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At the moment how I feel

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I like raw veggies…

Yeah of course you hate vegetables when you put no seasoning or salt on them. Meat and grains also taste bad when you boil them with no salt.

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okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

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No see high elves live in hills and mountains while low elves live in plains.

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Vacuum fae

how to be okay when I see my deadname

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hang in there. here’s some good news.

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Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem

Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao

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No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

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i died like 5 years ago my body just kept going

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Spur of the moment type of drawing

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New gimmic for LifeSeries!Scott just dropped everybody

Limited Life Pearl, bleeding out: My white shirt D:

Scott, whipping out the Tide Pen he keeps on him 24/7:

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A conversation I overheard from the booth behind me in the dining hall