#like use your goddamned brain ffs

[sad-stucky-shipper-107]

SASUKE IS A BRO-CON CONFIRMED:

I MEAN CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT:

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST PLZ GET OUT OF DELULU LAND. HE MURDERED YOUR PARENTS. HE WAS COMPLICIT IN THE SYSTEMIC SLAUGHTER OF UR ENTIRE FUCKING CLAN (HE WAS 13 BUT STILL.)

OH MY GOD SASUKE GET A GRIP. PLZ. U WERE LIKE TRYING TO KILL HIM FOR 7+ YEARS AND DID A FULL 180 LIKE INSTANTLY SO IDK WHY IM SURPRISED BUT PLEAZE USE THAT BRAIN MUSCLE WHICH I KNOW U HAVE, FFS. HAVE U NOT BEEN LISTENING TO WHAT ITACHI HAS BEEN FUCKING SAYING?

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. NARUTO IS THE MOST FUCKING EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT PERSON IN THIS GODDAMN SHOW.

[xynoford]

Glad you getting back into writing and remember to take care of yourself. But this idea popped into my head which was imagine ftm sub Steven grant who came back from Mr knight business with his suit still on. Reader then gets the idea to fuck him with his batons till he physically can't cum no more.-🥭

Thank youu <3 and goddamn the asks that you send😍😍

Also this is more aftercare than sex. I was in a soft mood today so I just prolonged the aftercare part. Aftercare is important❤️

Also x2 I didn’t check for any spelling mistakes so sorry in advance if there is any in this one.

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You were laying on your boyfriends bed, waiting for him to come home. You had already cooked dinner and didn’t have anything else to do except waiting for him. He was already late and you were starting to worry about him. Just as you picked up your phone from the floor to clear off your mind, you heard a click from the front door. You got out of your bed to welcome him into the house with a loving hug and a kiss like you always did. He was taking off his shoes when you reached the door but something was different. “Oh..” you said realizing he didn’t take his suit off this time. As soon as his shoes were off he went for his usual hug and kiss from you. “Welcome home baby!” you said with a wider smile than usual. The ideas were starting to crawl their way into your brain. He let out a pleased moan into your neck, which only made the things worse for you. “You left your suit on?” you asked. “Mhm I thought you’d like it… Did you?” he answered with another question. “Oh yea I loved it..” you answered with a darker tone to your voice as you gripped his hips tightly. “I bet you’re so tired.. Let me take you to our bed so you can rest~”

“o-OhhH! Ff-uck baby— It’s too mmucchh!” he whined as you rubbed his clit in an unbelievable speed. His thighs were trembling in your hold and he moaned your name. “I-I’m gunna cu-UM!” he yelled as his cum leaked out of him. When he was finished you got up from the bed and opened the first drawer to get a fresh bottle of lube. He was watched you with curious eyes as you walked up to the side table to the couch and grabbed one of his batons before getting on the bed again. You popped open the cap of the lube and put a generous amount on your palm before smearing it all over the top of the baton. His eyes widened as he realized what you were about to do. “D-Darling wait-! It won’t fit! Ple-“ he was cut off as you lined the baton up to his pussy and pushed the tip in. Tears started running down his cheeks when you got it halfway in. You were at least 8 inches in at this point and he was sobbing. You knew you couldn’t get it all in so you decided on an above average length to fuck him with. “Shh shh darling… I know it hurts but it’s gonna feel amazing in a few minutes… Just hang in there for me ‘kay?” he nodded as you started whispering praises in his ear, pushing up the baton more and more in him. When you finally got it all in you waited for him to get used to the length in him. As you were waiting you made sure to kiss his tears away and mutter praises in his neck, making him melt in your arms. When he gave you the cue to move you started slowly pumping it in him. Oh you loved the little gasps and whimpers it got out of him. You slowly got faster and faster making his whimpers and moans louder. Your free hand slowly crawled its way onto one of his pecs. You quickly started to pinch and rub his nipple, making him grind onto the baton. “o-OH FuCKK~! I’m gunna c-cum—“ he whined as his thighs started quivering. You enjoyed seeing him like this. Your kiss on his neck was what drove him over the edge. He came with a loud moan of your name, his hands gripping on the bedsheets as his eyes shut tightly. You helped him ride his high as he continued grinding on the baton. When it was over he waited for you to stop but you didn’t. He was now looking at your eyes with his widened ones. “Oh baby.. Did you think that I was going to be satisfied with just one?” you asked smirking at him.

You gripped his tear stained cheek and kissed it lightly. “One more baby. Only one more… Shhh.. I know you can do it baby” you said with a reassuring smile on your face. He was sobbing now, eyes puffy from crying so much. He was hugging your waist as he laid down, face buried in your chest. He couldn’t even get out coherent words as his brain turned into mush. He screamed out your name as he came on the baton one last time before completely collapsing on your thighs. You waited for him to calm down before pulling the baton out of him slowly and laid it on the nightstand. He looked at you with half lidded eyes as you gently lifted him up. There was only signs of pure adoration in your eyes as you looked at him. You laid Steven down on the bed before getting up to run a bath for both of you. Your plans were interrupted when Steven grabbed onto your arm, catching your attention. “Don’t go..” he whispered to you. You leaned down to kiss him on the lips before saying “I’m gonna be back to get you baby I’ll just run a warm bath. Wait a bit for me ‘kay?” He just nodded lazily at your words as you left the room.

You came back a few minutes later with a glass of cool water and a cookie you made hours ago. You sat him up on the bed before kneeling down and giving him a long sip from the glass. You knew he could drink it himself but you decided to support it from the bottom just to be safe. When he finished half of the glass he pulled away and you put the glass on the floor. You got the cookie and he took a few bites out of it before putting the remaining part down on the plate. You wiped his mouth and picked him up carefully. When your reached the bathtub you first checked the water to make sure it was not too hot nor too cold. You then got out of your remaining clothes anf gently put your lover into the tub before going in behind him. You were lucky your tub was quite big -enough to fit two or maby three people in-. You hugged him from behind and he laid his head on your shoulder. “Thank you..” he muttered. “I should be the one saying that baby.. You were so good for me.” you said hugging him tighter. You sighed. “I’m the luckiest man ever to have you as my boyfriend baby..” you landed a peck on his cheek. His face was a shade of red that you loved on him as he looked away, avoiding your eyes. “I love you darling” you muttered into his neck. “I love you too..” he whispered back to you.

[joyswonderland1108]

FFS!!

So all is well and really not even TL being so sure the person in the video was Emma Corrin (I believed that too shame on you for lying to me TL 😭🤡) BUT..

Tell me why the fuck are not only the homophobes unleashed but also the cult giving us all secondhand embarrassment with the way they act.. Keep your delusions away from other people especially other celebrities or BTS member's family ffs!!!!!!

How do you just go under Holland's live and comment that, like.. That is so fucking disrespectful!! You're not being considerate to anyone there, not to Holland not to Tae nor JK, actually not to the whole Queer community!

It took Holland a lot of courage to come out as a gay man knowing damn well how conservative and homophobic his country can be and you're over here just mindlessly throwing out there if he believes in your ship like.. ?!?!!!

And you can feel that he's hurt because you're over here talking about a gay relationship as if it was the easiest thing out there in SK to out, as if Holland wouldn't have any morals to keep someone's queer relationship a secret if he ever came to know about it.

Do people no longer use their brains? Not even a fraction of it? I can't even tell you how fucking embarrassing that is, i cringed so bad it physically hurt FUCK!!

Can JK just have a peaceful album release? PLEASE???? GODDAMN!!

[dailyautophagy]

I have off tomorrowwwwwwwsa

we all do probably but

it doesn’t feel like Saturday to me

I’m a big fan of that lol

I don’t have a ramble in me but imma force one out because

This Tom papa special is pretty good but i don’t wanna give my undivided attention to it

He is making jokes about food influencing your behavior and mood and I know he makes his own bread cause I listen to him on podcasts lol and he is just good at his job and doesn’t preach to people he just does good jokes that might make people think twice before eating a bag of cool ranch Doritos because a while after you want to kill yourself a lil

I think I typed that 5 hours ago and then i came back to this to ramble more and then tumblr did a crash and it didn’t save the rambles after this ramble (sad, because decent lol)

there are four married men at my work that go out of their way to be nice to me and like not other people and just

why

i mean know why (and no I ain’t gonna touch it) but like why do they think that’s okay lol are they just being nice out of pity

I know it is not ideal to be aware of motivation existing for every and all things but like it does and therefore no these people are not just being nice to be nice there is a reason

There’s always a reason for everything even if it’s not a good one or

Like I don’t know the reason we evolved brains that are painfully aware of our imminent death but I know there IS ONE lol

I know a lot of the reasons for things now, health issue things, sadnesses and such

Don’t pretend being depressed is just part of life and it won’t be / I think therefore I am / if you say you can you will & if you say you can’t you’re right /

You get it

I am tired

I want to cum

I need to drink water

We’re all the same really lol

The thing about ants not tryna leave the boundaries when someone draws circles around them and then showing all the BORDERS OF COUNTRIES like I get it lol but we need them at this point because without them the places that suck will trickle into the places that are nice - if we had started with no borders everyone would be the same maybe lol or dead

I know nothing John snow don’t fucking listen to me

You can actually :/ i do know a lot of things and it’s not like hidden secret knowledge it’s just not ever addressed lol because guess what’s easier? Popping pills

I don’t like that about the world

It card to find someone without a prescription lol even I smoke weed ffs that kinda counts plant or not

The only person raw dawging life is ….no one.

Find me someone not drinking caffeine and not prescribed anything. I thought did but he sneaks cans of Coca Cola and has prescriptions now (cause he didn’t take care of his damn body)

AND NOW IT IS 3AM

It’s three am I must be lonelyyyy

No it’s actually 411 according the the fucking alarm clock this asshole downstairs is sleeping through lol it’s set for 405 so even I didn’t hear it for a whole 6 minutes .. but I’m not IN THAT ROOM LIKE HE IS. Idk how people sleep through loud noises like that lol DRUGS?!?

I mean dude makes almost 1000 a week and I take 300 because life is expensive and this isn’t a goddamn homeless shelter but he’s somehow always poor lol which like how - I’m buying the groceries

Which I forgot I said if I had to pay for them I wasn’t going to be also preparing all his meals like you want a slave you gotta stock my shit lol

But last night he was napping (last night aka like 5pm yesterday) so I went in the kitchen WHERE I BELONG to make dinner and put dishes away and I made rice (which just requires patience like you gotta wash the rice and then let it boil - I do a cup of rice almost 2 TBSP of oil and 1/2 tsp salt and 1.75 C water and I hate American measurements lol I think that was one way they tried to fuck up our ability to use food as medicine. Cause back in the Florence nightingale time (and location) they had recipes we prolly never even heard of. Remedies and recipes

I get so mad now when people don’t understand that our own body is responsible for our own healing and you just gotta it the right conditions lol like definitely SET broken bones and definitely antibiotics have saved lives but MOST things most illnesses and even most diseases are within our realm of fixing. You don’t need doctors. We didn’t evolve from cavemen because doctors existed. I’d venture to argue that doctors now do more harm than good. Granted we are not taught the things or given the tools to know how to fix ourselves lol but like the truth is out there man lol

Seriously though I wish I found Barbara O’Neill when I was in school. I graduated highschool in 2008 and dropped out of college after people started dying from pills and getting their drugs laced with fentanyl lol but alas my career didn’t require it.. despite everyone else I work with having a college degree.. So LOL at them.

I’d be in legitimate debt instead of just bad at money

Also I swear to fucking god these assholes are going to make me take my days off around Christmas so I don’t get all the OT again lol

Trust me, your omnipotent creator doesn’t get offended by words, and since I’m not a believer like that I’m not actually using the lords name in vain or whatever the fuck …. Wait yes I am because I am using it in an empty or meaningless way … I always thought it meant thinking like “this is gods fault” and being so disappointed by god you then curse him

I don’t know

Spiritual, yes. Religious, no. Religion is responsible for all the wars. And those imaginary lines we decided were worth killing people over. I mean now it’s too late the lines are necessary because some countries are shit holes and some are not but maybe if we had never segregated ourselves we wouldn’t be so different from eachother but TOO LATE what’s done is done and now I don’t want people imported from other hemispheres and TBH neither do their gut biomes you’re supposed to eat the food indigenous to your area lol that’s why I can fuck with everything apples forever like I wasn’t raised on milk I was raised on apple cider lol AND IVE NEVER BROKEN A BONE I’ve really fucked up my elbows and tailbone but nothing to my knowledge ever broke perhaps teeny tiny fractures and for sure bruises but never casts never snaps 🤞 I hope I hope I hope the universe never makes me / I never do anything to warrant that karma lol my brain is the mob btw if I disrespect the order of the world instant karma and thus far it (my karma) has been eerily accurate

If I’m mean or do a rude thing, something bad happens to me lol usually nothing too serious but low key (so low key I would never actually say this to humans esp my sister) but I think my XL abortion is why I don’t have parents - which I know is like not how cancer works lol I know they grew that shit over so many years and it was a direct result of their lifestyle / dietary choices - but yet I still feel that(low key) if I had had that baby they would not be dead.

And that’s a weird way to feel.

But I don’t think there’s anything after this lol because I think energy gets recycled but not SOULS or whatever makes us have a spark of electricity in every cell. Salt water I guess lol shits crazy

There’s so many layers to health and once you realize the building blocks matter

Like do people not liken it to gas grades and cars

Put premium in your body it is worth it and ultimately over time regular will fuck up the engine

Our body our cells our mf dna is made up of what we eat lol well it’s actually nucleotides but NUTRITION AFFECTS HOW WE MAKE NUCLEOTIDES and therefore our dna BUT we cannot change our chromosomes and we cannot fully detox from an mRNA vaccine lol

I should go back to sleep lol

I want to brag about famous people living near me and being on my ro…can’t even say that lol as I don’t wanna dox myself or career

If you know my job don’t fucking tell people please lol they don’t need to know

Suffice it to say that I only own a home because my parents are dead and not because my career is a real money maker lol but

See can’t even brag about the benefits without basically doxing

Doxing is a such a faggot word lol

And concept tbh like mind your business troll

I hope every human responsible for the squirrel euthanized in NEW YORK okay caps gets mugged Or assaulted Or like some not death but like a physically painful thing happen to them because what the fuck is wrong with you lol you did this because you were “concerned”? Well now it’s dead, are you happy? Nothing to be “concerned” about. Fucking disgusting. And obviously voting for Kamala so like

The type of people who are voting blue blindly are the type of people who can’t mind their own business and need the tv to tell them what to believe

Also imagine setting a ballot box on fire and genuinely believing you’re on the right side of history

You don’t have to like trump personally but you do have to respect the fact that millions of us do and we literally elected him to be a presidential candidate despite the television programming everyone to hate him - we don’t watch news lol maybe someone watch fox but like I do think most of us don’t even have cable anymore like

Now tis 6am and I am still not back asleep lol but it’s not dark anymore so I might have to stay awake

I love my nails and I’m so grateful for the glass files the pretty blonde one told me about (I mean I think I knew they existed but I didn’t use them lol) and my nails like so useful so strong so GOOD FOR PICKING MY FACE which is BAD lol I can’t not pick my face I hate this for me

Like I’m probably better off touching my phone cause then I’m not picking my face lol but being perpetually on tumblr feels like not a good thing but also it is the best way to not spend money lol not shopping online OR FIND US IN THE APP or whatever something about capital letters in advertising always made me feel like a robot was yelling at me

Rumble is the best way to watch Barbara I always just listened on SoundCloud whilst at work but the viewing of her and the white board is a much different experience lol not hugely better but a little better

Seinfeld and laying with bobo

Bison steaks!!! I forgot they are amazing and ground bison burgers are kind of not lol so just be aware

I think they’re less fucked with than cows but it’s possible that’s just wishful thinking

End ramble heavy eye shallow breaths maybe i will see you inn the dream world WHO WHO WHO WHO what are you an owl lol sometimes i want to say things just

To be able to make a joke after

And sometimes

I can’t stop wanting

To fix my teeth they are not okay on the bottom like I’m gorgeous my smile is gorgeous but if I talk you can see the bottom teeth are not good and i want it fixed i want it fixed i bought the things to fix them one time and then i did not do it i just used the ugh no doxing me it was like I didn’t truly feel I paid for the jawns?? I assume that’s why i had the gall to waste almost 2k like that

They are useless at this point like my teeth didn’t just go back to how they were before that would be too convenient they’re a new type of screwy now

Whatever I don’t know why I’d use the same people imma prolly try… not byte lol cause I already did byte

But I don’t want one I gotta go to dentist for ever like if I was willing to sit in those chairs and breath those gross airs every month 🤷‍♀️

Okay lay down sleepy lol

[magnus-the-maqnificent]

Hate when people on tiktok/Instagram and heck even tumblr counteract “Jace and Clary aren’t really siblings so it wasn’t incest” with “yeah but there’s still a weird and creepy incest arc between Clary and Sebastian” as if it’s some gotcha moment and thus proves that Cassie is some incest-obsessed weirdo but like… that’s literally the point?

The whole thing with Clary and Sebastian is SUPPOSED to be weird and creepy cause Sebastian is a goddamn predator ffs. There was no “romance” between them - Sebastian’s feelings towards Clary were not only completely unreciprocated but also unwarranted. Nowhere in the series does Clary see him in a romantic light - even BEFORE she knew they were siblings.

What’s that? You felt icky reading it? Well congrats that’s the point!! It’s a fucking horror story about a guy who wants to rape his little sister. Maybe sit down for a moment and think about WHY it made you feel icky and you’ll realise that it’s the whole rapey predator aspect and not the incest aspect.

(And sure, maybe the incest part too, but there’s a hugeass difference between say, a consensual incestous relationship (think Ugly Love by CoHo which, ironically, is a favourite of the same tiktokers who haaaate tmi) and a non-consensual predatory incestous relationship. Use your brain.)

[protosymphonette]

apparently I shouldn’t ask you your fallout 4 opinions? Now I want to ask you your fallout 4 opinions :)

i warned you about my fo4 opinions bro. i told you dog.

most of these are like. technical and story related. bee tee dubs

ok under cut because i have a lot to say and most of it is TOXIC because i LOVE TO COMPLAIN

listen. listen. i have a lot of feelings about this game. most of them aren't very good. so lets start with the ones that are mostly positive.

i think a thing fo4 did really well was the companions. a lot of their arcs are more realized than the other fo games (despite the fact that 2 of them don't even have full names, but i digress), they have more unique voicelines... and being able to romance them doesn't hurt either. honestly, half the reason i found myself willing to continue playing the game was getting all of the companion questlines and such. i also like how connected it was to fo3 character (like with li, maccready, maxson) and storywise (the institute, railroad, synths), made me feel Smart for getting the references. the way weapons... work? i guess is the best term? is also pretty decent- though the more advanced display hurts my eyes whenever i use energy weapons (which is always because they are the only guns worth using in any fo game)

i'll probably add more positives as i go, but- now time for parts of the game that i don't particularly enjoy... i don't like how many gameplay changes they made. like with the perks and special system (why would they change it. why remove skills?? why start all special stats at 1? the removal of skills really gets me; like, they were a more tangible and easier way to recognize what, well, SKILLS you had and just removing them entirely makes no sense) and the pip boy ui (WHY did they make holotapes go into general "misc" as opposed to having their own "notes" section??? you use holotapes like 40x more often in this game why. what the hell todd) the weapons and armor system irks me too, somewhat- the fact that once you progress to a point in the game in which you are like, unable to see if an armor/weapon is better than what you have because of all of the goddamn superfluous adjectival modifiers. i wish single piece armors were more practical- the mix-and-match nature of the new armor system is... i don't mean to be like, petty, but its Fugly. i know it's the wasteland but, DAMN, my guy's fit is trash! there are too many modifiers to armor, too, i feel. like, ballistic v energy v whatever damage resistance... all i want to know is if this thing is better than this thing, and you're tellin me it is SOMETIMES but not all the times? my iddy biddy pea brain came here to have FUN and SHOOT not to think about strategy in armor. tldr for my technical qualms with this game: they shouldn't have changed allat. it was great and fun as was.

storywise i don't... to put it succinctly, i don't like this game's story. it's boring to me. i don't necessarily care about my son, or my spouse, with the 5 minutes i spent with them during the tutorial and the "hey honey!" holotape you gave me is doing nothing to change that in any way. also, while on the subject of spouses, the game tries SO HARD to railroad (heh heh) you into being the male sole survivor- he NARRATES the damn intro ffs (and replacing the legend ron perlman is a crime which can never be forgiven) AND is a veteran (combat+power armor experience) and nora... is a lawyer? a job in which it would make no sense for her to already have power armor training or experience with weapons. (oatus the power armor ui is fucking ugly and gross too and i've literally never used it outside its introduction with the minutemen because of this) i think the fact that i don't give 2 shits about my son is why the institute is soooooo dry to me. like, why am i supposed to side with these assholes? because my son who is an old man is, what, their dad? or something? (also shaun being the gen 3 synths "father" and you being able to romance a whole slew of gen 3 synths is... weird, plainly put) also the factions are just boring to me. like no flavor at all. i don't want to bring up Beautiful Golden Child New Vegas (but i do) but like... obsidian did the "choose a faction" thing a whole helluva lot better. like i don't really give a shit at all about any of the stakes or factions within fo4 like even a little bit all i care about is my Guys who are my Friends and we Kill People Together.

also this is like very petty and opiniony but i don't like how good the graphics are i feel like fallout is a game franchise meant to look a little shitty

tldr; fallout 4 would be such a good game if it was a good game

[heytheredelulu]

✨WIP Wednesday✨

I was tagged by @flowersforbucky to post a snippet from my current WIP. I’m actually on a break from writing FF so here’s a snippet from a chapter in my book I’m hoping to self publish next year. We are currently in a very rough draft stage. 😅

“Damn, Jay got you good this time.”

“Shut the fuck up, Michael.” I growl at my cell mate, falling backwards onto my cot. Once the comment slips from my mouth I immediately feel remorse for it. Mike’s a good guy, he’s had my back since I transferred in from juvenile detention and he shouldn’t have to take the brunt of my anger just because he happens to be the closest available person to take it out on. I scrub a hand down my face before offering my hands up in apology. “Sorry, Mike. That wasn’t-”

“Nah, I get it, it’s cool.” He replies, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed over his chest. His expression softens and gives away the impression he really isn’t offended, despite his body language.

Mike flashes me a sympathetic smile, flipping his dark, overgrown hair back off his face. I can’t help but shake my head every time he does that goddamn hair flip. His entire physical appearance screamed ‘punk’, from his hair to his stretched earlobes that hung oblong without plugs since they were confiscated in processing. If I had ever run into Mike on the outside we definitely wouldn’t have been friends. Then again, I probably would have never run into him in the first place, since he likely spent his time hanging out at the docks of a shitty midwest mall, smoking trash marijuana in a Green Day t-shirt and dirty Chucks while drinking Four Lokos that he lifted from a Circle K.

But as I learned on the inside, you take your friends when you can get them. I stopped making assumptions based on appearance from pretty much my first day here, as I learned relatively quickly that people don’t fit the stereotypical build for their crimes; especially the particularly fucked up crimes. Those guys look so normal that it’s a daily reminder that monsters really do walk among us as men.

“I scored some smokes, I’m happy to share.” He offers as if that’s supposed to make me feel better and it was all a part of his master plan to cheer me up after having my eyebrow split in half. “I don’t smoke.” I reply, staring up at the ceiling.

“Maybe you should start.”

“And maybe you should stop.” I counter and he barks out a laugh, raking a hand through his hair. “We all got our vices, man. At least mine’s harmless.”

“It’ll kill you.”

“I’m already dead inside.”

Okay, he’s not punk, he’s a goddamn emo.

“I really am, you know.” He says quietly in my lack of reply and I close my eyes so he can’t see me roll them. I’m really not in the mood for an unsolicited therapy session. I know Mike’s torn up from his crime but does he have to lay it on so fucking thick?

Oh woe is me, to have seen what I have seen, to see what I see!

There’s some irony in the fact that I of all people would immediately think up a Hamlet quote in response to Mike’s recurring self-pity.

I’d like to think it’s because it’s fresh in my mind due to the lack of variety in reading materials in prison and not some strange parallel my brain is trying to establish. I certainly hope that as the son who carried out a revenge murder I don’t create a domino effect that causes myself and those around me to descend into madness.

I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw.

Jesus Christ, Jay must’ve hit me harder than I’d thought.

💋 Sj

No pressure tags: @lokisgoodgirl @drabblesandsnippets @targaryenvampireslayer @mrs-illyrian-baby @thezombieprostitute @sarahowritesostucky @longlivedelusion

[votaeto]

sorry I can be rude if you start it, I will be kind if you give the same vibe.

attacking someone’s acc when they’re literally not for you is just fucking dumb please use your goddamn brain and scroll the fuck away if you dislike the content, the internet works that way ffs it’s not a secret you can find the weirdest shit in this place so don’t act all dumb and “oh my god you’re a sinner and your content is bad!” Idgaf that’s the thing, it’s not for you and it’s fine by me so get the fuck out

Yeah I won’t let it slide if you’re going to be rude to my moots too. Like, don’t be fucking dumb rn, if you dislike the content just fucking swipe away and block??? fck u doing telling ppl what to do and post?? The damn app doesn’t tell them to stop either so who are u to tell them what to do mfs

Imagine being so retard that the only thing u do is to go to ppl’s blog and send hates bc u dislike the contents. can’t relate.

[milkinmoose]

Your comments being turned off really shows how much of a snowflake you are to criticsm. 😊

Having your entire blog based on M/rston really shows the kind of person you are, I sure hope you don’t have siblings lol. I’m tired of seeing you freaks on Tumblr, on Pinterest, every. Fucking. Were,. And then you all acting fucking oppressed when you’re confronted???

I blockes you, I still see your art. I came for fucking Charthur and your freaky asses show up on my feed. For a while I thought you all stopped but no???? More show up. More. Not only do I have to deal with the fucking M*rballs and V*ndermusty shippers crawling out of the walls, but I come back and see M*rton shippers back at it. Fucking kys tf????

one, my comments aren't off honey bunches get your fucking facts right before talking to me 😊 also get educated with your yee yee ass typing and spelling. like fr you type like you're at gunpoint and shaking like a little woosey crybaby shitting your silly little clown pants

anyways, getting cereal.

I've seen your sorry lazy fat fucking ass copying and pasting towards other Morston creators, how unoriginal. i bet your response to that though would be "oH i HaVE nO tImE tO BE OrIGInAl wITh yOU" like every other person who supports Charthur 😋 most of you lot are snobby, defensive and extremely fucking racist whether you like it or not. get. your. facts. right. some of you complain about people drawing him skinny and fit? ffs he's canonically fit.

most people also draw him taller than Arthur? and larger? he's not. check his height comparison to Arthur. in game, they're around the same height, and the discussion is still on for his EXACT height, but i think he's between 5/11 to 6/1. all of you who make him a fucking mammoth are the racists stereotyping him for this massive black Indian man. disrespectfully, fuck you for massacring that beautiful man. 😊

idk what else to say anyways im losing brain joos soooo ima start getting silly teheheh

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS MRBALLS???? IM CRYING WHATTTT IS THAT THE NAME OF YOUR TRANSGENDER TESTICLES???? IMAGINE LOOKING DOWN AT YOUR DICK AND GOING "goodmorning MrBalls 😊" UNIRONICALLY

IM ON THE FLOOR BRO FUCKING WHEEZING LIKE GODDAMN PEPPA PIG RN YOU DUMBASS CHARTHUR SHIPPERS ARE SO FUNNY WHEN YOURE OFFENDED OR SEE SUMN YOU DONT LIKE 😭😭😭

I LOVE HOW YOU ALSO SENT THIS TO MULTIPLE MORSTON SHIPPERS???? LIKE TF POSSESSED YOU AND MADE MADE YOU TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO BLABBER SHIT WE DONT CARE ABOUT TO US

also crawling through walls is my favourite pass time, and it's where i have all my adventures with Barry, the paraplegic rat, and Sally, the overweight snail

FYI, for you snowflakes, the last half was just shit post. please don't take it personally and cry

thank you for reading whoever actually did read this far without shitting yourself from being offended. whoever is actually a chill Charthur shipper though, this is not directed at you. it's directed at the assholes who make Arthur hyperfeminine or Charles transgender 😊

have a good day to the nice people in the world i love you all <3

[styrmwb]

Favorite Final Fantasy Music (FFXIV - A Realm Reborn)

something something critically acclaimed mmo something something IT'S THE SECOND FF MMO BABYYYYYYYYY!!!! This game is what really started my personal FF renaissance, as I really only played a couple games growing up and watched a lot of them being played, but this is what activated my brain. It was all downhill from the moment I logged into Limsa. If you're reading this, you're on the internet. You know people love this game, you know people won't shut up about this game, and it's for good reason! This game fucks! And you know what helps this game fuck? Its soundtrack fucks!!! XIV has the big dog himself Masayoshi Soken take over as the music director, and my man is god's gift to earth (as well as the rest of the XIV music team who's names are harder to find and credit but I know they're there and they're putting their whole fantussy into it). Like XI, I cannot do this game justice putting it into one list since it's basically multiple games in one, so I will be making lists per expansion again (and that still feels like it's doing it dirty this list was so hard). Let's get started with the definitely first part of this game (no there's no other part what huh) and have me share my favorite ARR songs :)

5. On Westerly Winds Ohhhhh my god. This was probably the first song that really caught my attention when I first started playing the game, which a first area should do! I love La Noscea and this song is half of the reason why. Something about that first melody and the sound of the strings; it's amazing. This song goes through multiple different phases. The intro feels grand, starting off your adventure, then it feels like you're running around the hills of Middle La Noscea; then it feels like a party in a tavern, people loudly cheering and having fun and toasting their barrel mugs of mead, finally calming down in a windy, spiraling, chaotic way to move to something befitting the night, with this amazing mystical finale turning into the sun rising and starting the song over. This song DEFINES La Noscea and the people's lives in it. Musically, I love the percussion, I love the strings, I love the bagpipes, I love the choir towards the end; this song was the first hook that this game put in my head.

4. Dawn of a New Era The only reason that this song is not higher, is that it's Too Goddamn Short. One minute long. But this one minute? Pure emotion. Pure joy. This is the song that plays at the end of the ARR cinematic trailer, but also at the end of the campaign. This song is both a finale, but also as it says, a dawn, a new beginning. The short, plucky start building you up, letting the dialogue occur or to put you back into place after some massive, world ending event. Then the horns come in blasting cheer at you, and one of the most fun bass tracks I've ever heard. The choir shouts at you with the main theme of the entire series, the orchestra plays the prelude, and the entire song plays off with the fucking victory theme. Every single sound in this entire song is amazing, and the way it's composed, the emotion behind the melodies in game, but also for the series as a whole, this is triumph and victory incarnate. When I heard them use this melody later on in Myths of the Realm? Dude I swear I teared up at every song. I still tear up at this song when I hear it. WHY CAN'T IT BE LONGER GODDAMMIT I PUT IT ON LOOP LIKE 7 TIMES BEFORE I'M SATISFIED

3. Through the Maelstrom LEVIATHAN, LEVIATHAN! LEVIATHAN, LEVIATHAN! My favorite summon. My favorite primal. This song is absolutely perfect for what it is, while keeping that rock that XIV is now known for. I can't really explain it, but the guitar riffs SOUND like a storm at sea. They sound like violent, crashing waves. The lyrics are coming straight from the Sahagin chanting and praying for their lord; "Endless! Send us! Breathless! Deathless! Restless! Test us! Tend us! Mend us!", this song sounds like everything is going against you, both the weather and the people all around you. As a song? IT FUCKING ROCKS. The rhythm of the whole thing is a headbanger, and my absolute favorite part is right after the second loop of the chorus, the SWELL, YE SEAS OF OLD section (this is so much easier to place specific parts with the lyrics), it sounds like a modernized surf rock jam, the lyrics are really fun to sing along to (once you understand them), and it's just an absolute joy. I wish this song played the entire time so it made farming all the Leviathan weapons less painful. (WHITE FUUUUURYYYYYYY, BLINDING INDIGOOOOOOOOO)

2. Under the Weight Can you tell I'm a Limsa Lominsa bitch? All of my favorite songs come from this area lmao. I feel like this spot really goes to every song in Titan's fight; On Westerly Winds was where the soundtrack hooked me, but Under the Weight is where I realized this soundtrack was Built Different. Heavy rock in my fantasy RPG? What the fuck??? The heavy drums throughout the entire song, the guitar rocking out, and the vocals screaming and chanting at you, this song is a headbanger through and through, but shows you the intensity of this fight. Kobolds all around you jumping and beating their fists, chanting for their god while Titan slams and knocks you around. This song sounds like an earthquake, and I mean, come on, rock for the rock monster? Absolutely yes. I feel like I'm bouncing for the whole song, with the way the drums beat, but also when the lyrics go solo, saying more than just the "BOWDOWNOVERDWELLER TITAN!", and those are definitely my favorite parts. I also love midway through, with the echoey fading out yelling to the really cool like, pipey sounding guitar. I feel like I'm just gonna keep repeating myself, but it's not hard to see why this song is so amazing. (INTO THE DARK OF AN ENDLESS NIGHT WHERE THE PULSE OF THE LAND OFFERS NO RESPITE)

1. Tempest I feel like everyone knows Under the Weight, it's mandatory content. We all know how good that song is. But you know what not as many people have done? The Binding Coils of Bahamut. This is the song of the final boss in the Second Coils, aka the fight against the main villain of the game leading up to Bahamut exploding everything. This song is also one of the few XIV songs that Uematsu did, and it feels like he took the soul of IX and brought it into the modern era. It has the rock, it has the synth, it even has the souls of the damned again! The intro is incredible, with the heavy hits and the guitar riffs alongside the SHHHHHEEEEEWWWWWWWW synth sounds. The piano/organ playing off right before the song hard stops, bringing in these haunting wails and the classic "Hear. Feel. Think" Hydaelyn chant; then it goes hard again. The drums slam. The guitars shred. The terror truly begins. The song builds up further and further with one of my favorite synth sounds EVER. This sounds like you're facing off against an absolutely demonic evil (which you are!), and the wailing coming back playing along side everything???? DUDE. HOLY FUCK. The build up in this whole song goes absolutely insane, but when it actually starts going is incredible too. I've pretty much already said my praises for every instrument used in this song, and the rest is just going to be me repeating it. I love all the melodies, I love the heavy off beats, and I just love the jamming from both the rock and techno ends. This is The Black Mages all over again.

Honorable mentions go to (there's gonna be so many in all these lists): Torn from the Heavens, Hard to Miss, Fallen Angel, Reflections, Ultima, Spiral, Fury, Rise of the White Raven, Thunder Rolls, Oblivion, and Primogenitor.

[befuddledmackem]

I was tagged by @todayiwrotenothing to post ten songs and tag some other people. I refuse to actively tag people because my anxiety spiked when I thought about it (ffs) but rest assured that if you're reading this I'd love to know what's been rattling around in your head recently!

No rules were given, so I've just picked songs that I've caught myself singing recently.

Inkpot Gods by The Amazing Devil (honestly, I'm yet to find a song of theirs that I don't like, but this has been my shower song of choice lately - see also Blossoms by them)

Daytona Sand by Orville Peck ("It's not that I don't care / it's just hard to make a plan" hits me hard, also that voice tho)

Thick as Thieves by The Jam (my brain just latches onto "we're no longer as thick as thieves / no we're not as thick as we used to be" and repeats it in an endless, maddening loop.)

Supernatural by Barns Courtney (another shower concert banger. I also love the acoustic version. A wailed "Yeah, I must be outta my mind" goes through my head multiple times a day.)

My Silver Lining by First Aid Kit (Pretty voices, innit?)

A Case of You by Joni Mitchell ("I could drink a case of you, darling / and I would still be on my feet" my heart!)

Good Life by Shayfer James (this is a fucking bop. Another song in the shower concert line up. I first heard it through a Disco Elysium animatic which used it perfectly. Spoilers though!)

Handshakes by Do Nothing (Another song I like to wail along to)

Obstinate Brain by Päter (This is such a bop and also describes my own relationship with my goddamn brain so well.)

Riverboat Shanty by Emily Axford (ELDERMOURNE MY BELOVED. The first time I heard this I was crying at the Eldermourne finale, on a bench, in public, and let me tell you, this song did not help the situation re: tears.)

[chainlxnk]

SLIP??????

The way slip got all stutter-y when he pulled out the surprise feast for peter was so cuuttteeee

i'm so glad that Mag is dead bc if he wasn't i'd want to murder his so bad

"if that isn't home, where is? I dont think i've answered that yet, it feels like I never will."

Slip is not very good at this whole comforting people thing is he lmao

"our emotions are mostly silly, that doesn't make them any less real" AAAAAAAAAAAAA

ahhhhhh Nureyev sounds so mad at Juno :(

"I couldn't think of a single goddamn thing worth saying"

MY HEARRRRTTTTTTT

the whispered argument is so funn-

"i do not want to see you anymore juno" wait huh wait wait wait wait no wait what

I am actually literally crying rn

"then it over between us, you hear me juno? over." He is being so fucking harsh

"look at this face! is this the face of a guy you'd want to see dead? cause I wouldn't be nearly as pretty dead. ...... Nureyev?"

"Unlesss....." "NO unless!"

"Rita. well thank goodness someone with a brain was involved in this travesty" god he's being so meannn

"is this making any sense? would you like me to go slower?" I love when Juno is a sarcastic ass. he's certainly gonna give as good as he gets

"Then it hit me like a mega heifer that i'd probably never get to see him do that again" I'm gonna fucking sob

"it would be my fault, and i didn't think I could live with that. SO i decided to die with it instead." FFS JUNO

RITA'S CACKLE OHMY GOD

her calling them out for bickering non-stop lmao

"nevermind i found the perfect thing!" *rock music starts blaring*

Juno going "ew no" when Rita asked if either of them had ever watched sports is so real

this whole zero-gravity fight thing sorta reminds me of that scene in the Arcane finale

"then I'm coming with you" "Juno-" "i'm coming with you"

"I just- i care about you. I worry about you." "You spend all your energy paddling to keep your head above water and you don't have any left to actually swim. But you can't paddle forever, and if you don't get to land eventually... you're gonna drown. I don't want that for you. So just know that whatever's on the other side of this door... I'll help you with it. I want to be a part of it. Because even if you never want to see me again... I want you to be okay." MOTHERFUCKER MY HEART

"Juno, get out of my way. Please." I'm gonna scream.

holy shit what oh my god

HOLYYY SHIITTTTTTTT

"I had no idea what he'd do. I only knew I'd be there to see it through" smth smth undying loyalty

they're killing me brutally

the way that brought tears to my eyes I was not okay "I do not want to see you anymore Juno" ILL JS DIE THEN??? everything went downhill so fast like can we slow down😭

[jaykayfictions]

My high-school worst enemy | Park Jimin ff part 9.

summary: Park Jimin was a jerk and you hated him your entire time in high school, but what happens when he isn't the asshole he appears to be?

genre: angst and fluff, enemies to lovers au.

warnings: swearing, a bit of violence and bullying.

author's note: sorry for the late update there's been a lot of school work lately. This chapter is extremely long, I'm sorry (＞﹏＜) it's where the interesting parts of the next chapter is built, just a fore warning it's not proof read so please pardon me for the mistakes you come across. Enjoy!

"So if you have 1 as the number rounded to one significant figure, the lower bound will be what?" He asked awaiting your answer. You blinked. Once, twice. But your head was blank, your brain couldn't process a single word he had said for the past ten minutes of the session. You were definitely not gonna choose maths as your major in uni. Hell nah. You kept trying to use his example as a guide but you always ended up getting stuck.

Your lips parted to tell him that you didn't understand but of course he already knew, so he beat you to it, causing you to close your mouth. It's 0.5 because 1 minus 0.5 is 0.5 and 1 plus 0.5 is 1.5....." he sighed "I know it's confusing but it'll come up many times in the exam so you have to be good at it. You really couldn't be frustrated especially when he volunteered; considering how desperate you are, you weren't gonna decline anyway.

But how could someone be so goddamn smart and hot as fuck at the same time? You were actually shocked and your jaw dropped to the ground when Jimin started writing complex equations down on a paper at the beginning of the lesson and then his glasses. His fucking glasses. It made him look so cute; like a nerd but a hot one. Who knew the 'hot' Park Jimin wore glasses? You really had a hard time focusing on his explanation, when he himself was a distraction.

His veiny hands, sharp jawline, pouty, pink and plum lips- you actually wondered how they would feel against yours; soft or thick? Before whacking yourself for your indecent thoughts- his muscular thighs and flexing biceps, his hair, ruffled from him running his hands through it constantly. Goodness you, he was a full package. You spent most of your time ogling him.

"I know you're wondering why it's 0.5 when in the first example it's 0.05...." He explained snapping you out of your thoughts. "The reason is because the first question is rounded to one decimal place while the second one is rounded to two decimal places. If it's two decimal places you divide 0.01 by 2 giving you 0.005, then you subtract 0.005 from 0.01 to get the lower bound and add 0.005 to 0.01 to get the upper bound." You looked like a helpless puppy, you had no clue about what Jimin was talking about and you froze trying to take in all the information at once but it felt like all he was saying was coming in through one ear and leaving through the other.

You were never gonna cheerlead ever again because you couldn't even understand what a fucking lower bound meant. You didn't mean to but it just happened.All the feelings of frustration and sadness had caused angry tears to spill from your eyes; curse the creator of the stupid subject, curse Ms. Lee for her brutal decision, and curse yourself for being so slow and dumb. If there was one thing you hated it was not being able to something.

''Hey,hey,hey. It's okay, let's take a break.'' He ushered softly, swiftly dropping his pen to bend down in front of you so you were the same height. (face to face with each other). ''No it's not okay, I'm shit at maths. I'm making things harder for you and m a complete mess!" U exclaimed, wiping your tears with the sleeves of your jumper before chocking on a sob.

''Did I say that though?'' He asked in such a soft and comforting tone that made you want to fall into his embrace. ''No.'' You mutter, lowering your gaze, avoiding eye contact with him, suddenly finding your jumper more interesting. ''Look at me.'' He whispered ''You looked up shyly and you knew the pink tint on your cheeks exposed your bashfulness. If he noticed he didn't point it out, maybe because it wasn't the right time.

He looked so serious and his eyes were filled with warmth and his lips were stretched in a small soft smile that caused your heart to flip over. ''Look, I understand, maths is not an easy subject and it sucks but you have to be better so you start cheer leading again....'' Just when you thought he was actually going to be very serious he- ''.....I don't wanna sound cocky but you'd be better with me tutoring you than any other person.'' -Jimin and his stupid egotistical smug self reappears; he's so annoying! Can't even live a day without hyping himself, but you found it funny. You laughed and his famous smug smile appears on his lips before becoming a grin.

''Besides, only me can keep up with your shit.'' You gasped dramatically and swatted his bicep, your reason for crying long forgotten. ''I still haven't thanked you, you know?'' You smile gratefully at him as he repositions himself in his chair. ''For what?'' ''For saving me the other day from Yeji and for helping me with this. I really appreciate it.'' You motioned your hands towards the books indicating that you were talking about him tutoring you.

''We're friends, aren't we?'' He smiled warmly. '' It's kinda funny though.'' You clacked your tongue. ''What's funny?'' He questioned. '' It's funny how you're protecting me when you used to be in their position before.'' You arched your brow, daring him to say something stupid or mutter a nasty and snarky comment in his head about why he hated you then, but of course he never failed to surprise you.

''I didn't bully you, no way that's classified as bullying. It's called picking on someone.'' He said smugly. He was being so cocky over a stupid justification. ''I like your confidence but isn't picking on someone the same as bullying?'' ''Whatever, I only did that because I thought you were cute when you were mad.'' He shrugged as if it was nothing. You literally felt your heart leap out of your chest at his words.

He thinks you're cute, Oh My Gosh! He thinks you're cute! You shy away from his gaze trying to hide the blush on your cheeks. Now it made sense of why he'd always egg you on just so you explode like a bomb with a scowl of an angry bird. This guy was doing things to you.

''I'm sorry about crying earlier....'' You meekly apologized ''I get really emotional at this time of the month.'' Your cheeks heated up. You were indirectly telling him that you were on your period and it's so freaking embarrassing, why did it slip out like that? You internally cringed, replaying your statement in your head. He must feel very uncomfortable.

''Oh.'' He mouthed. ''I understand,no need to apologize. You girls are strong I swear, I would literally kill myself if I woke up to see my cock bleeding and hurting as hell.'' He joked and of course you laughed but you knew he was serious and the grimace on his face was proof of it. ''How do you know it hurts?'' ''I have a sister you know? In case you've forgotten. I help her with her cramps and mood swings when she's on.'' He shrugged. ''Aawn you're such a caring brother.....'' You cooed finding the mental image cute.

''...Taehyun just asks why on earth God gifted him two sisters 'cause he can't handle our emotional baggage.'' You rolled your eyes. If anyone amongst your family had the most emotional baggage it would be Taehyun. His feelings are so messed up. You’re not surprised though, when he’s already a mess on a normal day.

It took you literally five months to convince him to confess to Yuna. At least he’s out of your hair now, too busy playing around with his girlfriend. “Wow, crazy.” His countenance in mild shock. “I know right.” You and Jimin somehow ended up having a random debate on which was the best sweetener; honey or maple syrup in which he won of course.

“Honey is naturally made from bees and is suitable for vegans and vegetarians, while maple syrup is just sugar in liquid form, so what’s your point?” He mocking asked already knowing he’s won. “I don’t care anymore, whatever.” You rolled your eyes for the nth time.

You walked him to the door and bid him goodbye. Your parents have met Jimin a couple of times even Jungkook’s sister Somi has seen him as well and she’s hell bent on getting you two to date as quick as possible and it’s kinda annoying how literally almost everyone-or in fact everyone you meet ship you both but it’s only attraction. Nothing else. There’s no spark, no crush, nothing apart from being regular friends; you really don’t know what they’re fussing about.

Walking-more like dragging your feet to detention was so infuriating. How are teachers so evil, stupid, smart and annoying as fuck at the same time? ''Every one makes mistakes, we're all human.'' They all say, yet they never admit that they're the ones at fault. Fuck Mrs. Min. Getting newly married has surely gotten to her head. Does she think cuz she she just got back from her honeymoon she can just make children's lives hell?

A normal person after their honeymoon would be bursting with joy and happiness but Mrs. Min was lashing out in anger and frustration (she wasn't even normal to start with). Did her husband leave her during her little vacation? If he did then congrats to him. He ust saved his life; he probably did due to her inner demons. (she rages like a pit bull). If he didn't then good luck to him for signing up for hell. At least you're not her husband.

It fucking pisses you off when all she does is to force her mistakes on you and say you're wrong. That's why no single person-not even the teachers like or respect her. She's giving the ' I'm a baddie and I can do whatever I want now 'cause I'm married' vibes. Well, newsflash you're a teacher not a high school mean girl and your hubby is a secretary not Yoon Suk Yeol (the president of South Korea) so what the fuck is she on about?

Entering the classroom you're met with the sight of Ms. Han. She gives you a soft smile. You loved this woman, not romantically though; you were as straight as a metal ruler. She was the kindest teacher you've encountered or have been taught by so far. She always smiled and was very bubbly and now she is engaged which also made her so energetic, unlike Ms.Min.

You reciprocated her smile and went to sit at the back of the classroom because sitting at the front draws attention, little did you know that it was the exact opposite that was about to happen. A few moments later Jimin arrived, he was late, as usual. He got told off and apologized and of course Miss Han would forgive him. His eyes flickered across the classroom looking for an empty seat when his gaze landed on you.

He seemed surprised because one, why on Earth were you in detention? For all he knew, you were a badass that puts on a good girl facade just so teachers never believe it when you get in trouble. You could decide to be a typical bad girl but never had the time for detention when you had practice three times a week, but now that you're out for a while maybe you've decided to test the waters a little. And two, why were you sulking? You looked cute though.

He spotted a vacant spot next to you and this motherfucker walked to the back of the class to take a seat, slouching and manspreading his legs casually. ''So what's your reason for being here? You never get detention.'' He raised his eyebrow with a look of suspicion. ''Not even a hello, how rude.'' You scoffed. ''And why should I say hello when I've seen you more than twice today?'' He snorted causing you to roll your eyes at his obviously pointless question.

''Whatever, I'm here cuz the newly wedded Mrs Min lost my homework and instead of owning up to it her stupid ass blamed me for it.'' Your jaw clenched at the memory, thinking of ways to kill her without going to jail. ''That definitely sounds like what she'd do.'' His expression beguile due to you not trying to hide your hatred for her.

''So what did you do this time? I know for a fact that you spend most of your time here.'' ''You're wrong. I spend most of my time at basketball club. Anyway, a girl snaked us out, well she technically lied that we were in a gang, no proof, no evidence, just words from the mouth and bam! ended up here.'' He sighed, his hands flying in frustration. ''Crazy shit.'' You snorted.

''Teachers really are devils without horns, 'understanding and trustworthy' my foot.'' Jimin scoffed. ''Do you have a foot kink?'' You blabbered so quick. ''What the fuck? No and how the hell do you know what a kink is? I thought you were innocent!'' He exclaims, his eyes wide in shock. ''Of course I'm innocent! Did you forget that I have a brother and a best friend that have sex almost all the time?'' You put on a poker face. ''That means you're not innocent!'' His exclamation worsening. ''Bro chill, it's not that deep.'' You snorted.

''You don't have to worry, next time I'll be your witness.'' You sigh dramatically, patting his shoulder and nodding your head side to side with a fake sorrowful expression. Almost as if you were mocking him. You somehow managed to resurface the topic. ''You weren't there though and just so you know, there's no way in hell that there'll be a next time!'' He exclaimed once more. ''Cameras don't work, you dumbass.'' You slapped his bicep. ''Ow!'' He whined even though it didn't hurt. ''What's your problem with my bicep?'' He huffed.

''I don't care about your bloody biceps, by the way, what did you mean by 'us' when you said the 'girl' snaked you out?'' You questioned, wanting to know who was involved. ''The entire BTS of course.'' He shrugged. Wait. If he said the entire BTS it meant that Jungkook was apart as well and he said he was 'going for a run.' What a liar. You should have known, judging by his outfit.

''If you're wondering why they're not here it's 'cause they're in the other detention room.'' He explained answering your unasked question. ''That little shit, I'll kick his ass when I get home.'' You grumbled earning a laugh from Jimin. ''Count me in as well, he's annoyed me too much today.'' Detention wasn't that bad to be honest, you both laughed, joked and had fun, drawing the attention of other students as you looked like a couple fresh out of a k-drama scene.

Miss Han however, couldn't care less about conversations as long as her nap wasn't disturbed, you could talk as much as you wanted. She wasn't going to wake up anytime soon, from the looks of things she was in dreamland. When detention was over you both packed your belongings and made your way to the other detention room. The rest of BTS were making their way out when you and Jimin arrived.

Jungkook's eyes widened when he spotted you at the door. ''Run.'' Taehyung whispered. And that's what he did, he ran as fast as he could. ''Hey! Where are you going you piece of shit?!'' You shouted while removing your shoe from your right foot before running after him. He sped up but of course you were a sprinter, he had the legs but you had the speed. You caught up to him and jumped on his back causing him to stumble and almost lose his balance. ''You son of a bitch, you lied to me, I thought we said no more secrets. You broke your promise you stupid maggot!'' You shouted before hitting his back multiple times.

''Ow! Ow! Ow! I'm sorry, can you get off me now?'' You got off him and fixed your hair while Jungkook dusted his back and adjusted his clothes. ''You owe me.'' You pointed accusingly at him. ''Fine, whatever you say.'' He rolled his eyes, slowly pushing your hand down. ''What do you want?'' He sighed. ''An answer.'' You smiled cheekily. ''But you never asked me a question.'' ''Okay promise you'll keep it between us.'' You said just in case. ''I promise.'' He impatiently muttered ''Pinky?'' You raised your aforementioned finger. ''Pinky promise.'' He sighed once more. You both crossed your pinkies.

''If u break it I'll make sure to actually kill you.'' You threatened, glaring at him sharply. '' You wanted to kill me?'' He gaped at you dramatically. ''Anyway moving on, do you know the girl who snaked you guys out?'' You ask, ignoring his silly act. His eyebrows scrunched in thought. ''No, I don't think so. The principal made the person anonymous.'' He shrugged. ''Then how do you know it's a girl?'' You asked adding two and two together. '' 'Cause she referred to her as a 'she', quite a mistake on her part.'' He answered unaware of your uneasy expression. ''Oh, okay see you at home then. Thanks for the information, bye.'' You headed out. Now you had all you needed to know.

''What the fuck was the meaning of the stunt you pulled?'' You angrily marched towards Yeji with your blood boiling. ''What stunt?'' Was this bitch really trying to act clueless? ''You snitched on them didn't you? Don't play dumb with me, I already figured it out.'' You scoffed eyeing her while crossing your arms, you raised your brow daring her to say something stupid. ''It wasn't me.'' She babbled rather quickly. ''Now leave me the fuck alone.'' She shouted walking away, bumping into your shoulder in the process. This bitch was getting on your nerves.

''Jimin! Jimin! Where are you?!'' You called for him as you climbed up the stairs. You've been very familiar with his house and his maids; they were very nice, especially his ahjumma. His siblings were as annoying as he described them, maybe even worse. They were so rude and mean. It felt like every time they looked at you they were judging you. Thank God you had Rosé or else your interactions with them would have been more than awkward. Not like you even want to communicate with them.

As you walked down he hallway you spotted a familiar door and you opened it. As you got in you were met with the sight of a post shower, shirtless Jimin in grey sweatpants, water dripping down his toned chest and fuck his tattoos. They make him look even hotter as he dried his hair with a towel. How the fuck did he have tattoos at eighteen?! you weren't complaining when it made him look more attractive. It took you thirty seconds- which was too long- to realize that you were ogling him. How embarrassing.''Umm.'' You cleared your throat. ''I'll get going, call me when you cover this up.'' You waved your hands in circles towards his milky and buff ass chest before rushing out. Damn his abs- his fucking abs!!!

''Y/N you can come in!'' Jimin called out from his room. ''Oh okay.'' You responded walking into the room and he finally had a shirt on. (It was a plain black t shirt) Thank fuck! 'If we don't stop undressing me with your eyes we wouldn't get anything done, now let's start the lesson.'' Oh the lesson, you totally forgot. You couldn't be blamed though when a whole plate of dessert was served for your eyes to see two minutes ago. ''Oh yeah.'' You awkwardly chuckled trying to ease the tension.

''I think my dick is broken.'' Jimin sighs exasperatedly, throwing his head back against his chair. This guy and dick problems, goodness me. First it's always hard and now it's broken. He has been teaching you for a while and you're proud to say that you're back on track (not like you've ever been on track in maths before) your maths grade grade determines whether you continue doing what you love or not.

It was hard at first, meltdowns, crash outs, confusion and sadness happened most times before it became natural to solve a statistic question. All thanks to Jimin, the little shit keeps bragging about his tutoring skills. You were both currently sitting in the dinning hall while the others went up to get food. ''What's wrong with your dick this time?'' You also sighed, tired of his every day problems. ''It's not been hard in like forever, I can't even remember the last girl I fucked. It's preventing me from hooking up and before you say anything else for your information it's always hard.'' It's really amusing how he alks so freely about his dick, you couldn't imagine yourself telling someone not even Jungkook that your pussy doesn't work. Never in a thousand years! Not like you've had sex before anyway.

''And what about the hot girls?'' You cocked your eyebrow. ''Nah, tried that already.'' He sighed once more. ''Okay, look for a girl with the biggest, plumest ass you've ever seen.'' You proposed already on the look out for one. ''And what if that's you?'' His question caught you off guard causing you to choke on air. ''Holy shit! Are you confessing to me that you stare at my ass?'' Your eyebrows lifted in disbelief. ''I'm just gonna say that it's huge and I may have looked at it a few times, I can't lie. You can't blame me though, when it's that big of course I'm gonna stare.'' The idiot smirked.

''Whatever you say perv.'' You scoffed. ''Hey don't call me that!'' He playfully glared at you but you really couldn't care less, 'cause you know he can't do anything. ''Okay back to the conversation, how about someone with a round, huge ass?'' ''And what if that's you again?'' He shamelessly smirked. ''Seriously, what's your problem with my ass?'' You crossed your arms against your chest. ''When it's that huge? Of course it's gonna be a problem. He blatantly licked his lips.

''Dumb ass bitch.'' You rolled your eyes, eating more of your bulgogi. ''Excuse me? With an ass that big and you expect me to look away, show it off more will ya?'' The dim wit thinks you don't know that he wants you to flash him your ass. ''So boys ogle me or worse slap my ass out of no where like I'm a school thot? Oh hell no, no thank you.'' You shook your head before sipping some water. ''Calm your tits down young lady.'' Did he just- you chocked on your water and looked at him in bewilderment, but before you could say the long list of insults you were planning to pour on him straight from your head the boys appeared; always at the wrong time.

''What are you guys talking about? Y/N looks like she wants to kill you Jimin.'' Tae the winter bear asked, his attention directed towards his strawberries. ''I just found out that this dunce checks me out.'' You emphasize on the 'dunce', giving Jimin a nasty side-eye. ''Oh.'' was all Yoongi dryly said with no ounce of surprise before they all burst out laughing. ''You just noticed?'' Joonie guffawed. ''You guys knew and didn't think to tell me?!'' You felt so betrayed right now. ''What did you expect us to say? 'Oh Y/N Jimin stares at your ass!' Oh hell nah. Hobi snorted. Here comes his sass ''I mean we're guys so...'' Jungkook agreed. Feeling defeated you pouted glaring at them for not taking your side, they were right though.

''Y/N you must know that Jiminie is so whipped for you, of course he'll check you out, he can't even think of another girl.'' Jin 'oh so conveniently' chirped, as a result the elder receives a whack on his head from Jimin. ''Hyung shut up and don't call me that ever again.'' The younger cringed. ''Yah! How dare you hit me?! Is this how you treat your elders?'' And the famous never ending Jin rap begins.

Jimin was coming over to your house today and you were alone with Jennie due to your parents visit to your grandparents house and Taehyun going on a rewards trip for 100% attendance. He's never fully present and he gets to go on a rewards trip? This is how you know everything the school does is rigged. You've not missed a day of school since 9th grade no matter how sick you were and you've never gotten picked to go on a rewards trip. 100% attendance my ass.

You heard the doorbell ring indicating Jimin's arrival. You scurried to open the door. ''What took you so long?'' He asked shrugging off his leather jacket and taking off his black boots. This block head has the audacity to talk like he was waiting for five minutes. ''You didn't even wait for up to two minutes.'' You rolled your eyes . ''One minute is still too long.'' Before you could clap back Jennie interrupted you. Why always when you have a perfect comeback? Always at the wrong time.

''Unnie who's this?'' She asked, her two big almond shaped eyes staring at you. She and Jimin have not met yet due to you always hanging out at his place. ''Oh uh, this is my friend, Jimin.'' You introduced him to her. ''Hi, I'm Jimin, what's your name?'' He smiled sweetly. Aawn-wait what! eew! ''Jennie..'' She answers before staring a you innocently. ''Noona, is he the cute boy you told Kookie oppa about?'' ''Kim Jennie!'' You interrupted causing her to giggle, not wanting her to scare Jimin off, even though he won't leave. ''Oh?'' The brat arched his brow with a cocky smirk.

''Jennie go finish your homework.'' You softy ushered, wnting an excuse to send her off before she blurts out all the silly things you've done in the past. ''Okay.'' She nodded, heading towards her room not before waving at Jimin. ''You had a sister and you didn't tell me?!'' Jimin exclaimed. ''Not my fault you're so smart yet so dumb.'' You scoffed, walking your way into the kitchen with Jimin trailing behind you. ''What do you mean by that?''

''I told you my brother has two sisters with emotional baggage, didn't I?'' You question, pouring some pear juice into a cup. You knew it was his favorite and recently you've developed a liking for it. ''Oh yeah, it makes sense now, your little sis is cute, I think she likes me.'' And his stupid cocky smirk appears once more. ''Shut up.'' You hand him the glass and exit the kitchen before sitting down on the couch with Jimin following suit.

A few moments later Jennie comes downstairs with her school book in her hand saying that she doesn't understand it. You all sit around the coffee table and solve the problem, both you and Jimin explain to her, making her understand. Being the bubbly and over excited Jennie, she jumps on you both and hugs you tightly with a squealed 'thank you.' You both spent your time babysitting Jennie until your parents came home. Jimin is very cool with kids you must say, you'd never tell him though- his ego is already over the roof a small compliment would take it to space. He looked so happy when Jennie laughed at his jokes. Then and there while staring at him with stars in your eyes you realized that you've developed a crush on him. Shit.

It's been a few months of a lot of hardships and today is full of tension because it's the day you get your final maths results. Youy were so nervous that even your palms were sweaty and your legs were shaking. Your grades would be written on your report card but your teacher allowed you to have a sneak peek. He handed you your paper and checked the top of the paper. Time for the truth.

''Jimin!'' You shrieked, he turned towards your direction and you ran towards him, hugging him like a koala. ''Woah, what got you so excited?'' Not like he was complaining, he hugged you back. ''Thank you.'' You whispered. ''You got your maths grade I see.'' He chuckles as you lowered your feet to the ground. ''Yes! I got a grade 8! an A on my maths test! I hardly ever get a B, thank you so much!'' You exclaimed in pure excitement. ''Good job.'' He patted your head gently. ''What did you get on your paper?'' U asked, your doe eyes staring at him in curiosity.

''I got full marks, an A*.'' He smugly smiled. For him to ace his test he had to be that smart. You weren't surprised though, you predicted that he'll get above an A but you didn't expect him to get full marks. You still can't believe this was the Jimin you thought was dumb, well he kinda is, he's book smart but street foolish- if that makes sense or is even a word. Looking around you notice an overwhelming amount of people watching your interactions with Jimin making you uncomfortable. But who gives a fuck about what they think? Definitely not you.

Two weeks later and you're back to cheerleading. Today is different. You want to make an effort to look pretty just for the fun of it. You curl your hair, put on some light makeup and chose the outfit you want to wear. It was a tight black leather mini skirt with a white corset crop top, a black pocket detail cropped trench jacket and knee length combat boots.

Walking down the stairs you felt so confident; you were going to rock school today. The moment Jungkook set his eyes on you they popped out of their sockets before it changed into a teasing smile. Somi had a similar reaction but she ended up squealing. ''Oh I see you girl! Make those boys sorry for being taken!'' Her hype caused you to smile shyly. But of course the imbecile next to her had to ruin the mood. ''All dolled up for Jimin huh?'' His noddy smirk plastered on his face.

''Is he that cute guy that comes over frequently?'' Somi squeals even more causing you to snort. ''Hell no, I just decided to put an effort, you know?'' You explained earning you a snort and a scoff from both siblings, they definitely weren't convinced. Do you care? No. ''Meet me outside, bye.''

Arriving at school you noticed some eyes on you and God did you hate attention. But a voice you've come to familiarize yourself way too well with called your name causing your shoulders to unintentionally relax. ''Hey.'' You waved at him. ''Woah, woah, woah, turn around.'' You did as he said in confusion. ''What's all this for? M'not complaining just curious.'' Jimin licked his lips. ''Perv.'' You rolled your eyes. ''You sure you wore panties? Horny boys are everywhere.'' This bone head asked with a smirk. ''Fuck you.'' You rolled your eyes for the second time in less than one minute. You turned around and before you could react Jimin ran up to you and wrapped his arm around your shoulder.

''Calm down I was just joking.'' He smiled. This was he closest Jimin has ever physically been with you. You never saw him this close before and shit he was cute. He was so close that if you moved your head closer to his your lips would touch. You really wanted to kiss him right now, but why? ''I know you were.'' His soft smile made you breathless, gosh why was he so darn attractive? ''I'll buy you your favorite ferrero rocher chocolate.'' ''Really?! You're the best-'' Your excitement didn't last too long though. Before you could call Jimin the best person ever a cup of orange juice splattered all over you, staining your white shirt.''

On the day you decided to look pretty. Wow you have the best luck! Really? Just when you thought you'll rock and the school will be shocked and this happens? It's not even time for the first class! Your blood begins to boil as your body surges with anger. Your reaction was okay compared to Jimin's. He was a raging bull. Long gone was the teasing and playful Jimin, the only emotions shown were fury and rage. Turning to the direction the cup came from, you see Yeji, which infuriates you even more. ''Now you're just gonna play boyfriend and girlfriend now, huh? After all I've done for you?!'' The bitch scoffed.

''And what have you done for me?! Mention one fucking thing you did for me! You don't know when to stop do you? Yeji we're done, anything you think we had- anything at all is over, okay? I don't like you, just take the fucking hint! You are dead to me! Jimin growls, his words like acid. Damn Yeji needs a reality check. You couldn't be mad anymore when Jimin got angry in your place and Yeji got humiliated in front of the whole school. It could have been better if you had popcorn and some diet coke. Oh well.

Turning around to meet your gaze Jimin's demeanor softens. ''I'm so sorry about that, do you have extra clothes?'' He softly sighed. ''No and don't apologize, it wasn't your fault.'' You mumble, trying to rub off the wet patches of orange juice from your shirt. ''I have a hoodie I can lend you, it's in my locker, let's go.'' Without waiting for your response Jimin took your hand and dragged you away from the scene, leaving a dumbfounded Yeji behind. His touch felt electrifying, you swear that you felt butterflies erupt in your stomach. You decided to ignore it. For now.

''This should do, right?'' You asked, feeling self conscious all of a sudden. This was the first time you have ever worn any of Jimin's clothing yet it felt so intimate. It smelled musky yet so soft and it reeked of his signature Dior cologne. You definitely aren't giving this back. ''Yes it's fine, you look cute in it.'' Oh gosh, he had that sweet and sincere smile and you felt blush rise to your cheeks. What the fuck is happening to you? ''Umm thanks.'' You coughed out awkwardly. ''Now let's get to class before we're late.'' He slung his bag on his shoulders.

You had asked the P.E teachers if you could use the toilet and she said yes only for you to return and find out that they had left you alone and went to the sports trip without you. Due to teachers not being able to teach one student you had to play with the boys and guess what?! The sport they coincidentally had to play was BASKETBALL! Wow, fucking amazing! You are now fully convinced that the only luck you have is bad luck.

You were going to play basketball with the boys, instead of being on a trip which is obviously worse. But how the fuck could you cope with thirty boys playing basketball in the same court as you and you're shit at it?! 'Fuck my life' you thought. Too late now. ''Hey.'' Jungkook addressed you. ''Hi.'' You muttered in disappointment. You would be playing netball by now. What a terrible day. ''I asked Jimin if I could watch and he said yes so don't expect me to play, I'm terrible at it as you know.'' You explained. ''Of course it's Jimin, what a simp...'' Jungkook rolled his eyes. ''I mean that's what men do when they're in love.'' He teased. He didn't just say that did he?

''Take that back you dumb motherfucker, we're just friends.'' You sternly warned. ''Nope, and what stops friends from being lovers?'' He lifted his brow. This knobhead is not getting away this time. This was the moment he knew he fucked up. He started to run and you chase after him screaming a ''You bitch.'' Unknown to you both that the other boys were staring at you both, laughing loudly. ''He's done something stupid again.'' Namjoon sighed, nodding his head from side to side. ''Of course he would, he's Jungkook after all.'' Yoongi sightd as well, patting his shoulder while the rest of the members laughed.

''Y/N is closing in on Jungkook, oh boy, his ass is getting whooped. Taehyung cackled. As you closed in on him you jumped over his back and this time he fell. You weren't heavy but when you're running and a bag is thrown at you, of course you're gonna fall. You removed your shoe and hit him a couple of times until he was begging you to stop. ''If you ever call us lovers again you'll be put on the news for being beaten to death.'' You threatened, glaring daggers at him. If looks could kill Jungkook would be dead and buries six feet under. ''Let's play basketball shall we?'' You asked while walking away, not even sparing him a glance.

Turns out you were pretty good your P.E teacher was just trash. You could even dribble the ball! If this is what every P.E lesson for boys was then they should just forget you exist everytime so you could run away. Basketball is officially your favorite sport! Now you understood why they were called BTS. They stood by each other no matter what. You regret ever hating them in the past. You were walking home with Jimin just so he could buy what he promised you.

While walking the ringing of a phone interrupted your conversation about earlier events. It was Jimin's. He picked it up and paused for a while, listening to the person on the other end. He responded with an 'okay' and ended the call. ''Rosé needs my help with something, I'll need to see If i can do it, I promise you that I'll buy it for you tomorrow. I'm sorry I can't walk you home.'' He sighed, his expression downcast. ''It's okay. I understand, now get going, bye.'' You waved him off.

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Jimin's POV

Walking the other way, I check to see if the shop Rosé asked me to buy chocolates from was still open. Unfortunately, it wasn't so I walk back and dial her number. It rings twice before she answers. ''Hello, could you get it oppa?'' She asked. ''Sorry, I couldn't. It was closed. I sigh. I could feel her pout from the other side even though I can't see her. ''Okay, see you when you come home. Bye.'' In which I responded with a 'bye' before cutting the call. I look around and I notice four boys going in the same direction I just left Y/N.

Just to be sure she's safe I trail after them, leaving a little distance between us. ''This is our last chance to deal with her, we're getting paid loads to do this so we better not fuck this up.'' One of them voices. ''Yeah, it's just a small girl. There's four of us, it's going to be easy''. Another states. ''It's her fault though. She chose to mess with Yeji, she shouldn't be surprised when it happens.'' The third boy says. I make sense of all they're saying and it all adds up. Fuck. I left her alone. ''What the fuck are you guys going to do?'' I shout behind them, causing my presence to be known. Four heads turned towards my direction. One of the boys gasped but I couldn't care less. Y/N better be home by now.

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Time skip

Y/N's POV

You hear a knock at your door and you wonder who it may be. It couldn't be your parents because they are at Jennie's parent-teacher conference , even if it was them they have the key, and it can't be Jungkook because he has a key to your house as well. Maybe it was the neighbours but it doesn't make sense for them to come here at this time. It was currently 7:30 pm. You pushed your scary thoughts away and opened the door. The sight before you caused you to gasp.

It was Jimin. He looked battered and bruised. His lower lip was burst and his right cheek had a pink tint, most likely a punch mark. His knuckles were red and bloody and there was dried blood at the corner of his mouth. Your eyes glossed seeing him in this condition. You were very emotional and you knew how to hide it very well but one thing you hated was seeing the people you care about in pain. ''Come in.'' You sputtered, not letting him steak, your eyes wide in shock. He made his way in and settled down on the couch. ''Stay here, I'll bring the first aid kit.''

While cleaning up his wounds the question that had been spiraling round your head and biting at you to ask finally slips out. ''What happened?'' He hisses at the pressure of the towel you pressed against his face causing you to loosen your grip. ''I couldn't help Rosé buy what she wanted and I decided to walk home since I left my car at home because I lost a bet. Then I saw four boys headed towards the direction I left you. To ensure you were safe I followed them and then I overheard their conversation.'' He clears his throat.

''Yeji payed them to beat you up because apparently you messed with her. I asked them what the fuck they were doing and they attacked me. Well just so you know, if you think my injuries are bad you should see theirs.'' Even in this situation this jackass has the courage to smirk. What a jokester. You rolled your eyes. ''I'm not surprised about what Yeji did...'' Especially after your conversation with Sana. ''How did you even beat four guys?'' You asked your attention on his wounds. ''I do karate sometimes.'' He smirked cockily before his expression morphed into a serious one. ''So I just told you that someone planned to beat you up and you're not even reacting. What the hell do you know know? Tell me. His puppy eyes stared at you in curiosity and of course you agree. ''I met Sana on my way home.

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Earlier today

''Umm, hey. Are you Y/N?'' A familiar girl came up to you. ''Umm yeah?'' You answered, confused as to why a random person asks your name out of nowhere. ''You need to follow me not! You're not safe.'' She yelled. ''Why the fuck do you think I'll go with you?'' You questioned.

''Look, I need to tell you something important and in about fifteen minutes four guys will come beat you up.'' She rambles ''And how the fuck do you know that?'' ''I'll explain later, let's go somewhere more suitable to talk.'' She dragged you along with her, not listening to your protests. You both ended up at a small convenient store. ''Hello eomma! I'm back from school, I have a friend over, do you mind?'' She greets the woman at the counter, who is definitely her mom. ''Aniyo.'' Her mom replies before turning towards you. ''Come in and make yourself comfortable. Do you want some ramen?'' She warmly asked with a sweet smile. Oddly, she reminded you of Jimin's ajumma. ''Oh no thank you, I'm fine.''

The girl takes you to a table and offered you a seat which you obviously accepted. ''Spill.'' You curtly say as you settle in the comfortable chair. ''Oh yeah , I'm Sana, I'm sorry, it was rude of me to not introduce myself.... She rambled ''.....anyway Yeji hates you so much as you know, well she... Sana clears her throat, tears soiling her eyelids. ''.... made a bet with me and I lost so she dared me to bag Mark. I did for the fun of it but later it became a reality. I fell for him and I felt so bad that I was playing with his feelings but later we got closer and well, we're official but later Yeji began to threaten me with the fact that I only approached because of a dare and she'd make me do bad things for her. I couldn't complain because I haven't had the chance to tell him yet.'' She sighed regaining her breath.

''Okay? And what does that have to do with me?'' Your eyebrow arched. ''She's using me to break you and Jimin up and she wants to get you alone on purpose.She made me lie about BTS being in a gang so on the day of detention she'll catch you alone and teach you a lesson. She didn't know you had detention so it didn't work... She paused, regaining her breath once more ''.....She was planning to send the boys to you today. If I hadn't brought you here, you would be as battered as a rotten apple. I'm coming out clean and I'm sorry for the shitty things I did, It wasn't my fault. I was either that or I and Mark would be over.'' She pauses as tears trickle down her cheeks; she wipes it away and looks at you straight in the eye. ''I'm so fucking sorry for the things I did okay? Just watch out for Yeji, she's a devil.''

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Present

''What the fuck? I knew she was petty but to stoop this low is crazy.'' Jimin scoffs in disgust, his jaw clenching tight- he does this when he's angry- a thing you've come to notice. ''I know right, for a guy she's lost long ago, she really needs to wake up from the dream she thinks she's living in.'' You look outside and notice it's starting to get dark. ''I think you should get going now, it's getting dark. I can tell Jungkook to take you home, if you don't mind.'' ''Thanks.'' He mumbles before surprising you by enveloping you in a hug. ''No need to thank me.'' Even after sending him off with Jungkook your mind is still not settled. You are still worried about Jimin. There are a hundred instances playing in your head about what could happen to him.

You cried while cleaning up his wounds and you've not felt so much worry and unease for someone in a while and then it struck you like thunder. It fucking hit you like a tonne of bricks. Shit. You hated to see him hurt, it wasn't just a crush you were fucking in love with Park Jimin.

[heoneyology]

concerning the wonho thing circulating on twitter atm: I don’t know why this is thing still going on a day later?? even after the person who started the rumor admitted it was just that, a rumor to butcher their comeback? does really nobody have any faith in him nor find it suspicious this is going on HALF A YEAR after that specific fansign?

not only that but do you really expect wonho of all people—the person who just months ago on vlive said he loved and supported a person even when they had no support no matter who they were and the person who dated someone who transitioned and continued dating them through their transition so they wouldn’t feel uncomfortable and receive backlash—to mock a thing such as that? that’s completely out of character for him.

it’s really ridiculous how quick people are to cancel & throw hate when all you have to do is use more than a single fucking braincell to realize the truth

[cult-of-the-rizz]

My bestie is so eloquent and big brained ily bestie!! I think I'm gonna come off a little more bitchy, idc tho because goddamn. It needs to be said.

On a more serious note, it is real weird to see lamb fanon interpretations make them a beneficent leader of a compound that's all peace love and kindness, because in reality all places like that are exercises in control and cult tactics. The game is called CULT of the lamb ffs. It's fine to make soft content/aus/whatever but I have also seen the same people chastise creators with mildly dark themes (i.e. Just referencing cult traits) likeeeeeeeee ???

There's isn't a way in game to make the cult good, anyway. There isn't. You are playing a cult leader, your followers are all indoctrinated and victims of your cult. Period. Literally your followers can't do anything except their jobs and rely on the lamb for basic asks, like in what world is that supposed to be healthy? You can't spin that into "lamb is a savior and a kind leader" they are a manipulator. That's it.

Again like, lamb oc owners, au havers, you don't need to write a justification essay about your ocs being bad but good enough to make up for it. Just be mindful of the way you use or ignore these more serious topics. Also, policing those with darker themes in their work into silence is not helpful because NOT speaking about cults is how they continue to exist.

The devs are also not bad people for making the game, because they didn't try to woobify it. Nothing is sugar coated. This is like warhammer 40k levels of "slay the heretics" but with goofy little animals instead of space marines. A competent level of media literacy is required (like with warhammer 40k) to properly understand the nuance of the narrative.

You can enjoy darker media with complex themes and that does not make you a bad person. It doesn't make the creators evil people. Only when you try to strip it of its complexity to make it comforting does fanon become a problem. Fans can use dark themes in their work, they can use the same themes as in the source material or inject new ones to create a complex narrative and that's FINE. Especially with cotl, a literal CULT SIM.

I've been in a very vunerable part of my life, and funny enough , this has caused a light paranoid resurgence in my fear of being indoctornated into a cult , somehow , someday. I'm not making this post to talk about personal fears but , in combination with cotl popping off on tumblr recently, i think it's good for everyone active in a fandom space to take a step back and actually briefly educate themselves on the true horrors of what we mainstream define as a "cult" and sometimes critically examine how fandom interprets(or misnterprets) canon depictions of cult hierarchies in game. No one has to post a clear cut, professional layed out timeline to properly potray how awful their lamb/ocs are. This is also not an indirect attack to anyone who has ever drawn fluff/shipping content (stories are multifacated and dynamic and including "soft" character interactions doesn't mean the significance of story's message is watered down/romanticized. Quite the opposite , variety makes for a more impactful story). It also no one's responsibilty to create graphic horror content . Regardless , if you are going to be using canon material to tell you own story , i think it's important for all of us to remind ourselves that , at the end of the day, this is a cult we are speaking of- a higly totalitarian group that strips people off their humanity and dignity for the personal advantage of one person/group of people. Cotl as a game is kind of light hearted with a few gap horror elements presented through a satyrical lense so by extension i don't expect people to fully delve into hardcore, realistic potrayals of cult life. I do think though it is important to keep in mind while making headcanons , ficlets,all kinds of transformative content,etc ,if you are going to attempt to delve deeper into worldbuilding , to make sure of potraying , at least partially, that a lot of fucked up things go down in Cult of the lamb, even if you're lamb isn't as evil as they could be in the game. Sermons , strick dress codes, rituals , dancing circles , re-education- all of those things are actual tactics used by real cults/high control groups to indoctornate and take advantage of people. The devs specifically researched about real cults and their workings for inspiration for the game. Under those circumstances the lamb and the bishops will always be inherently abusive people.

[karasunology]

❝ AM I YOUR LOCKSCREEN? ❞ ❝ YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT. ❞ with KUROO TETSUROU !

How about “Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.” kuroo getting caught by his crush who's also his best friend HAHAH

❝ ― submitted by @ nonnie <3 ❞

-ˏˋ ➶ character(s) ━ kuroo tetsurou <3

[ trigger warnings ━ crackhead jae in the house writing at 3 am😔✋ ]

-ˏˋ ✉️ REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN.

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KUROO TETSUROU.

➜ having a phat juicy crush😋 on kuroo was hard for you

➜ not only has it been going for awhile now, but it has also developed through the mid stages of your friendship

➜ but like ,,, who wouldn't lmao

➜ kuroo is literally such a good friend and somewhat flirty & affectionate to the point that the line between best friends and lovers was just a blur

➜ he would carry your bag for you, help you with your failing grades, reason #2525 why you don't got a significant other😔✋ a thread by jae, & even introduced kenma to you which actually seemed to enjoy your company even if it may not seem like it

➜ he cares a lot about you and does not hesitate to show it, but the problem being was that you didn't know what his intentions were

➜ were they friend based? or perhaps he had other intentions?

➜ these stupid questions that SHOULDN'T even be on your mind, raced along the folds of your brain as all that you could think about was kuroo

➜ and it pushed you in the brink of insanity

➜ and whenever you would hang out alone with kenma, either talking his ears out as if you were a podcast, while playing from his psp, and kuroo would walk in ─ kenma being the observant guy he was, noticed the change of your behaviour

➜ as he noticed that you would prefer hanging out with him alone now rather than with both him and kuroo

➜ being the good best friend he is, and being too tired of this bs and just DATE ALREADY FFS, he arranged a plan of getting you two to atleast be in the same room as each other

➜ and it didn't even take him a hot minute to think of it since bb boy was just too big brain energy and ugh

➜ the power he holds😍

➜ you : i'm so tired of this

➜ kenma : imagine how tired we are? imagine how tired we are of this

➜ the three of you were set to go out for shopping but kuroo and and you knew how kenma was kinda bad with crows so you guys separately offered to go with him not knowing the other was coming

➜ but it was only then when you arrived at a house and being welcomed by the sight of kuroo in casual wear and not of the sounds of kenma's game boy made you rethink all your life decision

➜ you : waIT A MINUTE, WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE

➜ but then a storm said aight imma head in and you didn't have any choice but to accept kuroo's offer of you staying in his house until storm calms down

➜ ugh honestly, kenma + mother nature = matchmaker duo that nobody asked for but needed✋😔😩

➜ there was a weird stuffy and somewhat awkward atmosphere between you two & kuroo was aware of it

➜ you guys watched netflix but didn't chill😔👊

➜ we'll get em next time boys

➜ but doing these made you feel at ease, as you could FEEL the vibrations of kuroo's laugh whenever you would jump on a scene while you unknowingly scooted closer to him

➜ and of course kuroo being kuroo, he never lets this chance of teasing you escape from the window

➜ nosirrr

“ not gonna lie, you could have just said you wanted to get a bit closer to me and i wouldn't reject the idea of cou ─ ” you punched him as he shrieked in pain

➜ everything was going well and UGH i could even go as far as saying that you were cuddling, intentionally or not

➜ sadly, the storm decided it was enough fun for now and ceased, and now after hanging around with kuroo normally for the first time, you didn't wanna leave

➜ but of course you had no reason to stay

➜ as you walked to his front door ready to leave, you remembered you had forgotten your phone on his bed as he quickly went back for it

➜ while looking for your phone as he called it using his, he saw it under the overs. pulling it out to slide on the [ decline ] button, his face was met with a picture of both him and you, but of course all that he could see was him

➜ blinking, he closed the phone before opening it again, making sure that it wasn't just him seeing things

➜ and when it confirmed that he wasn't dreaming, he cover his face with the palm of his hand, burrying it there as he silently screeched with all his might not to come all undone with just that

➜ THIS BOY MAY SEEM LIKE A TOUGH HUGE DOM GUY THAT'S NOT AFRAID TO PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE, but honestly mans is just a softie for you and is a huge dork don't @ me

➜ running down the stairs as fast as he could with a grin, he handed it back to you, but before you could thank him he spoke first

“ am i your lockscreen? ” his grin widened as he could see a blush tinting on your cheeks while you simultaneously averted your eye contact with him

➜ because suddenly, the most interesting thing as of rn was the wall

“ you're not supposed to see that. ”

➜ you regretted saying it once you saw the shit-eating grin yet bashful expression tugged on kuroo's face

“ uh anyays let me just go now um ─ ”

➜ you went outside his house as you strongly pull the front door shut on the way out, leaving kuroo in a lovesick haze as he grinned all the way back to his room dancing along the halls to a non-existent music, making sure to thank kenma

➜ because you bet that he was going to ask you about it the next day