#like the little pirate man he is
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I propose he knows a few phrases in the posh accent and can copy it, but for the most part picked up his accent from the locals as well as the in between shit his family probably would have had since his dad was a knight
In other words
Make him Scottish
Like the feral little man he is
I love accents man, they’re great
do y’all think Wild has a rlly pretentious accent because the first people he spoke with once out of the bathtub were both royals
#linked universe#wild linked universe#accents#make him Scottish ya bastards#i fucking love scottish wild#oh and wind has an accent too#like the little pirate man he is#twilight definitely has a yeehaw type shit#or a version of it at least#another cursed idea? French warriors#i’m just saying!
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Every, like, year or so I get re-obsessed with this man. Like, c'mon.
First watch when it came out I was like; -woah the accent... >u>; -CYBORG! -Aw! he can cook! -Aw! he's funny! -AW! He likes small lil' animals yay! -oooo he's morally ambiguous~ -Oh god. The Dad Energy <3 -'Yer gonna rattle the stars yeh are.' Shut UP! STOP. *Crying.* -The space bear saved his son!!! :D -'It's a lifelong obsession, lad. I'll get over it.' I need to hug this man. -Oh god I want that hug, that looks like a good hug.
Look at those fuckin' dad hugs.
#soft pirate man#I used to RP this guy for years#john silver#treasure planet#self ship#IDC it's a self ship#Let me hug the space bear#I like how he says 'the crew will think I've gone soft!' to his little adorable animal companion too - like Silver be so fr right now
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Look I like Roger enough, I understand what he represents and I generally don’t think he was a bad dude. I do however think he was shit at interpersonal relationships because, what the fuck. Whitebeards crew is infinitely more well adjusted and I’d say he arguably had the more traumatic death.
Like what even, what kind of planning leads a 53 year old man to sire a child knowing he is dying of an incurable illness and is about to turn himself in to be excuted by the marines where he will cause so much chaos it is literally still turning the world on its head 22 years later. He knew he was going to cause so much of a stir that he literally disbanded his crew and told them to spread far and wide to keep them safe. Because he knew the marines would hunt them far and wide But yet he still brought a baby into the world. Babe. What the fuck? What even is that? What was the thought process. I sincerely hope it was an accident and not a deliberate attempt to bring about a new era.
Because if so babe I need to see the recipe or I’m afraid we can never let you cook again
#even tho that baby was ace and I love ace#it’s the way I don’t think there is a single former member of his crew that we’ve seen that I would say is currently happy#like don’t get me wrong I respect his will he seems like a great dude#but you know what they say about great men they’re often not good men#like definition he burned to bright he couldn’t help but leave all his loved ones in the dust as he burned himself out on a fiery explosion#the absentee father vibes are strong with this one#I would argue that he gave all 3 of his sons complexes#fucking ace has such terrible self worth issues and lived his life waiting to die.#shanks is also trying to drink himself to death is so chill it is literaly hazardous to his health and had his dreams arrested at 15#and Buggy is the worst case of forgotten child syndrome and arrested development that I have ever seen#I wouldn't say someone like Marco is currently happy but you can definetly see a future where he is after the grief settles a little more#but it’s been 22 years and Rayleigh is still drinking himself into a stupor and waiting for the second coming of his captain#gol d roger#portagas d. ace#gol d. roger#roger pirates#whitebeard pirates#throwing thoughts to the void#one piece#op#one piece thoughts#one piece meta#I know people like to paint his as this mastermind that practically orchestrated the current happenings in canon#but I think they forget just how much that would make him a giant asshole. pulling the strings of peoples lives#which is such anthesis to everything we know about him and his resemblance with luffy he’s never try to control his crews lives#especially not from beyond the grave#I genuinely think he planned none of it he was just a man trying his best and falling short in some areas#shanks#silvers rayleigh
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I love people who love competent Stede Bonnet but, for me, he's always at his best when he's at least a little bit cringefail
#look i fell in love with the guy whos best raid got him a potted plant#who tells his crew bedtime stories and runs sewing groups#who kills men by the stupidest accidents#who walks into spanish jackies in an all white suit; drank from the nose jar; offended everyone + got wine thrown on him#man for sale stede bonnet!!! dramatic black theatre turtleneck stede bonnet! the guy who goes on nature walks!#i LOVE that guy#hes a little whimsy pathetic cringefail and he means EVERYTHING to me#is he good at what he does? no! but my god. hes having fun#and i genuinely adore him#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#Stede Bonnet#The Gentleman Pirate#idk its not like i didnt want to see him grow as a character (though. SNT) but. i miss his whimsy#i miss the things he did that everyone found embarrassing but he loved#the bits that ed fell in love with#sorry to turn this into s2 crit but. i think thats why i really fell off gb
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Thinking of a Whitebeard modern AU where Newgate gets out of a gang life, cleans himself up and starts fostering kids, teens specifically. He takes in teenagers and usually ends up adopting them. They may only be in his house for a few years but he is their support system. He’s the one they call in an accident. Or when your passport expires. Or a work reference. No strings attached. He helps them no matter the situation with no judgment. He has been so many teenagers fresh start and their safe place. Some of his kids are in their 40’s now. Some are only 17 but he takes in and helps as many kids as possible and so many of them, now adults do their best to help out too. Marco was one of his first and raised him from when he was a child. And now that he’s aging, has moved back in to care for him. They try their best to meet for holidays though they all have their own lives. So the real family celebration is Pop’s birthday where all of them show up to celebrate the man that saved them and spend time with their siblings.
#whitebeard pirates#whitebeard crew#edward newgate#one piece#one piece modern au#modern au#he’s saved so many kids in the system#since it’s not common for teenagers to be adopted#I know logically there would be a cap on the amount you can adopt and foster#but fuck you let this old man have 40 kids#Marco has seen many of his siblings come and go through the house growing up.#he is so many people’s little brother. he’s even more people’s big brother#cop looks at random teen who got into a fist fight in school: so am I calling Newgate or do you belong to someone else?#Ace (and maybe Deuce) end up with him and ace is just a fucking nightmare#rambles#I know I’m not original for this but this man is SOOOO only taking in teens#1. because they fall through the system just like he did#2. no one adopts teens and they need help too if not more#3. Marco was the only child he took in and that’s enough for him#4. everyone in the family swears. he couldn’t put a child through that#thoughts
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sycamore sunday baebyy (ft. baby luke)
#original art#professor layton#the little bread man brought me out of my art drought and I thank him greatly for it#sidenote: have yall noticed that i HATE drawing descole? his hat sends me straight to hell#how tf do people draw him hot??? like how??? where do they get his rizz from?? his eyeholes and pirate hat from pizza delight make him look#ridiculous#he is like the least sexually charged man i have ever seen aside from layton him-godamn-self#....actually if yall can find a way to simp over hershel then i guess des isn't too much of a reach..#desmond sycamore#jean descole#hershel bronev#professor layton and the azran legacy#luke triton#sycamore sunday
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Damn, these bitches in love…good for them though, good for them….
#i literally can’t draw selfship art without making it a meme#like it HAS to be funny 95% of the time#still cute as hell though got me blushing and shit#killer is third wheeling but hes happy about it surprisingly enough#also I desperately tried to not put a lot of effort into this because I overdo it#like I be wantin to make a little meme doodle and end up putting 10+ hours into it#so i told myself NO WE ARE NOT FULLY SHADING THIS PIECE IN ACCORDANCE TO THE PICTURE I USED#like maybe I’ll do that later but this is fine for now#anyways i love kid with my whole heart#we’re married and that’s final#took me about 2 guns to his head to convince him to do it but its fine#thats my man <3#eustass kid#one piece#selfship#kid pirates
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I want the managers of Mattel and MGA doll drops and the descendants writers to lower my coffin into the ground so they can all let me down one more time
#i remembered descendants existed#so after i saw through the soul crushing depression of that being real#i remembered that Harry and Ben were written#and i was like yay#cuz theyve said the phrases#“and you my little ducking are ravishing”#and “idk lets get the anti love spell a little while to take effect” followed by the laughter of a man who's realized that every woman#he will ever love only cares about his status and not him and hes fucking loosing it#but he has to keep it together because hes about to be crowned king at the age of 16#respectively#and its not good writing but its funny#and they get like no screentime#very very crying about it#the women who abuse ben get to have screen time though#that made me very upset#but they do get a scene where ben is tied up on a pirate ship and harry makes fun of hi#and it is VERY homoerotic#they get like a combined 40 minutes of screentime most of which involves them being overshadowed#by the stereotypical girlboss woman#aka mal (fucking hate that bitch)#so fuck Disney#they crushed the very little joy i tried to find in their movies#the mattel and mga thing is self explanatory#ben florian#harry hook#god their names are so awful#and their outfits#resisting the urge to write a whole fixing the 2 of them thing
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netflix one piece live action feels a little like fanfic in that it makes sure it hits all the important notes but doesnt do all the work to make them hit which works in fic where the reader is supposed to bring all the emotional story investment from the original but doesnt work in a multi million adaptation that is supposed to be able to stand on its own or even serve as an intro to the series. it even does this in service to have more koby and helmeppo gay moments in this essay i w
#one piece#opla#the fleshing out of koby and helmeppo is like honestly good its a beacon of light its truly really fun#and all the actors are great it is just what they are given .#they didnt let nami do any real betraying. they didnt even have her steal the merry!! she just stole the map that they added in!!!!#ddont get me started on the gutting of sanjis intro. i dont give a shit about if don krieg appears or not i need to see this guy fuckin#feed the hand thats about to kill him im going to start shaking like a dog.#im almost madder krieg appeared for just a little id rather have that time be used for. anything else really.#like have one of arlongs guys starved half to death when they get to arlong park!or idk anything! no gin appears look its gin! you know him#sanji doesnt even get to beat the shit out of a shitty guest. like i guess he does a little but it feels so blink and you miss it#+the first like two eps were good!! buggys great hes scary and weird and fun. i dont mind that he sticks around longer in theory#but the way he is comedic relief instead of basically every character having funny bits is like. ahghhhgggg. its a symptom of this really#mean and edgy feeling the whole thing has. like the removal of people missing usopps pirate calling :( and how cocoyashi didnt know#nami was working to help them. like p. please. can we have caring and bonds in this world?? trust and love???#anyway. sorry for having expectations of a netflix show im so close to putting this into a more proper form rather than tags. just to get i#all out of my system cause fuck man.#anyway solid 7/10 not as bad as it couldve been
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Them doing a photo lineup of the mugis for the battle and when it's Robin's turn she just turns and does a blue eyed stare at the camera 😭😭
Look at her 😭😭
#i have a question about the heart pirates.... they just look like doctor's assistants... they dont even have weapons and for all we've seen#the only one who maybe can fight is the big guy and he's new... and bepo is the navigator and draws shit maps... how does the crew work.....#well all minks can fight but idk if bepo was trained in zou.... so....#why is sanji's little dance now moving his ass side to side akdhaksk#oh finally!!! shachi and penguin are swordmen and bepo kicks!! we really haven't seen much of them... idr if they did much in sabaody#honestly if law just took his friends for the ride and took care of everything else.... respect#the animation..... JESUS CHRIST!!!!!#there really was no need to bound man now but alas it looks cool#denjiro ITS TIME!!! YEAAAAAAHHH#the wig..... dramatic reveal....#kinemons plan being misunderstood and working becausw of it ajdhajshsj#and what boats did they destroy??? lmaoo??#luffys fit kinda falls apart on his orange jorts... purple and orange okay but red too??? mmm.....maybe red and purple dont match either....#kinemom saying he might die bc he has used up all his life's good luck HAJAHAAJAJ#okay lets finish that last boat but can someone get momo.... please.....#LAW!!! SHAMBLES!!!! GET MOMO!! its so funny how they complain about him not drawing like shit anymore ajdhaks#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 980#sanji can fly come on now....#come on now sanji..... dont let a theatre adult win... well nvm what is that... lmao sanji just taking hits instead of taking nami inside#also the fact that tokis fruit is around now.... who has that power.... or did it go.back in time to appear in her original time???#the orchestral strings version of the first opening as momo flies away..... damn#OMG JINBEEEEE!!!! HE DESTROYS THE SHIP! SERVES CUNT! AND ANNOUNCES HE IS JOINING THE CREW!!! FUCK YEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!#luffy is so happy akdhsksj ME TOO!!!! FINALLY!!!!!#episode 979#<- fucked up.again#luffy loves jinbe so much i really love their relationship!!!!! that's his father now. shanks who
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Oh I gotta actually post art today. Uhhhh here
Pirate and his sad backstory be upon ye
His name is Callum Everwant Carrion Crow, and he’s my little guy ever
(TW under the cut: death via execution, hand chopped off, more implied death)
Army Dreamers got me in a chokehold sorry guys :>
#art#pirates#pirate oc#silly little guy#he’s just an old man.#seriously#he’s like 50 something#is this another mafia au?#most definitely#artwork#digital aritst#<3#avid ocs
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rogue trader devs playing with my fucking heart by not letting us romance the tech priest
#PLEASE. PLEEEAAAASEE#HE’S ADORABLE PLEASE.#his big sad wet eyes#but fr im so sad (just a little)#not a single man who likes men in sight im withering up and dying#the bi pirate lady is so unimaginably based tho#and i’m still considering getting it tho. still considering#warhammer#rogue trader#pasqal haneumann#speaketh#admechposting#roboposting#edit: i’ve learned about the dark eldar guy since i made this post so there’s at least one option but i still have my misgivings
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Natsume: You didn't sleep a wink last night. Why not go and grab a few now? Natori [sparkling]: I'm just fine. It takes more than sleep deprivation to dull my dazzling self, so don't you worry your fussy little head. Natsume [concerned]: Nonsense like that is exactly what someone suffering from sleep deprivation would say! Sensei: Oh really? Has he been sleep-deprived every day of his life?
so i've been watching the natsume dub -
#sensei referring to matoba as the 'pirate-princess-tightrope-walker'????? PLSSSS#sensei to natsume about matoba: your wussy little punches won't do jack#also yes sensei he probably has been sleep-deprived every day of his life. this man is a dumpster fire#thanks to qserasera (thank you qserasera!!!) i've been revisiting the natori and matoba episodes#i had started a rewatch earlier this year but got sidetracked early in season 2 so i'm picking up from there#so to refresh my memory i read through the episode summaries i had written for season 1/early season 2#and got SO EMOTIONAL??? just from reading the summaries? what the fuck???#me earlier today: i can't reread le petit prince right now because my heart can't take it#also me: tra la la let's see what natsume is going to do to pulverize my soul into powder today#natsume's book of friends#natsume yuujinchou#natori shuuichi#my posts#anyway i probably would never have tried the dub except that someone put some clips of english dub matoba on here#and i was OBSESSED with the voice acting???#i'm so glad i decided to try it because so many of the line readings are just delightful#natsume and sensei's bickering especially#i don't love madara's youkai voice. and i like the japanese voice playing touko a lot better than the english voice#but it's nice to be able to listen and like do the dishes at the same time! i love subs but you can't really multitask#i guess since this is the dub i should be calling him master not sensei but i'm too used to sensei#i must say though that i'm really enjoying natsume calling him 'master kitty cat' in full earnestness#i don't speak japanese so i wasn't getting the full effect from 'nyanko-sensei'#i get now why tanuma was so embarrassed
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when will someone pick izzy up bridal style and spin him around? hm?
#it Would upset his tummy but i think he deserves a little holding. as a treat#to be cradled. and spun around with joy#(honestly to me i see this only working as bellhands i dont think izzy would let anyone else get away with it- maybe ed but. thin thin ice-#and i see izzy being too stressed about eds knee to get to unbridled laughter. so sam . hes just appeared; for the first time in a long#time. he sees izzy [they have a little reunion (depending on ~circumstances~ that could just be yelling affectionately at each other like#hey i haven't seen u in a year- or if its after faking his death i see sam getting punched. just a little) they get to kiss a bit etc etc]#then sam just. sweeps him up in his arms. izzy yells in shock and demands sam puts him down but sam just. holds him tighter and#spins him around in pure joy. and izzy laughs#(this; more than anything shocks the crew. they thought the rest of it was shocking- sam bellamy likes izzy???? theyre married???#people think positively about this man they all hate???? wtf wtf. izzy punched sam and got away with it?? the prince of pirates?????#but then izzy is laughing. and theyre astounded. they didn't think he was capable of that. maybe they never knew him at all)#djjdhdhdj ive been. thinking about this. A LOT. today so here#have a ramble about izzy (again)#if izzy not for cradling like lover; why small?#nyxtalks#ofmd#israel hands#izzy hands#bellhands#sam bellamy#i think i went off enough in the tags to quantify those fjdjnd
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once more i apologize to everyone in a 140 mile radius of me i am deeply unwell
#my art#graphite scribbles#Pirate Campaign#Enososin Folook#David L. Jones (Davy Jones)#do i realize that i should probably be using BSL hand signs for these particular characters? yeah. am i going to do that? no.#I was. GENUINELY not expecting this specific interaction with him. It was *very* cute. had to draw it.#question from left field in the presence of a man who thought I was an intruder; 'you this guys' daughter?#like. I don't even gotta say the saint's name it's just common knowledge that you're his kid.' OH OK LEMME FEEL NORMAL ABOUT THAT FOR A SEC#ANYWAYS shoutout to Davy Jones he's very silly and I adore him already. One of the guys ever. Him and the king fr.#SECOND shoutout to the fact I had to fight every single fiber of my little otherkinned being to not say ''yes'' to the question of#"do you think 5 eyes is normal?'' because the answer is yeah. I do. That's extremely normal to me. You have less eyes than I was expecting#alright alright I'm done I just love this fella#id for the images in alt text#rea rambles in the tags#rea's trash
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I really feel like I’ve reached a new level of simp today. ✨✨
I am literally kicking my feet ‘n’ twirling my hair over a fictional man barfing.
AM I OKAY. AM I SANE. WHY AM I GIGGLING OVER A SILLY LITTLE SAD DRUNK MAN VOMITING. 😭
Sorry. I had to get this outta my system. 😩
#normal simp behaviour#or is that just me#help im obsessed#i’m so silly#for context#i am currently rewatching dead man’s chest#and maybe it was because it was late#but man#james norrington fanart#james norrington#my little sad man#he’s so drunk rn#it’s actually so cute#why isn’t he real#i would do anything for him#wanna pet his head#tell him sweet nothings#I forgot this movie completely#feels like a new experience#anyway#I love james norrington#pirates of the caribbean#potc#i’m rambling again#lostfairy text post
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