#like they have cousin energy

[ana-cantskywalker]

The familial relationships between halfblood's godly parents are irrelevant, it doesn't mean halfbloods are actually related unless they have the same parent,

until it comes to Percy, Thalia, and Nico being cousins then it matters

[hoofpeet]

I've been meaning to draw a picture for like 3 years of a satyr family photo with like 14 goat people. and there is one dolphin/whale girl in the back

[adanaac]

Adashino Kishokan - Chapter 1

Translated chapter 1 of the new Kiri Wazawa manga! Will probably keep doing it unless a more capable group is picking this series up (and will probably keep posting updates here too)

CW for animal death and gore for this chapter

Read on mangadex

Alternatively: google drive

[faunandfloraas]

© youbetterknow

[happyk44]

actually annabeth joining luke's army as a double agent for chb but percy doesn't know this so he just thinks alright and grabs grover and hooks it over there bc annabeth does what she wants and he knows there's no convincing her otherwise bc she's a stubborn ass and also ares fucking sucks so as far as percy's concerned the gods can suck it based on that alone

grover is just ??? bc he does NOT want to be over here and percy's just like "look, we can't convince annabeth to not be part of monster army, so the only option is to be part of it ourselves" and annabeth walks in on them trying to join (or rather percy trying to join for both of them and grover looking on the verge of tears) and she's just ??? bc what the fuck percy why are you two here

whole time percy is going on a rant about ares and how he sucks and how he's pretty sure the god has abused clarisse ("maybe we should get clarisse to sign up with us") because no one believes that he wants to join luke's army and they just thinkk he wants to spy on them so he's trying to show that he thinks gods (well at least one god) is a total ass and can get obliterated and percy will be happy to do that bc he did it once before, he can totally do it again! and if they get clarisse she can deliver the final blow as an FU

someone asks why grover's there and percy is like "um. he's my best friend? he has to come with me? what, you think I'm gonna fucking fight my best friend? are you stupid?"

meanwhile grover is having the worst panic attack of his life. like why is this how he discovers percy has no morals. couldn't it be something smaller like putting french fries in a strawberry milkshake?

and annabeth is resisting the urge to start screaming and now she's gotta vouch for percy and her vouch for percy is basically "if it came to saving me and grover or a bus full of people about to plunge into the atlantic, percy would save us, no hesitation" and everyone's like "jesus christ, the hell is wrong with this kid" because like maybe they're on the side of a cannibalistic titan but they're not fucking evil

ofc once they're let into the group, annabeth drags them both to the side and wrings percy a new one for fucking up her double agent plans and they're both whisper-arguing bc it's not his fault he didn't know she didn't really shack up with the enemy, but like fuck off percy, you didn't have to follow me here! why the hell would you choose to come here, were you going to try and kidnap me and bring me back to camp by force??

and percy is just like "yes that is 100% what i was going to do, i was definitely not joining with the intent to be by your side and blow up olympus because i'd rather destroy the world than fight my friend" and grover turns to annabeth and is just "he's fucking lying" "yeah i know"

anyway grover is released as a double agent for the monster army (but actually for CHB) bc the idea is that he can help them get more demigods to their side as a searcher being sent out to grab kids and he's mentally banging his head bc NOW he has to figure out how to get unclaimed demigods safely to camp without making it look like he took them there on purpose and if it looks like he defected back to CHB, they'll probably kill annabeth and maim or imprison percy and good gods, percy i hate you so much rn

percy? idk. it's past summer so he just goes home and luke is like "bro you can't just fucking leave" "um no offense luke but if you try to stop me from going home to my mom who i love more than life itself i will legit eat you" and then he goes home

come december, grover is calling percy up like "hey i found these fucking powerful ass kids, plz help me get them to camp without making it look like i got them there on purpose" and so they gotta loop annabeth in who's just mentally banging her head and cursing percy out over this whole thing as she strategizes a way to get the army there but have them fuck up so badly it would look super suspicious if grover just shoved them over

so first she yells at percy then she makes grover call thalia up so she can help him and it'll be okay 'cause she's in the same area as him so it won't look suspicious, it'll just seem like camp sent her in with him, like they do sometimes when there's dangerous monsters that a satyr might not be able to handle by themselves.

and then she makes percy go with them as support for grover's "nefarious" deeds since thalia's there. and it's a whole fucking thing, and mentally she's just like "oh thank fuck" when artemis and the hunters show up.

they retreat back to wherever the monster army was at this time (not the boat, but like idk. atlas' post? were they all chilling there or was it just luke and some ppl being assholes and everyone else was still on the boat, i can't remember) and curse their loss of two powerful and clueless demigods, only for percy to call annabeth up a couple hours later like "hey, remember those kids from a couple hours ago with the manticore and the hunters and everything"

"percy it was two hours ago, ofc i remember it, my memory isn't as shit as yours" "right right, you're elephant" "oh my- why are you calling me!!" "oh yeah. uh. well. they're kinda in my house" "what??" "yeah they're sitting right across from me. my mom's giving them some hot chocolate."

"how the hell?"

"i have no clue. they also have no clue. they just, uh, didn't feel safe at camp, bc grover was being weird about trying to save them. which, um, yeah, makes sense. and they don't like thalia because her spear scares them 'cause they don't like lightning. and also the girl said the hunters keep trying to convince her to join them which is freaking her out, so they didn't want to stay at camp. and then suddenly they were in my house."

"..."

"what do i do?"

this time annabeth bangs her head physically on the closest wall. and somewhere in the fine forests of new york, grover is banging his head on the nearest tree, both of them unified in their feelings of "for fucks sake percy i hate you so much rn"

[magnetothemagnificent]

If I'm being honest my mental health is probably at the lowest it's ever been since high school, maybe even lower.

[makkie-is-screaming]

having a mutual you want to be friends with but knowing your the driest texter ever

[lotuslia]

Days 7-8 of Clan Lavellan-tober! Nava and Rivra Lavellan, daughter and ex-partner of my inquisitor.

Nava turns six soon after her dad leaves for the Conclave. She's bright and social, but neither she or her babae take it very well that he has to be away all the time even once she and her mom, aunt & uncle join him in Skyhold. (The inner circle loves her though, and Blackwall made her wooden toys!)

Rivra is her mom, and the scribe of Keeper Deshanna whose age has long shown through shaking hands. She and my inquisitor raise Nava together as friends, and she's a dear friend to everyone on his side of the family. She's a soft and calm personality, but will say things as they are, unprettied.

[lilacthebooklover]

no clue how many gcse students are on here, but i need to know- english language paper 1 question 4. were you team dick or team mary?

[sanchoyo]

I am (1) mental breakdown away from becoming one of those ppl that only wear 1 color at all times

[babisawyer]

I've had my suspicions that my mom is like...making sure that I stay unmedicated and mentally ill so that she can take advantage of it and keep me around, but when she told me today that I'm her 'safe space' that confirmed it for me.

[lesenbyan]

yanno, for a show that seemed to always be running when i was growing up (disclaimer; I did not grow up with the channel; I only had access when visiting my mom's parents if they were even in the same state) Danny Phantom really is a short show, huh?

[adelle-ein]

got dragged into another "i don't mind if you guys never get married or have babies!!!!" conversation with my mom and just. ugh

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

I caught myself looking like 😑 again at the grocery store today and I feel so awkward. I don’t want to come off as an asshole to anyone working there (it must suck as a job, especially during summer tourist season) but my face is just like this! I think it would be really funny if I got a custom t-shirt one day that just said “sorry, it’s (probably) not you. My face is just like this” with the 😑 emoji under it

[brisquad-unit-4402]

mission complete

[whisperofthewaves]

I am so so tired. I had to socialize for over 7h today and I only came back home past 8pm. I will pay for it tomorrow at work, but I cannot sleep until the decompressing process finishes. which is damn inconvenient it being now half past midnight.