#like the cheese from diary of the wimpy kid

[aniimoni]

hi hello I updated my designs for my other unnamed au

Bonus WIP titled “The Shroomerrrrrrrr” (ignore rodrick)

old designs under the cut

this narinder is the only one with bright red ear insides lol, it’s how i differentiate him

for anyone curious: Lamb is 6 ft tall, Narinder is 5’8 (he’s still the tallest of the siblings, lamb just gets a boost because 1) i like tall lamb and 2) goodhood and all that)

[snowydoesthings]

to the kids who played "The (my government name) Touch" I hope you're happy with the trauma you caused me <3

[shitsncraps]

bone touch

[helpits4am]

You get used to it

Maybe the Midwest isn't as good a place as I thought...

[lgbtlunaverse]

This page from the adventurer's bible makes me want to cry

Like basically any neurodivergent dungeon meshi fan, I see a lot of myself in the Touden siblings. But I was blindsided by just how much I suddenly related to Falin in this little comic from the adventure bible's complete version.

It's about the Touden siblings' differing relationships with their parents, and why Laios still holds their treatment of Falin against them, while Falin herself doesn't.

We know that Falin was isolated and ostraziced by their village after she saved Laios from a ghost, displaying her uncanny affinity for magic. Her parents, instead of defending her, sent her away, which angered Laios so much he ran way himself before Falin even left for magic school, hoping to make a living so he and Falin could live together alone.

He tells Marcile this, but when she goes to Falin, she says she sees things differently. Her father sent her to magic school to protect her form the rest of the village without having to cause a conflict. He didn't explain that, and we actually see her burst into tears when he says it.

But, well... Laios was gone for a year before Falin went to magic school, and everyone else in the village avoided her. The understanding Falin has with her parents to me looks like one borne out of necessity, she literally didn't have anyone else to talk to.

And this is where we get to the page that made me want to cry

Like I said, I relate to the Toudens because I'm neurodivergent myself. that feeling of suddenly realizing you're disliked, but not knowing what you did wrong or what you should have done instead? Yeah... that's one I recognize.

When I was around 9 years old, the same age Falin is in this comic, a bunch of kids in my class decided to make a "game" where you lost if you touched me. It was basically the 'cheese-touch' from diary of a wimpy kid, except I always had it and couldn't pass it along. They'd pretend I was poisonous or disgusting and run away from me screaming or gagging. The point was to make fun of me. But my autistic little 9 year old ass thought "Oh I get it! It's tag but I'm always it!" So I... played along. Running at a boy and having him fall on the ground screaming in fake pain because you tapped him is, in isolation, pretty funny.

It wasn't until months into the "game" that I realized it was meant to be meanspirited. That the reason I was the one who was always 'it' wasn't an arbritrary rule but the whole point. Because I was weird and gross. I wasn't in on the joke, I was the punchline.

Falin may have come to understand her parents' intentions, but she didn't always. The adventure bible actually tells us that she at first didn't even notice that the rest of their village disliked her. She clearly knows now, but she had to be told. So when her mom tried to exorcise her, she just saw it as an activity she got to do with a mother she usually didn't get to spend much time with because of her poor health. It's only Laios who notices something is wrong.

(Sidenote, Laios being hyper-aware of people's poor attitudes towards Falin but completely blindsided when he's in the same spot, like with Toshiro, is also very relatable as an eldest sibling)

It probably also took Falin months, until after her brother had left and she had no one but her parents, to realize why her mother had been doing all those things.

And I know they're not the same. Even misguidedly, Falin's mom was trying to help her, not make fun of her like those boys in my class. (Though, as a queer person who also cares a lot about the queercoding in Falin's storyline, a parent trying to 'exorcise' their child of a fundamental part of them the parent thinks is evil or corruptive? yeah... that's not perfectly wholesome)

But do you know what I did, when I finally figured out the game was always meant to make fun of me?

To me, it looked like I had a choice.

See, those boys eventually figured out I didn't understand that they were being mean to me. I'd laugh every time I managed to catch one of them, I was visibly having fun. And while it no doubt only made me more of a weirdo in their eyes, they never informed me that I shouldn't be enjoying myself. That the point was for me to feel hurt.

So now that I did know, I had a choice. I could either get upset, and let the insult land as it was supposed to. That wouldn't stop them, because making fun of me was the original goal. Or I could ignore it and go on as usual. They had already accepted that I didn't get it, and they weren't gona stop me from having fun, so why should I?

And the thing is that I had... one friend, in that whole class. One person who actually liked talking to me and hanging out with me. I was lonely. And the 'game' provided me with another social interaction, mean-spirited as it was, that I desperately needed. And it was so delightfully simple. Navigating actual friendships as a kid with autism and adhd was so fucking complicated, and I'd never know when I might break an inivisble rule. But I knew the rules to the game perfectly!

Sometimes, if I was chasing one of them, the others would trap him and hold him down so I could tap him. In those moments it actually did kind of feel like I was playing with them, rather than against them. And it didn't change much, they didnt start actually liking me. But they were willing to roll with the fact that I wasn't upset, and I took advantage of that because I needed to.

So you can look at Falin seeing the best in her parents as her being naïve, but I look at this page and I see myself, at first unable to differentiate between playing and being made fun of. And then later, when I did see the difference, deciding not to get mad about it because that'd mean losing that social interaction, and I couldn't afford to.

Like I said, Falin probably first realized this in the year she spent with her brother gone, and everyone else avoiding her like the plague. If she refused to talk to her parents, like Laios did, she'd have no one left.

I see a lot of people relating to the fight between Laios and Toshiro. that frustration when you realize someone you thougth was your friend actually hates you, and they never said anything, never gave you a chance to fix it because you had no idea that you were even doing something wrong! And I can see that, too. But sometimes, when people don't fully hate you, it feels better to go along with the pretending. Because adressing it won't fix it. Because the problem isn't a specific behaviour, it's you. And if they're willing to tolerate you, despite the fact that it's you, then you'll take it. Because other people do hate you, so this is the best you'll get.

[worlds-worst-ships]

Do you ship it?

Its as if cheating on Julie wasn't enough, he now puts his fucking burger on the exposed table his parents have probably fornicated on while he's out

[l1zardart1stre]

3: Shuebert the Lost Shoe

Just so people know I’m 100% serious on making a secret boss for EVERY AREA IN HOMETOWN, Here’s Shuebert! The secret boss to the track that’s alluded to existing due to the existence of a cross country team. After losing their other half, they endlessly roam the track looking for them, causing many an urban legend about them to be made.

The idea was that he’s a shoe that was left on the track for years and urban legends arose about it saying how it was “cursed” like the cheese touch from diary of a wimpy kid lol. Honestly, considering every other one of these I have planned and designed. They’re HANDS DOWN my favorite, and I literally just started posting these!

Sockswald by @the-winterer , I promise I’ll get the next character for the chapter out eventually.

Sprite.

I’m gonna stop saying what one of these is coming next cuz it always changes lol.

[bufffox]

This is an interesting art I made and my own creepypasta. Inspired by #vibingleaf

I was wandering around the website and then my friend that I haven't talked in a while told me that he just got out of jail, I was concerned about what happend. He starts telling me about a strange bootleg website where you read books that are Illegally stolen and being put on the website. However, he managed to get the website working, but there is only one book available, and that is the book of "Diary of a wimpy kid" he took pictures and sent some (i only posted on of them on the screen.)

The book lookes slightly badly made and lots of pages are missing from the original story. But there is one page that caught the reader off guard as he seen the page, it showed rowley talking to greg, but greg looks... strange. He looked like he's been scribbled so much and he looked a little taller. Rowley asked what greg is up to, but greg starts talking, his texted was scribbled. then rowley asked if someone is watching them from the computer and then he talked back with the same scribbled text again.

But then rowley said... "perfect"

There is text slightly visibly on the scribbled text.

The first one... "they are watching us."

And the second... "I'm in pain."

I have no idea what was going on, but the next page shows gregs body starts levitating in the air, and rowley said "good bye greg".

The next five pages are blank, but the book is sort of back to normal with the original drawings instead of the weird scribbled drawing. What very different about the story is that... greg is nowhere to be seen in the book. The reader told me that he thought greg died or something. I still don't understand what is even happening right now. There are some pages that shows gregs family looked... very depressed.

Manny started to cry alot through out the book and Rodrick banging his fist against the dresser while he repeatedly saying, "its all my fault! Why was I so mean to him!". It's pretty out of character of Rodrick being upset over greg. Then it was the part where the the teenagers made rowley ate the cheese on the blacktop.

If you ever read the books, you'll know exactly what the cheese is.

After rowley ate it, the teenagers laughed and then walked away. The other students ran up to Rowley to see if sees alright until one of the kids noticed the spot where the cheese is was gone. And so everyone screamed and ran away from Rowley, and then Rowley was a alone and said...

"I missed you greg."

Rowley walked away from the school and then starts to sit on a bench, He looked even more sad like gregs perents. But then a strange dark shading surrounded Rowley as he was sitting minding his own business, but his character design look similar to the sloppy look from before. And then the book ended. And that was how my freind was arrested for browsing around that he was not supposed to be.

My biggest question is how did the pictures did not get deleted on his phone from the police station, What actually happened to greg, And how did this website turned the book into some Strange drug trip? I'm still not getting answers from this. I guess I'll never know what the point of the secrets of this weird version of the story.

Anyways, that's the strange bootleg DOAWK book. I hope you enjoyed it.

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HI! IM SPONGEBOB!

[futturmangamez]

I didn’t want to put you in a stressful situation like this but this had to be done, I’m sorry.. This is very important to me, to us. Your answer to this question might affect our future relationship deeply.. Be careful with choosing your words, my love, good luck…

woul u still love me if I was a sticky ugly woerm :((

FIRST OF ALL THE BEGINNING OF THAT SCARED ME!!

But babe. I would love you if you were that gross piece of cheese from that diary of a wimpy kid movie that everyone was afraid of. I would love you if you were the gum on the bottom of my shoe that I could not clean off. I would love you if you were a broken joystick. So yes. I would absolutely love you if you were an ugly sticky worm☺💘

[turn-your-magic-on]

I just watched this video called Diary of the Wimpy Kid 25 years later and it was one depressing and two reminded me of a nightmare I had about the movie.

In my dream I went to their school and somehow got the cheese touch but it was a real deadly disease in my dream world. The cheese touch illness only was infectious between minors, so adults couldn’t get it. I was trying my best to pass it on so I wouldn’t die but somehow I couldn’t touch anyone. I ended up taking it home and accidentally gave it to my older brother who went to a different school from me. However, he couldn’t pass it on to anyone but me cause we were going home for Christmas vacation. He looked like he had smallpox and I was so terrified that he was going to die that I woke up. I’ll never know if he got a cure from a doctor or if we gave it to some other kid or he passed.

[izakk-tiberius-kyle]

D'ya ever like

Feel like

The slice of cheese from Diary of a Wimpy Kid?

[ask-tweek-and-those-guys]

The headcanons I promised!

CRAIG

-Exact opposite of Stan, he box dyes his blonde hair black

-He knits little hats for Stripe

-He knits big hats for Tweek

-He actually knits all of his gifts for Tweek

-He doesn't like coffee, he prefers energy drinks

-Autistic bc he is me

-LOVES SPACE

-Space and guinea pigs are his special interests

-Vans kid

-Although he prefers roller skating to skateboarding

-He has those glow-in-the-dark stars all over his ceiling and National Geographic space posters everywhere

-Stripe has a super awesome house/play area thingy

-He actually brings Stripe most places

-He sits in his hat

-Or his front pocket

-Lots of blue in his wardrobe

-He's got like 6 of the same blue NASA hoodie

-He also brings his knitting bag everywhere

-It helps with stimming and stuff

-That's also why he didn't ditch his hat

-He plays with the flaps to stim without bringing much attention to himself during class

-Tweek finds it super endearing

TWEEK

-Crochets!

-He gives Craig crocheted guinea pigs in return for the knitted sweaters

-Tweek also brings his crochet stuff everywhere

-Helps with his anxiety

-He doesn't like the way energy drinks taste, they're too sour for him

-Coffee is nice and bitter

-He keeps his hair tied back so he doesn't tug on it

-Craig braids it sometimes

-He smokes a little bit when he's extra stressed

-Only cigs

-Never drinks though

-Hates the way alcohol tastes

-He doesn't like the idea of having a bad trip or just being alone while under the influence, so if he does smoke a little weed, it's always with Craig's supervision

-He rarely smokes weed though

-Doesn't need it considering what's in his parents coffee

-Craig's room makes him feel so safe

-If Tweek is ever having a panic attack, Craig gives him his hat

-It grounds Tweek really well

-If Tweek is panicking in class, Craig will literally drop everything to go get him from class

-They have a special text code

-If Tweek puts double exclamation points at the end of a message, then Craig knows he should call the school and pretend to be Tweek's father

-A bit difficult given his nasally tone, but he manages to fool the office

-Besides, Mr. Tweak calls him out enough to work at Tweak Bros. to make it seem real

-They usually go get Tweek's favorite fast food to make him feel better

-It's Jersey Mike's

-Subway stresses him out

-He loves subs though

-Craig always orders for him

-In return, Tweek gives him the cheese from his sandwich

-Tweek still tweaks, but not nearly as bad as when he was a kid

-Craig has taught him some grounding tactics and they work super well

-(Craig researched anxiety for hours after they got together)

JIMMY

-Silly fella

-He's a goofy guy

-He's strangely good at helping with anxiety

-He doesn't have it himself, he's just helped Tweek enough times to know some stuff

-Love cats

-Like his special interests are cats and comedy

-He will stim so much if a cat comes and sits on his lap or even near him if he's writing a new set

-He knows so many obscure cat facts

-He probably spent hours researching every breed he could

-Has an adapted vehicle so that he can go places without having to call a friend for a ride or get an Uber

-Likes to read

-He loves the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books

-His favorite though is actually a super sad book

-When Breath Becomes Air

-He may be a comic, but he can appreciate a sad biography

-He's got a green thumb

-He and Tweek run the gardening club

-He's also in the board game club with Tolkien

-President and head editor of the school newspaper

-Takes writing very seriously

-He unironically loves minion memes

-Like he just thinks they're so cringy and hilarious

-He also probably knows all sorts of cool friendship bracelet patterns from going to camp so much

-He def gives them out at the beginning of the year

-Does his stand up routine for the guys at lunch

-He hates having his crutches decorated

-Makes him feel like that's all he is, the kid with crutches

-He randomly wears suits and for the whole day he'll just do a stand up bit the whole day

-He's just a silly lil fella

CLYDE

-Kinda whiny

-He makes Craig drive him everywhere

-Tacos are his favorite food

-Scared of dogs

-(Not so) Secretly crushing on Scott

-He's captain of the football team

-Sportsy fella

-He's kinda stocky

-Not as bad as Cartman of course, but he's got a little weight on him

-Loves 80s-90s styles

-Def a crybaby, poor kid

-Still super sensitive about what happened to his mom

-Craig is his best friend

-Craig will beat up anyone that makes Clyde cry

-Huge flirt but he's def easily flustered

-Fidgety kid

-He's got ADHD

-Because I said so

-He's underrated tbh

-He and Jimmy run the comedy club for school

-He's a silly lil guy

-He always joins Jimmy on suit days

-He's really a good guy

-LOVES TAYLOR SWIFT

-Huge TayTay fan

TOLKIEN

-Academic tbh

-He thinks reading is dumb though

-He likes when people read to him though

-He's also a huge Taylor fan

-He and Clyde run the school's fan club

-Although Tolkien would never admit it

-He wants to save a little face

-Loves cooking

-He cooks for the gang all the time

-He makes them all hang out at his house so that he can try a new recipe during movie night

-They always get to be the first ones to try it out

-I don't have much for Tolkien, sorry y'all 😔

[skylerfurmaniac-deactivated]

that u eated the chez

like........from diary from a wimpy kid????????? is that what u mean lol

or just eated the cheese XD

[geffenrecords]

I still would like to see your stuff about diary of a wimpy kid. hand it over 🫴🏽

oh boy um. okay. so i hauvent posted abt them in a long time but i imagine if youve followed me for long enuf you remember....and boy theres a lot to sayhere

so the context is that like when i was like 14..me & my at the time best friend became just like. obsessed with the diary of a wimpy kid movies. and im dead serious we were obsessed with them. we watched them all the time and talked about them for hours. like im straight up we loved these movies. my only possible defense for what was up with me is that i was really anorexic haha so i was really weird in the head. but anyways, obviously mostly people only talk about those movies because they like rodrick and well looks around yeah. but also ☝️ we were retired glee kids. my friend had previously been the biggest fan of the warblers from glee (who altogether have maybe 8 minutes of screentime) and we were retired newsies fans. we were really cringey fandom kids still & we were really really good at loving total nothing background characters. so !

if you pay attention. in the first movie rodricks band consists of 1 redhead kid on guitar, some emo kid, and some other random guy. in rodrick rules/dog days, his band is two guys named ben and chris (plus bill in rodrick rules and some random kid they found for dog days). chris doesnt have any lines i dont think but he is there a lot in rodrick rules. i dont have any evidence but im like 79% sure he was definitely high during the filming. and if he wasnt hes really good at acting it. ben does have lines though :-) in rodrick rules he and rodrick drive rowley and greg home and discuss what song theyre going to perform at the talent show and he says "dude we'll get to go backstage" at the party scene.

um. anyways yeah. we made them into what was pretty much our own characters and gave them a whole story which is so long and. in all honesty i just forgot so much of i make shit up all the time for it when i do stuff with it now. but its silly and long and to sum it up -> ben works at office max in a mall (i dont think they have office max in malls) and rodrick keeps coming in to print/copy band posters. one night he breaks the machine so he and ben talk and rodrick asks him to join his band. he says yes, so ben and chris join the band which is rodrick and matt (emo kid from the first movie, who guess what doesnt say a single thing. he just stands there and claps at the sorry women scene) also the big joke with matt was that he works at chuck e cheese and hes the guy who wears the mouse costume and ben rodrick and chris all keep going there and pissing him off and eventually he gets mad and yells at them and thats how they all meet. i think thats what we created him for basically. ben is rhythm guitar/vocals, chris is bass, rodrick is drums, and matt is lead guitar. they break up at the end of highschool and reunite after dropping out of college and get world famous haha. just think like really annoying music kids in like 2007 who actually have a successful band...(their song is rodrick rules is good...i promise go look it up).

but ya. its unfortunately such a personal story to me atp that i cant let it go even though im not even friends with that person anymore. and also i dont really care. its funny & i draw them so much now and also. rodrick rules is such a good fucking movie. i dont care its definitely in my top ten favorites im deadass. whatevs.

other noteable things from this is kitty. whos my oc completely but shes chris' girlfriend and we made her up because the whole joke was she pegged him to paramore. hides my face this is just who we were at the time. but i draw her more with my own ocs than i do with chris her boyfriend who is the only reason she exists. i think thats all. im sorry this is so long but ive never actually explained the whole thing. theres so much more but i literally wont stop if i start. go thru the doawk tag on my blog 4 further explanation or ask me...i love talking about them please please.... bonus drawing of them i just did for this👍

[fictional-disease-fight]

*not cooties from the movie i just couldnt find a good image and i like the movie

[ask-slendermansion]

Hey here’s a double doozy (You guys don’t need to answer both of you don’t want to) what’s everyone’s favorite book genre? Also does anyone have a favorite sweet treat? (baked goods and all that.) Thabk you and have a good day! =]

EJ shook his head with a smile, "They don't sit well but I'll occasionally have blueberry muffins, they're pretty good. And I like medical books.. newer and less repetitive the better."

Jeff can be seen hurriedly shutting a book, "I don't read shit!" he bites then smiles, "as for sweets, I like chocolate chip cookies." he poorly covers up his book of Diary of a Wimpy kid.

X-virus looks incredibly exited, "The Understanding Viruses 3rd Edition is my favorite it has so much about viruses and how they work and develop and it's helped me narrow down to some really wild ones. As for sweets.. uh any?"

"I don't really have a favorite book." Toby says thinking, "I like all the sweets! marshmallows, cookies, cake, muffins- all great." "On that note, Toby is banned from the sweets after last incident." Slender says from behind him

Jane hums thinking, and looking away, "I don't think they would be to your taste, but any little pastry would be greatly appreciated by me, they're all quite lovey as long as they're not too sweet."

Hoodie and Masky quietly scoot a copy of Twilight of the table, "We like cheese cake, its a nice dessert, hard to get your hands on though."

"I love the Rainbow Fairy! I ask Slender to read it to me before I go to bed." Sally chimes, "and I like the sugar cookies with the rainbow sparkles on them? Those!"

"I don't really care for books, I rather suckers so I don't get my controller all gross." Ben says, not getting to distracted.