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unhinged-nymph · 10 months

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I know it's only 4:30 pm on a Monday but I find myself thinking about rhett buying a thrusting machine and becoming obsessed with it until he realizes he needs the real thing

#i simply cannot start another wip so if anyone wants to take this and run with it pls do #but also #rhett would totally enjoy a fucking machine #like someone get him that for christmas #he'd have a blast #rhink lol

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firephoenix23 · 11 months

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#slugterra #what a way to describe Halloween to someone who has never participated in it before #and Trixie's reaction... priceless #this is the most underrated quote of the show #she probably thought Eli and Will were insane before she learned about the surface #I can totally see Eli bringing Halloween to slugterra #like once a year Dr. Blakk and his ghouls will come back and everyone has to wear costumes to confuse them #and the only way to get rid of him is to gather up candy from the neighbors #I mean he brought Christmas to slugterra why not Halloween #anyway Happy Halloween everyone 🎃 👻

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marinerainbow · 3 months

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Has it ever been confirmed that Bayonetta has met Enzo's family? Because ngl, I would love it if Bayonetta and Mrs. Enzo were friends.

Can you imagine it?? Enzo has all these issues with Bayo and is getting caught up in her and Jeannes' constant fight with Paradiso. Meanwhile, his wife absolutely loves his new mysterious boss, who is the perfect combination of classy and sassy. Literally the best woman to be friends with.

Idk. I know most likely that they haven't met, but I just really like this idea.

(It's probably best to add; I'm only just replacing Bayonetta 2 recently after years, and I haven't played the third game, so I probably am missing quite a few details 😅)

#Bayonetta #Jeanne #Enzo #Nintendo #Sega #Mrs. Enzo #yes shes getting her own tag #also- can we talk about Bayonetta in the second game asigning Rodin the role of playing Santa for the kids?#like- considering that she was focused on rescuing her wife she could have easily just said that it wasnt important and dragged Enzo away #and yeah she didnt OFFICIALLY appoint Rodin the job- just tossed the toy jet to him and said 'someone else can play Santa'#but still. It could be that shes just naturally soft woth kids (see her past self and Loki) but can you imagine if-#she actually MET Ed and Edna?? and started to care about them??? at least a little?????#and think about it from Mrs. Enzo's POV; her husbands boss sent someone to stand in as Santa when she called him back for 'work'#granted its not so great that she took him away from Christmas. but what other boss would make sure your kids get to see Santa #in your husbands absence?!#im probably just reaching for straws here. But still. Food for thought ^^#Bayonetta 2 #Bayonetta 3 #Rodin

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trentskis · 9 months

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happy christmas eve i hope some of u get a grip from santa

#acting as if saka went out all guns blazing waiting to intentionally injure our players please be reasonable!#yes he did injure them but both times was unintentional no matter how u like to look at it. he is not a nasty or dirty player! he just isnt!#and for those saying he gets babied literally take one look at football twitter and how theyre behaving like he killed someone #and saying utterly vile things about him. 'what if it was reversed' it fucking is all the time!! he is consistently fouled and tackled badly #and treated unfairly by refs. why are u letting a draw in a football game get u this heated!!! stop being weird!!!!!#maybe bcus ppl saying this dont regularly watch arsenal but this happens to saka all. the. time. its not some thing arsenal players make up #the same happens to mo all the time!!! come on now and be reasonable and stop piling on a player who is already scrutinised #and make sure u fully understand a situation before commenting on it or just dont comment! because some of u sound very um strange!#this is all coming from a liverpool fan like you are doing TOO MUCH!!!#anyway happy christmas eve gjfgjfkg

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wander-over-the-words · 1 year

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Live for the notion that Benny is always wearing something with a chequered pattern on it like

it’s especially hot out one day so he ditches the blazer. comes down from his suite in a short sleeved button up but oh look it has black and white checkers.

christmas comes around and his christmas jumper? black and white checkers. is it christmassy? fuck you

goes for a dip in the pool. swim trunks? black and white checkers

needs to blow his nose. handkerchief? black and white checkers

one of his boys is getting married or something and they beg him not to wear the goddamn chequered suit so he just “ugh fine” and turns up in a normal black suit and then when someone makes a quip like “funny to see you not wearing checkers haha” Benny looks them in the eye, props his foot up on the nearest piece of furniture and rolls up his trouser leg and oh yeah socks have black and white checkers

gonna be wearing a chequered tie at his own wedding. that's non-negotiable, baby.

the only item of clothing he weirdly never wears checkers on is his undies which are always those boxers with love hearts that you see when dudes get pantsed in cartoons

#Benny Gecko #Fallout Benny #fnv Benny #(alternatively: that christmas jumper has. the TINIEST image of Santa's face on one of the squares.#and any time someone asks how his jumper is christmassy he just points at it like they're the idiot.)#the Chairmen have no idea where he's getting this stuff and at this point they're too afraid to ask #they just accept it now. smile and wave boys smile and wave.#the man knows his signature look they'll give him that at least #just watch he'll get black and white checkers tattooed on himself when he's shit faced drunk and won't even regret it in the morning

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sammygender · 25 days

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wrt dean hitting sam and how its obviously something with an established history of happening from the way sam acts about it (‘you satisfied?.. guess not’ ‘take a swing’ etc). i personally think this has been a pattern in their life pretty much forever. wait i ended up saying way more in the tags im gonan make another post i think

#the thing with sam and dean is also that since they were so neglected a lot of Relatively Normal older sibling behavior becomes something #different. like take in a very supernatural christmas. dean gets mad at sam and starts yelling at him to shut up #and it’s discomforting to watch!! no one is telling dean to stop or in any way contradicting the messages hes giving to sam and ur like.#christ!! but that’s like. Pretty Normal older sibling behavior i think. i was never really the kind to fight with my siblings when they were #kids like that but tons of peoples older siblings beat them up for fun when they’re like 8. but it just becomes different #with sam and dean - because dean does have all the power in a way older siblings dont normally bc usually you and ur sibling are still both #the KID. you know? whereas deans given an authority of fan. idk. deangirls like to talk about dean playing a parental role #if you subscribe to that you have to even more so admit that the way he treats sam becomes very fucked #and i’m not blaming dean for this when he’s a kid. cause how’s he meant to know better and also this is probably how john acts he’s learning #it from someone #but as he gets older? i just reckon it doesn’t ever change. he never learns that it’s unacceptable and sam always lets him treat him The Way #He Does In Canon so he just never changes. and what started off kind of as normal siblings antics quickly shifts into something entirely #different. especially as in canon when dean hits sam its usually like a punishment. after sams gone out of his control. or its to take out #his own anger. which is SO fucked up. and this most definitely was happening before canon #spn #oliver talks #sam & dean

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taiyami · 5 months

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Also this rap business going on with Drake and Kendrick is so wild I'm utterly speechless.

#honestly as a person who cant stand d/ra/ke this is like Christmas #tai talks #finally someone calls him out on being a weird fuck towards young girls he gets no sympathy from me and never has.#and the second kid ? .. if thats true omggg anyways #this is none of my business as im BARELY in the scene but it has made my night rather exciting

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cloudless-petrichor · 1 month

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I don't have parasocial relationships with celebrities, I have a parasocial relationship with the guy who runs the counter at a local Chinese restaurant.

#mine #shitpost #australia #memes #this place makes the best beef brisket soup ever #it's my favourite soup #i get it when I'm sick or as a special treat #i was calling the guy at the counter Soup Man bc i didn’t know his name #he learned what my order was after like the third time i was there #he knows what i get and usually has my order organised to pay as soon as i get to the counter #i learned his name and got him a Christmas present and we always wave to him whenever we walk by the store #anyway he's my favourite and i love him #but i haven't seen him recently and ive been getting kinda worried #but my housemate mentioned today that while he was there he overheard someone talking about a staff member #who had taken some time off recently bc he'd become a father #and i cried in my kitchen bc i was so happy that this man #soup man - who has treated me with such kindness - is now possibly a dad #he is a Soup Father now #i love you Soup Man and your soup baby #anyway thats the backstory to my parasocial relationship with the cashier of a restaurant

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qbwr · 8 months

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I was more of a Joe/Ja’marr girlie but the angst in Buffalo is way more compelling to me rn

joe'marr is compelling in it's own right but there's something about josh and stef.... it's so.....

#askbox #like what do you mean you want to grow old with him #what do you mean that's your brother who you love and it ticks you off when people speak badly about him #what do you mean josh is love #WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANNA CHANGE UR NUMBER TO 1 OR 7 #WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANNA MAKE CHRISTMAS CARDS #WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUYS KEEP PLAY WRESTLING WITH EACH OTHER AT PRACTICE #WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR OWN TEAM WAS MAKING 'GET SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT YOU LIKE STEF LOOKS AT JOSH' MEMES #HELLO?!?!?!?!?

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vagueiish · 8 months

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i don't vibe with astarion as a father for a host of reasons

i do vibe with him being a 'grunkle stan, if grunkle stan were played by bayonetta' type of relative, tho

#i say this as someone who fuckin adores kids but wants 0 of my own #the bat boy would make a terrible horrible father. as he is now. maybe in a few centuries if he worked on himself more?#i dont want to yuck yums but i also kind of wish i could see what some people are seeing because...#im not seeing it #he's the cool uncle/childless wine aunt combined in my eyes #i say bayonetta specifically because of that post with the gif of her and jeanne dressed in foxy santa type outfits and walking cuntily #about to bring on the toy reckoning for christmas or whatever #like. yeah. astarion comes to spoil the fuck out of the young ones and get them hyped up on sugar or whatever #and let them run around with knives. and then he leaves his friends who are parents to deal with the aftermath!#that shit's more fun anyway.....#more power to you if you can see him as a papa i suppose #the beauty of art - people get different things from it #to the void with love

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misterbaritone · 9 months

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My favorite trope in Christmas related media is Santa proving he’s real by telling someone, be they child or adult, about some hyper specific thing they wanted when they were a kid

#doing my yearly watch if Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer and the scene where Santa confronts Austin Bucks #and naturally the rich dude is skeptical then Santa tells him about the action figure he wanted when he was six or something #(tangentially related: Cousin Mel is needlessly hot.)#a more sweet example comes from Violent Night I think #when Santa(played by that dude from stranger things) was talkin to the little girl about the wish for her parents to get along or something #(also remember when they movie randomly dropped that Santa was a once bloodthirsty Viking? wild.)#it’s just hella quaint in my opinion #like proving someone apart from a duplicate by having them reveal a secret you only shared with them #grandma got run over by a reindeer #violent night #christmas #santa claus

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fogwitchoftheevermore · 10 months

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decided to rewatch oli's christmas song stream from last year and remind me again why the fuck oli/sausage is a rarepair again. he sings no less than five romantic songs about sausage (admittedly two of those are just different versions of santa, baby). one of them is him and sausage singing baby it's cold outside together. oli literally left heaven to find this man. what. what am i seeing that everyone else isn't hello.

#space rambles #sorry every once and a while i have to get ill about them again #remind me of this post when it's actually closer to christmas #and maybe ill write/draw something inspired by them singing it's cold outside actually #more likely draw but idk we'll see what i'm feeling #i do genuinely love this stream even though by GOD sausage cannot hold a tune #oli's great as always though #also in the two different versions of santa baby oli says “ive been an awful good boy” and “ive been an awful good girl” so like. gender wi #slight revision he technically sings FOUR songs about sausage #because he sings last christmas at two points and the first time around he goes:#“this year to save me from tears ill give it to someone special (sausage)”#the second time around it's eddie because. of course it is.#and also tbh i think the second time around he is??? maybe singing last christmas about sausage?????#they broke up in the like 30 minutes in between the two versions #ANOTHER EDIT. IT WAS FIVE SONGS (can you tell im just listening to the music again)#the “underneath the misletoe” bit in “all i want for christmas is you” is also followed by him going “sausage”#he's normal

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hellogoodbyegirl · 7 months

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Supertramp in Melody Maker

#right after Crime Of The Century came out! they all looked so young #Rick being described as the jokester of the group kind of surprised me because he is just so quiet although you can see how much fun he has #on stage and stuff like that...#the story of the groups 'sponsor' finding Rick and thinking this kid's got something and the rest is history is kind of funny to me #Rick's manner of speaking with his choice of vocabulary has effected me subconsciously since I use very strong vocabulary sometimes now lol #I love how they got interviews from everyone in the group!!! I love hearing from all of them!!!!!#nothing can break John's stride i love that for him #John is really the most musically knowledgable member it is entertaining seeing him going from instrument to instrument during concerts #they said Dougie looks hungry someone get this man a sandwichhhhhhhhhhh #Bob selling his car to go to the UK is crazy #getting drums sounds like an awesome christmas present #Bob is such an amazing drummer #like the drums are such a cool instrument as someone who played just cymbals its a lot of fun!#Roger defeats The Beach Boys sounding allegations #Roger is so right everyone in the band is so talented in what they do #it is so amazing seeing all of them just meld together and create such beautiful music that I personally love so much <3 #R I C H A R D Davies #Rick Davies #Bob Siebenberg #Roger Hodgson #John Helliwell #Dougie Thomson #all looking so handsome in their portraits <3 #Supertramp

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deus-ex-mona · 10 months

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rage is a ✨way of life✨

#found out that i successfully angered someone by not showing up to work on saturday lmaoooooo #and im just like… gOOOOOOD. BE MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!#mans has no room to be mad anyway. it’s his fault i had to ot for 7 hours to cover his work for him in the first place soooooooo #a nd he’s getting demoted next year and im ahauxucjsjjsjsjsjxjdhss #in other news im kinda annoyed by my mother’s (unfortunate) pressuring of me to go to the upcoming family christmas gathering :(#like no way manssssss i haven’t seen the extended fam since my grandma’s funeral and i’d like to keep it that way thanks~~~~~~~~#and a c h r i s t m a s gathering of all places… m a n. im half expecting them to drag everyone to church to end off the gathering…#i wouldn’t put it past the hosting aunt to do that ngl. she had tricked me into attending a church service in the past and all…#like. man. there’s this local mall that has a similar name to said church service…#so ofc it’s normal to assume that said mall is what she was referring to when she said ‘let’s go to [insert name]!’ with no context right???#and uggshdhdjjsjsjdjs i don’t wanna be introduced to my cousins’ kids as ‘auntie [insert nickname i hate]’ bc that’s lame #and m a n. i definitely don’t wanna interact with my cousins’ kids. i either don’t know or can’t pronounce (or both) their names #i only remember the oldest one’s name (bc he has a stereotypical frat boy name) and the one who’s named after a ninja turtle #but none of the rest. i think some of them have names from my cousins’ spouses’ home countries? dk about the others though #i’m 80% sure one of the girls was named something like ‘triceratops’ but that doesn’t seem right…#being named after a dinosaur sounds cool though… or any prehistoric creature really #if i could choose my own name i’d like it to be ‘coelacanth’#just so i can say ‘i coelacan’t do it!!!!!’ if someone asked me to do something i don’t wanna do. the pun potentials are endless mans #huh. wow… i started this off with a mad coworker and ended it by turning into a coelacanth… how did we get here anyway…?#oh wells no one reads the tags anyway uehxudjdjdjsjsjss my secrets are ✨safe✨

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potatounicoorn · 9 months

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I didn't know dogs could get disappointed in their christmas presents but clearly that is not the case cause my dog has been sulking ever since he opened his present and got bones, instead of having a chance to slaughter a teddy like the previous years.

#He literally looks like someone killed his mom and bestie in front of him #Poor boy #He looked so excited in getting a present and opened it up happily all by himself #And then it was just bones and oh such a clear look of disappointment #We really need to get him a teddy to slaughter #Christmas #Dog #Dogs #christmas presents

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countess-of-edessa · 9 months

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“are the girls going to help you make pierogis?” well no one else is fucking gonna are they? no one else in this house has functional fucking hands apparently

#every Christmas i think about the time we came home from mass and my father said “finally! now we can relax.” and sat down at his computer #and played video games for the next three hours while my mother and sister and i stood six feet away from him in the kitchen making #200 pierogis.#it’s crazy considering the amount of stuff he gets done for him on a daily basis that I would never even think would be done for me by anyo #like bed made for him/all meals/all dishes/food put on his plate for him because he refuses to do it himself/pretty much all errands #whenever he wants tea he just says that want out loud and it gets brought to him by magic #i mean or anything else! he once said “did you say we were having cappuccinos today?” just to no one in particular and we all knew no one h #had said anything of the sort. and then he was given one!#of course he goes to work from 8-6ish every day but other than one day a week it’s remote and has been for years and i can hear him #he is pretty much never not on the phone gossiping with someone #and i don’t begrudge him having a not physically intensive job or anything but im just trying to think of the things he has to do #he makes my mother mow the lawn. i do it when i am home because i think that’s disgraceful.#if my mother begs hard enough he'll do the least amount of yard work possible if it’s something we can’t physically do by ourselves.#but on a daily basis it’s just go to work/eat the breakfast brought to you/eat the lunch brought to you/come downstairs eat the dinner made #for you/play video games until you go to bed in the bed that was made for you in the morning #and on non work days it’s just eat/video games/bed #and like all this to say #he complains more and has a worse attitude than anyone I have ever known in my life #whenever he encounters a minor inconvenience he's talking about how it never ends and he never gets a chance to rest for once #literally any day that’s not spent in complete and total stagnation is considered a failure #he hates when my mother and sister and i are happy like we can’t even play music and laugh in the kitchen while we cook and clean up after #meals because it distracts him from his video games and his YouTube videos about video games and the war in Ukraine #he gets mad when we laugh too much lol like dude you’re pretty lucky you have daughters who can have fun while doing the dishes #considering you haven’t done them in like 20 years #word to the ladies out there btw: my parents used to clean up after dinner together when they first got married. so watch out lmao

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