#like that was suppose to be my 20s not this fuckery lmao

[koreandragon]

lmao pine that vincenzo netlix thing happens to me all the time.. i also get random notifs on my phone that tell me to "continue watching" bc i sometimes feel like rewatching some scenes. was funny yesterday when i was finishing reborn rich and got so tired of all the fuckery, i took a break and checked my phone and it was just netflix again telling me to watch vincenzo like YEAH.... i might as well now bc reborn rich totally lost me in the last episode

(will rant a little if it's ok!)

honestly though– what in the world was that ending? like who over at jtbc thought this was a good idea and let the writer have her way??? i'd love to know bc i think what the novel did (no HW in the new life, DJ gets revenge, becomes ceo, marries MY, end) was so much better. yeah it's simple but better than what we got. here the writer wanted to be creative? what was the point of ep 2-15 and all that we've seen DJ go through only to have an ending like that and then explain it with "repentance"? like what...... and it was lined with plotholes like a swiss cheese 😭

so while i enjoyed the drama, the end kinda ruined it for me personally. the novel was about rebirth/revenge and while we watched DJ trying to take over sunyang, all that was naught in the end since we end with HW again and nothing he "did" as DJ ever mattered. by changing the ending, the writer completely fucked the point of the story over. now it's about repentance? why not just make a movie with the plot of ep 1 and 16 and call it a day then? idk. the more i try to make sense of it all the more i don't understand. also such a waste of lee sung mins amazing performance :(

what's your general thought of the ending?

vincenzo will forever haunt me, i feel like i see his face wherever i go i wish i could erase it from my head so i can watch it again. my life drama. anyway.

well i didn't love the drama ngl to you there were fun bits where he fucked his family over but none of that was truly cathartic? and there were too much politics and corporate lingo like i barely followed along. i wrote this in a post too that it will never truly be revenge because the jin family won't know who he is and why he's doing it. revenge is all about looking into your enemy's eyes and letting them know it was you who fucked them over and why you did it. isn't it? so i was wondering how that was going to go, i guess they did that with hyunwoo at the end but it didn't actually matter because the guy who did kill dojun and tried to kill him got to die peacefully in his sleep none the wiser. he got to be the chairman of soonyang for 20 years without any accountability.

the doppelganger thing still bothers me like hyunwoo literally could've been played by any other actor because he was only in the first and last eps and some flashback scenes i don't understand why joongki had to play them both it's just too much suspension of belief for me. plus the thing that bothered me ESPECIALLY that i already talked about is that hyunwoo was supposed to know about dojun's accident. he was literally there and he still couldn't avoid it while he was dojun cause he conveniently forgot it ever happened or idk??? like that shit irks me. don't even get me started on the romance and minyoung's character because it was abismal. i trusted this writer because she wrote designated survivor and it's still one of my favorite dramas and it was very entertaining despite being so political. waited a year for this drama cause it's joongki's project after vincenzo but i guess you win some and you lose some. better luck next time.

[kaelleid]

I posted 329 times in 2022

That's 329 more posts than 2021!

78 posts created (24%)

251 posts reblogged (76%)

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I tagged 325 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#ofmd - 223 posts

#izzy hands - 206 posts

#fanart - 104 posts

#blackbeard - 79 posts

#gif - 73 posts

#stede bonnet - 42 posts

#rambling into the void - 33 posts

#lmao - 31 posts

#rambling into a different void - 25 posts

#text - 18 posts

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Izzy was 100% turned on by Stede holding him at knife point in episode 2 and nothing will ever convince me otherwise lmao

71 notes - Posted July 28, 2022

#4

Good lord I keep seeing the “Izzy is an evil man who schemed to BUY ED. Like PROPERTY” meta and it’s just like jesus fandom I am begging you to google what remand means and also stop spreading bad meta.

Also like... Izzy’s plan was to hand over Stede for execution. Ed was not even supposed to be there. He was not part of the initial plan with Badminton at all. That was the whole point of Calico Jack.

78 notes - Posted June 20, 2022

#3

Izzy Fic Recs Pt. 2

My favorite of the Izzy fics that I read the week of May 22-May 28th. See other weeks here.

The Dress That Makes The Man by ketchuppacket

Izzy has to dress in drag for fuckery reasons. It gets both more and less complicated from there.

...

81 notes - Posted May 30, 2022

#2

My person headcanon is that Izzy definitely cries during sex, which has now somehow combined with Con’s comments about Izzy being a good shag, and given me the mental image of Izzy fucking like a champion but sobbing the whole time lmao

118 notes - Posted August 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I need an AU where Izzy comes to accept Stede as captain and just like fully embraces his buffoonery with the same yelling and angry chihuaha energy that he does everything else.

Like Stede is chiding someone for not sharing during arts & crafts time and Izzy is holding them at swordpoint like “You heard the Captain! Share your sequins, dog!”

Stede forces everyone on another beach vacation and Izzy has a coconut drink in hand and inexplicably has a hawaiian shirt that’s somehow made of leather and he’s yelling at the crew that they’re not leisuring hard enough

2,530 notes - Posted September 2, 2022

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[lostchildofthenewworld]

this scene had me in a chokehold as a kid, real cinema

[cator99]

An aquaintance of mine approached me at a party last night and asked "did u hear, (mutual friend) is a terf and swerf!!" And I was just like. Ok I have zero problems with her and I think its fucked up that people jump to conclusions about people's beliefs when they don't even truly understand them and just label shit as something so reductive like terf and swerf, we need to have each others backs as lesbians and bi women, really just as women in general, we live in a conservative shithole and we are doing the work for homophobes and misogynists when we come for each other like this, we need to sort shit out instead of infighting and shit smearing..... I dont think she liked that i didnt immediately just get mad and say some shit like "terfs r evil!" ...she just stood there unsure of what to say. but she's a grown woman, 30 years old, and she can handle the truth, this gossipy tenderqueer cancel kid shit is brain rot :( I continued on to say that my friend isn't hurting anyone, and she responded with "actually, she befriends lesbians and tries to get them to become terfs" like ok I've known her for years, and this behaviour she's exhibiting is called making friends and then sharing opinions and beliefs with them. She's not some malicious indoctrinator... If u don't like her then thats your right but dont go around overstating harm and acting like she's a predator or idk trying to brainwash people with feminism lmao. She's a detrans lesbian in her early 20s, she's living her life firm in her boundaries and values and still going strong after all the fuckery that idiots here have put her through and not once has she bent under the pressure. Fucking intense. People here are straight up insane and hate lesbians and try to tear them apart and think thats progressive or healthy. This makes me so mad! Obviously. Like wheres the critical thinking- of course she befriends other lesbians, and then slowly, cautiously reveals that she's a feminist- she used to be open about it right off the bat and all it got her was, primarily, being treated like garbage. Now she slowly eases people into getting to know her and see her as a human being before sharing her honest thoughts and making room to talk about it so they don't jump to conclusions, because look what happens, how quick people are to label her as a "terf and swerf" and throw her under the bus, going around trying to make people hate her and isolate her from a community that should have her back. What is she supposed to do? They won't be happy until she changes herself to cater to other people's fucked up demands. Same old shit that lesbians have always had to face. Do these people not get it or just not care? End of rant....... i just care for her so much

[yaz-the-spaz]

This 'have dinner with me' thing is just going to end up being more promo isn't it? Remember when the winner of that one contest Liam did was some influencer asshole who clearly just used connections to win? It's just going to be that, the winner is going to probably be some vapid 'influencer' whots daddy paid for her to have dinner with him so she could get some attention. I swear, I'm not this cynical in real life, just when it comes to the damn boys and all the fuckery surrounding them.

that is very fair tbh (and i don’t blame you one bit for being cynical about it either), but it was also just (generally speaking) a mess...at least for laya anyway (i can’t speak to the others that were on it cause i really only saw brief clips of liam and m from the stream after the fact) but yeah they looked ALLLLL kinds of awkward and there was one super cringey point at the very beginning of their introduction where he tells her to say hi to everyone and it was literally like a dad talking to/instructing their kid on what to do (rather than even remotely resembling a “loving” relationship b/t a committed bf and gf lol) and she was soooo stiff and awkward too. she just looked kinda lost and really uncomfortable or like she had no idea why she was really there or what to do (like in general, but also just with her body lmao which like...not hating on her for that cause i can literally relate, i am awk af in real life too but funnily enough that makes it easier for me to pinpoint when OTHER ppl are extremely awkward and she verryyyyyyy much was, like yikessss lol, it was just so cringe-worthy to watch)

also, as @justapayneaway said, pretty sure they did not actually eat like hardly anything lol, literally just were sitting there pushing food around their plates the whole time and occasionally chewing (was it even real chewing lol?) and looking like they kept STARTING to pick stuff with their chopsticks but never actually quite GOT there lol. i’d be surprised if they even took like two bites of food the whole time IF THAT. they looked more like they were in an obligatory dinner scene on a movie set than a real life dinner (esp a dinner as a supposed couple) and ofc were sitting like 57 feet apart the entire time. lol jk i’m exaggerating on that count obvi but still, just like with liam and cher*l, there was perpetually a weird amount of space b/t them that never really closed and felt more like a ‘we must remain this precise distance apart at all times to be remotely comfortable in each other’s presence’ type of thing to me than anything else lol like they never really leaned into each other or looked at all comfortable even being as close to each other as they were (which again was not that close) and there was even a couple moments where she was glancing over at him/in his direction but actually looked to me almost like she didn’t even wanna fully look at him? like she’d looked over in his general direction and it seemed like her eyes/face weren’t even all the way over at the angle they should’ve been if she was ACTUALLY looking at him, almost as if she was looking off-camera or like behind him or something (and there was even a few times i noticed it seemed like she’d use a spot on his clothes or his hat or something as a focal point to look at instead of his face/eyes) and basically it just seemed almost like she was blatantly avoiding looking at him directly in the face/eyes and it was just really weird and uncomfortable imo

of course i say all this literally having seen a total of probably only about 30 seconds worth of footage. no idea how long the actual stream was for (i’m assuming it was for at least around 20-30 mins if everyone on it was supposed to be “having dinner” together). but the fact that all this was visible just from 30 seconds of actual video footage of them together just goes to show exactly why it was taken down lmao. we’ve literally never seen them interact for any lengthy period of time really outside of still shots/photos or posing for paps and i’m sure there’s a reason for that and that reason was just broadcast to the whole world in a super cringeworthy, failed attempt at anything resembling genuine romantic (or even friendly lol) interaction*

how ANYONE with eyes and two working brain cells in their skulls can view that mess and still call them “cute” and “couple goals” (cause some of the posts/clips i saw were from het stans who literally were describing them that way) is BEYONDDDDD my most abstract comprehension lmao but het stans gon’ het i guess 🤷🏽‍♀️

[suchaspookyginger]

also like. what even was the timeline of voltron?

s1 starts off with shiro at 25, keith at 18, hunk and lance at 17 and pidge at 15, right?

correct me if im wrong, but by the beginning of s6, keith is 19 and with his birthday being after literally everyone else’s, we can assume that at least a year has passed (so shiro is 26, lance and hunk are 18, and pidge is 16).

(at least this is what all is confirmed by the wiki so uhhh)

and then the space whale happens and keith is now 21 and i love him bonding with space mom but what kinda fuckery

so then you get into s7, where it took at least a year to get to earth, right? according to pidge it was supposed to take a year and a half, but iirc they got there sooner than expected (dont ask me i havent watched s7 since september lmao). so add to all that.

and then s8 begins and team voltron is clearly fully healed from their battle with the robeast from the end of s7, and im gonna take some liberties and assume that they took a couple of months at least to fully heal, plus all the preparations to go searching for the other robeasts and reforming the coalition and its safe to assume that they stuck around on earth for a year at minimum before leaving.

so at the start of s8, its shiro at 28, keith at 23, hunk and lance at 20, and pidge at 18.

so my big question is what the fuck is s8’s timeline? because that whole thing just did not have a cohesive passage of time shown at all until the epilogue.

but if we’re assuming that only like a month or two pass, i’m not going to try to only add certain character’s ages. so to keep this all pretty cut-and-dry, during the celebration of allura’s sacrifice in the “one year later” scene, shiro is 29, keith is 24, hunk and lance are 21, and pidge is 19. keith is the same age shiro was when shiro went on the kerberos mission and let me tell you there’s a distinct difference in their appearance lmao

(here’s shiro at 24)

(here’s keith at 24)

i literally wrote this entire post detailing how everyone ages in vld just so i can show y’all keith’s babyfaced nonsense. thank you.

[merlinthoughts]

Season 1 Episode 4 - The Poisoned Chalice

- god fucking dammit here we go again, i'm bloody done with my life and do not, at all, want to see merlin die bc i don't remember anything except that, yeah, he dies and someone has to get off their ass and save the motherfucking day and kiss him

- i realise how much i swear in these posts bc 1. when do i not? 2. i'm emotionally invested 3. i have no other excuse i just like swearing

- AAAND NIMUEHS IN CAMELOT SHE THINKS SHE'S SO SLY WITH HER HEAD THING

- id recognise her in a split second tbfh, she aint subtle

- *heterosexual tension*

- merlins skin be looking so smooth this episode, this boy be wearing lots of Dove

- he looked so excited to be in the banquet, then arthur just fucking slashes him with “not quite” and his hopes and dreams are destroyed

- “wanna see what you’ll be wearing tonight?” arthur says as he's behind the fucking changing curtains, about to get undressed and show merlin his birthday suit

- i honest to god thought that was where he was going, but no, he was just getting something from behind it

- “tonight you’ll be wearing the official ceremonial robes of the servants of camelot” IT'S A FUCKING DRESS ISN'T IT

- aw damn id have preferred a dress

- that smile shared between them was the most adorable scene

- god

- i

- fucking

- love

- their

- smiles 

- sm

- best thing ive ever seen

- i mean… hunty look at that piece of glistening butter beauty

- wow ok back to the episode:

- bros being bros and giving each other a handshake to destroy the mortal enemy pack and put together a family, we stan.

- as if a servant who has only had eye sex with another servant ONCE would trust them enough to say that one of the chalices were poisoned. like??? “ur the only one i could tell” LMAO NO?

- she's a sly fucking dog tfbh

- “if he kills arthur, uthers soul will be broken and camelot will fall” at this rate uther prob wouldn't care if his son dies or not, look at him, he's already mentally broken. he has anxiety and paranoia over magic. child services where u at in the medieval ages?

- i wouldn't believe a word she said, or well, id have believed it was poisoned but id say yeah no damn way you aren't in on it if you know which one it is. bayard wouldn't tell a fucking servant.

- HE'S GONNA SNAP ISN'T HE

- MERLIN FUCKING SNAPPED

- yknow what we say here folks? U DO U MERLIN

- okay i was fine if uther made bayard drink it but like the moment uther said “mmmh… no.” and slowly turned to merlin i think my arteries just crunched together and died so

- “if it is poisoned, he’ll die” HE'S FUCKING SCARED MERLIN WILL PASS AWAY ISN'T HE?

- “it's fine” he says, then starts to fucking choke

- ah fuck he's down

- my boy is down

- FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A CHAINSAW

- ARTHUR CROUCHES NEXT TO HIM LIKE “BB NO”

- lmfao bayard looks so shocked, his face is in disbelief and confusion, he's like who tf done me bad

- arthurs carrying merlin fireman style this is what i live for folks

- did like nobody notice the flower stuck on the inside of the cup? like honestly if you take a sip you’d kinda spot it or perhaps even the person pouring the drinks would have been “is this chamomile tea? no? then what the fuckery-doo is this leaf in here for?” yknow. it's like that scene in Matilda when the angry buff lady completely missed a fucking salamander in her cup when it was the size of her bloody hand. it brings out the same mood honestly

- does gaius have an index for these books or does he just have every page memorised and know exactly what page to go bc I FUCKING NEED THAT it would make bio so much easier if i knew what page it was on instead of looking back and forth from the homework sheet to my textbook, then closing it by accident and having to find the index again for that specific page i need

- arthur wants to fucking go on a life-or-death journey to save merlin i've never been so happy

- this is honestly my favourite episode, like it may be really fucking angsty but i love it so much

- arthur betrays his dad and leaves his room even after being told not to just so he can save a servants life is literally my new moto

- NO IT WON'T LOAD MY NETFLIX IS STUCK ON 99%

- okay so while i'm waiting for my shit to load, i just discovered the new fucking tumblr rule starting dec 17 and i'm like 0.2 inches away from just spamming NSFW pics on here just for laughs

- like hunty, that won't stop people from posting elsewhere or for thinking about sex bc like??? whatchu gonna do tumblr?? get the fbi to erase it from our minds

- i think nOT thot

- watch me get flagged for just using the fucking term “NSFW”

- i'm gonna end up asterisking everything (is asterisking a word? wow it has red under it so like probably not but i just added it to my dictionary so uhh it is now)

- by asterisking i dont mean furry kin shit ew no

- i mean like N*FW, s*x, t*mblr, m*rthur

- god it took me like 20 minutes to calibrate my fucking wifi and fix the connection problem

- wow the stage for the poison increased by 75% in 30 mins, damn

- merlins like like having a conniption on his bed lmao, chanting arthurs name and sweating lot

- do we ever find out how uther gets that scar bc i'm like 100% positive arthur was a little child and swayed his fucking sword too hard just as uther rounded the corner. the sword then collided into his fucking brain and destroyed a good part of his intelligence, targeting especially his morals on how to accept people and how to be a good father

- that’s my theory

- merlin starts talking enchantments in his sleep while gwens watching, and gaius is just there like wtf merlin ur blowing ur cover “oh! gwen!! uhhh sorry. he’s just... in a latin study group in his pastime and has an oral presentation in minutes”

- omg, nimueh, stfu

- i didn't know dinosaurs existed back then, this reptile be whack

- y’know what's funny? ppl thinking dinosaurs didn’t exist. i find creationism very very very intriguing bc how fucking stupid could you be

- that sword throw was faker than my moms tits

- arthur could have done better

- k but like what if merlin’s hand wasn’t under the covers? like he was just throwing that blue ball around right in front of gwen

- can arthur like not hear her? nimuehs literally enchanting the rocks right behind his ear lobes and arthur acts nothing of it until those said rocks collapse and he gasps and suddenly he realises shes evil

- also his fucking hair in this scene looks glorious. perhaps bc it's pushed back rather than his bowl cut, but its doing things to my abdomen

- i thought for a second she was pulling off her mask to say “nimueh” and arthur was gasping bc he only recognised her after her hair was shown, just like in that scene with joker and harvey in the hospital

- OH RIGHT THE SPIDERS I LIKE COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THOSE SONS OF A GUNS

- i’d be dead if those spiders came crawling up to eat me lmfao

- k so nimueh went from :) to >:D in half a second

- i'm smelling up those symbolisms, boys

- watch out pals cause here are some of them:

- merlin is the LIGHT of arthur’s life

- he LIGHTS up the party

- he gives arthur a BRIGHTER future

- he's the GUIDE for his path

- hahhahahaha

- i'm serious when i say i have a huge fear of insects (spiders count in that too, no discrimination) so i'm just putting that there, saying to yall id be fucking terrified

- gaius would be so confused, like we don't see his face here but merlins close-up sweaty concentrated frown, but he’s literally just screaming “ARTHUR!!” “FASTERRR!!” “YESS!!” “CLIMB!!!” gaius would be looking like he walked into something he wasn't supposed to. prob thinking he should just let the kid die so he doesn’t have to deal with this shit anymore

- UTHER LOCKED HIS SON AWAY I'M FUCKING QUESTIONING HIS PARENTING SKILLS

- that's grounding???? throwing ur child in prison???

- yes 999 can i have child services on his ass

- gwens so smart honestly i love her

- pretending to be a maiden for the food, god what a queen

- arthur buying it and saying “yuck you say this is food?! disgustang!”

- the fact that i misspelled disgusting but it autocorrected to disgustang (which is originally what i wanted but autocorrect shouldn’t have known) makes me consider if i should really check my dictionary…. who knows what words are on there

- they’re so smart

- and then this fucker ruins it all while eating his food, checking her out and saying yeah arthurs a prick, hyuck hyuck, realising only that wait fuck u aint the maiden

- how’d they know GWEN was the one not supposed to have delivered the food, what if it was that chick right there???

- welll….. maybe it's because gwen took her sweet time up those steps, staring as if she couldn’t blink at the guards below

- i forget what happens at the end of this episode besides the kiss, and there's like 9 minutes left my fingers may rot at this point

- wake him up! wake him up!

- OH WAIT HE DOESN'T FUCKING WAKE UP DOES HE AND EVERYONE PANICS

- YEAH OKAY I'M SEEING THAT NOW

- MERLIN STOPPED BREATHING

- LMAO GWEN IS IN TEARS

- “HE'S DEAD” SHE SAYS

- ARTHUR BB COME IN HERE TO KISS UR HUBBY ALIVE

- OH WAIT UR IN FUCKING PRISON

- WAIT UP, HE'S ALIVE AND SHE KISSES HIM AFTERWARDS????

- FUCK ME I THOUGHT FOR THE WHOLE EPISODE THE KISS HAPPENED BC HE COULDN'T WAKE UP THAT'S FUCKING WITH ME I DIDN'T KNOW

- i keep forgetting to switch up the cap locks, sorry if it seems im screaming im legit using my inside voice for most of the time just emphasizing my words a little more

- goddamn, everytime they say mercia i just think of “murica”, like those americans on the 7th of july or whatever date the “we love our country” day is, chanting it as they throw around beers and fireworks as people gather round in jerseys or crop tops

- it's not that hard to spot the european on here

- the most celebrated holiday here which contains a lot of beers and big pub gatherings (besides every fucking night honestly) is either new years, lowkey stereotypically correct saint patricks, and ig easter monday but that's more for the kiddos

- i mean ofc christmas and all that shit but im not the most devoted christian, i just like presents and small gatherings among good friends

- wow okay it wasn't the 7th of july

- i mean at first i looked up “USA day” (i couldn’t remember the name) and it popped up today’s date, and i was like no thats not it at all. dec?? its in like july i think. and i was close! it was july 4th.

- uther damn knows it's nimueh!!!

- i mean, he just overheard morgana and arthur talk about it, and initiated himself into a convo about it once morgana left, as his sneaky ass just slithered up like “hey man, u know that woman? yeah uhh, what she say? anything about me? no? k i know who it is tho”

- i thought he was going to apologize or like explain to arthur what's the sitch, but he just waits for five whole seconds before saying. “those who practice magic know only evil. they despise and seek to destroy goodness wherever they find it.”

- arthur, confused: sounds as if you know her

- uther, walking away: i do

- arthur:

- wow k lots of fucking quotes here cause it's the merthur reunion

- get ready babs

- arthur: still alive then?

- merlin: oh yes, just about… i understand i have you to thank for that

- arthur, leaning on the chair merlin is sitting in, stifling a smile: ah it's nothing, a half-decent servant is hard to come by. i was only dropping by to make sure you’re alright… i.... expect you to be back to work tomorrow

- merlin, watching arthur as he slightly walks away having embarrassed himself: arthur... thank you

- arthur, slowly: you too

- they stare for like 5 whole seconds

- arthur, uncomfortable: well… get some rest

- there we go folks: my eulogy.

- hope someone reads it at my funeral

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 31.10.18 lb

lmao om's kinda had enough of rudra. he's just holding his tongue for the sake of peace.

i recognize this face coz it's mine, every time i have to deal with my own jaahil family people.

lo ji, bade bhaiyya has already fixed the deal.

oh ho. sign kar. and that’s not a request.

i'm just so struck by how much like his father rudra's acting. like pakka tej ka beta hai yeh.

ooooooooooooooooooh cut-throat shivaay says sign or everyone will know what a fuck up you are.

i am lovinggggggg om's passive reaction, taking neither side, just waiting to see how it all plays out. smart bwoy.

“bhaiyya bol.”

om's tinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nod in agreement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! askdljalsjdk i love him.

lol kaise chaaku ki nok pe bhaiyya bulwa raha hai.

“... warna?” “warna company ke losses ke reports leak ho jayenge.” DAYUMMMMMMMM SHARK SINGH OBEROI IS BAAAAAACK.

“FINE. BHAIYYA.”

aah man. dil par lagi.

lol rudra's throwing om under the bus too. kar di na chote bhai waali harkat.

om's like bitch don't drag me into this, your dumb ass doesn't listen. all you care about is fucking with shivaay.

‘..... is that not what i was supposed to do?’

lol shivaay piling on with blaming him for that dumbass press conference. i'm loving it.

baby ki kursi bhi cheen li. haaaye.

lol the way om is practically falling over himself to sign. he’s had enough of this fuckery and just wants to go back to being a mostly silent-partner asap.

dominance asserted. fall in line punks, BHAIYYA’S BACK.

daaaaaaaaamn that shark smile. fuck me, i love it.

but rudra's gonna get him back for this. i know it already.

i really love how they frame these shots, with rudra against shivKara (who are still distant from each other, but on the same side.)

anika's sent a wholeass picnic basket.

of course he didn't eat.

aur ab phone kaate jaa raha hai. god shivaay you know she’ll come marching down here.

lmaoooooooooooooooo om's wordless acknowledgement and doing the bidding of bhaabi.

ugh her and her suhaagan bhaashan.

saamaan pack kar liya. good. just go somewhere. anywhere. he'll come find you when his dumb ass realizes. just go to the mountains and do vipaasana or some shit for a while and center yourself. lord knows you deserve it.

great, she's threatening gaadi kudaao-ing from pahaadi. shouldn't have taught her that move, shivaay.

“ab isse kya hua???”

lol i lose it every time rudra asks this when shivaay has one of his “dauras”.

ouffffffffff stop screamingggggggg. in front of everyoneeeeeee.

gauri idk why you're letting him run his mouth like this. fucking body slam him, jiju status be damned.

the building he was supp to visit collapsed. uss mein bhi taaqat nahi thi shivaay aur uske chutiyaape ko jhelne ki, toh pre-emptively hi gir gaya.

lol om's given up allllllllllllllllll pretense of not caring about shivaay/anika’s wellbeing. he’s not effusive as he used to be, but it’s apparent he still cares a lot and holds them in respect as per their position.

and rudra is NOT happy about that.

ouff ab gauri ki mooh khul rahi hai, to give gyaan on karwa chauth ki shakti.

you fucking dumbass.

bhavya ne bhi apne 2 paise daalne hain. ouff enough.

lmao sajjjj dhajjjjjj ke nikal rahi hai behen.

le poori family involve ho gayi.

lol i gotta say i realllllllly relate to rudra while watching in dono ki never-ending bakchodi.

om's had enough of playing on the wrong side. he's like my superpowers are being forever fair and just and i musttttttttttt speak up for bhaabi.

shivaay's o rly bitch? where was all this when you wouldn't let gauri and anika meet?

‘damn you didn’t have to go in on me like that tho.’

oh ho anika's turn to be tyaag ki murat. ouff.

godddddddddddddd we all know she's not gonna go.

gauri pls, itne izzat se kyun baat kar rahi hai is manhoos se.

gotta say she’s taking it pretty calmly that this dude is being a fucking jackass and just asked her sister to gtfo for no good reason. guess she has as much confidence in anika’s amaze pati-vrataa-ness as anika herself.

aaah man.

yuck wtf even is this, om; did you buy it off the barbie collection?

but she likes it so........ good job i guess.

ugh i loooooooooove.

rudra does seem to have his moments, i guess. i still wanna give you two three laafas, but aaj ke din side pe rakh deti hoon.

these two still winning though.

marr. guilt se marrrrrrrrrrr, saale.

“aap mere kehne par ghar aa gaye, usse bada gift kya ho sakta hai?”

ugh pls anika. that gift has no aesthetic/resale value.

but good move to fuck him up.

“chand nikal gaya par ab tak anika mujhe bulaane kyun nahi aayi?”

bitch tujhe itni fikar hai toh tu jaaake dhoond na.

oh footsteps.

lololol fucking idiot.

it was bhavya who’s come to call him.

bollywood really needs to make more karwachauth songs coz i am fucking sick of just this one song being used for 20+ years.

aw man i'm glad rikara finally got their perfect karwachauth.

aaaaah fuck my heart. shivaay i wanna stomp on you i swear.

LMAO THE TERRIBLE CGI THO.

“kuch khaaya tumne?”

“khaaya. aapki daant.”

lmaoooooooooooo she's twisting in the knife some more. good.

yes. feed the cranky baby. half his issues are coz his ass is hangry.

yes, emotionally blackmail him back ma. normally i don't advocate for this kinda fuckery par aaj ke din he deserves it.

time for her to faint no? it's not karwachauth for shivika unless one of them is slipping into the oblivion.

yup right on schedule.

waaah kya acting.

dil diyaan gallaan again? ek hi gaana kitni baar karoge ek hi couple pe.

it's taking him allllll there is to him to not hug her to himself. he made that tiny movement and then kinda controlled himself.

lmao.

of course she can't keep from gloating.

lol he's so done.

ugh auraton ki sehan shakti waali bakchodi. hatt yahaan se.

yeah same, i have the exact same face.

ok itnaaaaaaaaaaa bhi excite hone ki zaroorat nahi hai.

le, karwachauth ke din par bhi is manhoos ne divorce papers de diye. BIRTHDAY PE DIVORCE PAPERS, KC PE DIVORCE PAPERS; BITCH PICK SOMETHING OFF HER AMAZON WISHLIST IF YOU’RE SO DAMN CLUELESS ON WHAT TO GIVE HER. FUCKING ASSHOLE.

[pharmacyfollies]

It’s Only March, I Already Need a Vacation: Pharmacy Follies

-Fucktard: "My doctor was supposed to send over a prescription for Folic Acid for my dad."

Me: "We haven't received anything yet. If you just came from there, it can take a little while for us to receive it."

Fucktard: "OMG, he really needs it."

Me: "I'm looking in his profile and see he has a refill for it. I can fill it."

Fucktard: "Yes, fill it. He really needs it."

Me: "Ok, we'll have it ready at 2:15."

Fucktard: "You mean, you can't give it to me now?"

Me: "No, we have to fill it and we're rather busy today."

Fucktard: "But it's only for Folic Acid."

Me: "Yes, that's exactly why it's put in to be picked up later. Folic Acid isn't considered important like antibiotics or pain medication for someone who just got out of the ER."

Fucktard: "He really needs to take this! It's really important!"

Me: "He hasn't taken this since August and it's not considered an emergency life dependency medication."

Fucktard: "You know, I work at ********. If a patient wants a medication right away, we give it to them right away!"

Me: "You want to have it transferred to your pharmacy so he can get it right away?"

The look on her face was truly a Kodak moment.

Me: "So do you want me to transfer it out or do you want to get it at 2:15? I have other people to take care of."

Fucktard: "Just fill it! I'll be back later!"

Yeah, that's what I thought.

-Asshole: "I'm here to pick up my medication."

Me: "Ok, Medicaid didn't cover this. They consider it an OTC item. If you want to get it, it's $84."

Asshole: "What do you mean, they don't cover it?"

Me: "What part did I lose you at?"

Asshole: "How can it not be covered? I really need this!"

Me: "Hydroquinone is a skin lightener. It's not a medical necessity. That's why they don't cover it."

Asshole: "But I really need it!"

Me: "You can buy it, however, it costs $84."

Asshole: "I'm not paying for that! I don't have that kind of money! That's why I have Public Aid!"

And while she's running her cock holster, I"m looking at her ride up and down.

Asshole: "What?"

Me: "I'm just checking out that sweet Infiniti SUV you're driving. Oh, so what were you saving that you don't have that kind of money to pay for a skin lightener?"

She had a confused look.

Me: "Look, Medicaid doesn't cover this. If you want it, it's $84. If not, I have other cars behind you. What will it be?"

Asshole: "I'm going to call my doctor to have him change it to something that is covered."

Me: "You do that."

I need a vacation from this joint.

-It happened. I knew it would. I finally snapped at someone for showing me their expired insurance card. I truly can't take this level of fuckery any more.

Wank Pot: "I'm here to pick up my prescription."

Me: "Do you have a new insurance card?"

WP: "Yes."

Me: "I need to see it."

She hands me the old insurance card.

Me: "I need the NEW insurance card."

WP: "I haven't received it yet but you can use this one."

Me: "No, I can't because it's expired."

WP: "But I haven't received my new one yet."

Me: "So let me get this straight. You know you have new insurance starting on January 1st. You haven't received a new card. It's almost MARCH. Why haven't you called the insurance to get a new card or at least get the billing information?"

WP: "I didn't know I'm supposed to get that myself."

Me: "Well, who do you think is supposed to get that for you?! This is YOUR insurance. This is YOUR responsibility. I don't understand why it's going on 3 months and you have NOT gotten this corrected. What are you waiting for?!! Right now, your medication is over $500. I suggest you get on the phone and make a phone call to get the billing information unless you want to pay cash price!"

WP: "Who am I supposed to call?"

Me: "Whoever your new insurance company is."

WP: "I don't know who that is."

Me: "I can't help you. You need to find out that information and when you get it, come back and we'll update everything."

I had to walk away. I feel kinda bad that I snapped but for fuck's sake!! I deal with this shit ALL FUCKING DAY!! Am I the only person, if I discovered that I have NOT received a new insurance card by January 1st, that calls the insurance company or goes online to their website to get the billing information ASAP so it have it ready when I seek medical attention? What in the fuck are these ding dong's waiting for? Next year for that new card to come in?!! Jesus molested in a manger!!!

-This is EXACTLY how I be looking and walking when I start my shift. Pissed off and extremely hesitant about the fuckery I'm about to be involved in, LMAO!!!

-Just when I thought I experienced it all, this level of fuckery occurred....

Me: "Can I help you?"

Asshole: "I left my prescription at home so can you call my doctor to get it for me?"

Me: "Left it at home as in you're from out of town and you forgot it?"

Asshole: "No, I went to the doctor today. I went home and I forgot to bring my prescription with me. I don't feel like going back home so can you call the doctor to get it?"

Me: "Was it a new prescription or a refill for something you've had?"

Asshole: "It's an antibiotic. It was new."

Me: "Ok, I'll let the pharmacist know and when she gets a chance, she'll give the doctor a call."

Asshole: "How long is that going to take?"

Me: "Well, she's taking care of some other issues so she'll add it to her list."

Asshole: "Can you ask her how long it's going to be?"

Me: "She's on the phone right now so I'm not going to interrupt her until she's done with that conversation."

Asshole: "I'm asking because I have other things to do."

Me: "If you want, you can come back later. I'm sure we'll have the prescription by then."

Asshole: "I'd rather get the prescription before I do my running around."

Me: "As soon as she's off the phone, I'll let her know what's going on so she can call your doctor as soon as she can."

Asshole: "Can't you call?"

Me: "No. Only the pharmacist can take in a new prescription."

Asshole: "Can't you ask her how long it's going to be?"

Me: "You see that woman standing there with a phone next to her ear? That's the pharmacist. As you can see, she's engaged in a conversation. I am not going to interrupt her while she's taking care of someone else. As soon as she's off the phone, I will relay the message."

Asshole: "Since you won't call the doctor, I'll call myself!"

She steps away to make her phone call and I start taking care of the other patient's in line. As I'm taking care of someone else, she comes to the counter and says....

Asshole: "My doctor's office is on the phone!"

Me: "I'm taking care of someone else right now, it's going to be a moment."

Asshole: "How long is that going to take?!"

At that point, I put her on ignore. I'm not entertaining that level of bullshit. I'm taking care of my patient and she makes the grave mistake of saying....

Asshole: "Did you hear what I said?"

Me: "Yes, I heard what you said and I answered you. Do you need me to repeat it? I'll use smaller words if necessary. Due to patient privacy, I need you to step away from the counter."

Asshole: "My doctor's office is on the phone!"

Patient: "You can go and help her because it's obvious there's something mentally wrong with her!"

I damn near died when my patient said that but here's where the fun begins...

Me: "Put your phone on speaker."

Asshole: "You can talk on my phone."

Me: "I'm not handling your phone. You either put it on speaker phone or I'm not helping you at all."

After huffing and puffing, she puts it on speaker....

Me: "Can I help you?"

Nurse: "Yes, what's the issue with her prescription? She says you won't fill it."

Me: "The issue is we can't fill her prescription because she left her prescription at home."

Nurse: "Oh. So why doesn't she go home and get it?"

Me: "That's a good question. Why don't you ask her that? You're on speaker phone. She can hear you."

Nurse: "We gave you a prescription to bring to the pharmacy. Why are you calling us?"

Asshole: "I left it at home and don't want to drive back home to get it. Can't you just call it in?"

Nurse: "The whole point of giving you a prescription was so you can take it to the pharmacy. Whatever. As soon as the doctor is done taking care of his patients, I'll speak to him and see if he'll call it in."

Asshole: "How long as that going to take?"

Nurse: "It's probably going to be a while."

Asshole: "Can't you just ask him to call it in now?"

Nurse: "No. He's in with a patient. If you can't wait then I suggest you go home and get your prescription."

Asshole: "I don't have time to do that!"

Nurse: "And I don't have time to deal with you right now. You have a good day."

And that's when she hung up the phone.

Asshole: "I can't believe this! This is ridiculous! You all are USELESS!!!"

And she stormed off. Me and my patient are just looking at each other trying to wrap our minds around that shit. WTF is wrong with these idiots?! OMFG. I'm fucking done for. I can't no more. God help me.

-As a mother, I know it can be distressing when your child is sick. However, when you come rolling up to the pharmacy acting like your kid is the Golden Child and you're seeking the Sacred Crossdagger of Ajanti, it's going to go down like this....

Me: "Can I help you?"

Idiot: "I'm here to pick up a prescription for my son."

Me: "Ok, it looks like the doctor just sent it over. If you'd like to wait, it will be 20 to 30 minutes."

Idiot: "This is an emergency! He's really sick!"

Me: "Considering it's for Amoxicillin, I know he's sick. However, if it were a real emergency, your doctor would've sent you to the ER instead of the pharmacy. Because I have other patients ahead of you, who also wanted to wait, the wait time is 20 to 30 minutes."

Idiot: "Can't it be done sooner?"

Me: "If it could be done sooner, I would've told you a shorter wait time."

Idiot: "But it's for a child!"

Me: "You see all those little people in the waiting area? They're children too. They're also sick and waiting on prescriptions. If you'd like, feel free to plead your case to their parents. If they agree that your child is more important than their own, I will push your child's medication to the front. Otherwise, it's 20 to 30 minutes."

And $1000 says she waited longer than that to see the Dr. For those who work in Dr's offices, do you also deal with this bullshit? How does that play out? Inquiring minds want to know.

[eternalstateofoctober]

50 questions you’ve never been asked

thank you sterre @cherries-n-rocknroll omfg so many lol 🤍

1. what is the colour of your hairbrush? just grey

2. name a food you never eat. idk pea soup?

3. are you typically too warm or too cold? idk lol, it depends on the season i guess

4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago? scrolling on here probably

5. what is your favourite candy bar? (i’m taking this as like mars bars etc. not the 200g ones uknow) ok but like we have so many specific ones of either here because fazer so like susu? tofferina? dumle snacks? and chocolate in general probably fazer’s salty toffee crunch or honey roasted almond

6. have you ever been to a professional sports event? absolutely not lol

7. what is the last thing you said out loud? no recollection, probably talked to myself in the mirror

8. what is your favourite ice cream? anything b&j, probably blondie brownie core

9. what was the last thing you had to drink? water

10. do you like your wallet? yes because it’s full rn lol. i don’t ever use cash though so i need to make a deposit(?) when all this fuckery is over

11. what was the last thing you ate? the last of my tortilla chips

12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend? oh no

13. the last sporting event you watched? absolutely do not watch sports

14. what is your favourite flavour of popcorn? just the normal buttered ones. or chocolate covered but that’s a bit different

15. who is the last person you sent a text message to? maybe mum

16. ever go camping? no i’m not outdoorsy unfortunately. would be a blast in theory though omg please imagine how nice and fun 😞🤍

17. do you take vitamins? yes but i suppose they probably don’t do much when everything else is wonky. i don’t take naps anymore though when i used to take one every single day 😗

18. do you go to church every sunday? lol no

19. do you have a tan? no

20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza? please do not make me choose omfg but maybe chinese food

21. do you drink your soda with a straw? no

22. what colour socks do you usually wear? funky, black or white, rn only this specific pair of knitted socks i got for christmas though

23. do you ever drive above the speed limit? i don’t drive

24. what terrifies you? many things lol but at the same time nothing because idc. but abandonment or like maybe not being aknowleged as Existing to people

25. look to your left, what do you see? just... my apartment in general?

26. what chore do you hate? not even dishes as much as laundry. the laundry is in another building with a small walk. ok maybe all of them except for idk basic organizing 🤷‍♀️

27. what do you think of when you hear an australian accent? nothing? groovy?

28. what’s your favourite soda? rarely do i drink them but any fancy artisan soda lol

29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru? order in

30. who’s the last person you talked to? mum on the phone yesterday

31. favourite cut of beef? lmao idk

32. last song you listened to? don’t remember

33. last book you read? absolutely no clue

34. favourite day of the week? saturday. literally every single other day is so so bad. oh wait thursday used to be theatre and nowadays it’s for semolina porridge so lmao thursday & saturday. but actually just saturday

35. can you say the alphabet backwards? probably not, how do police assume anyone could or is that fake?

36. how do you like your coffee? no

37. favourite pair of shoes? platform derbies

38. the time you normally go to bed? around 2-3am, surprisingly a bit earlier rn

39. the time you normally get up? naturally around 10-11, if it’s school then it wholly depends on the day, no school rn though lol

40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets? sunrise

41. how many blankets on your bed? one light one otherwise i’d die of heatstroke

42. describe your kitchen plates. plain white & big, only one random beige one which is slightly deeper and is the only one i use lol because the shape is perfect

43. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? i mean i’m rubbish w alcohol so i’ve just stuck to lonkero, gin & grapefruit i guess that is

44. do you play cards? no, only cah

45. what colour is your car? don’t have one

46. can you change a tire? nope lol

47. your favourite province? idfk lol the one i live in because i live here? or uusimaa because helsinki lol

48. favourite job you’ve ever had? can’t really say can i lol but the teaching assistant was lovely

49. how did you get your biggest scar? i don’t even really count them as proper scars lol but cut myself 🤷‍♀️ but it was pretty gross when the scab was coming off lol OK SORRY LMAO

50. what did you do today that made someone else happy? i’m in bed still. maybe that

@supersonicfreddie, @hannafuckingsucks and @get-on-your-bikes-and-ride hehee your turn 🤓✌🏻

[all-these-wild-things]

1 all the way through 85. All the asks. All of them.

1. Are looks important in a relationship? Um, to an extent, yes. A physical attraction is definitely important in a relationship. That being said, I feel physical attraction comes along emotional/mental attraction. Take that as you will.

2. Are relationships ever worth it? Yeah, of course. They work, sometimes. They help us grow, make us who we are. It’s healthy to be in relationships, even if they’re brief.

3. Are you a virgin? Nope.

4. Are you in a relationship? I mean, I certainly have a certain kinda’ relationship with a very special person at the moment, but I’m not sure that qualifies in this question.

5. Are you in love? I do believe so, yes.

6. Are you single this year? Yes.

7. Can you commit to one person? Absolutely.

8. Describe your crush: She’s cute, she’s artistic, she’s smart, she’s driven (toward what I’m not quite sure yet, but she works real hard), she’s sexy, she’s funny, and she’s laughs at my jokes.

9. Describe your perfect mate: Eh, I’m not down for this one. I don’t know if there’s one person out there that’s “perfect” for me. There’s always conflict and that’s not a bad thing. I guess something that’d make a mate “perfect” would be a high tolerance for my fuckery. :^)

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe you can tell how you might be able to feel about a person from the first time you look into their eyes. I don’t know if that’s love, but…

11. Do you ever want to get married? Sure.

12. Do you forgive betrayal? Not easily, and if I do, I never forget it.

13. Do you get jealous easily? Depends. I don’t get jealous of my partner’s friends. I don’t really get jealous over mild flirtations either. Only time I really get jealous is when I see someone make a move at the person I’m intimate with. That’s the time to show a little flex. End of the day, though, she’s with me. *Shrug*

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes.

15. Do you have any piercings? No.

16. Do you have any tattoos? Not yet!

17. Do you like kissing in public? Yes.

20. Do you shower every day? I try.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? I’m pretty sure, either that or she’s a skilled liar.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Probably.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Of course.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Nah.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? We don’t always get what we want.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Probably.

28. Have you ever been cheated on? Yeah.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone? Unfortunately.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? No.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? lmao yes.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yup.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Yeah.

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Yup.

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes.

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Oh yeah.

37. Have you ever liked someone your friends hated? Yeah.

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? I believe so.

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? When have I not?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? For sure.

41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yeah.

42. Already answered.

43. How long was your longest relationship? Seven months?

44. How many boyfriend/girlfriends have you had? More than I recall.

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? That was a long time ago. Probably a couple.

46. How many time did you have sex last year? The only person I had sex with last year was in December to early 2017, so probably a few times. idk

47. How old are you? 21.

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would say? “You think I care about your boyfriend” or something like that.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Can’t relate. Single.

50. Already answered.

51. Is there a boy/girl you would do absolutely everything for? A couple.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Yeah, because I’m done with them.

53. Already answered.

54. Is there someone you will never forget? Yes. I’m putting a representation of @all-things-cameron and my long-term bond on my body, in ink, forever.

55. Share a relationship story: It ended badly. The end.

56. State 8 facts about your body: Hairy, tall, broad, ticklish, pale, chubby, mine, beautiful in its own way.

57. Things you want to say to an ex: Hey, I’m not sorry we didn’t work out. I don’t mean that as a dick move, I just mean that you’re probably better off without me. I’m an asshole. Also, it was just our time to part ways.

58. What are five ways to win your heart? Food, jokes, common interests, long conversation, comfortable silence. Really need all five.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture) Look at my #me, you’ll see plenty. I’m sick atm, so no selfies.

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 10+ yrs on a couple occasions, me being the junior.

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Their eyes and the signs they give.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could do for/to you? Enter a committed, long-term relationship with me. :^)

63. What is your definition of “having sex?” When two consenting adults come together and make sweet, sweet love in whatever form they please.

64. What is your definition of cheating? When two consenting adults come together and make sweet, sweet…intimacy behind one or both’s partner’s back.

65. What your favorite foreplay routine? Give me a bratty girl. ;)

66. What is your favorite roleplay? Cops and robbers. :^)

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Doing just about anything with someone I care for deeply.

68. What is your sexual orientation? I’m straight. I mean, yeah, I fucked a dude, but I don’t consider myself gay or even bi. Wouldn’t really fuck a dude again, unless it was special circumstances.

69. What turns you off? Not much, but uh, general “aggrivating” behavior, I suppose.

70. What turns you on? Almost everything. Certains looks, certains touches, certain words, movements, gestures…The list goes one.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? Don’t really get exceptionally kinky wet dreams. So idk.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? Fuck, Daddy, Please, “Please, Daddy,” and uh, just about anything else that means she’s begging. :)

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Bring me a milkshake. I’m starving and want ice cream.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Hair, eyes, smile, booty.

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Don’t recall.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Not for me to say. You’d have to ask the people from my past.

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? I mean, it’s chill as long as both folks are adults. However, there is a point where age gaps lead to experience gaps and older partners are sometimes in completely different stages in life than younger ones. Leads to couples wanting different things, which is kinda’ unhealthy.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret? I got a thing for people that aren’t available to me. It’s become a trend.

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Idk if it qualifies as jealousy (might be more envy, but it’s a complicated situation) but that was probably about…thirty minutes ago. Friday, October 20, 2017 at 10:15pm. :^)

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? This morning.

81. What are five people you find attractive? Too many to think of. Sorry, can’t answer.

82. Who is the last person you hugged? @maybridges99

83. Who was your first kiss with? A girl from my second grade class. Think her name was Lauren.

84. Why did your last relationship fail? Idk, ‘cause I’m an asshole?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the internet? Probably not again. idk though.

@whimsicallyart I hope you’re happy! XD This is a tell-all of my fuckin’ life, I swear! Thank you though, really distracted me! Much appreciated. :) 

[autisticshuichi]

Okamiden liveblog part 1 It’s time for an adorable wolf puppy and his equally adorable children sidekicks

i’m gonna be perfectly honest with u all i haven’t played this game in probably years and honestly that’s Too Damn Long if u ask me

apparently from the last new file i created i chose greenhorn because i’m a Weenie. I’ve never had a reset a room even on my first playthrough. I buy an excess of ink pots. I just like to have the security ok

ah yes love these graphics. love this clunky movement. god bless okamiden

can someone maybe explain to me issun’s masterpieces. like i get they’re collectibles to get u cool stuff but. issun why did you take ur art, rip it up into different parts, and hide them in chests around nippon. issun are u ok

“I guess he stole Kushi’s heart when he stole Orochi’s life” ok first of all i’m 200% positive kushi had a crush on susano even before then, and also where can i get someone to slay evil demons for me

ah yes i love when 20 minutes into a game it already gives very vague nods to the future temporal fuckery we’re gonna be doing

susano’s house hasn’t changed at all. am i supposed to believe that he and kushi sleep on the floor in his house????? do they sleep in separate houses?? Why??????

the fact that issun calls Sakuya “Miss Sakuya” throws me off every time i play this game bc like. he never did that in okami????? He slept in her got damn cleavage???? was this just a weird translation thing or

Sakuya’s reaction to chibi is me around any dog ever

honestly if i could pet chibi it would never end i would literally pet this pupper until i pass out from heat exhaustion

“why can’t i spend all my time adventuring with chibi?” “ISSUN YOU HAVE A FUCKING JOB TO DO YOU KNOW”

i’m sorry did he just try to use rejuvenation on the tree. that is not the intended purpose sir

TINY!!!!!! DRAGONS!!!!!!!!!!! I LOV EM. GOOD KIDDOS. LOOK AT ‘EM SPIN

you know now that i’m aware of the fact that i’m Gay Af the fact that sakuya’s boobs were Really Distracting to me makes a lot more sense lmao. like pixel-y ds version not so much but in the original. how did i not know i was gay when i was younger

I can’t??? rejuvenation this drying pole???? ok then

i love how when the sky gets dark susano’s immediate reaction is to take an entire boulder and stick it in the entrance of the village. Thanks susano, u are truly my hero.

HERE COMES THE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

with all the dramatic flair of his father, of course. what a got damn nerd-- hE FALLS ON HIS FACE I FORGOT OMG. BIG BIG NERD ALERT!!!!

ok dumb aside here but u could stick Frisk right into Nippon and they’d fit w/ the art style of the game lmao

i love how issun knows how to deal w/ kuni and get him to be brave from dealing with susano months ago lmao

i’m mildly worried about all of chibi’s partners considering his divine instrument. isn’t that also sitting on his back. does it hurt them when he attacks someone. these are the questions that keep me up at night

i wish. in reality my poor sleeping habits are what keep me up at night. well into the daytime. help me

[hhappyelf]

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

I’ve been thinking. I’m waiting for the rain even though my room doesn’t have windows. Goddamnit all. Looks like everybody doesn’t like my lifestyle, but neither do I. Do you know what an unrequited love feels like? It’s like a half-existent gremlin is slapping through your heart everytime you think about her. She... probably realized we had less in common than we thought. I mean I don’t know for sure what happened. What am I going to do, ask her? lmao. I wish she would’ve had a big ass argument with me and attacked me or something before we broke up. I wish she was an evil witch that just led me on. But we broke up without a hiccup and that was that. Take my advice kids, if you haven’t fallen in love yet, don’t even try to. You’ll realize how happy you could be and then you’ll act irrationally. You’ll do anything to be that happy again. Love is a drug-that’s for sure. I had nothing but happy and bittersweet memories. I’ll reminisce and re-live those thoughts everyday forward until I forget the details. They’ll fade away 1 by 1 until only the positives are left. It won’t be a girl that you remember. It will be an angel. I’ll try to move on.  Another 20 years until I find another girl like that probably. Time to sit back and chill I suppose? Long ride ahead.  I think I’ll start doing something with my money besides saving for travelling? World of warcraft maybe. I should probably be trying to change my lifestyle instead of going deeper into the hole though. I don’t think I can handle Tinder though. Self confidence is oafieoghoaghiaeg. Dyeing my hair red was a step in the right direction I believe. I was going to share selfies with “her” but I never got to it. She said she was gonna cut her hair with safety scissors at the time haha. I’m in love with a ghost. “You deserve a real girl” they say. As if she wasn’t one. But I suppose ghosts aren’t real anyways? I hope we meet again in another life. I’ll be sure to give her a hug like I used to. What sucks is that I’m technically not supposed to care for her anymore. I tried to stay friends without thinking. I think I’m an idiot. She’ll always be just outside my reach. I can probably talk to her like old times but I don’t think I can handle that after all. We don’t talk anymore but we log onto communications like nothing. I see her streams but I don’t say anything anymore. I will be forgotten and she will expect me to forget her as well. Her art is so good. But, I haven’t even cried because of this yet. In fact, I know that I unconsciously... can’t care enough to. I’m waiting for the rain but my room doesn’t have any fucking windows. e v e Yeah I definitely have some mental issues right now. It’s really hard for me to enjoy any games I play anymore. That’s a pretty big fucking deal since I use videogames to escape reality more often. I also have a hard time enjoying the music that I used to as well. That shitty feel when you want time to go by faster but you don’t want to sleep because you need to destress. But that builds up stress as well because you are sleep deprived and you realize you’re already stuck in the cycle of modern slavery you piece of shit. They all laugh at me when I tell them I’m ready to retire. “Nice joke lol! You’re obviously too young!” - older man. I’m 20 and I feel like I’m a salaryman.  Note to self: stop worrying about everything, it will all be alright. Except when it’s not. Then, you’ll be majorly fucked when the time comes. But hey, everything’s already fucked at one point or another anyways right? haha! So therefore, there’s no point in caring about how bad a beating you’re gonna get. Wherever that broom lands, you’ll be alright. It’ll hurt like hell, but you’ll live. It’ll leave a bruise maybe. It’ll bleed and sting and get infected from the toxic fuckery around you. me: But you’ll be alive! me 2 me: nah bro i’m dead inside 

[tellywoodtrash]

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plain text version here. 

back to the girls kicking asssssssssss. woooooo hooooo! 

i especially love how anika seems to have a lot of pent up rage that she’s expending on these no-names. 🙃🙃🙃

why is poor rudra being the one targeted? shoot shivaay. he’s the annoying one. 🙄🙄🙄

LMFAO WHAT EVEN... I... 😯😯😯😧😧😧

after a long day of work, i just want a little of whatever gulneet are smoking while writing scenes like these. it would really me unwind. 😌😌😌

“humaare achche khaase show ki kya haalat kar rahe ho, gulneet????” 

OMFG I... i really can’t... I JUST HAVE NO WORDS. I JUST DON’T. 🤐🤐🤐

best part of this: kapde are coming righhhhhhhhhhhht off (who knew tearaway salwar kameezes exist, just like tearaway track suits?), and rudra, THE LOVE INTEREST, closes his eyes, but shivaay is just like: 

“khud ki biwi toh kuch dikhaati nahi. i’ll take what i can get, i guess. sorry, baby bro.” 

(om is me. wondering where to find some of gulneet’s maal. puff puff pass, plz.) 

oufff, i just have to fwd. i can not tolerate this garbage. i’m a rabid feminist and all, but this is fucking ridiculous ok? 😑😑😑

never thought i’d relate to pinky these days, but she’s the luckiest one to faint, than have to witness this. 😐😐😐

presenting - the incredible hulk singh oberoi. ain’t no one touching that baby on his watch. HULK SMASH HIM, SHIVAAY! 👿👿👿

baby be like “my tiny dad is angry. must be serious. 😕😕😕” 

oh my goddddddddddd the water was left on! RUDRA YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WHO DOES THAT???????????? 😧😧😧

mom’s hereeeeeeeee. 😊😊😊

bitch, if YOU of all ppl can get attached to the baby this soon, then she’s an infinitely more kind and empathetic human being. 😒😒😒

yep. time to fuck husband up for his awaiiii ki herobaazi. 😂😂😂

lol, he has the same complaints regarding her and her random dispensing of thappads. 🤣🤣🤣

alllllllll the faraqs. 😚😚😚

baby is getting kissed as a proxy. mom and dad very much want to kiss each other instead. 👪🏽👪🏽👪🏽

pffffffffffft. khanna ko finally hosh aaya. i’m not even going to talk about their security nonsense. 😒😒😒

... where is jhanvi supp to be? is this pune? why is she in the oberoi mansion bathroom then? 😐😐😐

daaaaaaaaaamn jhanvi, that highlight game. #glowAlert 😍😍😍

I FUCKING LOVE THIS TRACK OF SVETLANA BEING IN TEAM JHANVI OK. I LOVE SVETLANA. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. 😭😭😭😭

when svetlana inspires more love in me than one of your female leads *clears throat* you knowwwwww you gotta write that one character better. 😐😐😐

ouff, this MAAAAAAAAAAAA (lol @vishwaspur and her nicknames mannnnnnnn. they’re so addictive.) is so dead behind the eyes. i don’t like this actress at allllllllll. 😒😒😒

oufffff, what is this nonsense Bhavya Bhajan???? the most loved bahu here is Anika, and even she isn’t THAAAAAAAAAAT educated, so what even are you talking about, MAAAAAAAAAAA? 😑😑😑

oh thank god, omkara is here to set her straight. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

*crying* OMKIIIIIIIIII. MY OMKIIIIIIIIIII. 😭😭😭😭

... what does he mean DUSRE BAHUON. there’s just one other bahu. awaiiiii writers bhavya ko family mein ghusaane ki koshish. like what do these ppl even know about bhavya???? she’s been assigned to this family on official duty. she could have a boyfriend for all they know!!!!!!!!! matlab, kuch bhiiiiiiiiiiiii? 😒😒😒

also, pretty sure anika hasn’t gone to college. finished high school and that’s it. 😐😐😐

gauri be like “shit. there he goes being perfect again and making me fall in love. i really don’t need this bs right now.” 😫😫😫

... did nakuul get another haircut? and are his highlights gone now???? OMG DARE WE HOPE @theincorrigiblemagpie??? 😩😩😩

husband has all the feelz seeing wife + baby in his bed again. everything is right with the world again. for tonight. 😍😍😍

hee hee hee, omkara ne chori pakadddddddd li. 😆😆😆

oh no. don’t be building up anika - baby relationship like thisssss. this is hard enough as it issss. 😭😭😭

ouff shivaay, could you be more in love with her???????? honestly. might as well just tattoo it on your forehead. 🙄🙄🙄

omki be like “this stubborn idiot. time for me to open a can of truth on him.” 

ooooooooooh bringing back that controversial scene of DBO. 😯😯😯

“KYUNKI TU DUNIYA KA SABSE BADA BEWAKOOF HAI.” 

observation: rudra’s love for anika is the purest and most unconditional. he will pick her even over shivaay when the situation calls for it. but omkara is the one who understands how well she fits into shivaay’s life, and how integral she is to his happiness, and he will always fight for her rightful place by shivaay’s side. his loyalties lie firmly with shivaay, so he won’t pick anika OVER him, but he will always call shivaay out on his BS and make him realise anika’s true worth. 😌😌😌

“baat karne laayak kuch bacha nahi hai ab.”

oh my heart, shivaay’s heartbroken face and omki’s look. *cries for all eternity* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i swear to god, shivaay is the biggest fucking idiot of them all - why isn’t he using his brain to think even onceeee that om was the one who anika offended the MOST that day - and he’s here fighting tooth and nail FOR her and telling shivaay to get her back. NOT EVEN ONCE IS HE QUESTIONING WHY IS OM SUPPORTING ANIKA SO MUCH????? godddddddddd. 😫😫😫😫😣😣😣😣

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS RETURN OF THIS POEM! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

omki, you’re so wise and beautiful. i love you so much. you magnificent poetry spouting unicorn. 🦄🦄🦄

oh great. these two are having an angsty fight that i really don’t give a shit about. 🙄🙄🙄

“... lekin aap bhool rahi hai ki aap ek ladki hai...”

*record scratch noise* BITCH WHAT YOU SAY?????????? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???? YO MAN BHAVYA, DO ONE OF YOUR 360 ROUNDHOUSE KICKS AND KICK HIS TEETH IN. 😒😒😒

i really don’t get the TONE of this argument? how can you ANGRILY DEMAND that someone share their problems with you? like... 🤔🤔🤔

this whole argument is just weird. and i feel zero connect to it. like i feel a little bad for rudra, but... 😕😕😕

yo ppl, svetlana/jhanvi is my current hot otp of this show and nothinggggg can make me change my mind ok???? I FUCKING SHIP IT SO MUCH. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

IS JHANVI A FUCKING IDIOT??????????? DESPITE ALL THIS PROOF????????? 😧😧😧

TEAM UP, MY QUEENS???? TEAM THE F UP AND SCREW HIM OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😈😈😈

lol, this is just footage of surbhi playing with the baby. too adorable. 😘😘😘

ouffff whyyyyyyy do these ppl still have this jankyass basket??? 

LMAO OM THINKS THE BABY IS A TINY PHILOSOPHER. I KNW HE’D SPIN IT THAT WAY. I JUST KNEW IT. 😂😂😂😂

lol gauri’s face tho. like “sure bro. sure.”

pffffffffffft, harneet. i see what you did there. 😒😒😒

lmao anika and RiKara’s faces at shivaay’s bs: 

bade bhaiyya callling on bulbul for support. #myBrOTP 😊😊😊

hahaha “woh mujhse attached hai jaise scooter pe stepney”

shivaay muttering “yeh middle class examples, my godddd” lmaooooo 😂😂😂

ouff. these idiots. just let the baby say what she wantssssssssss. a baby’s first word doesn’t have to have a lot of MEANING. 🙄🙄🙄

great. you’ve done it. you’ve made her cry. DANCE NOW. DANCE!!!!!!!!!!

BABY’S PARENTS ARE HEREEEEEEEEEEEE. 😧😧😧

OUFF JHANVI, I HONESTLY DON’T GET WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. HOW CAN SOMEONE SO SMART BE SO FUCKING STUPID???? COULD YOU QUIT WITH THIS ABLA NAARI CRAP? 😣😣😣

“styling kaisi bhi ho, bharatiya naari rehti bharatiya naari hi hai. especially jab woh patni ho.”

lmfaoooooo, my girl svetlana spitting some omkara-grade truth. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

OH NO. TEJ IS IN ON THIS PLAN. WHYYYYYYYYYYY????????????? FUCKING HELL SVETLANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I AM SO FUCKING SAD AND BETRAYED THAT THEY FUCKED UP THIS TRACK LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I WANTED SVETLANA TO BE ON JHANVI’S SIDE FOR ONCE, AFTER REALISING BOTH OF THEM DESERVE BETTER THAN TEJ’S BS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEE????? GET MY HOPES UP AND THEN DESTROY ME LIKE THIS??????????????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

lmao how was that supposed to be any proof, when jhanvi didn’t even hear tej’s side of the conversation??? 🤔🤔���

waah. pari is from naam aur khoon waala khaandan. (tell me, have you EVER seen a poor “saxena” in a movie/serial? nope. saxena/oberoi/etc. are just automatically rich ppl names.) 

waaaah, this man is shivaay’s future in 20 years. shivaay looks rightfully alarmed. 😆😆😆

arundati, you’re a little bitch, you know that? who does shit like this???? 😒😒😒

snort, shivaay having to remind rudra that this is a serious moment and he should stfu. 😂😂😂

oh shut up mr. saxena. you’re an asshole. 😠😠😠

“can i have my baby back?” 

nice of her to phrase it so politely, as if she’s asking for a cup of sugar. 😕😕😕

shivaay ko itna sadma anika ke jaane pe bhi nahi hua tha. poor boy. *pats his floofy hair... which [squints] i can’t quite tell if is still coloured or not* 

"ragini? are you fine, BETA?”

ugh samarrrrrrrrrr, why are you so niceeeeeee? stop worming your way into my heartttttttttt. 😥😥😥

“aisa kyaaaaa hai us shivaay mein?”

samar, it’s been over a year, and even WE don’t know the answer yet. if we ever find out, you’ll be the first to know. 😗😗😗

BHAABI. samar was married to chawl girl! 😯😯😯

SAMAR IS BACK TO BEING RATIONAL AND SANE. 

“maine un logon ko dekha hai, aur jitna main samajh paaya hoon, shivaay aur anika achche log hai. don’t mess up their lives, please!” 

samar, dude. you’re tooooooo nice and sane for this show. too pure. too fucking pure. #protectSamar2k17 😪😪😪😪

SAMAR DUDE, GET THIS GIRL SOME DAMN HELPPPPPPP. PLEASE, FOR YOUR SAKE, MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 😥😥😥

awwwww, return of the sahil/anika poemmmmmmmm. 😚😚😚

gauri finally got the name of the drug right! 🤓🤓🤓

could these people stop manhandling this poor babyyyyyy??? one of you hold her, and just everyone can talk to her. ouff. so uncomfortable this looks for the poor child. 😕😕😕

GOD BHAVYA. SHE’S 9 MONTHS OLD. LET HER PICK HER OWN CAREER. 😑😑😑

kunal + baby: MY KYPTONITE. 😣😣😣

lol rudra has the same dialogue for every time a child comes into the house: that he’s happy someone younger than him is here (he said the same when sahil started living here.) 

why he keeps forgetting that he has a younger sister PRINKU, is beyond me. 😕😕😕

awwwwwwwwwwww man. rudra’s cryyyyyying. my heart. 😥😥😥

i knew shivaay wouldn’t say anything. he has to keep his strong waala facade up in public. this stupid emotionally stunted boy of mine. 😔😔😔

SEE, THIS IS THE KINDA BS THAT MAKES ME ANGRY. GAURI SHOULD BE THE ONE EXPLAINING SHIVAAY’S BEHAVIOUR TO BHAVYA. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. THIS IS SOME REAL FUCKERY, AND I AM NOT BUYING IT FOR ONE HOT SECOND, GULNEET. YOU CAN JUST FUCK OUTTA HERE. 😤😤😤

oh my hearttttttttttttttttttttt. she doesn’t wanna let shivaay goooooooo. 😥😥😥

ugh mannnnnnnnnnnn, i didn’t even want this track, why am i having all the feels for shivaay and this damn baby?!!?! goddamn you nakuul and the cutest baby in the universe ever. damn your amazing faces to heck. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

yeah ok we get it, shivaay was very attached to the baby and he’s ready for fatherhood. SORT OUT HIS ISSUES WITH HIS DAMN WIFE THEN. DON’T YOU DARE BE BRINGING A BABY INTO THE CURRENT HOT MESS THAT IS HIS FUCKED UP PERSONAL LIFE RN. 😠😠😠

finally found her ducky! 😌😌😌

i love how they’re mansplaining the baby to her own mom, based on their experience of 3 days. 3 fucking days. 🙄🙄🙄

ok fwding this nonsense. i just can’t take it anymore. gimme the damn precap. it’s almost 3 am where i am and i need some fucking sleep. 😣😣😣

rudra weeping like a baby while dancing though. ouff. *resignedly hugs him while yawning* 

ooooooooooooh. artist omkara issues. very interestinggggg. i think i might like this track! 😌😌😌