#like the cheese from diary of the wimpy kid

[aniimoni]

hi hello I updated my designs for my other unnamed au

Bonus WIP titled “The Shroomerrrrrrrr” (ignore rodrick)

old designs under the cut

this narinder is the only one with bright red ear insides lol, it’s how i differentiate him

for anyone curious: Lamb is 6 ft tall, Narinder is 5’8 (he’s still the tallest of the siblings, lamb just gets a boost because 1) i like tall lamb and 2) goodhood and all that)

[mof-rot]

It’s like saying if there was trash on the ground and it’s been there for years. Then someone comes to pick it up because it’s bad for the environment but everyone goes “maybe you should leave it because it’s going to disturb the environment.”

It IS the disturbance of the environment. That’s why I’m picking it up

It’s crazy that countries on the edge of the Sahara desert are reversing desertification by just digging half circles

[snowydoesthings]

to the kids who played "The (my government name) Touch" I hope you're happy with the trauma you caused me <3

[shitsncraps]

bone touch

[lgbtlunaverse]

This page from the adventurer's bible makes me want to cry

Like basically any neurodivergent dungeon meshi fan, I see a lot of myself in the Touden siblings. But I was blindsided by just how much I suddenly related to Falin in this little comic from the adventure bible's complete version.

It's about the Touden siblings' differing relationships with their parents, and why Laios still holds their treatment of Falin against them, while Falin herself doesn't.

We know that Falin was isolated and ostraziced by their village after she saved Laios from a ghost, displaying her uncanny affinity for magic. Her parents, instead of defending her, sent her away, which angered Laios so much he ran way himself before Falin even left for magic school, hoping to make a living so he and Falin could live together alone.

He tells Marcile this, but when she goes to Falin, she says she sees things differently. Her father sent her to magic school to protect her form the rest of the village without having to cause a conflict. He didn't explain that, and we actually see her burst into tears when he says it.

But, well... Laios was gone for a year before Falin went to magic school, and everyone else in the village avoided her. The understanding Falin has with her parents to me looks like one borne out of necessity, she literally didn't have anyone else to talk to.

And this is where we get to the page that made me want to cry

Like I said, I relate to the Toudens because I'm neurodivergent myself. that feeling of suddenly realizing you're disliked, but not knowing what you did wrong or what you should have done instead? Yeah... that's one I recognize.

When I was around 9 years old, the same age Falin is in this comic, a bunch of kids in my class decided to make a "game" where you lost if you touched me. It was basically the 'cheese-touch' from diary of a wimpy kid, except I always had it and couldn't pass it along. They'd pretend I was poisonous or disgusting and run away from me screaming or gagging. The point was to make fun of me. But my autistic little 9 year old ass thought "Oh I get it! It's tag but I'm always it!" So I... played along. Running at a boy and having him fall on the ground screaming in fake pain because you tapped him is, in isolation, pretty funny.

It wasn't until months into the "game" that I realized it was meant to be meanspirited. That the reason I was the one who was always 'it' wasn't an arbritrary rule but the whole point. Because I was weird and gross. I wasn't in on the joke, I was the punchline.

Falin may have come to understand her parents' intentions, but she didn't always. The adventure bible actually tells us that she at first didn't even notice that the rest of their village disliked her. She clearly knows now, but she had to be told. So when her mom tried to exorcise her, she just saw it as an activity she got to do with a mother she usually didn't get to spend much time with because of her poor health. It's only Laios who notices something is wrong.

(Sidenote, Laios being hyper-aware of people's poor attitudes towards Falin but completely blindsided when he's in the same spot, like with Toshiro, is also very relatable as an eldest sibling)

It probably also took Falin months, until after her brother had left and she had no one but her parents, to realize why her mother had been doing all those things.

And I know they're not the same. Even misguidedly, Falin's mom was trying to help her, not make fun of her like those boys in my class. (Though, as a queer person who also cares a lot about the queercoding in Falin's storyline, a parent trying to 'exorcise' their child of a fundamental part of them the parent thinks is evil or corruptive? yeah... that's not perfectly wholesome)

But do you know what I did, when I finally figured out the game was always meant to make fun of me?

To me, it looked like I had a choice.

See, those boys eventually figured out I didn't understand that they were being mean to me. I'd laugh every time I managed to catch one of them, I was visibly having fun. And while it no doubt only made me more of a weirdo in their eyes, they never informed me that I shouldn't be enjoying myself. That the point was for me to feel hurt.

So now that I did know, I had a choice. I could either get upset, and let the insult land as it was supposed to. That wouldn't stop them, because making fun of me was the original goal. Or I could ignore it and go on as usual. They had already accepted that I didn't get it, and they weren't gona stop me from having fun, so why should I?

And the thing is that I had... one friend, in that whole class. One person who actually liked talking to me and hanging out with me. I was lonely. And the 'game' provided me with another social interaction, mean-spirited as it was, that I desperately needed. And it was so delightfully simple. Navigating actual friendships as a kid with autism and adhd was so fucking complicated, and I'd never know when I might break an inivisble rule. But I knew the rules to the game perfectly!

Sometimes, if I was chasing one of them, the others would trap him and hold him down so I could tap him. In those moments it actually did kind of feel like I was playing with them, rather than against them. And it didn't change much, they didnt start actually liking me. But they were willing to roll with the fact that I wasn't upset, and I took advantage of that because I needed to.

So you can look at Falin seeing the best in her parents as her being naïve, but I look at this page and I see myself, at first unable to differentiate between playing and being made fun of. And then later, when I did see the difference, deciding not to get mad about it because that'd mean losing that social interaction, and I couldn't afford to.

Like I said, Falin probably first realized this in the year she spent with her brother gone, and everyone else avoiding her like the plague. If she refused to talk to her parents, like Laios did, she'd have no one left.

I see a lot of people relating to the fight between Laios and Toshiro. that frustration when you realize someone you thougth was your friend actually hates you, and they never said anything, never gave you a chance to fix it because you had no idea that you were even doing something wrong! And I can see that, too. But sometimes, when people don't fully hate you, it feels better to go along with the pretending. Because adressing it won't fix it. Because the problem isn't a specific behaviour, it's you. And if they're willing to tolerate you, despite the fact that it's you, then you'll take it. Because other people do hate you, so this is the best you'll get.

[michaelcerascream]

Javi Martinez headcannons! no crash modern day au 😞🙏

• everytime Nat and Travis go to a gas station to buy cigarettes, he begs Travis to buy him the cheap ass lollipops at the counter.

• loves diary of a wimpy kid books cuz I said so.

•has tons of those caps in every colour that he wears CONSTANTLY. his mother has to force them away from him to wash them.

• takes bad photos of Travis on his camera. like Travis would be mid - bite of some cereal and he would sneak up and snap a picture.

• everytime he gets a sticker from someplace, like school, or a doctor's office, he keeps them in a little box and waits for the perfect moment to use them. he is NOT a sticker waster.

• every party, wedding, quinceanera, he goes to that has a dancefloor, TRUST he is forcing Travis up there. once Travis has had a few drinks and actually does go up, he is literally the jolliest ever.

• he's "too old for toys" yet buys all these silly figures and stuffed animals, and when Travis confronts him and teases him about it, he retorts with "they're collectables!!"

• he loves the zoo. always makes his parents buy him the animal plushies even if they cost like 40 bucks. he has a whole pile of them at the end of his bed.

•watched the diary of a wimpy kid movie and tried to start a cheese touch at his school. failed miserably.

• once got kicked out of a sports store with Travis because Travis kicked a ball at his head on accident and he started screaming and crying.

• whenever Travis was annoyed, Javi and Nat would dance in his room until he smiled. Trust Javi always gives it his ALL.

• has an old tiktok account where he posted like funky ass videos with millennial audios from when he was like 7. he can't figure out how to delete it since he was logged out of the account. he will never show ANYBODY.

• contrary to popular belief, he would not like Fortnite. he tried to play it a few times with some of his friends, but rage quit after 10 minutes.

• minecraft warrior. Has a shared world with Travis where he always blows up his stuff.

"Javi, for fuck sake, dude!!"

and he's mischievously giggling for hours.

• also he is partial to Roblox too. one time he grinded on work at a pizza place for HOURS. he always used to role-play the hated child on meepcity...

• stole one of Travis' colognes and sprays it everytime he's going someplace nice. REFUSES to buy his own and when the one he stole from Travis is running low, he'll fill it with a teeny bit of water...endless cologne hack!!

• ate a piece of Lego once. he was trying to rip two bricks that were stuck apart, so he used his teeth and boom, swallowed a piece. he cried for hours and Travis told him it would be stuck in his stomach forever.

• everytime him and his family go to a restaurant, and they give him a kids menu, his mom forces him to eat from it, because it's cheaper, and he always gets so mad and doesn't talk for the whole meal, with a pout on his face and his arms crossed.

• car window warrior. always glancing out the window on long car rides, making up imaginary lives for everyone he sees going past. his own personal headcannons if you will.

[deafeninggalaxycandy]

✨️TAMMY WARNER HEADCANONS✨️

trigger warning: mentions of drug abuse and underage sex

• Tabitha Rose Warner

• She/Her

• Born on May 30th, 2002

• 5'5"

• Pansexual

• Was fuck buddies with Kenny for about a year. Kenny finally left her alone after Kelly came back. They're still friends though, Tammy's even friends with Kelly. It was really awkward though for a while.

• She's tried to make friends with Karen but Kenny was very stringent on keeping her away from Tammy.

• Started an OnlyFans at 19. She didn't make a lot of money but she got enough to get a tramp stamp which was really all she wanted.

• Big fan of Disney and watches Hannah Montana religiously.

• Like everyone else Tammy forgot Kenny died from her giving him syphilis but he later warned her to go get it cured since she'd only recently contracted it.

• Friends with Bebe because they're both huge fans of Bratz.

• Tammy's parents are both alcoholics who usually leave her alone in the house and have no idea what she's doing, nor do they ever bother to check on her. Her dad is a weed dealer, and her mother is a stripper. She grew up an only child and didn't really have any friends until she came to South Park.

• She's actually a very loyal and sweet person but she's easily trusting and has gotten heartbroken a lot. However, she does a lot of drugs so her memory is bad she's forgotten about a lot of her exes.

• She started doing pills (mostly Percocet's and muscle relaxers) after she lost her virginity to Andrew Sutherland in 9th grade. She just wanted to try them but later got addicted. After that, she started going on Snapchat to find guys to fuck for drugs. However, she felt incredibly guilty and ashamed for having sex so young and casually. The more guys she slept with, the more drugs she needed to not feel disgusting which started a destructive cycle.

• Kenny urged her to get sober but she didn't listen until he overdosed (he didn’t die he just had a seizure that’s why she remembers). Once she saw that, it scared her enough to go to rehab.

• Drinks beer and hard liquor a lot but doesn't like fruity drinks and cocktails.

• Doesn't get along too well with most girls because they see her as competition. She doesn’t get along with boys either though, because they either all want to sleep with her or hate her because she's sexually active.

• Listens to KISS, Guns N Roses, Ozyy Osburne and Alice in Chains

• Worked at Raisins and later moved onto Hooters and a few other sports bars. (yes they both exist in South Park)

• Loves nachos and cheese in general

• Tammy's heart necklace was given to her by her mom as a keepsake. It's not real gold its painted yellow but it has sentimental value (her mom stole it from a beloved ex-boyfriend.)

• Does want to get married one day but she doesn't have much faith in men anymore.

• Genuinely believes being a lesbian would be better (Red fights her about it constantly).

• Originally from New York City

• Plays Call of Duty with Kenny and Red

• Reads Diary of a Wimpy Kid (fangirls over Rodrick in the movies)

• Carries around a pistol for protection.

• Really good at doing hair, she did her highlights herself.

• Eats a lot of junk food and has really greasy skin with lots of acne.

• She backed off after Kenny got a girlfriend, but she still misses him a little. He was the first guy to be kind to her. Even while they were just fuck buddies, he treated her a bit like a girlfriend. He held her hand, protected her occasionally, they hung out a lot. It was really more of a relationship.

Look I tried my best- if they suck forgive me I'm sick rn. oh and there's ONE EPISODE WITH TAMMY IN IT.

ONE EPISODE. THEY GAVE SOME OF THE BEST CHARACTERS. ONE. FUCKING. EPISODE. WHYYYYY-

anyways that's it for the girlies :) Craig and his bros are up next!

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it?

Its as if cheating on Julie wasn't enough, he now puts his fucking burger on the exposed table his parents have probably fornicated on while he's out

[bufffox]

This is an interesting art I made and my own creepypasta. Inspired by #vibingleaf

I was wandering around the website and then my friend that I haven't talked in a while told me that he just got out of jail, I was concerned about what happend. He starts telling me about a strange bootleg website where you read books that are Illegally stolen and being put on the website. However, he managed to get the website working, but there is only one book available, and that is the book of "Diary of a wimpy kid" he took pictures and sent some (i only posted on of them on the screen.)

The book lookes slightly badly made and lots of pages are missing from the original story. But there is one page that caught the reader off guard as he seen the page, it showed rowley talking to greg, but greg looks... strange. He looked like he's been scribbled so much and he looked a little taller. Rowley asked what greg is up to, but greg starts talking, his texted was scribbled. then rowley asked if someone is watching them from the computer and then he talked back with the same scribbled text again.

But then rowley said... "perfect"

There is text slightly visibly on the scribbled text.

The first one... "they are watching us."

And the second... "I'm in pain."

I have no idea what was going on, but the next page shows gregs body starts levitating in the air, and rowley said "good bye greg".

The next five pages are blank, but the book is sort of back to normal with the original drawings instead of the weird scribbled drawing. What very different about the story is that... greg is nowhere to be seen in the book. The reader told me that he thought greg died or something. I still don't understand what is even happening right now. There are some pages that shows gregs family looked... very depressed.

Manny started to cry alot through out the book and Rodrick banging his fist against the dresser while he repeatedly saying, "its all my fault! Why was I so mean to him!". It's pretty out of character of Rodrick being upset over greg. Then it was the part where the the teenagers made rowley ate the cheese on the blacktop.

If you ever read the books, you'll know exactly what the cheese is.

After rowley ate it, the teenagers laughed and then walked away. The other students ran up to Rowley to see if sees alright until one of the kids noticed the spot where the cheese is was gone. And so everyone screamed and ran away from Rowley, and then Rowley was a alone and said...

"I missed you greg."

Rowley walked away from the school and then starts to sit on a bench, He looked even more sad like gregs perents. But then a strange dark shading surrounded Rowley as he was sitting minding his own business, but his character design look similar to the sloppy look from before. And then the book ended. And that was how my freind was arrested for browsing around that he was not supposed to be.

My biggest question is how did the pictures did not get deleted on his phone from the police station, What actually happened to greg, And how did this website turned the book into some Strange drug trip? I'm still not getting answers from this. I guess I'll never know what the point of the secrets of this weird version of the story.

Anyways, that's the strange bootleg DOAWK book. I hope you enjoyed it.

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HI! IM SPONGEBOB!

[outfoxt]

I didn't realize that the cheese touch was something that originated from diary of a wimpy kid. we legitimately had that at my school like it was a huge thing

[l1zardart1stre]

3: Shuebert the Lost Shoe

Just so people know I’m 100% serious on making a secret boss for EVERY AREA IN HOMETOWN, Here’s Shuebert! The secret boss to the track that’s alluded to existing due to the existence of a cross country team. After losing their other half, they endlessly roam the track looking for them, causing many an urban legend about them to be made.

The idea was that he’s a shoe that was left on the track for years and urban legends arose about it saying how it was “cursed” like the cheese touch from diary of a wimpy kid lol. Honestly, considering every other one of these I have planned and designed. They’re HANDS DOWN my favorite, and I literally just started posting these!

Sockswald by @the-winterer , I promise I’ll get the next character for the chapter out eventually.

Sprite.

I’m gonna stop saying what one of these is coming next cuz it always changes lol.

[ch0f0rsh0w]

things I just think of

how does cheese brick up

gingivitis

lobotomy procedure

is onision a real person or greg/Craig

what the hell is rumble.com

why do people j3rk off to literal children

Lady Gaga meat dress at the MTV VMAS

How did live leak get taken down after 15 years when their was literal gore on there

how created the dark web and why

how many people have the same opinions as I do and how many are all the same

How did people learn English back then?

baby shake syndrome

why the fuck did Elon musk turn twitter to x and the logo to an x, you can pay to get verified literally anyone, and you can mostly post whatever.

how was Donald trump the president how did it even happen and how did he even get into politics and how did he even get that role

we need younger presidents because some of these old ass grandpas don’t remember anything or sleep during shit

is god black, white, yellow, red, or alll?? Can he turn into them all, is he a women or a man?? Or is he both, or gender less?

Who made the first text book

‘00s MTV special Eminem and Christina Aguilera Feud about eminem rapping about killing Kim

Onision in a suit, beanie, tie, bullet proof VEST, sunglasses, old ass adidas and some court paper for court for Chris hansen but suing a guy by the same name

“Jared” Fogle the subway mascot of spokesperson is a pedophile that likes to watch children bathe and is basically a child predator

Kim and Ray J Sex Tape/ Paris Hilton Sex Tape/ Pamela and Bret Micheals/

Tommy Lee & Pamela’s Tape

2 girls one cup , also is that real shit?

How did people clean their water supply back then?? And how did they trim their private or hair?

Pewdiepie VS T-Series back in 2017/2018

Number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce

MLG No-Scope/Oh baby a triple/ shrek/mountain dew/Doritos/troll face/wow/uhh uh uh ohhh/my hope will never die

The time I threw up mint ice cream in a tent at a sleepover when my cousin was there

When LeafyIsHere/LeafyIsBeef’s account was at it’s prime and then terminated back in 2020 and Albertsstuff’s videos being taken down and a new account flamingo replacing it but more “child friendly”

Mark McGarth arguing with a fan for them calling him sugar gay once as the paparazzi take the iconic video

Britney Spears shaving her head

Diary of a wimpy kid Singing scene of Greg in the play of wizard of oz

Rowley Jefferson from diary of a wimpy kid being recorded by Greg of him singing “Ke$ha” Tiktok before he falls off the chair and lands on the pokey ball manny made

A trans lady being on jerry springer with a deep voice

Logan Paul’s suicide forest video

Lean and Dab

Wii Shop Music

Mii creations I made on my Wii and wiiu and my character was kaleigh yoshi I think

My uncle dancing while he took my headphones out

Square box tv’s are so different now compared to today’s tvs

Technology has evolved

[turn-your-magic-on]

I just watched this video called Diary of the Wimpy Kid 25 years later and it was one depressing and two reminded me of a nightmare I had about the movie.

In my dream I went to their school and somehow got the cheese touch but it was a real deadly disease in my dream world. The cheese touch illness only was infectious between minors, so adults couldn’t get it. I was trying my best to pass it on so I wouldn’t die but somehow I couldn’t touch anyone. I ended up taking it home and accidentally gave it to my older brother who went to a different school from me. However, he couldn’t pass it on to anyone but me cause we were going home for Christmas vacation. He looked like he had smallpox and I was so terrified that he was going to die that I woke up. I’ll never know if he got a cure from a doctor or if we gave it to some other kid or he passed.

[izakk-tiberius-kyle]

D'ya ever like

Feel like

The slice of cheese from Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

[skylerfurmaniac-deactivated]

that u eated the chez

like........from diary from a wimpy kid????????? is that what u mean lol

or just eated the cheese XD

[geffenrecords]

I still would like to see your stuff about diary of a wimpy kid. hand it over 🫴🏽

oh boy um. okay. so i hauvent posted abt them in a long time but i imagine if youve followed me for long enuf you remember....and boy theres a lot to sayhere

so the context is that like when i was like 14..me & my at the time best friend became just like. obsessed with the diary of a wimpy kid movies. and im dead serious we were obsessed with them. we watched them all the time and talked about them for hours. like im straight up we loved these movies. my only possible defense for what was up with me is that i was really anorexic haha so i was really weird in the head. but anyways, obviously mostly people only talk about those movies because they like rodrick and well looks around yeah. but also ☝️ we were retired glee kids. my friend had previously been the biggest fan of the warblers from glee (who altogether have maybe 8 minutes of screentime) and we were retired newsies fans. we were really cringey fandom kids still & we were really really good at loving total nothing background characters. so !

if you pay attention. in the first movie rodricks band consists of 1 redhead kid on guitar, some emo kid, and some other random guy. in rodrick rules/dog days, his band is two guys named ben and chris (plus bill in rodrick rules and some random kid they found for dog days). chris doesnt have any lines i dont think but he is there a lot in rodrick rules. i dont have any evidence but im like 79% sure he was definitely high during the filming. and if he wasnt hes really good at acting it. ben does have lines though :-) in rodrick rules he and rodrick drive rowley and greg home and discuss what song theyre going to perform at the talent show and he says "dude we'll get to go backstage" at the party scene.

um. anyways yeah. we made them into what was pretty much our own characters and gave them a whole story which is so long and. in all honesty i just forgot so much of i make shit up all the time for it when i do stuff with it now. but its silly and long and to sum it up -> ben works at office max in a mall (i dont think they have office max in malls) and rodrick keeps coming in to print/copy band posters. one night he breaks the machine so he and ben talk and rodrick asks him to join his band. he says yes, so ben and chris join the band which is rodrick and matt (emo kid from the first movie, who guess what doesnt say a single thing. he just stands there and claps at the sorry women scene) also the big joke with matt was that he works at chuck e cheese and hes the guy who wears the mouse costume and ben rodrick and chris all keep going there and pissing him off and eventually he gets mad and yells at them and thats how they all meet. i think thats what we created him for basically. ben is rhythm guitar/vocals, chris is bass, rodrick is drums, and matt is lead guitar. they break up at the end of highschool and reunite after dropping out of college and get world famous haha. just think like really annoying music kids in like 2007 who actually have a successful band...(their song is rodrick rules is good...i promise go look it up).

but ya. its unfortunately such a personal story to me atp that i cant let it go even though im not even friends with that person anymore. and also i dont really care. its funny & i draw them so much now and also. rodrick rules is such a good fucking movie. i dont care its definitely in my top ten favorites im deadass. whatevs.

other noteable things from this is kitty. whos my oc completely but shes chris' girlfriend and we made her up because the whole joke was she pegged him to paramore. hides my face this is just who we were at the time. but i draw her more with my own ocs than i do with chris her boyfriend who is the only reason she exists. i think thats all. im sorry this is so long but ive never actually explained the whole thing. theres so much more but i literally wont stop if i start. go thru the doawk tag on my blog 4 further explanation or ask me...i love talking about them please please.... bonus drawing of them i just did for this👍