ankles. 
“I didn’t want to get anything on your clothes.” You explained. “While I have more room though…” You pushed his thighs open a little more, then dove down, this time aiming for his balls. He cursed under his breath and his grip on your hair tightened as you sucked and licked shamelessly. 
“Jesus-” He choked out, spreading his legs wider for you. Another moan slipped out when you grabbed his cock to start pumping slowly, adding to the pleasure. Finally, he tugged on your hair and let out what you could only describe as a whine. “I’m getting close already.” 
You chuckled quietly, but relented. “Come down my throat,” you told him before putting your mouth back on his cock. He eagerly resumed fucking your throat and the sounds filling the room were obscene— your moans and his grunts, accompanied by the wet sounds of your throat each time his cock plunged deep. 
You were still gagging, tears brimming in your eyes, but his cock was practically throbbing in your mouth… You didn’t want to make him wait for his much needed release just because you kept choking. So you moved your hands behind your back and clasped them together to keep yourself from pinching his leg to let you pull off. 
“Fuck— I’m coming.” He choked out, jerking your head on his cock a few more times before releasing your hair to grab your skull and pull you all the way down. Your nose was buried in the tuft of hair at the base, his twitching balls pressed firmly against your chin, and his pulsing cock nestled deep in your snug throat. 
His grunts were practically feral as his hips bucked upward, desperately trying to bury his cock impossibly deeper. You gagged so hard that your body convulsed and tears finally fell down your cheeks, but he was so preoccupied with his orgasm that you didn’t think he would’ve let you pull off whether you wanted to or not. 
After another moment, all of his come was unloaded down your throat, but he didn’t let go yet. He panted heavily and savored the feeling of your esophagus convulsing around the sensitive tip of his cock. As his panting calmed down, he slowly loosened his grip on your head, then let you finally pull off. You coughed a little and struggled to catch your breath, swallowing down the remaining come that wasn’t immediately shot down your throat. 
“You really needed that, didn’t you?” You asked with a small smile and he scoffed a laugh, keeping his head leaned back on the couch and his eyes closed. 
“I can’t even remember the last time I’ve gotten head like that.” He said breathily.  
“Can I still ride you or do you want to be done?” He finally let out a heavy breath and opened his eyes to look down at you. 
“You haven’t come yet though.” That almost made you laugh a little bit. 
“I’m not the one who hasn’t fucked someone in months. Plus, I can just finish with my vibrator after you leave if you want to head out.” He swallowed thickly and checked his watch for the time, then looked away, thinking. You rubbed a soothing hand over his bare thigh as you waited patiently for his response. 
“I don’t have a condom.” He said weakly. 
“I’m clean and on the pill.” He bit his lip, still not looking at you. The fact that he was hesitating wasn’t exactly a good sign, but you continued waiting patiently. 
“I just finished that bourbon a few minutes ago… so I should probably wait a little longer before I drive home.” You tried not to roll your eyes at his excuse. 
“Exactly.” He watched you stand up and reach behind yourself to unzip your dress. When you pulled it off and dropped it on the floor, he swallowed thickly, his gaze dragging over your body and lacy lingerie. “Do you want me to leave it on or take it off?” Usually you’d do whatever you were in the mood for, but this was about Emmett. 
“Panties off.” He said simply. You pushed the fabric down your legs, then stepped out of them. He was completely entranced as he watched you kneel over his lap and grab his half hard cock to line up. When you slowly sunk down, his hands practically flew to your hips and his head fell back on the couch with a low mewl. You’re no virgin obviously, but Emmett was decently big so the stretch stung a little— However, you weren’t even slightly deterred. 
“God- you’re so fucking tight.” He grunted, making you smirk. “I forgot how g-good it feels raw…” He choked out, struggling to calm his breathing. 
Once you were fully seated on his cock, you paused, giving him a moment. “You okay?” You asked softly, running your fingers through his hair while your other hand rested flat on his chest. He nodded, but kept his eyes closed. “Yeah?” You mused, making him just nod again. “Can I start moving?”
“Please.” He choked out, his grip flexing on your hips. You began slowly rocking back and forth, letting him get used to the sensation a little longer. “More.” He all but whined. So you switched it up to start lifting yourself up, then dropping back down at a tortuously slow speed. You wanted nothing more than to bounce on his cock and fuck yourself silly, but it wasn’t about you… 
“Touch me, Emmett.” You ordered softly, making him finally lift his head and open his eyes again. His hands snaked up your waist to squeeze and grope your tits as he stared at them, completely entranced. He pulled your bra down below your breasts, then rolled your nipples between his fingers experimentally, making you curse under your breath. 
“Fuck… these tits…” He gruffed, unable to look away. You smirked at his reaction, but didn’t comment on it. 
Finally getting worked up enough to go at your own pace, you suddenly sped up, making him grunt. You bounced on his lap as fast as your legs would allow. He moved his hands to your ass to guide your movements a little, but also so he could watch the way your tits moved as you rode him. 
“Your cock feels so fucking good.” You moaned breathily, letting your eyes roll back as you lost yourself in the pleasure of the stretch. “So big…” You couldn’t believe that his wife wasn’t eager to have this cock inside her all the damn time, because you certainly were. 
“I don’t think I’m gonna last much longer…” He choked out, and you tried not to audibly groan because you didn’t want to make him feel bad. 
“That’s okay. Vibrator, remember?” You chuckled half heartedly— a little disappointed that you wouldn’t be coming on his cock. When he reached a hand between your legs, you reluctantly pulled it away. “Emmett, honestly, I have all the time in the world for getting off and all the energy I need to hook up with people whenever I want. I just want to make you feel good.” 
“Fine.” He said, but his tone lacked resignation, making you a little skeptical. “Go get your vibrator.” Your brows shot up and your movements slowed to a stop. “Now, before I blow my load in two fucking seconds.” He growled impatiently. 
You stared at him for another moment, then scoffed a laugh and carefully lifted yourself off his cock to go retrieve the toy— This was definitely a pleasant surprise. 
When you returned, you eagerly climbed back on his lap and sat on his cock, then put the vibrator on your clit and turned it on. He let out a choked moan at the feeling of your cunt tightening around him and you bit down on your lip, barely holding back a loud, almost pornographic moan. 
“Keep going.” He practically begged, bringing his hands to your hips. You started bouncing on his cock again, having a harder time focusing on keeping your movements fluid and constant. 
Emmett’s hands snaked up your back to unclasp your bra and you helped him pull it off your arms, dropping it to the floor. He groaned loudly at the sight of your tits bouncing wildly as you rode him. 
When his phone started ringing, both of you froze, just staring at each other for a moment. Finally, he cleared his throat and reached down to his pants that were still around his ankles, grabbing his phone. You turned off the vibrator with a quiet whine of displeasure, but let him answer. 
“Hey, hon.” He said awkwardly. You started slowly moving up and down, making his free hand squeeze your hip hard enough to bruise. “Yeah, I’ll be home soon. Just lost track of time watching the game.” He bit his lip to muffle his sounds. “Okay. I’ll see you soon.” 
The moment he hung up and tossed his phone to the other side of the couch, it was like he just snapped. He planted his feet on the floor and grabbed both of your hips, then started bucking up into you almost savagely. 
“Fuck! Oh my god.” You cried out, moaning loudly. With one hand bracing yourself on the back of the couch, the other brought the vibrator back down to your clit. “Don’t stop— Please don’t stop, I’m so close!” He didn’t bother with a response, focusing on pounding you hard and fast, sending you hurtling toward the edge.
Your orgasm crashed over you like a tidal wave, the intense feeling of him fucking you being doubled by the vibrator. He groaned at the feeling of your pussy clamping down on his cock, fluttering wildly as you rode it out. Even after the pleasure faded, he kept rapidly bucking up into you, ignoring your pained whimpers as he focused on his own pleasure. 
Letting out a low, borderline feral growl, he slammed your body down on his lap, impaling you fully on his length. He was grunting and moaning quietly, his cock twitching inside your sensitive hole, spurting out ropes of hot come. 
You whined at how deep he felt, unable to do anything other than sit here and take it with how strong his grip was. Only after he drained his balls completely did his grip finally loosen, no longer tight enough to cause bruises. Both of you panted heavily for a while and you let your head drop down, moaning softly when you saw the way your stomach was bulging from his cock. 
You waited for both of you to recover a little bit, then you gently lifted yourself off his cock, forcing a quiet grunt out of him. Not wasting any time, you quickly got down on your knees again and lapped up the rivulets of come that were dripping down his cock to his balls, making sure the mess couldn’t spread anywhere else. He hissed at the sensitivity and his cock twitched, but you were done before he could react any further. Even as you raised his pants and underwear to his thighs, he still remained boneless on the couch. 
“Do you want a coffee for the road?” You asked, knowing he had to go sooner rather than later. 
“No, I’ll be fine.” He sighed. After another moment, he finally got to his feet. You were pulling his clothes up the rest of the way before he had a chance to do it himself. “Thanks.” He said, staring down at you as you tucked his softening cock away, then buttoned his pants. 
“Don’t mention it.” You smiled. When he held out his hand, you grabbed it and rose to your feet. Your nude body next to his fully clothed one made you blush, but you were far from shy or embarrassed. “I hope you feel at least a little taken care of?” All he could do was nod. “Good. You deserve it.” You reminded him. 
You could tell he felt awkward as you both walked to the front door, but you were completely relaxed— especially after that orgasm.  
“Um…” He swallowed thickly, struggling to maintain eye contact and not look at your body. “Thanks.” He said again, and you chuckled quietly, amused by his struggle to find words. 
“If you ever need to blow off some steam again or relax… you know where to find me.” You said suggestively, looking up at him through your lashes, taking your bottom lip between your teeth. Once again, all he could do was nod, so you opened the door for him, letting him walk out, already knowing he’d be back eventually. 
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prettylilyanime · 9 hours ago
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Blooming Hearts ♡ Chapter 07
˚✿˖ Pairing: Bakugou Katsuki x fem reader
˚✿˖ Synopsis: All your life, you’ve had it all—wealth, beauty, and a quirk good enough to secure your spot at UA. But after three years, you still feel more like an outsider than a future hero. Social life? Barely existent. Friends? Who needs them? You’re ready to coast through your final year solo… until fate lands you squarely in the lap of a certain hot-headed blonde—literally.
˚✿˖ tags/warnings: 18+, smut in the later chapters, reader is spoiled, shy reader, they're all third years at UA, Fluff, strangers? to lovers trope, not really strangers, miscommunication, drama, y/n just wants to make friends, reader is canonically pretty, reader is a hero in training, whipped bakugou, she falls first but he falls harder
˚✿˖ Authors note: Things start getting...heated
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This was a mistake!
Your body betrays you, as it usually does—shoulders tense, stomach coiled tight, fingers twitching at your sides like they might still find a way to escape.
You know Ochako means well, has only ever been kind to you in these last 24 hours, but that doesn’t stop your pulse from hammering against your ribs like a frantic warning bell.
Run. Hide. Fake a headache. There’s still time!!
But Ochako’s grip is ironclad.
“C’mon! We need to get down there before everyone starts wondering where we are!” She laces her fingers through yours, warm and insistent, dragging you out the door of your shared room before you can so much as think of an excuse.
The scent of her coconut sunscreen lingers in the air as you stumble after her. Your heart is a mess, part nerves, part anticipation. You can’t remember the last time you felt so nervous!
Scratch that, landing on top of Bakugou over the weekend was pretty traumatizing...
Still, this feels like a close second, judging by the nauseating urge to turn back and pretend you never agreed to this.
The hallway is alive with movement, a blur of swimsuits, cover-ups, and damp footprints smudged against the floorboards.
You're really trying to focus on not throwing up right now.
Ochako pulls you along though, her chatter light and cheerful, and you do your best to focus on her words instead of the way the floor feels like it’s tilting beneath your feet.
You’re not used to this, like at all. God, you don't think you've ever made this much contact with another human being in your life!
When you finally reach the outdoors, the sight sort of lifts a heavy weight from your chest. You look around, wide eyes taking in the scene.
The blue water sparkles under the afternoon sun, ringed by lush greenery, its surface kissed by golden light. Your classmates are already splashing around, tossing a beach ball back and forth, setting up the bonfire pit for later.
You've been all over the world, traveled to every unbelievable destination money could buy, and yet—you find yourself in awe at the sight of this little lake. There’s something inviting about it.
Well, you're actually quite terrified...But you imagine the scene is inviting to somebody like Ochako!
As if to prove your point, a few of the girls immediately spot Ochako and wave her over from the water. She perks up, bouncing on the tips of her toes to wave back, her excitement so genuine it makes your chest ache.
Instinctively, you shift a step behind her rather than beside her, eyes darting to the sides to ignore any stray gazes on yourself.
But then she nudges you forward, and your stomach lurches as you stumble into view.
Mina spots you first. She’s radiant in a lilac bikini that pops against her skin, her pink curls damp but still bouncing as she bounds over. “Y/N! No way—you came!” Her golden eyes widen in surprise, and just like that, others take notice, heads turning in your direction.
A chorus of greetings follows—some cheerful, others more reserved, but none of them unkind.
It’s… new.
It’s the stuff of nightmares, honestly. You suck at this. Socializing. Group settings.
You can feel the awkward tension in your own smile, stiff and unsure, as you mutter half-hearted hellos in return. Do you look as uncomfortable as you feel? God, probably.
Why did you come? It’s a toxic cycle—wanting to be invited, then immediately regretting it the second you are.
Mina doesn’t seem to notice your spiraling. She wraps Ochako in a quick hug before turning her full attention on you, manicured fingers resting lightly on your shoulder. “You guys look so good! Y/N, you look insane.”
You freeze. Panic surges.
“Insane… in a good way?” Your voice comes out so worried that you immediately want to fling yourself into the lake.
If you looked crazy, Ochako would’ve told you, right? Right?!
Mina snorts, giving your shoulder a playful shake. “Girl, insane great. Your body is killer.”
You blink, thrown off by the unexpected compliment. This is your chance to return the favor! Compliment her back! Say something, anything—
A sudden, thunderous splash pulls your attention to the lake.
Your brows shoot up just in time to see Sero shoving Denki straight into the water.
The blond resurfaces a second later, sputtering, his drenched hair plastered to his forehead as he glares. Sero doubles over, laughing, his drink still held aloft like it’s the most important thing in the world.
You blink, processing. You know they’re close, but… is it normal to shove your friends into the water like that?
You’ve seen it in movies, but you can’t decide if you’d find it fun or if you’d immediately die of secondhand embarrassment.
Mina, clearly unfazed, rolls her eyes and calls out to them. “Hey! Watch it over here, the water’s cold!” She gestures at the splash that nearly reaches your feet.
Ochako giggles, nudging you again. “Let’s go in!”
Your stomach flips, but you nod, trailing behind her as she slips off her cover-up dress. She drapes it over a wooden bench already lined with bags and sandals, a chaotic splash of colors against the sun-bleached wood.
You focus on the little knot at your sheer skirt, fingers fumbling as you untie it. The sun is warm against your skin, the breeze light and teasing. The chatter around you hums like background noise, but what you don’t notice is the ripple of attention you’ve unintentionally drawn.
By the water’s edge, Denki and Sero are frozen, their expressions comically slack-jawed.
“Dude,” Denki whispers, as if he’s just spotted a mythical creature. “Y/N is actually here.”
Sero nods slowly, drink momentarily forgotten in his hand. “She… is so hot.”
Before their awe can spiral into more whispered nonsense, a swift, synchronized bonk lands on both their heads.
Jirou and Tsuyu stand behind them, arms crossed, expressions sharp with unimpressed judgment.
“Don’t be creeps,” Jirou mutters, pushing her sunglasses up with a sigh. Strands of damp hair cling to the sunscreen glistening on her cheeks. Her deep plum swimsuit is effortlessly cool, a stark contrast to Tsuyu’s soft green one-piece, patterned with delicate lily pads.
“The girl barely ever hangs out with us as it is,” Jirou continues. “The last thing we need is her feeling weirded out because of you two.”
Denki scoffs, looking personally offended. “Excuse me!? The only creep here is Mineta, and you guys know he’s banned from coming to these things.”
Sero nods solemnly, raising his drink in mock salute. “The little perv is under strict surveillance by Aizawa and Present Mic tonight. Thank god.”
Mina, now wading into the water, joins the group. She takes a slow sip of her beverage before sending Denki and Sero a pointed look.
“Anybody else a little confused by Y/N showing up?” she muses, tilting her head. “Not complaining, just... surprised. You two better not make it weird.”
Denki’s jaw drops in offense. “Hey!”
Their bickering dissolves into splashes and laughter, but you remain blissfully unaware of it all.
You're too busy steadying your breath, caught between the cool breeze and the lingering warmth of the sun. It feels surreal—being here, surrounded by your classmates, the lazy hum of summer wrapping around you like a soft, sun-warmed blanket.
“Should we grab drinks first?” Ochako’s voice is casual, but there’s something airy, almost calculated, about her tone.
You follow her gaze toward the makeshift drink station, a folding table cluttered with pitchers of neon-colored juice and a cooler packed with ice.
Midoriya, Shouto, and Tenya stand nearby, their silhouettes framed by the lake’s shimmering expanse.
Your brows knit together as you glance at Ochako’s oddly focused stare. Surely, she’s not that thirsty… right?
Then, the puzzle pieces snap into place.
Oh. She’s staring at Midoriya!
It’s almost cute how obvious it is. Since your first year, it’s been clear to everyone, probably even the birds in the trees—that Ochako and Midoriya had a thing for each other.
Even you, someone who couldn't be worse at picking up on social cues, had noticed!
Before you can say a word, Ochako's fingers curl around your wrist, tugging you forward with surprising strength.
You barely have time to process before you’re standing at the drink table, flashing a tight, polite smile at the boys while Ochako dives headfirst into conversation with Midoriya.
The green-haired boy looks like he’s barely holding onto his composure.
His freckles stand out starkly against his flushed skin, his cheeks nearly as red as the watermelon slices bobbing lazily in one of the juice pitchers. His gaze flickers everywhere, desperate to focus on anything that isn’t Ochako’s swimwear-clad form.
You suppress a smile. This feels like watching a rom-com unfold in real-time!
“Y/N, I’m surprised to see you here.”
Your attention shifts to a familiar face, Shouto Todoroki. He sits on a wooden bench, one arm draped lazily over the backrest, his posture relaxed.
Next to him, Tenya sips from a cup, his rigid posture a sharp contrast to Shouto’s.
You push your sunglasses up, using them to sweep your hair away from your face. “Y-yeah. Ochako asked if I wanted to come. I thought it’d be refreshing after Aizawa pushing us this morning,” you say, your voice light—too light—the lie slipping out before you can stop it.
Because to be honest, the last thing on your mind was how refreshing a swim would be.
You came for the sole purpose of not feeling like a total loser for once....
But you’d never admit that. Especially not to him, the boy you’d known since childhood.
Your families had woven your lives together from the start. Same private schools, same gated communities, same stiff playdates arranged more out of obligation than friendship.
You remember the afternoons spent under perfectly manicured trees, the two of you side by side, sharing crayons and silence.
Shouto studies you for a moment, his heterochromatic gaze unreadable—not piercing, not heavy, just... observant.
“Yeah, your quirk has been flaring up lately. I’m sure Aizawa pushed you harder today.”
Your breath catches.
He—he noticed!?
Aizawa hadn’t actually paid you any extra attention today. Training had been perfectly normal.
But the fact that Shouto had even thought otherwise—the fact that he’d noticed the way your quirk had been acting up lately—sends a jolt of something sharp and embarrassed through you.
Because he doesn’t know why.
He doesn’t know that every time your mind even drifts to Bakugou Katsuki, a million delicate petals betray you, spiraling into existence without your permission.
That your quirk has become your worst enemy, weaving your feelings into reality whether you want it to or not!
Your fingers tighten slightly around your cup. He doesn’t know, and he can’t know.
You force a small shrug. “Yeah”
Thankfully, Tenya, bless his overly formal soul—cuts through the moment. “Would you like something to drink, Y/N? We have quite the selection of fruit juices—grape, pineapple, mango, and I believe that one has a mix of berries.”
He gestures toward the pitchers like a waiter at some high-end restaurant, each glass container beading with condensation, jewel-toned liquids shimmering in the sun.
You could almost hug him for the distraction!
You offer a small, grateful smile. “Oh, sure. I think I’ll go for the mango.”
“Excellent choice.” He moves with crisp efficiency, pouring the drink with such ceremonial care it’s almost comical.
You take a sip, the cool sweetness bursting across your tongue, grounding you just a little. “Thanks"
He nods, the gesture polite, precise—like everything else about him. “You’re very welcome. It’s great to see you here, Y/N. We don’t often get to socialize outside of training or class, and it’s important for team morale to build connections in less formal settings.
Your fingers swirl the straw through your drink, watching the ice clink against the sides. “Yeah, it's nice” you say softly, your gaze drifting back out to the lake.
The sun-soaked scene feels almost surreal, like a postcard from a life you never thought you’d step into. And beneath all the noise, something settles in your chest—warm, quiet, nice.
Ochako suddenly appears at your side.
She nudges you, her smile wide, her cheeks flushed a charming pink—whether from the heat or whatever Midoriya had just told her, you aren’t sure.
“Ready to get in the water?” she asks, leaning over to pour herself a berry-hued drink. She taps her cup against yours with a soft clink, liquid sloshing playfully.
You blink at the red plastic cups—wow, it really is like the movies!—and glance toward the lake.
Sunlight dances on the surface, rippling with the chaos of your classmates. Mina and Tsuyu are deep in a water war now, their laughter carrying across the breeze.
But your gaze drifts past them, searching for something, someone else.
And then, you find him.
Bakugou sits at the water’s edge, his feet submerged, gentle waves lapping against his sculpted calves.
His elbows rest on his knees, hands loosely clasped as he talks with Kirishima. Even from here, you catch the sharpness of his profile—the strong set of his jaw, the slight furrow of his brow.
You’re not sure beautiful is a word people often use to describe Bakugou, but right now, you swear he’s every bit of it.
Oh. He’s also shirtless.
And dear god, you really hope no flowers are blooming around you right now. That would be mortifying.
And way too obvious...Shoto would definitely pick up on it.
Your pulse picks up, your heart doing a ridiculous little flip in your chest. It’s humiliating, really, how just looking at him can make you react like this.
And then, as if feeling your gaze on him, he looks up. Crimson eyes find yours, steady and unblinking.
You freeze, manicured fingers tightening around your cup, the plastic giving slightly under the pressure.
The world slows, the noise around you dissolving into a distant hum, like you’ve suddenly been dropped underwater. It’s funny, you think bitterly, how now when he looks at you, there’s recognition there. Like he actually sees you.
Before this weekend, Bakugou’s gaze would’ve skimmed past you without a second thought—just another classmate who barely spoke, never worth lingering on.
But now? His eyes catch on you. Like something’s shifted. Like you’ve somehow forced your way into his line of sight.
Was it when you tripped and fell against him, practically tackling him to the ground?
Or when he helped you move all your boxes into the dorms, grumbling the entire time but never once walking away?
Maybe it was when he spent over an hour teaching you how to navigate the public transportation system without getting hopelessly lost....
All of it, jumbled together into one little weekend, had somehow tackled your heart and refused to let go.
You know it probably meant nothing to him. Just Bakugou being a surprisingly good person. But to you? God. It was everything.
And now you can’t stop thinking about the nickname he gave you earlier—sad eyes. A clear demotion from princess.
It’s devastating....
Do your eyes really look sad right now? God, you hope not! You don’t want to be known as the girl who looks miserable all the time....
You stand up straighter, forcing a small smile, as if that’ll help. Maybe it’ll make you look normal!
But then Bakugou shifts, turning back toward Kirishima without another glance in your direction, and the moment shatters like glass. Something tight in your chest loosens—but disappointment seeps in almost instantly, and you hate yourself for it.
He didn't even look at my swimsuit...does he not like the pink?
Wait- why are you even thinking about him liking your swimsuit? Get it together!
Ochako leans in, her shoulder brushing against yours. “What was that all about?”
Her question jolts you back to reality, and you nearly spill your drink. “Huh? N-no, it’s nothing.”
“it was so something!” she gasps, watching you from the corners of her eyes with sudden intrigue.
You clutch your cup tighter, heat pricking your cheeks. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Ochako just grins, entirely unconvinced. ��I’ve never seen Bakugou look someone up and down like that—unless he was about to fight them. But something tells me that wasn’t the look he was giving you.”
Your throat dries instantly. "What?! No, He definitely wasn’t—”
“Uh-huh,” she hums, her grin only widening as you flounder for a believable response. “Right.”
Mortified, you take a hasty sip of your drink, the coolness doing little to ease the sudden, frantic buzz in your chest. But despite yourself, a small, reckless thought unfurls in your mind, curling up all hopeful and dangerous.
What is she thinking!?
You’re still overthinking when Ochako grabs your wrist and drags you toward the lake. The water is cold, a welcome shock against your skin as it rises to your waist. It helps—sort of.
The group has already settled into easy conversation, splashing each other and laughing as though this wasn’t absolutely the most socially overstimulating day of your life. You hover at the edge, fingers curled around your cup, letting Ochako do most of the talking.
Your mind keeps drifting. It shouldn’t, but it does. And when you can’t help yourself, you sneak a glance back toward the shore—
His spot is empty.
Your stomach dips. Where did he go?
“Bakugou, man! Finally decided to join us,” Sero calls, his voice bright as he pushes his wet hair back from his face.
You frown. Wait—
But Sero isn’t looking at the shore. He’s looking at you.
The cold prickle is instant, creeping down your spine like a warning. Slowly, you turn— And you almost scream when you find Bakugou standing right there. 
Towering. Close.
You stumble back a step, your throat locking up. “What—?! How do you keep doing that?!”
He doesn’t answer, just flicks his gaze down at you. Quick, sharp—before scoffing. “Sad Eyes, should’ve called you ‘Jumpy’ instead. That’s three for three, huh?”
Your skin burns. “What?!”
“This is the Third time you freaked out ‘cause I showed up. I’m keepin’ track now.”
Your jaw drops. He’s been keeping track?!
Mortification settles deep in your bones. This is getting ridiculous. How does he keep sneaking up on you like this?!
And now he’s calling you jumpy? That’s somehow worse than Sad Eyes!!
You sputter, grasping at the shredded remains of your dignity. “It’s not my fault! Who just sneaks up on people like that? You’re way too quiet for someone who’s, like, six feet tall!”
The group falls silent. A ripple of surprise spreads, heads turning, eyes widening.
You, who barely even makes eye contact with most of them—talking to Bakugou like this?
And more than that… you two had hung out before? Three times now?!
Kirishima is the first to recover, throwing his head back with a laugh before slapping a heavy hand on Bakugou’s shoulder. “He actually grew, you know! Six-two now! Our manly Katsuki’s all grown up!”
Bakugou immediately shoves him off with a sharp snarl. “Shut it, dumbass.”
You’re still trying to steady your breath, heart hammering from both the shock of his sudden appearance and worse—the new nickname.
Why couldn’t he just go back to Princess?
Mina scoffs, nudging Kirishima with a pointed look. “Quit it, don't give Y/N the wrong first impression of us,” she mutters—like she meant to keep it quiet, but you definitely hear her.
Your eyebrows lift, heat creeping up your neck. First impressions? Three years in?!
If only she knew your actual first impression of Kirishima—him holding the door open for you on the first day of freshman year, flashing an easy grin like it was second nature.
Not that he’d remember. But you do. A small, insignificant moment that somehow stuck, tucked away in the back of your mind, untouched and warm.
The conversation shifts, the group slipping back into their usual rhythm—Mina teasing, Kirishima laughing, Denki making some ridiculous joke. Their voices rise and fall like background noise, familiar and distant.
You stand quietly, retreating into yourself, drink in hand, eyes fixed on the surface of your cup like it holds the secrets of the universe.
You don’t notice the way Ochako watches.
She’s spent enough time around you to pick up on the obvious—you’re shy. Painfully so. It’s not what people assume at first, not with the way you dress, the quiet confidence in your posture, and the sharpness of your gaze. But once they get to know you, it’s impossible to miss.
What surprises her more is how, despite that hesitance, you instinctively shift closer to Bakugou.
And he isn’t so innocent either. His gaze flicks toward you, sharp but unreadable, lingering just long enough to be noticeable before he looks away. He doesn’t speak, doesn’t react.
But he doesn’t move either.
Something clicks for her.
She nudges you, soft but deliberate.
You blink up at her, confused. What?
She only raises her brows, like she knows something you don’t.
Your frown deepens. What?
But she doesn’t explain, just grins to herself before turning back to the conversation.
The weight of it lingers, settling in your chest like you’re missing something important, but you try to ignore it. It's Just another thing you don't quite get yet.
It’s easier to focus on your drink. The cool glass against your fingertips, the slow trickle of condensation, the soft lap of water around your legs. The conversation hums around you, voices rising and falling like waves.
You don’t need to force yourself into it.
For now, this is enough.
For now, you’re comfortable.
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You sit at the lake’s edge, toes skimming the surface as gentle waves lap at your ankles.
Your white gold diamond tennis anklet catches the fading sunlight, glinting with every ripple. The sun has dipped lower now, streaking the sky in hues of gold and orange, its reflection shimmering across the water in shimmering fragments.
Ochako left a few minutes ago to grab marshmallows for the bonfire, and honestly, you don’t mind the solitude!
Your social battery is drained, and the distant sounds of your classmates—laughing, splashing, calling out to each other—feel muffled, like you’re hearing them from behind glass.
It’s nice, though. Being here. Being part of this.
You let yourself sink into the quiet, watching the way your feet sway in the water, the way the coolness soothes the lingering buzz beneath your skin.
Then—
A shadow falls over you.
You blink up, and nearly choke on air at the visual.
Bakugou stands over you, hands shoved into the pockets of his black swim trunks, droplets of water trailing down his chest. Against the warm hues of the setting sun, his silhouette is sharp, cutting through the golden light like a blade.
“Sad eyes,” he drawls, tilting his head. “You’re really livin’ up to the name right now.”
You blink, caught off guard. Huh?
“But I’m not sad!” you insist, frowning.
His brow lifts, skeptical. His gaze lingers, tracing the natural pout of your glossy lips, the way your eyes seem distant even when you’re not trying. Something pricks at the back of his neck, heat creeping up his spine before he looks away.
You shift slightly, fingers tightening around your cup, the plastic slick with condensation.
“You’ve been payin’ more attention to that damn drink than the actual lake.” Bakugou snorts, nodding toward the vast stretch of water behind him.
You try not to stare, but it’s difficult. His ashy blonde hair, the sharp contrast of his red eyes against the cyan blue of the lake—if you let yourself, you could sit here and admire the view all day.
Unfortunately, you realize too late that you have been staring. For way too long!
Panic sparks in your brain, and before you can stop yourself, your mouth moves faster than your common sense.
“Well, the water looks great, but I’m focusing on my drink! It’s really tasty. Do you wanna try?” The second the words leave your lips, regret slams into you like a wave.
You briefly consider slipping into the lake and letting the water swallow you whole. Would they let you drown if you tried?
…No, probably not. Too many future pro heroes around.
But to your utter disbelief, Bakugou doesn’t call you an idiot. Instead, He just flicks his gaze down to your cup, then—before you can process what’s happening—crouches down to your sitting height.
The water shifts beneath him, sending ripples through the lake. He’s closer now than you expected, all sharp angles and damp skin, the scent of caramel and lake water clinging to him.
Is the caramel like a cologne? Seriously! He smells like a roasted sweet treat at all times!
Your breath catches as his fingers brush against yours, the warmth of his skin a stark contrast to the cool plastic. Then, without hesitation, he lifts the cup to his lips.
And drinks.
For you, the world tilts. The sun, the water, the distant chatter of your classmates—it all fades into static.
It’s just him now. The slow sip, the soft slosh of liquid in the cup, the way his lips curve around the straw—the same one you’ve been using all day. Time stretches impossibly thin, and you swear the air between you hums with something heavy.
A single drop clings to his bottom lip as he pulls back. He swipes it away with the lazy flick of his tongue before his gaze catches yours—steady, unreadable, something warm simmering just beneath the surface.
“Not bad,” Bakugou mutters, his voice low, careless. “But I think the glittery shit you got on messed with the taste.”
Your brain stutters. Glittery…?
Oh.
Your lip gloss. The pink, strawberry-flavored one you had just recently reapplied.
Heat floods your face so fast it makes you dizzy, your heart hammering like you just ran laps with Iida.
Bakugou stays where he is, the water sloshing gently around his waist, completely unfazed. Meanwhile, you’re left staring at your cup, at the place his lips just were—desperately trying to remember how to function.
You gulp down your nerves, eyes flickering toward the water, focusing on the gentle ripples. Anything but him! Slowly, you lift the cup to your lips again.
Only to freeze.
Oh my god.
Right where his lips just were.
Your mind spins, and you can practically feel the steam rising from your skin. You could actually combust right here, more a ball of flames than human! The cool lake water around your ankles does nothing to soothe the heat crawling up your neck, pooling in your cheeks.
Bakugou doesn’t seem to notice your internal turmoil. His arms are crossed over his chest, muscles flexing, and his expression is somewhere between bored and contemplative. The silence stretches, thick and pressing, equal parts thrilling and terrifying.
You force yourself to take a sip, pretending like your heart isn’t trying to break out of your ribs. The drink is still sweet, still refreshing, but now all you can think about is the fact that his mouth was just here.
It’s like an indirect kiss!
He can’t be thinking about it that way, right?! If he did, he probably wouldn’t be so quiet about it!
Bakugou shifts, the water rippling around him. His red eyes flick to your face, and you brace yourself for some snarky remark—but it doesn’t come. Instead, he just watches you, like he’s trying to figure something out. It’s unnerving.
Then—
“Why does your quirk do that?” he asks, tilting his head slightly.
Your breath catches.
You blink at him, thrown completely off guard. “I don’t know what you mean.”
You glance around your sides first, eyes darting to the water, the shore, anywhere he could possibly be referring to. But nothing looks different. There’s no telltale glow, no signs of your quirk activating. Confused, you glance back at him.
“I don’t see anything,” you say hesitantly.
His smirk widens just a fraction. “Yeah? Look behind you.”
A nervous lump forms in your throat. You slowly twist your torso around—
and your heart plummets.
The tree behind you, once lush with soft green leaves, is now covered in delicate, glowing pink blossoms. Every inch of it, every branch, every tiny leaf that was once green has been replaced with flowers, radiating a gentle light in the darkness.
Your breath catches in your throat.
A whole tree.
Oh, no. No, no, no.
A beat of silence passes, stretching unbearably long as you stare at it, horror dawning.
This is mortifying!
You snap back around, scrambling for a way to downplay this, to brush it off, but your mind is blank. Completely empty.Your fingers tighten around the cup in your hands, your pulse a frantic drumbeat in your ears.
Bakugou watches you, unimpressed.
The bonfire crackles in the distance, flames licking at the air, casting long, flickering shadows against the trees. Laughter drifts over from the shore, light and carefree, but it barely registers. The world has narrowed to this moment, to the weight of his gaze, to the pounding of your heart in your ears.
You open your mouth, scrambling for something—anything—to say in your defense. But no words come out.
Bakugou clicks his tongue. “Tch. So?”
You blink at him, stomach sinking. “So what?”
He jerks his chin toward the tree. “That happen every time you get nervous?”
Your breath hitches.
Your voice jumps an octave, frazzled beyond belief. “I am not nervous!”
Bakugou lifts a brow, eyes gleaming with something wicked. “Yeah?” He exhales sharply, almost amused. “Might have to start calling you Squeaky.”
Horrified, you let out an embarrassed groan, heat rushing to your face. You don’t even think—your hand moves on instinct, reaching out to shove him.
Your perfectly manicured nails, white French tips, delicate and polished, press against solid muscle, barely making him budge.
“Don’t tease me so much,” you whine, already waving the white flag. “I might pass out.”
His eyebrows lift slightly, head tilting. “Who said I’m teasing you?”
Your glare sharpens, suspicious. “You are.”
Bakugou huffs, but he doesn’t argue. He should be more focused on the ridiculous fact that your quirk just bloomed an entire cherry blossom tree in his presence.
But right now, he’s distracted. Very distracted by the look on your face.
Your cheeks are puffed out slightly, your glittery pink lips pursed in a pout that’s way too damn distracting. And those eyes—big, wide, pleading, blink up at him like you’re silently begging for mercy.
Damn it.
He almost wants to keep pushing you just to see how much further he can take it. The way you react—it’s too easy, too entertaining. But there’s something about this whole situation, about you, that makes him feel… off. Like his balance is shifting beneath his feet, and he hates it.
You two have barely talked before this—what, a handful of conversations? A week of knowing each other at most? And yet somehow, you’ve already got him feeling weird.
This has gotta end.
Without warning, Bakugou steps forward, cutting through the water until he’s right in front of you, just within reach. His presence looms, heat radiating off his skin despite the cool night air.
Your breath stutters.
His hand lifts slightly, and for one wild second, your brain short-circuits. Is he going to—?
But instead, his knuckles brush the bottom of your cup, nudging it lightly.
“You gonna sit here all night or what?” His voice is rough, casual, but there’s something else beneath it—something unreadable. “Bonfire’s startin’ soon.”
Your lips part, but no sound comes out at first. You swallow, clearing your throat, scrambling to get a grip. “Oh. Right. Yeah.”
His gaze lingers on you for a second longer, like he’s making sure you actually heard him, before he turns away.
The water ripples in his wake as he wades back toward the shore, hands stuffed in his pockets like nothing even happened.
You finally exhale, shoulders sagging, the tension unraveling from your body.
The night air feels warmer now. Softer.
With one last glance at the lake, you set your drink aside and push yourself up.
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After that borderline confusing and mortifying interaction, you’re left with a choice the moment you step out of the water.
Option one: Stay. Sit on a rough block of wood, eat a damn roasted marshmallow, and painfully maneuver your way through awkward small talk with your classmates.
Option two: Leave. Retreat back to your bedroom, put on some mind-numbing reality TV, and rot in bed after a long, refreshing shower.
The second option sounds incredibly tempting. You can already imagine the warm spray of water against your skin, the fresh scent of your favorite body wash, the way your comforter would swallow you whole as you melted into your mattress.
Plus, you've packed your favorite Dior pj's!
And you’re going to do it! You swear you are—but then you catch Bakugou’s sharp gaze flicking back at you over his shoulder. He doesn’t say anything, but the subtle glance alone is enough to pin you in place, a silent, unspoken question hanging in the air.
Still here?
Damn it.
With an internal sigh, you resign yourself to option one. The night is almost over anyway.
That’s how you end up here, seated on a weathered log, chin resting against your manicured hand, staring blankly into the fire while Denki animatedly recounts some story about a trip to the mall a few months ago.
The others laugh, voices rising and falling around you, but you only catch pieces of it—bits of inside jokes, exaggerated retellings, the occasional snort from Sero that sets off another round of chuckles.
Your focus drifts.
Above, the sky is a vast stretch of inky darkness, dotted with a scatter of stars. You tilt your chin up slightly, eyes tracing their soft glimmer, losing yourself in the quiet vastness of it. The fire crackles, the warm glow licking up into the night, sending embers drifting into the air like fireflies.
It’s warm right here, close to the flames—but the heat only reaches so far, and beyond it, the night is settling in deep.
You shift on the log, arms wrapping around yourself as an involuntary shiver runs down your spine.
The flimsy cover-up you’d thrown on after the lake does little against the creeping chill, and you curse yourself for not grabbing a sweater like the other girls had. You remember seeing them duck back inside, giggling and chattering as they pulled on oversized hoodies and sweatshirts over their damp swimsuits, but you had been… distracted.
Or more accurately—Bakugou had been a distraction.
Your gaze flickers toward him briefly, though he’s focused on something else, watching the fire maybe, or just lost in thought.
Either way, he’s not paying attention to you. Good! You're not sure you could handle much else of him today.
Because truthfully, you feel a little ridiculous. The day had started off simple enough, but now you’re stuck in this strange in-between space—part of the group, yet somehow still lingering on the edges.
Ochako is talking with the others, easily swept into the rhythm of their conversation, and you wonder if you should try to do the same.
The idea of forcing yourself to be social makes your stomach twist, but sitting here, curled in on yourself, cold and silent, doesn’t feel much better.
You exhale softly, watching the way your breath barely fogs in the cool air. The warmth of the day has long since faded, leaving behind nothing but goosebumps on your skin and the distant hum of voices around you.
And for what feels like the millionth time today, you’re not entirely sure what to do with yourself.
Then, out of nowhere, a weight drops into your lap.
You blink down at it—a hoodie, deep burgundy, clean, thick and slightly worn, the sleeves spilling over your thighs. The fabric is still warm, carrying the lingering heat of the person who had been wearing it just moments ago.
You glance up, and lo and behold—Bakugou.
He’s standing in front of you, hands shoved into the pockets of his shorts, shoulders set in that familiar rigid way, like he’s already bracing for whatever dumb thing you might say in response.
But he doesn’t speak, doesn’t demand a thank you, doesn’t even really look at you—just waits, expectantly, for you to do something.
For the first time in what feels like forever, you actually understand what he means without him having to say a word. And yet, you hesitate.
“Bakugou…” You frown, holding the hoodie up against your torso. It’s massive. “But won’t you be cold?”
He scoffs, shifting his weight from one foot to the other. “Sad eyes, you’re givin’ me that look again. Just put on the damn jacket—I’m fine.”
Your brows lift, but your fingers are already slipping into the sleeves. The warmth of the fabric engulfs you immediately, the scent of caramel and something distinctly him wrapping around you in a way that makes your stomach flip.
“Well… thanks then,” you murmur shyly, hugging the hoodie closer. The oversized fit swallows you whole, the hem brushing against the middle of your thighs, covering the last remnants of your damp bikini. A sigh of relief escapes your lips.
“There you go saving me again,” you admit sheepishly, eyes glued to the ground. If you look at him now—if you meet those sharp, unreadable crimson eyes—you might just combust on the spot.
Bakugou side-eyes you, his lips twitching like he’s holding something back. The firelight flickers across his face, casting golden shadows along the sharp cut of his jaw, the slight furrow of his brow, the way his gaze lingers on you for just a second too long.
Behind you, your classmates' laughter rises over the crackling flames—marshmallows catching fire, old stories being passed around, Sero's obnoxious cackling piercing through the night.
They’re absorbed in their own little world, too wrapped up in the warmth of the moment to notice the quiet exchange happening just outside the fire’s glow.
Thank god.
Bakugou clicks his tongue, looking away, like he’s already over this. “Well, somebody’s gotta do it,” he mutters, stuffing his hands deeper into his pockets. Then, with a snort, “What’s U.A. gonna do when they lose their precious Y/N to the Tokyo subway system?”
You groan, ducking your head as heat rushes to your cheeks. Of course he had to bring that up.
“It was my first time! Give me a break” you grumble under your breath, arms curling around yourself, pulling his hoodie tighter.
Bakugou huffs out something that sounds suspiciously like a chuckle. And even though he doesn’t say anything else, even though he just stands there beside you with his hands in his pockets, shoulders slightly slouched, weight shifted like he might stay for a little while longer—
For the first time tonight, the cold doesn’t feel quite as bad.
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y/n missinggg summer
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tchalamet missinggg you
fuxkyn she's always posting him omg girl we get it
y/n ughhh i knowww its almost like hes my husband or something 🙄🙄
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timmysgreeneyes she's always blessing us w photos of him
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@timmyupdates just tweeted- Timothée the night of his SAG win !!!
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@cinephilegod replied- hes not gonna win anything if he keeps doing goofy shit like this
@y/n replied- mind you he JUST won a sag award lol
@harryseyes replied- how does a casino night correlate to bob dylan??? the promo for this movie has been so fucking bad
@y/n replied- youngest actor to win a sag btw. stay mad
@timmysmustache replied- yall are some haters cause he's had the most entertaining press I've seen in years lol yall just hate fun !!!
@y/n just tweeted- if yall hate fun just say that
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@y/n replied- oh I know but it's fun to talk back i can't lie lmaooo
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tchalamet you’re the one I adore, come over here and give me more
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pytyn i want a bf bro omg
y/n i love you 4ever
acutimmy the bob lyrics omgggg 🥺🥺🥺
y/n do you think im grand??
tchalamet always no matter what
starryyn WINTERLUDEEEEE
ynsbf no way he pulled her bro
y/n believe it bro
tchalamet yup i put a ring on it and everything
arrakispaul they don't play about each otherrr
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y/n cave diver? I hardly know her
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jbyn just two baddies coming together to maximize their joint slay
tchalamet cave divers when they see your phones charging port
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y/n my son
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fuxkyn it's actually crazy how weird she is...
y/n bruh you STAYYY in my comments omg get a job
tchalamet fr like mama let's RESEARCH 💜
ynslipgloss LMFAOOO BROOOOO
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@y/n just tweeted- he gave one of my favorite speeches of all time. and im not just saying that !!!! the most genuine, heartfelt, passionate words spoken from the most genuine, heartfelt, passionate man i know 💕
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@spideyyn replied- the picture she's so fucking funny omgggg
@timmyarrakis replied- can't even complain about how she acts/defends hin cause I know I'd do the same thing if I were her... shit id be even worse why lie I would never stop tweeting and replying!!!
@y/n just tweeted- and while I'm at it!!!! dune part 2 will go down in history as one of the greatest films of all time !!!!!
@timmytim replied- she's his number one fan alwayssssss
@emperorpaul replied- SCREAM IT 🗣🗣🗣🗣
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tchalamet my forever girl. you're perfect for me in every single way. two years being your husband and forever still isn't enough.
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fuxkyn we all saw tmz saying that yall are divorcing come on now
y/n me at the make believe factory
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tchalamet she still hasn't researched 🤦
lauriesvest she comments so much that yall literally remember her 💀💀
ynsgf he does NOT deserve her at allll bro
y/n mind you i literally married him
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y/n bro posts the best pics of me
tchalamet ive literally never seen you look bad ever in my entire life.
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rachelzegler wait... we're NOT married ???!
y/n im so sorry that this is how you found out
tchalamet WHY the second pic
y/n hehehe cause i love you baby 😘😘😘
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sieglinde-freud · 8 months ago
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do you think intelligent systems remembers that they gave eirika a character outside of her brother or did we just make that up in our heads because they dont seem to want us to remember that
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dykedvonte · 5 months ago
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Its really interesting that Jimmy’s chair is the one tilted away from the screen in this shot:
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It’s indicative of how his and Jimmy’s dynamic was. He’s not staring ahead at the screen, he’s not paying attention to what they are doing. Curly is the only one looking forward. Jimmy quite literally couldn’t see the responsibility Curly had or was doing. Jimmy likely slacked off and avoided most of his duties. I mean the one time we know he pilots the Tulpar he steers it wrong and loses the team 4000 credits. Even in the positions they held objectively, Curly was always taking responsibility for Jimmy. Not to mention the “We can fix this” and only one chair at attention. Jimmy never had intentions to fix anything, throughout the game, throughout his entire relationship with Curly. Curly always fixed it? Why would it be any different here?
If he even took the slightest bit of responsibility, he would’ve stayed in the cockpit to see his plan through. In the end Curly did what Jimmy always expected him to do for him and took responsibility. Did what he always did and took responsibility at the wrong time…
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piratebluebeard · 1 year ago
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now guys.... what does this fat ass rock on ed's bloody ass finger have to do with anything....
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greenerteacups · 2 months ago
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not asking for spoilers but just wanted to let you know I am SO excited to see whether you'll be including any aspect of the golden trio's van life™ treasure hunting in the woods segment of DH in your story. I know you've talked about how silly and irrelevant it is for them to be off and away from all the other characters and action for so much of the last book, so I'm looking forward to seeing the changes you make and what kinds of new experiences they'll have if they remain more tethered to the plot. but c'mon. neverending geocashing group camping trip from hell. it's kind of hilarious.
RV TRIP DEATHLY HALLOWS they will never make me love you RV trip deathly hallows... tho you are right and I fully grant it is the funniest thing that book could have done... it's like. The Two Towers if you're reading Sam and Frodo's trip to Mordor and you don't know what fuck all else is going on while they're doing it. And also none of the stuff with Aragorn or the actual war for the ring is on the page. And there are Hallows there, for some reason.
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bmpmp3 · 3 months ago
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im curious to see how we'll see how we feel about takehiro and the others' new designs when they're fully revealed but it did get me thinking about how i would design his outfit. unfortunately i realized very quickly that i would just put him in my own fashion style: department-store-clearance-core
#art#traditional art#watercolour#fanart#virvox project#kurono takehiro#vocal synth#voicevox#no id rn because i havent figured out how to translate all this to alt text yet... gimme a bit to think on it orz#BUT yeah like. well im sure their new designs will be fine. but one thing that did stand out to me. is that i do not like muscle tees LOL#and i guess it snowballed. i like fitted tank tops. and loose 90s moe tank tops. but not muscle tanks. turtlenecks are fine.#but you know maybe my walmart clearance fashion sense works for him. i always liked that he kind of dresses like some fucking guy#like his blazer is pretty slick but the rest of him is just a guy in jeans and a t shirt. and i love that#like akashi dresses like my grandpa with better colour sense. kotarou dresses like a pokemon trainer? sourin has his like#traditional modern stylish thing going on. and the mysterious fur strip glued on the back <3 and aoyama dresses lowkey kinda hypebeast#streetwear esque. but takehiro? thats literally just some dude <3 <3 <3 i do worry his new design will make him tooo trendy looking#BUT im intrigued. i think they said they're hoping to do multiple designs by a bunch of people? which i hope they can#the original designs had a very. moe? appeal. a distinct sort of cuteness and squishiness without being toothrottingly so#that might be missing from some newer designs but if we have a whole variety we can have like#a zola project situation at least. like we have the stylistic amano art all the way to the v6 glossy designs#a whole variety would be nice. but i am worried about ryuuseis hair the most lowkey. what are we gonna do without his huge bizarre fauxhawk#BUT maybe i should throw my hat in the ring.... really push myself to make more fan designs and outfits for all these characters i like#maybe i'll be able to draw something thats not just zhers clearance clothes. maybe i'll step up to gap clearance clothes. even winners??
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tlgtw · 9 months ago
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Man that DLC's final boss has got me feeling kinda fucked. I'm kinda depressed about it now that I'm done. Everything else is, was, so good. But I do not like that plot development. I honestly think it is bad. Why did they choose not to foreshadow this in literally any way? Why did Miquella attempt to resurrect Godwyn at all in the first place, then? Practice? Was this really what was originally planned? There's no actual evidence to the contrary so you gotta assume it must've been.
So yeowch...
#sote spoilers#elden ring#tlgtw ooc#literally actually nothing from the base game is resolved. Except where the Land of the Numen were.#That in itself is fine tho--actually. It's clearly a statement: Marika's hair talisman from Shaman Village confirms this for me.#Some things are lost to history or just plain out of reach. And there's nothing anyone can do about it.#We'll never ACTUALLY know who the Gloam-Eyed Queen was--just that all signs pointed to Miquella.#But there's no way to confirm it: Nobody's alive to tell the tale.#So like. THAT part. The extancy of all those unanswered questions. I actually am not gonna lie I kinda really like that. Despite everything#But I think Radahn Consort of Miquella is fucking terrible. “Miquella saw how kind Radahn was” I'm sorry HOW kind was Radahn?#The fucking infinite warmonger who literally explicitly made himself a copy of Godfrey?#There are literally ZERO examples of Radahn being kind in any way. Outside of having one (1) pet horse.#It should've been Godwyn. I'm not even kidding. Godwyn at least is someone who has explicitly succeeded in diplomacy.#Since he befriended his mortal enemy Fortissax and spared the Ancient Dragons by creating the Dragon Cult.#THAT'S something you could point to as an example of kindness. Especially since that's Godfrey's direct heir.#WHAT the FUCK does RADAHN do?????#He doesn't do anything!!! He just kills people!!#We never even get to see what weapon Godwyn used to use!#I don't like it. I think it is not very good.#Rest of the DLC is astounding but how can it all lead up to that? Ah...#Nothing like I had imaged: There's a lot I have to figure out now.
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trashcanwithsprinkles · 1 year ago
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What’s your favorite bit of lore? Or favorite holiday/festival in genshin they’re pretty neat
i'm absolutely biased towards lantern rite tbh
as for bit of lore, i'm not really sure. i feel like 'bit of lore' is really weird to define, bc ultimately most lore is all connected into bigger pictures. obviously i'm partial towards liyue lore in general, but as for a specific little bit...
probably still the possibility that zhongli is partial to archery.
#thank you <3 <3#i know his passive talent is for crafting spears but like#the only reason why that talent is for spears specifically is bc he is a polearm user. nowhere in the talent itself nor other related media#do we get a mention of zhongli being particularly good at crafting polearms over other weapon types#we know he made the pwjs and the jade cutter. he didn't make jadefall but he did wield it. he also made summit shaper#we can assume he made vortex vanquisher n the unforged but there's no real confirmation on either. we do know he didn't make memory of dust#assuming he did make those last two that's still an equal number of polearms and swords he made. more swords if you wanna count the unforge#ofc he could've made countless op polearms off-camera. but we're never told that#dainsleif's factoid abt the talent is more about zhongli knowing his rocks than zhongli being a good polearm maker in specific#and the skill's name in chinese is more about astrology and divination than anything else. again more on zhongli knows his rocks#so like- we don't know that he had a mastery over crafting polearms in specific#and we know he wielded catalysts and polearms and likely swords as well#and still#the only real imagery on his design on what weapon he uses#is a fucking archery ring. nowhere is it mentioned that zhongli uses bows (that we know of)#yet he wears that thing on the daily. like he still uses it. like he needs to literally keep it on hand. why#why would he do that if he apparently does not historically use bows.#only thing i can think of is that he still practices archery. over any other weapon type. which is a hilarious thought tbh#but more crack theory than anything
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Something I really adore about Minthara is she's the only companion--and honestly the only major character really--who truly brings the horror and tragedy of what is being done to the True Souls to the forefront, and reveals just what an awful fate you and the companions avoided by mere chance. Because at that point you're mostly thinking about turning into an illithid and true destruction of the self, not how you would've been a True Soul--but still you--slaughtering your way across the countryside like every other infected.
Because it doesn't matter how good or noble or strong-willed you are. Every companion, from Astarion to Wyll, would've been willing to commit atrocities in the Absolute's name were it not for the Prism.
The way she describes the Absolute is so insidious. How she had no choice, or more accurately her mind had been warped to the point that whatever the Absolute wanted was the best choice she could ever make. Minthara is Minthara, she expresses absolutely no shame for some truly horrid things and proudly claims evil actions taken in the name of survival or faith as her own, and yet what she did under the Absolute's control is what she outright rejects as being in any way her fault. The way Orin tormented her and then it was remembered as something revelatory, divine, rather than a moment of fear and violation, is so fucked up. Minthara is such a genuinely proud woman, so seeing her so affected and her declaration that she'd rather die than have her mind and agency stolen again, is very disturbing.
There are a few moments where the True Souls get a bit of narrative sympathy and humanity. Those siblings outside of the Grove for example. But Minthara is the one who truly brings home how every True Soul is a person who has been taken and violated and exploited with no real say or ability to resist. They are victims and their Chosen-ness is almost a mocking parody of the relationship between the gods (Bhaal, Myrkul, Bane, Shar, Mystra, Vlaakith) and their Chosen (Durge and Orin, Ketheric, Gortash, Shadowheart, Gale, Lae'zel) where the entire farce and delusion of it is laid out for us to see. At the very least the vampire spawn have some sort of will outside of their master, the True Souls don't even get that. And you still have to kill them.
Very fitting for the tragedy-horror theme of the 2nd Act though.
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phillestatos · 1 year ago
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we're never gonna get a dnp play xiv video because their characters are probably married in game and they dont want anyone to know. like guys please show me your house. how was the 'getting a house in xiv' process. you guys want to play dawntrail on your channel so bad. you want to SO BAD. you have FRAMED PICTURES of your miqotes and you will NOT play it?? clear p12s for us dan and phil or are you scared we'll see you're MARRIED . SHOW ME THE CATBOY WEDDING
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eats-the-stars · 6 months ago
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hate my sister's shitty good for nothing boyfriend. can you imagine being a 30yo man with two kids who won't even scramble an egg. Not for his kids, not for his girlfriend, not for himself. literally if my sister doesn't leave out pre-made meals when he's watching the kids he will rip up bread or pour them dry cereal or open a granola bar and make himself microwave dinners. like, lowest effort possible. but if i mention this to my sis, she'll be like "no he's definitely cooked for the kids! he scrambled an egg for them once! i watched him do it!" but it's like...so he scrambled one egg in the last five years. just to like, prove he can? at your direct insistence? should we all clap? like seriously. hate this guy. had to really hold back recently because he had someone over and he was interacting with the kids more than usual for appearances, and he had to keep asking me and my sis what the 5yo was signing because he barely bothered to learn his own son's primary form of communication. i was so tempted to say "that one means 'go home' but you wouldn't know that because you don't take them anywhere." so hard to hold that in. If I had to describe this man in two words they would be these: Low Effort. Not quite bare minimum, but JUST enough to convince my sister that it would be too much hassle to get rid of him. he's stupid as fuck, but just smart enough to quickly stop shit like screaming obscenities at the kids for doing normal kid things. and he once stomped on my headphones and broke them in a fit of rage, but gave my sister money to replace them so it was "fine." Like, my sister thinks that he's just struggling with his anger issues, because he had a bad childhood, blah, blah, and oh he would never actually hurt her or the kids. and like, good for you, but i don't trust like that. genuinely hoping he gets struck by lightning and dies instantly.
#my sister and i do all the hard stuff and most of the easy stuff too tbh#cooking and cleaning and sorting out benefits and insurances and getting the kids to school and events#doctor's appointments and medications and dentist appointments and taxes#we get the groceries and care for all the pets and kids and household things#we both have jobs#i actually have 3 jobs#good for nothing boyfriend makes $12 a year plus some under the table cash as a “private trainer”#which means between that and selling his plasma and borrowing money from his mom he can...pay his super cheap tiny part of rent#and occasionally hand my sister like $20#he doesn't buy groceries or diapers or household supplies or clothing or toys or literally anything#literally the only household chore he does is fold laundry#that's it. and it's not “DO” laundry. it's just folding the clean and dry stuff#you know. the chore my parents would have us do when we were like 10 so we'd feel helpful#the 5yo is medically complex and we frequently make trips to a slightly distant hospital with him#and they literally asked us to stop bringing my sister's boyfriend along because he was disruptive and confusing#which was a polite way to say 'obnoxious and stupid as shit'#do you know how many times in one visit w/the same doctor he would ask 'so when does he get superpowers?'#he also obviously didn't know how to answer basic questions like 'how many times does he poop a day on average'#and 'how often has he been eating and what has he been eating day to day?'#like bro this man can go days without changing a diaper and will not even heat up a can of spaghettios to feed his own kids#he cannot answer those questions with any kind of accuracy#also i'm saying boyfriend because my sister desperately wanted to at least be engaged so she could say fiance in front of ppl#but just like marriage this was apparently a 'waste of effort'#not even the cheapest ring or the most underwhelming proposal or a courthouse wedding was worth his energy so...#yeah glad she hasn't married this waste of air. and i'll be praying for that lightning strike
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