#like please be SO fr right now🧍‍♀️

[wingslikeiicarus]

.

[just-some-random-blogger]

I Win, You Lose

Pedro Pascal x Actress!Reader

Summary: In Loving Memory of Pedro Pascal, the best bachelor that ever graced the planet. He's not dead, he just got into a relationship and I'm in mourning.

Word Count: 1k+

Warnings: Fem!reader, extremely delusional, socmed au, crack fic, use of y/n smh, fluff, im on my final straw, typos, etc.

A/N: listen pedro pascal is a happy pill for me and i just wanna be silly goofy so let me have this or else i will cry. Tagging: @pinksirensong @aralezinspace @sloanexx @amis-love-bugs @top1bbgloak @sunfairyy @djarinsstuff @mooniesyubi @pedropascalgirly @mmmmandoz @multifandom-fangirl4

Flickering lights. Hollering paparazzi. Click, flash, shudder. Pedro smiles through it all then is redirected to a few interviewers.

The interviewer he is redirected to beams at the sight of him, adjusting his grip on his mic, "hi! How are you?"

Pedro smiles, "I'm good. How are you?"

"I'm great! I'm so excited to see what you have in store for us, as I'm sure everyone else is," he motions to the camera.

Pedro places a hand on his heart. He thanks him, "that means a lot. I'm excited for everyone to see as well."

"Are you nervous at all?"

Pedro blows a raspberry, "I feel like I'm about to pass out any second."

He laughs, "is that the same thing you felt when you were talking to Y/N Y/L/N?"

Pedro's eyes widen a fraction. He lets out a chuckle then stills for a second before playfully slapping the man's arm. He laughs so hard that he can't respond. His face grows a bit red.

The interviewer laughs with him.

Pedro regains his wits, "I won't lie to you, my brain disconnected when she fixed my tie."

"Oh yeah," he agrees, nonchalant, "she did that to me once-"

"SHE DID?!" Pedro gasps.

"-and my- Yeah, she did-"

"When?" Pedro furrows his brows and points a finger, "right now? Right now?! You're not even wearing a tie!"

"No! No! Last time!"

"Well," he purses his lips and raises his brows, "hate to break it to ya, but she fixed my tie, like, 5 seconds ago." He rolls his eyes.

The interviewer raises his hands, "you're right. You win."

"Yes, that's correct."

Y/N Y/L/N poses with Pedro Pascal and stuns in blue dress

pascaldailyupdates: Okay but y/n and pedro 👀👀👀👀

anakinskyrunnin: 🧍‍♀️ this wasn't on my bucket list

ynforgetsramen: WHY ARE THEY POSING LIKE THAT

→ oscarpascal replied: THE WAY HE LOOKIN HER HAS ME ILL

→ → ynishotok replied: ??? CONFIRMING A RELATIONSHIP SOON

grogumybeloved: BRO BRO BRO WHAT @.dilfpascal have you SEEN THIS

→ dilfpascal replied: ❌👄❌ wdm

ynweekly: SO YOURE TELLING ME MY PREDICTIONS WERE ALL WRONG?

→ oscarpascal replied: LITERALLY ME THIS IS SUCH A PLOT TWIST

hollywoodscoop: Y/N Y/L/N & Pedro Pascal spotted with friends in New Yourk.

→ smexywolf replied: THAT COULD LITERALLY BE AND MY GRAMMA THATS SO PIXELATED

→ starwitch replied: YO WAHT

→ javijavipedro replied: GUYS DW I WENT TO NEW YORK AND DIDNT SEE THIS 😌 it cant be real

→ ynftw replied: [VIOLENT SCREAMING] I THOUGHT SHE WAS DATING ANDREW GARFIELD MY SHIP WHAT ABOUT MY SHIP

→ → ynishotok replied: 😭😭😭 PLEASE SAME THOUGHTS

→ goetye replied: I HAVE EXAMS WHAT IS THIS

→ javimypapi replied: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH FUCKING Y/N DAFAQ

→ → 1234choco replied: gg fr fr

Pedro Pascal & Y/N Y/L/N Confirm Relationship

Pascal has confirmed to Volume Magazine that he and actress Y/N Y/L/N have been in a "loving relationship" for a few months now.

pefropuppet: 🤪 loving 🤪 realtionship 🤪

→ javimypapi replied: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 time to delete myself

It's Official! Pedro Pascal & Y/N Y/L/N are dating

And they're the cutest couple on this side of the planet.

wuit39pi: so glad i live on the otherside of the planet. that means this isn't real

c00lwhip: Y/N and I are still dating on the other side.

→ crayonpascal replied: me with pedro

ICYMI: Y/N Y/L/N dating Pedro Pascal

But I'm willing to bet you Pedro girlies did not miss a second of it.

djarinoppa: please this article is being so LOUD 😭

Radio 100 - Y/N Y/LN talks Pedro Pascal

"Let's talk about it," the young interviewer says, pursing her lips, pinching the air with her manicured nails.

I let out a breathy chuckle and nod, "let's."

"Pedro Pascal."

"Pedro Pascal," I repeat with a smile, continuing to nod.

"I want to know everything," she says, adjusting her headphones and her mic, "we at Radio 100, along with the rest of the world, want to know--" she turns to me, "--how did you bag the baddie?"

I break into laughter.

The host stresses, "the baddie."

"THE baddie," I repeat, "the baddie of our generation, Pedro Pascal," I chuckle and suck in a breath.

The interviewer chuckles with me and motions, "because goodness knows we're all going to be taking notes."

I sigh and think for a moment. I link my hands together and prop them on the table in front of me, "ya know, I was just real with him."

She nods, eager to know what else I had to say.

"I told him," I shrug, "I could bring him in hot or I could bring him in cold."

She breaks into a fit of laughs before I even finish the sentence. I laugh along with her, pleased with the reaction I garnered. She wheezes, "no but did you really?"

"Absolutely not," I snort, "that would have been great though, wouldn't? I'm pretty sure if I did do that, he would have cried."

We both cackle.

"Like," I chuckle, "don't know if it's a good cry or a bad cry but there would have been tears."

dukes_Ducks reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] 😱😱😱😱

cheeseontoast reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] THE PEDRO MEME???????????????????????????????????????????

anabreathing reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] ARE WE GOING TO SEE THEM ON A MAGAZINE TOGETHER LORD HAVE MERCY

TESTmeTRY reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] in front of my mother fucking salad 💀✋

pascalispunk reposted itsYNduh's story:

howlorgrowl reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] did this mf really just say strongly worded letter 😂😂 fuck outta here

itsYNduh reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] THANK YOU 😤😤

dindjarindaddy reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] ????? WHAT IS THIS

thelastofh0e reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] his boomer jumped out smh SCREAMING

pascaldailyupdates: Pedro and Y/N spotted together in a beach in Malibu.

→ MOONBABE replied: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *RUNS INTO A TRAINTRACK*

→ igotb00bs replied: 💔SO💔HAPPY💔FOR💔YOU💔

→ brrrrambo replied: shhhh you guys its too blurry to tell who it is

→ → dilfpascal replied: LMAOOO

→ → → ynishotok replied: we love denial 🤡

→ cornyluvaffir replied: OK BUT THE HANDS AND THE LEANING AND THE THING WITH THE

→ javimypapi replied: NO CUZ THE WAY MY DAD SAID HE SAW THE MANDO GUY ON THE BEACH AND I DIDNT BELIEVE HIM

→ → 404dead replied: ✋✋✋✋ aint no fucking way 💀

→ dingdongdont replied: *sips clorox cutely*

dadystate0mind: BABE WAKE UP NEW PEDRO Y/N PICS JUST DROPPED

→ dilfpascal replied: what if was my last straw

→ ynbaeluv replied: im so glad this is blurry so i can pretend i didnt see it

→ lmaotryagain replied: the pda is pdaing

→ honeyyn replied: no cuz he got her smiling like mad 😢

→ pedromiamor replied: 😭😭😭

→ ynthighsluv replied: alexa play that should be me

LOOK: Pedro Pascal and Y/N Y/L/N in New York

→ batmanis1 replied: LMAOOOOOO THEY REALLY SAID 4K ULTRA HD

→ → yuh1200 replied: FRRR IM SOBBING I CANT USE THE ITS TOO BLURRY EXCUSE ANYMORE

→ → → jennieluvu replied: JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE MY GLASSES ON

→ → → → isaacpascal replied: DW I BLURRED THE PIC FOR US [image attached]

→ propernadz replied: I'm mentally unwell because they look so good together and I cannot deny.

→ stuckyforlife replied: GOD I HAVE SEEN WHAT YOU DO FOR OTHERS

→ natasharomanovv replied: i just woke up

→ → nevergain replied: same 😭😭😭

bellaramsey reposted itsYNduh's story

508cutie reposted bellaramsey's story [captioned] HELP BELLA REPOSTED THIS I CANT

donttalkbetty reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] SCREASMIFNF

pascalispunk reposted itsYNduh's story:

dilfpascals reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] DEAD IN THE GRAVE NO ONE TOUCH ME

memeynok reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] APOLOGY WITH TEARS

anderson_1 reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] no but theyre so cute for this and i hate it

enterthesandman reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] HES SHYYYYYY

ilovepascl reposted pascalispunk's story [captioned] WHAT IF THIS WAS MY LAST STRAW

itsYNduh reposted pascalispunk's story:

igotitithink reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] GOD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR OTHERS

ILOVEyn reposted itsYNduh's story [captioned] WHEN IS IT MY TURN

[eyeheartboobiez]

-> 𝖽𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝗒𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗑 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋

-> 𝗌𝗈𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝗆𝖾𝖽𝗂𝖺 𝖺𝗎!

-> 𝗋𝖾𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍: 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗂𝗋𝖾 (𝗈𝗋 𝖻𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗂𝗋𝖾 𝖨 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗋𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖶𝖺𝗒𝗇𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 ) 𝖾𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖡𝗋𝗎𝖼𝖾 𝖶𝖺𝗒𝗇𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗀, 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗎𝖼𝖼𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌, 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾.

-> 𝗂 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗇🫶🏿

Gotham royalty, Dick Grayson, caught with actress Y/N Y/LN behind the scenes of upcoming movie (3/5/2023 1:52 PM)

For months now, fans have been questioning the mysterious relationship between Dick Grayson and Hollywood’s favorite star, Y/N Y/LN. While this may come as a surprise to some, for most of us, it was kind of expected.

Just this morning, the two were seen outside of the actress's trailer on the set of her upcoming movie. The young actress, most notable for her acclaimed EGOT status, is using the feature film to officially bring and end to her acting hiatus.

For a little over three years now, Y/N has practically shut herself out from the public eye, wanting to take care of personal matters in her life. Insiders report that regardless of her "mysterious health condition", she's back and better than ever!

And of course, despite most of the filming taking place in the heart of New York, the gothamite had no trouble traveling to to visit her on set. Paparazzi spotted the apparent couple looking closer than usual just as Dick was seen leaving her trailer.

Throughout the years, both celebrities have been stuck in the classic "will they, won't they" situationship. We can easily take a quick look at the history of the two when they were introduced to each other through their mutual friend, Kori Anders.

Kori, who also happens to be co-starring in the same film as Y/LN, has noted in the past how much she would love for both friends to get together, saying that:

"I know most people usually don't want their besties to date each other, but I actually wouldn't mind. Dick is a good guy, and he's the kind of guy that Y/N could really use right now..."

On the other hand, Y/N has made it clear in the past that she's not looking for a relationship, wanting to focus on her son, Jonathan, instead. After getting pregnant by her ex (who ended up cheating on her, ouch!), the actress tried to keep her life as private as possible.

Dick, on the other hand, absolutely adores Y/N and her son! Over the course of their decade long friendship, the billionaire has proven to be a prominent figure in the child's life. Even this past March, the eldest Wayne flew both the mother and her little five year old out of the country to vacation with him in Italy.

Even though the celebs constantly try to deny any dating rumors, the proof is in the pudding now! No matter how much they try to defend their so called "friendship", we can't help but love the way they love.

suggested for you!

liked by @rred_hood, @wildwallywest, and 3,318,045 others

@bigdickgrayson: Welp I guess the secret's out. These past few years have been some of the best years of my life all thanks to the little family I get to call my own. After getting married, I get to call myself a dad to not only my son Johnny, but to my beautiful baby girl Mari as well. Of course, while Johnathan may not be mine by blood, I still love him and his sister as my own. After practically raising him alongside my beautiful wife, there's nothing else I would see him as. These people here are the light of my life and I am forever greatful for it. Love you Y/NN❤️

View all 14,045 comments

user1: THERE'S TWO???

⤷ user2: no actually since when was there a second one🧍‍♀️

user3: ahh the babies are too cute!!

user4: he's not a step father he's the father that stepped UP

@y/nofficial: 🩵

⤷ @bigdickgayson: 💙

⤷ user5: CRWING SCREAMING SOBBING

⤷ user6: when is it my turn bro PLEASE

user7: congra😭tula😭tions😭😭

user8: my royal family fr🫶

liked by @spacedoutkori and 3,289,260 others

@y/nofficial: my lil yeah <3

View all 13,819 comments

user1: fym "lil yeah" girl yall are MARRIED

user2: WAR IS OVERRR

user3: im so happy for you mamas <3

user4: i like how dick wrote a whole essay while miss girl is out here giving us scraps😭

⤷ user5: bro she will NAWT hesitate to deactivate her entire account go get a straw and suck it up abeg

user6: still can't wrap my head around the fact that she hid a whole ass baby right under our noses💀

@bigdickgrayson: 💙

⤷ @y/nofficial: 🩵

⤷ user7: somebody catchme.... imma pass out..

user8: the true people's princess🥹

notice how i used e news for dick and tmz for jason because it matches their color scheme👀 also ty abby for giving me the idea to give them two kids instead of one ily foreva and eva

[taegularities]

helloo ridddd 🫶🫶 how are you my love?

i got one of my finals back and i did a lot better than i thought (academic weapon fr) 🤭 im very nervous about my stats' final results... i felt super confident when i took the exam, but i need a 85% in order to get an a on the class 🧍‍♀️ but i did the best i could, so no matter what i get, im still proud of myself (self love is the best love)

alsoooooo i just read the teasers!! im so excited !! i just know ur about to break my heart and honestly ive accepted it 🫡 no but seriously, i ate that teaser up, im so excited for the next chapter (and the drabble as well) <3 pls be gentle on my heart, its fragile 😔 i trust you tho, ik cmi's couple are 100% soulmates, theres no separating them 🤷‍♀️ i cant wait! ❤️

-wife from war anon💂‍♀️

hello, wifey !!! i'm better now mentally, but a lot worse physically lmao the flu got me, but we're doing our best to recover !! how are you? 🤍

and YES, congratulations smart bean, i wouldn't have expected anything else !!! 85% — manifesting it, though i'm 100% sure you nailed it. but you're right, either way, you tried your hardest, so that's what counts. and i'm proud of you, too <3

hehehe the teasers !!! i'm happy you liked. broken hearts? inevitable around here, i guess 😭 the drabble is definitely going to be soothing for the soul, i think! as for the rest.. yes oh my gosh, please remember that those two are soulmates indeed and they'll keep gravitating back to each other 🥺🎨 thank you for your constant support, baby. hope you're taking good care of yourself !! 🤍

[satorisoup]

Hey! I’m so so sorry for the late reply. I got Covid along with my pre menstrual symptoms, I wasn’t with a cool head to chat or anything, I’m so sorry T,T

OMG I just read it and I had to control my emotions! It was so beautiful (and sad)😭 ‹𝟹

I’m not ready for Demon Slayer ending, and someone just dropped Obanai and Mitsuri voices when— and it’s everywhere. I’m suffering. Hating on Tanjiro it’s like so unreal that you have no reaction, just blink at the person dumbfounded by the fact that they hate him stand 🧍‍♀️

Yes, I love Kyo. My favorite character ‹𝟹 . I will soon watch it :3

Thanks! I do sing, it is a way of expressing myself ( >,< ) yes, Semi looks so handsome playing the guitar <333 ! Shiratorizawa is my favorite along with Nekoma, it makes me sad the hate 🥹 ! Let’s be fr, who wouldn’t spoil Bokuto Kōtarō? Even Akaashi can’t help it 🥹 . Yes, I wanna be added to the tag list, please 🥺💜 . Thanks 🩷🩵💜

It’s my first time dealing with cats, I only had dogs during my teens years, so it’s been a challenging hehe 💀🥹😭🤸‍♀️😻 but for sure so so adorable, it makes me want to hug them all the time 🥹

I’m glad my words gave you encouragement 🥹🩵 I hope you had a great week and I’m hoping this week goes well for you as well and even better than last week SENDING POSITIVE VIBES ‹𝟹

Thanks, it turned out to be COVID but thankfully it wasn’t so bad as the first time T,T even tho I’m still recovering ( >~< )

I hope your ac it’s working fine now. I don’t know if it’s summer at your place right now, but if it is please make sure to stay where it’s safe for the warm weather T,T by

I’m still recovering and with pre menstrual symptoms, but other than that I’m fine! Having some motivation to do some things after my body fully recovers! How about you, how are you feeling? Please stay healthy and safe ‹𝟹 sending you so so much love and strength to deal with next week life ‹𝟹

P.S. : I feel so bad for the late responding that im almost crying for that T,T i hope you’re not upset, I’m really really sorry

EEEK hello hello ma love !! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و it’s always a lovely day when i see you in my inbox teehee !! <3 m’ soso excited to chat with you !! >//<

GASPS oh nooo !! covid & shark week at the same time ?? T^T that sounds soso draining !! m’ so sorry you haven’t been feeling well !! </3 please remember to rest up, drink water, and eat your meals !! THERE’S NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE !! i promise i don’t mind, take your time ma love !! >_<

TEEHEE m’ soso glad you liked it !! T^T for realsies it was so sad to write, i swear my heart was breakin’ !! </3 THANK YOU SOSO MUCH PLS !! :3

SOBSOB omigosh… the ending will have me inconsolably on bedrest i fear </3 i will be sobbin’ for days when i see genya !! T^T AND OBAMITSU PLS IM NOT PREPARED !! I’LL NEVER BE READY !! in my mind they all live on in peace :< i heard their voicelines and my fist was clenching my shirt in my hands, THEY ARE SO PRECIOUS TO ME WAHHH I CANT HANDLE IT !! </3 and for realsies !! tanjiro haters just can’t appreciate the pureness that he brings i swear </3 he is just the absolute cutest !! i cherish him so deeply, he doesn’t deserve any hate SOB !! T^T

UWAHHH kyo !! he’s my favorite too, i absolutely adore him !! <3 i also really like yuki & his brother !! :> have you watched the 2001 version ?? i must know !! ^_^

WAHHH of course of course ma love !! singing is an absolutely wonderful way to express yourself, it’s so fun !! :3 i absolutely adore semi & shiratorizawa, i still get sad sometimes knowing they didn’t get to go to nationals but it was inevitable SOB !! T^T and nekoma ?? OMIGOSH !! ^_^ kuroo is one of my selfships, he is just so pretty <3 also for some reason kenma always pops up in my dreams !! :0 he is just an absolute cutie !! >//< oh goodness, you’re so right !! i’d spoil him to the ends of the earth teehee !! AND AKAASHI YES !! BOKUAKA MENTION !! ^_^ AND EEEK of course i’ll add you to the taglist teehee !! m’ soso excited to share that project !! <3

EEEP cats are soso much fun !! i grew up with mostly dogs, i had cats but they unfortunately ended up passing away back in preschool </3 i still remember it !! T^T now i have 4 cats and they are my babies i swear it !! :> if i could i would get a golden retriever puppy, but i fear that would be too many animals for my house SOB !! :,<

SNIFFLE pls !! YOU ARE TOO SWEET !! i appreciate tha love and well wishes you send so much !! >//< it means tha world to me !! THANK YOU SOSO MUCH SOB !! <3

YESYES !! my ac is workin’ good now, it ended up turning on as soon as i got to work !! it’s summer here and it’s been so hot !! :0 i’ll definitely try to stay cool !! <3 if it’s summer where you are, im hoping you do the same ma love !! make sure to stay hydrated always !! >_<

YIPEEE m’ glad you’re doin’ a bit better ma love !! i’m wishing you a well recovery and hoping it all goes smoothly for you SOB !! T^T i’ve been doin’ good !! i’ve been a bit busy with work & housesitting but other than that, it’s been wonderful !! THANK YOU SOSO MUCH FOR ASKING TEEHEE !! <3

NONO please don’t cry !! i promise there is no reason to feel bad, m’ not upset in the slightest !! <3 you don’t have to apologize for that ever, i don’t mind one bit !! please remember to take your time, i could wait as long as you need !! i’ll always be here ready to respond !! :>

EEEK how are you doin’ lately ma love ?? are you feeling any better ?? i hope so !! you are an absolute sweetheart and i cherish every chat we have !! :3 m’ sending you all of the bestest wishes and huggin’ you soso tightly !! MWUUUAH !! <3 🍓

[howyouloveyourdragon]

tldr; baby boy bran gets attention and i love it

The Greenfield

as a Tyrell loving b, i love this House name

Bran couldn't care less.

LMAOOO GET WRECKED READER

Deciding not to push the buttons of his mother even more he complied, and asked a servant to bring him some formal clothes. (You didn’t think he would do that himself now did you??). Once it was on his bed he begrudgingly put it on, already feeling as if he doesn’t really like the Greenfields one bit.

pffff he's so pissed he doesn't even wanna look in the wardrobe im just imagining him pouting and crossing his arms 😭

“Hi! My name is,” You couldn’t even finish your sentence before he walked away.

SKKSKSKSKSKSKKSKS

“Don’t pay him any attention Y/N, my name is Sansa! Come, you can sit next to me at dinner.” She joined your guy’s arms and walked with you to where you would be staying at.

sansa fr said "my brother's a cunt let me adopt you" and i love her for that

At the dinner the announcement was made and my god was it an experience

😭oh no😭

“Do you hear this Y/N?! We’ll be sisters!” It seemed like Sansa was more excited than your future husband. This was off to a great start.

PLEASE I LOVE SANSA SO MUCH

Bran on the other hand….. He was a CUNT.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

“No Y/N, I don’t know how you do it down south but we don’t do that here in the North.”

do you wanna square up?

“Sansa! Imagine that the prince would like one of us? Then we’d become the next queen! Isn’t that just a dream?” That is what Bran overheard when he was walking around the place.

HAH get fucked mate

“Do you think he could end your betrothal to my brother? If he does, promise me you will remember me!” “Sansa, I will never ever forget you!”

JAJKSKSKSKS

Could it be possible that he didn’t want to lose you?

“Hello Bran, very nice to see you again. But who is this beautiful person next to you? Excuse me, but I never had the pleasure to mee you I think.” Tommen extended his hand which you gladly accepted, and he planted a gentle kiss on top of your hand.

TOMMEN HAS THAT PRINCE RIZZZZ

“I’m so lucky to have Y/N as my betrothed,” Bran wrapped his hands around you which took you by surprise. “I really have to thank my father for that.”

you sneaky bitch

poor reader just standing there like 🧍‍♀️huh?

“Alright what the fuck was that Bran?” you hissed at him.

BAHAHAHA SHE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT BEING PROPER ANYMORE SHE'S JUST LIKE OI STOP

“Y/N can you help me with my hair?” That was Sansa shouting at you from the window.

PLEASE I LOVE HER SM IM OBSESSED WITH THIS WOMAN

To Ned’s right were Bran, you and then Tommen.

oh this is gonna be good

Oh my god she acknowledged you.

this was literally me the first time i interacted with valeskafics and i am not ashamed to admit that

Next to speak was Tommen. “Reading and horseback riding? So many talents in one person, I imagine that the Gods decided to not divide it evenly and that someone missed out.” He said while clearly looking at Bran with the last statement.

he's down bad already, good luck bran

and all that drama in great detail!

even in fanfic i love a good divorce drama

Bran grew anxious, if you said no he would be fucked and lose the person he loved. The queen would probably suggest you coming along with her and then marry the prince. Wait hold on did he just think that he loves you? Nono that must be a mistake right? I don’t love Y/N, or do I?

Tommen instantly felt a lot better and couldn’t wait to leave Winterfell all of a sudden.

AWWWW HE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED, TOMMEN GET OVER HERE LET ME SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS

he is your little grumpy man.

BAHAHAHAHAH MIRI YOU'RE THE BEST ILY

Not sure your opinions on Bran Stark, but maybe him falling in love with the reader while they’re assorted into an arranged marriage? He grows jealous and decides he needs to keep you in Winterfell with him, so he does everything he can to make you his despite your oath of marriage to maybe a Lannister?

Or just any Bran Stark x Reader content, I love that man so much 🤭🤭

Yesss darling!! Baby I think I made it GN but if you catched a gender thingy let me know!

Summary: Bran didn’t like Y/N at first, so when their parents announced they were to be betrothed he refused. That hurts. But then Tommen came and he disliked that even more. He would show you that he is better than that bastard.

A/N: I do not follow the original storyline cause yeah no. We don’t do that here on this blog. Also fuck their winters and shit. In this story it’s just all 4 seasons in 1 year. And your house is Greenfield a (non-existing) house which is south of Winterfell and often associated with the Vale and shit.

It’s sort of very long headcanons :)

Tag list: @crownedtargaryen

Let me know if you want to be added babes

It was the summer of Bran’s thirteenth birthday, when they got the news. The Greenfield’s were coming to visit and they were bringing their child Y/N Greenfield. They were often talked about, how they would grow up to become one of the prettiest people alive. Bran couldn't care less. He just wanted to learn archery and not much more.

When the Greenfields arrived his whole family was running around making sure that everything looks perfect. "Robb, can we train this afternoon?" "Bran, we do not have the time for training, we need to prepare. Do something useful and go help father or something.” Stupid Greenfields, now they’ve ruined his weekly training session with Robb, what else are they going to ruin? On his way to his father he ran into his mother Catelyn. “Bran! What are you still doing in these clothes?! Go and put on sometching more formal! Don’t just stand here, GO!” His mother looked very nervous and it almost seemed like this visit would determine their fate as a house.

Deciding not to push the buttons of his mother even more he complied, and asked a servant to bring him some formal clothes. (You didn’t think he would do that himself now did you??). Once it was on his bed he begrudgingly put it on, already feeling as if he doesn’t really like the Greenfields one bit.

He begrudgingly went downstairs to meet with his parents. His parents, Robb, Sansa, Rickon,his adopted brother Jon and hell even Arya were dressed up. They all wore their best clothes for the visit

They all waited for the carriage to enter the gates of Winterfell and they didn’t have to wait long. A few minutes after everything gathered a carriage came into view. It was decorated with beautiful green ornaments and golden leaves on the sides.

Your father, mother and your 2 older brothers left the carriage before you and as last but definitely not least you.

“My lord stark, may I present to you. My eldest : Tobas, my second eldest: Darron. And my youngest : Y/N.” Your father spoke

“It’s a pleasure to meet you guys, really! Come on in! Let the kids get to know each other, they’ll be spending lots of time together in the future so…..” Ned spoke the last part quietly not wanting to reveal anything yet.

You stood there swaying on your feet until you spotted Bran, he looked around your age so you approached him, wanting to seem nice.

“Hi! My name is,” You couldn’t even finish your sentence before he walked away. “Y/N.” You were confused as to why he suddenly walked away. You were only trying to be nice.

“Don’t pay him any attention Y/N, my name is Sansa! Come, you can sit next to me at dinner.” She joined your guy’s arms and walked with you to where you would be staying at.

Ned and your father had made plans to unite your houses when you were born. Tobas and Darron were too old to be wedded to either Sansa or god forbid Arya. But you, you were the perfect age and being born only a few months after Bran? It was a miracle.

At the dinner the announcement was made and my god was it an experience

“Ned, thank you so much for hosting this amazing dinner for us. We couldn’t be more honoured and I believe that as a host you should be the one to announce it.”

“Thank you Duncas,” Ned cleared his throat before he said the words that ruined it all for Bran. “The Starks and Greenfields will be united through a marriage. Bran and Y/N are destined to be wedded as soon as Y/N turns eighteen. Until then they will spend much time together. Let’s all celebrate this alliance!”

Bran felt like he was going to puke. He didn’t want to marry anyone and why them?! They weren’t special or anything, so he sulked and pouted the entirety of the dinner.

You on the other hand already had a feeling when your father announced that you would be visiting Winterfell. You knew that it would be good for your family and Winterfell would be an important ally. Besides Bran wasn’t that bad looking. Wink wink

“Do you hear this Y/N?! We’ll be sisters!” It seemed like Sansa was more excited than your future husband. This was off to a great start.

Over the span of the following 5 years, Bran would be 18 and you would turn 18 later that year, you were forced to spend a lot of time together. Sansa had already accepted you as her sister and you really liked her. Bran on the other hand…..

He was a CUNT. Always ignoring you, making snide remarks about your looks or manners. “No Y/N, I don’t know how you do it down south but we don’t do that here in the North.” He would always make you feel insecure, like you didn’t belong there.

Bran wasn’t the best with women and he didn’t despise you contrary what you might believe. He just didn’t really express him self that good. Alright, he was just shit at communicating and thought it would be better to just make you stay away. :)

You practically lived in Winterfell and the Starks would be receiving some royal visitors. The Queen and her son Tommen would come to visit Winterfell. You were very excited because you never met them before and heard great stories about the future king.

“Sansa! Imagine that the prince would like one of us? Then we’d become the next queen! Isn’t that just a dream?” That is what Bran overheard when he was walking around the place.

“Do you think he could end your betrothal to my brother? If he does, promise me you will remember me!” “Sansa, I will never ever forget you!”

Next day at dinner he decided to do a teeny tiny bit of questioning, did you really like the prince? Were you so desperate to get away from him?

“So Y/N, excited for the visit of the prince?” He gave you a sweet angelic look

“Yeah! I’ve heard great stories about him. Did you hear that he is great at archery and sword fighting?! Like that’s so cool!”

Bran scoffed a bit and replied snarkier than he intended “Pff well I am good with bow and arrow as well you know?”

The day of the visit

You were practically running around, trying to look your absolute best for the prince. You were very intrigued by all the stories you heard the people tell.

“Children, please come to the courtyard, they are arriving!” You could hear Ned’s voice coming from downstairs. With a last glance at the mirror, and deciding you looked amazing as usual you went downstairs.

You took your spot next to your husband to be, who looked extremely happy to see you as he always does haha not. “Good morning Bran! Excited for the visit?” You almost shined with excitement. “Cant wait.” Bran first wanted to cancel the betrothal by making you and the prince a thing. But now as he heard you speak about the prince already without ever seeing him, and now seeing you radiating with energy he started to doubt his intentions.

Could it be possible that he didn’t want to lose you?

Well no time to think about it, Tommen is leaving the carriage and approaching him and you.

“Hello Bran, very nice to see you again. But who is this beautiful person next to you? Excuse me, but I never had the pleasure to mee you I think.” Tommen extended his hand which you gladly accepted, and he planted a gentle kiss on top of your hand.

“Your grace, my name is Y/N of the house Greenfield.” You were delighted that the prince even spoke to you.

“Ah the youngest of the Greenfields, I’ve heard stories about how you are considered one of the prettiest people alive. It is a pleasure to meet you.” Alright Bran was getting more annoyed by the second now, so the little devil he is decided to meddle a bit.

“I’m so lucky to have Y/N as my betrothed,” Bran wrapped his hands around you which took you by surprise. “I really have to thank my father for that.”

“Ah so you are the man lucky enough to be the betrothed of the prettiest person? Well consider yourself lucky Bran, I know a lot of people who would think not twice before offering their hand.”

“Yeah….. Very lucky indeed.” With that the Prince left to enter the castle and settle into a room.

“Alright what the fuck was that Bran?” you hissed at him.

“Whaaattttt? Can’t I appreciate my future wife?” He replied as if he had done nothing wrong.

“Well you didn’t do anything of the sorts the past 5 years so it’s a bit suspicious don’t you think?!”

You tried to walk away but he grabbed your hand and pulled you back in. “I meant what I said just now. Thought you should know.”

With that the future lord of Winterfell left you there standing alone in the middle of the courtyard. Very confused and stunned

You never truly disliked Bran but it seemed he did for a while. So where was this coming from?

“Y/N can you help me with my hair?” That was Sansa shouting at you from the window.

“I’m coming!”

The dinner disaster

What is it with people and placing people where they do not want to be?

On the head of the table was Ned, on his left side were Cathelyn, Arya, Sansa and Robb. On the other head was Cersei. To Ned’s right were Bran, you and then Tommen.

You were placed directly between them, how awkward.

“So Y/N, what do you enjoy doing these days here in Winterfell? I can imagine that it is very different than in the Vale.” The queen spoke to you. Oh my god she acknowledged you.

“Well you highness, even though it is indeed very different from the Vale I don’t think it are bad differences. The main one I had to adapt to is that it’s a bit colder. But as to what I enjoy doing, I really like to ride my horse in the woods. I enjoy reading in our library and recently I have followed some lessons alongside Sansa and Arya in stitching. Although I don’t know if that’s my thing or if it’s too “girly” for me.”

Next to speak was Tommen. “Reading and horseback riding? So many talents in one person, I imagine that the Gods decided to not divide it evenly and that someone missed out.” He said while clearly looking at Bran with the last statement.

Bran deciding to try to ignore Tommen as much as possible spoke to you in such a kind voice you thought he was a different person. “Y/N, what did you read as last again? I remember being very intrigued by it and I would like to read it as well.”

“Oh well, it was something called The history of the Throne. It was very interesting, the stories went back to almost the beginning of the Targaryen dynasty. It also described the dance of the dragons and all that drama in great detail!” You replied back sweetly, but speaking to Bran caused you to turn your back to Tommen which he didn’t really appreciate so he spoke again.

“Aha speaking about the dance of the dragons, do you like them? And who do you think was the rightful heir to the throne?”

So you turned around again now facing Tommen. “Do I like dragons? Who in their right mind doesn’t? The rightful heir, that a very difficult question. I fully understand Rhaenyra, buuuuutt I also understand where Alicent came from. She just thought that Viserys meant their son Aegon and from that point it all became very very confusing.” Tommen was smiling at the attention, Bran however was not.

Before he had the chance to speak the Queen spoke up and you were relieved to hear someone else speak for a while. You weren’t really listening so you were surprised when you heard your name being called by her. “Y/N, darling did you hear me?” “Sorry my Queen I was a bit distracted, could you repeat it for me please?” “I asked you if you like it here in Winterfell and if you look forward to your marriage with Bran?”

Bran grew anxious, if you said no he would be fucked and lose the person he loved.The queen would probably suggest you coming along with her and then marry the prince. Wait hold on did he just think that he loves you? Nono that must be a mistake right? I don’t love Y/N, or do I?

You noticed Bran spacing out and gently placed your hand on top of his and gave it a reassuring squeeze. This seemed to bring him back and he looked a bit surprised at you.

“My queen I can assure you that I’m really enjoying Winterfell and I coudnt be more excited for the wedding.” This seemed to shock almost everyone at the table, including Ned and Catelyn. Who tried on numerous occasions to change their sons mind.

“That’s good to hear. Tommen my dear, is everything okay? You look a bit pale.” All of your eyes went over to Tommen who indeed looked paler than normal, probably hoping you weren’t happy. You knew how Tommen must feel and pitied him a bit, so you leaned in close to him and whispered “I know a woman who would be lucky to meet you my prince, she is prettier than I am. Her name is Margaery Tyrell.”

Tommen instantly felt a lot better and couldn’t wait to leave Winterfell all of a sudden.

You and Bran? You guys got married the week after you turned 18, he is your little grumpy man.

[just-some-random-blogger]

“I am afraid I do not know what you are talking about.”

“You were acting like a brazen little hussy at the feast, testing my limits and defiling our marriage.”

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤢 stay mad ig

“Mhm,” the purring was daunting, matching his stern gaze and threatening stance, “so, flirting with him was entertaining?” 

yas purr slay periodt

“Do not tell me you are jealous,” his voice became louder, but he wasn’t yelling at you, “she is my sister, Y/N. We share the same blood, and I am wedded to you, not her.”

.... ok to be fair i would also do anything for helaena sorry youre not that special

The distance between you was closed by a six long strides of Aemond, his threatening aura causing you to move to the side. But he was quicker than you and backed you up against the nearest stone wall, his hand clasped around your throat, applying a good bit of pressure. 

thats hot. proceed

“Are you quite finished now?” he spat, squeezing your throat once to remind you of who was in charge. 

?????????????????? HELLO NO???????? HELLO YOU NEED TO FUCK ME??????????????? HELLO???????????????????

Your hand came up to curl around his wrist, urging him to choke you even tighter. If he wanted to display his power, you were going to give it right back to him. 

AKDHASKLDHSA SHE LIKE ME FR

“Quit the mummer’s farce, Y/N,” Aemond commanded, voice sharp and words chosen carefully, “I see how desperate you are to be stuffed full by my cock. Maybe you need your husband to fuck some courtesy back into that dull head of yours.”

BRO IVE BEEN SAYING FINALLY SOME SENSE IN YOUR DUMB HEAD

That stung a little, but you had it coming. Aemond’s tongue was sharp, always thinking before he spoke. 

🧍‍♀️😬😬😬😬 woops i forgot not everyone was into degradation laskhflashfaslf sahfsalkf

“Will you continue that pathetic huff of yours and leave, or will you swallow your pride and beg for me to take you, mh?”

.............. see this is a very delicate situation im a ✨brat✨

“Please, husband,” you feigned to whine, batting your eyelashes at him, “take me.”

😬😤🤧too soon but i can respect that cos i mean 🫦🫦🫦 he delish

Playing with a Dragon

Pairing: Aemond Targaryen x female!Reader

Summary: After seeing you dance with another man, Aemond got jealous. And when he finally deciphered the reason why you were acting like a brat, he thought it best to put you back in your place.

Warnings: SEXUAL CONTENT–MINORS DNI; dry humping, bratting, humiliating, degrading, choking, teasing, taming, jealous Aemond, female Reader

Words: 1 K

“What is it, mh?” Aemond’s smooth voice rang out as he briskly stepped into your marital chambers, his violet eye immediately finding yours. You sat on the edge of your bed, legs crossed with the black skirt of your dress cascading down your legs. 

“I am afraid I do not know what you are talking about.”

“Oh, you don’t?” He asked, the sudden change in his voice audible as it was laced with venom, “perhaps I should remind you?“

With a flick of your wrist, you encouraged him to elaborate, subconsciously riling him up. 

“You were acting like a brazen little hussy at the feast, testing my limits and defiling our marriage.”

You raised your chin defiantly, one eyebrow cocked. 

“What else was I supposed to do when you did not want to dance with me? I had to entertain myself somehow, hadn't I?” 

“Mhm,” the purring was daunting, matching his stern gaze and threatening stance, “so, flirting with him was entertaining?” 

“You know I cannot just decline an invitation to dance, especially not from our guest. And it helped me get what I wanted… your attention,” you snapped, rising to your feet. 

Aemond’s jaw clenched slightly, and with a careful look you were able to spot his muscles tensing, “but you do remember that we were hosting the feast? We had guests I had to attend to, whereas you were occupied entertaining some irrelevant fool of House Lannister.”

He had not stepped closer towards you just yet, his looming presence still standing close to the door. You were not going to budge, and more importantly you were not going to give in. Throughout your marriage you always had to dance to his tune, but not that night. 

“Oh, of course you had,” you replied in a snappy manner, crossing your arms in front of your chest to prove your point, “but you would do anything for your dear Helaena.” 

Then it dawned on him. He cocked an eyebrow at you, the corners of his lips quirking into a smirk ever so slightly. He was amused. 

“Do not tell me you are jealous,” his voice became louder, but he wasn’t yelling at you, “she is my sister, Y/N. We share the same blood, and I am wedded to you, not her.”

You were not jealous of her. You loved Helaena dearly, she was one of your only friends within the cold walls of the Red Keep. She was far too kind to do you harm - or anybody else.

“How could I be sure? You Targaryens do have queer customs,” the words left your lips way before you had the chance to think them through, but it was too late to back down. Aemond maybe had the Blood of the Dragon, but you were just as hot-blooded as him; and ten times more stubborn. 

The distance between you was closed by a six long strides of Aemond, his threatening aura causing you to move to the side. But he was quicker than you and backed you up against the nearest stone wall, his hand clasped around your throat, applying a good bit of pressure. 

The placement of his hand was cautiously chosen, high enough so you were forced to look up at him, having no choice than meeting his eye. 

Between your heated gazes staring each other down there was a pregnant pause, filled with your heavy breathing - or at least your pathetic attempts to fill your lungs with air.

Where your blood had boiled out of anger before, it now was because of an entirely different reason. The violet of his eye was eclipsed by black, only a thin hue around the dark orb, and he was hungrily scanning your face. 

“Are you quite finished now?” he spat, squeezing your throat once to remind you of who was in charge. 

Your hand came up to curl around his wrist, urging him to choke you even tighter. If he wanted to display his power, you were going to give it right back to him. 

“Quit the mummer’s farce, Y/N,” Aemond commanded, voice sharp and words chosen carefully, “I see how desperate you are to be stuffed full by my cock. Maybe you need your husband to fuck some courtesy back into that dull head of yours.”

That stung a little, but you had it coming. Aemond’s tongue was sharp, always thinking before he spoke. 

But it was true, and there was no denying it. There were times you needed him to reprimand you, to put you back into your place, and this time you were practically begging for it. 

The tips of his fingers dug into your jugular veins, making you gasp and grip his wrist even tighter, your knuckles blanching from the force. For a split second, your eyes widened in fear, yet you felt a wave of arousal gush out of your heat, caught by your smallclothes.

With a swift kick to both your feet, Aemond nudged your legs apart to place his own between them. He bent it enough to press his thigh to the apex between your legs, and only huffed when you started to grind your hips down on it. The moan you released was the epitome of being pathetic, and the blush that crept onto your cheeks the perfect indicator that you knew. 

“Will you continue that pathetic huff of yours and leave, or will you swallow your pride and beg for me to take you, mh?”

You swallowed thickly, the sensation painful with his hand still wrapped around your neck. Feeling his erect member pressing against your side filled you with glee and anticipation of what was to come, your lips pressing into a thin line as you considered his offer.

Silence was surrounding you again, this time making you aware of how labored Aemond’s own breathing was; he was enjoying this just as much as you did. You didn’t want to give him the satisfaction of caving in, but you also didn’t want to miss out on the delicious feeling of being stretched out by his glorious cock. 

“Please, husband,” you feigned to whine, batting your eyelashes at him, “take me.”